Vending Machines
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Space Station 13 is stocked all sorts of different vending machines, which are also sometimes called vendors. These automated shopkeepers dispense everything from soda to monkeys, sometimes for free, sometimes for a price. Some are locked to certain access levels by default; others are publicly accessible. This page contains a list of all the different vending machines you can find on the station/ship and describes various mechanics associated with vending machines.
This page does not cover the Fishing Supplies Vendor, Security Weapons Vendor, and Syndicate Weapons Vendor. These may all look like vending machines, but they are actually their own separate thing, and some of the mechanics described here do not apply to them (e.g. they cannot be hacked, they have infinite stock, so they have no restock cartridges, etc.)
General Mechanics
- Some vendors require you to pay money to dispense items; you pay up by either inserting physical cash or swiping your ID card. (Spacebux is not used for vending machines.) The AI(s) and cyborgs do not have to worry about this.
- You can click-drag a vendor's sprite onto a tile or object's sprite change its output target. If you want it to automatically insert items into a crate, you can click-drag its sprite onto the crate's. If you want it to put items on the tile you're on instead of the tile the machine's on, so you don't have to pick up each individual item, you can click-drag its sprite onto your tile.
- Vending machines can be hacked by manipulating the wires.
- When people say a machine's been hacked, they usually mean it's been hacked to unlock some hidden items it normally doesn't sell; when hacked this way, the in-game hacking UI states the vendor inventory has been "expanded".
- You can also hack it to disable any access locks (which also disables AI's ability to use it), electrify the user, and/or throw items at people, which kinda hurts, but hey, free item!
- The AI can remotely pulse wires on a machine, so they can hack in some functions without needing physical tools. They can't remotely cut wires though.
- You can change a vendor's access requirements using the AccessPro.
- Attacking a vending machine may cause it to tip over, resulting in huge BRUTE and a long stun. Shooting a machine and throwing someone into it can also tip it over.
- If a machine's fallen over due to the above, it can be turned back upright by clicking on it with a crowbar.
- Vending machines are compatible with MechComp.
- Vending machines have limited stock. If it runs out, you might want to refill it with a restock cartridge.
- Ion storms may mess with vending machine settings.
Restock Cartridges
A tiny little cartridge for restocking a particular vending machine. When used on a vending machine, it refills all of the items to their original amounts. This includes any hacked/hidden items, with exception of the security ammo restock cartridge for the AmmoTech; that cartridge does not restock the machine's buckshot.
Most, but not all, vending machines have an associated restock cartridge. The ones that don't are:
- Deus Ex Machina
- JaniTech
- Pizza vending machine
- Zoldorf
In addition, some vending machines do have restock cartridges, but there's no way to obtain them.
Publicly-Available Vendors
Books4u
Sells books, both fiction and non-fiction. Some are in-character guides to various jobs (not every job book is available) while others are simply stories for entertainment. It is usually found in some sort of publicly-accessible area, telling prospective customers, "Read a book today!", "Educate thyself!", and "Book Club meeting in the Chapel, every Thursday!"
Icon | Quantity | Item | Price | Hidden item? |
---|---|---|---|---|
2 | 'Generator Startup Procedure' | 30 | No | |
2 | To Serve Man | 30 | No | |
2 | DWAINE for Dummies | 30 | No | |
2 | The Buddy Book | 30 | No | |
2 | The Helpful Hydroponics Handbook | 30 | No | |
2 | Bee Exposition Extravaganza | 30 | No | |
2 | Creature Conspectus Original Edition | 30 | No | |
2 | H-87 Cloning Apparatus Manual | 30 | No | |
2 | Pharmacopia | 30 | No | |
2 | Mineralogy 101 | 30 | No | |
2 | Your Player Piano and You | 30 | No | |
2 | Stations and Syndicates 9th Edition Rulebook | 30 | No | |
2 | Creature Conspectus Revised Edition | 30 | No | |
2 | AI Programming 101 | 30 | No | |
2 | Captaining 101 | 30 | No | |
2 | Dealing With Cloneliness | 30 | No | |
2 | Elective Prosthetics for Dummies | 30 | No | |
2 | Fun Facts About Shelterfrogs | 30 | No | |
2 | Thermo-electric Power Generation | 30 | No | |
1 | The Trial of Heisenbee | 30 | Yes | |
1 | Critter Compendium | 30 | Yes | |
1 | A SYNDICATE'S GUIDE TO DOING YOUR FUCKING JOB | 30 | Yes |
Cap'n Bubs' Booze-O-Mat
- Main article: Foods and Drinks#Cap'n Bubs' Booze-O-Mat
Contains booze and booze accessories for bar-tending. Drink up!
Cigarette Machine
A vendor that sells cigarettes and all other things related to smoking, cheerfully advertising its wares with slogans like "Space cigs taste good like a cigarette should!", "I'd rather toolbox than switch.", "Don't believe the reports - smoke today!", and, of course, "Smoke!" Often found near the Bar (sometimes even within it).
Icon | Quantity | Item | Price | Hidden item? |
---|---|---|---|---|
20 | Cigarette packet (6 standard cigarettes) | 30 | No | |
10 | Nicotine-free cigarette packet (6 nicotine-free/capsaicin cigarettes) | 30 | No | |
10 | Menthol cigarette packet (6 menthol cigarettes) | 30 | No | |
10 | Packet of Pro Puffs (6....mostly safe chemical-laced cigarettes) | 60 | No | |
10 | Discount Dan's Last-Ditch Doinks (6 surprisingly safe cigarillos) | 60 | No | |
1 | Cigar box (6 regular cigars) | 300 | No | |
10 | Matchbook (6 matches) | 7 | No | |
5 | Zippo lighter | 30 | No | |
5 | Ashtray | 30 | No | |
10 | E-cigarette | 150 | No | |
20 | E-cigarette refill cartridge | 60 | No | |
5 | Box of nicotine patches (5 patches, 10 units of nicotine each) | 60 | No | |
20 | Paper | 15 | No | |
1-6 | Igniter | 30 | Yes | |
1 | Odd cigarette packet (6 cigs laced ANY chemical in the game. Only a 50% chance of appearing.) | 420 | Yes | |
6-9 | Juicer Schweet's Rowdy 'Rillos (6 cigarillos usually laced with drugs.) | 69 | Yes |
Coffee Machine
The coffee machine sells coffee and other hot drinks, most notably chicken soup, an easily accessible cure for food poisoning. It can often be found in the station's/ship's hallways and other public areas.
Icon | Quantity | Item | Price | Hidden item? |
---|---|---|---|---|
25 | Robust coffee (30 units of coffee) | 30 | No | |
10 | Tea (50 units of tea) | 30 | No | |
10 | Happy Elf Hot Chocolate (45 units of chocolate...usually) | 30 | No | |
10 | Yerba Mate Packet (One of three components for yerba mate) | 50 | No | |
10 | Chicken soup (30 units of chicken soup) | 60 | No | |
10 | Weight-loss shake (5 units of chocolate and 30 units of lipolicide) | 150 | No | |
3 | Mate gourd (One of three components for yerba mate) | 200 | No | |
10 | Creaca's Fruit Milk | 30 | No | |
10 | Wired Dan's Kafe Kick (sometimes labeled "Wired Dan's Chilled Covfefe" instead) | 300 | Yes | |
1-6 | Space cola | 30 | Yes |
GardenGear
- Main article: Guide to Botany#GardenGear
Dispenses farming and ranching supplies for Botanists and Ranchers.
JaniTech
- Main article: Janitor#JaniTech
Contains cleaning supplies for the Janitors.
MagiVend
- Main article: Wizard#MagiVend
Stores extra wizard hats, wizard robes, and wizard staves for, who else, wizards.
MechComp Dispenser
- Main article: Engineering Objects#MechComp Dispenser
Contains parts and components for Goonstation's MechComp system.
Oxygen Vending Machine
Because if people are already selling water, the logical step is selling air, right? This vending machine will replace your air tanks with a set amount pure O2 -- provided you have the cash, of course. Cost of fill-up depends on both the amount of O2 you want and the size of the container.
Public MiniMed
This public vending machine sells basic medical supplies. A few of these can be found all across the station, and they can be easily recognized by their wide range of darkly comedic slogans, such as "Now 80% sterilized!". Despite what the line "ERROR: Item "Stimpack" not found!" implies, these things never sell stimpacks of any kind. Likewise with "Please contact your insurance provider for details on reduced payment options for this machine!": it is not possible to get discounted prices in-game. The full list of lines, including ones already mentioned, is shown below:
- "Address all complaints about Public MiniMed services to FILE NOT FOUND for a swift response."
- "Are you or a loved one currently dying? Consider Discount Dan's burial solutions!"
- "ERROR: Item "Stimpack" not found!"
- "ERROR: OUT OF COFFEE!" (appears only if it has no Robust Coffee when hacked)
- "It pays to be safe!"
- "It's safest to pay!"
- "Now 80% sterilized!"
- "Please contact your insurance provider for details on reduced payment options for this machine!"
- "Please, be considerate! Do not block access to the machine with your bloodied carcass."
- "There is a 1000 credit fine for bleeding on this machine."
- "We've gone green! Now using 100% recycled materials!"
When hacked, it offers more unusual fare, alongside some Robust Coffee for weary souls. If it's screaming "ERROR: OUT OF COFFEE!" though, that means hacking it won't unlock any of said coffee.
Icon | Quantity | Item | Price | Hidden item? |
---|---|---|---|---|
5 | Healing mini-patch | 60 | No | |
5 | Burn mini-patch | 60 | No | |
5 | Epinephrine pill | 100 | No | |
5 | Analgesic pill | 60 | No | |
5 | Menthol pill | 60 | No | |
5 | emergency auto-injector (charcoal) | 60 | No | |
2 | emergency auto-injector (diphenhydramine) | 60 | No | |
2 | emergency auto-injector (spaceacillin) | 150 | No | |
2 | ampoule (smelling salts) | 60 | No | |
2 | Health analyzer | 75 | No | |
5 | Bandages | 30 | No | |
5 | Sterile mask | 30 | No | |
5 | Latex gloves | 30 | No | |
0-2 | Health Analyzer Upgrade | 75 | Yes | |
0-5 | Skin soothing ultra-damage repair mini-patch (15u of synthflesh) | 75 | Yes | |
1 | Medi-Vape | 300 | Yes | |
2-5 | Bath bomb | 300 | Yes | |
1 | Bath salts pill (Has only a 5% chance to appear, 10u of bath salts) | 300 | Yes | |
1-5 | Robust Coffee (15% chance to appear) | 30 | Yes |
Snack Machine
Will happily sell you a ton of low quality food, as well as an array of Discount Dan's products of debatable healthiness, but of an amazing taste and at an affordable price.
Name | Price (in credits) | Available items | Hidden item? |
Notes |
---|---|---|---|---|
Chocolate bar | 6 | 10 | No | Just a chocolate bar. |
Chips | 8 | 10 | No | A bag of chips, nothing unusual. |
Donut | 15 | 10 | No | A donut, like those in security. Best eaten with a coffee. |
Fries | 20 | 10 | No | A normal bag of french fries. |
Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles | 15 | 10 | No | No, it's not a typo. And no, you shouldn't eat this, unless you want to wake up in the medbay with a handful of deadly chemicals inside of you. Sometimes even infects you with Kuru, nice! |
Discuento Danito's Burritos | 15 | 10 | No | About twice less deadly than the Noodles. |
Popsicle | 15 | 10 | No | A single popsicle. |
Package of plastic silverware | 12 | 10 | No | A package of somewhat clean plastic silverware. |
Plastic fork | 12 | 10 | No | A plastic fork, like the one you can find in the package. |
Plastic knife | 12 | 10 | No | A plastic knife, like the one you can find in the package. |
Plastic spoon | 12 | 10 | No | A plastic spoon, like the one you can find in the package. |
Hungry Dan's Self-Microwaving meal | 20 | 10 | No | Yet another food you probably shouldn't eat. |
Syndicate Apparel
The Syndicate Apparel vending machine in the Listening Post dispenses sinister red and black space-fearing gear and storage items, plus snazzy boots and turtlenecks. While most of this clothing is intended for Syndicate agents, even non-Syndicate members can use this vendor, as there is no access lock. C.A.R.L., who is often situated near this machine, sells the cartridges for restocking this.
Icon | Quantity | Item | Price | Hidden item? |
---|---|---|---|---|
4 | Tactical turtleneck | 0 | No | |
2 | Red space helmet | 0 | No | |
2 | Syndicate space suit | 0 | No | |
2 | Jetpack (oxygen) | 0 | No | |
2 | SWAT mask | 1200 | No | |
2 | Military PDA (no cartridge) | 600 | No | |
4 | Fingerless gloves | 0 | No | |
4 | Black gloves | 0 | No | |
4 | Military boots | 0 | No | |
1 | Syndicate backpack | 0 | No | |
1 | Syndicate Satchel | 0 | No | |
1 | Syndicate tactical espionage belt pack (5 slots) | 0 | No |
Vendomat
Filled with materials that absolutely will be used to create bombs. The game considers this the "standard" vendor, which is why its vendor restock cartridge is labeled "standard restock cartridge". Typically found in Tool Storage and various miscellaneous maintenance areas.
Icon | Quantity | Item | Hidden item? |
---|---|---|---|
8 | Proximity sensor | No | |
8 | Igniter | No | |
8 | Remote signaler | No | |
1 | Wirecutters | No | |
8 | Timer | No | |
3 | Atmospherics analyzer upgrade | No | |
5 | Pressure crystal | No | |
2 | Pressure sensor | No | |
1-6 | Flashlight | Yes |
Toxins Vendomat
A special Vendomat (in fact, it just goes by "Vendomat" in-game) found in Plasma Research that has more items and a slightly wider range of products. However, it does not provide flashlights when hacked. Like the standard version, it does not have any access locks and is restocked with the "standard restock cartridge".
Icon | Quantity | Item | Hidden item? |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Proximity sensor | No | |
10 | Igniter | No | |
10 | Remote signaler | No | |
1 | Wirecutters | No | |
10 | Timer | No | |
2 | Atmospherics analyzer (No upgrades) | No | |
3 | Atmospherics analyzer upgrade | No | |
8 | Pressure crystal | No | |
2 | Pressure sensor | No |
ID-Locked Vendors
AmmoTech
- Main article: Security Objects#AmmoTech
Ammo for weapons in the armory, access-locked to the Head of Security by default.
Catering Apparel
- Main article: Foods and Drinks#Catering Apparel
Costumes and spare clothing for the Chef, the Bartender, and anyone else with Bar and/or Kitchen access.
Engineering Apparel
- Main article: Engineering Objects#Engineering Apparel
Clothes and protective equipment for Engineers and other people with Engineering access.
FoodTech
- Main article: Foods and Drinks#Food
Ingredients, utensils, and other culinary necessities. Designed for the Chef, but anyone with Kitchen access can use it.
IgniChem
The IgniChem vends glassware and other tools for working with chemicals. Contrary to the Examine text, it does not offer any chemical precursors. However, it is indeed "ID-selective". By default, only people with Chemical Lab access can use it, which includes science personnel like the Research Director, Scientists, and Research Trainees, as well as the Head of Security, Security Officers, the Head of Personnel, and, of course, the Captain. When hacked, it can also provide street stimulant pills, ???/"cyberpunk" drugs filled with all sorts of adulterants, and a bottle of nasty poison.
Currently, this is only found on Atlas.
Icon | Quantity | Item | Hidden item? |
---|---|---|---|
2 | Mechanical dropper | No | |
5 | Dropper | No | |
15 | Beaker (50 unit version) | No | |
10 | Large beaker | No | |
3 | Chemical condenser | No | |
1 | Fractional condenser | No | |
2 | Bunsen burner | No | |
10 | Beaker lid | No | |
5 | Syringe | No | |
5 | Reagent scanner | No | |
1 | Cytotoxin bottle (30 units of cytotoxin) | Yes | |
1 | Pill bottle (???) (5 pills with semi-randomized contents) | Yes | |
1-6 | Crank pill (10 units of crank in each) | Yes |
Medical Apparel
- Main article: Medical Objects#Medical Apparel
Clothing for people with Medical access, e.g. Medical Doctors, Roboticists, Geneticists, etc. Also contains a bit of personal protective equipment.
NanoMed Plus
By default, the NanoMed Plus is accessible by anyone with Medical Equipment clearance and can be found throughout Medbay and in the Medical Booths (if applicable). It offers a wide selection of medicines, mostly in bottle form, i.e. you'll need to transfer them to a syringe or hypospray before you can administer them. It is also a reliable source of health analyzer upgrades and dispenses refill packs for auto-menders. Hacking it unlocks some non-medical chems, including pancuronium, a potent knockout chem, and sulfonal, a combination poison and knockout drug.
Icon | Quantity | Item | Price | Hidden item? |
---|---|---|---|---|
10 | Styptic powder patch (30 units of styptic powder) | 0 | No | |
10 | Silver sulfadiazine patch (30 units of silver sulfadiazine) | 0 | No | |
10 | Brute auto-mender refill cartridge (200 units of styptic powder) | 0 | No | |
10 | Burn auto-mender refill cartridge (200 units of silver sulfadiazine) | 0 | No | |
10 | Syringe (empty) | 0 | No | |
3 | Bottle (diphenhydramine) (30 units of diphenhydramine) | 0 | No | |
3 | Bottle (atropine) (30 units of atropine) | 0 | No | |
3 | Bottle (calomel) (30 units of calomel) | 0 | No | |
5 | Bottle (charcoal) (30 units of charcoal) | 0 | No | |
5 | Bottle (epinephrine) (30 units of epinephrine) | 0 | No | |
3 | Bottle (filgrastim) (30 units of filgrastim) | 0 | No | |
3 | Bottle (heparin) (30 units of heparin) | 0 | No | |
3 | Bottle (insulin) (30 units of insulin) | 0 | No | |
4 | Bottle (morphine) (30 units of morphine) | 0 | No | |
3 | Bottle (oculine) (30 units of oculine) | 0 | No | |
3 | Bottle (potassium iodide) (30 units of potassium iodide) | 0 | No | |
3 | Bottle (proconvertin) (30 units of proconvertin) | 0 | No | |
4 | Bottle (salicylic acid) (30 units of salicylic acid) | 0 | No | |
5 | Bottle (saline-glucose) (30 units of saline-glucose solution) | 0 | No | |
4 | Bottle (synaptizine) (30 units of synaptizine) | 0 | No | |
3 | Bottle (spaceacillin) (30 units of spaceacillin) | 0 | No | |
3 | Bottle (robustissin) (30 units of robustissin) | 0 | No | |
8 | Mannitol pill (20 units of mannitol) | 0 | No | |
5 | Mutadone pill (20 units of mutadone) | 0 | No | |
8 | Salbutamol pill (20 units of salbutamol) | 0 | No | |
8 | Space ipecac pill (5 units of space ipecac) | 0 | No | |
5 | ampoule (smelling salts) (5u of ammonium bicarbonate) | 0 | No | |
5 | Bandages | 0 | No | |
5 | Health analyzer (no upgrades) | 0 | No | |
5 | Health analyzer upgrade | 0 | No | |
5 | Health analyzer organ scan upgrade | 0 | No | |
2 | Surgical Textbook | 0 | No | |
1 | Genetic analyzer | 0 | No | |
1-2 | Sulfonal bottle (30 units of sulfonal) | 0 | Yes | |
1 | Pancuronium bottle (30 units of pancuronium) | 0 | Yes | |
1-6 | Blotter (Patch with 20 units of LSD) | 0 | Yes | |
1 | Medi-Vape | 400 | Yes | |
7-13 | Discount Dan's Bath Bomb | 100 | Yes |
Research Apparel
- Main article: Science Objects#Research Apparel
Clothing and protective equipment for Scientists and other people blinded by science. Access-locked to Research Sector access.
SecTech
- Main article: Security Objects#SecTech
Basic security gear for people with basic Security access.
Security Apparel
- Main article: Security Objects#Security Apparel
Spare outfits and alternate uniforms for Security Officers, the Head of Security, and anyone else with Security access. Sometimes the redshirts aren't wearing actual red shirts!
Objects and Items | |
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Equipment by Department |
General · Janitor · Engineering · Mining · Medical · Science · Security |
Machinery | Pods · Vehicles · Computers · Fabricators & Manufacturers · PDAs · Implants |
Clothing | Clothing |
Catering | Plants & Hydro Equipment · Foods & Drinks |
Weapons | Syndicate Items · Guns · Grenades · Bombs |