Locker Room

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Locker Room
Location

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Last stronghold of human dignity.

Access

Everybody


This Locker Room next to Staff Assistants' Quarters is the crew go to get dressed and clean themselves, while they take luxurious baths and get nice tans in the little wooden room, technically called Health Spa. Since Cogmap2 is rarely chosen on the Goonstation Roleplay server, and the motives system usually isn't active on the plain Goonstation server (usually), the toilets and tubs here don't quite do anything hygienic. Still, they have their uses! Such as:

  • Bathtubs are basically 400-unit beakers, making them ideal for hobo chemistry and mass drug production.
  • Toilets can be used to stash items; simply click on them with the item to put things in, and click drag the toilet's sprite onto your character's to take things out.
  • Sinks will quickly wash your clothes and other items of any visible blood stains, and the washing machines to permanently remove any "blood-stained"/"piss-soaked/"puke-covered" modifiers from your clothes in case Security starts getting smart with its forensics.

There's also racks of towels and bedsheets and loads of generic jumpsuits and knit caps in all sorts of colors, as well as a uniform manufacturer that can make more of them, on top of backpacks, satchels, and many other things.

The Health Spa room has a few small candles for tasteful furnishing, as well as wardrobe of bathrobes and fuzzy slippers. There is also a tanning bed straight from Space Hawaii, so you have the ghostly white palor or deep-fried quantum cake pizza sandwich tan you've always wanted, and more, without having to talk to those awkward (but well-meaning) Geneticists. Crowbar the tanning bed and change the lighting tubes to get all sorts of bizarre skin tones.

Maintenance information

This room has no vents.

The APC for this room is located in the maintenance tunnel below it.

This room receives power via a wire that goes through the southern door of the white-tiled room.

Locker Room
Location

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Recalling fond memories of high-school hallways and gym class.

Access

Everybody


This Locker Room is a parlor of sorts for Crew Quarters and the Barbershop, and it serves a different purpose from its Cogmap2 counterpart. It has an array of personal lockers, claimable by swiping an ID card on them, each filled with a spare headset, backpack, satchel, and, for some reason, a remote signaler. There's a few washing machines here, for completely removing the puke/blood/piss out of your clothes, and a unisex bathroom nearby with bathtub and shower facilities.

There's also a clothing booth, so you can outfit yourself in something more modern and fashionable than a black/grey/white generic jumpsuit and knit cap from the wardrobe lockers. Just hand the booth some credits and climb in via click-drag. You'll even get to see what it looks like on you before you buy!

If you want to get away from these lockers in particular or leave the game in general for a short while (to eat/make lunch, for example), you can click on the honking huge Industrial Cryogenics Unit sitting in the middle of this place to enter "cryosleep" for 15 minutes or more. After the quarter hour is over, you can then pop out to rejoin the game, safely thawed out and ready for more SS13.

Maintenance information

This room has no vents. Nothing can get into these lockers. Not even gas physics.

The APC for this room is located in the maintenance tunnel to the right of it.

The functions of the Locker Rooms of other maps have been chewed up, spit out, and booed off stage and redelegated to Toilets, the alley below it, and the Laundry Room.

Locker Room
Location

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Wash yourself!

Access

Everybody


This Locker Room just below the Crew Quarters is where the crew of the NSS Clarion go to relieve themselves and clean up after a hard day's (?) work. While there are some uses for the apparatuses here in standard play, these things really shine when Motives are enabled, which applies pretty much all the time on the Goonstation Roleplay server. There's bladder-aiding toilets, hygiene-boosting showers, and most importantly, a neat hat for Staff Assistants a plunger. Remember, you can relieve yourself on the toilet by standing over it and either using the pee emote or say "*pee.

This is also where crew members go to get dressed for all sorts of occasions. There's various masks here for spicing up your wrestling matches and swimming gear for a dip in the pool nearby. Various uniform lockers are in here, for people transferring into other jobs, and for more general occasions, there's uniform manufacturer for making generic clothing and fancy-schmancy neato-burrito clothing booth here for outfitting yourself in something more fashionable than a generic jumpsuit and knit cap.

If you need a place to store your old clothes or anything else, there's an vast array of personal lockers, claimable by swiping an ID card on them, each filled with a spare headset, backpack, satchel, and, for some reason, a remote signaler.

Maintenance information

This room has no vents. That grate in the middle is actually a drain.

The APC for this room is located in the hallway left of this room.

Locker Room
Location

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Rummage Sale Reject Club HQ

Access

Everybody


This Locker Room right next door to the Nerd Dungeon is Oshan Lab's primary locker storage room. Lockers of what, you may ask? Clothes! Yellow clothes, purple clothes, green clothes, grey clothes--if it's part of ROY G. BIV and the white-grey-black morality trio, then there's a whole locker of knit caps and generic jumpsuits in that color here. Should it somehow run out, there's a uniform manufacturer to restock them and plenty of sheets to refill its supply of cotton.

If you fancy fancier wear, look no further than the clothing booth. This homely wooden machine that almost certainly does not have goblins in it can dress you up in fine garb for all occasions, from the bedroom to the ballroom--provided you pay in cash, of course.

Also, if you're in for a swim sometime soon, swing by and pick up the water wings, inner tube, and/or flippers here. You (probably) won't regret it! Also, if your clothes get so stained that there's more blood/urine/vomit/gib than actual clothing fiber, the sinks and washing machines here will cleanse it all out, in 3 minutes or less.

Maintenance information

This room has no vents. Clothes and vents simply do not go together.

The APC for this room is on the right wall, somewhat towards the northeast corner.

Looking for a room called "Locker Room"? There's no area explicitly called that on the Manta, but there are a few rooms that fulfill some of a locker room's functions. Looking for personal lockers? Seek the Fitness Center. Looking for colorful clothes and a place to change into them? Go to the Bathroom with the toilet stalls and washing machines.

Stationmap.png Locations on Cogmap2
General Arrivals · Emergency Storage B · Escape · Escape Pod Bay · Locker Room · Maintenance · Owlery · Main Hangar 1 & 2 · Net Cafe · Public Garden · Routing Depot · Tool Storage · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Catering Pod Bay · Chapel · Clown Tent · Crew Quarters · Derelict Crew Quarters · Gym · Health Spa · Hydroponics · Janitor's Closet · Janitor's Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Pool · Public Market Booths · Staff Assistants' Quarters
Security Security · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Secure Hangar · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoints
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · AI Upload · AI Upload Foyer · Captain's Quarters · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Genetics · Medical Director's Office · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Robotics · Auxiliary Storage · Medical Booth · Robot Depot
Research Research Wing · Artifact Research · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Science Pod Bay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Central Storage · Ore Processing / Refinery · Mining Department
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Pod Bay · Emergency Storage A · Emergency Air Hookup · Mechanics Workshop · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Mining Outpost · Listening Post · Research Outpost · Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Cogmap1
General Arrivals · Bathrooms · Crew Quarters A · Crew Quarters B · Emergency Storage · Escape · Locker Room · Maintenance · Owlery · Observatory · Main Hangar · Routing Depot · Tool Storage · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Catering Pod Bay · Chapel · Clown Tent · Crew Lounge · Gym · Hydroponics · Information Office · Janitor's Office · Janitor's Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Pool · Public Market · Stock Market Room
Security Security · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Dispatch · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Secure Hangar · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Mini-Brig
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · AI Upload · AI Upload Foyer · Captain's Quarters · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Genetics · Medical Director's Office · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Robotics · Medical Booth
Research Research Wing · Artifact Research · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Robot Depot · Science Pod Bay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Central Storage · Mining Department · Ore Processing / Refinery · Routers
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Pod Bay · Emergency Air Hookup · Mechanics Workshop · Primary Tool Storage · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Mining Outpost · Listening Post · Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Oshan Laboratory
General Arrivals · Crew Quarters A · Data Center · Emergency Storage A · Emergency Storage B · Escape Hallway · Information Office · Maintenance · Net Cafe · Observatory · Pod Bay · Tool Storage · Toilets · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Bar Office · Barbershop · Catering Hangar · Catering Storage · Chapel · Clown Hole · Crew Lounge · Fitness Center · Hydroponics · Janitor's Office · Janitor's Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Nerd Dungeon · Public Market · Radio Lab · Sauna · Shower Room · West Crew Lounge · Zen Garden
Security Security Department · Armory · Beepsky's House · Defendant's Chair · General Population · HoS Office · Interrogation Room · Processing Room · Secure Dock · Security Foyer · Solitary Cells · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoints
Command AI Chamber · AI Upload · Bridge · Captain's Quarters · Customs · Head of Personnel's Office · EVA · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Cloning · Cryo · Genetics · Medbay Operating Theatre · Medbay Restroom · Medical Director's Office · Medical Storage · Monkey Dome · Morgue · Pharmacy · Pathology · Robotics · Treatment Cells
Research Research Sector · Artifact Lab · Chemistry · Computer Core · Research Dock · Research Director's Office · Robot Depot · Science Teleporter · Toxins Storage · Research Outpost · Research Outpost Hangar · Research Outpost Toxins Storage · Research Outpost Test Chamber · Toxins
Cargo & Mining Central Warehouse · Mining · Mining Dock · Quartermaster's Office · Refinery · Supply Lobby
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Dock · Engineering Gas Storage · Engineering Storage · Inner Engineering · Power Room · Engineering EVA · Mechanic's Lab · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Listening Post · Sea Elevator · Seafloor · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Manta
General Arrivals · Crew Quarters A · Crew Quarters B · Crew Quarters C · Bathrooms · Escape · Maintenance · Submarine Bay (Port) · Submarine Bay (Starboard) · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · The Rising Tide/Bar · Barman's Office · Chapel · Chapel Office · Crematorium · Crew Lounge · Fitness Room · Garbage Garbs · Hydroponics · Janitor's Office · The Rusty Crab/Kitchen · Freezer · Sauna
Security Security Department · Security Foyer Checkpoint · Sec. Officers Quarters · Armory · Brig · Cell Block Control · General Population · Cell #1 · Solitary Confinement · Visitation · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Submarine Bay (Security) · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Detective's Bedroom · Beepsky's House
Command AI Upload Chamber · AI Upload Foyer Port · AI Upload Foyer Starboard · Bridge · Communications Office · Communications Office Bedroom · Captain's Office · Captain's Quarters · Head of Personnel's Office · Head of Personnel's Personal Quarters · Port Torpedo Bay · Starboard Torpedo Bay · EVA Storage · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Medbay Lobby · Cloning · Medical Research · Morgue · Medbay Treatment Area · Cryo · Medbay Operating Theatre · Medbay Restroom · Robotics · Treatment Rooms · Medbay Staff Area · Medical Storage · Medical Director's Office
Research Research Sector · Artifact Lab · Chemistry · Pathology Research · Robot Depot · Research Director's Private Quarters · Research Restroom · Science Teleporter · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Mining · Submarine Bay (Mining) · Cargo Bay · Cargo Bay Office
Engineering Engineering · Engineering Break Room · Engineering Quarters · Engineering Restroom · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Storage · Engineering Control Room · Inner Engineering · Singularity Core · Engineering Power Room · Engineering Gas Storage · Mechanic's Lab · Technical Storage
Off-Station Abandoned Ship · Clown Hole · Ghost Drone Factory · Robot Trading Outpost · Sea Diner · Seafloor · Syndicate Assault Vessel · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Kondaru
General Arrivals · Aviary · Bathrooms · Crew Quarters · Emergency Storage A · Escape Arm · Escape Dock · Gym · Nerd Dungeon · Pool · Public Market · Routing Cabinet · Routing Depot · Sauna · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Bar Office · Catering Storage · Chapel · Clown Hole · Hydroponics · Janitor Office · Janitor Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · News Office · Public Podbay
Security Security · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoints · Secure Hangar
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · AI Upload · Captain's Quarters · Command Pod Pad · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Cloning · Cryo · Genetics · Medbay Podbay · Medical Booth · Medical Director's Office · Monkey Dome · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Pharmacy · Robotics · Treatment Rooms
Research Artifact Lab · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Research Router · Robot Depot · Science Podbay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Warehouse · Ore Processing / Refinery · Mining Department · Mining Podbay
Engineering Chief Engineer's Office · Cold Loop · Engineering · Engineering Break Room · Engineering Gas Storage · Engineering Podbay · Power Room · Engine Room · Hot Loop · Mechanics Workshop · Power Transmission Laser · Pump Control Room · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory· Listening Post· Mining Outpost· Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality