Dealing With Cloneliness

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Dealing With Cloneliness

A Collection of Posthumous Haiku from Genetics

Staring at my screen
Diligently researching
Perfect changeling snack

Three geneticists
Only two consoles, two chairs
Life is so cruel

Corpse pile at cloner
Miasma fills Medbay hall
Someone handle that?

Life’s work completed
Biomass becomes liquid
Where did my lung go?

Nuke has been planted
Operatives in Medbay
Help! Broken window!

Test subject needed
Lead monkey into scanner
Forgot the blindfold

A productive shift
Unstoppable superman
Mutadone vape clouds

Gamma ray exposed
Walls smashed and tables crumpled
Who needs all access?

The Clown volunteers
Chameleon potential
Please God have mercy

Shift abruptly ends
My tunnel vision subsides
Wait, there was a blob?

Shift on RP Server
Trusty Food Synthesizer
Never leave office

Rising flood waters
Air pressure dropping quickly
Glued to my console

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