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Food is what you eat. Drinks are what you drink. Here is a comprehensive (but still incomplete) list of items and recipes for the chef to utilize and the crew to enjoy. Just remember that side-effects are by no means unknown or uncommon.

On the RP Servers, letting hunger and thirst motives get too low reduces your maximum health and maximum stamina regeneration, respectively.

Snacks

Icon Name Available from Info Effects
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Donut Vendor, kitchen All donuts give double the HP recovery to Security personnel, namely the Head of Security, the Nanotrasen Security Operative, the Detective, Security Officers, Security Assistants, and Part-Time Vice Officers. Security even starts with a couple of full boxes around, that can be picked up for on-the-go donut carrying by click-dragging the box to your sprite. <Insert Joke> Energized
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Robust donut Sec weapons vendor In addition to doubled healing for Sec personnel like regular donuts, contains 12 units of sugar, 12u of epinephrine, and 12u of synaptizine. You can also take more bites out of it. Energized
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Chips Vendor The bag adds to the crunch! Sturdy
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Candy Vendor Nondescript chocolate from an equally nondescript company. Comes with no razor inside usually...Don't take candy from strange barbers. None
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Fries Vendor, kitchen French fries from a vending machine! Delicious! None
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Popsicle Vendor, kitchen Comes in 7 amazing flavors! Eating one yields a popsicle stick, naturally. Cold
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Popcorn Kitchen Unsalted with no butter. Night Vision
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Onion chips Kitchen Chips made from onions. Don't judge. Bad Breath
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Nougat bar Kitchen Chock full of nougat. None
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Granola bar Kitchen A honey and oat based snack. Refreshed+
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Cookie tin Kitchen Contains 7x butter cookies. Sadly, the tin itself is inedible. N/A
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Popsicle Box Refrigerator Contains 7x popsicles! N/A
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Hetz' Cup Kitchen Must be unwrapped before being eaten. None
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Candy apple Kitchen A delectable and possibly spooky treat. Energized
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Candy cane Kitchen Festive! Energized
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Yoghurt Kitchen Requires spoon. A frozen variant can be from a certain jolly man. None
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Pickle Kitchen A reminder of all the pickle jars that the crew smashed. Don't trust pickles you find in the trash. None.
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Swedish Fisk Kitchen Contains swedium. Bork Bork Bork! None
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Extravagant Chocolate Gateau Kitchen A very fancy cake that the chef couldn't have cooked. Energized and Cold
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Chinese takeout carton Quartermaster A carton full of delicious Space Chinese food. The character depicted is half the expression for "China". 没有
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Candy heart Quartermaster Flavored chalk with inscriptions such as "Robust Me" and "Love Transfer Valve". 10 in every box! None
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Peach ring Quartermaster,GTM Contains a tiny bit of peach juice. None
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Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel GTMs Contains strawberry juice, vanilla, and three random miscellaenous reagents! Energized
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Cinnamon sugar donut GTMs Absolutely chockful of sugar. Energized
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Little Danny's Snack Cake Hacked FoodTech Comes in many colors and with bad grease, VHFCS, "flavoring", and occasionally just poison. Sweaty
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Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf Abandoned crates, most Listening Posts A regular snack cake that's most definitely not trying to be a Twinkie. Sweaty
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Descuento Danito's Burritos Snacks Vendor Available in many different flavours. Comes with an integral heating mechanism. May contain a golden ticket. Sweaty
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Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles Snacks Vendor Literally poison. Also equipped with a heater. N/A
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Hungry Dan's TV Dinners Snacks Vendor Yum. Also equipped with a heater. Max Health Increased+
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Lollipop Medbay A healthy snack containing a small amount of medicine, such as charcoal or saline. None
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'Hole Zone Layer' Caramel Creme Goodybags 'Hole Zone Layer' caramel cremes are surprisingly delicious! (And very sugary.) Energized
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Candy corn Goodybags Disappointing. Gives you loads of sugar and bad oil to rub it in. Sweaty
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-1 Bar Food synthesizers Possibly healthy. Sweaty
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Farty Snott's Every Flavour Beans Wizard's Den, Trench Contains random reagents that cannot be extracted. More at Wizard. None
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Yellow cake RD Office Contains uranium. Safe and delicious! None
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Pope Crunch Crew quarters Extremely crunchy! Might have a "prize" instead if you eat it from a bowl. Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl. None
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Roach Puffs Oshan Kitchen maint Can also be directly eaten or mixed with milk in a bowl. But there's no chocolate in it... None
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Shredded Syndies GTM, Ocean Listening Post Eat directly from the box or in a bowl. Fortified with atropine & space drugs. None
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Telecrystal Mining Surprisingly edible! Has a variety of effects. None?
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Viscerite Mining Also surprisingly edible! Contains a good chunk of synthflesh, but watch out for the other stuff in there... None?
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Flockburger Debris Field/Oshan station level merchant Turns out that a glass sandwich is made of silicon, radium, and limeade. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
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Weird cheese Mining Outpost, chemistry Too rotten to be used in food and chockful of weird decay products. Sweaty and Bad Breath
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Funny-looking can Abandoned derelict Is surströmming. For Swedes, makes a delightful dish. For non-Swedes, induces a wide range of gross-out effects, most of which involve stuns and vomiting, with a very rare chance to puke out a heart or become extra stinky. Bad Breath
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Zongzi Spacebux lunchboxes Space Chinese snack currently found only in lunchboxes purchased through Spacebux. Click on it in-hand to unwrap it. Healing Over Time (All) and Energized+
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Apple Hydroponics The Medical department's most hated fruit. Cold and Refreshed
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Banana Hydroponics Peel it first! Cold and Refreshed
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Orange Hydroponics A bitter citrus based fruit. Cold and Refreshed
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Lemon Hydroponics A sour citrus based fruit. Perfect for decorating drinks. Cold and Refreshed
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Lime Hydroponics An extra sour citrus based fruit. Perfect for decorating drinks. Cold and Refreshed
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Strawberry Hydroponics Neither straw nor berry. Cold and Refreshed
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Avocado Hydroponics Still good since 8000 B.C.E. Cold and Refreshed
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Grapes Hydroponics Comes in two colors: Green and not green. Cold and Refreshed
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Raspberry Hydroponics Tart and summery. Cold and Refreshed
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Blackberry Hydroponics Tart, summery, and would stain your teeth if you could see them. Cold and Refreshed
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Blue Raspberry Hydroponics Tart, summery, and very unnaturally blue. Cold and Refreshed
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Melon slice Hydroponics Slice a watermelon with something sharp to get six of these. Cold and Refreshed
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Honey Hydroponics Produced by space bees. Taste may vary, depending on the plant that provided the nectar. None
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Carrot Hydroponics Good for your eyes. Night Vision and Refreshed
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Slurryfruit Hydroponics Poisonous! None
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Eggplant Hydroponics Has a chance to be censored. None
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Coconut meat Hydroponics Break open a coconut for a few of these and a handy cup. Cold and Refreshed
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Pineapple slice Hydroponics No salt needed. Cut a pineapple to get one of these. Must be kept away from pizza at all costs. Cold and Refreshed
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Bamboo shoot Hydroponics Slice a bamboo stalk to get one of these. Cold and Cleanse
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????? Incompetent chef Contains ???? (reagent). The result of a bad recipe, probably shouldn't eat this... None
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Smoldering Mess Incompetent chef Also contains ????. The result of overcooking something. None
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Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods Incompetent(?) chef Contains ???? as well. Result of leaving something in the fryer for too long. Warm
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Orange Goop Leaker plant Contains 20 units of ???? (aka "yuck") and 10 units of oil. Sweaty, Bad Breath

Drinks

Icon Name Type Available from Info
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Booze-O-Mat N/A Bar Dispenses booze and cocktail accessories. Doesn't have any ID restrictions.
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Space beer Alcohol Bar
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Fancy beer Alcohol Bar Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains beer plus a number of random chemicals.
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Cider Alcohol Bar
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Mead Alcohol Bar
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Wine Alcohol Bar
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Hobo wine Alcohol ??? Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains wine plus a number of random chemicals.
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Vodka Alcohol Bar
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Gin Alcohol Bar
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Tequila Alcohol Bar
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Champagne Alcohol Bar Hit pods, segways or other vehicles with the Harm intent to rename them.
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Rum Alcohol Bar Spaced rum bottles also contain yobihodazine.
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Bo Jack Daniel's Alcohol Bar A real man's drink!
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Stinkeye's Special Reserve Alcohol ??? A favourite of captains everywhere.
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Curacao Liqueur Alcohol Alcohol Resupply Crate, Trench Contains, well, curacao, a fairly strong cocktail ingredient with unique drunktalk lines.
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Cristal Champagne Alcohol Manta Bar Contains, well, champagne. Can be used to rename vehicles in the same way as the regular version.
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Egg nog Other Bar, kitchen
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Creaca's Space Milk Other Kitchen Contains 50 units of, well, milk.
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Mootimer's Calcium Drink Other Kitchen As expected, contains 50 units of milk.
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Space cola Soda Vendor, kitchen Normalizes tempature and decays into sugar.
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Fancy cola Soda Vendor Sold, confusingly, as just "space cola". Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains 20 units of cola, 10 u of VHFCS, and 10 u of a random drink, such as ginger ale or strawberry milk.
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Decirprevo Bottled Water Other Vendor
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Robust-Eez Soda Vendor Contains methamphetamine.
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Grife-O Soda Vendor A little radioactive. That's because it contains space dust.
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Dr. Pubber Soda Vendor Contains morphine and haloperidol.
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Grones Soda Soda Vendor Comes in random flavours.
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Spooky Dan's Soda Vendor Two flavours on offer. Neither are industrial runoff, nope!
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Orange-Aid Soda Vendor Contains oculine.
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Lime-Aid Other Vendor Contains antihol.
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Soft Soft Pizza Other Hacked Vendor Contains liquid pizza... What?
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Robust Coffee Other Vendor Contains addictive coffee which helps against stuns.
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Happy Elf Hot Chocolate Other Vendor
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Chicken Soup Other Vendor Can cure minor diseases.
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Weight-Loss Shake Other Vendor Contains lipolicide.
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Tea Other Vendor
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Wired Dan's Kafe Kick Other Hacked Vendor A daily fix of drugs and poison, diluted with water. Banned by the Space FDA.
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Delightful Dan's Ginger Ale Other GTM Contains, as expected, ginger ale.
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Delightful Dan's Peachy Punch Other GTM Contains peach juice.
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Drowsy Dan's Terrific Tonic Other GTM Contains 25 units of lemonade... and 25 units of ether.
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2010 Vintage Other... Courtroom Contains finely aged...piss.
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Mugwort tea Other Wizard's Den A bitter tea with magical protective properties. Heals wizards.
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Brotein Shake - Dragon Balls Other Josh, QM Trader Contains energy drink.

Drink Recipes

A Bartender's job also isn't complete unless you know how to make people drunk off fancy recipes and how to present your creations properly. To that end, you can add umbrellas, wedges and other doodads to a variety of fancy drinking glasses and craft an absolute myriad of cocktails, so you go beyond just serving plain ethanol.

Most of these drinks can be made just with just the dispenser, but not all of them. For drinks with coffee, it's best it get coffee from the coffee machines (the green-colored vending machines) rather than fool around with the espresso machine. Drinks with sugar need sugar from the chemical or soda dispensers, not the sugar used by the Chef. For drinks with more exotic ingredients, you may need the chem dispenser (which is usually right near the alcohol and soda dispenser) and a beaker, since the chem dispenser doesn't accept drinkware. Luckily, there's usually a large one around right on top of it, and your glass recycler can make beakers.

Alcoholic Cocktails

Fancycocktailsv2.png All the drinks listed below create ethanol in the drinker. It is important to note that the ethanol is created as the person metabolizes the drink (represented as the drink "decaying", or decreasing in volume, inside of them, which you can observe by taking readings of them with a reagent scanner), rather than happening on ingestion, so the effects of ethanol come gradually rather than instantaneously.

Ethanol has a variety of effects, but the gist of it is that just a little bit of ethanol (as in, less than 15 units) won't hurt you, but past that you start getting the bad effects like slurred speech and confused movement, and those only amplify with more ethanol. Once 40 units are inside you, that's when you might start suffering liver damage, and if you hit triple digits, alcohol poisoning kicks it. (Notice how the effects are based on absolute amount of ethanol in the person rather than amount per unit of blood like in real life.)

Different cocktails also decay into different amounts of ethanol, allowing you a little control over just how fast and how far your customers get rip-roaring drunk. Every four seconds, the drink decays into the amount of ethanol listed, times a special number. This special number, called a multiplier, is usually two, but it can change depending on server load. So, if a drink has, say, 0.3 listed for the Ethanol column, it'll decay into 0.6 units of ethanol every four seconds, give or take a bit.

Item Icon Eth. Recipe Info
Screwdriver
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0 .25 Vodka + Orange juice Screws/unscrews stuff when poured onto something, like the other screwdriver.
Sex on the Beach
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0 .1 Screwdriver + Cranberry juice Farts upon synthesis. Don't question it.
Lemon Drop
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0 .3 Vodka + Orange Juice + Lemon Juice + Simple Syrup

OR

Screwdriver + Lemon Juice + Simple Syrup
Vodka Gimlet
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0 .25 Vodka + Lime juice
Cosmopolitan
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0 .1 Vodka Gimlet + Cranberry juice
Bloody Mary
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0 .25 Vodka + Tomato juice
Bloody Scary
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0 .3 Vodka + Changeling blood
Vodka Martini
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0 .3 Vodka + Vermouth
Vodka Tonic
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0 .25 Vodka + Tonic water
Phil Collins
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0 .3 Vodka Tonic + Lemonade
Mind Eraser
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0 .3 Vodka Tonic + Robust Coffee
Black Russian
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0 .15 Vodka + Robust Coffee

OR

Vodka + Espresso
White Russian
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0 .3 Black Russian + Milk
Espresso Martini
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0 .1 Vodka + Chocolate + Sugar + Espresso
Suicider
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1 Vodka + Cider + Epinephrine + Welding fuel Can also be extracted or distilled from omega weed.
Murdini
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1 .1 Martini + Apple juice + Suicider
Appletini
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0 .3 Vodka + Cider + Apple Juice
Port
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0 .2 Vodka + Wine + Sugar + Iron Has a chance to teleport you at random.
Crème de Menthe
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0 .4 Vodka + Sugar + Mint
Grasshopper
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0 .2 Crème de Menthe + Vanilla + Chocolate Turns you into a roachperson for an amount of time proportionate to how long it was in your system.
Peach Schnapps
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0 .25 Vodka + Peach Juice Rarely, decays into VHFCS.
Moscow Mule
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0 .15 Vodka + Ginger Ale + Lime juice
Blue Lagoon
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0 .1 Vodka + Curacao + Lemonade
Sea Breeze
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0 .2 Vodka + Cranberry Juice + Grapefruit juice
Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier
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0 .1 Beer + Nanomachines Can also be distilled from roburgers and cheeseborgers. Do not drink while operating a vehicle.
Snakebite
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0 .15 Beer + Cider
Diesel
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0 .25 Snakebite + Cranberry juice
Radler
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0 .1 Beer + Lemonade
Michelada
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0 .1 Beer + Tomato Juice + Capsaicin Doots on creation. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
BOOrbon
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0 .6 Bourbon + Ectoplasm Makes a spooky sound upon mixing.
Whiskey Sour
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0 .2 Bourbon + Lemonade
Manhattan
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0 .3 Bourbon + Vermouth + Bitters
Hunchback
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0 .1 Bourbon + Cola + Tomato juice See Chemicals.
Duck Fart
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0 .6 Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Milk
Irish Coffee
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0 .1 Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Sugar + Milk Try putting in sugar first so you don't accidentally make Duck Fart.
Old Fashioned
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0 .5 Bourbon + Bitters + Sugar + Water
Mint Julep
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0 .15 Bourbon + Sugar + Mint Cools you down a bit if you're not almost at freezing point.
Horse's Neck
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0 .5 Bourbon + Bitters + Ginger Ale Neighs on mixing
Hot Toddy
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0 .4 Bourbon + Sweet Tea + Lemon Juice

OR

Bourbon + Half and Half
Does not need heating.
Jean Harlow
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0 .6 Rum + Vermouth
Planter's Punch
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0 .4 Rum + Lemonade
Sangria
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0 .2 Planter's Punch + Wine + Orange juice Warms you up a little bit.
Mai Tai
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0 .3 Rum + Lime juice + Orange juice
Rum and Cola
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0 .7 Rum + Cola
Space-Cuba Libre
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0 .1 Rum and Cola + Lime juice
Daiquiri
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0 .2 Rum + Lime juice + Sugar Try adding the rum first, so you don't accidentally make limeade.
Mojito
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0 .2 Daiquiri + Mint
Pineapple Caipirinha
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0 .25 Vodka (2) + Pineapple Juice (2) + Ice + Sugar
Piña Colada
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0 .2 Rum + Coconut milk + Pineapple juice
Blue Hawaiian
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0 .18 Rum + Coconut Milk + Curacao + Pineapple juice + Ice

OR

Piña Colada + Curacao + Ice
Gunfire
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0 .1 Tea + Rum Makes a silly sound on mixing.
Brass Monkey
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0 .3 Rum + Vodka + Orange Juice Makes a monkey scream on mixing.
Fluffy Critter
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0 .2 Rum + Lime Juice + Lemonade + Strawberry Juice Coos on creation.
Hot Buttered Rum
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0 .3 Rum + Cider + Butter Extract the butter in a reagent extractor. Is room temperature, despite its name.
Spiced Rum
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0 .6 Rum + Capsaicin Surprisingly not spicy. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
Gin and Tonic
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0 .25 Gin + Tonic water
Pink Gin and Tonic
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0 .3 Gin and Tonic + Bitters
Gin and Chronic
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0 .25 Gin and Tonic + Tetrahydrocannabinol Decays into THC as well as ethanol.
Gin and Sonic
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0 .2 Gin and Tonic + Methamphetamine Juice Time. Decays into meth as well as ethanol. Reduces stuns on its own sometimes. Changes your shoes' sprite into the one for red shoes. Makes you say Sonic references.
Tom Collins
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0 .18 Gin and Tonic + Lemonade
Gin Fizz
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0 .25 Gin + Lemon juice + Water
Gimlet
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0 .25 Gin + Lime juice
Martini
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0 .3 Gin + Vermouth
Negroni
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0 .6 Martini + Bitters
Necroni
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0 .5 Negroni + Ectoplasm Makes a spooky moan upon mixing.
Nicotini
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0 .3 Martini + Nicotine Creates some nicotine as it decays.
French 75
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0 .15 Gin + Champagne + Lemonade
Derby
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0 .4 Gin + Bitters + Mint One of many drinks with the same name.
Bee's Knees
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0 .3 Gin + Lemon Juice + Honey
Tequini
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0 .4 Tequila + Vermouth
Brave Bull
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0 .35 Tequila + Robust Coffee Mild stun reduction.
Prairie Fire
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0 .25 Tequila + Capsaicin Sometimes decays into capsaicin and histamine as well as ethanol.
Margarita
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0 .2 Tequila + Lime juice + Orange juice
Tequila Sunrise
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0 .22 Tequila + Orange juice + Sugar
Paloma
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0 .1 Tequila + Grapefruit juice + Lime juice
Mimosa
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0 .05 Champagne + Orange juice
Kalimixto
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0 .3 Wine + Cola
Pisco Sour
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0 .4 White Wine + Egg + Simple Syrup + Lime Juice + Bitters Be sure to ask the kitchen for some eggs.
Peach Bellini
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0 .14 White Wine + Peach Juice
Rossini
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0 .14 White Wine + Strawberry Juice
Blackberry Bramble
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0 .14 Gin + Blackberry Juice + Lemon Juice
French Martini
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0 .14 Vodka + Raspberry Juice + Pineapple Juice
Jazzberry Hard Lemonade
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0 .14 Vodka + Blue Raspberry Juice + Lemonade Makes a silly (but jazzy) sound when mixed.
Long Beach Iced Tea
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0 .4 Tequila + Sex on the Beach +
Rum + Gin + Lemon j.
Long Island Iced Tea
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0 .4 Tequila + Screwdriver + Rum +
Gin + Lemon j. + Cola

OR

Tequila + Screwdriver + Gin + Lemon j. + Rum and Cola
Three Mile Island Iced Tea
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0 .6 Vodka + Gin + Tequila + Cola + Curacao Makes a distinctive sound upon mixing. Not actually radioactive.
Ling Island Iced Tea
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N/A Long Island Iced Tea + Neurotoxin @ 374 K You need to heat it first to 374K/100C. Rather than decaying into ethanol gradually over time after being drunk, it gives a whole of bunch of it when it fully deletes from someone's system. The more LIIT there was, the more ethanol.
Squeeze
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1 Bread (reagent) + Welding fuel Stuns and infects the consumer with food poisoning.
Honky Tonic
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1 Tonic Water + Space Lube + Neurotoxin + Colorful Reagent A very Clown-y drink. Sometimes stuns and causes honking, occasionally makes you say something silly.
Freeze
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4 Secret! Stuns, makes you Ice Moon cold. May spontaneously freeze you into an ice statue. Neutralized by chocolate.
Dragon's Breath
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5 Secret! Stuns, sets you on fire. May spontaneously incinerate you into a lovely pile of ash. Neutralized by milk.
Grog
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5 Secret! Makes you into a pirate! Yarr! Keep away from items and faces.
Mutini
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1 Secret! Grants hella loads of mutations, then removes them all when it exits your system.
Sheltergrog
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1 .8 Secret! Makes you a shelter-frog-person! *croak*
Bombini
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0 .3 Secret! Excessive consumption may result in a stinging sensation.

Non-Alcoholic Drinks

For teetotalism advocates and those that might be watching out for their liver after having one too many Bo Jack Daniels. These drinks don't give you any ethanol. Some of these can still hurt you anyways despite that, though some do help you.

Item Icon Recipe Info
Fruit wedges
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OrangeV3.png / LimeV3.png / LemonV3.png / GrapefruitV2.png + KnifeV2.png Oranges, limes, and lemons can be found in fruit wedge kits from BoozeVends, while grapefruits are exclusively grown via botany.
Maraschino cherry
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CherryV4.png + FoodProcessor.png
Soda Water
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Carbon + Oxygen + Water A cocktail ingredient.
Cola
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Soda Water + Sugar Reduces drowsiness, cools you down.
Simple Syrup
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Sugar + Water heated to 180 Another cocktail ingredient.
Lemonade
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Lemon juice (3) + Sugar (1)
Pink Lemonade
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Lemonade + Grenadine
Limeade
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Lime juice + Sugar
Egg nog
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Egg + Sugar + Milk Decays into 1.2u sugar
Chocolate milk
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Chocolate + Milk
Strawberry milk
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Strawberry juice + Milk
Fruit Punch
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Simple Syrup + Apple Juice + Lime Juice + Pineapple Juice + Ginger Ale
Milk Punch
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Simple Syrup + Apple Juice + Lime Juice + Pineapple Juice + Ginger Ale + Milk

OR

Fruit Punch (5) + Milk (1)
Sweet tea
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Tea + Sugar
Half and Half
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Sweet Tea + Lemon juice

OR

Sweet Tea + Lemonade

OR

Tea + Lemonade
Also known as an Arnold Palmer.
Bilk
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Beer + Milk Despite being made from beer, this drink doesn't give any ethanol. Tries to treat suffocation by keeping LOSEBREATH and OXY at a treatable level, like a weaker version of ephedrine.
Tea with honey
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Tea + Honey Makes you feel relaxed.
Tea with mint
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Tea + Mint
Triple Citrus
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Lemon juice + Lime juice + Orange juice Heals a little bit of TOX damage.
Expresso
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Espresso + Methamphetamine Hurts your brain real bad.
Triple Triple
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Triple Citrus + Triplepiss + Triple meth Clouds your screen in crazy colors, makes you urinate a lot, causes you to hallucinate and vomit citrus fruits, and much more.
Ecto Cooler
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Ectoplasm + Uranium + Orange juice Decays into VHFCS and has a chance to produce strange green goop as well, which allows you to see ghosts.
Mewtini
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Cat Drugs + Mutini + Milk + Catonium Infects you with toxoplasmosis, which eventually turns you into a cat. And we mean the quadrupedal kind that you see in the Captain's Quarters, not those kind.
Sheltestgrog
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Secret! Infects you with Frog Flu, which eventually turns you into a frog! *ribbit*

Dispenser

BoozeDispenser.png The alcohol and soda dispensers offer a convenient way to prepare alcoholic and non-alcoholic refreshments. They have an essentially infinite supply of various drinks and operate like the machines in chemistry. That comes in handy, because many commercial products contain more than one reagent and it would otherwise be difficult to isolate specifically what you want for e. g. cake icing. And of course, they will also be useful if you decide to turn the kitchen/bar into a makeshift laboratory.


Still

Still.png Since the introduction of said dispensers, the still has fallen a bit out of favour – but that should not discourage a creative Bartender, as the apparatus is a decent option to move large amount of booze and get people horribly drunk elsewhere. Opening a counter in the market for example usually attracts more customers than the bar itself, thanks to its central location. Just don't forget to bring plenty of spare glasses and bottles with you!

Icon Input Output 1 Output 2
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Wheat Beer
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Durum Wheat Beer
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Steelwheat Beer Iron
Foodroburger.png
Roburger Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier
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Cheeseborger Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier
AppleV3.png
Apple Cider
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Pear Cider
FoodHoney.png
Honey Mead
GrapesV2.png
Grapes Wine
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Cherry Wine
GreenGrapesV2.png
Green Grapes White Wine
PotatoV3.png
Potato Vodka
CornCobV2.png
Corn cob Bourbon
Rice.png
Rice sprig Rice wine
SugarcaneV2.png
Sugarcane Rum
IngredientSugarV2.png
Sugar Rum
ClearCornCobV2.png
Clear corn cob Ethanol
GrapefruitV2.png
Grapefruit Grapefruit juice
AsomnaBarkV3.png
Asomna Bark Tea
CatnipV2.png
Nepeta cataria Cat drugs
TobaccoLeaf.png
Tobacco Nicotine
TwobaccoLeaf.gif
Twobacco Nicotwaine
MintPlant.png
Mint leaf Menthol
GoldenPeaPod-32x32.png
Golden pea pod Ammonia
BiliousIpecacuanhaRoot.png
Bilious ipecacuanha root Green vomit
SassafrasRootV2.png
Sassafras root Sarsaparilla
CannabisLeafV2.png
Cannabis leaf THC CBD
RainbowWeed.gif
Rainbow Weed THC LSD
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Lifeweed THC Omnizine
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Deathweed THC Cyanide
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Omega Weed Omega cocktail of drugs. In short, fun for the whole family!

Expand for full list:

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Descuento Danito's Burritos Sewage Ethanol
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Little Danny's Snack Cake Sewage ????
LittleDannyLegallyDistinctCremeFilledSnackLoaf.png
Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf Sewage Mucus

Juice-O-Matic

JuicerV2-32x32.png An old Cyborg tool from a time before you could click-drag things into reagent extractors. You can basically think of this as a portable reagent extractor. It's still a handy companion piece to the still, as a decent means for getting the crew highly drunk on fancy cocktails.

Icon Input Output Info
OrangeV3.png
Orange Orange Juice
LemonV3.png
Lemon Lemon Juice
LimeV3.png
Lime Lime Juice
PineappleV2.png
Pineapple Pineapple Juice
AppleV3.png
Apple Apple Juice
StrawberryV2.png
Strawberry Strawberry Juice
Raspberry.png
Raspberry Raspberry Juice
Blackberry.png
Blackberry Blackberry Juice
Blueraspberry.png
Blue Raspberry Blue Raspberry Juice
CherryV4.png
Cherry Cherry Juice
TomatoV3.png
Tomato Tomato Juice
CoffeeBerriesV3.png
Coffee berries Coffee
MelonV2.png
Watermelon Water
EggplantV3.png
Eggplant Nicotine
Tomacco.png
Tomacco Nicotine
RainbowMelonV2.png
Rainbow Melon George Melonium Feel lucky?
ChiliPepperV2.png
Chili pepper Capsaicin Spicy! Messes up your vision if it gets in your eyes and speech if in your mouth.
GhostlierChiliV3.gif
Fiery chili Ghost Chili Juice Extremely spicy! Can cause vomiting and spontaneous combustion.
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Slurrypod Toxic Slurry A poison found in slurrypods.
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Glowing slurrypod Glowing Slurry A highly-potent mutagen made from omega slurrypods.
DeliciousAppleV3.png
Delicious apple Capulettium Fakes death somewhat.
ChillyPepperV2.png
Chilly pepper Cryostylane Chilling. Very chilling.
GarlicV3.png
Garlic Holy Water Hurts vampires.
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Blood Orange Changeling Blood Does interesting things when exposed to high heat.
CornCobV2.png
Corn cob Corn Starch Could potentially be made into corn syrup and VHFCS.
SoybeanPodV2.png
Soybean Space Soybean Oil Grease, basically.
SoylentChartreuseV2.png
Soylent Chartreuse Space Soybean Oil Grease, basically.

Espresso Machine

EspressoCup.png EspressoCupRack.png EspressoMachine.png Some people don't want just coffee, served in a regular ol' plastic cup from a regular ol' coffee machine. They want special coffee, the kind that comes with milk and other things, the kind that is served in a different plastic cup and dispensed by a machine with weird foreign names for drinks. This espresso machine is for those sorts of people. Thankfully, its operation is simple: just insert a cup from the rack nearby, choose Make espresso, and choose any of the options below. It's easy to be a Space Starbucks barista!

Just don't expect to be making any Irish Coffee or any of the cocktails with coffee using this stuff. Again, those actually need the regular coffee from coffee machines.

Setting Description
Espresso Just 10 units of standard espresso coffee. Very different from regular coffee.
Latte A little bit of espresso, with lots of milk. Really milk with coffee at that point.
Mocha Half espresso, half milk and chocolate milk.
Cappuccino Espresso, with a good amount (6.5 units) of milk.
Americano Espresso, diluted with a good bit of water.
Decaf 10 units of espresso coffee, decaf, without the caffeine.
Flat White Espresso with a little less milk than what a cappucino would have.

Coffeemakers

CoffeemakersV2.png CoffeeCupRack.png CoffeeMug.png Machines in various department-specific break rooms in Manta that make plain coffee. No options for extra milk or sugar or different brewing methods, but, hey, it's free coffee. To brew up some joe, simply click on the coffeemaker and choose Brew coffee. Then, click on it again and choose Remove carafe to remove the coffee container, allowing you to pour the contents into your drinking vessel of choice. Each brewing fills the carafe to 20 units. When you're done, click on the coffeemaker with the carafe in-hand to insert it back into the coffeemaker. These instructions apply to all coffeemakers, regardless of color, and you don't actually have to be a member of a specific department a coffeemaker is in to use it.

Should you lack a suitable drinking container, there is usually a rack of coffee cups nearby on a wall. Click on it to take a mug from it.

Other Food-Related Items

Icon Name Info
FoodTechV2-32x32.png
FoodTech Offers a wide selection of basic ingredients and other catering supplies. Locked to those with Kitchen access.
KitchenwareRecyclerNew.png
Glassware Recycler Recycles all types of drinking glasses, beakers, and glass shards. The machine can manufacture a variety of different glasses as well as plates and bowls.
Icedispenser.png
Ice Dispenser A countertop machine that when hit with a container adds ice to the holder. Much more efficient than freezing beakers of water in the Reagent Heater, though that works too. When hit with an empty hand, deposits one ice chunk that can then be added to a drink container or chewed on. One unit of ice cools two units of reagents in a container.
HotDogCartV2.png
Hotdog cart Used to easily take large amounts of food out of the kitchen and hand it to people.
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Drinking glass All functionally similar, but drinks served in shot glasses are downed in one big gulp instead of little sips. Breaks into shards when thrown, applying the TOUCH effects of whatever chems were in the glass, and cannot be inserted into chem dispeners. Comes in the following varieties:
  • DrinkingGlassV2.png - Drinking glass - 50 units
  • WineGlassV2.png - Wine glass - 30 units
  • CocktailGlassV2.png - Cocktail glass - 20 units
  • OldFashionedGlassV2.png - Old-fashioned glass - 20 units
  • ChampagneFluteV2.png - Champagne flute - 20 units
  • ShotGlassV2.png - Shot glass - 15 units
  • RoundGlassV2.png - Round glass - 100 units

You drink from a glass by clicking on your character's sprite while holding the glass. You can also click-drag the glass onto you to start chugging it; chugging is basically like drinking from it as usual but really quickly, as you'll take a sip from the glass every half second. Being drunk or clumsy can have comical results, including falling over and accidentally throwing the glass backwards.

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Coconut shell A coconut shell bowl that can hold 50 units of alcohol. Perfect for mixed drinks! Ask Hydroponics to grow some coconuts for these.
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Red Duo Cup An iconic drink container found in Party Supplies crates from the Quartermaster. Holds 30 units.
Mug.png
Mug Same as a drinking glass, except it can't shatter. Normal ones can hold 50 units, while "odd mugs" from GTMs can hold 120.
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Water bottle Get the space dust out of your throat. Rather uncommmon find in a few odd on-station and off-station areas. Holds up to 50 units and starts with 50u of water.
GlassPitcherV2.png
Pitcher For refilling those drinking glasses. It holds 120 units.
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Cocktail shaker Surprisingly simple cocktailcrafting. Simply pour in drink of choice and click on it while it's in your hand to mix the shaker's contents together. Can hold up to 120 units of any chemicals. Bartender spawns with one, and there's one in the Booze-O-Mat and Cargo's Cocktail Party Supplies crate

Shares many of the same functionalities as pitchers: you can pour stuff into it by clicking on the shaker with a drinking glass or similar container, pour it out by doing the reverse, use click-drag to transfer as much as possible to and from the shaker, and clicking on people with it makes you try to force them to drink from its contents. Doesn't break when thrown, though.

PlateV2.png
Plate Dinner is served, sir. Can accommodate up to 2 edible items, which you can place simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and remove by clicking on the plate while it's in your hand or click-dragging the plate onto yourself. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it.

Plates can be stacked by click-dragging one plate onto another, collecting all the nearby plates in a pile; this works while it's on the floor, on a table and in your hand. You can click on a plate stack in your hand with an empty hand to take a plate off. You can also click a plate stack in your hand to put a plate in your off-hand; doing this while your other hand's full will put a plate on the floor. Throwing the stack will also let loose all the plates.

You can click on someone while on Harm intent while holding a plate to bash it on person's head, briefly them so that they fall over and drop their items and smashing the plate into two glass shards that can potentially hit others. If the person has some sort of helmet on (e.g. a sec helmet or a hard hat) or is a Cyborg or other human-adjacent, then they instead take 150 stamina damage and become disoriented briefly.

Throwing, dropping, or hitting someone with the plate (regardless of intent) launches the food(s) on in random direction, causing the same effects as it would when thrown (i.e. tomatoes splat, high-tier prison loaves break things, etc.). Slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding the plate also causes the same effect; being clumsy will randomly make you drop it for no reason.

ServingTray.png
Serving Tray Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your order be? Trays are two-handed, but can accommodate up to 30 edible items. Food can be placed on the tray simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and removed by clicking it while its in your hand. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it.

Clicking on someone with the tray while on Harm intent makes you bonk their head with it, causing a second of weakness and degrading the tray a little. After five bonks, the tray will collapse into useless scrap. You can inspect its condition by Examining the tray; the description goes from "nice and sturdy" to "pretty warped and flimsy" to "about to break" as you use it more. As with the plates, those with sturdier heads (such as Cyborgs) or protective headwear (such as a sec helmet or space helmet) are more resistent to the weakness and may not fall over at all.

As with plates, throwing, dropping, and hitting people with the tray on any intent all launch the food on the tray around, causing any on-throw effects if applicable. Being clumsy or slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding it do the same thing.

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Donut Box A number of these are around station but particularly they cover the tables of Security. They contain six donuts each, either of the pink-frosted with sprinkles or unfrosted kind. They can also be refilled with custom creations. To take them to go, click-drag the box onto your character sprite. The boxes can fit in backpacks.
KitchenIslandV2.png
Kitchen Island Essentially, a table that you can move, for transporting and serving drinks and food, as an elegant alternative to just carrying it around in your hands or in your backpack. Click on the island with the food item in your active hand to place it on the island, click on the item to pick it up, simple. You can also click on the island itself with an empty hand to apply/release the brakes, in case you need it to stop/start being movable.
Bowl.png
Bowl For holding food, such as cereal, gruel, or soup.
SpoonV2.png
Spoon Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated for sensible table-setting by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech.
ForkV2.png
Fork Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech.
KnifeV2.png
Knife Used for slaughtering animals and cutting certain items. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech and fruit wedge kits from the Booze-O-Mat.
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Plastic spoon Cheap-ass version of the metal spoon from red snack machines. Works just like the regular spoon, but has a 20% chance to break with each use.
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Plastic fork Works like the metal fork, but it's made of fragile plastic, so it has a 20% chance to break with each use. Bought for cheap from red snack machines.
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Plastic knife A...lesser quality knife from red snack machines that has the same functions as the regular knife, but with a 20% chance to *snap* with each use.
PackageOfPlasticSilverware.png
Package of plastic silverware A complete plastic spoon, plastic fork, and plastic knife set, in randomly chosen colors, found in the FoodTech. Click on it while it's in your hand to try to open it, which either results in successful opening or comical messages depending on your luck. If you're especially unlucky, the silverware might fly everywhere and hit you and people around you upon opening.
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Chopsticks Fork-substitutes found in the FoodTech. These usually come with a little wrapping you need to remove; click on it once while it's in your hand to remove the wrapping (ChopsticksStowed.png), click on it once more to separate the chopsticks for usage (ChopsticksOpen.png). Clicking on them with a piece of paper gives the the wrapper back.
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Pizza Cutter Used for cutting certain items, particularly pizza into slices. Suitable for surgery.
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Bread knife Not just for cutting bread, as the name might imply, for it has the same functionalities as the regular knife. However, it does less than half the damage.
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Meatcleaver Has same functions as the knife, but it does more damage, and throwing it does up to 15 BRUTE and causes some bleeding. However, attacking someone with it has a 5% chance for you to fumble and cut yourself, causing 20 BRUTE, some bleeding, and 4 seconds of Weakened. The Chef spawns with this.
RollingPinV2.png
Rolling pin Required to prepare pizza bases.
SoupPot.png
Soup pot Essential for making custom soup. Examine to get a relative description of how much stuff there is in the soup.
Ladle.png
Ladle Used for transferring soup from a soup pot into a bowl.
BaconBox.png
Bacon strips Contains 7x raw bacon. One always spawns in the Kitchen refrigerator, and every Catering: Meat, Eggs and Dairy Crate from Cargo is guaranteed to have two of them. You can also sometimes get them from stockings and randomly-generated gifts.
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Donk-Pockets Box Contains 6x (cold) DonkPocketV2.png. Better warmed up. Found in the Kitchen refrigerator.
SushiBox.png
Sushi box Contains 1x rolling mat, 3x seaweed sheet, and 3x rice. Often found in the Kitchen refrigerator.
RollingMat.png
Rolling mat Essential for making custom sushi rolls. Found in sushi boxes.
SaltShakerV2.pngPepperShakerV2.png
Shakers Add salt or pepper for the perfect flavour.
KetchupBottle.pngMustardBottle.png
Condiment bottles Standard condiments in the form of ketchup and mustard.
IcingTubeNew.png
Icing tube Used for, you guessed it, adding icing to a cake. Accepts 50 units of any chemical. Found in every FoodTech
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Popsicle stick End result of eating a popsicle. Can be played with and has uses in certain dishes.
Candle.png SmallCandle.png
Candle Perfect for mood lighting and atmosphere enhancement. More can be brought from Cargo.
PartyButton.png
Party button When pressed, plays a funky sound clip and turns all the room lights into an equally funky color.
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Produce satchel This spacious satchel makes the life of every chef or botanist much easier. Almost any type of food-related item (dishes, bottles, seeds etc.) can be stored in them, and they also interact nicely with tables (drag & drop), crates, the food processor, mail chutes and other objects.
Bananapeel.png
Banana peel Slippery. Created from peeling a banana, obviously!
Fish.png
Fish Can be used to slap people around.
Seaweed.png
Seaweed Found outside in OSHAN. Use wirecutters to get a sheet.
GoodyBagV2-32x32.png
Goodybag Contains up to 6 random candies. A Clown favorite. 95% guaranteed not to have razor blades!
GoldenTicket.png
Golden ticket A special ticket that may appear after eating a Descuento Danito's Burrito. Redeem it at a GTM for a prize!
GoldenTicketMachine.png
Golden ticket machine (GTM) A machine hidden somewhere in the station's maintenance tunnels (and occasionally beyond) that offers unique snacks, drinks, clothes, and other knickknacks for Golden Tickets.
Lunchboxes.gif
Lunchbox Stylish reskinned box for holding food (and occasionally similarly-sized items) that comes in many colors. FoodTech comes with 12 of these, all empty, and there is both a trait and Spacebux purchase that allows one to spawn with a lunchbox that comes with a randomly chosen set of 3 foods linked together by an interesting note.

Chef's Cookbook

ConvectionOvenV2.gif Here's where the real fun starts. While most of the ingredients needed by the chef should either be available in your kitchen or can be grown for you in hydroponics, some recipes may require items from elsewhere on the station. A fair number of recipes also have downsides, so be wary of food poisoning and other nasty occurrences.

Some dishes can accept "any item" or "any food item". "Any item" does mean any item, so you can for example bake something that obviously isn't edible into a pie. Be warned that trying to put a non-food item into a dish that only accepts "a food item" will destroy the non-food item as well as ruining the recipe. Frying anything makes it a food item.

Cooking times listed here are safe (but not absolute) ranges. Plenty of foods can work with just one second of cooking time, but it'll diminish the duration of the associated food buffs. Like To Serve Man, you are encouraged to experiment and tinker.

Unlike To Serve Man, this cookbook is also semi-interactive. If you click on an image of an ingredient, you'll be taken another page/part of this page that'll show to how to make or obtain that ingredient. For example, if you're looking up the recipe for meat cake, you can click on the cake batter image for the recipe for cake or the meat image for some sources of meat. Convenient, no?

FoodProcessorV2.gif Ingredients

This section lists ingredients used by various dishes. A lot of these involve the food processor FoodProcessor.png, a machine in the Kitchen that looks a lot different from the food processor you might have in your real-life kitchen. With it, you can refine raw plants into usable components (e.g. turning wheat into flour) or turn a food item into a different form that suits a different role (e.g. making tomatoes into ketchup). Some of these ingredients can also by ordered from the Quartermasters wholesale, bundled with other ingredients.

Dry Goods, Dough, And Batter

Produced item Recipe Creation method Info Effects
IngredientFlourV2.png Flour Foodwheat.png FoodProcessor.png Very ordinary and possibly whole wheat. None
IngredientRiceV2.png Rice Rice.png FoodProcessor.png Confusingly called Rice, while the harvested item is called Rice Sprig. None
IngredientOatmealV2.png Oatmeal Oats.png FoodProcessor.png Perfect for space horses. If there were any. None
IngredientSemolinaV2.png Semolina Flour Foodwheat.png FoodProcessor.png Must be wheat of the durum wheat mutation None
Curry powder.png Curry Powder Turmeric root.png FoodProcessor.png The size of the bag brings the spice's intensity into question. None
IngSpag.png Spaghetti PastaSheetV2.png FoodProcessor.png Item name often has a silly synonym for spaghetti, like "pisghetti" or "spag". None
IngredientIronFillingsV2.png Iron fillings SteelWheat.png FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. None
IngredientChocolateChipsV2.png Chocolate chips Candy.png FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. None
IngredientSugarV2.png Sugar SugarcaneV2.png FoodProcessor.png A prized part of confectioneries None
SemolinaDoughV2.png Semolina Dough IngredientSemolinaV2.png KitchenSink.png The beginnings of a dark, pasta based journey. None
PastaSheetV2.png Pasta Sheet SemolinaDoughV2.png + RollingPinV2.png InHand.png Now you can make it into sponghatti! None
DoughV2.png Dough IngredientFlourV2.png KitchenSink.png Just mixing water and dough. No need to knead. Cyborgs aspiring to be chefs can just click-drag the flour onto the sink None
SweetDoughV3.png Sweet dough DoughV2.png + IngredientSugarV2.png InHand.png The beginnings of confectioneries. None
DoughStripV2.png Dough strip DoughV2.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png You can click on another strip with your strip to attach them back together. None
DoughCircleV2.png Dough circle DoughStripV2.png + InHand.png InHand.png Click on the dough strip in your hand. None
HoleyDoughV2.png Holey dough DoughV2.png + ForkV2.png InHand.png Not Holy. None
IceCreamConeV2.png Ice cream cone SweetDoughV3.png + IngredientSugarV2.png OvenNew.png 1 second, low None
IngredientPancakeMixV2.png Pancake batter SweetDoughV3.png + 2x EggV2.png + MilkBottleV2.png MixerNew.png Pancakes without a pan. None
WontonWrapper.png 4x Wonton wrappers IngredientFlourV2.png + EggV2.png MixerNew.png Outer dumpling without an inner dumpling Energized
Unfinished Pizza base.png Unfinished pizza base DoughV2.png + RollingPinV2.png InHand.png Click on it again to knead it back into dough. None
Half-finished pizza base.png Half-finished pizza base Unfinished Pizza base.png + KetchupV2.png/TomatoV3.png InHand.png Half-way to pizza. None
Pizza base.png Pizza base #Half-Finished Pizza Base + CheeseV2.png InHand.png All that remains is to bake it, or add some toppings. None
Tortilla.png 3x Tortillas Unfinished Pizza base.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png Taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco. None.

Meats And Meat Products

Produced item Recipe Creation method Info Effects
HumanoidMeatV2.png Monkey meat MonkeyResprite64.png MeatSpike.png Click on the monkey with Grab intent, then very quickly, click on the meat-spike to put it on the spike, instantly killing them. Click on the meat-spike to harvest meat from them; you can this five times before you need to repeat this process.Monkeys controlled by players need to be dead first. NPC ones don't have this restriction, so they can always be meatspiked even if they're still alive.

Putting them into the gibber is also fine.
None
HumanoidMeatV2.png Human meat TouristNew64.png Gibber.png You are what you eat...The person needs to be dead before being put into the gibber. To put someone into the gibber, click on them with Grab intent, then click on the gibber. Click on the gibber again to grind the person into meat, which is automatically spat out upon completion. Each step in this process has a delay. Monkeys can also be put into the gibber, with the same restriction. None
SynthmeatV2.png Synthmeat SynthmeatPlantV2.png InHand.png Rather than killing and butchering a living being to get this, you instead need to harvest a different kind of living being, a synthmeat plant. Or, in other words, ask a local Botanist. None
FishFilletV2.png / SalmonFilletV2.png / WhiteFishFilletV2.png Fish fillet Fish.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png Different kinds of fish exist. None
SmallFishFilletV2.png Small fish fillet OshanFish.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png Several varieties of fish exist outside Oshan Lab. None
MysteryMeatV2.png Mystery meat Remy.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png Dubious nutritional value! Knives and similar cutting implements can be used on dead critters to butcher their bodies. This will in most cases instantly produce several pieces of meat bearing the creature's name, which you can use for cooking.

If you are a Chef, you can also get these by clicking on piles of gibs. You can do this as Sous Chef too, but it has a 30% chance of failing.
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Meatal.png Meatal N/A InHand.png If you are a Chef, you can click on a robot debris pile to get...this. You can also do this as Sous Chef, but you have a 30% chance to get nothing instead. If you get it this way, it has a 25% chance to contain 2 units of nanomachines.

Usable in any recipes that also use mystery meat. Uniquely, instead of spilling blood when thrown, it makes (motor) oil.
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ChickenNuggetV2.png Chicken nugget WhiteHen.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png Kill a chicken, then click on it with a knife or similar instrument. In addition, the Kitchen refrigerator has a 25% chance to spawn with 2-10 chicken nuggets. Can be used in place of mystery meat in most specific recipes. None
SpicyNugget.png Spicy nugget SpicyHenV2.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png Kill a spicy chicken (not just any chicken), then click on its corpse with a knife or similar. Can also be used in place of mystery meat in most of the recipes that use it. None
FlockNugget.pngFlock nugget Featherdrone.gif + KnifeV2.png InHand.png Kill a Flockdrone, then click on the...remains with a knife or similar, and you might get up to six of these...or none at all. You can also buy this from sa.le, an NPC merchant that appears in the Debris Field in space maps and north of the station on Oshan Lab.

As you can expect from its surprisingly recognizable appearance (and despite technically being metallic crystal), this does indeed function like a regular chicken nugget, namely in that it can be used as a substitute for mystery meat in most recipes that call for it.
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BrainV2.png Brain Scalpel.png + CircSaw.png InHand.png You extract a brain out of a monkey or person through surgery. Note that regular knives can substitute for scalpels and a pizza cutter for circular saws, and that tables count for a suitable place for surgery if the person on it is dead or unconscious. Ideally, get brains from NPC monkeys or brains from dead people who can't be revived, since attacking and/or killing other players for brains is usually against the Rules unless you're an antagonist. You probably also want to ask for help from a Medical Doctor or Roboticist to get this.

It's also possible to get brains from killing a fish (as in the kind inhabiting the sea around Oshan Lab) and then using a knife or similar on their corpse (which also gives you small fish fillet), which is even more ideal than monkeys since fish are much easier to kill.
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Intelligence Form Chip Rework2.gif Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core N/A InHand.png Despite what you might conclude from its appearance, this can be used in place of humand(oid) brains in most recipes that use brains. These are made a robotics manufacturer, which appears in Robotics and the Cargo Bay. Ask a Roboticist or Quartermaster for help with this one. None
SynthbrainV2.png Synthbrain SynthbrainPlantV2.png InHand.png Basically a brains substitute, since most recipes that require (animal) brains will accept this. Synthbrains come from the synthbrain mutation of the synthmeat plant, i.e. you probably want to ask a Botanist for help getting these. None
OddCrystal.png Odd crystal Featherdrone.gif + KnifeV2.png InHand.png Believe or not, this works in most recipes that call for brains. In the off-chance you find a flockdrone, you can kill it and click on its corpse with the knife or similar to get both this and sometimes, some flock nuggets, after a delay. These are also sold at a somewhat steep price by sa.le, an NPC flockmind-themed merchant that appears in the Debris Field on maps set in outer space and north of the station on Oshan Lab. None
ButtV2.png Butt Scalpel.png + CircSaw.png InHand.png Not as unsanitary as you'd think! You might want to ask a Medical Doctor or Roboticist for help with this ingredient. Getting a butt off a monkey or person requires a particular surgical procedure. In a pinch, a simple kitchen knife can substitute for a scalpel, a pizza cutter for a circular saw, and a regular table for an operating table--if the soon-to-be-de-butted is unconscious or dead. Try asking people for permission first before getting a butt off someone. None
SyntheticButtV2.png Synthbutt SynthbuttPlantV2.png InHand.png Synthbutts are harvested from synthbutt plants. In other words, try asking a Botanist to grow some of these. In a way, this is a plant-based butt substitute. Most recipes that use butts from creatures will also accept synthbutts. None
Cyberbutt.png Cyberbutt N/A InHand.png Rather than being grown or chopped off some creature, these are fabricated at a robotics manufacturer that's been hacked to make "hidden" items. These machines appear in Robotics and Cargo Bay, so ask a Roboticist or Quartermaster for help in getting one of these. None
HeartV2.pngHeart Scalpel.png + CircSaw.png InHand.png Hearts are extracted from humans and monkeys through a particular set of surgical procedures. Ask a Medical Doctor or Roboticist for help.

Removing someone's heart is obviously deadly, so don't go around killing people to take their hearts unless you're an antagonist. Instead, try getting hearts from dead people or NPC monkeys, like those from the ValuChimp in the Kitchen.
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CyberheartV2.png Cyberheart N/A InHand.png Even if it's metal, it's still technically edible. These are created at a robotics manufacturer, which appears in Robotics and Cargo, so ask a Roboticist or Quartermaster to make one for you. None
SynthheartV2.png Synthheart SynthheartPlantV2.gif InHand.png Synthhearts are produced by the synthheart plant, a mutation of the regular synthmeat plant. Since Chef doesn't start with Hydroponics access by default, you should ask a Botanist to grow them for you. None
MeatballV2.png Meatball HumanoidMeatV2.png FoodProcessor.png Works with any kind of meat. None
MeatballV2.png Brain meatball BrainV2.png FoodProcessor.png Only works with human/monkey/fish brains. None
MeatballV2.png Butt meatball ButtV2.png FoodProcessor.png Only works with human/monkey butts. None
MeatPasteV2.png Meat paste HumanoidMeatV2.png / FishFilletV2.png / SalmonFilletV2.png / WhiteFishFilletV2.png /SmallFishFilletV2.png MixerNew.png Works with any kind of meat or fish. None
PepperoniLogV2.png Pepperoni Log MeatPasteV2.png FoodProcessor.png Can be extracted for 40u of Pepperoni. None
PepperoniSliceV2.png 4x Pepperoni Slice PepperoniLogV2.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png Extracts into 10u of pepperoni. Great pizza topping! None
RawBaconV2.png Raw bacon N/A InHand.png If a recipe calls for bacon, it's usually in this form. Sadly, you can't make bacon yourself. Instead, you need to get it from a bacon strips box. Contains 10 units of porktonium. None

Dairy

Produced item Recipe Creation method Info Effects
MilkBottleV2.png Milk SoybeanPodV2.png FoodProcessor.png Also goes by the name "Creaca's Space Milk". Some can also be found in the Kitchen refrigerator. Every milk bottle has a 10% chance to spawn as Mootimer's Calcium Drink instead or Creaca's. N/A
IngredientCreamV2.png Cream MilkBottleV2.png FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. N/A
Custard.png Custard MilkBottleV2.png + EggV2.png MixerNew.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. N/A
ButterV2.png Butter IngredientCreamV2.png FoodProcessor.png Perfect for being deepfried or spread over something. None
IngredientButt-erV2.png Butt-er ButtV2.png + MilkBottleV2.png MixerNew.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. None
CheeseV2.png Cheese FireExtinguisherV2-32x32.png + MilkBottleV2.png + PoolOfVomit.png InHand.png See ectoplasm. Required minimum is 10 units. None
CheeseV2.png Cheese MilkBottleV2.png + PoolOfVomit.png + BeakerV2.png BoozeDispenser.png + ChemDispenser.png Collect the vomit into a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), pour some milk into the beaker, then either pour it onto the floor or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder None
CheeseV2.png Cheese MilkBottleV2.png + BeakerV2.png ChemDispenser.png Pour some milk into the beaker (put some glasses or similar into the recycler to make one), put it into the chem dispenser, and make some acetic acid with the chem dispenser so it converts the milk to cheese chemical. You need at least 5 units of cheese chem. Then either pour it onto the floor or add smoke powder, which can make a lot of cheese at once. None
MilkBottleV2.png Rancid Space Milk N/A N/A No matter how long you leave regular milk out, it won't become rancid. Instead, you need to find it in some sort of semi-abandoned or dilapidated place, like the Space/Sea Diner or the Mining Outpost. Contains 25 units of milk...and 25 units of generic toxin. N/A
New yoghurt.png Yoghurt MilkBottleV2.png (rancid) FoodProcessor.png Must use a bottle of rancid milk specifically. Requires spoon. None
QuiltyFarmsMilkV2.png Mootimer's Calcium Drink N/A InHand.png Can generate in place of regular milk. Formerly known as Quilty Farms Milk. Can substitute for the smaller bottles of milk in most recipes, even when devoid of any milk. N/A

Produce

Icon Name Available from Effects
Foodwheat.png
Wheat Hydroponics N/A
SteelWheat.png
Steel Wheat Hydroponics N/A
Oats.png
Oats Hydroponics N/A
Foodwheat.png
Durum Wheat Hydroponics N/A
Rice.png
Rice Sprig Hydroponics N/A
PumpkinV2.png
Pumpkin Hydroponics N/A
MelonV2.png
Watermelon Hydroponics N/A
PotatoV3.png
Potato Hydroponics Cold and Cleanse
MushroomV3.png
Mushroom Hydroponics Cleanse
TomatoV3.png
Tomato Hydroponics Cold and Cleanse
ChiliPepperV2.png
Chili pepper Hydroponics Energized
LettuceLeafV2.png
Lettuce leaf Hydroponics Cold and Cleanse
CucumberV2.png
Cucumber Hydroponics Cold and Refreshed
CarrotV3.png
Carrot Hydroponics Night Vision and Refreshed
CornCobV2.png
Corn cob Hydroponics Cold and Cleanse
GarlicV3.png
Garlic Hydroponics Bad Breath
OnionV3.png
Onion Hydroponics Bad Breath
CoconutV2.png
Coconut Hydroponics. N/A
PineappleV2.png
Pineapple Hydroponics N/A
BlueberryV2.png
Blueberry Hydroponics N/A
MintPlant.png
Mint leaf Hydroponics N/A
BeanPodV2.png
Bean pod Hydroponics Fart Thrust
SoybeanPodV2.png
Soybean pod Hydroponics Fart Thrust
PeanutsV3.png
Peanuts Hydroponics Healing Over Time (Brute) and Energized

Other Ingredients

Produced item Recipe Creation method Info Effects
EggV2.png Egg [TBA] InHand.png You can get eggs from egg cartons, like the ones in the Kitchen refrigerator or Meat, Eggs and Dairy crates. Simply click on the carton sprite to take one out.

Chickens also lay eggs, so ask your local Rancher for some. While there are a lot of eggs with different effects when eaten, they're mostly interchangable in recipes. It's also possible to "grow" eggs.
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Ectoplasm2.png Ectoplasm FireExtinguisherV2-32x32.png + DrinkSpookyDansV3.png BoozeDispenser.png + InHand.png Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, pour it (min: 10 units) into a fire extinguisher and then use the HUD icon to spray all around you. Damage Over Time (Toxin) and Max Health Increased
Ectoplasm2.png Ectoplasm DrinkSpookyDansV3.png + BeakerV2.png BoozeDispenser.png + ChemDispenser.png Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, put it inside a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), then either pour the beaker onto a tile or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder. Damage Over Time (Toxin) and Max Health Increased
SeaweedSheetsV2.png Seaweed sheet Seaweed.png WirecuttersV2-32x32.png Seaweed is found on Oshan Lab's seafloor. None
StickyRice.png Sticky Rice IngredientRiceV2.png KitchenSink.png Surprisingly does not stick to your hands None
Riceball.png Rice Ball StickyRice.png InHand.png Makes 3 rice balls. Warm
PeanutButterV2.png Peanut butter PeanutsV3.png FoodProcessor.png Goes great with honey. Besides putting peanuts into a food processor, you can also get peanut butter by vending one from the FoodTech, which starts with five of these, and ordering a Catering: Condiment Crate, which has three of them. Gross Burps
KetchupV2.png Ketchup TomatoV3.png FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 20 units of, naturally, ketchup. N/A
HotSauceV2.png Hot sauce ChiliPepperV2.png FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of capsaicin. N/A
ColdSauceV2.png Cold sauce ChillyPepperV2.png FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of cryostylane. N/A
HotSauceV2.png Incredibly hot sauce GhostlierChiliV3.gif FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 50 units of capsaicin and 50 units of ghost chili juice. N/A
IngredientMayonnaiseV2.png Mayonnaise EggV2.png FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. N/A
MelonSliceV2.png 6x Melon slices MelonV2.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png You can get creative with what is considered a proper cutting knife. Cold and Refreshed
Potatochips.png Chips PotatoV3.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png Once to peel, twice to chop into chips. None
OnionRingV2.png 4x Onion rings OnionV3.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png *cry Bad Breath
PineappleSliceV2.png Pineapple slice PineappleV2.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png Perfectly shaped for piz- wait a minute... Cold and Refreshed
CoconutMeatV2.png 3x Coconut meat CoconutV2.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png Coconut innards. In addition to cutting tools, you can also chairflip into a coconut to break it open. Cold and Refreshed
MapleSyrupV2.png Maple syrup N/A InHand.png It is not possible to make maple syrup, but three of them appear in the Kitchen fridge and five in the FoodTech. If you need more, there are five of these in each Catering: Condiment Crate from Cargo. None
FoodHoney.png Honey Heisenbee.png InHand.png Of course you can't make honey! Instead, it's something space bees produce. Might want to ask for help from a Botanist for this one. Honey also appears in Catering: Condiment Crates, which can be bought by a QM. None
RoyalJelly.png Royal jelly N/A InHand.png You get these by buying them from Bombini, a merchant that appears in the Space Diner on maps set in outer space and in the Sea Diner (sort of) on Manta. None

Recipes

Breads

In the futuristic world of 2053, you don't need yeast or baking soda to make bread! Just put the dough (and whatever other ingredients) into an oven, and you'll have bread within seconds.

In addition to being good on its own, bread is also used in countless recipes. Moreover, it's good for your health! Many kinds of bread give you food status effects that temporarily raise your maximum HP or provide a little bit of healing over time.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
PlainLoaf 2021.png Loaf of bread DoughV2.png OvenNew.png 1 second, low Max Health Increased+
Sliceplain2021.png Slice of bread PlainLoaf 2021.png/Baguette.png+ KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A Makes six slices. Max Health Increased+
Honeyloaf 2021.png Loaf of honey-wheat bread DoughV2.png + FoodHoney.png OvenNew.png 1 second, low Max Health Increased+
Slicehoney2021.png Slice of honey-wheat bread linke=#Loaf of Honey-Wheat Bread + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A A gift from bees. Now in six slices! Max Health Increased+ and Energized
Bananaloaf 2021.png Loaf of banana bread DoughV2.png + IngredientSugarV2.png + BananaV2.png OvenNew.png 1 second, low Banana can be peeled or unpeeled. Max Health Increased+ and Energized
Slicebanana2021.png Slice of banana bread Bananaloaf 2021.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A Makes six slices. Max Health Increased+
Elvisloaf2021.png Loaf of Elvis bread DoughV2.png + PeanutButterV2.png + BananaV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Peel the banana first! Max Health Increased+
Slice elvis2021.png Slice of Elvis bread Elvisloaf2021.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A "Bread" -Elvis, at least at one point in his life. This has nothing to do with the fact it makes six slices. Sweaty and Energized
Dreadloaf 2021.png Loaf of dread DoughV2.png + Ectoplasm2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Spooky! Max Health Increased+
Slicedread2021.png Slice of dread Dreadloaf 2021.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A It float! Probably because of the 10 units of ectoplasm in it. Makes six spooky slices. Healing Over time (All)
Pumpkinloaf 2021.png Loaf of pumpkin bread DoughV2.png + PumpkinV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Max Health Increased+
Slicepumpkin2021.png Slice of pumpkin bread Pumpkinloaf 2021.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A Makes six slices. Max Health Increased+ and Healing Over time (All)
Cornbread 2021.png Loaf of northern-style cornbread DoughV2.png + IngredientSugarV2.png + CornCobV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Max Health Increased+
Slicecornbread2021.png Slice of N-style cornbread Cornbread 2021.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A The best type of corn bread in six slices. Healing Over time (All) and Energized
Cornbread 2021.png Loaf of southern-style cornbread DoughV2.png + CornCobV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Max Health Increased+
Slicecornbread2021.png Slice of S-style cornbread Cornbread 2021.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A The other best type of corn bread to eat in six slices. Healing Over time (All)
Cornbread 2021.png Loaf of honey cornbread DoughV2.png + CornCobV2.png + FoodHoney.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Max Health Increased+
Slicecornbread2021.png Slice of honey cornbread Cornbread 2021.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A The other other type of best corn bread to eat in six slices. Healing Over time (All) and Energized
Brainloaf 2021.png Loaf of brain bread PlainLoaf 2021.png + BrainV2.png / SynthbrainV2.png / OddCrystal.png / Intelligence Form Chip Rework2.gif OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low. Works with any combination of bread and brain. Max Health Increased+
Slicebrain2021.png Slice of brain bread Brainloaf 2021.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A Intelligently sliced into √36 slices. Max Health Increased++
Baguette.png Baguette 2x DoughStripV2.png + IngredientFlourV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low. You can't eat an entire baguette! It can be cut into six slices of plain bread, or used to bonk people on the head, which is about as lethal as hitting them with a cardboard tube. Every Mime spawns with one in their bag. None

Toast

In space, toast is made using an oven rather than a dedicated toaster. Certain breads made different kinds of toast, and there are a couple of different toppings, made with uncooked bread slices rather than the toast versions.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Toastplain2021.png Slice of toast Sliceplain2021.png / Slicehoney2021.png / Slicepumpkin2021.png / Slicecornbread2021.png / Slicecornbread2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Normal, honey-wheat, pumpkin, and the cornbreads have the same effects when toasted. Warm and Max Health Increased+
Toastbanana2021.png Slice of banana toast Slicebanana2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Crunchy and tastes like bananas Warm and Energized
Toastelvis2021.png Slice of elvis toast Slice elvis2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. Warm and Energized
Toastbrain2021.png Slice of brain toast Slicebrain2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Heated by pure brainpower. Warm and Max Health Increased++
Toastdread2021.png Slice of terror toast Slicedread2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Cooked the spookiness out of it. Just kidding, it's twice as spooky now. Warm and Healing Over Time (All)
Toastcheese2021.png Cheese on toast Sliceplain2021.png + CheeseV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Warm cheese on warm bread. Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Toastcheeseelvis2021.png Cheese on elvis toast Slice elvis2021.png + CheeseV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Toastbacon2021.png Bacon on toast Sliceplain2021.png + RawBaconV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Crunchy bacon on warm bread. Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Toastbaconelvis2021.png Bacon on elvis toast Slice elvis2021.png + RawBaconV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Toastegg2021.png Eggs on toast Sliceplain2021.png + 2x EggV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low A classic breakfast almost sandwich. Max Health Increased+ and Gross Burps
Toasteggelvis2021.png Eggs on elvis toast Slice elvis2021.png + 2x EggV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis Max Health Increased+ and Gross Burps

Deli Sandwiches

While sandwiches come in many shapes and sizes, this category specifically describes sandwiches made from sliced bread. All of these require putting the bread and filling into the oven, even if in real life you just combine them together to get your 'wich. Because of the reliance on the oven, this leads to somewhat odd occurrences like making peanut butter sandwiches without actually spreading the PB onto the bread yourself.

These sandwiches are very versatile. You can put just about any food item between two (or more!) slices of bread to get yourself a sandwich, and some particular combinations of filling and bread types make special, unique sandwiches. Custom sandwiches are an iconic food item of Goonstation culture, and a popular pastime amongst Chefs and other culinary types is making the craziest, most bizarre sandwiches possible. Since custom sandwiches include the names of the ingredients used (up to a limit), this results in some pretty wacky sandwich names too. One particular custom sandwich even once nearly ground the game to a halt.

These sandwiches also provide good food effects. Many of them offer both Refreshed and Energized, making them especially good for your Stamina, while ones made from dread slices give buffs for both Stamina and Health. The various custom sandwiches also allow you to mix and match buffs from other foods for an extra delicious meal.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Plaincheese2021.png Cheese sandwich Sliceplain2021.png + CheeseV2.png + Sliceplain2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Cheesy. Refreshed
Elvischeese2021.png Cheese elviswich Slice elvis2021.png + CheeseV2.png + Slice elvis2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 20 units of essence of Elvis. Refreshed
Spookycheese2021.png Killed cheese sandwich Slicedread2021.png + CheeseV2.png + Slicedread2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. Energized and Max Health Increased+
Plainpb2021.png Peanut butter sandwich Sliceplain2021.png + PeanutButterV2.png + Sliceplain2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low A little plain. Energized and Refreshed
Elvispb2021.png Peanut butter elviswich Slice elvis2021.png + PeanutButterV2.png + Slice elvis2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. Energized and Refreshed
Killerbeenut2021.png Peanut butter and jelly meet breadula Slicedread2021.png + PeanutButterV2.png + Slicedread2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. Energized and Max Health Increased+
Plainpb2021.png Peanut butter and honey sandwich Sliceplain2021.png + PeanutButterV2.png + FoodHoney.png + Sliceplain2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low A reminder to hug bees. Energized+
Killerbeenut2021.png Killer beenut butter sandwich Slicedread2021.png + PeanutButterV2.png + FoodHoney.png + Slicedread2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 10 units of ectoplasm. Energized and Max Health Increased+
Elvispb2021.png Peanut butter and honey elviswich Slice elvis2021.png + PeanutButterV2.png + FoodHoney.png + Slice elvis2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of essence of Elvis. Energized+ and Refreshed
Plainmeat2021.png Monkey sandwich Sliceplain2021.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + Sliceplain2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Monkey remains between two slices of bread. Energized and Refreshed
Elvismeat2021.png Monkey elviswich Slice elvis2021.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + Slice elvis2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. Energized and Refreshed
Scarewich2021.png Scare wich project Slicedread2021.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + Slicedread2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Get it? Contains 15 units of ectoplasm and 10 units of...blood, ack. Max Health Increased++
Plainmeat2021.png Manwich Sliceplain2021.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + Sliceplain2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Cannibalism never tasted so good. Energized+ and Refreshed
Elvismeat2021.png Elvismanwich Slice elvis2021.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + Slice elvis2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. Energized+ and Refreshed
Scarewich2021.png Murderwich Slicedread2021.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + Slicedread2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of ectoplasm and 10 units of...blood? Energized+ and Max Health Increased++
Plainmeat2021.png Synthmeat sandwich Sliceplain2021.png + SynthmeatV2.png + Sliceplain2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low A faux meatwich. Refreshed
Elvismeat2021.png Synthmeat elviswich Slice elvis2021.png + SynthmeatV2.png + Slice elvis2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. Refreshed
Scarewich2021.png Synthmeat steinwich Slicedread2021.png + SynthmeatV2.png + Slicedread2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. Max Health Increased++
Plainegg2021.png Egg-salad sandwich Sliceplain2021.png + FoodEggSalad.png + Sliceplain2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Is it a salad or a sandwich? Night Vision and Max Health Increased++
XSandwich.png Toast sandwich Sliceplain2021.png + Toastplain2021.png + Sliceplain2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Different types of bread and toast can be used. Contains 25 units of Worcestershire sauce. Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies
XSandwich.png / BananaXSandwich.png / CrazyBananaXSandwich.png X sandwich Sliceplain2021.png + X + Sliceplain2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Try various fillings (up to six food items) to create the ultimate sandwich! You can even mix two different types of bread for the slices. Effects vary depending on what was added Varies
XSandwich.png / BananaXSandwich.png / CrazyBananaXSandwich.png X club Sliceplain2021.png + X + Sliceplain2021.png + Sliceplain2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Effects vary depending on what was added Varies
XSandwich.png / BananaXSandwich.png / CrazyBananaXSandwich.png X double-decker sandwich Sliceplain2021.png + X + Sliceplain2021.png + X + Sliceplain2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Effects vary depending on what was added Varies
XSandwich.png / BananaXSandwich.png / CrazyBananaXSandwich.png X dagwood Sliceplain2021.png + X + Sliceplain2021.png + Sliceplain2021.png + Sliceplain2021.png + Sliceplain2021.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies

Burgers

In the far flung future of 2053, you do not need burger buns to make burgers. Rather, you simply put some dough and the other required ingredients into the oven, and presumably the machine does the bun-making process for you.

Burgers are surprisingly good for your health, at least in terms of food effects. Many of them give a temporary buff to your HP, and some warm you up for a short while.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
BurgerV2.png Burger DoughV2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high A classic. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
BurgerV2.png Monkeyburger DoughV2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Ape shall eat ape. Made specifically with monkeymeat. Energized and Healing Over Time (Brute)
BurgerV2.png Synthburger DoughV2.png + SynthmeatV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Brobocops and others with Food Synthesizers can make these. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Burger.png Cheeseburger DoughV2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + CheeseV2.png OvenNew.png 7 Seconds, high A classic, with cheese. Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Burger.png Monkey cheeseburger DoughV2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + CheeseV2.png OvenNew.png 7 Seconds, high Must use monkey meat specifically. Has wacky effects. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
The Coronator.png Coronator DoughV2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + CheeseV2.png OvenNew.png 9 Seconds, high A day's worth of calories, in one burger. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
THE MONSTER.png THE MONSTER The Coronator.png + The Coronator.png + The Coronator.png + The Coronator.png OvenNew.png 9 Seconds, low Crazy-huge burger that will probably make you sick. And by sick, we mean dead. Slowly. Max Health Increased++, Sweaty+, Bad Breath, and Warm
Foodbrainburger.png Brainburger DoughV2.png + BrainV2.png / SynthbrainV2.png / OddCrystal.png / Intelligence Form Chip Rework2.gif OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Infects whoever eats it with kuru. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
Foodassburger.png Buttburger DoughV2.png + ButtV2.png / Cyberbutt.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high 10% of spawning with a different, punny, butt-related name, such as "buttconator", "ass whooper", or "cleveland steamed ham". Contains fartonium. Sweaty+
Foodroburger.png Roburger DoughV2.png + CyborgHeadStandardV2-32x32.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Also works with a light cyborg head. Contains 20 units of nanomachines, which can infect someone with robotic transformation. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Cheeseborger-32x32.png Cheeseborger DoughV2.png + CyborgHeadStandardV2-32x32.png + CheeseV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Get it? Also works with a light cyborg head. Contains 20 units of nanomachines, which can infect someone with robotic transformation. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Foodbrainburger.png Dubious burger DoughV2.png + MysteryMeatV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high It's full of.. something meatlike. Max Health Increased++ and Bad Breath
Foodfishburger.png Fishburger DoughV2.png + FishFilletV2.png / SalmonFilletV2.png / WhiteFishFilletV2.png / SmallFishFilletV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Type of fish used doesn't matter. Energized and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Sloppy Joe.png Sloppy Joe DoughV2.png + MeatPasteV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Has a chance to drip some meat on the floor. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty
Foodbaconburger.png Baconatrix DoughV2.png + RawBaconV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Chock full of bacon. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty
HeartburgerV2.png Heartburger DoughV2.png + HeartV2.png / SynthheartV2.png / CyberheartV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Works with human, monkey or synthetic hearts. Cyberhearts are also compatible. Contains pure love. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
FoodCoconutBurger.png Coconut burger DoughV2.png + CoconutMeatV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+
FoodLuauBurger.png Luau burger DoughV2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + PineappleSliceV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+
FoodTikiBurger.png Tiki burger DoughV2.png + CoconutMeatV2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + PineappleSliceV2.png OvenNew.png 9 seconds, high Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+
ChickenSandwich.png Chicken sandwich DoughV2.png + ChickenNuggetV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high That'll show those chickens. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
SpicyChickenSandwich.png Spicy chicken sandwich DoughV2.png + ChickenNuggetV2.png + ChiliPepperV2.png

OR

DoughV2.png + SpicyNugget.png
OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Hot! Contains 15 units of capsaicin. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Butterburger.png Butter Burger DoughV2.png + ButterV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Not healthy at all. Healing Over Time (All) and Sweaty

Hot Dogs And Corn Dogs

This not only includes both hotdogs in buns and hotdogs alone, but also herbal sausages, which in space are made with hotdogs rather created than from the ground up and are used much like hotdogs in cooking. Your basic hotdog in a basic bun is surprisingly good for you, as it gives a small heal over time, and certain breads can make unique hotdogs that give additional food buffs on top of that healing.

In space, corndogs are made just by taking a hotdog in a bun and jamming either a popsicle stick or a goddamn metal rod into it, the latter of which magically becomes a wooden stick in the process. The aforementioned unique hotdogs can make unique corndogs too, though they're more like sidegrades since they usually don't share a food effect with the basic corndog.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
HotdogV2.png Hotdog MeatballV2.png + MeatballV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Hot diggity dog! None
HerbalSausageV2.png Herbal sausage HotdogV2.png + ContusineLeafV2.png InHand.png N/A You may use any other herb, including cannabis or catnip. Making herbal sausage puts any chemicals that were in the herb into the sausage. None
HotdogInBunV2.png Hotdog in a bun HotdogV2.png + Sliceplain2021.png / Slicehoney2021.png / Slicepumpkin2021.png / Slicecornbread2021.png / Slicecornbread2021.png InHand.png N/A Don't forget your condiment bottles! Healing Over Time (All)
BananadogV2.png Bananadog HotdogV2.png + Slicebanana2021.png InHand.png N/A Sweaty and Healing Over Time (All)
HounddogV2.png Hounddog HotdogV2.png + Slice elvis2021.png InHand.png N/A Ain't nothing but. Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All)
BraindogV2.png Braindog HotdogV2.png + Slicebrain2021.png InHand.png N/A Max Health Increased++ and Healing Over Time (All)
FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png Frankenstein's beef frank HotdogV2.png + Slicedread2021.png InHand.png N/A Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog. Healing Over Time (All) and Healing Over Time (Brute)
HerbalSausageInBun.png Herbal sausage in a bun HerbalSausageV2.png + Sliceplain2021.png / Slicehoney2021.png / Slicepumpkin2021.png / Slicecornbread2021.png / Slicecornbread2021.png InHand.png N/A Don't forget your condiment bottles! Healing Over Time (All)
HerbalBananadog.png Herbal bananadog HerbalSausageV2.png + Slicebanana2021.png InHand.png N/A Sweaty and Healing Over Time (All)
HerbalHounddog.png Herbal hounddog HerbalSausageV2.png + Slice elvis2021.png InHand.png N/A Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All)
HerbalBraindog.png Herbal braindog HerbalSausageV2.png + Slicebrain2021.png InHand.png N/A Max Health Increased++ and Healing Over Time (All)
FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png Herbal frankenstein's beef frank HerbalSausageV2.png + Slicedread2021.png InHand.png N/A Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog. Healing Over Time (All) and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Corndog.png Corndog HotdogInBunV2.png + SteelRodsV2.png / Popsicle-stick.png InHand.png N/A Don't forget your condiment bottles! Sweaty
HounddogOnAStick.png Hounddog-on-a-stick HounddogV2.png / HerbalHounddog.png + SteelRodsV2.png / Popsicle-stick.png InHand.png N/A Contains 15 units of essence of Elvis. Energized+
BananaCorndog.png Banana-corndog BananadogV2.png + SteelRodsV2.png / Popsicle-stick.png InHand.png N/A Sweaty+
BrainCorndog.png Brain-corndog BraindogV2.png + SteelRodsV2.png / Popsicle-stick.png InHand.png N/A Max Health Increased++
DamnedCorndog2.png Corndog of the damned FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png + SteelRodsV2.png / Popsicle-stick.png InHand.png N/A Healing Over Time (All)
Corndog.png Herbdog HerbalSausageInBun.png + SteelRodsV2.png / Popsicle-stick.png InHand.png N/A Aside from the name, otherwise not all that different from regular corndogs. Sweaty
BananaCorndog.png Banana-herbdog HerbalBananadog.png + SteelRodsV2.png / Popsicle-stick.png InHand.png N/A Sweaty+
BrainCorndog.png Brain-herbdog HerbalBraindog.png + SteelRodsV2.png / Popsicle-stick.png InHand.png N/A Max Health Increased++
DamnedCorndog2.png Herbdog of the damned FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png + SteelRodsV2.png / Popsicle-stick.png InHand.png N/A Healing Over Time (All)
HalfHotdogLeft.png / HalfHotdogRight.png 2x Half hotdog HotdogV2.png / HerbalSausageV2.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A You get a left and a right half; both are functionally same. None
ChunkOfHotdog.png 4x Chunk of hotdog HalfHotdogLeft.png / HalfHotdogRight.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "chunks". None
HotdogOctopus.png / HotdogOctopusHappy.png Hotdog Octopus HalfHotdogLeft.png / HalfHotdogRight.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A Aww. How cute. Contains a bit of love. Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "octopus". Use the knife on the resulting octopus to carve a little face, making it extra cute and giving it some love, literally. None

Pasta

In space, pasta is made using an oven (which is probably illegal somewhere); no need to boil it! It's worth noting that spaghetti noodles and pasta sheets specifically require semolina flour, which made from durum wheat, so restocking them might be more difficult than other starchy dishes. To compensate, pasta generally has some excellent food buffs, including ones that mend a small amount of damage over time, making it extra healing on top of the small amount of health gained from the very act of eating the food. Some varieties even give you healing chems.

Spaghetti noodles typically with come a randomly-chosen silly name, such as "spaceghetti" or "spetty", because of course it does, and dishes made from the noodles inherit the pasta's peculiar appellation.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Plainspaghetti2021.png Plain spaghetti IngSpag.png OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Specific name varies. Requires fork. Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Plainspaghetti2021.png Boneless spaghetti IngSpag.png OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high A spaghetti variant that requires the skeleton mutation when making plain spaghetti. Specific name varies. Has 50 units of milk. Requires fork. Energized and Sturdy
Spaghetti2021.png Spaghetti in sauce IngSpag.png + KetchupV2.png OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Specific name varies. Requires fork. Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Spaghetti2021.png Spaghetti in sauce IngSpag.png + KetchupV2.png InHand.png N/A Specific name varies. Requires fork. Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Spicyspaghetti2021.png Spaghetti arrabiata IngSpag.png + HotSauceV2.png OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Spicy! Specific name varies. Contains synaptizine and omnizine. Requires fork. Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Spicyspaghetti2021.png Spaghetti arrabiata SpagT.png + HotSauceV2.png InHand.png N/A Spicy! Specific name varies. Contains synaptizine and omnizine. Requires fork. Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Alfredo.png Fettuccine Alfredo IngSpag.png + IngredientCreamV2.png OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Requires fork. Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Meatspaghetti2021.png Spaghetti with meatballs IngSpag.png + MeatballV2.png OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Specific name varies. Contains synaptizine. Requires fork. Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Chickenparm.png Chicken Parmigiana IngSpag.png + KetchupV2.png + ChickenNuggetV2.png OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Contains synaptizine. Requires fork. Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Chickenalfredo.png Chicken Alfredo IngSpag.png + IngredientCreamV2.png + ChickenNuggetV2.png OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Contains synaptizine. Requires fork. Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Lasanga.png Lasagna PastaSheetV2.png + KetchupV2.png + CheeseV2.png OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Contains omnizine. Requires fork. Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)

Pies

There are not only sweet pies like apple pie or chocolate mud pie, but savory ones too, such as stargazy pie. Cream pies are in here too, and as the Clown can confirm, they're great for pranks, such as mousetrap pie launchers, which can use all sorts of pies too, not just the cream variety. Regardless of the type of pie, pies in Goonstation do not need pie tins; just put in your filling and sweet dough, set the time, and have it go. It literally is easy as pie. Notice, though, that they specifically need sweet dough, not regular dough.

Pies are pretty good for your Stamina since most of them provide the Refreshed food status effect (a Stamina regeneration buff) when you take a bite out of them; you can imagine this as all the sugar in the pie (or at least the sweet dough) giving you some extra pep. It's also possible to make custom pies and custom cream pies that give a variety of effects depending on what's in them.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Creamy Pie.png Cream pie SweetDoughV3.png + IngredientCreamV2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Really great for throwing at faces. Requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
XCreamPie.png X cream pie SweetDoughV3.png + IngredientCreamV2.png + X OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Accepts any food item. Requires spoon. Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies
Pie.png Custard pie SweetDoughV3.png + Custard.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
Apple Pie.png Apple pie SweetDoughV3.png + AppleV3.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
Pumpkin pie.png Pumpkin pie SweetDoughV3.png + PumpkinV2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
Lemon pie.png Lemon meringue pie SweetDoughV3.png + LemonV3.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
Lime pie.png Key lime pie SweetDoughV3.png + LimeV3.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
StrawberryPie.png Strawberry pie SweetDoughV3.png + 2x StrawberryV2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
ChocolateMudPie.png Chocolate mud pie SweetDoughV3.png + Candy.png + ButterV2.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, high

OR

10 seconds, low
Not a euphemism, an actual mud pie this time. Accepts other types of candy too. Contains 10 units of pure hugs and 20 units of sugar. Requires spoon. Refreshed, Sturdy, and Sweaty
FoodSlurryPie.png Slurry pie SweetDoughV3.png + SlurrypodV2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high The cooking of the slurrypod revealed their restorative properties. Contains 15 units of mutadone. Requires spoon. Cold and Bad Breath
FoodBaconPie.png Bacon pie SweetDoughV3.png + RawBaconV2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon. Cold, Max Health Increased++, and Sweaty
Asspie.png Moon pie SweetDoughV3.png + ButtV2.png / Cyberbutt.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Get it? 10% chance of spawning with a silly alternate name such as "fart pie" or "mud pie". Requires spoon. Refreshed and Sweaty+
StargazyPie.png Stargazy pie SweetDoughV3.png + PotatoV3.png + FishFilletV2.png / SalmonFilletV2.png / WhiteFishFilletV2.png / SmallFishFilletV2.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, high

OR

10 seconds, low
Better than it looks, really. Requires spoon. Rad Wick, Refreshed, and Sweaty
ChickenPotPie.png Space-chicken pot pie SweetDoughV3.png + CarrotV3.png + ChickenNuggetV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high

OR

12 seconds, low
The classic savoury pie. Other forms of nuggets are accepted. Contains 20 units of chicken soup. Requires spoon. Max Health Increased++, Refreshed, and Sweaty
ChickenWeedPie.png Chicken "pot" pie SweetDoughV3.png + ChickenNuggetV2.png + CannabisLeafV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high

OR

12 seconds, low
Get it? Other forms of nuggets and cannabis are accepted. Contains 20 units of THC and 20 u of CBD. Requires spoon. Refreshed and Sweaty
XPie.png X pie SweetDoughV3.png + EggV2.png + X OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high You may add one or two items (food or otherwise). Requires spoon. Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies

Cookies And Moon Pies

Cookies, of course, require cookie dough, and there are a decent variety of fillings, including some more out-there ones. Thankfully, turning sweet dough (i.e. not regular dough) into cookie dough gives you a decent amount of them to work with. Sadly, though, in space, there are no cookie tins or cookie pans, so each oven can only make one cookie at a time.

Combine two cookies together with cream, sugar, and oatmeal in an oven, and you get what's called are collectively called "moon pies". These have no relation to the other type of pies aside from requiring an oven.

Most cookies provide the Refreshed buff; you can imagine this as representing the general tendency for sweets in real life to provide a quick boost of energy. The two exceptions are iron cookies, which boost your max health because the iron filling is making you more hardy (quite possibly literally), and bacon cookies, which make you sweat like a pig because the bacon came from one (presumably). The moon pies provide upgraded versions of the food buffs provided by the cookies they're made from.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Stroopwafel.png Stroopwafel 2x CookieDoughV2.png + MapleSyrupV2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Refreshed
SpookieV3Animated.gif Spookie CookieDoughV2.png + Ectoplasm2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Contains 10 units of ectoplasm. Refreshed
JaffaCakeV2.png Jaffa cake CookieDoughV2.png + Candy.png + OrangeV3.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high While in real life this is indeed legally considered a cake by parts of the British legal system, in Goonstation, this is considered a cookie. Refreshed
SugarMoonPie.png Sugar moon pie 2x SugarCookieV2.png + IngredientSugarV2.png + IngredientOatmealV2.png + IngredientCreamV2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Refreshed
OatmealMoonPie.png Oatmeal moon pie 2x OatmealCookieV2.png + IngredientSugarV2.png + IngredientOatmealV2.png + IngredientCreamV2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Refreshed+
Chocolate-chipMoonPie.png Chocolate moon pie 2x ChocolateChipCookieV2.png + IngredientSugarV2.png + IngredientOatmealV2.png + IngredientCreamV2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Refreshed+
IronMoonPie.png Iron moon pie 2x IronCookieV2.png + IngredientSugarV2.png + IngredientOatmealV2.png + IngredientCreamV2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Max Health Increased++
BaconMoonPie.png Bacon moon pie 2x BaconCookieV2.png + IngredientSugarV2.png + IngredientOatmealV2.png + IngredientCreamV2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Sweaty+
FullMoonPie2.png Full moon pie 2x Spookie2.png + IngredientSugarV2.png + IngredientOatmealV2.png + IngredientCreamV2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Contains 10 units of ectoplasm. Refreshed+
JaffaMoonCobbler.png Jaffa moon cobbler 2x JaffaCakeV2.png + IngredientCreamV2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Refreshed+
WhoopiePie.png Whoopie pie 2x ChocolateChipCookieV2.png + Candy.png + IngredientCreamV2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires chocolate-chip cookies specifically. Refreshed+

My Dream Bakery

DessertsTable.png Some dessert items allow for a multitude of customizations. Currently, cakes and donuts can be hand-crafted with love, allowing you to choose unique frostings, toppings, and fillings. Grab your kitchen island and your bread knife, it's time to bake off!

Donuts

IcingTubeNew.pngFrostedDonuts.png Donuts can be frosted to customize them. They have a shared reagent pool of 50 units, and each donut starts filled with 20 units of sugar already in it. This means you can fill the additional 30 units with reagents of your choosing. To fill a donut, use a syringe to inject reagents into it.

You can also frost the donut, which adds reagents to the reagent pool too. Frosting a donut once with an icing tube will also make a frosting layer that's the same color as the reagents in the tube, and will transfer 15 units of the frosting reagents to the donut. Frosting options include:

  • Full icing DonutIcing.png
  • Half-and-half icing DonutHalfandHalf.png
  • Dipped icing DonutDipped.png
  • Sprinkles DonutSprinkles.png
  • Center filling DonutCenterFill.png
  • Heart icing DonutHeart.png
  • Star icing DonutStar.png
  • Zigzag icing DonutZigZag.png

Frosting again will allow you to create another design on the donut that transfers another 15 units of reagent to the donut. You can also hit a donut with coconut meat to add coconut flakes on top of the donut, which doesn't count towards the reagent pool or use up a frosting slot. DonutCoconut.png

This is a perfect way to refill Security's supply of donuts if they're running low, with the added benefit of being able to make them custom donuts with helpful chemicals contained in every bite. They make a great portable snack to give to friends too!

Cakes

Meat cake new.pngSponge cake new.pngBasic cake.png

Cakes can be either hard-coded specific ones with unique sprites or customs ones made by taking a cake batter, putting it in the KitchenHelper with an item, and running the KitchenHelper. Alternatively, you can take a basic cake base and shove it in the oven with an item to bake the item into the cake, though it won't transfer any special coloring or filling.

Cakes
Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & Temperature Info Effects
Cake batter.png Cake batter SweetDoughV3.png + 2x EggV2.png MixerNew.png None The first step of baking any cake! None
Cake batter.png X Cake Batter Cake batter.png + X MixerNew.png None Blending a cake batter with another food item will bake into a cake of that type and color. This has to be done as a separate step after using the KitchenHelper the first time to make a cake batter. None
Basic cake.png Basic Cake Cake batter.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Varies
Basic cake.png X Cake Cake batter.png + X OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Creates a cake of whatever type of object you put in, but doesn't retain any of the special colors. Varies
Sponge cake new.png Creamy sponge cake Cake batter.png + IngredientCreamV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Cold and Energized
Chocolate cake new.png Chocolate sponge cake Cake batter.png + Candy.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Cold and Energized
Meat cake new.png Meat cake Cake batter.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Cold and Energized
Bacon cake new.png Bacon cake Cake batter.png + 3x RawBaconV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high An actual food crime. Cold and Energized
BaconCake.png True Bacon (TM) 7x RawBaconV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high An abomination... Gross Burps and Fire Burps
Icing IcingTubeNew.pngIcingModularCake.png

Icing tubes can be filled with any chemical mix of your choosing! Icing a cake will use 25 units of reagent to create a frosting style of your choosing in the color of the reagents used.

ToppingsCherryV4.png

Any food item can be used as a topping, but most food items will be applied as a generic topping. You can have up to three different toppings on a cake, one per layer. Adding a topping to a cake will transfer any of the food buffs that topping contains to the cake's reagent pool of up to 300 units. A few items are special toppings with unique sprites that can be added to a cake without limit.

Unique Toppings:

Stacking & Slicing CakesSlicesV2.png
  • Cakes can be stacked up to three tall.
  • Stacked cakes share a reagent pool (up to 300 units of chemicals)
  • Cakes can be sliced with a sharp enough tool, starting from the topmost layer.

Take pride in knowing your cake creations would probably net you the grand prize in one of those bake-off competition shows. Maybe.

Stove

Stove.png Soup! Not only does is it delicious, but it's quite good for you; the soup adds up all the healing amounts and up to 4 of the food buffs of the ingredients used. The more you put in, the more you get out!

  1. Click on the soup pot with an item to insert it as an ingredient. Go nuts!
    • You can use whatever, including things that aren't food, so long as it can go into a backpack.
      • You can't put another soup pot in the pot.
    • There is a limit on the number of things that can go in the pot, dependent on weight; essentially, you can fit in lots of tiny-size items but only a couple normal-size items.
    • The more ingredients you use, the more soup you can serve out. Be generous!
    • You can take ingredients out by click-dragging the pot onto you. This'll take out the most recently added ingredient.
  2. Click on the soup pot with a container of chemicals to pour it in as broth. Any chemicals. Up to 150 units of chemicals.
    • If at any point, you make a mistake and want to start over, you can click-drag the soup pot's sprite onto a floor tile while the pot's in your hand to recover the ingredients and pour the broth out. This also applies the turf effects of the reagents in the broth.
  3. Pick up the soup pot and click on the stove to put the pot on the stove. Use a lit welder, lighter, or similar flame source on the stove to light it. It'll start cooking for a few seconds.
  4. After it's finished, click on the stove to take the pot off.
  5. Click on the pot with a ladle to scoop up some soup, and click on a bowl with a ladle to serve it.

The resulting soup's name will be in the format "[ingredients] soup in [chemicals] broth", with the [chemicals] part displaying the three reagents with the highest volume, and you can Examine the soup pot to get a relative description of the amount of broth in the soup to the maximum volume and a similar one for ingredients. The description gets snarky if there's a lot of ingredients.

Miscellaneous

Recipes that don't quite fit elsewhere. Among many others, this includes a couple of ethnic/cultural dishes, various breakfast staples, soups, dips, snack foods, and even a few foods for non-humans.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Bacon and eggs.png Bacon and eggs 2x RawBaconV2.png + 2x EggV2.png OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Requires fork. Energized+
Foodwaffles.png Waffles SweetDoughV3.png + DoughV2.png OvenNew.png 10 seconds, low High Tek. Energized
DryPancakesV2.png / PancakesV2.png Pancakes IngredientPancakeMixV2.png + MapleSyrupV2.png OvenNew.png + InHand.png / DefibrillatorV2-32x32.png + DoughV2.png 6 seconds, high Don't forget to add the maple syrup after cooking the pancakes! Energized and Gassy
CrumpetV3.png Crumpet HoleyDoughV2.png OvenNew.png 3 Seconds, low. Very British. Healing Over Time (Brute)
SeedBagelV2.png / BagelPlainV2.png Bagel DoughCircleV2.png OvenNew.png 3 Seconds, low. Can create both plain and seed bagels. Sturdy
DonutV2.png Donut DoughCircleV2.png + IngredientSugarV2.png

OR

DoughV2.png / SemolinaDoughV2.png + StunBatonNew.png
OvenNew.png 3 Seconds, low. A nice loop of dough. It's also possible make donuts by clicking on dough with a stunbaton, referred to as batonfrying. The baton has to be on, you must be on any intent besides Harm, and you need to have the Security Training trait. This doesn't consume baton charge, so you can do this forever. Energized
BiscuitV2.png Biscuit IngredientFlourV2.png + DoughV2.png OvenNew.png 4 seconds, low Healing Over Time (Brute)
EnglishMuffinV2.png English Muffin BiscuitV2.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A Delicious. Cut in half with a knife. Warm
ButteredEnglishMuffinV2.png Buttered English Muffin BiscuitV2.png + ButterV2.png KnifeV2.png N/A Butter is optional. Energized
Macguffin.png Sausage MacGuffin 2x EnglishMuffinV2.png + CheeseV2.png + EggV2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Unrelated to any corporations. None
FoodHoneyWonks.png Honey Wonks FoodHoney.png + FoodPopeCrunch.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl. None
CookedBaconV2.png Bacon RawBaconV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Crispy. None
Omelettev2.png Omelette HumanoidMeatV2.png + CheeseV2.png + 2x EggV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Requires fork. Energized and Gross Burps
Omelettev2.png Deep-space hell omelette HumanoidMeatV2.png + CheeseV2.png + 2x SpaceBeeEgg.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high The space bees are not going to like this! Requires fork. Energized and Gross Burps
Meatballsub 2021.png Meatball sub PlainLoaf 2021.png/Baguette.png + MeatballV2.png + CheeseV2.png + KetchupV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Works with any type of bread loaf, as well as baguettes. Energized+ and Max Health Increased++
Banhmi 2021.png Banh mi Honeyloaf 2021.png/Baguette.png + CarrotV3.png + CucumberV2.png + RawBaconV2.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Works only with honeywheat bread and baguettes. Energized+ and Max Health Increased++
Garlicbread.png Garlic Bread Baguette.png + ButterV2.png + GarlicV3.png OvenNew.png 3 seconds, high Contains 20u of holy water. Healing Over Time (Toxin), Max Health Increased++, Energized and Bad Breath
Garlicbreadc.png Cheesy Garlic Bread Baguette.png + CheeseV2.png + ButterV2.png + GarlicV3.png OvenNew.png 3 seconds, high Contains 10u of holy water and 10u of cheese. Healing Over Time (Toxin), Max Health Increased++, Energized and Bad Breath
Fairybread.png Fairy Bread Sliceplain2021.png + IngredientSugarV2.png + ButterV2.png OvenNew.png 1 second, low A strange Australian creation. Contains 5u of bread and 5u of sugar. Refreshed+
SteakV3.png / SynthmeatSteakV3.png Steak HumanoidMeatV2.png / SynthmeatV2.png OvenNew.png 9 seconds, low You may use synth-, monkey- or human meat. Max Health Increased+ and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Fish fingers.png Fish fingers FishFilletV2.png / SalmonFilletV2.png / WhiteFishFilletV2.png / SmallFishFilletV2.png OvenNew.png 9 seconds, low The type of fish used is irrelevant. Don't think about fish with fingers. Healing Over Time (Burn),Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Sweaty
BakedPotatoV2.png Baked potato PotatoV3.png OvenNew.png 9 seconds, high A heated potato. Sturdy
Mashedpotatoes.png Mashed potatoes 3x PotatoV3.png MixerNew.png N/A They've been shown who's boss in the kitchen. Requires either a fork or spoon. Max Health Increased+ and Sturdy
FriesV4.png Fries Potatochips.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, low None
FoodSwedishMeatballs.png Swedish meatballs IngredientFlourV2.png + EggV2.png + 2x MeatballV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Bork Bork Bork! Requires fork. None
Plain pizza.png X pizza Pizza base.png + X InHand.png 6 seconds, high The toppings may consist of any food item. Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies
FoodXPizzaSlices.png 6x X pizza slices Plain pizza.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies
PizzaGhetti.png Pizza-ghetti Plain pizza.png/FoodXPizzaSlices.png + SpagT.png/SpagS.png InHand.png N/A Inherits the pasta's silly name. Contains pizza reagent and fleur-de-lys. Sweaty
MeatRangoon.png / Eggroll.png X rangoon / eggroll WontonWrapper.png + X DeepFryer.png N/A Combine the wrapper with a food item of your choice, then load it into the deep fryer. Tiny objects make a rangoon, normal-sized items an eggroll. Energized
Mashedbrains.png Mashed brains BrainV2.png / SynthbrainV2.png / OddCrystal.png / Intelligence Form Chip Rework2.gif MixerNew.png N/A Good brain food--no prions, guaranteed! Well-cooked mashed brains has a 1% chance to give you a good mutation...and a 1% chance to give you a bad one (both cannot happen at the same time). Eating this requires either a fork or a spoon. Max Health Increased++
Meatloaf.png Meatloaf MeatPasteV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Requires fork. Max Health Increased++
Taco.png Taco shell Tortilla.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Devoid of any and all taco ingredients None
MeatTaco.png Meat taco Taco.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png + CheeseV2.png + HotSauceV2.png InHand.png N/A Most types of meat can be used, including bacon. Energized and Warm
FoodTortillaChip.png 4x Tortilla chips Taco.png InHand.png N/A Crush an empty cooked taco shell to get four of these. Energized
FoodGuacamole.png Guacamole AvocadoV2.png FoodProcessor.png N/A Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Refreshed
FoodMintChutney.png Mint chutney MintPlant.png + ChiliPepperV2.png + GarlicV3.png + OnionV3.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Energized and Refreshed
Mapleoatmeal.png Oatmeal (random flavour) IngredientOatmealV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Healing Over Time (Brute)
TomatoSoup.png Tomato soup 2x TomatoV3.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Refreshed and Warm
Porridge.png Porridge 2x IngredientRiceV2.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, high

OR

10 seconds, low
Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Healing Over Time (Brute)
Gruel.png Gruel 3x FoodYuckV2.png MixerNew.png N/A Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Sweaty
ChiliConQueso.png Chili con queso ChiliPepperV2.png + CheeseV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Sweaty and Warm
FoodChiliBowl.png Chili con carne HumanoidMeatV2.png + ChiliPepperV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Fart Thrust and Warm
FoodChiliBowl.png Chili con flagration HumanoidMeatV2.png + ChiliPepperV2.png + 2x HotSauceV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Fire Burps and Warm
ElDiablo.gif El Diablo FoodChiliBowl.png + FoodChiliBowl.png + ChiliPepperV2.png + HotSauceV2.png OvenNew.png 10 seconds, high Warning: not for the faint of heart! Combine the con carne and flagration along with the rest of the listed ingredients. Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Fire Burps+ and Warm
CreamOfMushroom.png Cream of mushroom MushroomV3.png + MilkBottleV2.png MixerNew.png N/A Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Cleanse and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
FoodSalad.png Salad 2x LettuceLeafV2.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Requires fork Energized and Refreshed
HardBoiledEggV2.png Hard-Boiled Egg EggV2.png OvenNew.png 4 seconds, low The loose cannon of foods Night Vision and Healing Over Time (Brute)
DeviledEggV2.png Deviled Egg HardBoiledEggV2.png + KnifeV2.png InHand.png N/A An unholy egg. Energized
FoodEggSalad.png Egg Salad HardBoiledEggV2.png + FoodSalad.png + IngredientMayonnaiseV2.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Energized and Bad Breath
HaggisV2.png Haggis HeartV2.png + OnionV3.png + IngredientOatmealV2.png OvenNew.png 9 seconds, high Och laddie, don ya ken wha U'm sayin? Works with all other internal organs, namely lungs, stomachs (as per tradition), intestines, pancreases, kidneys, spleens, appendices, and, disturbingly, eyes. Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
HaggisV2.png Haggass ButtV2.png + OnionV3.png + IngredientOatmealV2.png OvenNew.png 9 seconds, high Makes you quite gassy, Scottish style. Requires a fork. Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
ScotchEggV2.png Scotch Eggs Sliceplain2021.png + EggV2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png OvenNew.png 3 seconds, high In scotland, Scotch Eggs count as a vegetable. Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
RefriedBeans.png Refried Beans RawBaconV2.png + 2x BeanPodV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Requires spoon. Fart Thrust and Gassy
RiceAndBeans.png Rice And Beans IngredientRiceV2.png + BeanPodV2.png OvenNew.png 10 seconds, low Requires spoon. Fart Thrust and Gassy
FriedRice.png Fried Rice IngredientRiceV2.png + EggV2.png + OnionV3.png + GarlicV3.png OvenNew.png 10 seconds, low Requires spoon. Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (All)
Omurice.png Omurice IngredientRiceV2.png + EggV2.png + KetchupV2.png OvenNew.png 8 seconds, low Requires spoon. Max Health Increased++ and Warm
Risotto.png Risotto IngredientRiceV2.png + ButterV2.png + OnionV3.png + GarlicV3.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, high Requires spoon. Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All)
Croissant.png Croissant SweetDoughV3.png + ButterV2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Healing Over Time (Brute)
Painauchocolat.png Pain au Chocolat SweetDoughV3.png + ButterV2.png + Candy.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Healing Over Time (Brute) and #Energized
Danish apple.png Apple Danish SweetDoughV3.png + ButterV2.png + AppleV3.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Healing Over Time (Brute) + Refreshed
Danish cherry.png Cherry Danish SweetDoughV3.png + ButterV2.png + CherryV4.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Healing Over Time (Burn) + Refreshed
Danish blueberry.png Blueberry Danish SweetDoughV3.png + ButterV2.png + BlueberryV2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Healing Over Time (Burn) + Energized
Danish weed.png Cannadanish SweetDoughV3.png + ButterV2.png + CannabisLeafV2.png OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Contains 10u of THC and 10u of CBD. Healing Over Time (Brute) + Healing Over Time (Burn)
XIceCreamCone.png X-flavoured ice cream IceCreamConeV2.png IceCreamMachineV3.gif N/A The machine offers three basic flavours. Alternatively, you can use a container (beaker, drinking glass, bottle etc.) with reagents of your choice. Cold
FoodNougatBar.png Nougat bar FoodHoney.png + IngredientSugarV2.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Chock full of nougat. None
Granolabar.png Granola bar FoodHoney.png + IngredientOatmealV2.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low A honey and oat based snack. Refreshed+
HetzCup.png Hetz' Cup PeanutButterV2.png + Candy.png InHand.png N/A Works with any candy, so long as it has chocolate reagent and isn't another Hetz Cup. None
AppleOnAStickV3.png Apple on a stick AppleV3.png + SteelRodsV2.png / Popsicle-stick.png InHand.png N/A It's like an apple, but with a handle. Cold and Refreshed
CandyAppleV3.png Candy apple AppleOnAStickV3.png + IngredientSugarV2.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Perfect for a crewmember, or a witch. Energized
DeliciousAppleOnAStickV3.png Delicious apple on a stick DeliciousAppleV3.png + SteelRodsV2.png / Popsicle-stick.png InHand.png N/A Contains 10 units of capulettium. Cold and Refreshed
DeliciousCandyAppleV3.png Delicious candy apple DeliciousAppleOnAStickV3.png + IngredientSugarV2.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Contains 10 units of capulettium. Energized
OrangeV3.png Synthorange OrangeV3.png + SynthmeatV2.png InHand.png N/A Must use synthmeat specifically. Heals twice the amount of regular oranges. Cold and Refreshed
DonkPocketV2.png Warm donk pocket DoughV2.png + MeatballV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Contains 15 units of delicious omnizine goodness. But eat it quick--it'll cool down in seven minutes and you won't get the omnizine. None
DonkPocketV2.png Warm donk pocket DonkPocketV2.png (cold) OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Most heat sources, e.g. the microwave, lighters, welders, etc., also work. None
DonkPocketV2.png Warm honk-pocket DoughV2.png + MeatballV2.png + BikeHorn.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Turns your farts into honks for a short time! But it does something completely different when it's left to cool for a good while... None
OnionChipsV2.png Onion Chips 2x OnionRingV2.png + GarlicV3.png + CheeseV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Like normal chips, but stinkier. Bad Breath
PopcornFullV3.png Popcorn CornCobV2.png +Welder.gif InHand.png N/A Heat the cob with a welding tool or other heat source until it pops. Night Vision
PopcornFullV3.png Popcorn CornCobV2.png FoodProcessor.png N/A Popped via the magic of the processor. Night Vision
Pickle.png Pickle CucumberV2.png FoodProcessor.png N/A A reminder of all the pickle jars the crew smashed. None
CandyCane.png Candy cane MintPlant.png + IngredientSugarV2.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Festive! Energized
EggNogCarton.png Egg nog 3x EggV2.png + MilkBottleV2.png OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Also Festive! N/A
FRUITCAKE.png Fruit cake SmolderingMessV2.png + FoodYuckV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high A December-month exclusive. Accepts both smoldering messes and physical manifestations of fried foods. Cold and Energized
NigiriRollPink.png / NigiriRollOrange.png / NigiriRollWhite.png Nigiri roll Riceball.png + FishFilletV2.png / SalmonFilletV2.png / WhiteFishFilletV2.png / SmallFishFilletV2.png InHand.png N/A There are different-colored variations depending on the color of fish fillet you use. Energized+
NigiriRollPink.png / NigiriRollOrange.png / NigiriRollWhite.png Nigiri roll Riceball.png + FishFilletV2.png / SalmonFilletV2.png / WhiteFishFilletV2.png / SmallFishFilletV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds low. Makes a random color nigiri roll, regardless of type of fillet used. Not correct sushi making. Energized+
OnigiriV2.png Onigiri Riceball.png + SeaweedSheetsV2.png InHand.png N/A A simplified version of how it is made in real life too, unlike... Warm
Onigiri.png / Sushiroll.png Sushi Roll FishFilletV2.png / SalmonFilletV2.png / WhiteFishFilletV2.png / SmallFishFilletV2.png + Riceball.png + SeaweedSheetsV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds low. Use knife to slice. Also incorrect sushi making. Max Health Increased
CustomSushiRollChopped.png / CustomSushiRoll.png Custom sushi roll SeaweedSheetsV2.png + StickyRice.png + X RollingMat.png N/A Click the rolling mat with seaweed sheet, then sticky rice, and then up to 3 food items of your choosing. Click on the mat with empty hand a couple times to roll up the mat, then click on it again to unroll it and take the sushi roll off. Use a knife to slice it into sushi rolls. Now this is correct sushi making! Effects very depending on what was added. Varies
HardtackV2.png Hardtack DoughV2.png + IngredientIronFillingsV2.png OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high None
BeeKibble.png Bee Kibble FoodYuckV2.png + FoodHoney.png + Foodwheat.png OvenNew.png 10 seconds, high For bee larva only. None
BirthdayCupcake.png Birthday Cupcake BeeKibble.png + RoyalJelly.png + SmallCandle.png + IngredientSugarV2.png OvenNew.png 10 seconds, high For space bees only...or brave humans. None
Tandoorichicken.png Tandoori Chicken Curry powder.png + ChickenNuggetV2.png + ChiliPepperV2.png + GarlicV3.png OvenNew.png 9 seconds, high Requires fork. Max Health Increased, Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm
Potatocurry.png Potato Curry Curry powder.png + PotatoV3.png + CarrotV2.png + Pea pod.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, low Requires fork. Energized, Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm
Coconutcurry.png Coconut Curry Curry powder.png + CoconutMeatV2.png + CarrotV2.png + IngredientRiceV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, low Requires fork. Max Health Increased, Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm
Chickenpineapplecurry.png Chicken Pineapple Curry Curry powder.png + ChickenNuggetV2.png + ChiliPepperV2.png + PineappleSliceV2.png OvenNew.png 7 seconds, low Requires fork. Healing Over Time (Brute), Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm

Deep Fryer

DeepFryer.png FriedConor.png
Every food can be deep-fried, and the same applies to many other objects. In fact, pretty much anything you can think of besides containers and bulky items - experiment! Note: Any food that is deep-fried keeps their effects and also gains the Warm effect.

Shitty Grill

ShittyGrill.gif Not-actually-all-that-shitty grill that appears on John's Bus, which can be called at the Space Diner and Mining Outpost for space-based maps and the Sea Diner for ocean-based maps. Grilling is simple: click on the grill to light it up, then wait a while for it to warm up. Once it's ready, click on the grill with an item in your hand to put that item on the grill. Wait a few seconds, then click on the grill again to take it off the grill.

Like the deep fryer, just about everything that can be held in your hand can be grilled, even things that aren't food, and the resulting grilled item is edible and counts as a food item for recipes that can accept food items, but not non-foods, as a custom ingredient. Moreover, there are different grill states depending on how long the item was on the grill, and if you get the timing right, the newly grilled item can have omnizine or even enriched MSG in it. However, the time frame for a perfect grill is short and unforgiving, and it's quite easy to just burn it into a char. Grilled food will keep their effects and also gain the Warm effect.

Grilling in John Bill's presence will elicit helpful and/or amusing comments from him. Supposedly, there's also a super-powered version with many different functionalities in some forsaken lab somewhere. Also, you probably shouldn't leave it on and unattended without anything grilling.

Microwave

MicrowaveNew.png Though rarely (if ever) used for anything, the microwave still has its place in the bar. Most people are aware of warm donk pockets, but there are also several other legacy recipes which might be of use to a bartender or hungry assistants - a second unit can be found in crew quarters, and more may be deployed with the help of a mechanic.

Produced item Recipe Info
DonutV2.png Donut IngredientFlourV2.png + EggV2.png
PopcornFullV3.png Popcorn CornCobV2.png
Foodwaffles.png Waffles 2x IngredientFlourV2.png + 2x EggV2.png
Pie.png Custard pie 2x IngredientFlourV2.png + BananaV2.png Peel the banana first! Requires spoon.
BurgerV2.png Burger IngredientFlourV2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png Possible types of meat: monkey, human.
BurgerV2.png Synthburger IngredientFlourV2.png + SynthmeatV2.png Synth meat only.
Foodbrainburger.png Brainburger IngredientFlourV2.png + BrainV2.png Only a monkey or human brain will work, not synthbrains! Infects whoever eats it with kuru.
Foodassburger.png Buttburger IngredientFlourV2.png + ButtV2.png Doesn't work with synth- or cyberbutts.
Foodroburger.png Roburger IngredientFlourV2.png + CyborgHeadStandardV2-32x32.png Recipe is limited to the standard cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with robotic transformation.
HeartburgerV2.png Heartburger IngredientFlourV2.png + HeartV2.png Works with human and monkey hearts. Synthetic or cyberhearts are not compatible.
MeatballV2.png Meatball HumanoidMeatV2.png + HumanoidMeatV2.png Valid combination: 1x monkey + 1x human.
DonkPocketV2.png Warm donk pocket IngredientFlourV2.png + MeatballV2.png
DonkPocketV2.png Warm donk pocket DonkPocketV2.png (cold) A box of them can be found in the kitchen refrigerator. Once heated, they will stay warm for about seven minutes.

In case of an invalid or unrecognized recipe, the microwave is less forgiving than its successor. However, it's not the end of the world and both failure states can be addressed rather easily.

MicrowaveMessy.png The microwave gets covered in muck! - Get a spray bottle or a sponge. Ask the janitor or simply steal one.

MicrowaveBroken.png The microwave breaks! - Use a screwdriver on the unit, then a wrench.

Just like real life, putting an egg in a microwave by itself is a Bad Idea.

Prison Loaf Processor

LoafProcessor.png Certain customers may not even be able to visit the bar and enjoy your culinary delicacies. Fortunately, there is still a convenient way to deliver food to the inmates: the Lay-Z Chef Prison Food Chute. Many items (food or otherwise) are suitable components for the processor, which sends the fresh loaf directly to the brig. While you have limited control over the taste or appearance of said loaf, there is actually more to it than meets the eye. It might be worthwhile to experiment with the amount and composition of the ingredients!

Icon Level Name Comments Notes
Prisionloaf base.png 1 Prison loaf A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible.
Prisionloaf base.png 2 Dense prison loaf The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today.
Prisionloaf base.png 3 Extra-dense prison loaf Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else.
Prisonloaf supercompressed.gif 4 Super-compressed prison loaf Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god.
Prisionloaf fissile.gif 5 Fissile loaf There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat. Throw it and watch what happens.
JPfru.gif 6 Fusion loaf Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within?
PrisonloafNeutron.gif 7 Neutron loaf Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons.
Prisonloaf quark.gif 8 Quark loaf This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy. You can bash through reinforced walls with this.
Prisonloaf degenerate.gif 9 Degenerate loaf You should probably call a physicist.
Prisonloaf strangelet.gif 10 Strangelet loaf You should probably call a priest. Flies around at random, destroying whatever it hits and heavily damaging players it bashes into.
Prisonloaf EinsteinRosen.gif 11 Einstein-rosen loaf A hypothetical feature of loaf-spacetime. It could in theory be used to open a bridge between one point in space-time to another point in loaf-spacetime, if one had the machine required ... Can be used to make a material that causes whatever it's made out of to float.

Food Effects

Consuming certain foods can grant you certain boosts to things like stamina regeneration and maximum health. Generally, the more complex or resource intensive the cooking process, the better the buffs the food provides, and the closer it's cooked to the optimal heat level and time, the longer the buffs last; you'll know you've gotten it right if you get a message like That tasted amazing! when eating it. Having THC in your system doubles the duration of the food buffs further.

Buff Explanation
Energized Adds +18 max stamina.
Energized+ Adds +22 max stamina.
Refreshed Adds +2.2 stamina regeneration.
Refreshed+ Adds +5 stamina regeneration.
Warm If you're below base body temperature (37 degrees C), raises your body temperature by 6 degrees Celsius every few seconds.
Cold If you're above base body temperature (37 degrees C), lowers your body temperature by 0.8 degrees Celsius every few seconds.
Cleanse Adds +80% Disease Resistance
Healing Over Time Heals varying amounts of the damage type listed every 5 seconds. Has variations that fix Burn, Brute, Tox, and all three.
Damage Over Time Deals varying amounts of the damage type listed every 5 seconds. Has variations that deal Burn, Brute, Tox, and all three.
Sweaty Small chance to sweat a fluid puddle of water beneath you. Gross. Unaffected by clothing worn.
Sweaty+ Like regular Sweaty, but with a higher chance of creating a puddle.
Max Health Increased Adds +10 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition.
Max Health Increased+ Adds +20 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition.
Max Health Increased++ Adds +40 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition and is enough to let you take two cyalume saber hits.
Gross Burps Your burps sound extra-grody.
Night Vision Lets you see better in darkness much like the Cat Eyes trait.
Sturdy Halves the chance for your limbs to be blown off by an explosion. Stacks with the Adamantium Skeleton trait.
Gassy Your *farts sound...interesting.
Fart Thrust *Farting lets you navigate through Space and pushes you forward on the Seafloor. Remember you can still use IJKL to orient your character.
Rad Wick Increases your radiation resistance.
Fire Burps When you *burp, you unleash a column of flame tiles up to 4 tiles in front of you, drastically shortening the buff.
Fire Burps+ Like regular Fire Burps, but the flames go up to 6 tiles instead of 4 and have a higher temperature.
Bad Breath Your breath is rancid and anyone near you can smell it. Mostly just flavour text.

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