Barbershop

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Barbershop
Location

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A place to trim 'willing' customers' hair.

Access

Everybody


A small little room on the side of Hydroponics and the Bar. It's a very popular place to stay in style with the latest new hair styles. Some more frequent customers tend to not enjoy it as much, but that's probably just a rumor...

The Barber will find all the tools of their trade here and inside the storage area next to it. If you're someone else desperate for something to do with your shift, spare barber uniforms are also available.
Barbershop
Location

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Your one-stop shop for multicolored afros.

Access

Everybody


On the rare occasion that someone works here, the barbershop (technically named The Snip) is where you go to improve your hairstyle after terrible accidents in Chemistry or Engineering mess up your 'do. The place stocks dyes, razor blades, hair-growing chemicals of questionable authenticity, and scissors.

See Barber for more information.

Barbershop
Location

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Your one-stop shop for multicolored afros.

Access

Everybody


The Barbershop, officially known as The Snip, is tiny room close to the Bridge and Toilets. It's a very popular place to stay in style with the latest new hair styles, as well as just fixing your hair after a Chemistry or Engineering accident. Some more frequent customers tend to not enjoy it as much, but that's probably just a rumor...

The Barber will find all the tools of their trade here and inside the storage area next to it. If you're someone else desperate for something to do with your shift, spare barber uniforms are also available. You can visit the Barber to learn how to use all this equipment.

Barbershop
Location

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Your one-stop shop for multicolored afros.

Access

Everybody


The Barbershop, officially known as The Snip, is tiny room close to the Locker Room. It's a very popular place to stay in style with the latest new hair styles, as well as just fixing your hair after a Chemistry or Engineering accident. Some more frequent customers tend to not enjoy it as much, but that's probably just a rumor...

The Barber will find all the tools of their trade here and inside the storage area next to it. If you're someone else desperate for something to do with your shift, spare barber uniforms are also available. You can visit the Barber to learn how to use all this equipment.

Barbershop
Location

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Your one-stop shop for multicolored afros.

Access

Everybody


The Barbershop, officially known as The Snip, is tiny room where dead hair cells go to get cut off and left for dead, conveniently close by where a mortician works. It's a very popular place to stay in style with the latest new hair styles, as well as just fixing your hair after a Chemistry or Engineering accident. Some more frequent customers tend to not enjoy it as much, but that's probably just a rumor...

The Barber will find all the tools of their trade here and inside the storage area next to it. If you're someone else desperate for something to do with your shift, spare barber uniforms are also available. You can visit the Barber to learn how to use all this equipment.

Barbershop
Location

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Your one-stop shop for multicolored afros and obnoxious Technicolor hair.

Access

Everybody


The Barbershop, officially known as The Snip, is tiny room near the Cafeteria where the Barber gives funky afros and unrealistically-colored cartoon hair. Or would do, if he had any customers. He'd love to get some, even if they're not exactly there by their own will. Since he doesn't though, he usually just practices his barbershop singlet routine or feeds the birds in the Owlery right out the door.

All the tools of Barber trade are here and inside the storage area next to it. If you're someone else desperate for something to do with your shift, spare barber uniforms are also available. You can visit the Barber to learn how to use all this equipment.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent or drain. All the hair would just clog it anyways.

The APC for this room is above the wooden table near the window sign.

Barbershop
Location

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Your one-stop shop for multicolored afros and obnoxious Technicolor hair.

Access

Everybody


While the Chef doesn't work at the Chefshop, and the Merchant doesn't work at the Merchantshop, the Barber does work at the Barbershop, specifically this one near Crew Quarters, which the Barber calls The Snip. The Barber practices the fine art of toupepiary here, delicately shaping each person's hair into an obnoxious afro, which they then dye into a fine hue of outrageous pink and cut off to donate to those poorer and more deserving of such fine follicles.

Or at least that's what they would do. In reality, very few people even need a haircut, much less need to come here, so instead the Barber just chills in their little secret hideout that behind that false wall in the white tile room, fiddling with the doohickeys he stole from the chapel.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent or drain. All the hair would just clog it anyways.

The APC for this room is in the white tile area.

Barbershop
Location

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Your one-stop shop for shivs and Snidely Whiplash 'staches.

Access

Everybody


The Barbershop, officially know as The Snip is an absolutely tiny alcove above the Bar that houses the station's local Barber. It gets even less business than the ones in space do, but, surprisingly, the Barber doesn't mind one bit. They've been having loads of fun snipping the planet's seaweed and coral life, and as far as they're concerned, getting actual customers, no matter how unwilling, is just another cherry on top of sugar sweet life under the sea.

You can join them too, if you want, or even fill in for them while they're gone. It's easy! All you need are the right tools in the right places, and you'll be well on your way to filling the station with rainbow afros and Snidely-Whiplash-style 'staches.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent or drain. Not that the Barber cares.

The APC for this room is in the bottom left corner.

Barbershop
Location

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Being grodier than the Clown.

Access

Everybody


This absolute disaster area is the remains of the Barbershop, hanging off the maintenance area below the Courtroom like a parasite. While there's a few useful items here, such as a mechanical toolbox, a first-aid kit, and an emergency hood & suit set, most of the stuff here is actual garbage that's more than likely bad for your health, such as the hobowines, designer ???-pill bottles with random contents, the neckbeard fedora, and, most especially, the clown mask.

On the bright side, theoretically, you could clean up this place and re-establish it as an actual barbershop. All the required machinery is still there. While you'd probably not get many customers, if at all, you'd at least give a nice change of scenery for those looking for this area's ChemDepot ands its expensive chem offerings.

Maintenance Information

Somehow, there actually is a vent in here. It's linked with a hookup in the maintenance area below the Shower Room. You can't miss it, because it has this crazy wire loop in there.

The APC for this room is in on the top wall, by the red airlocks.

Barbershop
Location

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Producing snips, snails, and space dog tails

Access

Everybody


The Barbershop looking into the Bar - but not actually connected directly by-door to it! - is a nice, clean looking place. The barber chairs are right by sinks, like an actual barbershop! There's also the usual - a razor on the table (used more often to fight people than to actually style hair) and a back room with other barber gear.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. Nor is there any drains for blood to pool into!

The APC for this room is on the lower-right corner of the main room - gotta reach over the table.

Stationmap.png Locations on Cogmap2
General Arrivals · Emergency Storage B · Escape · Escape Pod Bay · Locker Room · Maintenance · Owlery · Main Hangar 1 & 2 · Net Cafe · Public Garden · Routing Depot · Tool Storage · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Catering Pod Bay · Chapel · Clown Tent · Crew Quarters · Derelict Crew Quarters · Gym · Health Spa · Hydroponics · Janitor's Closet · Janitor's Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Pool · Public Market Booths · Staff Assistants' Quarters
Security Security · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Secure Hangar · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoints
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · AI Upload · AI Upload Foyer · Captain's Quarters · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Genetics · Medical Director's Office · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Robotics · Auxiliary Storage · Medical Booth · Robot Depot
Research Research Wing · Artifact Research · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Science Pod Bay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Central Storage · Ore Processing / Refinery · Mining Department
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Pod Bay · Emergency Storage A · Emergency Air Hookup · Mechanics Workshop · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Mining Outpost · Listening Post · Research Outpost · Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Cogmap1
General Arrivals · Bathrooms · Crew Quarters A · Crew Quarters B · Emergency Storage · Escape · Locker Room · Maintenance · Owlery · Observatory · Main Hangar · Routing Depot · Tool Storage · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Catering Pod Bay · Chapel · Clown Tent · Crew Lounge · Gym · Hydroponics · Information Office · Janitor's Office · Janitor's Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Pool · Public Market · Stock Market Room
Security Security · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Dispatch · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Secure Hangar · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Mini-Brig
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · AI Upload · AI Upload Foyer · Captain's Quarters · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Genetics · Medical Director's Office · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Robotics · Medical Booth
Research Research Wing · Artifact Research · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Robot Depot · Science Pod Bay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Central Storage · Mining Department · Ore Processing / Refinery · Routers
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Pod Bay · Emergency Air Hookup · Mechanics Workshop · Primary Tool Storage · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Mining Outpost · Listening Post · Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Oshan Laboratory
General Arrivals · Crew Quarters A · Data Center · Emergency Storage A · Emergency Storage B · Escape Hallway · Information Office · Maintenance · Net Cafe · Observatory · Pod Bay · Tool Storage · Toilets · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Bar Office · Barbershop · Catering Hangar · Catering Storage · Chapel · Clown Hole · Crew Lounge · Fitness Center · Hydroponics · Janitor's Office · Janitor's Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Nerd Dungeon · Public Market · Radio Lab · Sauna · Shower Room · West Crew Lounge · Zen Garden
Security Security Department · Armory · Beepsky's House · Defendant's Chair · General Population · HoS Office · Interrogation Room · Processing Room · Secure Dock · Security Foyer · Solitary Cells · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoints
Command AI Chamber · AI Upload · Bridge · Captain's Quarters · Customs · Head of Personnel's Office · EVA · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Cloning · Cryo · Genetics · Medbay Operating Theatre · Medbay Restroom · Medical Director's Office · Medical Storage · Monkey Dome · Morgue · Pharmacy · Pathology · Robotics · Treatment Cells
Research Research Sector · Artifact Lab · Chemistry · Computer Core · Research Dock · Research Director's Office · Robot Depot · Science Teleporter · Toxins Storage · Research Outpost · Research Outpost Hangar · Research Outpost Toxins Storage · Research Outpost Test Chamber · Toxins
Cargo & Mining Central Warehouse · Mining · Mining Dock · Quartermaster's Office · Refinery · Supply Lobby
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Dock · Engineering Gas Storage · Engineering Storage · Inner Engineering · Power Room · Engineering EVA · Mechanic's Lab · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Listening Post · Sea Elevator · Seafloor · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Manta
General Arrivals · Crew Quarters A · Crew Quarters B · Crew Quarters C · Bathrooms · Escape · Maintenance · Submarine Bay (Port) · Submarine Bay (Starboard) · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · The Rising Tide/Bar · Barman's Office · Chapel · Chapel Office · Crematorium · Crew Lounge · Fitness Room · Garbage Garbs · Hydroponics · Janitor's Office · The Rusty Crab/Kitchen · Freezer · Sauna
Security Security Department · Security Foyer Checkpoint · Sec. Officers Quarters · Armory · Brig · Cell Block Control · General Population · Cell #1 · Solitary Confinement · Visitation · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Submarine Bay (Security) · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Detective's Bedroom · Beepsky's House
Command AI Upload Chamber · AI Upload Foyer Port · AI Upload Foyer Starboard · Bridge · Communications Office · Communications Office Bedroom · Captain's Office · Captain's Quarters · Head of Personnel's Office · Head of Personnel's Personal Quarters · Port Torpedo Bay · Starboard Torpedo Bay · EVA Storage · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Medbay Lobby · Cloning · Medical Research · Morgue · Medbay Treatment Area · Cryo · Medbay Operating Theatre · Medbay Restroom · Robotics · Treatment Rooms · Medbay Staff Area · Medical Storage · Medical Director's Office
Research Research Sector · Artifact Lab · Chemistry · Pathology Research · Robot Depot · Research Director's Private Quarters · Research Restroom · Science Teleporter · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Mining · Submarine Bay (Mining) · Cargo Bay · Cargo Bay Office
Engineering Engineering · Engineering Break Room · Engineering Quarters · Engineering Restroom · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Storage · Engineering Control Room · Inner Engineering · Singularity Core · Engineering Power Room · Engineering Gas Storage · Mechanic's Lab · Technical Storage
Off-Station Abandoned Ship · Clown Hole · Ghost Drone Factory · Robot Trading Outpost · Sea Diner · Seafloor · Syndicate Assault Vessel · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Kondaru
General Arrivals · Aviary · Bathrooms · Crew Quarters · Emergency Storage A · Escape Arm · Escape Dock · Gym · Nerd Dungeon · Pool · Public Market · Routing Cabinet · Routing Depot · Sauna · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Bar Office · Catering Storage · Chapel · Clown Hole · Hydroponics · Janitor Office · Janitor Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · News Office · Public Podbay
Security Security · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoints · Secure Hangar
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · AI Upload · Captain's Quarters · Command Pod Pad · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Cloning · Cryo · Genetics · Medbay Podbay · Medical Booth · Medical Director's Office · Monkey Dome · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Pharmacy · Robotics · Treatment Rooms
Research Artifact Lab · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Research Router · Robot Depot · Science Podbay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Warehouse · Ore Processing / Refinery · Mining Department · Mining Podbay
Engineering Chief Engineer's Office · Cold Loop · Engineering · Engineering Break Room · Engineering Gas Storage · Engineering Podbay · Power Room · Engine Room · Hot Loop · Mechanics Workshop · Power Transmission Laser · Pump Control Room · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory· Listening Post· Mining Outpost· Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality