Foods and Drinks

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Food is what you eat. Drinks are what you drink. Here is a comprehensive (but still incomplete) list of items and recipes for the chef to utilize and the crew to enjoy. Just remember that side-effects are by no means unknown or uncommon.

Snacks

Icon Name Available from Info
Donut.png Donut Vendor, kitchen Frosted donuts give double the HP recovery to security officers. <Insert Joke>
Chips.png Chips Vendor
Candy.png Candy Vendor
Fries.png Fries Vendor, kitchen
Popsicle-wrapper.png Popsicle-unwrapped.gif Popsicle-stick.png Popsicle Vendor, kitchen Comes in 7 amazing flavors!
FoodPopcorn.png Popcorn Kitchen
ChipsOnion.png Onion chips Kitchen
FoodNougatBar.png Nougat bar Kitchen
FoodGranolaBar.png Granola bar Kitchen
CookieTin.png Cookie tin Kitchen Contains 7x butter cookies
Popsicle-box.png Popsicle Box Refrigerator Contains 7x popsicles!
HetzCup.png Hetz' Cup Kitchen
CandyApple.png Candy apple Kitchen
CandyCane.png Candy cane Kitchen
Yoghurt.png Yoghurt Kitchen Requires spoon.
Pickle.png Pickle Kitchen
SwedishFiskBag.png SwedishFisk.png Swedish Fisk Kitchen Contains swedium.
ExtravagantChocolateGateau.png Extravagant Chocolate Gateau Kitchen
ChineseTakeoutCarton.png Chinese takeout carton Quartermaster A carton full of delicious Space Chinese food. The character depicted is half the expression for "China".
CandyHeartBox.png CandyHeartO.png Candy heart Quartermaster Flavored chalk with inscriptions such as "Robust Me" and "Love Transfer Valve". 10 in every box!
PeachRingBag.png PeachRing.png Peach ring Quartermaster,GTM Contains a tiny bit of peach juice.
DelectableDanScrumptiousStrudel.png Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel GTMs Contains strawberry juice, vanilla, and three random miscellaenous reagents!
CinnamonSugarDonut.png Cinnamon sugar donut GTMs Absolutely chockful of sugar.
LittleDannySnackCake.png Little Danny's Snack Cake Hacked FoodTech Comes in many colors and with bad grease, VHFCS, "flavoring", and occasionally just poison.
LittleDannyLegallyDistinctCremeFilledSnackLoaf.png Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf Abandoned crates, most Listening Posts A regular snack cake that's most definitely not trying to be a Twinkie.
FoodBurrito.png Descuento Danito's Burritos Snacks Vendor Available in many different flavours. Comes with an integral heating mechanism. May contain a golden ticket.
FoodDanNoddles.png Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles Snacks Vendor Literally poison. Also equipped with a heater.
DiscountDanTVDinner.png Hungry Dan's TV Dinners Snacks Vendor Yum. Also equipped with a heater.
Lollipop.png Lollipop Medbay A healthy snack containing a small amount of medicine, such as charcoal or saline.
CaramelCreme.png Goatze's Caramel Creme Goodybags Surprisingly delicious! (And very sugary.)
CandyCorn.png Candy corn Goodybags Disappointing. Gives you loads of sugar and bad oil to rub it in.
NegativeBar.png -1 Bar Food synthesizers
EveryFlavourBeans.png EveryFlavourBean.png Farty Snott's Every Flavour Beans Wizard's Den, Trench Contains random reagents that cannot be extracted. More at Wizard.
Yellowcake.png Yellow cake RD Office Contains uranium. Safe and delicious!
FoodPopeCrunch.png Pope Crunch Crew quarters Extremely crunchy! Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl.
RoachPuffs.png Roach Puffs Oshan Kitchen maint Can also be directly eaten or mixed with milk in a bowl. But there's no chocolate in it...
SyndicateShreddies.png Shredded Syndies GTM, Ocean Listening Post Eat directly from the box or in a bowl. Fortified with atropine & space drugs.
Telecrystal.gif Telecrystal Mining Surprisingly edible! Has a variety of effects.
Viscerite.png Viscerite Mining Also surprisingly edible! Contains a good chunk of synthflesh, but watch out for the other stuff in there...
FlockBurger.png Flockburger Debris Field/Oshan station level merchant Turns out that a glass sandwich is made of silicon, radium, and limeade.
WeirdCheeseV2.png Weird cheese Mining Outpost, chemistry Too rotten to be used in food and chockful of weird decay products.
FunnyLookingCan.png Funny-looking can Abandoned derelict Is surströmming. For Swedes, makes a delightful dish. For non-Swedes, induces a wide range of gross-out effects, most of which involve stuns and vomiting, with a very rare chance to puke out a heart or become extra stinky.
AppleV3.png Apple Hydroponics
BananaV2.png Banana Hydroponics Peel it first!
OrangeV3.png Orange Hydroponics
LemonV3.png Lemon Hydroponics
LimeV3.png Lime Hydroponics
Strawberry.png Strawberry Hydroponics
FoodAvocado.png Avocado Hydroponics
Foodgrape.png Grapes Hydroponics
Foodmelonslice.png Melon slice Hydroponics Slice a watermelon with something sharp to get six of these.
FoodHoney.png Honey Hydroponics Produced by space bees. Taste may vary, depending on the plant that provided the nectar.
CarrotV2.png Carrot Hydroponics
Foodslurry.png Slurryfruit Hydroponics Poisonous!
EggplantV2.png Eggplant Hydroponics
FoodCoconutMeat.png Coconut meat Hydroponics Break open a coconut to these loads of these and a handy cup.
FoodPineappleRing.png Pineapple slice Hydroponics No salt needed. Cut a pineapple to get one of these. Must be kept away from pizza at all costs.
BambooShoot.png Bamboo shoot Hydroponics Slice a bamboo stalk to get one of these.
Foodyuck.png ????? Incompetent chef Contains ???? (reagent). The result of a bad recipe, probably shouldn't eat this...
Foodburnt.png Smoldering Mess Incompetent chef Also contains ????. The result of overcooking something.
Foodburnt.png Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods Incompetent chef Contains ???? as well. Result of leaving something in the fryer for too long.

Drinks

Icon Name Type Available from Info
AlcoholVendingMachine.png Booze-O-Mat N/A Bar Dispenses booze and cocktail accessories. Doesn't have any ID restrictions.
BeerKeg.png SpaceBeerNew.png Space beer Alcohol Bar
BeerBox.png HoboBeer.png Fancy beer Alcohol Bar Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains beer plus a number of random chemicals.
DrinkCider.png Cider Alcohol Bar
DrinkMead.png Mead Alcohol Bar
DrinkWine.png Wine Alcohol Bar
HoboWine2.png Hobo wine Alcohol ??? Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains wine plus a number of random chemicals.
Vodka.png Vodka Alcohol Bar
GinBottle.png Gin Alcohol Bar
TequilaNew.png Tequila Alcohol Bar
Champagne.png Champagne Alcohol Bar Hit pods, segways or other vehicles with the Harm intent to rename them.
DrinkRum.png Rum Alcohol Bar Spaced rum bottles also contain yobihodazine.
BoJackDanielNew.png Bo Jack Daniel's Alcohol Bar A real man's drink!
Stinkeye.png Stinkeye's Special Reserve Alcohol ??? A favourite of captains everywhere.
CuracaoLiqueur.png Curacao Liqueur Alcohol Trench Contains, well, curacao, a fairly strong cocktail ingredient with unique drunktalk lines.
CristalChampagne.png Cristal Champagne Alcohol Manta Bar Contains, well, champagne. Can be used to rename vehicles in the same way as the regular version.
EggNogCarton.png Egg nog Other Bar, kitchen
DrinkMilk.png Creaca's Space Milk Other Kitchen Contains 50 units of, well, milk.
QuiltyFarmsMilk.png Quilty Farms Milk Other Kitchen As expected, contains 50 units of milk.
DrinkCola.png Space cola Soda Vendor, kitchen Normalizes tempature and decays into sugar.
RandomColas.png Fancy cola Soda Vendor Sold, confusingly, as just "space cola". Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains 20 units of cola, 10 u of VHFCS, and 10 u of a random drink, such as ginger ale or strawberry milk.
DrinkDecirprevo.png Decirprevo Bottled Water Other Vendor
DrinkRobusteez.png Robust-Eez Soda Vendor Contains methamphetamine.
DrinkGrifeo.png Grife-O Soda Vendor A little radioactive. That's because it contains space dust.
DrinkPubber.png Dr. Pubber Soda Vendor Contains morphine and haloperidol.
DrinkGrones.png Grones Soda Soda Vendor Comes in random flavours.
DrinkSpooky.png Spooky Dan's Soda Vendor Two flavours on offer. Neither are industrial runoff, nope!
DrinkOrangeaid.png Orange-Aid Soda Vendor Contains oculine.
DrinkLimeaid.png Lime-Aid Other Vendor Contains antihol.
Soft-soft-pizza-full.png Soft Soft Pizza Other Hacked Vendor Contains liquid pizza... What?
DrinkCoffee.png Robust Coffee Other Vendor Contains addictive coffee which helps against stuns.
Happy Elf Hot Chocolate.png Happy Elf Hot Chocolate Other Vendor
ChickenSoup.png Chicken Soup Other Vendor Can cure minor diseases.
WeightLossShake.png Weight-Loss Shake Other Vendor Contains lipolicide.
FoodTea.png Tea Other Vendor
DrinkCoffee.png Wired Dan's Kafe Kick Other Hacked Vendor A daily fix of drugs and poison, diluted with water. Banned by the Space FDA.
DelightfulDanGingerAle.png Delightful Dan's Ginger Ale Other GTM Contains, as expected, ginger ale.
DelightfulDanPeachyPunch.png Delightful Dan's Peachy Punch Other GTM Contains peach juice.
DrowsyDansTerrificTonic.png Drowsy Dan's Terrific Tonic Other GTM Contains 25 units of lemonade... and 25 units of ether.
2010Vintage.png 2010 Vintage Other... Courtroom Contains finely aged...piss.
Mugwort.png Mugwort tea Other Wizard's Den A bitter tea with magical protective properties. Heals wizards.
BroteinShakeDragonBalls.png Brotein Shake - Dragon Balls Other Josh, QM Trader Contains energy drink.

Dispenser

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The alcohol and soda dispensers offer a convenient way to prepare alcoholic and non-alcoholic refreshments. They have an essentially infinite supply of various drinks and operate like the machines in chemistry. That comes in handy, because many commercial products contain more than one reagent and it would otherwise be difficult to isolate specifically what you want for e. g. cake icing. And of course, they will also be useful if you decide to turn the kitchen/bar into a makeshift laboratory.

A barman's job also isn't complete unless you know how to make people drunk off fancy recipes and how to present your creations properly. To that end, you can add umbrellas, wedges and other doodads to a variety of fancy drinking glasses and craft an absolute myriad of cocktails, so you go beyond just serving plain ethanol.

Different cocktails also decay into different amounts of ethanol, allowing you a little control over just how fast and how far your customers get rip-roaring drunk. Every four seconds, the drink decays into the amount of ethanol listed, times a special number. This special number, called a multiplier, is usually two, but it can change depending on server load. So, if a drink has, say, 0.3 listed for the Ethanol column, it'll decay into 0.6 units of ethanol every four seconds, give or take a bit.

Most of these drinks can be made just with just the dispenser, but not all of them. For drinks with coffee, it's best it get coffee from the coffee machines (the green-colored vending machines) rather than fool around with the espresso machine. Drinks with sugar need sugar from the chemical or soda dispensers, not the sugar used by the Chef. For drinks with more exotic ingredients, you may need the chem dispenser (which is usually right near the alcohol and soda dispenser) and a beaker, since the chem dispenser doesn't accept drinkware. Luckily, there's usually a large one around right on top of it, and your glass recycler can make beakers.

Item Icon Eth. Recipe Info
Fruit wedges
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N/A OrangeV3.png / LimeV3.png / LemonV3.png / Grapefruit.png + KnifeV2.png Oranges, limes, and lemons can be found in fruit wedge kits from BoozeVends, while grapefruits are exclusively grown via botany.
Maraschino cherry
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N/A CherryV3.png + FoodProcessor.png
Soda Water
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N/A Carbon + Oxygen + Water A cocktail ingredient.
Cola
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N/A Soda Water + Sugar Reduces drowsiness, cools you down.
Simple Syrup
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N/A Sugar + Water heated to 180 Another cocktail ingredient.
Lemonade
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N/A Lemon juice + Sugar
Limeade
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N/A Lime juice + Sugar
Egg nog
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N/A Egg + Sugar + Milk Decays into 1.2u sugar
Chocolate milk
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N/A Chocolate + Milk
Strawberry milk
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N/A Strawberry juice + Milk
Sweet tea
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N/A Tea + Sugar
Half and Half
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N/A Sweet Tea + Lemon juice OR Sweet Tea + Lemonade OR Tea + Lemonade
Tea with honey
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N/A Tea + Honey Makes you feel relaxed.
Tea with mint
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N/A Tea + Mint
Triple Citrus
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N/A Lemon juice + Lime juice + Orange juice Heals a little bit of TOX damage.
Screwdriver
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0 .25 Vodka + Orange juice Screws/unscrews stuff when poured onto something, like the other screwdriver.
Sex on the Beach
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0 .1 Screwdriver + Cranberry juice Farts upon synthesis. Don't question it.
Vodka Gimlet
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0 .25 Vodka + Lime juice
Cosmopolitan
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0 .1 Vodka Gimlet + Cranberry juice
Bloody Mary
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0 .25 Vodka + Tomato juice
Bloody Scary
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0 .3 Vodka + Changeling blood
Vodka Martini
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0 .3 Vodka + Vermouth
Vodka Tonic
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0 .25 Vodka + Tonic water
Mind Eraser
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0 .3 Vodka Tonic + Robust Coffee
Black Russian
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0 .15 Vodka + Robust Coffee
White Russian
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0 .3 Black Russian + Milk
Espresso Martini
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0 .1 Vodka + Chocolate + Sugar + Espresso
Suicider
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1 Vodka + Cider + Epinephrine + Welding fuel Can also be extracted or distilled from omega weed.
Murdini
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1 .1 Martini + Apple juice + Suicider
Port
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0 .2 Vodka + Wine + Sugar + Iron Has a chance to teleport you at random.
Crème de Menthe
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0 .4 Vodka + Sugar + Mint
Grasshopper
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0 .2 Crème de Menthe + Vanilla + Chocolate Turns you into a roachperson for an amount of time proportionate to how long it was in your system.
Peach Schnapps
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0 .25 Vodka + Peach Juice Rarely, decays into VHFCS.
Moscow Mule
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0 .15 Vodka + Ginger Ale + Lime juice
Blue Lagoon
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0 .1 Vodka + Curacao + Lemonade
Sea Breeze
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0 .2 Vodka + Cranberry Juice + Grapefruit juice
Bilk
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N/A Beer + Milk Tries to treat suffocation by keeping LOSEBREATH and OXY at a treatable level, like a weaker version of ephedrine.
Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier
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0 .1 Beer + Nanomachines Can also be distilled from roburgers. Do not drink while operating a vehicle.
Snakebite
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0 .15 Beer + Cider
Diesel
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0 .25 Snakebite + Cranberry juice
Radler
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0 .1 Beer + Lemonade
Michelada
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0 .1 Beer + Tomato Juice + Capsaicin Doots on creation. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
BOOrbon
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0 .6 Bourbon + Ectoplasm Makes a spooky sound upon mixing.
Whiskey Sour
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0 .2 Bourbon + Lemonade
Manhattan
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0 .3 Bourbon + Vermouth + Bitters
Hunchback
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0 .1 Bourbon + Cola + Tomato juice See Chemicals.
Irish Coffee
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0 .1 Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Sugar + Milk
Old Fashioned
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0 .5 Bourbon + Bitters + Sugar + Water
Mint Julep
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0 .15 Bourbon + Sugar + Mint Cools you down a bit if you're not almost at freezing point.
Horse's Neck
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0 .5 Bourbon + Bitters + Ginger Ale Neighs on mixing
Jean Harlow
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0 .6 Rum + Vermouth
Planter's Punch
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0 .4 Rum + Lemonade
Sangria
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0 .2 Planter's Punch + Wine + Orange juice Warms you up a little bit.
Mai Tai
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0 .3 Rum + Lime juice + Orange juice
Rum and Cola
[TBA]
0 .7 Rum + Cola
Space-Cuba Libre
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0 .1 Rum and Cola + Lime juice
Daiquiri
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0 .2 Rum + Lime juice + Sugar Try adding the rum first, so you don't accidentally make limeade.
Mojito
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0 .2 Daiquiri + Mint
Piña Colada
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0 .2 Rum + Coconut milk + Pineapple juice
Blue Hawaiian
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0 .18 Rum + Coconut Milk + Curacao + Pineapple juice + Ice
OR
Piña Colada + Curacao + Ice
Gunfire
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0 .1 Tea + Rum Makes a silly sound on mixing.
Brass Monkey
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0 .3 Rum + Vodka + Orange Juice Makes a monkey scream on mixing.
Fluffy Critter
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0 .2 Rum + Lime Juice + Lemonade + Strawberry Juice Coos on creation.
Hot Buttered Rum
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0 .3 Rum + Cider + Butter Extract the butter in a reagent extractor. Is room temperature, despite its name.
Gin and Tonic
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0 .25 Gin + Tonic water
Pink Gin and Tonic
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0 .3 Gin and Tonic + Bitters
Gin and Chronic
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0 .25 Gin and Tonic + Tetrahydrocannabinol Decays into THC as well as ethanol.
Gin and Sonic
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0 .2 Gin and Tonic + Methamphetamine Juice Time. Decays into meth as well as ethanol. Reduces stuns on its own sometimes. Changes your shoes' sprite into the one for red shoes. Makes you say Sonic references.
Tom Collins
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0 .18 Gin and Tonic + Lemonade
Gin Fizz
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0 .25 Gin + Lemon juice + Water
Gimlet
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0 .25 Gin + Lime juice
Martini
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0 .3 Gin + Vermouth
Negroni
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0 .6 Martini + Bitters
Necroni
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0 .5 Negroni + Ectoplasm Makes a spooky moan upon mixing.
Nicotini
[TBA]
0 .3 Martini + Nicotine Creates some nicotine as it decays.
French 75
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0 .15 Gin + Champagne + Lemonade
Derby
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0 .4 Gin + Bitters + Mint One of many drinks with the same name.
Tequini
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0 .4 Tequila + Vermouth
Brave Bull
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0 .35 Tequila + Robust Coffee Mild stun reduction.
Prairie Fire
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0 .25 Tequila + Capsaicin Sometimes decays into capsaicin and histamine as well as ethanol.
Margarita
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0 .2 Tequila + Lime juice + Orange juice
Tequila Sunrise
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0 .22 Tequila + Orange juice + Sugar
Paloma
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0 .1 Tequila + Grapefruit juice + Lime juice
Mimosa
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0 .05 Champagne + Orange juice
Kalimixto
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0 .3 Wine + Cola
Rose
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0 .3 Vermouth + Cherry Juice + Strawberry Juice
Long Beach Iced Tea
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0 .4 Tequila + Sex on the Beach +
Rum + Gin + Lemon j.
Long Island Iced Tea
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0 .4 Tequila + Screwdriver + Rum +
Gin + Lemon j. + Cola

OR

Tequila + Screwdriver + Gin + Lemon j. + Rum and Cola
Three Mile Island Iced Tea
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0 .6 Vodka + Gin + Tequila + Cola + Curacao Makes a distinctive sound upon mixing. Not actually radioactive.
Ling Island Iced Tea
[TBA]
N/A Long Island Iced Tea + Neurotoxin When it decays, dumps some ethanol in you. The more Ling Tea there was, and the longer it was in there, the more ethanol.
Ecto Cooler
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N/A Ectoplasm + Uranium + Orange juice Decays into VHFCS and has a chance to produce strange green goop as well, which allows you to see ghosts.
Squeeze
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1 Bread (reagent) + Welding fuel Stuns and infects the consumer with food poisoning.
Expresso
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N/A Espresso + Neurotoxin Hurts your brain real bad.
Triple Triple
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N/A Triple Citrus + Triplepiss + Triple meth Clouds your screen in crazy colors, makes you urinate a lot, causes you to hallucinate and vomit citrus fruits, and much more.
Mewtini
[TBA]
N/A Cat Drugs + Mutini + Milk + Catonium Infects you with toxoplasmosis, which eventually turns you into a cat. And we mean the quadrupedal kind that you see in the Captain's Quarters, not those kind, you perv.
Honky Tonic
[TBA]
1 Tonic Water + Space Lube + Neurotoxin + Colorful Reagent A very Clown-y drink. Sometimes stuns and causes honking, occasionally makes you say something silly.
Freeze
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4 Secret! Stuns, makes you Ice Moon cold. May spontaneously freeze you into an ice statue. Neutralized by chocolate.
Dragon's Breath
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5 Secret! Stuns, sets you on fire. May spontaneously incinerate you into a lovely pile of ash. Neutralized by milk.
Grog
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5 Secret! Makes you into a pirate! Yarr! Keep away from items and faces.
Mutini
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1 Secret! Grants hella loads of mutations, then removes them all when it exits your system.
Sheltergrog
[TBA]
1 .8 Secret! Makes you a shelter-frog-person! *croak*
Sheltestgrog
[TBA]
N/A Secret! Infects you with Frog Flu, which eventually turns you into a frog! *ribbit*

Still

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Since the introduction of said dispensers, the still has fallen a bit out of favour – but that should not discourage a creative barman, as the apparatus is a decent option to move large amount of booze and get people horribly drunk elsewhere. Opening a counter in the market for example usually attracts more customers than the bar itself, thanks to its central location. Just don't forget to bring plenty of spare glasses and bottles with you!

Icon Input Output 1 Output 2
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Wheat Beer
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Steelwheat Beer Iron
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Roburger Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier
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Apple Cider
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Pear Cider
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Honey Mead
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Grapes Wine
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Green Grapes White Wine
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Potato Vodka
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Corn cob Bourbon
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Rice sprig Rice wine
Sugarcane.png
Sugarcane Rum
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Sugar Rum
AsomnaBark.png
Asomna Bark Tea
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Nepeta cataria Cat drugs
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Mint leaf Menthol
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Sassafras root Sarsaparilla
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Cannabis leaf THC
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Rainbow Weed THC LSD
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Lifeweed THC Omnizine
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Deathweed THC Cyanide
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Omega Weed Omega cocktail of drugs. In short, fun for the whole family!

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Descuento Danito's Burritos Burrito brew! Sewage + Ethanol + Whatever chems were in the burrito.

Juice-O-Matic

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An old Cyborg tool from a time before you could click-drag things into reagent extractors. You can basically think of this as a portable reagent extractor. It's still a handy companion piece to the still, as a decent means for getting the crew highly drunk on fancy cocktails.

Icon Input Output Info
OrangeV3.png Orange Orange Juice
LemonV3.png Lemon Lemon Juice
LimeV3.png Lime Lime Juice
Pineapple.png Pineapple Pineapple Juice
AppleV3.png Apple Apple Juice
Strawberry.png Strawberry Strawberry Juice
CherryV3.png Cherry Cherry Juice
TomatoV3.png Tomato Tomato Juice
MintPlant.png Mint leaf Mint
CoffeeBerries.png Coffee berries Coffee
Watermelon.png Watermelon Water
EggplantV2.png Eggplant Nicotine
Tomacco.png Tomacco Nicotine
Foodgmelon.png Rainbow Melon George Melonium Feel lucky?
Catnip.png Catnip Catonium Can be made cat drugs.
ChiliPepperV2.png Chili pepper Capsaicin Spicy! Messes up your vision if it gets in your eyes and speech if in your mouth.
GhostlierChili2.gif Fiery chili Ghost Chili Juice Extremely spicy! Can cause vomiting and spontaneous combustion.
OmegaSlurrypod.png Glowing slurrypod Toxic Slurry A poison found in slurrypods.
DeliciousAppleV3.png Delicious apple Capulettium Fakes death somewhat.
ChillyPepperV2.png Chilly pepper Cryostylane Chilling. Very chilling.
BurningCommolPlant.png Burning commol Phlogiston Liquid fire.
GarlicV3.png Garlic Holy Water Hurts vampires.
BloodOrangeV2.png Blood Orange Changeling Blood Does interesting things when exposed to high heat.
FoodCornCob.png Corn cob Corn Starch Could potentially be made into corn syrup and VHFCS.
Soybean.png Soybean Space Soybean Oil Grease, basically.
SoylentChartreuse.png Soylent Chartreuse Space Soybean Oil Grease, basically.

Espresso Machine

EspressoCup.png EspressoCupRack.png EspressoMachine.png

Some people don't want just coffee, served in a regular ol' plastic cup from a regular ol' coffee machine. They want special coffee, the kind that comes with milk and other things, the kind that is served in a different plastic cup and dispensed by a machine with weird foreign names for drinks. This espresso machine is for those sorts of people. Thankfully, its operation is simple: just insert a cup from the rack nearby, choose Make espresso, and choose any of the options below. It's easy to be a Space Starbucks barista!

If the machine runs out of water, just unscrew the cap from the top with an empty hand, and click on the machine with a container full of water. Then, screw the cap back on.

Just don't expect to be making any Irish Coffee or any of the cocktails with coffee using this stuff. Again, those actually need the regular coffee from coffee machines.

Setting Description
Espresso Just 10 units of standard espresso coffee. Very different from regular coffee.
Latte A little bit of espresso, with lots of milk. Really milk with coffee at that point.
Mocha Half espresso, half milk and chocolate milk.
Cappuccino Espresso, with a good amount (6.5 units) of milk.
Americano Espresso, diluted with a good bit of water.
Decaf 10 units of espresso coffee, decaf, without the caffeine.
Flat White Espresso with a little less milk than what a cappucino would have.

Coffeemakers

CoffeemakersV2.png CoffeeCupRack.png CoffeeMug.png

Machines in various department-specific break rooms in Manta that make plain coffee. No options for extra milk or sugar or different brewing methods, but, hey, it's free coffee. To brew up some joe, simply click on the coffeemaker and choose Brew coffee. Then, click on it again and choose Remove carafe to remove the coffee container, allowing you to pour the contents into your drinking vessel of choice. Each brewing fills the carafe to 20 units. When you're done, click on the coffeemaker with the carafe in-hand to insert it back into the coffeemaker. These instructions apply to all coffeemakers, regardless of color, and you don't actually have to be a member of a specific department a coffeemaker is in to use it.

Should you lack a suitable drinking container, there is usually a rack of coffee cups nearby on a wall. Click on it to take a mug from it.

Every time the machine brews some coffee, it consumes 10 units of water from its 100 unit reservoir. To refill the coffeemaker's water, click on it with an empty hand to unscrew its cap off and then click on it with a container with water in-hand to pour the liquid in. Click on it again to screw the cap back on.

Other Food-Related Items

Icon Name Info
KitchenVendingMachine.png FoodTech Offers a wide selection of basic ingredients and other catering supplies. Locked to those with Kitchen access.
KitchenwareRecyclerNew.png Glassware Recycler Recycles all types of drinking glasses, beakers, and glass shards. The machine can manufacture a variety of different glasses as well as plates and bowls.
Hotdogcart.png Hotdog cart Used to easily take large amounts of food out of the kitchen and hand it to people.
DrinkingGlasses2.png Drinking glass All functionally similar, but drinks served in shot glasses are downed in one big gulp instead of little sips. Breaks into shards when thrown, applying the TOUCH effects of whatever chems were in the glass, and cannot be inserted into chem dispeners. Comes in the following varieties:
  • DrinkingGlass.png - Drinking glass - 50 units
  • WineGlass.png - Wine glass - 30 units
  • CocktailGlass.png - Cocktail glass - 20 units
  • OldFashionedGlass.png - Old-fashioned glass - 20 units
  • ChampagneFlute.png - Champagne flute - 20 units
  • ShotGlass.png - Shot glass - 15 units
  • RoundGlass.png - Round glass - 100 units
CoconutShell.png Coconut shell A coconut shell bowl that can hold 50 units of alcohol. Perfect for mixed drinks! Ask Hydroponics to grow some coconuts for these.
RedDuoCup.png Red Duo Cup An iconic drink container found in Party Supplies crates from the Quartermaster. Holds 30 units.
Mug.png Mug Same as a drinking glass, except it can't shatter. Normal ones can hold 50 units, while "odd mugs" from GTMs can hold 120.
PitcherContainer.png Pitcher For refilling those drinking glasses. It holds 120 units.
Plate.png Plate Dinner is served, sir. Can accommodate up to 2 edible items, which you can place simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and remove by clicking on the plate while it's in your hand. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it.

You can click on someone while on Harm intent while holding a plate to bash it on person's head, briefly stunning them and breaking the plate into a single glass shard.

Throwing, dropping, or hitting someone with the plate (regardless of intent) launches the food(s) on in random direction, causing the same effects as it would when thrown (i.e. tomatoes splat, high-tier prison loaves break things, etc.). Slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding the plate also causes the same effect; being clumsy will randomly make you drop it for no reason.

ServingTray.png Serving Tray Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your order be? Trays are two-handed, but can accommodate up to 30 edible items. Food can be placed on the tray simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and removed by clicking it while its in your hand. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it.

Clicking on someone with the tray while on Harm intent makes you bonk their head with it, causing a few seconds of stun and degrading the tray a little. After five bonks, the tray will collapse into useless scrap. You can inspect its condition by Examining the tray; the description goes from "nice and sturdy" to "pretty warped and flimsy" to "about to break" as you use it more.

As with plates, throwing, dropping, and hitting people with the tray on any intent all launch the food on the tray around, causing any on-throw effects if applicable. Being clumsy or slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding it do the same thing.

KitchenIslandV2.png Kitchen Island Essentially, a table that you can move, for transporting and serving drinks and food, as an elegant alternative to just carrying it around in your hands or in your backpack. Click on the island with the food item in your active hand to place it on the island, click on the item to pick it up, simple.
Bowl.png Bowl For holding food, such as cereal, gruel, or soup.
SpoonV2.png Spoon Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated for sensible table-setting by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech.
ForkV2.png Fork Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech.
KnifeV2.png Knife Used for slaughtering animals and cutting certain items. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech and fruit wedge kits from the Booze-O-Mat.
PlasticSpoon.png Plastic spoon Cheap-ass version of the metal spoon from red snack machines. Works just like the regular spoon, but has a 20% chance to break with each use.
PlasticFork.png Plastic fork Works like the metal fork, but it's made of fragile plastic, so it has a 20% chance to break with each use. Bought for cheap from red snack machines.
PlasticKnife.png Plastic knife A...lesser quality knife from red snack machines that has the same functions as the regular knife, but with a 20% chance to *snap* with each use.
PizzaCutter.png Pizza Cutter Used for cutting certain items, particularly pizza into slices. Suitable for surgery.
BreadKnife.png Bread knife Not just for cutting bread, as the name might imply, for it has the same functionalities as the regular knife. However, it does less than half the damage.
Meatcleaver.png Meatcleaver Has same functions as the knife, but it does more damage, and throwing it makes the victim bleed and become Weakened for 2 seconds. However, attacking someone with it has a 20% chance for you to fumble and cut yourself, causing 20 BRUTE, some bleeding, and 4 seconds of Weakened. Found in the FoodTech.
Rolling Pin.png Rolling pin Required to prepare pizza bases.
SoupPot.png Soup pot Essential for making custom soup. Examine to get a relative description of how much stuff there is in the soup.
Ladle.png Ladle Used for transferring soup from a soup pot into a bowl.
SaltPepperShakers.png Shakers Add salt or pepper for the perfect flavour.
KetchupBottle.png MustardBottle.png Condiment bottles Standard condiments in the form of ketchup and mustard.
IcingTube.png Icing tube Used for, you guessed it, adding icing to a cake. Accepts 50 units of any liquid.
Candle.png SmallCandle.png Candle Perfect for mood lighting and atmosphere enhancement. More can be brought from Cargo.
PartyButton.png Party button When pressed, plays a funky sound clip and turns all the room lights into an equally funky color.
Satchel(b).jpg Produce satchel This spacious satchel makes the life of every chef or botanist much easier. Almost any type of food-related item (dishes, bottles, seeds etc.) can be stored in them, and they also interact nicely with tables (drag & drop), crates, the food processor, mail chutes and other objects.
Bananapeel.png Banana peel Slippery. Created from peeling a banana, obviously!
Fish.png Fish Can be used to slap people around.
Seaweed.png Seaweed Found outside in OSHAN. Use wirecutters to get a sheet.
GoodyBag.png Goodybag Contains up to 6 random candies. A Clown favorite. 95% guaranteed not to have razor blades!
GoldenTicket.png Golden ticket A special ticket that may appear after eating a Descuento Danito's Burrito. Redeem it at a GTM for a prize!
GoldenTicketMachine.png Golden ticket machine (GTM) A machine hidden somewhere in the station's maintenance tunnels (and occasionally beyond) that offers unique snacks, drinks, clothes, and other knickknacks for Golden Tickets.

Chef's Cookbook

Here's where the real fun starts. While most of the ingredients needed by the chef should either be available in your kitchen or can be grown for you in hydroponics, some recipes may require items from elsewhere on the station. A fair number of recipes also have downsides, so be wary of food poisoning and other nasty occurrences.

Cooking times listed here are safe (but not absolute) ranges. Plenty of foods can work with just one second of cooking time, but it'll diminish the duration of the associated food buffs. Like To Serve Man, you are encouraged to experiment and tinker.

Unlike To Serve Man, this cookbook is also semi-interactive. If you click on an image of an ingredient, you'll be taken another page/part of this page that'll show to how to make or obtain that ingredient. For example, if you're looking up the recipe for meat cake, you can click on the cake batter image for the recipe for cake or the meat image for some sources of meat. Convenient, no?

Ingredients

Short list of items that will be your basic ingredients, many of which can also be ordered in a crate from quartermasters.

Icon Name Available from
IngFlour.png Flour Kitchen or process from wheat.
IngSugar.png Sugar Kitchen or process from sugarcane.
IngOatmeal.png Oatmeal Kitchen or process from oats.
Ingrice.png Rice Process rice.
IngSemolinaFlour.png Semolina Flour Process from durum wheat.
DonkPocketsKit.png Donk pockets Kitchen. Contains 6x Fooddpocket.png (cold). Better warmed up.
BaconBox.png Bacon strips Kitchen. Contains 7x Rawbacon.png
IngMeat.png Human meat Kitchen
IngMeat.png Monkey meat Kitchen
IngMeat.png Synthetic meat Hydroponics
FishFilletV2.png
SalmonFilletV2.png
WhiteFishFilletV2.png
Fish Fillet Kitchen. Comes in different kinds.
SmallFishFilletV2.png Small fish fillet Kitchen. Can be used in same recipes as regular-sized fillet.
MysteryMeatV2.png Mystery meat Raking through gibs, butchering certain Critters - dubious nutritional value!
ChickenNugget.png Chicken nugget Kitchen. May be used in place of mystery meat in most specific recipes.
FlockNugget.png Flock nugget Debris Field Vendor. Like the above, but made of robot radio chicken.
BrainNew.png Brain Robotics
IntelligenceFormationChip.png Intelligence Formation Chip Robotics
Synthbrain.png Synthbrain Hydroponics
OddCrystal.png Odd crystal Debris Field merchant, butchering flockdrones
Heart.png Heart Robotics
Cyberheart.png Cyberheart Robotics
Synthheart.png Synthheart Hydroponics
Butt.png Butt Hydroponics, robotics
Cyberbutt.png Cyberbutt Robotics
Foodwheat.png Wheat Hydroponics
SteelWheat.png Steel Wheat Hydroponics
Oats.png Oats Hydroponics
Foodwheat.png Durum Wheat Hydroponics
Rice.png Rice Sprig Hydroponics
PumpkinV2.png Pumpkin Hydroponics
Watermelon.png Watermelon Hydroponics
PotatoV2.png Potato Hydroponics
MushroomV2.png Mushroom Hydroponics
TomatoV3.png Tomato Hydroponics
ChiliPepperV2.png Chili pepper Hydroponics
Foodspinach.png Lettuce leaf Hydroponics
Cucumber.png Cucumber Hydroponics
CarrotV2.png Carrot Hydroponics
FoodCornCob.png Corn cob Hydroponics
GarlicV3.png Garlic Hydroponics
OnionV2.png Onion Hydroponics
Coconut.png Coconut Hydroponics
Pineapple.png Pineapple Hydroponics
MintPlant.png Mint leaf Hydroponics
BeanPod.png Bean pod Hydroponics
Soybean.png Soybean pod Hydroponics
FoodPeanuts.png Peanuts Hydroponics
IngEgg.png Egg Kitchen
DrinkMilk.png Milk Kitchen or process from soybean pods. Empty bottles of milk can still be used in recipes.
DrinkMilk.png Rancid Milk Debris Field. Look in the abandoned/less well-kept places.
QuiltyFarmsMilk.png Quilty Farms Milk Can substitute for the smaller bottles of milk in most recipes, even when devoid of any milk.
CheeseV2.png Cheese Kitchen
IngSpag.png Spaghetti Kitchen or process from pasta sheets. Often has a silly name.
Pb.png Peanut butter Kitchen or process from peanuts.
CondMapleSirup.png Maple syrup Kitchen
FoodHoney.png Honey Space bees
RoyalJelly.png Royal jelly Bombini, Mining Level/Z5 (Space maps) / Sea Diner (Manta) merchant
SeaweedSheetsV2.png Seaweed sheets Oshan Lab seafloor

Ingredient Processing

The food processor is important too! With it, you can turn items into different forms, which may be more useful, or usable in recipes.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Info
Ectoplasm2.png Ectoplasm FireExtinguisher2.png + DrinkSpooky.png BoozeDispenser.png + InHand.png Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, pour it (min: 10 units) into a fire extinguisher and then use the HUD icon to spray all around you.
Ectoplasm2.png Ectoplasm DrinkSpooky.png + Beaker.png BoozeDispenser.png + ChemDispenser.png Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, put it inside a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), then either pour the beaker onto a tile or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder.
CheeseV2.png Cheese FireExtinguisher2.png + DrinkMilk.png + PoolOfVomit.png InHand.png See ectoplasm. Required minimum is 10 units.
CheeseV2.png Cheese DrinkMilk.png + PoolOfVomit.png + Beaker.png BoozeDispenser.png + ChemDispenser.png Collect the vomit into a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), pour some milk into the beaker, then either pour it onto the floor or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder.
IngMeat.png Monkey meat Monkey32.png MeatSpike.png Putting them into the gibber is also fine.
IngMeat.png Human meat JobTourist.png Gibber.png
IngSpag.png Spaghetti IngPastaSheet.png FoodProcessor.png Item name often has a silly synonym for spaghetti, like "pisghetti" or "spag".
IngFlour.png Flour Foodwheat.png FoodProcessor.png
Ingrice.png Rice Rice.png FoodProcessor.png Confusingly called Rice, while the harvested item is called Rice Sprig.
SeaweedSheetsV2.png Seaweed sheet Seaweed.png Wirecutters.png Seaweed is found on Oshan Lab's seafloor.
StickyRice.png Sticky Rice Ingrice.png KitchenSink.png
Riceball.png Rice Ball StickyRice.png InHand.png Makes 3 rice balls.
OnigiriV2.png Onigiri Riceball.png + SeaweedSheetsV2.png InHand.png A simplified version of how it is made in real life too, unlike...
Sushiroll.png Sushi Roll FishFilletV2.png / SalmonFilletV2.png / WhiteFishFilletV2.png / SmallFishFilletV2.png + Riceball.png + SeaweedSheetsV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds low, use knife to slice. Not correct sushi making.
Makizushi.png Makizushi Roll FishFilletV2.png / SalmonFilletV2.png / WhiteFishFilletV2.png / SmallFishFilletV2.png + Riceball.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds low. Also incorrect sushi making.
IngOatmeal.png Oatmeal Oats.png FoodProcessor.png
IngSemolinaFlour.png Semolina Flour Foodwheat.png FoodProcessor.png Must be wheat of the durum wheat mutation
IronFillings.png Iron fillings SteelWheat.png FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
FoodChocolateChips.png Chocolate chips Candy.png FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
IngSugar.png Sugar Sugarcane.png FoodProcessor.png
DrinkMilk.png Milk FoodSoybeanPod.png FoodProcessor.png Also goes by the name "Creaca's Space Milk"
Pb.png Peanut butter FoodPeanuts.png FoodProcessor.png
Yoghurt.png Yoghurt DrinkMilk.png (rancid) FoodProcessor.png Must use a bottle of rancid milk specifically. Requires spoon.
IngSemolinaDough.png Semolina Dough IngSemolinaFlour.png FoodProcessor.png
IngPastaSheet.png Pasta Sheet IngSemolinaDough.png + Rolling Pin.png InHand.png
IngDough.png Dough IngFlour.png KitchenSink.png
IngSDoughNew.png Sweet dough IngDough.png + IngSugar.png InHand.png
Doughstrip.png Dough strip IngDough.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png You can click on another strip with your strip to attach them back together.
Dough circle.png Dough circle Doughstrip.png + InHand.png InHand.png Click on the dough strip in your hand.
Holeydough.png Holey dough IngDough.png + ForkV2.png InHand.png
Crumpet.png Crumpet Holeydough.png OvenNew.png 3 Seconds, low.
Seedbagel.png / BagelPlain.png Bagel Dough circle.png OvenNew.png 3 Seconds, low. Can create both plain and seed bagels.
Donut.png Donut Dough circle.png + IngSugar.png OvenNew.png 3 Seconds, low.
IceCreamConeV2.png Ice cream cone IngSDoughNew.png + IngSugar.png OvenNew.png 1 second, low
Cake batter.png Cake batter IngSDoughNew.png + 2x IngEgg.png MixerNew.png
PancakeBatterNew.png Pancake batter IngSDoughNew.png + 2x IngEgg.png + DrinkMilk.png MixerNew.png
Loaf of Bread.png Loaf of bread IngDough.png OvenNew.png 1 second, low
Slice of bread.png Slice of bread Loaf of Bread.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
Honey-WheatBread.png Loaf of honey-wheat bread IngDough.png + FoodHoney.png OvenNew.png 1 second, low
Honey-WheatSlice.png Slice of honey-wheat bread linke=#Loaf of Honey-Wheat Bread + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
Bananabread.png Loaf of banana bread IngDough.png + IngSugar.png + BananaV2.png OvenNew.png Banana can be peeled or unpeeled. 1 second, low
Bananaslice.png Slice of banana bread Bananabread.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
ElvisBread.png Loaf of Elvis bread IngDough.png + Pb.png + BananaV2.png OvenNew.png Peel the banana first! 6 seconds, low
ElvisBreadSlice.png Slice of Elvis bread ElvisBread.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
DreadLoaf2.png Loaf of dread IngDough.png + Ectoplasm2.png OvenNew.png Spooky! 6 seconds, low
DreadSlice2.png Slice of dread DreadLoaf2.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
PumpkinBreadLoaf.png Loaf of pumpkin bread IngDough.png + PumpkinV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
PumpkinBreadSlice.png Slice of pumpkin bread PumpkinBreadLoaf.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
CornbreadLoaf.png Loaf of northern-style cornbread IngDough.png + IngSugar.png + FoodCornCob.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
CornbreadSlice.png Slice of N-style cornbread CornbreadLoaf.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
CornbreadLoaf.png Loaf of southern-style cornbread IngDough.png + FoodCornCob.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
CornbreadSlice.png Slice of S-style cornbread CornbreadLoaf.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
CornbreadLoaf.png Loaf of honey cornbread IngDough.png + FoodCornCob.png + FoodHoney.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
CornbreadSlice.png Slice of honey cornbread CornbreadLoaf.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
BrainBreadLoaf.png Loaf of brain bread Loaf of Bread.png + BrainNew.png / Synthbrain.png / OddCrystal.png / IntelligenceFormationChip.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low. Works with any combination of bread and brain.
BrainBreadSlice.png Slice of brain bread BrainBreadLoaf.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
Meatball.png Meatball IngMeat.png FoodProcessor.png Works with any kind of meat.
Meatball.png Brain meatball BrainNew.png FoodProcessor.png Only works with human/monkey/fish brains.
Meatball.png Butt meatball Butt.png FoodProcessor.png Only works with human/monkey butts.
Meatpaste.png Meat paste IngMeat.png / FishFilletV2.png / SalmonFilletV2.png / WhiteFishFilletV2.png /SmallFishFilletV2.png MixerNew.png Works with any kind of meat or fish.
WontonWrapper.png 4x Wonton wrappers IngFlour.png + IngEgg.png MixerNew.png
CondKtch.png Ketchup TomatoV3.png FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
CondHot.png / ColdSauce.png / IncrediblyHotSauce.png Hot sauce ChiliPepperV2.png / ChillyPepperV2.png / GhostlierChili2.gif FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, is as spicy as the chili it came from.
CondMayo.png Mayonnaise IngEgg.png FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Cream.png Cream DrinkMilk.png FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Custard.png Custard DrinkMilk.png + IngEgg.png MixerNew.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Butter.png Butter Cream.png FoodProcessor.png
Butt-er.png Butt-er Butt.png + DrinkMilk.png MixerNew.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Unfinished Pizza base.png Unfinished pizza base IngDough.png + Rolling Pin.png InHand.png Click on it again to knead it back into dough.
Half-finished pizza base.png Half-finished pizza base Unfinished Pizza base.png + CondKtch.png InHand.png
Pizza base.png Pizza base #Half-Finished Pizza Base + CheeseV2.png InHand.png
Tortilla.png 3x Tortillas Unfinished Pizza base.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
Foodmelonslice.png 6x Melon slices Watermelon.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
FishFilletV2.png / SalmonFilletV2.png / WhiteFishFilletV2.png Fish fillet Fish.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png Different kinds of fish exist.
SmallFishFilletV2.png Small fish fillet OshanFish.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png Several varieties of fish exist outside Oshan Lab.
Potatochips.png Chips PotatoV2.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png Once to peel, twice to chop into chips.
FoodOnionRing.png 4x Onion rings OnionV2.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
FoodPineappleRing.png Pineapple ring Pineapple.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
FoodCoconutMeat.png 3x Coconut meat Coconut.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
PepperoniLog.png Pepperoni Log Meatpaste.png FoodProcessor.png Can be extracted for 40u of Pepperoni.
PepperoniSlice.png 4x Pepperoni Slice PepperoniLog.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png Extracts into 10u of pepperoni. Great pizza topping!

Main course

This is a list of probably not remotely all of chef's dishes. Enjoy - Bork Bork Bork.

Some dishes can accept "any item" or "any food item". "Any item" does mean any item, so you can for example bake something that obviously isn't edible into a pie. Be warned that trying to put a non-food item into a dish that only accepts "a food item" will destroy the non-food item as well as ruining the recipe. Frying anything makes it a food item.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info
Toast.png / BananaToast.png / ElvisToast.png / TerrorToast2.png / BrainBreadToast.png Toast Slice of bread.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Most of the these recipes work with every kind of bread.
Cheese on Toast.png / CheeseElvisToast.png Cheese on toast Slice of bread.png + CheeseV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
BaconToast.png / BaconElvisToast.png Bacon on toast Slice of bread.png + Rawbacon.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
Eggtoast.png / Eggelvis.png Eggs on toast Slice of bread.png + 2x IngEgg.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
PlainCheeseSandwich.png / CheeseElviswich.png / KilledCheeseSandwich2.png Cheese sandwich Slice of bread.png + CheeseV2.png + Slice of bread.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
PlainMeatSandwich.png / MeatElviswich.png / Murderwich2.png Meat sandwich Slice of bread.png + IngMeat.png + Slice of bread.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
PlainPBSandwich.png / PeanutButterElviswich.png / PeanutButterBreadula2.png Peanut butter sandwich Slice of bread.png + Pb.png + Slice of bread.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
PeanutButterElviswich.png / PeanutButterBreadula2.png Peanut butter and honey sandwich Slice of bread.png + Pb.png + FoodHoney.png + Slice of bread.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
FoodEggSandwich.png Egg-salad sandwich Slice of bread.png + FoodEggSalad.png + Slice of bread.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
XSandwich.png / BananaXSandwich.png / CrazyBananaXSandwich.png X sandwich Slice of bread.png + X + Slice of bread.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Try various fillings (up to six food items) to create the ultimate sandwich! You can even mix two different types of bread for the slices.
XSandwich.png / BananaXSandwich.png / CrazyBananaXSandwich.png X club Slice of bread.png + X + Slice of bread.png + Slice of bread.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high
XSandwich.png / BananaXSandwich.png / CrazyBananaXSandwich.png X double-decker sandwich Slice of bread.png + X + Slice of bread.png + Slice of bread.png + Slice of bread.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high
XSandwich.png / BananaXSandwich.png / CrazyBananaXSandwich.png X dagwood Slice of bread.png + X + Slice of bread.png + Slice of bread.png + Slice of bread.png + Slice of bread.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high
MeatballSub.png Meatball sub Loaf of Bread.png + Meatball.png + CheeseV2.png + CondKtch.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Works with any type of bread loaf.
FoodBanhMi.png Banh mi Honey-WheatBread.png + CarrotV2.png + Cucumber.png + Rawbacon.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Works only with honeywheat bread
HotdogV2.png Hotdog Meatball.png + Meatball.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
HerbalSausageV2.png Herbal sausage HotdogV2.png + ContusineLeaf.png InHand.png N/A You may use any other herb, including cannabis or catnip. Making herbal sausage puts any chemicals that were in the herb into the sausage.
HotdogInBunV2.png Hotdog in a bun HotdogV2.png + Slice of bread.png / Honey-WheatSlice.png / PumpkinBreadSlice.png / CornbreadSlice.png / CornbreadSlice.png InHand.png N/A Don't forget your condiment bottles!
BananadogV2.png Bananadog HotdogV2.png + Bananaslice.png InHand.png N/A
HounddogV2.png Hounddog HotdogV2.png + ElvisBreadSlice.png InHand.png N/A
BraindogV2.png Braindog HotdogV2.png + BrainBreadSlice.png InHand.png N/A
FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png Frankenstein's beef frank HotdogV2.png + DreadSlice2.png InHand.png N/A Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog.
HerbalSausageInBun.png Herbal sausage in a bun HerbalSausageV2.png + Slice of bread.png / Honey-WheatSlice.png / PumpkinBreadSlice.png / CornbreadSlice.png / CornbreadSlice.png InHand.png N/A Don't forget your condiment bottles!
HerbalBananadog.png Herbal bananadog HerbalSausageV2.png + Bananaslice.png InHand.png N/A
HerbalHounddog.png Herbal hounddog HerbalSausageV2.png + ElvisBreadSlice.png InHand.png N/A
HerbalBraindog.png Herbal braindog HerbalSausageV2.png + BrainBreadSlice.png InHand.png N/A
FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png Herbal frankenstein's beef frank HerbalSausageV2.png + DreadSlice2.png InHand.png N/A Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog.
Corndog.png / BananaCorndog.png / HounddogOnAStick.png / DamnedCorndog2.png / BrainCorndog.png Corndog HotdogInBunV2.png + SteelRods.gif InHand.png N/A
HalfHotdogLeft.png / HalfHotdogRight.png 2x Half hotdog HotdogV2.png / HerbalSausageV2.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A You get a left and a right half; both are functionally same.
ChunkOfHotdog.png 4x Chunk of hotdog HalfHotdogLeft.png / HalfHotdogRight.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "chunks".
HotdogOctopus.png / HotdogOctopusHappy.png Hotdog Octopus HalfHotdogLeft.png / HalfHotdogRight.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A Aww. How cute. Contains a bit of love. Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "octopus". Use the knife on the resulting octopus to carve a little face, making it extra cute and giving it some love, literally.
AppleOnAStick.png Apple on a stick AppleV3.png / DeliciousAppleV3.png + SteelRods.gif InHand.png N/A
CandyApple.png Candy apple AppleOnAStick.png + IngSugar.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low
OrangeV3.png Synthorange OrangeV3.png + IngMeat.png InHand.png N/A Must use synthmeat specifically. Heals twice the amount of regular oranges.
Fooddpocket.png Warm donk pocket IngDough.png + Meatball.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Contains 15 units of delicious omnizine goodness. But eat it quick--it'll cool down in seven minutes and you won't get the omnizine.
Fooddpocket.png Warm donk pocket Fooddpocket.png (cold) OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Most heat sources, e.g. the microwave, lighters, welders, etc., also work.
Fooddpocket.png Warm honk-pocket IngDough.png + Meatball.png + BikeHorn.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Turns your farts into honks for a short time! But it does something completely different when it's left to cool for a good while...
Cookedbacon.png Bacon Rawbacon.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high
Burger.png Burger IngDough.png + IngMeat.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high
Burger.png Cheeseburger IngDough.png + IngMeat.png + CheeseV2.png OvenNew.png 7 Seconds, high
Burger.png Monkey cheeseburger IngDough.png + IngMeat.png + CheeseV2.png OvenNew.png 7 Seconds, high Must use monkey meat specifically.
The Coronator.png Coronator IngDough.png + IngMeat.png + IngMeat.png + CheeseV2.png OvenNew.png 9 Seconds, high
THE MONSTER.png THE MONSTER The Coronator.png + The Coronator.png + The Coronator.png + The Coronator.png OvenNew.png 9 Seconds, low Crazy-huge burger that will probably make you sick. And by sick, we mean dead. Slowly.
Foodbrainburger.png Brainburger IngDough.png + BrainNew.png / Synthbrain.png / OddCrystal.png / IntelligenceFormationChip.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Infects whoever eats it with kuru.
Foodassburger.png Buttburger IngDough.png + Butt.png / Cyberbutt.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high 10% of spawning with a different, punny, butt-related name, such as "buttconator", "ass whooper", or "cleveland steamed ham". Contains fartonium.
Foodroburger.png Roburger IngDough.png + RobotHead.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Also works with a light cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with robotic transformation.
Foodbrainburger.png Dubious burger IngDough.png + MysteryMeatV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high
Foodfishburger.png Fishburger IngDough.png + FishFilletV2.png / SalmonFilletV2.png / WhiteFishFilletV2.png / SmallFishFilletV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Type of fish used doesn't matter.
Sloppy Joe.png Sloppy Joe IngDough.png + Meatpaste.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Has a chance to drip some meat on the floor.
Foodbaconburger.png Baconatrix IngDough.png + Rawbacon.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high
HeartburgerV2.png Heartburger IngDough.png + Heart.png / Synthheart.png / Cyberheart.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Works with human, monkey or synthetic hearts. Cyberhearts are also compatible. Contains pure love.
FoodCoconutBurger.png Coconut burger IngDough.png + FoodCoconutMeat.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high
FoodLuauBurger.png Luau burger IngDough.png + IngMeat.png + FoodPineappleRing.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high
FoodTikiBurger.png Tiki burger IngDough.png + FoodCoconutMeat.png + IngMeat.png + FoodPineappleRing.png OvenNew.png 9 seconds, high
Steak.png Steak IngMeat.png OvenNew.png 9 seconds, low You may use synth-, monkey- or human meat.
Omelette2.png Omelette IngMeat.png + CheeseV2.png + 2x IngEgg.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Requires fork.
Omelette2.png Deep-space hell omelette IngMeat.png + CheeseV2.png + 2x SpaceBeeEgg.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high The space bees are not going to like this! Requires fork.
Fish fingers.png Fish fingers FishFilletV2.png / SalmonFilletV2.png / WhiteFishFilletV2.png / SmallFishFilletV2.png OvenNew.png 9 seconds, low The type of fish used is irrelevant.
Baked potato.png Baked potato PotatoV2.png OvenNew.png 9 seconds, high
FoodMashedPotatoes.png Mashed potatoes 3x PotatoV2.png MixerNew.png N/A Requires fork.
Fries.png Fries Potatochips.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, low
Bacon and eggs.png Bacon and eggs 2x Rawbacon.png + 2x IngEgg.png OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Requires fork.
SpagP.png Plain spaghetti IngSpag.png OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Specific name varies. Requires fork.
SpagT.png Spaghetti in sauce IngSpag.png + CondKtch.png OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Specific name varies. Requires fork.
SpagT.png Spaghetti in sauce IngSpag.png + CondKtch.png InHand.png N/A Specific name varies. Requires fork.
SpagS.png Spaghetti arrabiata IngSpag.png + CondHot.png OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Spicy! Specific name varies. Requires fork.
SpagS.png Spaghetti arrabiata SpagT.png + CondHot.png InHand.png N/A Specific name varies. Requires fork.
SpagM.png Spaghetti with meatballs IngSpag.png + Meatball.png OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Specific name varies. Requires fork.
FoodSwedishMeatballs.png Swedish meatballs IngFlour.png + IngEgg.png + 2x Meatball.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Bork Bork Bork! Requires fork.
Plain pizza.png X pizza Pizza base.png + X InHand.png 6 seconds, high The toppings may consist of any food item.
FoodXPizzaSlices.png 6x X pizza slices Plain pizza.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A
PizzaGhetti.png Pizza-ghetti Plain pizza.png/FoodXPizzaSlices.png + SpagT.png/SpagS.png InHand.png N/A Inherits the pasta's silly name. Contains pizza reagent and fleur-de-lys.
Spookie2.png Spookie IngCDough.png + Ectoplasm2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high
JaffaCake.png Jaffa cake IngCDough.png + Candy.png + OrangeV3.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high
SugarMoonPie.png Sugar moon pie 2x Foodcookies.gif + IngSugar.png + IngOatmeal.png + Cream.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high
OatmealMoonPie.png Oatmeal moon pie 2x OatmealCookie.png + IngSugar.png + IngOatmeal.png + Cream.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high
Chocolate-chipMoonPie.png Chocolate moon pie 2x ChocolateCookie.png + IngSugar.png + IngOatmeal.png + Cream.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high
IronMoonPie.png Iron moon pie 2x IronCookie.png + IngSugar.png + IngOatmeal.png + Cream.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high
BaconMoonPie.png Bacon moon pie 2x BaconCookie.png + IngSugar.png + IngOatmeal.png + Cream.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high
FullMoonPie2.png Full moon pie 2x Spookie2.png + IngSugar.png + IngOatmeal.png + Cream.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high
JaffaMoonCobbler.png Jaffa moon cobbler 2x JaffaCake.png + Cream.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high
WhoopiePie.png Whoopie pie 2x ChocolateCookie.png + Candy.png + Cream.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires chocolate-chip cookies specifically.
FoodNougatBar.png Nougat bar FoodHoney.png + IngSugar.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low
FoodGranolaBar.png Granola bar FoodHoney.png + IngOatmeal.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low
Biscuit.png Biscuit IngFlour.png + IngDough.png OvenNew.png 4 seconds, low
Emuffin.png English Muffin Biscuit.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A Delicious. Cut in half with a knife.
Emuffin butter.png Buttered English Muffin Biscuit.png + Butter.png KnifeV2.png N/A Butter is optional.
Hardtack.png Hardtack IngDough.png + IronFillings.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high
Butterburger.png Butter Burger IngDough.png + Butter.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high
Macguffin.png Sausage MacGuffin 2x Emuffin.png + CheeseV2.png + IngEgg.png + IngMeat.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high
FoodHoneyWonks.png Honey Wonks FoodHoney.png + FoodPopeCrunch.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl.
HetzCup.png Hetz' Cup Pb.png + Candy.png InHand.png N/A Works with any candy, so long as it has chocolate reagent and isn't another Hetz Cup.
Foodwaffles.png Waffles IngSDoughNew.png + IngDough.png OvenNew.png 10 seconds, low
Creamy Pie.png Cream pie IngSDoughNew.png + Cream.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon.
XCreamPie.png X cream pie IngSDoughNew.png + Cream.png + X OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Accepts any food item. Requires spoon.
Pie.png Custard pie IngSDoughNew.png + Custard.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon.
Apple Pie.png Apple pie IngSDoughNew.png + AppleV3.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon.
Pumpkin pie.png Pumpkin pie IngSDoughNew.png + PumpkinV2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon.
Lemon pie.png Lemon meringue pie IngSDoughNew.png + LemonV3.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon.
Lime pie.png Key lime pie IngSDoughNew.png + LimeV3.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon.
StrawberryPie.png Strawberry pie IngSDoughNew.png + 2x Strawberry.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon.
FoodSlurryPie.png Slurry pie IngSDoughNew.png + Foodslurry.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon.
FoodBaconPie.png Bacon pie IngSDoughNew.png + Rawbacon.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon.
Asspie.png Moon pie IngSDoughNew.png + Butt.png / Cyberbutt.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Get it? 10% chance of spawning with a silly alternate name such as "fart pie" or "mud pie". Requires spoon.
XPie.png X pie IngSDoughNew.png + IngEgg.png + X OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high You may add one or two items (food or otherwise). Requires spoon.
Creamy sponge cake.png Creamy sponge cake Cake batter.png + Cream.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high
Chocolate Sponge Cake.png Chocolate sponge cake Cake batter.png + Candy.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high
Meat Cake.png Meat cake Cake batter.png + IngMeat.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high
BaconCake.png Bacon cake Cake batter.png + 3x Rawbacon.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high
DroopyCake.png Droopy cake Cake batter.png + BrainNew.png / Synthbrain.png / OddCrystal.png / IntelligenceFormationChip.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high
FRUITCAKE.png Fruit cake Foodburnt.png + Foodyuck.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high A December-month exclusive. Accepts both smoldering messes and physical manifestations of fried foods.
FoodDryPancakes.png / FoodPancakes.png Pancakes PancakeBatterNew.png + CondMapleSirup.png OvenNew.png + InHand.png 6 seconds, high Don't forget to add the maple syrup after cooking the pancakes!
XCake.png X cake Cake batter.png + X + IcingTube.png MixerNew.png + OvenNew.png + InHand.png 6 seconds, high Use the mixer to blend the cake batter with the item of your choice, then cook the unfinished batter in the oven. Add icing to finish the product.
XCakeSlices.png 10x X cake slices XCake.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A
MeatRangoon.png / Eggroll.png X rangoon / eggroll WontonWrapper.png + X DeepFryer.png N/A Combine the wrapper with a food item of your choice, then load it into the deep fryer. Tiny objects make a rangoon, normal-sized items an eggroll.
FoodFriedOnionRing.png Fried onion ring FoodOnionRing.png DeepFryer.png N/A
ChipsOnion.png Onion Chips 2xFoodOnionRing.png + GarlicV3.png + CheeseV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high
FoodPopcorn.png Popcorn FoodCornCob.png +Welder.gif InHand.png N/A Heat the cob with a welding tool or other heat source until it pops.
FoodPopcorn.png Popcorn FoodCornCob.png FoodProcessor.png N/A
XIceCreamCone.png X-flavoured ice cream IceCreamConeV2.png IceCreamMachineNew.png N/A The machine offers three basic flavours. Alternatively, you can use a container (beaker, drinking glass, bottle etc.) with reagents of your choice.
Mashed brains.png Mashed brains BrainNew.png / Synthbrain.png / OddCrystal.png / IntelligenceFormationChip.png MixerNew.png N/A Good brain food! Requires fork.
Meatloaf.png Meatloaf Meatpaste.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Requires fork.
Taco.png Taco shell Tortilla.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
MeatTaco.png Meat taco Taco.png + IngMeat.png + CheeseV2.png + CondHot.png InHand.png N/A Most types of meat can be used, including bacon.
FoodTortillaChip.png 4x Tortilla chips Taco.png InHand.png N/A Crush an empty cooked taco shell to get four of these.
FoodGuacamole.png Guacamole FoodAvocado.png FoodProcessor.png N/A Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
FoodMintChutney.png Mint chutney MintPlant.png + ChiliPepperV2.png + GarlicV3.png + OnionV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Mapleoatmeal.png Oatmeal (random flavour) IngOatmeal.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
TomatoSoup.png Tomato soup 2x TomatoV3.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Gruel.png Gruel 3x Foodyuck.png MixerNew.png N/A Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
ChiliConQueso.png Chili con queso ChiliPepperV2.png + CheeseV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
FoodChiliBowl.png Chili con carne IngMeat.png + ChiliPepperV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
FoodChiliBowl.png Chili con flagration IngMeat.png + ChiliPepperV2.png + 2x CondHot.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
ElDiablo.gif El Diablo FoodChiliBowl.png + FoodChiliBowl.png + ChiliPepperV2.png + CondHot.png OvenNew.png 10 seconds, high Warning: not for the faint of heart! Combine the con carne and flagration along with the rest of the listed ingredients. Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
CreamOfMushroom.png Cream of mushroom MushroomV2.png + DrinkMilk.png MixerNew.png N/A Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
FoodSalad.png Salad 2x Foodspinach.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Requires fork
CandyCane.png Candy cane MintPlant.png + IngSugar.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low
EggNogCarton.png Egg nog 3x IngEgg.png + DrinkMilk.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low
FoodHardBoiledEgg.png Hard-Boiled Egg IngEgg.png OvenNew.png 4 seconds, low The loose cannon of foods
FoodDeviledEgg.png Deviled Egg FoodHardBoiledEgg.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A
FoodEggSalad.png Egg Salad FoodHardBoiledEgg.png + FoodSalad.png + CondMayo.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low
Haggis.png Haggis Heart.png + OnionV2.png + IngOatmeal.png OvenNew.png 9 seconds, high Och laddie, don ya ken wha U'm sayin? Works with all other internal organs, namely lungs, stomachs (as per tradition), intestines, pancreases, kidneys, spleens, appendices, and, disturbingly, eyes.
Haggis.png Haggass Butt.png + OnionV2.png + IngOatmeal.png OvenNew.png 9 seconds, high Makes you quite gassy, Scottish style. Requires a fork.
ScotchEgg.png Scotch Eggs Slice of bread.png + IngEgg.png + IngMeat.png OvenNew.png 3 seconds, high In scotland, Scotch Eggs count as a vegetable.
Pickle.png Pickle Cucumber.png FoodProcessor.png N/A
BeeKibble.png Bee Kibble Foodyuck.png + FoodHoney.png + Foodwheat.png OvenNew.png 10 seconds, high For bee larva only.
BirthdayCupcake.png Birthday Cupcake BeeKibble.png + RoyalJelly.png + SmallCandle.png + IngSugar.png OvenNew.png 10 seconds, high For space bees only...or brave humans.
RefriedBeans.png Refried Beans Rawbacon.png + 2x BeanPod.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Requires spoon.
RiceAndBeans.png Rice And Beans Ingrice.png + BeanPod.png OvenNew.png 10 seconds, low Requires spoon.
FriedRice.png Fried Rice Ingrice.png + IngEgg.png + OnionV2.png + GarlicV3.png OvenNew.png 10 seconds, low Requires spoon.
Omurice.png Omurice Ingrice.png + IngEgg.png + CondKtch.png OvenNew.png 8 seconds, low Requires spoon.
Risotto.png Risotto Ingrice.png + Butter.png + OnionV2.png + GarlicV3.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, high Requires spoon.

Stove

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Soup! Not only does is it delicious, but it's quite good for you; the soup adds up all the healing amounts and up to 4 of the food buffs of the ingredients used. The more you put in, the more you get out!

  1. Click on the soup pot with an item to insert it as an ingredient. Go nuts!
    • You can use whatever, including things that aren't food, so long as it can go into a backpack.
      • You can't put another soup pot in the pot.
    • There is a limit on the number of things that can go in the pot, dependent on weight; essentially, you can fit in lots of tiny-size items but only a couple normal-size items.
    • The more ingredients you use, the more soup you can serve out. Be generous!
    • You can take ingredients out by click-dragging the pot onto you. This'll take out the most recently added ingredient.
  2. Click on the soup pot with a container of chemicals to pour it in as broth. Any chemicals. Up to 150 units of chemicals.
    • If at any point, you make a mistake and want to start over, you can click-drag the soup pot's sprite onto a floor tile while the pot's in your hand to recover the ingredients and pour the broth out. This also applies the turf effects of the reagents in the broth.
  3. Pick up the soup pot and click on the stove to put the pot on the stove. Use a lit welder, lighter, or similar flame source on the stove to light it. It'll start cooking for a few seconds.
  4. After it's finished, click on the stove to take the pot off.
  5. Click on the pot with a ladle to scoop up some soup, and click on a bowl with a ladle to serve it.

The resulting soup's name will be in the format "[ingredients] soup in [chemicals] broth", with the [chemicals] part displaying the three reagents with the highest volume, and you can Examine the soup pot to get a relative description of the amount of broth in the soup to the maximum volume and a similar one for ingredients. The description gets snarky if there's a lot of ingredients.

Deep Fryer

DeepFryer.png FriedConor.png

Every food can be deep-fried, and the same applies to many other objects. In fact, pretty much anything you can think of besides containers and bulky items - experiment!

Microwave

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Though rarely (if ever) used for anything, the microwave still has its place in the bar. Most people are aware of warm donk pockets, but there are also several other legacy recipes which might be of use to a barman or hungry assistants - a second unit can be found in crew quarters, and more may be deployed with the help of a mechanic.

Produced item Recipe Info
Donut.png Donut IngFlour.png + IngEgg.png
FoodPopcorn.png Popcorn FoodCornCob.png
Foodwaffles.png Waffles 2x IngFlour.png + 2x IngEgg.png
Pie.png Custard pie 2x IngFlour.png + BananaV2.png Peel the banana first! Requires spoon.
Burger.png Burger IngFlour.png + IngMeat.png Possible types of meat: synth, monkey, human.
Foodbrainburger.png Brainburger IngFlour.png + BrainNew.png Only a monkey or human brain will work, not synthbrains! Infects whoever eats it with kuru.
Foodassburger.png Buttburger IngFlour.png + Butt.png Doesn't work with synth- or cyberbutts.
Foodroburger.png Roburger IngFlour.png + RobotHead.png Recipe is limited to the standard cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with robotic transformation.
HeartburgerV2.png Heartburger IngFlour.png + Heart.png Works with human and monkey hearts. Synthetic or cyberhearts are not compatible.
Meatball.png Meatball IngMeat.png + IngMeat.png Valid combination: 1x monkey + 1x human.
Fooddpocket.png Warm donk pocket IngFlour.png + Meatball.png
Fooddpocket.png Warm donk pocket Fooddpocket.png (cold) A box of them can be found in the kitchen refrigerator. Once heated, they will stay warm for about seven minutes.

In case of an invalid or unrecognized recipe, the microwave is less forgiving than its successor. However, it's not the end of the world and both failure states can be addressed rather easily.

MicrowaveMessy.png The microwave gets covered in muck! - Get some space cleaner. Ask the janitor or simply steal one of his spray bottles.

MicrowaveBroken.png The microwave breaks! - Use a screwdriver on the unit, then a wrench.

Prison Loaf Processor

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Certain customers may not even be able to visit the bar and enjoy your culinary delicacies. Fortunately, there is still a convenient way to deliver food to the inmates: the Lay-Z Chef Prison Food Chute. Many items (food or otherwise) are suitable components for the processor, which sends the fresh loaf directly to the brig. While you have limited control over the taste or appearance of said loaf, there is actually more to it than meets the eye. It might be worthwhile to experiment with the amount and composition of the ingredients!

If a loaf is simply too much to eat, using a welder on the processor toggles it into nugget mode! Freshly made nuggets of food will be extruded and portioned out to the prisoners, perfect for some fast grub.

Icon Level Name Comments Notes
Prisionloaf base.png 1 Prison loaf A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible.
Prisionloaf base.png 2 Dense prison loaf The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today.
Prisionloaf base.png 3 Extra-dense prison loaf Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else.
Prisonloaf supercompressed.gif 4 Super-compressed prison loaf Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god.
Prisionloaf fissile.gif 5 Fissile loaf There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat. Throw it and watch what happens.
JPfru.gif 6 Fusion loaf Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within?
PrisonloafNeutron.gif 7 Neutron loaf Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons.
Prisonloaf quark.gif 8 Quark loaf This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy. You can bash through reinforced walls with this.
Prisonloaf degenerate.gif 9 Degenerate loaf You should probably call a physicist.
Prisonloaf strangelet.gif 10 Strangelet loaf You should probably call a priest. Flies around at random, destroying whatever it hits and heavily damaging players it bashes into.
Prisonloaf EinsteinRosen.gif 11 Einstein-rosen loaf A hypothetical feature of loaf-spacetime. It could in theory be used to open a bridge between one point in space-time to another point in loaf-spacetime, if one had the machine required ... Can be used to make a material that causes whatever it's made out of to float.

Animal Slaughter

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Knives can be used on dead critters to slaughter their bodies. This will in most cases instantly produce several pieces of meat bearing the creature's name, which you can use for cooking.

Monkeys are a mob, so they require you to either put them on a meatspike, or shove them in the gibber.


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