Barbershop

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Location
Barbershop
Function

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A place to trim 'willing' customers' hair.

Access

Everybody


A small little room on the side of Hydroponics and the Bar. It's a very popular place to stay in style with the latest new hair styles. Some more frequent customers tend to not enjoy it as much, but that's probably just a rumor...

The Barber will find all the tools of their trade here and inside the storage area next to it. If you're someone else desperate for something to do with your shift, spare barber uniforms are also available.
Location
Barbershop
Function

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Your one-stop shop for multicolored afros.

Access

Everybody


On the rare occasion that someone works here, the barbershop (technically named The Snip) is where you go to improve your hairstyle after terrible accidents mess up your do. The place stocks dyes, razor blades, hair-growing chemicals of questionable authenticity, and scissors.

See Barber for more information.

Location
Barbershop
Function

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Your one-stop shop for multicolored afros.

Access

Everybody


The Barbershop, officially known as The Snip, is tiny room close to the Bridge and Toilets. It's a very popular place to stay in style with the latest new hair styles, as well as just fixing your hair after a Chemistry or Engineering accident. Some more frequent customers tend to not enjoy it as much, but that's probably just a rumor...

The Barber will find all the tools of their trade here and inside the storage area next to it. If you're someone else desperate for something to do with your shift, spare barber uniforms are also available. You can visit the Barber to learn how to use all this equipment.

Location
Barbershop
Function

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Your one-stop shop for multicolored afros.

Access

Everybody


The Barbershop, officially known as The Snip, is tiny room close to the Locker Room. It's a very popular place to stay in style with the latest new hair styles, as well as just fixing your hair after a Chemistry or Engineering accident. Some more frequent customers tend to not enjoy it as much, but that's probably just a rumor...

The Barber will find all the tools of their trade here and inside the storage area next to it. If you're someone else desperate for something to do with your shift, spare barber uniforms are also available. You can visit the Barber to learn how to use all this equipment.

Location
Barbershop
Function

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Your one-stop shop for multicolored afros.

Access

Everybody


The Barbershop, officially known as The Snip, is tiny room where dead hair cells go to get cut off and left for dead, conveniently close by where a mortician works. It's a very popular place to stay in style with the latest new hair styles, as well as just fixing your hair after a Chemistry or Engineering accident. Some more frequent customers tend to not enjoy it as much, but that's probably just a rumor...

The Barber will find all the tools of their trade here and inside the storage area next to it. If you're someone else desperate for something to do with your shift, spare barber uniforms are also available. You can visit the Barber to learn how to use all this equipment.

Location
Barbershop
Function

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Your one-stop shop for multicolored afros and obnoxious Technicolor hair.

Access

Everybody


The Barbershop, officially known as The Snip, is tiny room near the Cafeteria where the Barber gives funky afros and unrealistically-colored cartoon hair. Or would do, if he had any customers. He'd love to get some, even if they're not exactly there by their own will. Since he doesn't though, he usually just practices his barbershop singlet routine or feeds the birds in the Owlery right out the door.

All the tools of Barber trade are here and inside the storage area next to it. If you're someone else desperate for something to do with your shift, spare barber uniforms are also available. You can visit the Barber to learn how to use all this equipment.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent or drain. All the hair would just clog it anyways.

The APC for this room is above the wooden table near the window sign.

Location
Barbershop
Function

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Your one-stop shop for multicolored afros and obnoxious Technicolor hair.

Access

Everybody


While the Chef doesn't work at the Chefshop, and the Merchant doesn't work at the Merchantshop, the Barber does work at the Barbershop, specifically this one near Crew Quarters, which the Barber calls The Snip. The Barber practices the fine art of toupepiary here, delicately shaping each person's hair into an obnoxious afro, which they then dye into a fine hue of outrageous pink and cut off to donate to those poorer and more deserving of such fine follicles.

Or at least that's what they would do. In reality, very few people even need a haircut, much less need to come here, so instead the Barber just chills in their little secret hideout that behind that false wall in the white tile room, fiddling with the doohickeys he stole from the chapel.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent or drain. All the hair would just clog it anyways.

The APC for this room is in the white tile area.

Location
Barbershop
Function

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Your one-stop shop for shivs and Snidely Whiplash 'staches.

Access

Everybody


The Barbershop, officially know as The Snip is an absolutely tiny alcove above the Bar that houses the station's local Barber. It gets even less business than the ones in space do, but, surprisingly, the Barber doesn't mind one bit. They've been having loads of fun snipping the planet's seaweed and coral life, and as far as they're concerned, getting actual customers, no matter how unwilling, is just another cherry on top of sugar sweet life under the sea.

You can join them too, if you want, or even fill in for them while they're gone. It's easy! All you need are the right tools in the right places, and you'll be well on your way to filling the station with rainbow afros and Snidely-Whiplash-style 'staches.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent or drain. Not that the Barber cares.

The APC for this room is in the bottom left corner.

Location
Barbershop
Function

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Being grodier than the Clown.

Access

Everybody


This absolute disaster area is the remains of the Barbershop, hanging off the maintenance area below the Courtroom like a parasite. While there's a few useful items here, such as a mechanical toolbox, a first-aid kit, and an emergency hood & suit set, most of the stuff here is actual garbage that's more than likely bad for your health, such as the hobowines, designer ???-pill bottles with random contents, the neckbeard fedora, and, most especially, the clown mask.

On the bright side, theoretically, you could clean up this place and re-establish it as an actual barbershop. All the required machinery is still there. While you'd probably not get many customers, if at all, you'd at least give a nice change of scenery for those looking for this area's ChemDepot ands its expensive chem offerings.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent or drain. Trash doesn't need vents and is in fact accentuated by lack of them.

The APC for this room is in on the top wall, by the red airlocks.

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