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<tab name="Cogmap2">
{{Location
{{Location
|Picture=HoPOffice.png
|Picture=Cogmap2HOPOffice.png
|Function=Spawning point for the HoP. Never really used for anything else.
|Function=Spawning point for the HoP. Never really used for anything else.
|Access=[[Head of Personnel]]}}
This blue room above the [[Bridge#Cogmap2|Bridge]] with fancy carpeting is the '''Head of Personnel's Office'''. As the equivalent of a Chief Financial Officer and Human Resources Director and the embodiment of the worst aspects of both, the Head of Personnel (aka, the HoP) gets the following pieces of machinery and furniture:
*An [[Computers#Bank Records|Bank Records]] terminal for stealing every credit on the station.
*A [[Making and Breaking#Personnel Equipment Manufacturer|personnel equipment manufacturer]] for making ID cards and [[Implants#Access|access implants]]. The HoP likes to get someone to [[Hacking#Vending Machines and Fabricators|hack]] it (and not pay them, of course) to make golden ID cards, so they can leave some around for people to mistake for Captain IDs.
*A blue locker with Head of Personnel equipment. Contains a box with a spare uniform, as well as an [[Security Objects#Body Armor|armor vest]] and [[Security Objects#Helmet|helmet]] for pretending to be a [[Security Officer]].
*A [[Vehicles#Segway|segway]], for upgrading from a pretend-[[Security Officer]] to a pretend-[[Head of Security]].
*A wooden table with a [[General Objects#Rubber Stamp|stamp]], a bar of fool's gold, a golden [[General Objects#Crayons|crayon]] (to distinguish itself from common-born crayons), and [[Medical Objects#Medkit|first aid kit]], so the [[HoP]] can heal themselves without waiting on some lowly [[Medical Doctor]].
*Another wooden table with a [[Computers#Personal Computer|PC]] and more writing utensils for looking productive. It also has a box of golden star stickers for imaginary, self-congratulatory awards, Leonid Brezhnev style.
*A bed with a green bedsheet, not with dollar signs stitches this time. At least the HoP has some ounce of taste.
==Maintenance Information==
There is no vent. It wouldn't help, because the [[Head of Personnel]] is already pretty icy.
The APC for this room is in the maintenance area left of here.
The power for this room comes from a wire that goes under the door on the left on this room.
</tab>
<tab name="Cogmap1">
{{Location
|Picture=CogmapHeadOfPersonnelOffice.png
|Function=Keeping the [[HoP]] from hopping around.
|Access=Head of Personnel}}
|Access=Head of Personnel}}


Used by the [[Head of Personnel]] as his personal office, the only thing of real value in here is the bank terminal, which you can use to <s>steal every credit on the station</s> ''redistribute'' the wealth. This office is conveniently close to both [[Customs]] and the [[Bridge]].
This little lodging sandwiched between the [[Bridge#Cogmap1|Bridge]] and [[Customs#Cogmap1|Customs]] is the '''Head of Personnel's Office'''. The [[Head of Personnel]] spawns here at roundstart, and they have a rather discomforting tendency to mysteriously disappear to who-knows-where after 10 minutes into the round. Central Command is trying to keep them in their office, or at least on-station, by including:
*A nice, award-winning bed with a luxurious dollar-sign bedsheet to sleep under. You can tell it's award-winning because it has ribbon stickers on it. (But they're not actually stuck on...)
*An inexplicably fancy [[Computers#Special ATM|ATM]] for safety admiring from a distance. Actually, it might not be safe to even look at it!
*A nice bonsai plant to tend to...and ruin.
*A [[Vehicles#Segway|segway]] with a special siren that provides hours of <strike>annoyance and noise pollution</strike> joy and entertainment.
*A [[Making and Breaking#Personnel Equipment Manufacturer|personnel equipment manufacturer]] for making ID cards and [[Implants#Access|access implants]].
*A blue locker with Head of Personnel equipment. Contains a box with a spare uniform, as well as an [[Security Objects#Body Armor|armor vest]] and [[Security Objects#Helmet|helmet]] for playing cops and robbers with the [[Clown]].
*A special wooden table with:
**Free money and coins. It's free money, Jim.
**A vintage jug of [[Foods and Drinks#Spaced Rum|Spaced Rum]]. No, not Space Rum. Spaced Rum. Rum that has been thrown into [[Space]] and has somehow gained magical properties.
**Fancy pens. Click-click.
**A golden [[General Objects#Crayons|crayon]]. It's not simply a crayon that's golden in color, for it also writes gold too.
 
==Maintenance Information==
There is no vent. It'll ruin the fancy carpet in ways you don't want to know about.
 
The APC for this room is on the left wall.
</tab>
 
<tab name="Destiny">
On Destiny, '''Customs''' and the '''HoP's Office''' are one and the same. See the [[Destiny#Customs|Customs]] page for details on the HoP's office.
</tab>
 
<tab name="Clarion">
{{Location
|Picture=ClarionHoPOffice.png
|Function=Backstage to the magician's show.
|Access=[[Head of Personnel]]}}
 
Every great magician has to start somewhere, and it's in this room, '''Head of Personnel's Quarters''', that the NSS ''Clarion'' 's own [[Head of Personnel|local magician]] begins their disappearing act. It is small yet lavishly decorated and features everything a magician needs to do their magic, like a locker of HoP equipment, a exquisite bedsheet, and a fool's gold bar that are sure to confound the minds of mere [[Staff Assistant|muggles]]. The magician's lesser-known sidekick, Blair, begins its day here too.
 
==Maintenance Information==
There is no vent. How do they do it? They clearly don't climb through a vent to disappear.
 
The APC for this room is in the northeast corner, just behind the locker.
</tab>
 
<tab name="Linemap">
{{Location
|Picture=LinemapHoPOffice.png
|Function=Spartan living.
|Access=[[Head of Personnel]]}}
 
This is the personal office and bedroom of the station's [[Head of Personnel]], better known as the HoP. For someone who has their own [[Computer#Special ATM|fancy ATM]] sitting in their room, it's surprisingly sparse. There isn't any fancy carpeting or colorful bedding, and the only thing here besides the fancy ATM is a bottle of [[Chemicals#Yobihodazine|Spaced Rum]], a [[Security Objects#Recharger|recharger]] (for what? The HoP just gets a [[Security Objects#Flash|flash]] for self-defense), a few dollar bills and coins, a [[Medical Objects#Medkit|standard first-aid kit]], a simple desk lamp, and a plain white office chair.
 
The locker has a bit more. In addition to containing a spare flash and a box of blank ID cards, it also contains a spare HoP headset, a pair of brown shoes, and a box of [[Clothing#Head of Personnel's Suit|alternate HoP uniforms]], including a fancy parade uniform (complete with dumb hat) and a rather lovely [[Clothing#Winter Jacket|winter jacket]] in Command navy blue.
 
==Maintenance Information==
There is no vent. Perhaps the HoP keeps disappearing because they're wandering around for an office with a vent?
 
The APC for this room is in the northeast corner, just behind the locker.
</tab>
 
<tab name="Mushroom">
{{Location
|Picture=MushroomHOPQuarters.png
|Function=Last seen location of the HoP.
|Access=[[Head of Personnel]]}}
 
Have you seen our [[Head of Personnel]]? They were last seen in this location, the '''Head of Personnel's Quarters''', apparently staring off into the wide expanse of space. Everything was untouched when [[Security Officer|the police]] searched the place to go look for him. The bed was made. There were no prints on the [[Head of Personnel#Personal Equipment Manufacturer|fabricator]]. The bottle of spaced rum was still corked. The [[Computers#Bank Records|Bank Records]] and [[Computers#ATM|ATM]] were still at the log-in prompt; evidently, the HoP didn't even take the station budget with them as a normal disappeared HoP would.
 
==Maintenance Information==
There is no vent. Clearly, the HoP couldn't have gone through the vent.
 
The APC for this room is on the north wall. Easier to find than the HoP.
</tab>
 
<tab name="Donut 2">
{{Location
|Picture=Donut2HoPOffice.png
|Function=Leprechaun hole?
|Access=[[Head of Personnel]]}}
 
This cosy little cabin below the [[Bridge#Donut 2|main Bridge area]] is the personal office and bedroom of the asylum's resident [[Head of Personnel]]. They're sort of like a [[Staff Assistant]] but with a legitimate source of all-access and a ugly green sweater and blue pants combo. They also have some really weird obsession with gold coins and the color green, like some sort of leprechaun, which is why this room has a green carpet, a green bed, a [[Computers#Bank Records|Bank Records]] computer, a [[Computers#Special ATM|fancy ATM]], and a big stack of greenbacks and coins.
==Maintenance Information==
There is no vent. Of course leprechauns don't need air.
 
The APC for this room is on the north wall, near the door.
</tab>
<tab name="Chiron">
{{Location
|Picture=ChironHoPOffice.png
|Function=Being a HoP.
|Access=[[Head of Personnel]]}}
 
This is the personal office and sleeping space of the station's resident [[Head of Personnel]], sandwiched between [[Customs#Chiron|Customs]] and the [[Bridge#Chiron|Bridge]]. They're like the [[Captain]], but their green comes from all the loads of money they handle rather than cucumber pigments, and they have a little bit of blue to offset and complement it. Thus, this room is a perfect reflection of the HoP; it's got blue, it's got green, it's got money (but only a few choice bits of it), it's got even got one of those [[Computers#Special ATM|inexplicably fancy ATMs]].
 
Oh, and in case you're curious, that HoP equipment locker contains a box of blank ID cards, a [[Security Objects#Flash|flash]], a spare pare of brown shoes, a HoP headset, and a box of [[Clothing#Head of Personnel's Suit|HoP outfits]].
==Maintenance Information==
There is no vent. Too much air spoils the money smell.
 
The APC for this room is on the left side, near the Command door into the [[Bridge#Chiron|Bridge]].
</tab>
 
<tab name="Oshan">
{{Location
|Picture=OshanHoPOffice.png
|Function=Lair of the Jodene Sparks expy.
|Access=[[Head of Personnel]]}}
 
This cozy green compartment right of the [[Bridge#Oshan|Bridge]] is the '''HoP Office''', the residence of the sealab's second-in-command, the [[Head of Personnel]]. They're like the [[Captain]], but instead of being obsessed with pulling random antics and wacky hijinks, they're obsessed with, in their own words, "making assloads of money". Hence, all the symbols of money and power: green carpeting and linens, loads of dollar bills and gold coins, an ugly malformed dog, gold star and medallion stickers, a golden [[General Objects#Crayons|crayon]] (it writes in gold too, so it's not just cheaply electroplated), and a rack for a [[Clothing#Command Diving Suit|diving]] [[Clothing#Command Diving Helmet|suit]] that's exactly like every other suit, but blue. All personally put there by the HoP, of course; it really helps them manage their hemp potholder schemes and the like for some reason.
==Maintenance Information==
The HoP faked a vent allergy to get disability benefits, so as a result, this room has no vent.
 
The APC for this room is on the top wall, right by the bed.
</tab>
 
<tab name="Atlas">
{{Location
|Picture=AtlasHOPOffice.png
|Function=Fat cat's litterbox.
|Access=[[Head of Personnel]]}}
 
This is rather opulent lodging below the right side of [[Bridge#Atlas|Bridge]] is the '''Head of Personnel's Office''', the private office and sleeping quarters for the [[Head of Personnel]], United Command's Chief of International Finance and Job Development. The Job Development part is somewhat shown through the box of [[Implants#Access|access implants]], but the International Finance aspect is immediately obvious through the many, ''many'', '''''many''''' displays and symbols of wealth, which include:
 
*Money green carpeting, admittingly not any more ostentatious than other examples.
*Money green [[Clothing#Bedsheet|bedding]] with golden dollar signs.
*An [[Computers#Special ATM|inexplicably fancy ATM]].
*A box of golden star [[General Objects#Sticker Box|stickers]].
*An entire display room with golden coins, shiny rings, bars of fool's gold, golden laurels, a golden [[General Objects#Crayons|crayon]] (on its own rack, no less), and bags of money. Curiously, for the last one, when any amount of money is withdrawn from the bag, the rest of the money suddenly materializes while the bag itself mysteriously disappears. Rumors claim it goes into an security box in an offshore bank or an "imports" shop that's actually a front for money laundering.
 
All this should tell you exactly where the HoP's interests align...and where the United Command budget goes "missing". Combine this with an ID that can easily gain access to the entirety of Atlas, and you can definitely see why someone would want the head of the Head of Personnel. As result, not only does that Head of Personnel locker in the bottom left have an extra uniform but also a [[Security Objects#Helmet|helmet]], a [[Security Objects#Body Armor|armor vest]], and an [[Security Objects#Flash|extra flash]].
 
Moving on to far less nefarious matters, this office is also home to Orwell, the Welsh Corgi counterpart to George the English Beagle. Almost a century after the ''1984'' author's death, no one has quite understood the reference. Everyone does, however, know that, despite the size similarity, corgis cannot fit in a washing machine.
==Maintenance Information==
There is no vent. When the HoP learned that they could not get a solid gold vent, they decided on having no vent at all.
 
The APC for this room is near the bottom left.
</tab>
 
<tab name="Manta">
{{Location
|Picture=MantaHoPOffice.png
|Function=Denying all-access requests.
|Access=[[Head of Personnel]]}}
 
The '''Head of Personnel's Office''' in the starboard bow/upper right above [[Medbay#Manta|Medbay]] is, well, the office of the [[Head of Personnel]]. As their job primarily focuses on handling the ship's budget and changing people's access levels, their office naturally has machines for performing both.
 
For the first, there's a [[Computers#Bank Records|Bank Records]] computer for transferring money between different budgets and adjusting wages and account balances and a box with unlimited golden star [[General Objects#Sticker Box|stickers]] for rewarding productive crew members. Note also the picture frame with the [[HoP]]'s first bill. Like the [[HoP]], it's green and doesn't really do much aside from sit there, look pretty, and, sometimes, [[Traitor Objectives#Head Valuable|get stolen]]; in fact, you can't actually spend it on anything because the none of the vending machines accept it.
 
For the second, there's an [[Computers#ID Computer|ID computer]] for changing job titles, PINs, and access levels associated with ID cards, some office supplies on the desk and in a grey closet for making forms, and a desk open to the main hallway for accepting applicants. There's also a [[Making and Breaking#Personnel Equipment Manufacturer|Personnel Equipment Manufacturer]] for creating [[Implants#Access|access implants]], spare (blank) ID cards, and extra clothes; opposite the manufacturer is a bin of [[Clothing#Bedsheet|bedsheets]] to rip up into cotton, in case the machine needs more of it.
 
Speaking of access, there's a note on the wooden desk describing how NanoTrasen has given the [[HoP]] an [[Clothing#Head of Personnel's Naval Coat|armored naval coat]] in case someone tries to attack them for not granting all-access. Ideally, in NT's eyes, the jacket'll keep them alive long enough for a replacement HoP to be found. Perhaps a weapon or more [[Security Officer|Security]] personnel would more ideal, but at least it's better than nothing.
 
==Maintenance Information==
There is no vent. Sticking their head in a vent is not one of the HoP's job duties. 
 
The APC for this room is on the right wall.
</tab>
 
<tab name="Kondaru">
{{Location
|Picture=KondaruHeadOfPersonnelOffice.png
|Function=Lair of the beast
|Access=[[Head of Personnel]]}}
 
The '''Head of Personnel's Office''' is found along the south end of the station, appropriately wedged between [[Customs#Kondaru|Customs]] and the [[Bridge#Kondaru|Bridge]]. It's a good place to recuperate after dealing with the needy hordes at customs, as long as you don't let the toilet get to you. If it does, try admiring the golden [[General Objects#Crayons|crayon]] sitting by the phone, which not only looks gold but writes gold too.
 
It also provides the financial fraud device, the [[Computers#Bank Records|Bank Records]] computer, which can transfer money between different budgets and adjusting wage and account balance. There's a couple of dubloons on the table to remind you you're in charge of the money.
 
For your more administrative duties, the locker contains a bunch of handy stuff like a stamp, a door access modifier, and spare IDs, while the table has papers, as you please. Finally, like all of the non-captain offices, there's a toilet and sink crammed into the corner.
 
==Maintenance Information==
There is no vent. If you need to vent, talk to the captain.
 
The APC for this room is on the north wall.
</tab>
</tabs>
 
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Latest revision as of 07:03, 3 March 2021

Head of Personnel's Office
Location

Cogmap2HOPOffice.png

Spawning point for the HoP. Never really used for anything else.

Access

Head of Personnel


This blue room above the Bridge with fancy carpeting is the Head of Personnel's Office. As the equivalent of a Chief Financial Officer and Human Resources Director and the embodiment of the worst aspects of both, the Head of Personnel (aka, the HoP) gets the following pieces of machinery and furniture:

  • An Bank Records terminal for stealing every credit on the station.
  • A personnel equipment manufacturer for making ID cards and access implants. The HoP likes to get someone to hack it (and not pay them, of course) to make golden ID cards, so they can leave some around for people to mistake for Captain IDs.
  • A blue locker with Head of Personnel equipment. Contains a box with a spare uniform, as well as an armor vest and helmet for pretending to be a Security Officer.
  • A segway, for upgrading from a pretend-Security Officer to a pretend-Head of Security.
  • A wooden table with a stamp, a bar of fool's gold, a golden crayon (to distinguish itself from common-born crayons), and first aid kit, so the HoP can heal themselves without waiting on some lowly Medical Doctor.
  • Another wooden table with a PC and more writing utensils for looking productive. It also has a box of golden star stickers for imaginary, self-congratulatory awards, Leonid Brezhnev style.
  • A bed with a green bedsheet, not with dollar signs stitches this time. At least the HoP has some ounce of taste.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. It wouldn't help, because the Head of Personnel is already pretty icy.

The APC for this room is in the maintenance area left of here.

The power for this room comes from a wire that goes under the door on the left on this room.

Head of Personnel's Office
Location

CogmapHeadOfPersonnelOffice.png

Keeping the HoP from hopping around.

Access

Head of Personnel


This little lodging sandwiched between the Bridge and Customs is the Head of Personnel's Office. The Head of Personnel spawns here at roundstart, and they have a rather discomforting tendency to mysteriously disappear to who-knows-where after 10 minutes into the round. Central Command is trying to keep them in their office, or at least on-station, by including:

  • A nice, award-winning bed with a luxurious dollar-sign bedsheet to sleep under. You can tell it's award-winning because it has ribbon stickers on it. (But they're not actually stuck on...)
  • An inexplicably fancy ATM for safety admiring from a distance. Actually, it might not be safe to even look at it!
  • A nice bonsai plant to tend to...and ruin.
  • A segway with a special siren that provides hours of annoyance and noise pollution joy and entertainment.
  • A personnel equipment manufacturer for making ID cards and access implants.
  • A blue locker with Head of Personnel equipment. Contains a box with a spare uniform, as well as an armor vest and helmet for playing cops and robbers with the Clown.
  • A special wooden table with:
    • Free money and coins. It's free money, Jim.
    • A vintage jug of Spaced Rum. No, not Space Rum. Spaced Rum. Rum that has been thrown into Space and has somehow gained magical properties.
    • Fancy pens. Click-click.
    • A golden crayon. It's not simply a crayon that's golden in color, for it also writes gold too.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. It'll ruin the fancy carpet in ways you don't want to know about.

The APC for this room is on the left wall.

On Destiny, Customs and the HoP's Office are one and the same. See the Customs page for details on the HoP's office.

Head of Personnel's Office
Location

ClarionHoPOffice.png

Backstage to the magician's show.

Access

Head of Personnel


Every great magician has to start somewhere, and it's in this room, Head of Personnel's Quarters, that the NSS Clarion 's own local magician begins their disappearing act. It is small yet lavishly decorated and features everything a magician needs to do their magic, like a locker of HoP equipment, a exquisite bedsheet, and a fool's gold bar that are sure to confound the minds of mere muggles. The magician's lesser-known sidekick, Blair, begins its day here too.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. How do they do it? They clearly don't climb through a vent to disappear.

The APC for this room is in the northeast corner, just behind the locker.

Head of Personnel's Office
Location

LinemapHoPOffice.png

Spartan living.

Access

Head of Personnel


This is the personal office and bedroom of the station's Head of Personnel, better known as the HoP. For someone who has their own fancy ATM sitting in their room, it's surprisingly sparse. There isn't any fancy carpeting or colorful bedding, and the only thing here besides the fancy ATM is a bottle of Spaced Rum, a recharger (for what? The HoP just gets a flash for self-defense), a few dollar bills and coins, a standard first-aid kit, a simple desk lamp, and a plain white office chair.

The locker has a bit more. In addition to containing a spare flash and a box of blank ID cards, it also contains a spare HoP headset, a pair of brown shoes, and a box of alternate HoP uniforms, including a fancy parade uniform (complete with dumb hat) and a rather lovely winter jacket in Command navy blue.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. Perhaps the HoP keeps disappearing because they're wandering around for an office with a vent?

The APC for this room is in the northeast corner, just behind the locker.

Head of Personnel's Office
Location

MushroomHOPQuarters.png

Last seen location of the HoP.

Access

Head of Personnel


Have you seen our Head of Personnel? They were last seen in this location, the Head of Personnel's Quarters, apparently staring off into the wide expanse of space. Everything was untouched when the police searched the place to go look for him. The bed was made. There were no prints on the fabricator. The bottle of spaced rum was still corked. The Bank Records and ATM were still at the log-in prompt; evidently, the HoP didn't even take the station budget with them as a normal disappeared HoP would.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. Clearly, the HoP couldn't have gone through the vent.

The APC for this room is on the north wall. Easier to find than the HoP.

Head of Personnel's Office
Location

Donut2HoPOffice.png

Leprechaun hole?

Access

Head of Personnel


This cosy little cabin below the main Bridge area is the personal office and bedroom of the asylum's resident Head of Personnel. They're sort of like a Staff Assistant but with a legitimate source of all-access and a ugly green sweater and blue pants combo. They also have some really weird obsession with gold coins and the color green, like some sort of leprechaun, which is why this room has a green carpet, a green bed, a Bank Records computer, a fancy ATM, and a big stack of greenbacks and coins.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. Of course leprechauns don't need air.

The APC for this room is on the north wall, near the door.

Head of Personnel's Office
Location

ChironHoPOffice.png

Being a HoP.

Access

Head of Personnel


This is the personal office and sleeping space of the station's resident Head of Personnel, sandwiched between Customs and the Bridge. They're like the Captain, but their green comes from all the loads of money they handle rather than cucumber pigments, and they have a little bit of blue to offset and complement it. Thus, this room is a perfect reflection of the HoP; it's got blue, it's got green, it's got money (but only a few choice bits of it), it's got even got one of those inexplicably fancy ATMs.

Oh, and in case you're curious, that HoP equipment locker contains a box of blank ID cards, a flash, a spare pare of brown shoes, a HoP headset, and a box of HoP outfits.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. Too much air spoils the money smell.

The APC for this room is on the left side, near the Command door into the Bridge.

Head of Personnel's Office
Location

OshanHoPOffice.png

Lair of the Jodene Sparks expy.

Access

Head of Personnel


This cozy green compartment right of the Bridge is the HoP Office, the residence of the sealab's second-in-command, the Head of Personnel. They're like the Captain, but instead of being obsessed with pulling random antics and wacky hijinks, they're obsessed with, in their own words, "making assloads of money". Hence, all the symbols of money and power: green carpeting and linens, loads of dollar bills and gold coins, an ugly malformed dog, gold star and medallion stickers, a golden crayon (it writes in gold too, so it's not just cheaply electroplated), and a rack for a diving suit that's exactly like every other suit, but blue. All personally put there by the HoP, of course; it really helps them manage their hemp potholder schemes and the like for some reason.

Maintenance Information

The HoP faked a vent allergy to get disability benefits, so as a result, this room has no vent.

The APC for this room is on the top wall, right by the bed.

Head of Personnel's Office
Location

AtlasHOPOffice.png

Fat cat's litterbox.

Access

Head of Personnel


This is rather opulent lodging below the right side of Bridge is the Head of Personnel's Office, the private office and sleeping quarters for the Head of Personnel, United Command's Chief of International Finance and Job Development. The Job Development part is somewhat shown through the box of access implants, but the International Finance aspect is immediately obvious through the many, many, many displays and symbols of wealth, which include:

  • Money green carpeting, admittingly not any more ostentatious than other examples.
  • Money green bedding with golden dollar signs.
  • An inexplicably fancy ATM.
  • A box of golden star stickers.
  • An entire display room with golden coins, shiny rings, bars of fool's gold, golden laurels, a golden crayon (on its own rack, no less), and bags of money. Curiously, for the last one, when any amount of money is withdrawn from the bag, the rest of the money suddenly materializes while the bag itself mysteriously disappears. Rumors claim it goes into an security box in an offshore bank or an "imports" shop that's actually a front for money laundering.

All this should tell you exactly where the HoP's interests align...and where the United Command budget goes "missing". Combine this with an ID that can easily gain access to the entirety of Atlas, and you can definitely see why someone would want the head of the Head of Personnel. As result, not only does that Head of Personnel locker in the bottom left have an extra uniform but also a helmet, a armor vest, and an extra flash.

Moving on to far less nefarious matters, this office is also home to Orwell, the Welsh Corgi counterpart to George the English Beagle. Almost a century after the 1984 author's death, no one has quite understood the reference. Everyone does, however, know that, despite the size similarity, corgis cannot fit in a washing machine.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. When the HoP learned that they could not get a solid gold vent, they decided on having no vent at all.

The APC for this room is near the bottom left.

Head of Personnel's Office
Location

MantaHoPOffice.png

Denying all-access requests.

Access

Head of Personnel


The Head of Personnel's Office in the starboard bow/upper right above Medbay is, well, the office of the Head of Personnel. As their job primarily focuses on handling the ship's budget and changing people's access levels, their office naturally has machines for performing both.

For the first, there's a Bank Records computer for transferring money between different budgets and adjusting wages and account balances and a box with unlimited golden star stickers for rewarding productive crew members. Note also the picture frame with the HoP's first bill. Like the HoP, it's green and doesn't really do much aside from sit there, look pretty, and, sometimes, get stolen; in fact, you can't actually spend it on anything because the none of the vending machines accept it.

For the second, there's an ID computer for changing job titles, PINs, and access levels associated with ID cards, some office supplies on the desk and in a grey closet for making forms, and a desk open to the main hallway for accepting applicants. There's also a Personnel Equipment Manufacturer for creating access implants, spare (blank) ID cards, and extra clothes; opposite the manufacturer is a bin of bedsheets to rip up into cotton, in case the machine needs more of it.

Speaking of access, there's a note on the wooden desk describing how NanoTrasen has given the HoP an armored naval coat in case someone tries to attack them for not granting all-access. Ideally, in NT's eyes, the jacket'll keep them alive long enough for a replacement HoP to be found. Perhaps a weapon or more Security personnel would more ideal, but at least it's better than nothing.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. Sticking their head in a vent is not one of the HoP's job duties.

The APC for this room is on the right wall.

Head of Personnel's Office
Location

KondaruHeadOfPersonnelOffice.png

Lair of the beast

Access

Head of Personnel


The Head of Personnel's Office is found along the south end of the station, appropriately wedged between Customs and the Bridge. It's a good place to recuperate after dealing with the needy hordes at customs, as long as you don't let the toilet get to you. If it does, try admiring the golden crayon sitting by the phone, which not only looks gold but writes gold too.

It also provides the financial fraud device, the Bank Records computer, which can transfer money between different budgets and adjusting wage and account balance. There's a couple of dubloons on the table to remind you you're in charge of the money.

For your more administrative duties, the locker contains a bunch of handy stuff like a stamp, a door access modifier, and spare IDs, while the table has papers, as you please. Finally, like all of the non-captain offices, there's a toilet and sink crammed into the corner.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. If you need to vent, talk to the captain.

The APC for this room is on the north wall.

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Security Security · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Secure Hangar · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoints
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · AI Upload · AI Upload Foyer · Captain's Quarters · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Genetics · Medical Director's Office · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Robotics · Auxiliary Storage · Medical Booth · Robot Depot
Research Research Wing · Artifact Research · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Science Pod Bay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Central Storage · Ore Processing / Refinery · Mining Department
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Pod Bay · Emergency Storage A · Emergency Air Hookup · Mechanics Workshop · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Mining Outpost · Listening Post · Research Outpost · Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Cogmap1
General Arrivals · Bathrooms · Crew Quarters A · Crew Quarters B · Emergency Storage · Escape · Locker Room · Maintenance · Owlery · Observatory · Main Hangar · Routing Depot · Tool Storage · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Catering Pod Bay · Chapel · Clown Tent · Crew Lounge · Gym · Hydroponics · Information Office · Janitor's Office · Janitor's Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Pool · Public Market · Ranch · Shower Room · Stock Market Room
Security Security · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Dispatch · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Secure Hangar · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Mini-Brig
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · AI Upload · AI Upload Foyer · Captain's Quarters · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Genetics · Medical Director's Office · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Robotics · Medical Booth
Research Research Wing · Artifact Research · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Robot Depot · Science Pod Bay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Central Storage · Mining Department · Ore Processing / Refinery · Routers
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Pod Bay · Emergency Air Hookup · Mechanics Workshop · Primary Tool Storage · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Mining Outpost · Listening Post · Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Destiny
General Aviary · Clown Tent · Crew Lounge · Crew Quarters · Escape · Maintenance · Main Hangar · Toilets · Tool Storage · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Changing Room · Chapel · Custodial Closet · Gym · Hydroponics · Kitchen · Laundry Room · Pool
Security Security · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Head of Security's Office · Security Pod Bay · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoint
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · Captain's Quarters · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Medical Booth · Medical Director's Office · Medical Research · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Robotics
Research Research Wing · Artifact Research · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Robot Depot · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Aft Pod Bay · Mining · Ore Processing / Refinery
Engineering Atmospherics · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering · Ghost Drone Factory · Mechanics Workshop · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Mining Outpost · Listening Post · Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Clarion
General Arrivals · Crew Quarters · Escape · Locker Room · Maintenance · Owlery · Main Hangar · Tool Storage · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Chapel/Community Center · Clown Tent · Janitor's Office · Fitness Center · Funeral Parlor · Hydroponics · Kitchen
Security Security Department · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Security Pod Bay · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoint
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · Captain's Quarters · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Genetics Research · Medical Director's Office · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Robotics
Research Research Wing · Artifact Research · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Robot Depot · Science Pod Bay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Mining · Ore Processing / Refinery
Engineering Electrical Substations · Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Mechanics Lab · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Mining Outpost · Listening Post · Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Linemap
General Arrivals · Aft Pod Bay · Atmospherics · Crew Quarters · Emergency Storage A · Emergency Storage B · Escape · Maintenance · Net Cafe · Owlery · Main Hangar · Tool Storage · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Chapel · Clown Tent · Gym · Hydroponics · Janitor's Closet · Kitchen · Pool
Security Security Department · Armory · Brig · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Secure Dock · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoint
Command Bridge · Captain's Quarters · Computer Core · Head of Personnel's Office · AI Chamber · AI Module Storage · AI Upload · Customs · EVA · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Genetics · Medical Director's Office · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Robotics
Research Research Wing · Artifact Research · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Robot Depot · Science Pod Bay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Mining · Ore Processing
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Equipment Room · Engineering Pod Bay · Furnace Room · Power Room · Emergency Air Hookup · Mechanics Lab · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Mining Outpost · Listening Post · Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Mushroom Station
General Autolathe Storage · Crew Lounge · Emergency Storage · Maintenance · Owlery · Main Hangar · Primary Tool Storage · Shuttle Bay · Warehouse · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Barbershop · Cafeteria · Chapel · Clown Tent · Custodial Closet · Gym · Hydroponics · Kitchen · Pool · Public Market · VIP Lounge
Security Security Department · Armory · Brig · Head of Security's Office · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoints
Command Bridge · Captain's Quarters · Head of Personnel's Office · AI Module Storage · AI Upload · EVA · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Genetics · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Robotics
Research Research Wing · Artifact Research · Chemistry · Computer Core · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Telescience
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Mining · Ore Processing
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Tool Storage · Furnace Room · Power Room · Mechanics Lab · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station AI Satellite · Ghost Drone Factory · Mining Outpost · Listening Post · Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Donut Station 2
General Atmospherics · Autolathe Storage · Crew Lounge · Emergency Storage A · Emergency Storage B · Maintenance · Pod Bay · Shuttle Bay · Tool Storage · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Chapel · Clown Hole · Custodial Closet · Fitness Center · Hydroponics · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Pool · Public Market · Stock Market
Security Security Department · Armory · Brig · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Secure Pod Bay · Security Gas Storage · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoints
Command Bridge · Captain's Quarters · Head of Personnel's Office · AI Module Storage · AI Upload · EVA · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Medical Director's Office · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Robotics · Genetics
Research Zeta Research Station · Artifact Research · Chemistry · Computer Core · Pathology · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Robot Depot · Telescience
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Mining
Engineering Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering · Engineering Storage · Inner Engineering · Power Room · Mechanics Lab · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station AI Satellite · Mining Outpost · Listening Post · Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Oshan Laboratory
General Arrivals · Crew Quarters A · Data Center · Emergency Storage A · Emergency Storage B · Escape Hallway · Information Office · Maintenance · Net Cafe · Observatory · Pod Bay · Tool Storage · Toilets · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Bar Office · Barbershop · Catering Hangar · Catering Storage · Chapel · Clown Hole · Crew Lounge · Fitness Center · Hydroponics · Janitor's Office · Janitor's Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Nerd Dungeon · Public Market · Radio Lab · Ranch · Sauna · Shower Room · West Crew Lounge · Zen Garden
Security Security Department · Armory · Beepsky's House · Defendant's Chair · General Population · HoS Office · Interrogation Room · Processing Room · Secure Dock · Security Foyer · Solitary Cells · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoints
Command AI Chamber · AI Upload · Bridge · Captain's Quarters · Customs · Head of Personnel's Office · EVA · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Cloning · Cryo · Genetics · Medbay Operating Theatre · Medbay Restroom · Medical Director's Office · Medical Storage · Monkey Dome · Morgue · Pharmacy · Pathology · Robotics · Treatment Cells
Research Research Sector · Artifact Lab · Chemistry · Computer Core · Research Dock · Research Director's Office · Robot Depot · Science Teleporter · Toxins Storage · Research Outpost · Research Outpost Hangar · Research Outpost Toxins Storage · Research Outpost Test Chamber · Toxins
Cargo & Mining Central Warehouse · Mining · Mining Dock · Quartermaster's Office · Refinery · Supply Lobby
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Dock · Engineering Gas Storage · Engineering Storage · Inner Engineering · Power Room · Engineering EVA · Mechanic's Lab · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Listening Post · Sea Elevator · Seafloor · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Atlas
General Arrivals · Arrivals Dock · Bathrooms · Crew Lounge · Escape Shuttle Hallway · Maintenance
Civilian & Recreation Cafeteria · Catering Storage · Chapel · Chapel Office · Clown Hole · Hydroponics · Janitor's Closet · Kitchen
Security Security · Armory · Brig · Security Equipment Room · Security Foyer Checkpoint · Detective's Office
Command Bridge · Command Meeting Room · Command Locker Room · Computer Core · Captain's Office · Databank Room · EVA Storage · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Cloning · Cryo · Medbay Lobby · Medbay Operating Theater · Medkit Storage · Medical Research · Morgue · Pathology Research · Robotics
Research Research Sector · Artifact Research · Chemistry · Toxin Lab · Toxin Storage · Science Pod Bay · Science Teleporter
Cargo & Mining Quartermaster's · Mining · Mining Dock
Engineering Engineering · Cold Loop · Combustion Chamber · Engine Control Room · Engine Room · Hot Loop · Mechanic's Lab · Solar Arrays
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Mining Outpost · Listening Post · Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Manta
General Arrivals · Crew Quarters A · Crew Quarters B · Crew Quarters C · Bathrooms · Escape · Maintenance · Submarine Bay (Port) · Submarine Bay (Starboard) · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · The Rising Tide/Bar · Barman's Office · Chapel · Chapel Office · Crematorium · Crew Lounge · Fitness Room · Garbage Garbs · Hydroponics · Janitor's Office · The Rusty Crab/Kitchen · Freezer · Sauna
Security Security Department · Security Foyer Checkpoint · Sec. Officers Quarters · Armory · Brig · Cell Block Control · General Population · Cell #1 · Solitary Confinement · Visitation · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Submarine Bay (Security) · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Detective's Bedroom · Beepsky's House
Command AI Upload Chamber · AI Upload Foyer Port · AI Upload Foyer Starboard · Bridge · Communications Office · Communications Office Bedroom · Captain's Office · Captain's Quarters · Head of Personnel's Office · Head of Personnel's Personal Quarters · Port Torpedo Bay · Starboard Torpedo Bay · EVA Storage · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Medbay Lobby · Cloning · Medical Research · Morgue · Medbay Treatment Area · Cryo · Medbay Operating Theatre · Medbay Restroom · Robotics · Treatment Rooms · Medbay Staff Area · Medical Storage · Medical Director's Office
Research Research Sector · Artifact Lab · Chemistry · Pathology Research · Robot Depot · Research Director's Private Quarters · Research Restroom · Science Teleporter · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Mining · Submarine Bay (Mining) · Cargo Bay · Cargo Bay Office
Engineering Engineering · Engineering Break Room · Engineering Quarters · Engineering Restroom · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Storage · Engineering Control Room · Inner Engineering · Singularity Core · Engineering Power Room · Engineering Gas Storage · Mechanic's Lab · Technical Storage
Off-Station Abandoned Ship · Clown Hole · Ghost Drone Factory · Robot Trading Outpost · Sea Diner · Tunnel Snake Mining Rig · Seafloor · Syndicate Assault Vessel · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Kondaru
General Arrivals · Aviary · Bathrooms · Crew Quarters · Emergency Storage A · Escape Arm · Escape Dock · Gym · Nerd Dungeon · Pool · Public Market · Routing Cabinet · Routing Depot · Sauna · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Bar Office · Catering Storage · Chapel · Clown Hole · Hydroponics · Janitor Office · Janitor Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · News Office · Public Podbay · Ranch
Security Security · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoints · Secure Hangar
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · AI Upload · Captain's Quarters · Command Pod Pad · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Cloning · Cryo · Genetics · Medbay Podbay · Medical Booth · Medical Director's Office · Monkey Dome · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Pharmacy · Robotics · Treatment Rooms
Research Artifact Lab · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Research Router · Robot Depot · Science Podbay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Warehouse · Ore Processing / Refinery · Mining Department · Mining Podbay
Engineering Chief Engineer's Office · Cold Loop · Engineering · Engineering Break Room · Engineering Gas Storage · Engineering Podbay · Power Room · Engine Room · Hot Loop · Mechanics Workshop · Power Transmission Laser · Pump Control Room · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory· Listening Post· Mining Outpost· Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
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