Funeral Parlor

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Location
Funeral Parlor
Function

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Clown launcher

Access

Sitting Area: Everybody
Mass Driver: Chaplain


If there's always fun in funerals on Space Station 13, then it's no wonder this Funeral Parlor is so close to where the funnest people on the NSS Clarion live. Take a seat, there's plenty of chairs here, and don't worry if you can't hear the chaplain's hilarious profound eulogy over the station chatter, because the state-of-the-art sound system's got you covered. Be sure to say your final goodbye as the corpus enters their final resting place in a spooky spacetime wedgie amongst the stars. Should you be unable to move on, you can always consult the Ouija board here.