Kitchen

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Kitchen
Location
Eldritch fried sandwich factory.
Access	Everything: Vice Officer Kitchen: Chef Gibber: Chef Booze storage: Bartender

If you enter the grey airlock right of the Bar counter and make a left, you'll stumble upon the Kitchen. Here, you can find all the appliances and other machines a Chef needs to create delicious (and occasionally lethal) food, including a fridge and FoodTech vendor well-stocked with ingredients and items like lunchboxes, the famous deep fryer, two mixers, and not one, not two, but an astounding three ovens.

Of course, there's more to cooking than just food. The chef's only friend, Remy, also helps out with advice and recipe ideas. In addition, there's a phone for taking orders like a real carry-out restaurant, a dramatic horn for making Chefbots, and a satchel for storing ingredients and cuisine.

If you go left of here, you'll find a black-tiled room with a machine that dispenses monkeys for meat, some chemistry equipment, and an entrance to Catering Pod Bay. If you go left, then take a white airlock immediately upward, you'll find the freezer room, with spikes for butchering said monkeys (preferably with proper safety measures) and a gibber for other things with two legs (and occasionally others). There's also a crate of...vintage meat in there and another freezer crate with raw cone for ice cream.

The other areas contain crates of drinks and extra ingredients. In particular, the area directly above has chute that delivers whatever produce (and other things...) Hydroponics has shoved down their Produce Chute. These rooms, along the freezer room and aforementioned black-tiled area, are collectively referred to as Catering Storage.

To learn how all these machines and ingredients go together, checkout Foods and Drinks.

Maintenance Information

The Kitchen can be directly resupplied with air from the Catering Air Hookup in the maintenance area north of here, in the same hallway as the aforementioned Catering Pod Bay.

Catering Storage doesn't have a specific vent, but air from the Kitchen room can flow into its rooms.

The APC for the Kitchen is just outside the left entrance.

The APC for Catering Storage is in the aforementioned black-tiled room left of the Kitchen, above a table with a dead plant. Poor thing.

Kitchen
Location
Eldritch fried sandwich cake factory.
Access	Everything: Vice Officer Kitchen: Chef Gibber: Chef Booze storage: Bartender

The Kitchen is where Chef and their blue mouse friend, Remy, create delicious (and occasionally lethal) sandwiches and other foods for all of Roland's patrons to enjoy. As you'd expect, it contains several culinary appliances and machines, including two ovens, a deep fryer, and two mixers, all positioned about the rim of the room for ease of movement. To understand how these devices go together to make exquisite cuisine, see Foods and Drinks.

East of this room is Catering Storage, part of which contains crates with utensils, glassware, and other cooking tools. It also has a freezer room with gibber and monkey spikes to the east of the bar, for all of your meat needs. Below this freezer room is a similarly cold-themed area with extra ice cream cones and white freezer crates with meat on ice. Meanwhile, the Bartender lives in the little room south of here.

Thanks to the ingenuity of Cogmap1's creator, Cogwerks, this room has not one, but four (count them!) possible entryways:

• Enter the doors into the area behind Cafeteria counter and head upward.
• Go above Tool Storage and below Catering Pod Bay and head westward into Catering Storage, then westward again into the Kitchen.
• Go through the north door in Emergency Storage.
• Enter the east maintenance area under the right side of Arrivals. When you see a yellow Engineering airlock, head south. Don't go right.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. If there was one, some vengeful customer angry with their order would probably use it to spew plasma over all the food or something. Maybe it would actually improve the food.

The APC for the Kitchen is in the maintenance area above.

The APC for Catering Storage is on the outward-facing side of south wall for the freezer room, near a freezer and some freezer crates.

Both of these rooms get power via a cable that goes through the maintenance area above and under a door into Catering Storage

Kitchen
Location
Eldritch fried sandwich cake pizza factory.
Access	Chef

The Kitchen is located smack dab in the middle of Destiny, right next to the Bridge and across the hall from the Bar and Hydroponics. It contains all the equipment (including your very own pet mouse, Remy) the Chef needs to cook up delicious (and occasionally lethal) food for all the hungry crew members to enjoy.

There is also a freezer room containing a gibber and monkey spikes just east of it, for all of your meat needs. In the very same room is a crate with questionable meats as well as a freezer crate with spare cooking supplies. There's also some eggnog and a santa hat, for bringing a little Spacemas to your day.

Maintenance Information

The APC for this room is located in the maintenance tunnel right outside the freezer room.

Kitchen
Location
Eldritch fried sandwich cake pizza pie factory.
Access	Chef

This slender little room is the Chef's Kitchen, and it is located right on top of the Bar. It contains all the equipment (including your very own pet mouse and Ratatouille reference Remy) the Chef needs to cook up delicious (and occasionally lethal) food for all the hungry crew members to enjoy, including a highly-visible, very convenient table for the Chef to put food on so that the Bartender has some space for drinks.

There is also a freezer room containing a gibber and monkey spikes just east of it, for all of your meat needs. In the very same room is a crate with questionable meats as well as a freezer crate with spare cooking supplies. There's also some eggnog and a santa hat, for bringing a little Spacemas to your day.

Maintenance Information

The APC for this room is located in the maintenance tunnel right outside the freezer room.

Kitchen
Location
Eldritch fried sandwich cake pizza pie rangoon factory.
Access	Chef

This compact little room is the Chef's Kitchen, and it is located right of the Bar. It contains all the equipment (including your very own pet mouse and Ratatouille reference Remy) the Chef needs to cook up delicious (and occasionally lethal) food for all the hungry crew members to enjoy, as well as a few countertops so the Bartender or Waiter can bring out your food and deliver ingredients while you stay in the Kitchen, diligently making food.

This design forgoes a separate freezer room typical of most stations in favor of simply of having the monkey vendor and meat spike in the same room, just a few meters away. Isn't that absolutely gross and unsanitary super convenient? Now you can procure your meats without freezing your behind off every time you got for a slab or getting bolted in and forced to recreate some cheesy stuck-in-the-freezer scene with a monkey.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. That probably isn't good if a Space FDA inspector comes by. Well, if the food or bar patrons didn't kill them first.

The APC for this room is located in the maintenance tunnel above room.

Kitchen
Location
Eldritch fried sandwich cake pizza pie rangoon factory.
Access	Chef

This comfortably big ol' room is the Chef's Kitchen, located below the Cafeteria. Note the double deep fryers. It is the dream of every Chef to have more Deep Fryers. Deep-fried anything is the intergalactic dish of spacemen and spacewomen everywhere. Clearly this kitchen was built during a much more glorious, a much more understanding age.

Note also the three tables with shutters over them. One faces in the Barman's Office and another opens into the behind-the-counter area in the Cafeteria, so that the Chef can hand food over to the Bartender to serve while they're busing preparing other dishes. The last connects the prestigious patrons in the VIP Lounge into the Kitchen. A genius idea, unfortunately unseen in modern station and ship design.

The aforementioned shutters are controlled by a switch directly left of the double doors. Meanwhile, the switch at the very northwest corner opens and closes the VIP Lounge, while the one near the northeast corner actually controls the public Cafeteria entrance into Hydroponics.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. That probably isn't good if a Space FDA inspector comes by. Well, assuming they managed to even find their way into this place.

The APC for this room is right near the double doors into this room.

Kitchen
Location
Eldritch fried sandwich cake pizza pie rangoon cream pie factory.
Access	Chef

This modestly sized room is the Chef's Kitchen, located just left of the Bar. It's a pretty simple affair. The monkey dispenser and meat spike are in one corner, the sink, oven, and FoodTech vendor, are in another corner, it and all the other appliances are all round the rim of the room, and there's nice big table in the middle for keeping crap. Produce from Hydroponics is thrown in from the table in the bottom right corner; dishes are thrown out from the middle table into the Bar. Not too bad of a layout for manufacturing non-Euclidean sandwiches.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. That probably isn't good if a Space FDA inspector comes by. Like they would ever visit this insane asylum.

The APC for this room is in the middle of the western wall, across from the ice cream cone dispenser.

Kitchen
Location
Eldritch fried sandwich cake pizza pie rangoon cream pie eggroll factory.
Access	Chef

This comfortably sized room is the Chef's Kitchen, located just right of the Bar. Even though most crew members don't eat any of the food made here, it's still important in keeping them sane and healthy on this barren rock of a station. That's why the cookery machines are either front and center or on the rim of the room: so that the Chef crank out meals like a living assembly line, making all sorts of foods.

Besides the main kitchen area, there's also a tiny mini-room for a disposal chute for some reason, a table for the Botanists nearby to leave "produce", and a little maint room with some chemistry equipment, which leads to a small freezer room with various extra cooking supplies, questionable meats, and a gibber. Try not the break the glass; there's no air in that little pocket of asteroid.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. That probably isn't good if a Space FDA inspector comes by. As if there Space FDA would find this tiny rock of a station.

The APC for the main, white-checker-tiled kitchen room is on the eastern side of the room. The APC for the little maint area below it is in the freezer room.

Kitchen
Location
Eldritch fried sandwich cake pizza pie rangoon cream pie eggroll club double decker factory.
Access	Chef, Bartender

On the west side of Oshan Lab, left of Roland's, is a peculiar little Kitchen with a dark secret, not immediately obvious to the eye at first glance. Aside from a crate full of fish and seaweed sheets in the Catering Storage area left, it sports the usual dual-oven-single-fryer appliance set, in somewhat unconventional but not particularly strange column, and their keepers are notably not notable. It could easily be any sort of kitchen in any sort of station--except it isn't.

This kitchen is where the fragile plane of the human reality intersects with the plane of the dreaded Crashwich, an eldritch culinary abomination, created long ago by a race of ancient beings from long before. Through occult rituals and techniques beyond our powers of speculation, these beings crafted an peculiar sandwich, that would be perceived by the eye as mere slices of bread, but would, upon closer examination, overwhelm the beholder's senses.

Through vile magic and dark sorcery, they animated it and gave it life. In its first, it knew of only one desire: thrist--for blood. It attacked everyone on sight, assailing and overloading their senses and straining the very fabric of time itself. When the fabric held no longer and tore, the Crashwich fell through into the void between the planes and took its surrounding reality with it. Though beings' masters were quick to forbid the creation of such atrocities, it is only a matter of time before it returns, in full force.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. Not particularly odd.

The APC for the main, white-checker-tiled kitchen room is in the room's top left corner. The APC for the Catering Storage area is in the storeroom below the freezer room, in the top left corner.

Kitchen
Location
Eldritch fried sandwich cake pizza pie rangoon cream pie eggroll club double decker dagwood double decker factory.
Access	Chef, Bartender

Above the Cafeteria is Civilechia's world-renowned cuisine facility, the Kitchen. Thanks to the ingenuity of Civilechian government architects and not rampant despotism, this facility has only two entrances right, close to each other, in the maintenance area above, which opens into the Escape Shuttle Hallway. Thanks to this same ingenuity and not happy accidents in the construction, the Chef and Bartender can actually access this area, whereas they would not be able to on other stations. Such is life in Civilechia.

This facility consists of three subsections, each partitioned by both function and choice of floor tile, again thanks to the ingenuity of Civilechian designers. While the whole facility is often called the Kitchen, only the white-and-black-tiled area is formally called the Kitchen. This is the room contains the majority of appliances used in Civilechian cuisine, namely the oven, mixer, food processor, glass recycler, sink, microwave, and, most importantly, deep fryer. Should the chefs feel generous, (and a Civilechian Chef voluntarily is) they can press a button near the glassware recycler to lift the kitchen shutters, so that comrades may witness how their fine cuisine is created or so that there is more table space to offer food on.

The other two rooms are both named Catering Storage, again thanks to the ingenuity of Civilechian architects and not to Civilechian electricians failing to notice the duplication. The glossy white-tiled room is kept near freezing and holds many items best held at that temperature, such ice cream machines and cones and a meat spike and gibber for monkey butchering. Similarly, the black-tiled area is a storage area for utensils, ingredients, and other food-related items. Notably, it contains the Chefs' vast refrigerator of ingredients, the FoodTech ingredient dispenser, and monkey machine and the Bartender's alcohol and cocktail accessory dispenser.

Maintenance Information

There are no vents anywhere in this facility, as per Civilechian's easy-to-meet construction standards.

The APC for the Kitchen room is on its left wall, near the deep fryer. The APC for the white-tiled Catering Storage room is also on its left walls, between the gibber and meat spikes. The APC for the black-tiled Catering Storage room is near that area's disposal chute.

This area receives power from a wire under the leftmost door, near the Booze-O-Mat.

Kitchen
Location
Eldritch fried sandwich cake pizza pie rangoon cream pie eggroll club double decker dagwood double decker club factory.
Access	Chef

Is this the Krusty Crab? No, this is the Rusty Crab, often just called the Kitchen, located above the Rising Tide bar and Arrivals. Here, the Chef can cook up some delicious and hopefully non-lethal food for all the crew to enjoy.

The center of the room has a ring of the most commonly used kitchen appliances (oven, mixer, FoodTech, deep fryer, processor, and, naturally, kitchen sinks) to speed up cooking times, with lesser-used machines and gadgets placed on the rim. Some standouts include a phone for taking orders, a table open to Hydroponics for face-to-face crop requests, another table open to the main hallway so curious passersby can watch the Chef cook and perhaps sample any they food put out, and a special dispenser with stuff like mint for condiments.

To see what sorts of delectable edibles you can create in this place, check out the Foods and Drinks page!

Freezer

Above this room is a frozen storage room fittingly called Freezer, which contains meat, ice cream, and other stuff you generally want cold. Within the white crates are fish, seaweed sheets, raw ice cream cones, some pre-made ice cream, frozen yoghurt, boxes of donk pockets, and a bit of suspicious meat that's more shifty than the Detective. How old is it? What kind of meat is it? Is it still good? The answers are hard to find.

But you don't even have to raise those kinds of questions in the first place, because this room has a monkey machine and a meat spike right by it for butchering and harvesting monkey meat, so your customers can always enjoy the freshest cuts. There's also a gibber for...larger meat that's too big for the meat spike, and a butcher knife for carving up smaller prey. Careful with the latter!

Maintenance Information

Neither Kitchen nor the Freezer have a vent. They'd probably freeze up or something in the latter and get turned into a fried abomination in the former.

The APC for the Kitchen room is in the room's bottom left, near the ice cream dispenser. The APC for the Freezer room is roughly in the top middle, near the gibber.

Kitchen
Location
Eldritch fried sandwich cake pizza pie rangoon cream pie eggroll club double decker dagwood double decker club sushi factory.
Access	Everything: Vice Officer, Chef

The Kitchen is where Chef and their blue mouse friend, Remy, create delicious (and occasionally lethal) sandwiches and other foods for all of the denizens of the bar to the right - just past that counter! - to enjoy. Well situated for the purpose are several appliances; the oven, deep fryer, mixer, and the stove, to name a few. To understand how these devices go together to make exquisite cuisine, see Foods and Drinks.

West of this room is Catering Storage, part of which contains crates with utensils, glassware, and other cooking tools. Meanwhile, the Bartender lives in the little room south of here, though you'll need to go through the Catering Storage to get there.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. If you need to dispose of some bad food, just serve it to the customers.

The APC for the Kitchen is on the west wall, next to the door.

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