Owlery

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Owlery
Location

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A spot of green on the station. The tall grass is just painted metal, though.

Access

Everybody


Below the majestic purple of the Chapel and the dull grey of the Public Garden, you'll find the station's own patch of forest, the Owlery. This dark grove is home to the local colony of space owls, evenly dispersed throughout the woodlot.

At both ends of the oak table, you'll find two particularly large, immovable owls guarding the shrine to the Great Owl, Wonkmin. Scattered about are six smaller space owls that roam around hooting praises to Wonkmin. Among them are:

  • Funky space owl: A famous owl known for inventing the Lindy-Wonk.
  • Space owl named Carl: A grumpy owl that was quite a looker in his days.
  • Owl of ill-repute: Rather rude. Suspected to be secretly worshipping another deity, the Pope of Crunchiness.
  • Shameful space owl: An owl whose farts sound like hoots.
  • Unfortunate space owl: An owl who nearly walled himself into a wine cellar, thinking there was rare owl wine in it.
  • Space owl: A ridiculously average high school space owl that attends a perfectly ordinary space owl high school.

There are also two subrooms at the right and left ends of the forest. The left one contains the former lair of Owlman, a great Strigiformian hero of ages long ago. It still contains his favorite mop and owl costume. The right one holds his stash of wooden planks, with which Owlman built the shrine to Wonkmin that now sits in this very room. Beware of any blasphemous Blobs that try to conquer the shrine via these two subrooms.

Owlery
Location

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A spot of green on the station. The tall grass is just painted metal, though.

Access

Everybody


This little paradise is home to Hooty McOwlface. It contains a small field of beautiful green grass, various shrubs and trees, a space-mouse and a shrine to owlhood. Fans of Hooty can take an owl suit and be just like him.

Owl Name Location in Owlery Description
Hooty McOwlface The Owl Critter Current Master of the Roost
A Pretty Owl Top left corner of the owlery The earliest in the line of Pretty Owls
A Prettier Owl Top right corner The 2nd of the pretty owls, middling of prettiness
An Owl of Even More Prettiness Near the bottom A relatively new model of portable owl, improving upon prettiness
The Sexiest Owl Bottom right corner This owl transcends mere prettiness.
an Owl with a chip out of his beak Bottom left corner A veteran owl of many stations.

Unfortunately, Destiny was not fortunate enough to be graced with an owlery. It does, however, have an Aviary.

Owlery
Location

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A spot of green on the station. The tall grass is just painted metal, though.

Access

Everybody


Hoot, hoot motherfuckers crew, the Owlery is back! This little paradise is home to Hooty McOwlface, the hootiest, wonkminest owl of all of the galaxy. It contains a small field of beautiful green grass, various shrubs and trees, a space birb and a shrine to owlhood. Fans of Hooty can take an owl suit and be just like him.

Owl Name Location in Owlery Description
Hooty McOwlface The Owl Critter Current Master of the Roost
A Pretty Owl Bottom right The earliest in the line of Pretty Owls
The Sexiest Owl Middle, close by the window This owl transcends mere prettiness.
an Owl with a chip out of his beak Top left, left of the table A veteran owl of many stations.
Space owl Bottom left The classic model, in large, easy to love size.
Owlery
Location

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A spot of green on the station. The tall grass is just painted metal, though.

Access

Everybody


Hoot, hoot crew, it's the Owlery! This little paradise is home to Hooty McOwlface, the hootiest, wonkminest, and, now, sexy-saxophonist owl of all of the galaxy. It's the personal jazz lounge of Hooty himself, set in a small field of beautiful green grass, various shrubs and trees, and most importantly, saxophones! Moreover, thanks to the wonders of community code patches owl wisdom, there is a functional(!) jukebox here where you can hear Hooty's favorite tunes. More devoted fans of Hooty can take an owl suit and be just like him.

The quantum telescope is also located here, so you can find and pull in your favorite asteroids amongst your favorite members of the Strigidae family.

Owl Name Location in Owlery Description
Hooty McOwlface The Owl Critter Current Master of the Roost
A Pretty Owl Top left corner of the owlery The earliest in the line of Pretty Owls
A Prettier Owl Top right corner The 2nd of the pretty owls, middling of prettiness
An Owl of Even More Prettiness Near the bottom A relatively new model of portable owl, improving upon prettiness
The Sexiest Owl Top middle, close by the window This owl transcends mere prettiness.
an Owl with a chip out of his beak Bottom left corner A veteran owl of many stations.
Owlery
Location

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A spot of green on the station. The tall grass is just painted metal, though.

Access

Everybody


This dark little grove across the hall from the Pool is the Owlery, home to the station's owl colony of parrots and owls, the Gods' most sacred creatures. If you want to see the finest examples of things that have two legs, go here.

Owlery
Location

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O W L S

Access

Everybody


This little enclosure behind the Medical Booth is no ordinary owlery, it's an Owl Zone! The finest two-legged creatures on the station live in this grove, hooting and ooting and making praises to the Great Orange, Wonkmin. Blessed humans can join the celestial chorus and be just like them, by donning on the sacred owl mask and suit.

Owl Name Location in Owlery Description
A Pretty Owl Top right corner The earliest in the line of Pretty Owls
The Sexiest Owl Left middle, near the left tree This owl transcends mere prettiness.
an Owl with a chip out of his beak Bottom right corner, near the table A veteran owl of many stations.

One's tall and stalwart, immovable object with great sonorous hoot. One's slim and svelte, an unstoppable force zipping about at the speed of squawks. Together, they become... the Habitat Dome!

Oshan Lab simultaneously does have and does not have an Owlery. By that, we mean there is no owlery, but it sorta has a equivalent in the form of an Aviary, called the Zen Garden

Owlery
Location

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A spot of green on the station. The tall grass is just painted metal, though.

Access

Everybody


On the far west end of the NSS Horizon is the ship's sole patch of nature, the Owlery, past the decadence of culture and civilization embodied by the Fitness Center and the environmental degradation that goes on in the Mining Department to satisfy NanoTrasen's boundless hunger for materials and profit. Here, big owl Portable Owl and their smaller space owl friends sit under a tree that's seen better days and try to emulate their old habitats with the paper and bedsheets from the bins nearby. If you want to, you can get a wrench and use it on Portable Owl to make them movable, hopefully so you can relocate them to some place better.

Fun fact: Portable Owl used to be called Portable Flasher, a pun on both the flashers used by Sec and the flashers that would be probably be violating Rule 4. Then someone pointed out that owls don't wear clothes in nature, and thus they can neither be naked nor clothed, meaning that one half of the flasher pun doesn't actually work.

Maintenance Information

There are not vents. Owls don't need them, in the same way most people don't need what's being peddled to them by NanoTrasen.

The APC for this room is on the top wall. Not that it really powers anything...

Stationmap.png Locations on Cogmap2
General Arrivals · Emergency Storage B · Escape · Escape Pod Bay · Locker Room · Maintenance · Owlery · Main Hangar 1 & 2 · Net Cafe · Public Garden · Routing Depot · Tool Storage · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Catering Pod Bay · Chapel · Clown Tent · Crew Quarters · Derelict Crew Quarters · Gym · Health Spa · Hydroponics · Janitor's Closet · Janitor's Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Pool · Public Market Booths · Staff Assistants' Quarters
Security Security · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Secure Hangar · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoints
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · AI Upload · AI Upload Foyer · Captain's Quarters · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Genetics · Medical Director's Office · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Robotics · Auxiliary Storage · Medical Booth · Robot Depot
Research Research Wing · Artifact Research · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Science Pod Bay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Central Storage · Ore Processing / Refinery · Mining Department
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Pod Bay · Emergency Storage A · Emergency Air Hookup · Mechanics Workshop · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Mining Outpost · Listening Post · Research Outpost · Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Cogmap1
General Arrivals · Bathrooms · Crew Quarters A · Crew Quarters B · Emergency Storage · Escape · Locker Room · Maintenance · Owlery · Observatory · Main Hangar · Routing Depot · Tool Storage · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Catering Pod Bay · Chapel · Clown Tent · Crew Lounge · Gym · Hydroponics · Information Office · Janitor's Office · Janitor's Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Pool · Public Market · Stock Market Room
Security Security · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Dispatch · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Secure Hangar · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Mini-Brig
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · AI Upload · AI Upload Foyer · Captain's Quarters · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Genetics · Medical Director's Office · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Robotics · Medical Booth
Research Research Wing · Artifact Research · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Robot Depot · Science Pod Bay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Central Storage · Mining Department · Ore Processing / Refinery · Routers
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Pod Bay · Emergency Air Hookup · Mechanics Workshop · Primary Tool Storage · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Mining Outpost · Listening Post · Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Oshan Laboratory
General Arrivals · Crew Quarters A · Data Center · Emergency Storage A · Emergency Storage B · Escape Hallway · Information Office · Maintenance · Net Cafe · Observatory · Pod Bay · Tool Storage · Toilets · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Bar Office · Barbershop · Catering Hangar · Catering Storage · Chapel · Clown Hole · Crew Lounge · Fitness Center · Hydroponics · Janitor's Office · Janitor's Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Nerd Dungeon · Public Market · Radio Lab · Sauna · Shower Room · West Crew Lounge · Zen Garden
Security Security Department · Armory · Beepsky's House · Defendant's Chair · General Population · HoS Office · Interrogation Room · Processing Room · Secure Dock · Security Foyer · Solitary Cells · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoints
Command AI Chamber · AI Upload · Bridge · Captain's Quarters · Customs · Head of Personnel's Office · EVA · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Cloning · Cryo · Genetics · Medbay Operating Theatre · Medbay Restroom · Medical Director's Office · Medical Storage · Monkey Dome · Morgue · Pharmacy · Pathology · Robotics · Treatment Cells
Research Research Sector · Artifact Lab · Chemistry · Computer Core · Research Dock · Research Director's Office · Robot Depot · Science Teleporter · Toxins Storage · Research Outpost · Research Outpost Hangar · Research Outpost Toxins Storage · Research Outpost Test Chamber · Toxins
Cargo & Mining Central Warehouse · Mining · Mining Dock · Quartermaster's Office · Refinery · Supply Lobby
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Dock · Engineering Gas Storage · Engineering Storage · Inner Engineering · Power Room · Engineering EVA · Mechanic's Lab · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Listening Post · Sea Elevator · Seafloor · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Manta
General Arrivals · Crew Quarters A · Crew Quarters B · Crew Quarters C · Bathrooms · Escape · Maintenance · Submarine Bay (Port) · Submarine Bay (Starboard) · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · The Rising Tide/Bar · Barman's Office · Chapel · Chapel Office · Crematorium · Crew Lounge · Fitness Room · Garbage Garbs · Hydroponics · Janitor's Office · The Rusty Crab/Kitchen · Freezer · Sauna
Security Security Department · Security Foyer Checkpoint · Sec. Officers Quarters · Armory · Brig · Cell Block Control · General Population · Cell #1 · Solitary Confinement · Visitation · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Submarine Bay (Security) · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Detective's Bedroom · Beepsky's House
Command AI Upload Chamber · AI Upload Foyer Port · AI Upload Foyer Starboard · Bridge · Communications Office · Communications Office Bedroom · Captain's Office · Captain's Quarters · Head of Personnel's Office · Head of Personnel's Personal Quarters · Port Torpedo Bay · Starboard Torpedo Bay · EVA Storage · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Medbay Lobby · Cloning · Medical Research · Morgue · Medbay Treatment Area · Cryo · Medbay Operating Theatre · Medbay Restroom · Robotics · Treatment Rooms · Medbay Staff Area · Medical Storage · Medical Director's Office
Research Research Sector · Artifact Lab · Chemistry · Pathology Research · Robot Depot · Research Director's Private Quarters · Research Restroom · Science Teleporter · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Mining · Submarine Bay (Mining) · Cargo Bay · Cargo Bay Office
Engineering Engineering · Engineering Break Room · Engineering Quarters · Engineering Restroom · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Storage · Engineering Control Room · Inner Engineering · Singularity Core · Engineering Power Room · Engineering Gas Storage · Mechanic's Lab · Technical Storage
Off-Station Abandoned Ship · Clown Hole · Ghost Drone Factory · Robot Trading Outpost · Sea Diner · Seafloor · Syndicate Assault Vessel · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality