Gym

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Location
Gym
Function

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Athletic shorts storage and robusting practice area.

Access

Everybody


Once in a blue moon, someone will actually hold a boxing tournament in this Fitness Room. Often, the participants strip down to just jumpsuits for bare-knuckling fight-clubbing, but sometimes they might put on the boxing shorts and gloves or even put on one of the wrestling masks in the wardrobe nearby. They might even hire some random Staff Assistant as a announcer and have them ring the surprisingly loud bell, make entertaining banter over the pipe and loudspeaker, and periodically remind the crew to watch the match over Television. In any case, these tend to be messy affairs, ending in several trips to medbay.

In the meantime, all these equipment will stay, waiting. The exercise machines will remain in the upper portion, waiting for someone to figure out how to use them and gain an somewhat decent stamina regen buff, and the Shower Room nearby will eagerly await robusters ready to relax in there, even if they're just there to swirlie some nerd.

It stands to mention that the athletic shorts have two pockets and space for a belt and ID, just like any other clothes. Don't get ideas now.

Maintenance information

Its air can be supplied from the West Emergency Air Hookup, although the room itself has no vents.

The APC for this room is located in South West maintenance.

The power is supplied via a cable in South West maintenance.

Location
Gym
Function

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Athletic shorts storage.

Access

Everybody


Does (ro)busting make you feel good? You'll fit in the Fitness Room left of the Cafeteria. This generously-sized gym with surprisingly good wooden flooring houses a variety of sports equipment, such basketballs and basketball hoops, weird exercise machine things, punching bags with various loathed antagonists, and even a clown bop-bag. There's also a super-robust baseball bat somewhere near this place too. Unfortunately, there's no baseball uniform or pepper steak, so you can't reenact moments from your favorite French surrealist deconstructivist RPGs.

Most notably, it has a multi-purpose fighting ring. Why not host a tournament here? This room already has four sets of shorts and boxing gloves, a genuine wrestling bell, a speaker and mic set, a cabinet of wrestling masks, and plenty of seating for spectators and coaches. All you need to give are wrestlers/boxers and a commentator or two to man the mike. Maybe some ring babes/hunks too?

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. Have you seen a sport involving vents?

The APC for this area is in the maintenance area above.

Location
Gym
Function

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Athletic shorts storage and robusting practice area.

Access

Everybody


This is the NSS Destiny's very own Gym, located right across from the industrial cryogenics unit and built where the mining magnet used to be. It consists of an full-ledged boxing/wrestling ring for starting your own Wrestlemania and re-enacting your favorite scenes from those Rocky movies. There is also small rest area to its right with a few vending machines, as well as a workout room to its left, equipped with strange exercise machine doohickeys, various punching bags to vent your space anger, and a set of basketball equipment for holding your very own space jam.

Once in a blue moon, someone will actually hold a boxing tournament here. These tend to be messy affairs, ending in several trips to Medbay. It stands to mention that the athletic shorts have two pockets and space for a belt and ID, just like any other clothes. Don't get ideas now.

The Gym and Pool on the NSS Clarion have settled their differences and have become one as the Fitness Center.

Location
Gym
Function

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Athletic shorts storage and robusting practice area.

Access

Everybody


The Gym is a special place on Linemap where you can punch people in the face, while both of you are half-naked, and have people actually applaud and set off fireworks for you instead of having the Keystone Kops in the nearby donut shop chasing after you. If punching other crew members isn't your thing, you can punch people by surrogate via the punching bags. If punching anything at a all still isn't your thing, there's rack with basketball equipment for re-enacting your favorite moment from Space Jam, plus various exercise machines.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. Imagine all the sweat in this place.

The APC for this room is in the maintenance tunnel above.

Location
Gym
Function

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Athletic shorts storage and robusting practice area.

Access

Everybody


The Gym is a special place on Mushroom Station devoted primarily towards punching the utter crap out of people, half-naked, with colorful foam gloves. Practice your technique via the punching bags, then put your true skill to the test by fighting a Monkey (likely from the Cafeteria area nearby) in the ring. When you've finally gone the distance, that poster should remind you exactly where you must rise to the challenge of the rival. Don't worry if you get too badly hurt; there's a box of medical patches right by.

Once you emerge as the survivor, you can finally rest. Just take the door west straight into paradise.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. The better to smell the sweet scent of victory and taste the thrill of the fight.

The APC for this room is on the north wall.

Location
Gym
Function

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Shorts storage.

Access

Everybody


The Gym is a special place a little bit south of the Chapel where inmates can punch the crap out of each other. Well, technically, they can punch the crap out of each other anywhere in the whole station, but it's only tolerated here. That's why there's a wrestling ring and a wardrobe full of athletic shorts, boxing gloves, and wrestling masks here. There's also a few weird foreign exercise machines and an arcade cabinet, but nobody knows why those are here.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. Take deep breaths if this place ever runs out of air!

The APC for this room is magically floating in the southwest corner, near one of those exercise machines.

Location
Gym
Function

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Punch station.

Access

Everybody


The Gym is a special place on the outpost where you can channel your hatred and loathing of this cramped little rock in the middle of nowhere into punching the utter shit out of things. If you've got a friend or know a Boxer, you can get together in the ring and take your anger out on each other. If you don't, that's alright; there's punching bags and weird exercise machine things for you to use.

By the way, did you know that boxing gloves are insulative? It's true! They really do protect you from electricity because they're made completely out of synthrubber! You could use that to hack the doors you need to get the dodge out your miserable little rock!

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. Imagine all the sweat in this place. Especially since the showers are a good distance away.

The APC for this room is in the maintenance tunnel left of here.

Location
Gym
Function

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Fan club chapter lodge

Access

Everybody


This Fitness Center (or, just, Gym) below the Bar is the HQ of Oshan Lab's local Wrestlemania and Rocky fan clubs. For a co-inhabited clubhouse, it's surprisingly well-designed and maintained. Not only is there no shortage of athletic shorts, but the floors are also professionally-lacquered wood instead of cheap-ass metal, it's built right next to a shower room, there's a convenient MiniMed for sports injuries, and the spectator seats are in lovely shades of red and blue that really coordinate well with the team shorts colors. It's even got a booth for the referee to sit in, directly left of the ring and right up close to all the action.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. Wrestlemania fan club bylaws specifically forbid vents being the sane room as athletic shorts.

The APC for this area is in the north wall of the little booth left of the ring.

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