Foods and Drinks

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Food is what you eat. Drinks are what you drink. Here is a comprehensive (but still incomplete) list of items and recipes for the chef to utilize and the crew to enjoy. Just remember that side-effects are by no means unknown or uncommon.

Snacks

Icon Name Available from Info
DonutV2.png FrostedDonutV2.png Donut Vendor, kitchen Frosted donuts give double the HP recovery to security officers. <Insert Joke>
RobustDonut.png Robust donut Sec weapons vendor In addition to doubled healing for Sec personnel like regular donuts, contains 12 units of sugar, 12u of epinephrine, and 12u of synaptizine. You can also take more bites out of it.
ChipsV2.png Chips Vendor
Candy.png Candy Vendor
FriesV3.png Fries Vendor, kitchen
Popsicle-wrapper.png Popsicle-unwrapped.gif Popsicle-stick.png Popsicle Vendor, kitchen Comes in 7 amazing flavors!
PopcornV2.png Popcorn Kitchen
OnionChipsV2.png Onion chips Kitchen
FoodNougatBar.png Nougat bar Kitchen
FoodGranolaBar.png Granola bar Kitchen
CookieTin.png Cookie tin Kitchen Contains 7x butter cookies
Popsicle-box.png Popsicle Box Refrigerator Contains 7x popsicles!
HetzCup.png Hetz' Cup Kitchen
CandyAppleV3.png DeliciousCandyAppleV3.png Candy apple Kitchen
CandyCane.png Candy cane Kitchen
Yoghurt.png Yoghurt Kitchen Requires spoon.
Pickle.png Pickle Kitchen
SwedishFiskBag.png SwedishFiskV2.png Swedish Fisk Kitchen Contains swedium.
ExtravagantChocolateGateau.png Extravagant Chocolate Gateau Kitchen
ChineseTakeoutCarton.png Chinese takeout carton Quartermaster A carton full of delicious Space Chinese food. The character depicted is half the expression for "China".
CandyHeartBox.png CandyHeartO.png Candy heart Quartermaster Flavored chalk with inscriptions such as "Robust Me" and "Love Transfer Valve". 10 in every box!
PeachRingBagV2.png PeachRingV2.png Peach ring Quartermaster,GTM Contains a tiny bit of peach juice.
DelectableDanScrumptiousStrudel.png Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel GTMs Contains strawberry juice, vanilla, and three random miscellaenous reagents!
CinnamonSugarDonutV2.png Cinnamon sugar donut GTMs Absolutely chockful of sugar.
LittleDannySnackCake.png Little Danny's Snack Cake Hacked FoodTech Comes in many colors and with bad grease, VHFCS, "flavoring", and occasionally just poison.
LittleDannyLegallyDistinctCremeFilledSnackLoaf.png Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf Abandoned crates, most Listening Posts A regular snack cake that's most definitely not trying to be a Twinkie.
FoodBurrito.png Descuento Danito's Burritos Snacks Vendor Available in many different flavours. Comes with an integral heating mechanism. May contain a golden ticket.
DiscountDanQuikNoodlesV2.png Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles Snacks Vendor Literally poison. Also equipped with a heater.
DiscountDanTVDinnerV2.png Hungry Dan's TV Dinners Snacks Vendor Yum. Also equipped with a heater.
Lollipop.png Lollipop Medbay A healthy snack containing a small amount of medicine, such as charcoal or saline.
CaramelCreme.png Goatze's Caramel Creme Goodybags Surprisingly delicious! (And very sugary.)
CandyCornV2.png Candy corn Goodybags Disappointing. Gives you loads of sugar and bad oil to rub it in.
NegativeBar.png -1 Bar Food synthesizers
EveryFlavourBeans.png EveryFlavourBean.png Farty Snott's Every Flavour Beans Wizard's Den, Trench Contains random reagents that cannot be extracted. More at Wizard.
Yellowcake.png Yellow cake RD Office Contains uranium. Safe and delicious!
FoodPopeCrunch.png Pope Crunch Crew quarters Extremely crunchy! Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl.
RoachPuffs.png Roach Puffs Oshan Kitchen maint Can also be directly eaten or mixed with milk in a bowl. But there's no chocolate in it...
SyndicateShreddies.png Shredded Syndies GTM, Ocean Listening Post Eat directly from the box or in a bowl. Fortified with atropine & space drugs.
Telecrystal.gif Telecrystal Mining Surprisingly edible! Has a variety of effects.
Viscerite.png Viscerite Mining Also surprisingly edible! Contains a good chunk of synthflesh, but watch out for the other stuff in there...
FlockBurger.png Flockburger Debris Field/Oshan station level merchant Turns out that a glass sandwich is made of silicon, radium, and limeade.
WeirdCheeseV2.png Weird cheese Mining Outpost, chemistry Too rotten to be used in food and chockful of weird decay products.
FunnyLookingCan.png Funny-looking can Abandoned derelict Is surströmming. For Swedes, makes a delightful dish. For non-Swedes, induces a wide range of gross-out effects, most of which involve stuns and vomiting, with a very rare chance to puke out a heart or become extra stinky.
ZongziWrappedV2.png ZongziV2.png Zongzi Spacebux lunchboxes Space Chinese snack currently found only in lunchboxes purchased through Spacebux. Click on it in-hand to unwrap it.
AppleV3.png Apple Hydroponics
BananaV2.png Banana Hydroponics Peel it first!
OrangeV3.png Orange Hydroponics
LemonV3.png Lemon Hydroponics
LimeV3.png Lime Hydroponics
StrawberryV2.png Strawberry Hydroponics
AvocadoV2.png Avocado Hydroponics
GrapesV2.png Grapes Hydroponics
MelonSliceV2.png Melon slice Hydroponics Slice a watermelon with something sharp to get six of these.
FoodHoney.png Honey Hydroponics Produced by space bees. Taste may vary, depending on the plant that provided the nectar.
CarrotV3.png Carrot Hydroponics
SlurrypodV2.png Slurryfruit Hydroponics Poisonous!
EggplantV3.png Eggplant Hydroponics
CoconutMeatV2.png Coconut meat Hydroponics Break open a coconut to these loads of these and a handy cup.
PineappleSliceV2.png Pineapple slice Hydroponics No salt needed. Cut a pineapple to get one of these. Must be kept away from pizza at all costs.
BambooShoot.png Bamboo shoot Hydroponics Slice a bamboo stalk to get one of these.
FoodYuckV2.png ????? Incompetent chef Contains ???? (reagent). The result of a bad recipe, probably shouldn't eat this...
SmolderingMessV2.png Smoldering Mess Incompetent chef Also contains ????. The result of overcooking something.
SmolderingMessV2.png Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods Incompetent chef Contains ???? as well. Result of leaving something in the fryer for too long.

Drinks

Icon Name Type Available from Info
AlcoholVendingMachine.png Booze-O-Mat N/A Bar Dispenses booze and cocktail accessories. Doesn't have any ID restrictions.
BeerKeg.png SpaceBeerV3.png Space beer Alcohol Bar
BeerBox.png HoboBeerV2.png Fancy beer Alcohol Bar Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains beer plus a number of random chemicals.
CiderV2.png Cider Alcohol Bar
MeadV2.png Mead Alcohol Bar
WineV2.png Wine Alcohol Bar
HoboWine2.png Hobo wine Alcohol ??? Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains wine plus a number of random chemicals.
Vodka.png Vodka Alcohol Bar
GinBottle.png Gin Alcohol Bar
TequilaNew.png Tequila Alcohol Bar
ChampagneV2.png Champagne Alcohol Bar Hit pods, segways or other vehicles with the Harm intent to rename them.
DrinkRum.png Rum Alcohol Bar Spaced rum bottles also contain yobihodazine.
BoJackDanielV3.png Bo Jack Daniel's Alcohol Bar A real man's drink!
BoJackDanielV3.png Stinkeye's Special Reserve Alcohol ??? A favourite of captains everywhere.
CuracaoLiqueur.png Curacao Liqueur Alcohol Alcohol Resupply Crate, Trench Contains, well, curacao, a fairly strong cocktail ingredient with unique drunktalk lines.
CristalChampagneV2.png Cristal Champagne Alcohol Manta Bar Contains, well, champagne. Can be used to rename vehicles in the same way as the regular version.
EggNogCarton.png Egg nog Other Bar, kitchen
DrinkMilk.png Creaca's Space Milk Other Kitchen Contains 50 units of, well, milk.
QuiltyFarmsMilk.png Quilty Farms Milk Other Kitchen As expected, contains 50 units of milk.
DrinkCola.png Space cola Soda Vendor, kitchen Normalizes tempature and decays into sugar.
RandomColas.png Fancy cola Soda Vendor Sold, confusingly, as just "space cola". Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains 20 units of cola, 10 u of VHFCS, and 10 u of a random drink, such as ginger ale or strawberry milk.
DrinkDecirprevo.png Decirprevo Bottled Water Other Vendor
DrinkRobusteez.png Robust-Eez Soda Vendor Contains methamphetamine.
DrinkGrifeo.png Grife-O Soda Vendor A little radioactive. That's because it contains space dust.
DrinkPubber.png Dr. Pubber Soda Vendor Contains morphine and haloperidol.
DrinkGrones.png Grones Soda Soda Vendor Comes in random flavours.
DrinkSpooky.png Spooky Dan's Soda Vendor Two flavours on offer. Neither are industrial runoff, nope!
DrinkOrangeaid.png Orange-Aid Soda Vendor Contains oculine.
DrinkLimeaid.png Lime-Aid Other Vendor Contains antihol.
Soft-soft-pizza-full.png Soft Soft Pizza Other Hacked Vendor Contains liquid pizza... What?
DrinkCoffee.png Robust Coffee Other Vendor Contains addictive coffee which helps against stuns.
HappyElfHotChocolateV2.png Happy Elf Hot Chocolate Other Vendor
ChickenSoup.png Chicken Soup Other Vendor Can cure minor diseases.
WeightLossShake.png Weight-Loss Shake Other Vendor Contains lipolicide.
FoodTea.png Tea Other Vendor
DrinkCoffee.png Wired Dan's Kafe Kick Other Hacked Vendor A daily fix of drugs and poison, diluted with water. Banned by the Space FDA.
DelightfulDanGingerAleV2.png Delightful Dan's Ginger Ale Other GTM Contains, as expected, ginger ale.
DelightfulDanPeachyPunch.png Delightful Dan's Peachy Punch Other GTM Contains peach juice.
DrowsyDansTerrificTonicV2.png Drowsy Dan's Terrific Tonic Other GTM Contains 25 units of lemonade... and 25 units of ether.
2010Vintage.png 2010 Vintage Other... Courtroom Contains finely aged...piss.
Mugwort.png Mugwort tea Other Wizard's Den A bitter tea with magical protective properties. Heals wizards.
BroteinShakeDragonBalls.png Brotein Shake - Dragon Balls Other Josh, QM Trader Contains energy drink.

Dispenser

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The alcohol and soda dispensers offer a convenient way to prepare alcoholic and non-alcoholic refreshments. They have an essentially infinite supply of various drinks and operate like the machines in chemistry. That comes in handy, because many commercial products contain more than one reagent and it would otherwise be difficult to isolate specifically what you want for e. g. cake icing. And of course, they will also be useful if you decide to turn the kitchen/bar into a makeshift laboratory.

A barman's job also isn't complete unless you know how to make people drunk off fancy recipes and how to present your creations properly. To that end, you can add umbrellas, wedges and other doodads to a variety of fancy drinking glasses and craft an absolute myriad of cocktails, so you go beyond just serving plain ethanol.

Different cocktails also decay into different amounts of ethanol, allowing you a little control over just how fast and how far your customers get rip-roaring drunk. Every four seconds, the drink decays into the amount of ethanol listed, times a special number. This special number, called a multiplier, is usually two, but it can change depending on server load. So, if a drink has, say, 0.3 listed for the Ethanol column, it'll decay into 0.6 units of ethanol every four seconds, give or take a bit.

Most of these drinks can be made just with just the dispenser, but not all of them. For drinks with coffee, it's best it get coffee from the coffee machines (the green-colored vending machines) rather than fool around with the espresso machine. Drinks with sugar need sugar from the chemical or soda dispensers, not the sugar used by the Chef. For drinks with more exotic ingredients, you may need the chem dispenser (which is usually right near the alcohol and soda dispenser) and a beaker, since the chem dispenser doesn't accept drinkware. Luckily, there's usually a large one around right on top of it, and your glass recycler can make beakers.

Item Icon Eth. Recipe Info
Fruit wedges
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N/A OrangeV3.png / LimeV3.png / LemonV3.png / GrapefruitV2.png + KnifeV2.png Oranges, limes, and lemons can be found in fruit wedge kits from BoozeVends, while grapefruits are exclusively grown via botany.
Maraschino cherry
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N/A CherryV4.png + FoodProcessor.png
Soda Water
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N/A Carbon + Oxygen + Water A cocktail ingredient.
Cola
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N/A Soda Water + Sugar Reduces drowsiness, cools you down.
Simple Syrup
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N/A Sugar + Water heated to 180 Another cocktail ingredient.
Lemonade
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N/A Lemon juice (3) + Sugar (1)
Pink Lemonade
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N/A Lemonade + Grenadine
Limeade
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N/A Lime juice + Sugar
Egg nog
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N/A Egg + Sugar + Milk Decays into 1.2u sugar
Chocolate milk
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N/A Chocolate + Milk
Strawberry milk
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N/A Strawberry juice + Milk
Sweet tea
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N/A Tea + Sugar
Half and Half
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N/A Sweet Tea + Lemon juice OR Sweet Tea + Lemonade OR Tea + Lemonade
Tea with honey
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N/A Tea + Honey Makes you feel relaxed.
Tea with mint
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N/A Tea + Mint
Triple Citrus
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N/A Lemon juice + Lime juice + Orange juice Heals a little bit of TOX damage.
Screwdriver
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0 .25 Vodka + Orange juice Screws/unscrews stuff when poured onto something, like the other screwdriver.
Sex on the Beach
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0 .1 Screwdriver + Cranberry juice Farts upon synthesis. Don't question it.
Vodka Gimlet
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0 .25 Vodka + Lime juice
Cosmopolitan
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0 .1 Vodka Gimlet + Cranberry juice
Bloody Mary
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0 .25 Vodka + Tomato juice
Bloody Scary
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0 .3 Vodka + Changeling blood
Vodka Martini
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0 .3 Vodka + Vermouth
Vodka Tonic
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0 .25 Vodka + Tonic water
Phil Collins
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0 .3 Vodka Tonic + Lemonade
Mind Eraser
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0 .3 Vodka Tonic + Robust Coffee
Black Russian
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0 .15 Vodka + Robust Coffee

OR

Vodka + Espresso
White Russian
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0 .3 Black Russian + Milk
Espresso Martini
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0 .1 Vodka + Chocolate + Sugar + Espresso
Suicider
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1 Vodka + Cider + Epinephrine + Welding fuel Can also be extracted or distilled from omega weed.
Murdini
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1 .1 Martini + Apple juice + Suicider
Port
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0 .2 Vodka + Wine + Sugar + Iron Has a chance to teleport you at random.
Crème de Menthe
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0 .4 Vodka + Sugar + Mint
Grasshopper
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0 .2 Crème de Menthe + Vanilla + Chocolate Turns you into a roachperson for an amount of time proportionate to how long it was in your system.
Peach Schnapps
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0 .25 Vodka + Peach Juice Rarely, decays into VHFCS.
Moscow Mule
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0 .15 Vodka + Ginger Ale + Lime juice
Blue Lagoon
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0 .1 Vodka + Curacao + Lemonade
Sea Breeze
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0 .2 Vodka + Cranberry Juice + Grapefruit juice
Bilk
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N/A Beer + Milk Tries to treat suffocation by keeping LOSEBREATH and OXY at a treatable level, like a weaker version of ephedrine.
Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier
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0 .1 Beer + Nanomachines Can also be distilled from roburgers. Do not drink while operating a vehicle.
Snakebite
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0 .15 Beer + Cider
Diesel
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0 .25 Snakebite + Cranberry juice
Radler
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0 .1 Beer + Lemonade
Michelada
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0 .1 Beer + Tomato Juice + Capsaicin Doots on creation. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
BOOrbon
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0 .6 Bourbon + Ectoplasm Makes a spooky sound upon mixing.
Whiskey Sour
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0 .2 Bourbon + Lemonade
Manhattan
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0 .3 Bourbon + Vermouth + Bitters
Hunchback
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0 .1 Bourbon + Cola + Tomato juice See Chemicals.
Duck Fart
[TBA]
0 .6 Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Milk
Irish Coffee
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0 .1 Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Sugar + Milk Try putting in sugar first so you don't accidentally make Duck Fart.
Old Fashioned
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0 .5 Bourbon + Bitters + Sugar + Water
Mint Julep
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0 .15 Bourbon + Sugar + Mint Cools you down a bit if you're not almost at freezing point.
Horse's Neck
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0 .5 Bourbon + Bitters + Ginger Ale Neighs on mixing
Hot Toddy
[TBA]
0 .4 Bourbon + Sweet Tea + Lemon Juice Does not need heating.
Jean Harlow
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0 .6 Rum + Vermouth
Planter's Punch
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0 .4 Rum + Lemonade
Sangria
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0 .2 Planter's Punch + Wine + Orange juice Warms you up a little bit.
Mai Tai
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0 .3 Rum + Lime juice + Orange juice
Rum and Cola
[TBA]
0 .7 Rum + Cola
Space-Cuba Libre
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0 .1 Rum and Cola + Lime juice
Daiquiri
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0 .2 Rum + Lime juice + Sugar Try adding the rum first, so you don't accidentally make limeade.
Mojito
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0 .2 Daiquiri + Mint
Piña Colada
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0 .2 Rum + Coconut milk + Pineapple juice
Blue Hawaiian
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0 .18 Rum + Coconut Milk + Curacao + Pineapple juice + Ice
OR
Piña Colada + Curacao + Ice
Gunfire
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0 .1 Tea + Rum Makes a silly sound on mixing.
Brass Monkey
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0 .3 Rum + Vodka + Orange Juice Makes a monkey scream on mixing.
Fluffy Critter
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0 .2 Rum + Lime Juice + Lemonade + Strawberry Juice Coos on creation.
Hot Buttered Rum
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0 .3 Rum + Cider + Butter Extract the butter in a reagent extractor. Is room temperature, despite its name.
Spiced Rum
[TBA]
0 .6 Rum + Capsaicin Surprisingly not spicy. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
Gin and Tonic
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0 .25 Gin + Tonic water
Pink Gin and Tonic
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0 .3 Gin and Tonic + Bitters
Gin and Chronic
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0 .25 Gin and Tonic + Tetrahydrocannabinol Decays into THC as well as ethanol.
Gin and Sonic
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0 .2 Gin and Tonic + Methamphetamine Juice Time. Decays into meth as well as ethanol. Reduces stuns on its own sometimes. Changes your shoes' sprite into the one for red shoes. Makes you say Sonic references.
Tom Collins
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0 .18 Gin and Tonic + Lemonade
Gin Fizz
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0 .25 Gin + Lemon juice + Water
Gimlet
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0 .25 Gin + Lime juice
Martini
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0 .3 Gin + Vermouth
Negroni
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0 .6 Martini + Bitters
Necroni
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0 .5 Negroni + Ectoplasm Makes a spooky moan upon mixing.
Nicotini
[TBA]
0 .3 Martini + Nicotine Creates some nicotine as it decays.
French 75
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0 .15 Gin + Champagne + Lemonade
Derby
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0 .4 Gin + Bitters + Mint One of many drinks with the same name.
Bee's Knees
[TBA]
0 .3 Gin + Lemon Juice + Honey
Tequini
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0 .4 Tequila + Vermouth
Brave Bull
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0 .35 Tequila + Robust Coffee Mild stun reduction.
Prairie Fire
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0 .25 Tequila + Capsaicin Sometimes decays into capsaicin and histamine as well as ethanol.
Margarita
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0 .2 Tequila + Lime juice + Orange juice
Tequila Sunrise
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0 .22 Tequila + Orange juice + Sugar
Paloma
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0 .1 Tequila + Grapefruit juice + Lime juice
Mimosa
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0 .05 Champagne + Orange juice
Kalimixto
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0 .3 Wine + Cola
Rose
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0 .3 Vermouth + Cherry Juice + Strawberry Juice
Long Beach Iced Tea
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0 .4 Tequila + Sex on the Beach +
Rum + Gin + Lemon j.
Long Island Iced Tea
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0 .4 Tequila + Screwdriver + Rum +
Gin + Lemon j. + Cola

OR

Tequila + Screwdriver + Gin + Lemon j. + Rum and Cola
Three Mile Island Iced Tea
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0 .6 Vodka + Gin + Tequila + Cola + Curacao Makes a distinctive sound upon mixing. Not actually radioactive.
Ling Island Iced Tea
[TBA]
N/A Long Island Iced Tea + Neurotoxin When it decays, dumps some ethanol in you. The more Ling Tea there was, and the longer it was in there, the more ethanol.
Ecto Cooler
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N/A Ectoplasm + Uranium + Orange juice Decays into VHFCS and has a chance to produce strange green goop as well, which allows you to see ghosts.
Squeeze
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1 Bread (reagent) + Welding fuel Stuns and infects the consumer with food poisoning.
Expresso
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N/A Espresso + Neurotoxin Hurts your brain real bad.
Triple Triple
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N/A Triple Citrus + Triplepiss + Triple meth Clouds your screen in crazy colors, makes you urinate a lot, causes you to hallucinate and vomit citrus fruits, and much more.
Mewtini
[TBA]
N/A Cat Drugs + Mutini + Milk + Catonium Infects you with toxoplasmosis, which eventually turns you into a cat. And we mean the quadrupedal kind that you see in the Captain's Quarters, not those kind, you perv.
Honky Tonic
[TBA]
1 Tonic Water + Space Lube + Neurotoxin + Colorful Reagent A very Clown-y drink. Sometimes stuns and causes honking, occasionally makes you say something silly.
Freeze
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4 Secret! Stuns, makes you Ice Moon cold. May spontaneously freeze you into an ice statue. Neutralized by chocolate.
Dragon's Breath
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5 Secret! Stuns, sets you on fire. May spontaneously incinerate you into a lovely pile of ash. Neutralized by milk.
Grog
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5 Secret! Makes you into a pirate! Yarr! Keep away from items and faces.
Mutini
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1 Secret! Grants hella loads of mutations, then removes them all when it exits your system.
Sheltergrog
[TBA]
1 .8 Secret! Makes you a shelter-frog-person! *croak*
Sheltestgrog
[TBA]
N/A Secret! Infects you with Frog Flu, which eventually turns you into a frog! *ribbit*
Bombini
[TBA]
0 .3 Secret! Excessive consumption may result in a stinging sensation.

Still

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Since the introduction of said dispensers, the still has fallen a bit out of favour – but that should not discourage a creative barman, as the apparatus is a decent option to move large amount of booze and get people horribly drunk elsewhere. Opening a counter in the market for example usually attracts more customers than the bar itself, thanks to its central location. Just don't forget to bring plenty of spare glasses and bottles with you!

Icon Input Output 1 Output 2
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Wheat Beer
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Steelwheat Beer Iron
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Roburger Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier
AppleV3.png
Apple Cider
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Pear Cider
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Honey Mead
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Grapes Wine
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Green Grapes White Wine
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Potato Vodka
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Corn cob Bourbon
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Rice sprig Rice wine
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Sugarcane Rum
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Sugar Rum
AsomnaBarkV3.png
Asomna Bark Tea
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Nepeta cataria Cat drugs
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Mint leaf Menthol
BiliousIpecacuanhaRoot.png
Bilious ipecacuanha root Green vomit
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Sassafras root Sarsaparilla
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Cannabis leaf THC
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Rainbow Weed THC LSD
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Lifeweed THC Omnizine
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Deathweed THC Cyanide
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Omega Weed Omega cocktail of drugs. In short, fun for the whole family!

Expand for full list:

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Descuento Danito's Burritos Burrito brew! Sewage + Ethanol + Whatever chems were in the burrito.

Juice-O-Matic

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An old Cyborg tool from a time before you could click-drag things into reagent extractors. You can basically think of this as a portable reagent extractor. It's still a handy companion piece to the still, as a decent means for getting the crew highly drunk on fancy cocktails.

Icon Input Output Info
OrangeV3.png Orange Orange Juice
LemonV3.png Lemon Lemon Juice
LimeV3.png Lime Lime Juice
PineappleV2.png Pineapple Pineapple Juice
AppleV3.png Apple Apple Juice
StrawberryV2.png Strawberry Strawberry Juice
CherryV4.png Cherry Cherry Juice
TomatoV3.png Tomato Tomato Juice
CoffeeBerriesV3.png Coffee berries Coffee
MelonV2.png Watermelon Water
EggplantV3.png Eggplant Nicotine
Tomacco.png Tomacco Nicotine
RainbowMelonV2.png Rainbow Melon George Melonium Feel lucky?
ChiliPepperV2.png Chili pepper Capsaicin Spicy! Messes up your vision if it gets in your eyes and speech if in your mouth.
GhostlierChiliV3.gif Fiery chili Ghost Chili Juice Extremely spicy! Can cause vomiting and spontaneous combustion.
SlurrypodV2.png Slurrypod Toxic Slurry A poison found in slurrypods.
GlowingSlurrypodV2.gif Glowing slurrypod Glowing Slurry A highly-potent mutagen made from omega slurrypods.
DeliciousAppleV3.png Delicious apple Capulettium Fakes death somewhat.
ChillyPepperV2.png Chilly pepper Cryostylane Chilling. Very chilling.
GarlicV3.png Garlic Holy Water Hurts vampires.
BloodOrangeV2.png Blood Orange Changeling Blood Does interesting things when exposed to high heat.
CornCobV2.png Corn cob Corn Starch Could potentially be made into corn syrup and VHFCS.
SoybeanPodV2.png Soybean Space Soybean Oil Grease, basically.
SoylentChartreuseV2.png Soylent Chartreuse Space Soybean Oil Grease, basically.

Espresso Machine

EspressoCup.png EspressoCupRack.png EspressoMachine.png

Some people don't want just coffee, served in a regular ol' plastic cup from a regular ol' coffee machine. They want special coffee, the kind that comes with milk and other things, the kind that is served in a different plastic cup and dispensed by a machine with weird foreign names for drinks. This espresso machine is for those sorts of people. Thankfully, its operation is simple: just insert a cup from the rack nearby, choose Make espresso, and choose any of the options below. It's easy to be a Space Starbucks barista!

If the machine runs out of water, just unscrew the cap from the top with an empty hand, and click on the machine with a container full of water. Then, screw the cap back on.

Just don't expect to be making any Irish Coffee or any of the cocktails with coffee using this stuff. Again, those actually need the regular coffee from coffee machines.

Setting Description
Espresso Just 10 units of standard espresso coffee. Very different from regular coffee.
Latte A little bit of espresso, with lots of milk. Really milk with coffee at that point.
Mocha Half espresso, half milk and chocolate milk.
Cappuccino Espresso, with a good amount (6.5 units) of milk.
Americano Espresso, diluted with a good bit of water.
Decaf 10 units of espresso coffee, decaf, without the caffeine.
Flat White Espresso with a little less milk than what a cappucino would have.

Coffeemakers

CoffeemakersV2.png CoffeeCupRack.png CoffeeMug.png

Machines in various department-specific break rooms in Manta that make plain coffee. No options for extra milk or sugar or different brewing methods, but, hey, it's free coffee. To brew up some joe, simply click on the coffeemaker and choose Brew coffee. Then, click on it again and choose Remove carafe to remove the coffee container, allowing you to pour the contents into your drinking vessel of choice. Each brewing fills the carafe to 20 units. When you're done, click on the coffeemaker with the carafe in-hand to insert it back into the coffeemaker. These instructions apply to all coffeemakers, regardless of color, and you don't actually have to be a member of a specific department a coffeemaker is in to use it.

Should you lack a suitable drinking container, there is usually a rack of coffee cups nearby on a wall. Click on it to take a mug from it.

Every time the machine brews some coffee, it consumes 10 units of water from its 100 unit reservoir. To refill the coffeemaker's water, click on it with an empty hand to unscrew its cap off and then click on it with a container with water in-hand to pour the liquid in. Click on it again to screw the cap back on.

Other Food-Related Items

Icon Name Info
KitchenVendingMachine.png FoodTech Offers a wide selection of basic ingredients and other catering supplies. Locked to those with Kitchen access.
KitchenwareRecyclerNew.png Glassware Recycler Recycles all types of drinking glasses, beakers, and glass shards. The machine can manufacture a variety of different glasses as well as plates and bowls.
Hotdogcart.png Hotdog cart Used to easily take large amounts of food out of the kitchen and hand it to people.
DrinkingGlasses2.png Drinking glass All functionally similar, but drinks served in shot glasses are downed in one big gulp instead of little sips. Breaks into shards when thrown, applying the TOUCH effects of whatever chems were in the glass, and cannot be inserted into chem dispeners. Comes in the following varieties:
  • DrinkingGlass.png - Drinking glass - 50 units
  • WineGlass.png - Wine glass - 30 units
  • CocktailGlass.png - Cocktail glass - 20 units
  • OldFashionedGlass.png - Old-fashioned glass - 20 units
  • ChampagneFlute.png - Champagne flute - 20 units
  • ShotGlass.png - Shot glass - 15 units
  • RoundGlass.png - Round glass - 100 units

You drink from a glass by clicking on your character's sprite while holding the glass. You can also click-drag the glass onto you to start chugging it; chugging is basically like drinking from it as usual but really quickly, as you'll take a sip from the glass every half second. Being drunk or clumsy can have comical results, including falling over and accidentally throwing the glass backwards.

CoconutShellV2.png Coconut shell A coconut shell bowl that can hold 50 units of alcohol. Perfect for mixed drinks! Ask Hydroponics to grow some coconuts for these.
RedDuoCup.png Red Duo Cup An iconic drink container found in Party Supplies crates from the Quartermaster. Holds 30 units.
Mug.png Mug Same as a drinking glass, except it can't shatter. Normal ones can hold 50 units, while "odd mugs" from GTMs can hold 120.
Waterbottle.png Water bottle Get the space dust out of your throat. Rather uncommmon find in a few odd on-station and off-station areas. Holds up to 50 units and starts with 50u of water.
PitcherContainer.png Pitcher For refilling those drinking glasses. It holds 120 units.
Cocktail shaker.png Cocktail shaker Surprisingly simple cocktailcrafting. Simply pour in drink of choice and click on it while it's in your hand to mix the shaker's contents together. Can hold up to 120 units of any chemicals. Barman spawns with one, and there's one in the Booze-O-Mat and Cargo's Cocktail Party Supplies crate

Shares many of the same functionalities as pitchers: you can pour stuff into it by clicking on the shaker with a drinking glass or similar container, pour it out by doing the reverse, use click-drag to transfer as much as possible to and from the shaker, and clicking on people with it makes you try to force them to drink from its contents. Doesn't break when thrown, though.

PlateV2.png Plate Dinner is served, sir. Can accommodate up to 2 edible items, which you can place simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and remove by clicking on the plate while it's in your hand or click-dragging the plate onto yourself. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it.

Plates can be stacked by click-dragging one plate onto another, collecting all the nearby plates in a pile; this works while it's on the floor, on a table and in your hand. You can click on a plate stack in your hand with an empty hand to take a plate off. You can also click a plate stack in your hand to put a plate in your off-hand; doing this while your other hand's full will put a plate on the floor. Throwing the stack will also let loose all the plates.

You can click on someone while on Harm intent while holding a plate to bash it on person's head, briefly stunning them and smashing the plate into two glass shards that can potentially hit others.

Throwing, dropping, or hitting someone with the plate (regardless of intent) launches the food(s) on in random direction, causing the same effects as it would when thrown (i.e. tomatoes splat, high-tier prison loaves break things, etc.). Slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding the plate also causes the same effect; being clumsy will randomly make you drop it for no reason.

ServingTray.png Serving Tray Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your order be? Trays are two-handed, but can accommodate up to 30 edible items. Food can be placed on the tray simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and removed by clicking it while its in your hand. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it.

Clicking on someone with the tray while on Harm intent makes you bonk their head with it, causing a few seconds of stun and degrading the tray a little. After five bonks, the tray will collapse into useless scrap. You can inspect its condition by Examining the tray; the description goes from "nice and sturdy" to "pretty warped and flimsy" to "about to break" as you use it more.

As with plates, throwing, dropping, and hitting people with the tray on any intent all launch the food on the tray around, causing any on-throw effects if applicable. Being clumsy or slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding it do the same thing.

KitchenIslandV2.png Kitchen Island Essentially, a table that you can move, for transporting and serving drinks and food, as an elegant alternative to just carrying it around in your hands or in your backpack. Click on the island with the food item in your active hand to place it on the island, click on the item to pick it up, simple.
Bowl.png Bowl For holding food, such as cereal, gruel, or soup.
SpoonV2.png Spoon Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated for sensible table-setting by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech.
ForkV2.png Fork Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech.
KnifeV2.png Knife Used for slaughtering animals and cutting certain items. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech and fruit wedge kits from the Booze-O-Mat.
PlasticSpoon.png Plastic spoon Cheap-ass version of the metal spoon from red snack machines. Works just like the regular spoon, but has a 20% chance to break with each use.
PlasticFork.png Plastic fork Works like the metal fork, but it's made of fragile plastic, so it has a 20% chance to break with each use. Bought for cheap from red snack machines.
PlasticKnife.png Plastic knife A...lesser quality knife from red snack machines that has the same functions as the regular knife, but with a 20% chance to *snap* with each use.
PizzaCutterV2.png Pizza Cutter Used for cutting certain items, particularly pizza into slices. Suitable for surgery.
BreadKnifeV2.png Bread knife Not just for cutting bread, as the name might imply, for it has the same functionalities as the regular knife. However, it does less than half the damage.
MeatcleaverV2.png Meatcleaver Has same functions as the knife, but it does more damage, and throwing it does up to 15 BRUTE and causes some bleeding. However, attacking someone with it has a 5% chance for you to fumble and cut yourself, causing 20 BRUTE, some bleeding, and 4 seconds of Weakened. Found in the FoodTech.
RollingPinV2.png Rolling pin Required to prepare pizza bases.
SoupPot.png Soup pot Essential for making custom soup. Examine to get a relative description of how much stuff there is in the soup.
Ladle.png Ladle Used for transferring soup from a soup pot into a bowl.
SushiBox.png Sushi box Contains 1x rolling mat, 3x seaweed sheet, and 3x rice. Often found in the Kitchen refrigerator.
RollingMat.png Rolling mat Essential for making custom sushi rolls. Found in sushi boxes.
SaltPepperShakers.png Shakers Add salt or pepper for the perfect flavour.
KetchupBottle.png MustardBottle.png Condiment bottles Standard condiments in the form of ketchup and mustard.
IcingTube.png Icing tube Used for, you guessed it, adding icing to a cake. Accepts 50 units of any liquid.
Candle.png SmallCandle.png Candle Perfect for mood lighting and atmosphere enhancement. More can be brought from Cargo.
PartyButton.png Party button When pressed, plays a funky sound clip and turns all the room lights into an equally funky color.
Satchel(b).jpg Produce satchel This spacious satchel makes the life of every chef or botanist much easier. Almost any type of food-related item (dishes, bottles, seeds etc.) can be stored in them, and they also interact nicely with tables (drag & drop), crates, the food processor, mail chutes and other objects.
Bananapeel.png Banana peel Slippery. Created from peeling a banana, obviously!
Fish.png Fish Can be used to slap people around.
Seaweed.png Seaweed Found outside in OSHAN. Use wirecutters to get a sheet.
GoodyBag.png Goodybag Contains up to 6 random candies. A Clown favorite. 95% guaranteed not to have razor blades!
GoldenTicket.png Golden ticket A special ticket that may appear after eating a Descuento Danito's Burrito. Redeem it at a GTM for a prize!
GoldenTicketMachine.png Golden ticket machine (GTM) A machine hidden somewhere in the station's maintenance tunnels (and occasionally beyond) that offers unique snacks, drinks, clothes, and other knickknacks for Golden Tickets.
Lunchboxes.gif Lunchbox Stylish reskinned box for holding food (and occasionally similarly-sized items) that comes in many colors. FoodTech comes with 12 of these, all empty, and there is both a trait and Spacebux purchase that allows one to spawn with a lunchbox that comes with a randomly chosen set of 3 foods linked together by an interesting note.

Chef's Cookbook

Here's where the real fun starts. While most of the ingredients needed by the chef should either be available in your kitchen or can be grown for you in hydroponics, some recipes may require items from elsewhere on the station. A fair number of recipes also have downsides, so be wary of food poisoning and other nasty occurrences.

Cooking times listed here are safe (but not absolute) ranges. Plenty of foods can work with just one second of cooking time, but it'll diminish the duration of the associated food buffs. Like To Serve Man, you are encouraged to experiment and tinker.

Unlike To Serve Man, this cookbook is also semi-interactive. If you click on an image of an ingredient, you'll be taken another page/part of this page that'll show to how to make or obtain that ingredient. For example, if you're looking up the recipe for meat cake, you can click on the cake batter image for the recipe for cake or the meat image for some sources of meat. Convenient, no?

Ingredients

Short list of items that will be your basic ingredients, many of which can also be ordered in a crate from quartermasters.

Icon Name Available from
IngFlour.png Flour Kitchen or process from wheat.
IngSugar.png Sugar Kitchen or process from sugarcane.
IngOatmeal.png Oatmeal Kitchen or process from oats.
Ingrice.png Rice Process rice.
IngSemolinaFlour.png Semolina Flour Process from durum wheat.
DonkPocketsKit.png Donk pockets Kitchen. Contains 6x DonkPocketV2.png (cold). Better warmed up.
BaconBox.png Bacon strips Kitchen. Contains 7x RawBaconV2.png
HumanoidMeatV2.png Human meat Kitchen
HumanoidMeatV2.png Monkey meat Kitchen
SynthmeatV2.png Synthetic meat Hydroponics
FishFilletV2.png
SalmonFilletV2.png
WhiteFishFilletV2.png
Fish Fillet Kitchen. Comes in different kinds.
SmallFishFilletV2.png Small fish fillet Kitchen. Can be used in same recipes as regular-sized fillet.
MysteryMeatV2.png Mystery meat Raking through gibs, butchering certain Critters - dubious nutritional value!
Meatal.png Meatal Raking through robot debris piles as a Chef/Sous Chef. Usable in any recipes that also use mystery meat.
ChickenNuggetV2.png Chicken nugget Kitchen. May be used in place of mystery meat in most specific recipes.
FlockNugget.png Flock nugget Debris Field Vendor. Like the above, but made of robot radio chicken.
BrainNew.png Brain Robotics
Intelligence Form Chip Rework2.gif Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core Robotics
Synthbrain.png Synthbrain Hydroponics
OddCrystal.png Odd crystal Debris Field merchant, butchering flockdrones
Heart.png Heart Robotics
Cyberheart.png Cyberheart Robotics
Synthheart.png Synthheart Hydroponics
ButtV2.png Butt Hydroponics, robotics
Cyberbutt.png Cyberbutt Robotics
Foodwheat.png Wheat Hydroponics
SteelWheat.png Steel Wheat Hydroponics
Oats.png Oats Hydroponics
Foodwheat.png Durum Wheat Hydroponics
Rice.png Rice Sprig Hydroponics
PumpkinV2.png Pumpkin Hydroponics
MelonV2.png Watermelon Hydroponics
PotatoV3.png Potato Hydroponics
MushroomV3.png Mushroom Hydroponics
TomatoV3.png Tomato Hydroponics
ChiliPepperV2.png Chili pepper Hydroponics
LettuceLeafV2.png Lettuce leaf Hydroponics
CucumberV2.png Cucumber Hydroponics
CarrotV3.png Carrot Hydroponics
CornCobV2.png Corn cob Hydroponics
GarlicV3.png Garlic Hydroponics
OnionV3.png Onion Hydroponics
CoconutV2.png Coconut Hydroponics
PineappleV2.png Pineapple Hydroponics
MintPlant.png Mint leaf Hydroponics
BeanPodV2.png Bean pod Hydroponics
SoybeanPodV2.png Soybean pod Hydroponics
PeanutsV3.png Peanuts Hydroponics
EggV2.png Egg Kitchen
DrinkMilk.png Milk Kitchen or process from soybean pods. Empty bottles of milk can still be used in recipes.
DrinkMilk.png Rancid Milk Debris Field. Look in the abandoned/less well-kept places.
QuiltyFarmsMilk.png Quilty Farms Milk Can substitute for the smaller bottles of milk in most recipes, even when devoid of any milk.
CheeseV2.png Cheese Kitchen
IngSpag.png Spaghetti Kitchen or process from pasta sheets. Often has a silly name.
PeanutButterV2.png Peanut butter Kitchen or process from peanuts.
MapleSyrupV2.png Maple syrup Kitchen
FoodHoney.png Honey Space bees
RoyalJelly.png Royal jelly Bombini, Mining Level/Z5 (Space maps) / Sea Diner (Manta) merchant
SeaweedSheetsV2.png Seaweed sheets Oshan Lab seafloor

Ingredient Processing

The food processor is important too! With it, you can turn items into different forms, which may be more useful, or usable in recipes.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Info
Ectoplasm2.png Ectoplasm FireExtinguisher2.png + DrinkSpooky.png BoozeDispenser.png + InHand.png Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, pour it (min: 10 units) into a fire extinguisher and then use the HUD icon to spray all around you.
Ectoplasm2.png Ectoplasm DrinkSpooky.png + Beaker.png BoozeDispenser.png + ChemDispenser.png Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, put it inside a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), then either pour the beaker onto a tile or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder.
CheeseV2.png Cheese FireExtinguisher2.png + DrinkMilk.png + PoolOfVomit.png InHand.png See ectoplasm. Required minimum is 10 units.
CheeseV2.png Cheese DrinkMilk.png + PoolOfVomit.png + Beaker.png BoozeDispenser.png + ChemDispenser.png Collect the vomit into a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), pour some milk into the beaker, then either pour it onto the floor or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder.
HumanoidMeatV2.png Monkey meat Monkey32.png MeatSpike.png Putting them into the gibber is also fine.
HumanoidMeatV2.png Human meat JobTourist.png Gibber.png
IngSpag.png Spaghetti PastaSheetV2.png FoodProcessor.png Item name often has a silly synonym for spaghetti, like "pisghetti" or "spag".
IngFlour.png Flour Foodwheat.png FoodProcessor.png
Ingrice.png Rice Rice.png FoodProcessor.png Confusingly called Rice, while the harvested item is called Rice Sprig.
SeaweedSheetsV2.png Seaweed sheet Seaweed.png Wirecutters.png Seaweed is found on Oshan Lab's seafloor.
StickyRice.png Sticky Rice Ingrice.png KitchenSink.png
Riceball.png Rice Ball StickyRice.png InHand.png Makes 3 rice balls.
IngOatmeal.png Oatmeal Oats.png FoodProcessor.png
IngSemolinaFlour.png Semolina Flour Foodwheat.png FoodProcessor.png Must be wheat of the durum wheat mutation
IronFillings.png Iron fillings SteelWheat.png FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
FoodChocolateChips.png Chocolate chips Candy.png FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
IngSugar.png Sugar SugarcaneV2.png FoodProcessor.png
DrinkMilk.png Milk SoybeanPodV2.png FoodProcessor.png Also goes by the name "Creaca's Space Milk"
PeanutButterV2.png Peanut butter PeanutsV3.png FoodProcessor.png
Yoghurt.png Yoghurt DrinkMilk.png (rancid) FoodProcessor.png Must use a bottle of rancid milk specifically. Requires spoon.
SemolinaDoughV2.png Semolina Dough IngSemolinaFlour.png KitchenSink.png
PastaSheetV2.png Pasta Sheet SemolinaDoughV2.png + RollingPinV2.png InHand.png
DoughV2.png Dough IngFlour.png KitchenSink.png
SweetDoughV3.png Sweet dough DoughV2.png + IngSugar.png InHand.png
DoughStripV2.png Dough strip DoughV2.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png You can click on another strip with your strip to attach them back together.
DoughCircleV2.png Dough circle DoughStripV2.png + InHand.png InHand.png Click on the dough strip in your hand.
HoleyDoughV2.png Holey dough DoughV2.png + ForkV2.png InHand.png
IceCreamConeV2.png Ice cream cone SweetDoughV3.png + IngSugar.png OvenNew.png 1 second, low
Cake batter.png Cake batter SweetDoughV3.png + 2x EggV2.png MixerNew.png
PancakeBatterNew.png Pancake batter SweetDoughV3.png + 2x EggV2.png + DrinkMilk.png MixerNew.png
Loaf of Bread.png Loaf of bread DoughV2.png OvenNew.png 1 second, low
Slice of bread.png Slice of bread Loaf of Bread.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
Honey-WheatBread.png Loaf of honey-wheat bread DoughV2.png + FoodHoney.png OvenNew.png 1 second, low
Honey-WheatSlice.png Slice of honey-wheat bread linke=#Loaf of Honey-Wheat Bread + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
Bananabread.png Loaf of banana bread DoughV2.png + IngSugar.png + BananaV2.png OvenNew.png Banana can be peeled or unpeeled. 1 second, low
Bananaslice.png Slice of banana bread Bananabread.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
ElvisBread.png Loaf of Elvis bread DoughV2.png + PeanutButterV2.png + BananaV2.png OvenNew.png Peel the banana first! 6 seconds, low
ElvisBreadSlice.png Slice of Elvis bread ElvisBread.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
DreadLoaf2.png Loaf of dread DoughV2.png + Ectoplasm2.png OvenNew.png Spooky! 6 seconds, low
DreadSlice2.png Slice of dread DreadLoaf2.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png It float! Probably because of the 10 units of ectoplasm in it.
PumpkinBreadLoaf.png Loaf of pumpkin bread DoughV2.png + PumpkinV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
PumpkinBreadSlice.png Slice of pumpkin bread PumpkinBreadLoaf.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
CornbreadLoaf.png Loaf of northern-style cornbread DoughV2.png + IngSugar.png + CornCobV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
CornbreadSlice.png Slice of N-style cornbread CornbreadLoaf.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
CornbreadLoaf.png Loaf of southern-style cornbread DoughV2.png + CornCobV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
CornbreadSlice.png Slice of S-style cornbread CornbreadLoaf.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
CornbreadLoaf.png Loaf of honey cornbread DoughV2.png + CornCobV2.png + FoodHoney.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
CornbreadSlice.png Slice of honey cornbread CornbreadLoaf.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
BrainBreadLoaf.png Loaf of brain bread Loaf of Bread.png + BrainNew.png / Synthbrain.png / OddCrystal.png / Intelligence Form Chip Rework2.gif OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low. Works with any combination of bread and brain.
BrainBreadSlice.png Slice of brain bread BrainBreadLoaf.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
MeatballV2.png Meatball HumanoidMeatV2.png FoodProcessor.png Works with any kind of meat.
MeatballV2.png Brain meatball BrainNew.png FoodProcessor.png Only works with human/monkey/fish brains.
MeatballV2.png Butt meatball ButtV2.png FoodProcessor.png Only works with human/monkey butts.
MeatPasteV2.png Meat paste HumanoidMeatV2.png / FishFilletV2.png / SalmonFilletV2.png / WhiteFishFilletV2.png /SmallFishFilletV2.png MixerNew.png Works with any kind of meat or fish.
WontonWrapper.png 4x Wonton wrappers IngFlour.png + EggV2.png MixerNew.png
KetchupV2.png Ketchup TomatoV3.png FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 20 units of, naturally, ketchup.
HotSauceV2.png Hot sauce ChiliPepperV2.png FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of capsaicin.
ColdSauceV2.png Cold sauce ChillyPepperV2.png FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of cryostylane.
HotSauceV2.png Incredibly hot sauce GhostlierChiliV3.gif FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 50 units of capsaicin and 50 units of ghost chili juice.
CondMayo.png Mayonnaise EggV2.png FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Cream.png Cream DrinkMilk.png FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Custard.png Custard DrinkMilk.png + EggV2.png MixerNew.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
ButterV2.png Butter Cream.png FoodProcessor.png
Butt-er.png Butt-er ButtV2.png + DrinkMilk.png MixerNew.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Unfinished Pizza base.png Unfinished pizza base DoughV2.png + RollingPinV2.png InHand.png Click on it again to knead it back into dough.
Half-finished pizza base.png Half-finished pizza base Unfinished Pizza base.png + KetchupV2.png InHand.png
Pizza base.png Pizza base #Half-Finished Pizza Base + CheeseV2.png InHand.png
Tortilla.png 3x Tortillas Unfinished Pizza base.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
MelonSliceV2.png 6x Melon slices MelonV2.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
FishFilletV2.png / SalmonFilletV2.png / WhiteFishFilletV2.png Fish fillet Fish.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png Different kinds of fish exist.
SmallFishFilletV2.png Small fish fillet OshanFish.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png Several varieties of fish exist outside Oshan Lab.
Potatochips.png Chips PotatoV3.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png Once to peel, twice to chop into chips.
OnionRingV2.png 4x Onion rings OnionV3.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
PineappleSliceV2.png Pineapple slice PineappleV2.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
CoconutMeatV2.png 3x Coconut meat CoconutV2.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png
PepperoniLogV2.png Pepperoni Log MeatPasteV2.png FoodProcessor.png Can be extracted for 40u of Pepperoni.
PepperoniSliceV2.png 4x Pepperoni Slice PepperoniLogV2.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png Extracts into 10u of pepperoni. Great pizza topping!

Main course

This is a list of probably not remotely all of chef's dishes. Enjoy - Bork Bork Bork.

Some dishes can accept "any item" or "any food item". "Any item" does mean any item, so you can for example bake something that obviously isn't edible into a pie. Be warned that trying to put a non-food item into a dish that only accepts "a food item" will destroy the non-food item as well as ruining the recipe. Frying anything makes it a food item.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info
Toast.png Slice of toast Slice of bread.png / Honey-WheatSlice.png / PumpkinBreadSlice.png / CornbreadSlice.png / CornbreadSlice.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
BananaToast.png Slice of banana toast Bananaslice.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
ElvisToast.png Slice of elvis toast ElvisBreadSlice.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis.
BrainBreadToast.png Slice of brain toast BrainBreadSlice.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
TerrorToast2.png Slice of terror toast DreadSlice2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
Cheese on Toast.png Cheese on toast Slice of bread.png + CheeseV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
CheeseElvisToast.png Cheese on elvis toast ElvisBreadSlice.png + CheeseV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis
BaconToast.png Bacon on toast Slice of bread.png + RawBaconV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
BaconElvisToast.png Bacon on elvis toast ElvisBreadSlice.png + RawBaconV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis
Eggtoast.png Eggs on toast Slice of bread.png + 2x EggV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
Eggelvis.png Eggs on elvis toast ElvisBreadSlice.png + 2x EggV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis
PlainCheeseSandwich.png Cheese sandwich Slice of bread.png + CheeseV2.png + Slice of bread.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
CheeseElviswich.png Cheese elviswich ElvisBreadSlice.png + CheeseV2.png + ElvisBreadSlice.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 20 units of essence of Elvis.
KilledCheeseSandwich2.png Killed cheese sandwich DreadSlice2.png + CheeseV2.png + DreadSlice2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of ectoplasm.
PlainPBSandwich.png Peanut butter sandwich Slice of bread.png + PeanutButterV2.png + Slice of bread.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
PeanutButterElviswich.png Peanut butter elviswich ElvisBreadSlice.png + PeanutButterV2.png + ElvisBreadSlice.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis.
PeanutButterBreadula2.png Peanut butter and jelly meet breadula DreadSlice2.png + PeanutButterV2.png + DreadSlice2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of ectoplasm.
PlainPBSandwich.png Peanut butter and honey sandwich Slice of bread.png + PeanutButterV2.png + FoodHoney.png + Slice of bread.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
PeanutButterBreadula2.png Killer beenut butter sandwich DreadSlice2.png + PeanutButterV2.png + FoodHoney.png + DreadSlice2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 10 units of ectoplasm.
PeanutButterElviswich.png Peanut butter and honey elviswich ElvisBreadSlice.png + PeanutButterV2.png + FoodHoney.png + ElvisBreadSlice.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of essence of Elvis.
PlainMeatSandwich.png Monkey sandwich Slice of bread.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + Slice of bread.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
MeatElviswich.png Monkey elviswich ElvisBreadSlice.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + ElvisBreadSlice.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis.
Murderwich2.png Scare wich project DreadSlice2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + DreadSlice2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Get it? Contains 15 units of ectoplasm and 10 units of...blood, ack.
PlainMeatSandwich.png Manwich Slice of bread.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + Slice of bread.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
MeatElviswich.png Elvismanwich ElvisBreadSlice.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + ElvisBreadSlice.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis.
Murderwich2.png Murderwich DreadSlice2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + DreadSlice2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of ectoplasm and 10 units of...blood?
PlainMeatSandwich.png Synthmeat sandwich Slice of bread.png + SynthmeatV2.png + Slice of bread.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
MeatElviswich.png Synthmeat elviswich ElvisBreadSlice.png + SynthmeatV2.png + ElvisBreadSlice.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis.
Murderwich2.png Synthmeat steinwich DreadSlice2.png + SynthmeatV2.png + DreadSlice2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of ectoplasm.
FoodEggSandwich.png Egg-salad sandwich Slice of bread.png + FoodEggSalad.png + Slice of bread.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
XSandwich.png / BananaXSandwich.png / CrazyBananaXSandwich.png X sandwich Slice of bread.png + X + Slice of bread.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Try various fillings (up to six food items) to create the ultimate sandwich! You can even mix two different types of bread for the slices.
XSandwich.png / BananaXSandwich.png / CrazyBananaXSandwich.png X club Slice of bread.png + X + Slice of bread.png + Slice of bread.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high
XSandwich.png / BananaXSandwich.png / CrazyBananaXSandwich.png X double-decker sandwich Slice of bread.png + X + Slice of bread.png + Slice of bread.png + Slice of bread.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high
XSandwich.png / BananaXSandwich.png / CrazyBananaXSandwich.png X dagwood Slice of bread.png + X + Slice of bread.png + Slice of bread.png + Slice of bread.png + Slice of bread.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high
MeatballSub.png Meatball sub Loaf of Bread.png + MeatballV2.png + CheeseV2.png + KetchupV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Works with any type of bread loaf.
FoodBanhMi.png Banh mi Honey-WheatBread.png + CarrotV3.png + CucumberV2.png + RawBaconV2.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Works only with honeywheat bread
HotdogV2.png Hotdog MeatballV2.png + MeatballV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
HerbalSausageV2.png Herbal sausage HotdogV2.png + ContusineLeafV2.png InHand.png N/A You may use any other herb, including cannabis or catnip. Making herbal sausage puts any chemicals that were in the herb into the sausage.
HotdogInBunV2.png Hotdog in a bun HotdogV2.png + Slice of bread.png / Honey-WheatSlice.png / PumpkinBreadSlice.png / CornbreadSlice.png / CornbreadSlice.png InHand.png N/A Don't forget your condiment bottles!
BananadogV2.png Bananadog HotdogV2.png + Bananaslice.png InHand.png N/A
HounddogV2.png Hounddog HotdogV2.png + ElvisBreadSlice.png InHand.png N/A
BraindogV2.png Braindog HotdogV2.png + BrainBreadSlice.png InHand.png N/A
FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png Frankenstein's beef frank HotdogV2.png + DreadSlice2.png InHand.png N/A Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog.
HerbalSausageInBun.png Herbal sausage in a bun HerbalSausageV2.png + Slice of bread.png / Honey-WheatSlice.png / PumpkinBreadSlice.png / CornbreadSlice.png / CornbreadSlice.png InHand.png N/A Don't forget your condiment bottles!
HerbalBananadog.png Herbal bananadog HerbalSausageV2.png + Bananaslice.png InHand.png N/A
HerbalHounddog.png Herbal hounddog HerbalSausageV2.png + ElvisBreadSlice.png InHand.png N/A
HerbalBraindog.png Herbal braindog HerbalSausageV2.png + BrainBreadSlice.png InHand.png N/A
FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png Herbal frankenstein's beef frank HerbalSausageV2.png + DreadSlice2.png InHand.png N/A Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog.
Corndog.png Corndog HotdogInBunV2.png + SteelRods.gif InHand.png N/A Don't forget your condiment bottles!
HounddogOnAStick.png Hounddog-on-a-stick HounddogV2.png / HerbalHounddog.png + SteelRods.gif InHand.png N/A Contains 15 units of essence of Elvis.
BananaCorndog.png Banana-corndog BananadogV2.png + SteelRods.gif InHand.png N/A
BrainCorndog.png Brain-corndog BraindogV2.png + SteelRods.gif InHand.png N/A
DamnedCorndog2.png Corndog of the damned FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png + SteelRods.gif InHand.png N/A
Corndog.png Herbdog HerbalSausageInBun.png + SteelRods.gif InHand.png N/A Aside from the name, otherwise not all that different from regular corndogs.
BananaCorndog.png Banana-herbdog HerbalBananadog.png + SteelRods.gif InHand.png N/A
BrainCorndog.png Brain-herbdog HerbalBraindog.png + SteelRods.gif InHand.png N/A
DamnedCorndog2.png Herbdog of the damned FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png + SteelRods.gif InHand.png N/A
HalfHotdogLeft.png / HalfHotdogRight.png 2x Half hotdog HotdogV2.png / HerbalSausageV2.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A You get a left and a right half; both are functionally same.
ChunkOfHotdog.png 4x Chunk of hotdog HalfHotdogLeft.png / HalfHotdogRight.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "chunks".
HotdogOctopus.png / HotdogOctopusHappy.png Hotdog Octopus HalfHotdogLeft.png / HalfHotdogRight.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A Aww. How cute. Contains a bit of love. Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "octopus". Use the knife on the resulting octopus to carve a little face, making it extra cute and giving it some love, literally.
AppleOnAStickV3.png Apple on a stick AppleV3.png + Popsicle-stick.png InHand.png N/A
CandyAppleV3.png Candy apple AppleOnAStickV3.png + IngSugar.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low
DeliciousAppleOnAStickV3.png Delicious apple on a stick DeliciousAppleV3.png + Popsicle-stick.png InHand.png N/A Contains 10 units of capulettium.
DeliciousCandyAppleV3.png Delicious candy apple DeliciousAppleOnAStickV3.png + IngSugar.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Contains 10 units of capulettium.
OrangeV3.png Synthorange OrangeV3.png + SynthmeatV2.png InHand.png N/A Must use synthmeat specifically. Heals twice the amount of regular oranges.
DonkPocketV2.png Warm donk pocket DoughV2.png + MeatballV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Contains 15 units of delicious omnizine goodness. But eat it quick--it'll cool down in seven minutes and you won't get the omnizine.
DonkPocketV2.png Warm donk pocket DonkPocketV2.png (cold) OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Most heat sources, e.g. the microwave, lighters, welders, etc., also work.
DonkPocketV2.png Warm honk-pocket DoughV2.png + MeatballV2.png + BikeHorn.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Turns your farts into honks for a short time! But it does something completely different when it's left to cool for a good while...
CookedBaconV2.png Bacon RawBaconV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high
Burger.png Burger DoughV2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high
Burger.png Cheeseburger DoughV2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + CheeseV2.png OvenNew.png 7 Seconds, high
Burger.png Monkey cheeseburger DoughV2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + CheeseV2.png OvenNew.png 7 Seconds, high Must use monkey meat specifically.
The Coronator.png Coronator DoughV2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + CheeseV2.png OvenNew.png 9 Seconds, high
THE MONSTER.png THE MONSTER The Coronator.png + The Coronator.png + The Coronator.png + The Coronator.png OvenNew.png 9 Seconds, low Crazy-huge burger that will probably make you sick. And by sick, we mean dead. Slowly.
Foodbrainburger.png Brainburger DoughV2.png + BrainNew.png / Synthbrain.png / OddCrystal.png / Intelligence Form Chip Rework2.gif OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Infects whoever eats it with kuru.
Foodassburger.png Buttburger DoughV2.png + ButtV2.png / Cyberbutt.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high 10% of spawning with a different, punny, butt-related name, such as "buttconator", "ass whooper", or "cleveland steamed ham". Contains fartonium.
Foodroburger.png Roburger DoughV2.png + RobotHead.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Also works with a light cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with robotic transformation.
Foodbrainburger.png Dubious burger DoughV2.png + MysteryMeatV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high
Foodfishburger.png Fishburger DoughV2.png + FishFilletV2.png / SalmonFilletV2.png / WhiteFishFilletV2.png / SmallFishFilletV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Type of fish used doesn't matter.
Sloppy Joe.png Sloppy Joe DoughV2.png + MeatPasteV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Has a chance to drip some meat on the floor.
Foodbaconburger.png Baconatrix DoughV2.png + RawBaconV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high
HeartburgerV2.png Heartburger DoughV2.png + Heart.png / Synthheart.png / Cyberheart.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Works with human, monkey or synthetic hearts. Cyberhearts are also compatible. Contains pure love.
FoodCoconutBurger.png Coconut burger DoughV2.png + CoconutMeatV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high
FoodLuauBurger.png Luau burger DoughV2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + PineappleSliceV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high
FoodTikiBurger.png Tiki burger DoughV2.png + CoconutMeatV2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + PineappleSliceV2.png OvenNew.png 9 seconds, high
SteakV3.png / SynthmeatSteakV3.png Steak HumanoidMeatV2.png / SynthmeatV2.png OvenNew.png 9 seconds, low You may use synth-, monkey- or human meat.
Omelette2.png Omelette HumanoidMeatV2.png + CheeseV2.png + 2x EggV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Requires fork.
Omelette2.png Deep-space hell omelette HumanoidMeatV2.png + CheeseV2.png + 2x SpaceBeeEgg.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high The space bees are not going to like this! Requires fork.
Fish fingers.png Fish fingers FishFilletV2.png / SalmonFilletV2.png / WhiteFishFilletV2.png / SmallFishFilletV2.png OvenNew.png 9 seconds, low The type of fish used is irrelevant.
BakedPotatoV2.png Baked potato PotatoV3.png OvenNew.png 9 seconds, high
FoodMashedPotatoes.png Mashed potatoes 3x PotatoV3.png MixerNew.png N/A Requires fork.
FriesV3.png Fries Potatochips.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, low
Bacon and eggs.png Bacon and eggs 2x RawBaconV2.png + 2x EggV2.png OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Requires fork.
SpagP.png Plain spaghetti IngSpag.png OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Specific name varies. Requires fork.
SpagT.png Spaghetti in sauce IngSpag.png + KetchupV2.png OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Specific name varies. Requires fork.
SpagT.png Spaghetti in sauce IngSpag.png + KetchupV2.png InHand.png N/A Specific name varies. Requires fork.
SpagS.png Spaghetti arrabiata IngSpag.png + HotSauceV2.png OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Spicy! Specific name varies. Requires fork.
SpagS.png Spaghetti arrabiata SpagT.png + HotSauceV2.png InHand.png N/A Specific name varies. Requires fork.
SpagM.png Spaghetti with meatballs IngSpag.png + MeatballV2.png OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Specific name varies. Requires fork.
FoodSwedishMeatballs.png Swedish meatballs IngFlour.png + EggV2.png + 2x MeatballV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Bork Bork Bork! Requires fork.
Plain pizza.png X pizza Pizza base.png + X InHand.png 6 seconds, high The toppings may consist of any food item.
FoodXPizzaSlices.png 6x X pizza slices Plain pizza.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A
PizzaGhetti.png Pizza-ghetti Plain pizza.png/FoodXPizzaSlices.png + SpagT.png/SpagS.png InHand.png N/A Inherits the pasta's silly name. Contains pizza reagent and fleur-de-lys.
SpookieV3Animated.gif Spookie CookieDoughV2.png + Ectoplasm2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Contains 10 units of ectoplasm.
JaffaCakeV2.png Jaffa cake CookieDoughV2.png + Candy.png + OrangeV3.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high
SugarMoonPie.png Sugar moon pie 2x SugarCookieV2.png + IngSugar.png + IngOatmeal.png + Cream.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high
OatmealMoonPie.png Oatmeal moon pie 2x OatmealCookieV2.png + IngSugar.png + IngOatmeal.png + Cream.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high
Chocolate-chipMoonPie.png Chocolate moon pie 2x ChocolateChipCookieV2.png + IngSugar.png + IngOatmeal.png + Cream.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high
IronMoonPie.png Iron moon pie 2x IronCookieV2.png + IngSugar.png + IngOatmeal.png + Cream.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high
BaconMoonPie.png Bacon moon pie 2x BaconCookieV2.png + IngSugar.png + IngOatmeal.png + Cream.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high
FullMoonPie2.png Full moon pie 2x Spookie2.png + IngSugar.png + IngOatmeal.png + Cream.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Contains 10 units of ectoplasm.
JaffaMoonCobbler.png Jaffa moon cobbler 2x JaffaCakeV2.png + Cream.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high
WhoopiePie.png Whoopie pie 2x ChocolateChipCookieV2.png + Candy.png + Cream.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires chocolate-chip cookies specifically.
FoodNougatBar.png Nougat bar FoodHoney.png + IngSugar.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low
FoodGranolaBar.png Granola bar FoodHoney.png + IngOatmeal.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low
CrumpetV3.png Crumpet HoleyDoughV2.png OvenNew.png 3 Seconds, low.
SeedBagelV2.png / BagelPlainV2.png Bagel DoughCircleV2.png OvenNew.png 3 Seconds, low. Can create both plain and seed bagels.
DonutV2.png Donut DoughCircleV2.png + IngSugar.png OvenNew.png 3 Seconds, low.
BiscuitV2.png Biscuit IngFlour.png + DoughV2.png OvenNew.png 4 seconds, low
EnglishMuffinV2.png English Muffin BiscuitV2.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A Delicious. Cut in half with a knife.
ButteredEnglishMuffinV2.png Buttered English Muffin BiscuitV2.png + ButterV2.png KnifeV2.png N/A Butter is optional.
HardtackV2.png Hardtack DoughV2.png + IronFillings.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high
Butterburger.png Butter Burger DoughV2.png + ButterV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high
Macguffin.png Sausage MacGuffin 2x EnglishMuffinV2.png + CheeseV2.png + EggV2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high
FoodHoneyWonks.png Honey Wonks FoodHoney.png + FoodPopeCrunch.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl.
HetzCup.png Hetz' Cup PeanutButterV2.png + Candy.png InHand.png N/A Works with any candy, so long as it has chocolate reagent and isn't another Hetz Cup.
Foodwaffles.png Waffles SweetDoughV3.png + DoughV2.png OvenNew.png 10 seconds, low
Creamy Pie.png Cream pie SweetDoughV3.png + Cream.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon.
XCreamPie.png X cream pie SweetDoughV3.png + Cream.png + X OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Accepts any food item. Requires spoon.
Pie.png Custard pie SweetDoughV3.png + Custard.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon.
Apple Pie.png Apple pie SweetDoughV3.png + AppleV3.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon.
Pumpkin pie.png Pumpkin pie SweetDoughV3.png + PumpkinV2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon.
Lemon pie.png Lemon meringue pie SweetDoughV3.png + LemonV3.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon.
Lime pie.png Key lime pie SweetDoughV3.png + LimeV3.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon.
StrawberryPie.png Strawberry pie SweetDoughV3.png + 2x StrawberryV2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon.
FoodSlurryPie.png Slurry pie SweetDoughV3.png + SlurrypodV2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon.
FoodBaconPie.png Bacon pie SweetDoughV3.png + RawBaconV2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon.
Asspie.png Moon pie SweetDoughV3.png + ButtV2.png / Cyberbutt.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Get it? 10% chance of spawning with a silly alternate name such as "fart pie" or "mud pie". Requires spoon.
XPie.png X pie SweetDoughV3.png + EggV2.png + X OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high You may add one or two items (food or otherwise). Requires spoon.
Creamy sponge cake.png Creamy sponge cake Cake batter.png + Cream.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high
Chocolate Sponge Cake.png Chocolate sponge cake Cake batter.png + Candy.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high
Meat Cake.png Meat cake Cake batter.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high
BaconCake.png Bacon cake Cake batter.png + 3x RawBaconV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high
DroopyCake.png Droopy cake Cake batter.png + BrainNew.png / Synthbrain.png / OddCrystal.png / Intelligence Form Chip Rework2.gif OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high
FRUITCAKE.png Fruit cake SmolderingMessV2.png + FoodYuckV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high A December-month exclusive. Accepts both smoldering messes and physical manifestations of fried foods.
DryPancakesV2.png / PancakesV2.png Pancakes PancakeBatterNew.png + MapleSyrupV2.png OvenNew.png + InHand.png 6 seconds, high Don't forget to add the maple syrup after cooking the pancakes!
XCake.png X cake Cake batter.png + X + IcingTube.png MixerNew.png + OvenNew.png + InHand.png 6 seconds, high Use the mixer to blend the cake batter with the item of your choice, then cook the unfinished batter in the oven. Add icing to finish the product.
XCakeSlices.png 10x X cake slices XCake.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A
MeatRangoon.png / Eggroll.png X rangoon / eggroll WontonWrapper.png + X DeepFryer.png N/A Combine the wrapper with a food item of your choice, then load it into the deep fryer. Tiny objects make a rangoon, normal-sized items an eggroll.
FoodFriedOnionRing.png Fried onion ring OnionRingV2.png DeepFryer.png N/A
OnionChipsV2.png Onion Chips 2x OnionRingV2.png + GarlicV3.png + CheeseV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high
PopcornV2.png Popcorn CornCobV2.png +Welder.gif InHand.png N/A Heat the cob with a welding tool or other heat source until it pops.
PopcornV2.png Popcorn CornCobV2.png FoodProcessor.png N/A
XIceCreamCone.png X-flavoured ice cream IceCreamConeV2.png IceCreamMachineV3.gif N/A The machine offers three basic flavours. Alternatively, you can use a container (beaker, drinking glass, bottle etc.) with reagents of your choice.
Mashed brains.png Mashed brains BrainNew.png / Synthbrain.png / OddCrystal.png / Intelligence Form Chip Rework2.gif MixerNew.png N/A Good brain food! Requires fork.
Meatloaf.png Meatloaf MeatPasteV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Requires fork.
Taco.png Taco shell Tortilla.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low
MeatTaco.png Meat taco Taco.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + CheeseV2.png + HotSauceV2.png InHand.png N/A Most types of meat can be used, including bacon.
FoodTortillaChip.png 4x Tortilla chips Taco.png InHand.png N/A Crush an empty cooked taco shell to get four of these.
FoodGuacamole.png Guacamole AvocadoV2.png FoodProcessor.png N/A Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
FoodMintChutney.png Mint chutney MintPlant.png + ChiliPepperV2.png + GarlicV3.png + OnionV3.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Mapleoatmeal.png Oatmeal (random flavour) IngOatmeal.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
TomatoSoup.png Tomato soup 2x TomatoV3.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Gruel.png Gruel 3x FoodYuckV2.png MixerNew.png N/A Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
ChiliConQueso.png Chili con queso ChiliPepperV2.png + CheeseV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
FoodChiliBowl.png Chili con carne HumanoidMeatV2.png + ChiliPepperV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
FoodChiliBowl.png Chili con flagration HumanoidMeatV2.png + ChiliPepperV2.png + 2x HotSauceV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
ElDiablo.gif El Diablo FoodChiliBowl.png + FoodChiliBowl.png + ChiliPepperV2.png + HotSauceV2.png OvenNew.png 10 seconds, high Warning: not for the faint of heart! Combine the con carne and flagration along with the rest of the listed ingredients. Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
CreamOfMushroom.png Cream of mushroom MushroomV3.png + DrinkMilk.png MixerNew.png N/A Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
FoodSalad.png Salad 2x LettuceLeafV2.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Requires fork
CandyCane.png Candy cane MintPlant.png + IngSugar.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low
EggNogCarton.png Egg nog 3x EggV2.png + DrinkMilk.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low
HardBoiledEggV2.png Hard-Boiled Egg EggV2.png OvenNew.png 4 seconds, low The loose cannon of foods
DeviledEggV2.png Deviled Egg HardBoiledEggV2.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A
FoodEggSalad.png Egg Salad HardBoiledEggV2.png + FoodSalad.png + CondMayo.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low
HaggisV2.png Haggis Heart.png + OnionV3.png + IngOatmeal.png OvenNew.png 9 seconds, high Och laddie, don ya ken wha U'm sayin? Works with all other internal organs, namely lungs, stomachs (as per tradition), intestines, pancreases, kidneys, spleens, appendices, and, disturbingly, eyes.
HaggisV2.png Haggass ButtV2.png + OnionV3.png + IngOatmeal.png OvenNew.png 9 seconds, high Makes you quite gassy, Scottish style. Requires a fork.
ScotchEggV2.png Scotch Eggs Slice of bread.png + EggV2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png OvenNew.png 3 seconds, high In scotland, Scotch Eggs count as a vegetable.
Pickle.png Pickle CucumberV2.png FoodProcessor.png N/A
BeeKibble.png Bee Kibble FoodYuckV2.png + FoodHoney.png + Foodwheat.png OvenNew.png 10 seconds, high For bee larva only.
BirthdayCupcake.png Birthday Cupcake BeeKibble.png + RoyalJelly.png + SmallCandle.png + IngSugar.png OvenNew.png 10 seconds, high For space bees only...or brave humans.
RefriedBeans.png Refried Beans RawBaconV2.png + 2x BeanPodV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Requires spoon.
RiceAndBeans.png Rice And Beans Ingrice.png + BeanPodV2.png OvenNew.png 10 seconds, low Requires spoon.
FriedRice.png Fried Rice Ingrice.png + EggV2.png + OnionV3.png + GarlicV3.png OvenNew.png 10 seconds, low Requires spoon.
Omurice.png Omurice Ingrice.png + EggV2.png + KetchupV2.png OvenNew.png 8 seconds, low Requires spoon.
Risotto.png Risotto Ingrice.png + ButterV2.png + OnionV3.png + GarlicV3.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, high Requires spoon.
NigiriRollPink.png / NigiriRollOrange.png / NigiriRollWhite.png Nigiri roll Riceball.png + FishFilletV2.png / SalmonFilletV2.png / WhiteFishFilletV2.png / SmallFishFilletV2.png InHand.png N/A There are different-colored variations depending on the color of fish fillet you use.
NigiriRollPink.png / NigiriRollOrange.png / NigiriRollWhite.png Nigiri roll Riceball.png + FishFilletV2.png / SalmonFilletV2.png / WhiteFishFilletV2.png / SmallFishFilletV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds low. Makes a random color nigiri roll, regardless of type of fillet used. Not correct sushi making.
OnigiriV2.png Onigiri Riceball.png + SeaweedSheetsV2.png InHand.png N/A A simplified version of how it is made in real life too, unlike...
Onigiri.png / Sushiroll.png Sushi Roll FishFilletV2.png / SalmonFilletV2.png / WhiteFishFilletV2.png / SmallFishFilletV2.png + Riceball.png + SeaweedSheetsV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds low. Use knife to slice. Also incorrect sushi making.
CustomSushiRollChopped.png / CustomSushiRoll.png Custom sushi roll SeaweedSheetsV2.png + StickyRice.png + X RollingMat.png N/A Click the rolling mat with seaweed sheet, then sticky rice, and then up to 3 food items of your choosing. Click on the mat with empty hand a couple times to roll up the mat, then click on it again to unroll it and take the sushi roll off. Use a knife to slice it into sushi rolls. Now this is correct sushi making!

Stove

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Soup! Not only does is it delicious, but it's quite good for you; the soup adds up all the healing amounts and up to 4 of the food buffs of the ingredients used. The more you put in, the more you get out!

  1. Click on the soup pot with an item to insert it as an ingredient. Go nuts!
    • You can use whatever, including things that aren't food, so long as it can go into a backpack.
      • You can't put another soup pot in the pot.
    • There is a limit on the number of things that can go in the pot, dependent on weight; essentially, you can fit in lots of tiny-size items but only a couple normal-size items.
    • The more ingredients you use, the more soup you can serve out. Be generous!
    • You can take ingredients out by click-dragging the pot onto you. This'll take out the most recently added ingredient.
  2. Click on the soup pot with a container of chemicals to pour it in as broth. Any chemicals. Up to 150 units of chemicals.
    • If at any point, you make a mistake and want to start over, you can click-drag the soup pot's sprite onto a floor tile while the pot's in your hand to recover the ingredients and pour the broth out. This also applies the turf effects of the reagents in the broth.
  3. Pick up the soup pot and click on the stove to put the pot on the stove. Use a lit welder, lighter, or similar flame source on the stove to light it. It'll start cooking for a few seconds.
  4. After it's finished, click on the stove to take the pot off.
  5. Click on the pot with a ladle to scoop up some soup, and click on a bowl with a ladle to serve it.

The resulting soup's name will be in the format "[ingredients] soup in [chemicals] broth", with the [chemicals] part displaying the three reagents with the highest volume, and you can Examine the soup pot to get a relative description of the amount of broth in the soup to the maximum volume and a similar one for ingredients. The description gets snarky if there's a lot of ingredients.

Deep Fryer

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Every food can be deep-fried, and the same applies to many other objects. In fact, pretty much anything you can think of besides containers and bulky items - experiment!

Shitty Grill

Not-actually-all-that-shitty grill that appears on John's Bus, which can be called at the Space Diner and Mining Outpost for space-based maps and the Sea Diner for ocean-based maps. Grilling is simple: click on the grill to light it up, then wait a while for it to warm up. Once it's ready, click on the grill with an item in your hand to put that item on the grill. Wait a few seconds, then click on the grill again to take it off the grill.

Like the deep fryer, just about everything that can be held in your hand can be grilled, even things that aren't food, and the resulting grilled item is edible and counts as a food item for recipes that can accept food items, but not non-foods, as a custom ingredient. Moreover, there are different grill states depending on how long the item was on the grill, and if you get the timing right, the newly grilled item can have omnizine or even enriched MSG in it. However, the time frame for a perfect grill is short and unforgiving, and it's quite easy to just burn it into a char.

Grilling in John Bill's presence will elicit helpful and/or amusing comments from him. Supposedly, there's also a super-powered version with many different functionalities in some forsaken lab somewhere. Also, you probably shouldn't leave it on and unattended without anything grilling.

Microwave

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Though rarely (if ever) used for anything, the microwave still has its place in the bar. Most people are aware of warm donk pockets, but there are also several other legacy recipes which might be of use to a barman or hungry assistants - a second unit can be found in crew quarters, and more may be deployed with the help of a mechanic.

Produced item Recipe Info
DonutV2.png Donut IngFlour.png + EggV2.png
PopcornV2.png Popcorn CornCobV2.png
Foodwaffles.png Waffles 2x IngFlour.png + 2x EggV2.png
Pie.png Custard pie 2x IngFlour.png + BananaV2.png Peel the banana first! Requires spoon.
Burger.png Burger IngFlour.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png Possible types of meat: synth, monkey, human.
Foodbrainburger.png Brainburger IngFlour.png + BrainNew.png Only a monkey or human brain will work, not synthbrains! Infects whoever eats it with kuru.
Foodassburger.png Buttburger IngFlour.png + ButtV2.png Doesn't work with synth- or cyberbutts.
Foodroburger.png Roburger IngFlour.png + RobotHead.png Recipe is limited to the standard cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with robotic transformation.
HeartburgerV2.png Heartburger IngFlour.png + Heart.png Works with human and monkey hearts. Synthetic or cyberhearts are not compatible.
MeatballV2.png Meatball HumanoidMeatV2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png Valid combination: 1x monkey + 1x human.
DonkPocketV2.png Warm donk pocket IngFlour.png + MeatballV2.png
DonkPocketV2.png Warm donk pocket DonkPocketV2.png (cold) A box of them can be found in the kitchen refrigerator. Once heated, they will stay warm for about seven minutes.

In case of an invalid or unrecognized recipe, the microwave is less forgiving than its successor. However, it's not the end of the world and both failure states can be addressed rather easily.

MicrowaveMessy.png The microwave gets covered in muck! - Get some space cleaner. Ask the janitor or simply steal one of his spray bottles.

MicrowaveBroken.png The microwave breaks! - Use a screwdriver on the unit, then a wrench.

Just like real life, putting an egg in a microwave by itself is a Bad Idea.

Prison Loaf Processor

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Certain customers may not even be able to visit the bar and enjoy your culinary delicacies. Fortunately, there is still a convenient way to deliver food to the inmates: the Lay-Z Chef Prison Food Chute. Many items (food or otherwise) are suitable components for the processor, which sends the fresh loaf directly to the brig. While you have limited control over the taste or appearance of said loaf, there is actually more to it than meets the eye. It might be worthwhile to experiment with the amount and composition of the ingredients!

If a loaf is simply too much to eat, using a welder on the processor toggles it into nugget mode! Freshly made nuggets of food will be extruded and portioned out to the prisoners, perfect for some fast grub.

Icon Level Name Comments Notes
Prisionloaf base.png 1 Prison loaf A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible.
Prisionloaf base.png 2 Dense prison loaf The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today.
Prisionloaf base.png 3 Extra-dense prison loaf Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else.
Prisonloaf supercompressed.gif 4 Super-compressed prison loaf Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god.
Prisionloaf fissile.gif 5 Fissile loaf There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat. Throw it and watch what happens.
JPfru.gif 6 Fusion loaf Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within?
PrisonloafNeutron.gif 7 Neutron loaf Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons.
Prisonloaf quark.gif 8 Quark loaf This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy. You can bash through reinforced walls with this.
Prisonloaf degenerate.gif 9 Degenerate loaf You should probably call a physicist.
Prisonloaf strangelet.gif 10 Strangelet loaf You should probably call a priest. Flies around at random, destroying whatever it hits and heavily damaging players it bashes into.
Prisonloaf EinsteinRosen.gif 11 Einstein-rosen loaf A hypothetical feature of loaf-spacetime. It could in theory be used to open a bridge between one point in space-time to another point in loaf-spacetime, if one had the machine required ... Can be used to make a material that causes whatever it's made out of to float.

Animal Slaughter

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Knives can be used on dead critters to slaughter their bodies. This will in most cases instantly produce several pieces of meat bearing the creature's name, which you can use for cooking.

Monkeys are a mob, so they require you to either put them on a meatspike, or shove them in the gibber.

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