Research Storage
| Research Storage | |
| Location | |
|---|---|
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Random crap and zero jokes, but on a rock. | |
No, that's not a command, and claiming it is is definitely a corny joke, no matter what the Clown says. Don't research storage options. We're talking about the Research Storage area on the west end of the Testing Asteroid. There's nothing all that humorous here except maybe for whatever's on those seven inexplicable Spacemen: the Griffening cards, whatever that hobo wine contains, whatever that artifact is, whatever's in those Discount Dan's burritos, noodle cups, and TV "dinners" from the snack machine here.
In fact, most of the stuff here is kinda boring. It's things like:
- A tank of oxygen, a tank of air mix, and two tanks of plasma. If only there were a burn chamber and a transfer valve around
- Some fuel tanks. What to do with so much welding fuel…
- A timer, igniter, and proximity sensor. All very useful for a bomb...
- A sponge and spray bottle with space cleaner. Cleans away messes, like blood, gore, and bad jokes.
- A crowbar. It's not a Half Life reference.
- A pen. Shouldn't this be in the Test Chamber with the paper and stuff?
- A scalpel, saw, suture, spoon of the enucleation type, and hemostat. Shouldn't these be in the Test Chamber too with the operating table?
- A circuit board for an operating computer. Someone should build one and put it in, you guessed it, the Test Chamber.
- A PC. There are no Macs in the future to make Mac vs PC references to.
- A jetpack. Want to fly away from whoever's making these corny jokes? Now you can--though you should suit up so you can live to fly away again. And again...
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. Lack of one is common setup for a joke "explaining" why there aren't.
The APC for this area is inside the room on the topmost wall.
