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The toilets, tubs, and lockers of Cog2 have fused together to form...the Locker Room.

Toilets
Location

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Misdeed magnet

Access

Everyone


The Bathroom is a white-tiled room in the general crew quarters area that is often covered in black, blue, and other colors due to various misdeeds performed here, including:

  • Dumping Discount Dan's noodles and ProPuffs cigarettes into the bathtub for hobo chemistry.
  • Soaking the nearby loofah into the contents of said bathtub to create a floorpill sponge of monstrous size and effect.
  • Clogging the toilets with paper, action figures, jumpsuits, hats, and the bottle of Cap'n Bubs(TM) Extra-Manly Bubble Bath nearby.
  • Giving grabbed victims swirlies in said clogged toilets.
  • Welding the drains shut and living the showerheads on.
  • Using the plunger...as a hat!

Maintenance Information

There are no vents, but, sensibly, there are drains.

The APC for this room in the maintenance area right of here.

Toilets
Location

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Euphemism magnet

Access

Everyone


The Toilets are, as their name suggests, the NSS Destiny's restroom, located in the middle of the ship and right across the hall from the Bridge. It features, as it should, an array of classic porcelain toilets with lockable stall doors, as well as a Cyborg Docking Station for the needs of more robotic lifeforms.

Remember, you can relieve yourself on the toilet by standing over it and either using the pee emote or say "*pee.

The Shower Room

Watch your step! Right below the toilets is a shower room, equipped with an array of hygiene-boosting shower heads and bathtubs. The personal lockers nearby are there to so you lock away your belongings while you bathe.

Maintenance Information

The APCs for the Shower Room and Toilets are located in the Maintenance hallway west of it.

The toilets and showers have packed up. They're roommates with the lockers in the Locker Room now.

Toilets
Location

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Euphemism magnet

Access

Everyone


The loo. The potty. The crapper. The porcelain throne. The Great White Round One. Whatever you call it, this Toilets room above Crew Quarters A is still one of the station's many bathrooms, alongside the ones in the Brig, Engineering, Medbay, Research, and the Shower Room.

As you'd expect, this room is absolutely vital for maintaining proper hygiene for Goon Roleplay players. For the standard Goon server crowd though, there's plenty of things to do besides welding the drains and leaving the showers on. Cook up meth and bath salts in a bathtub! Give a monkey a swirlie! Stash secret booze and kush caches in the toilets! Even though you can't crap in here anymore, you can still do a crapload of things.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. Hold your nose when you're in here.

The APC for this area is in the room on the left, near the wardrobe.

Toilets
Location

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The Loo-lands

Access

Everyone


Between the Crew Lounge and the Bridge territory of United Command is a hidden kingdom called the Bathroom, inhabited by three sinks and a cleanbot and ruled by two porcelain thrones with many names. Citizens all over the region of Atlas flock to here as a vacation spot, where they often cleanse themselves with the sinks and visit one of the thrones, typically either by using the pee emote or entering say "*pee.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. The thrones forbid vents, air injectors, and other members of the Atmospherics Tools clan after its nobles attempted to assassinate the throne.

The APC for this area is on the right wall.

Toilets
Location

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Hygiene hijinks.

Access

Everyone


The NSS Manta has at least two rooms dedicated to keeping oneself clean, confusingly both called Bathrooms. Both of them are in the port/left side of the ship, past the Chapel and Fitness Room, but one focuses more on clothes and toilets, while the other has a bath and showers.

These aren't the only bathrooms on the ship; every department has one. Research/Science gets the Research Restroom, Medical has the Medbay Restroom, Engineering's is in the Engineering Quarters, Security's is in he Sec. Officers Quarters (and their prisoners have bathrooms in General Pop & Cell #1), and the Captain gets their own private bathroom in their quarters. For adventurous types who prefer doing duties off-station, there are also two bathrooms in the Sea Diner (though one is actually a merchant outpost) and two in the Syndicate Assault Vessel, which require an agent card--or some creativity--to access.

Toilet Room

The first room is directly accessible from the main hallway and can be easily identified by its porcelain white tiling. There's two sinks and three toilet stalls here; unfortunately, the stall door workers went on strike during the construction of this room, so instead of solid plastic slabs that you can lock for privacy, you instead get flimsy wooden doors that can only be locked with keys. If someone comes in here while you're doing the deed, you better pray they don't open yours.

This room also has a few washing machines and a uniform manufacturer. In the wardrobes you'll find bathrobes and shoes and generic jumpsuits in a variety of uncommon colors you won't find anywhere else on the ship, like light green, red-orange, and maroon.

Shower & Bathtub Room

The second room is above the first, and it has four showerheads, all arranged around one column above white-blue tiling. That means you have absolutely no privacy while showering here! It's a good thing you can shower with your clothes on and wind up perfectly fine in SS13, or things would get very awkward if one person came in while another was showering. At least, you have some swimsuits for a lil' modesty if you decide to forgo clothes, as well as flippers for easier movement through water puddles (and everything larger than that).

This second room also has a side room with a bathtub, along with a rack of towels, a bathrobe, and some bath scrub and bathbombs for the full bathing experience. There's also a tube of lipstick someone probably lost in here. Maybe you could use it draw some art describing how much you enjoyed your bath for the next person. Or apply it to your face, that works.

Maintenance Information

Neither rooms have vents. You don't need air to have proper hygiene.

The APC for the first Bathroom area mentioned is its left wall, behind the uniform manufacturer. The APC for the second Bathroom area is on the north wall near the top left, near the entrance to the Sauna.

Toilets
Location

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The Loo-lands

Access

Everyone


Kondaru boasts two bathrooms, or three if you count the gym's shower room. The most individual one, depicted in the infobox image, is located in the southwest of the station, just above the Public Market. It has a plunger just in case, as well as a shower room in the back.

The other two are in the northeastern section; one is between the Gym and the Pool, and is mostly showers with one toilet. The other is north of Crew Quarters East, and is a bit more robust in the toilet and bath department.

To use the toilets, either use the pee emote (me "pee) or enter say "*pee.

Maintenance Information

There are no vents. What a stinker!

The APC for the one near the market is on the wall between the stalls and the shower, toiletside. The APC for the Gym one is on a central wall, while the APC for the crew quarters one is in the crew quarters room below.

Stationmap.png Locations on Cogmap2
General Arrivals · Emergency Storage B · Escape · Escape Pod Bay · Locker Room · Maintenance · Owlery · Main Hangar 1 & 2 · Net Cafe · Public Garden · Routing Depot · Tool Storage · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Catering Pod Bay · Chapel · Clown Tent · Crew Quarters · Derelict Crew Quarters · Gym · Health Spa · Hydroponics · Janitor's Closet · Janitor's Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Pool · Public Market Booths · Staff Assistants' Quarters
Security Security · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Secure Hangar · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoints
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · AI Upload · AI Upload Foyer · Captain's Quarters · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Genetics · Medical Director's Office · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Robotics · Auxiliary Storage · Medical Booth · Robot Depot
Research Research Wing · Artifact Research · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Science Pod Bay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Central Storage · Ore Processing / Refinery · Mining Department
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Pod Bay · Emergency Storage A · Emergency Air Hookup · Mechanics Workshop · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Mining Outpost · Listening Post · Research Outpost · Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Cogmap1
General Arrivals · Bathrooms · Crew Quarters A · Crew Quarters B · Emergency Storage · Escape · Locker Room · Maintenance · Owlery · Observatory · Main Hangar · Routing Depot · Tool Storage · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Catering Pod Bay · Chapel · Clown Tent · Crew Lounge · Gym · Hydroponics · Information Office · Janitor's Office · Janitor's Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Pool · Public Market · Stock Market Room
Security Security · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Dispatch · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Secure Hangar · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Mini-Brig
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · AI Upload · AI Upload Foyer · Captain's Quarters · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Genetics · Medical Director's Office · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Robotics · Medical Booth
Research Research Wing · Artifact Research · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Robot Depot · Science Pod Bay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Central Storage · Mining Department · Ore Processing / Refinery · Routers
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Pod Bay · Emergency Air Hookup · Mechanics Workshop · Primary Tool Storage · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Mining Outpost · Listening Post · Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Oshan Laboratory
General Arrivals · Crew Quarters A · Data Center · Emergency Storage A · Emergency Storage B · Escape Hallway · Information Office · Maintenance · Net Cafe · Observatory · Pod Bay · Tool Storage · Toilets · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Bar Office · Barbershop · Catering Hangar · Catering Storage · Chapel · Clown Hole · Crew Lounge · Fitness Center · Hydroponics · Janitor's Office · Janitor's Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Nerd Dungeon · Public Market · Radio Lab · Sauna · Shower Room · West Crew Lounge · Zen Garden
Security Security Department · Armory · Beepsky's House · Defendant's Chair · General Population · HoS Office · Interrogation Room · Processing Room · Secure Dock · Security Foyer · Solitary Cells · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoints
Command AI Chamber · AI Upload · Bridge · Captain's Quarters · Customs · Head of Personnel's Office · EVA · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Cloning · Cryo · Genetics · Medbay Operating Theatre · Medbay Restroom · Medical Director's Office · Medical Storage · Monkey Dome · Morgue · Pharmacy · Pathology · Robotics · Treatment Cells
Research Research Sector · Artifact Lab · Chemistry · Computer Core · Research Dock · Research Director's Office · Robot Depot · Science Teleporter · Toxins Storage · Research Outpost · Research Outpost Hangar · Research Outpost Toxins Storage · Research Outpost Test Chamber · Toxins
Cargo & Mining Central Warehouse · Mining · Mining Dock · Quartermaster's Office · Refinery · Supply Lobby
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Dock · Engineering Gas Storage · Engineering Storage · Inner Engineering · Power Room · Engineering EVA · Mechanic's Lab · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Listening Post · Sea Elevator · Seafloor · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Manta
General Arrivals · Crew Quarters A · Crew Quarters B · Crew Quarters C · Bathrooms · Escape · Maintenance · Submarine Bay (Port) · Submarine Bay (Starboard) · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · The Rising Tide/Bar · Barman's Office · Chapel · Chapel Office · Crematorium · Crew Lounge · Fitness Room · Garbage Garbs · Hydroponics · Janitor's Office · The Rusty Crab/Kitchen · Freezer · Sauna
Security Security Department · Security Foyer Checkpoint · Sec. Officers Quarters · Armory · Brig · Cell Block Control · General Population · Cell #1 · Solitary Confinement · Visitation · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Submarine Bay (Security) · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Detective's Bedroom · Beepsky's House
Command AI Upload Chamber · AI Upload Foyer Port · AI Upload Foyer Starboard · Bridge · Communications Office · Communications Office Bedroom · Captain's Office · Captain's Quarters · Head of Personnel's Office · Head of Personnel's Personal Quarters · Port Torpedo Bay · Starboard Torpedo Bay · EVA Storage · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Medbay Lobby · Cloning · Medical Research · Morgue · Medbay Treatment Area · Cryo · Medbay Operating Theatre · Medbay Restroom · Robotics · Treatment Rooms · Medbay Staff Area · Medical Storage · Medical Director's Office
Research Research Sector · Artifact Lab · Chemistry · Pathology Research · Robot Depot · Research Director's Private Quarters · Research Restroom · Science Teleporter · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Mining · Submarine Bay (Mining) · Cargo Bay · Cargo Bay Office
Engineering Engineering · Engineering Break Room · Engineering Quarters · Engineering Restroom · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Storage · Engineering Control Room · Inner Engineering · Singularity Core · Engineering Power Room · Engineering Gas Storage · Mechanic's Lab · Technical Storage
Off-Station Abandoned Ship · Clown Hole · Ghost Drone Factory · Robot Trading Outpost · Sea Diner · Seafloor · Syndicate Assault Vessel · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Kondaru
General Arrivals · Aviary · Bathrooms · Crew Quarters · Emergency Storage A · Escape Arm · Escape Dock · Gym · Nerd Dungeon · Pool · Public Market · Routing Cabinet · Routing Depot · Sauna · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Bar Office · Catering Storage · Chapel · Clown Hole · Hydroponics · Janitor Office · Janitor Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · News Office · Public Podbay
Security Security · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoints · Secure Hangar
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · AI Upload · Captain's Quarters · Command Pod Pad · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Cloning · Cryo · Genetics · Medbay Podbay · Medical Booth · Medical Director's Office · Monkey Dome · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Pharmacy · Robotics · Treatment Rooms
Research Artifact Lab · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Research Router · Robot Depot · Science Podbay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Warehouse · Ore Processing / Refinery · Mining Department · Mining Podbay
Engineering Chief Engineer's Office · Cold Loop · Engineering · Engineering Break Room · Engineering Gas Storage · Engineering Podbay · Power Room · Engine Room · Hot Loop · Mechanics Workshop · Power Transmission Laser · Pump Control Room · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory· Listening Post· Mining Outpost· Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality