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|Function=Keeping the station as clean as the [[Captain|captain's]] arse.
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The [[Janitor|janitor's]] little cubbyhole on the station. Well-stocked with cleaning equipment, a trash cart and there is no camera to watch you sleep.


It's located in the maintenance bridge between the [[Mechanics Workshop]] and [[Disposals]].
The '''Janitor Closet''' is a little cubbyhole on the station for the [[Janitor]]s, juxtaposed next to a [[Disposals#Cogmap2|dump]] right of a [[Ore Processing#Cogmap2|refinery]] and above the [[Market#Cogmap2|market]]. It contains a vast array of [[Janitor#The Janitor's Arsenal|cleaning products]], leaning on the walls like some sort of cult gathering with a bed at the head. You've a [[Security Objects#Cameras|ominous camera array]] directly above the bed for formulating secret evil cleaning plans, with the [[Robots#Cleanbot|bed's robotic right-hand-man]] and a stash of [[Chemicals#Space Cleaner|sacramental]] [[Chemicals#Acetone|wines]] close by. Behind them are the "cult's" many workhorses, from the mighty [[Janitor#Buff-R-Matic|floor buffer]] to the venerable [[Janitor#Mop|mop]] and [[Janitor#Bucket|bucket]] duo to the hyper-competent but easily-exhausted [[Janitor#Cleaner Grenades|cleaner grenades]].


==Maintenance information==
==Maintenance information==
The APC for this room is located inside the room, on the north(port-side) wall, behind the equipment rack.
There is no vent. Janitors have evolved to survive in poor atmospheric conditions.
 
The APC for this room is located inside the room, on the north wall, behind the equipment rack.


The power is supplied via a cable that leads under the door.
The power is supplied via a cable that leads under the door.
==Someone threw a bomb in my office!==
Unlikely, but you do have a secondary hideout just in case.
[[File:CustodialCloset.png|160px]]<br>
This smaller secondary closet is in the maintenance bridge between the [[Chapel]] and the [[Pool]] It does have a stock of janitor crap as plentiful as in your proper office - mops, buckets, spare clothes, even another pair of galoshes when you eventually get mugged for your shoes.
==Maintenance information==
The APC for this room is located inside the room, on the east(stern-side) wall, near the light bulb fixture.
The power is supplied via a cable that runs under the entire room, from east to west (stern to aft).
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The [[Janitor|janitor's]] little cubbyhole on the station. Well-stocked with cleaning equipment, two trash carts, and a security monitor for finding messes.


It's located between the [[chapel]] crematorium, [[Waste Disposal|disposals]] and the recycling room, but the door is hard to notice without a light source. Enter through the rusted airlock to the south of [[Tool Storage|tool storage]], the door is next to the trash carts.
A little cubbyhole on the station's [[Janitor]](s). Well-stocked with a [[Janitor#The Janitor's Arsenal|vast array of cleaning equipment]], from [[Janitor#Mop|mops]] and [[Janitor#Bucket|buckets]] to [[Janitor#Buff-R-Matic|buffers]] and [[Janitor#Cleaner Grenade|grenades]], a security monitor for finding messes, and two [[Janitor#Trash Cart|trash carts]] just outside the door.
 
It's located below [[Chapel#Cogmap1|Chapel's crematorium/morgue]] and above [[Waste Disposal#Cogmap1|disposals]] but the door is hard to notice without a light source. Pass through the hallway going south from the [[Medical Booth#Cogmap1|Medical Booth]] and [[Emergency Storage#Cogmap1|Emergency Storage]], and go through the broken airlock on the right. The door is next to the [[Janitor#Trash Cart|trash carts]].


==The recycling room==
==The recycling room==
The rectum of the waste disposal system. Since the portable reclaimers handle everything related to material reuse, this dark dingy room just lets the janitor run his hands through the horrible remains of crushed assistants before a mass driver bloops them unceremoniously offboard.
The final end of the waste disposal system. Since the portable reclaimers handle everything related to material reuse, this dark dingy room just lets janitors and any scavengers run their hands through the horrible remains of crushed assistants before a mass driver bloops them unceremoniously offboard.


==Someone threw a bomb in my office!==
==Maintenance Information==
Unlikely, but you do have a secondary hideout just in case.
There is no vent. A janitor shouldn't be expecting that much luxury.
 
[[File:CogmapMiniCustodialCloset.png|160px]]<br>


This smaller secondary closet is in the maintenance corridor right behind [[genetics]], with a great view to space and any passing Syndicate gunships. It doesn't have a bed, a camera feed or a floor buffer, but has a personal computer for email checking and stocks an array of janitor crap as plentiful as in your proper office - mops, buckets, spare clothes, even another pair of galoshes when you eventually get mugged for your shoes. The proximity to [[robotics]] makes it a common haunt for custodial cyborgs.
The APC for this room is located inside the room, on the north wall, behind the equipment rack.


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The '''Custodial Closet''', also known as the '''Janitor's Office''', is the [[Janitor|janitor's]] little cubbyhole on the ship(?). It is well-stocked with cleaning equipment, two trash carts, a sink, and a security monitor for finding messes while listening to the intercom for janitor calls.
The '''Custodial Closet''', also known as the '''Janitor's Office''', is the [[Janitor|janitor's]] little cubbyhole on the ship(?). It is well-stocked with cleaning equipment, two trash carts, a sink, and a security monitor for finding messes while listening to the intercom for janitor calls.


It's located next to [[Destiny#Hydroponics|Hydroponics]], in the main hallway but barely noticeable. Go right from the cryosleep unit, make your way past the [[Destiny#Hydroponics|stoner's den]], defeat the tabletop nerds playing in the hall for some reason, and you'll find it.
It's located next to [[Destiny#Hydroponics|Hydroponics]], in the main hallway but barely noticeable. Go right from the [[General Objects#Industrial Cryogenic Sleep Unit|industrial cryogenic sleep unit]], make your way past the [[Destiny#Hydroponics|stoner's den]], defeat the tabletop nerds playing in the hall for some reason, and you'll find it.


==Maintenance Information==
==Maintenance Information==
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The '''Janitor's Office''', also known as the '''Custodial Closet''', is the [[Janitor|janitor's]] little cubbyhole on the ship(?). It is well-stocked with cleaning equipment, a precious Buff-R-Matic,a trash carts, a sink, and a security monitor for finding messes while listening to the intercom for janitor calls.
The '''Janitor's Office''', also known as the '''Custodial Closet''', is the [[Janitor|janitor's]] little cubbyhole on the ship(?). It is well-stocked with cleaning equipment, a precious Buff-R-Matic,a trash carts, a sink, and a security monitor for finding messes while listening to the intercom for janitor calls.


It's located next to the hole of the [[Clown|most slip-inducing person]] on the ship, because, really, the only difference between you and the [[Clown]] is what shoes you're wearing. You are also close by a place [[Chapel#Clarion|spiritual cleansing and purification]] and within walking distance of one of the [[Medbay#Clarion|dirtiest places on the ship.]]
It's located next to the hole of the [[Clown|most slip-inducing person]] on the ship, because, really, the only difference between you and the [[Clown]] is what shoes you're wearing. You are also close by a place of [[Chapel#Clarion|spiritual cleansing and purification]] and within walking distance of one of the [[Medbay#Clarion|dirtiest places on the ship.]]


==Maintenance Information==
==Maintenance Information==
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==Maintenance Information==
==Maintenance Information==
There is no vent. You're breathing in tunnel air.
There is no vent. Don't be so greedy.


The APC for this room is on the eastern wall, above the spray bottles.
The APC for this room is on the eastern wall, near the spray bottles.


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This little pad northwest of [[Tool Storage#Donut 2|Tool Storage]] is the personal storage room of the asylum's only sane (and perhaps too sane) man/woman, the [[Janitor]]. The [[Mailman]] may claim that neither snow nor rain nor heat nor the gloom of [[space]] will keep him from delivering mail, but neither [[Blob|blobs]] nor [[Murder#Bombs|bombs]] nor said Mailman [[Murder#12gaSpacker|realizing he still doesn't have a job]] will keep this Janitor from dutifully mopping up floors, picking-up trash, and sponging/floor buffering up all the oceans of water/vomit/saltpetre/blood the other inmates inevitably make.  
This little pad northwest of [[Tool Storage#Donut 2|Tool Storage]] is the personal storage room of the asylum's only sane (and perhaps too sane) man/woman, the [[Janitor]]. The [[Mail Courier]]s may claim that neither snow nor rain nor heat nor the gloom of [[space]] will keep them from delivering mail, but neither [[Blob|blobs]] nor [[Murder#Bombs|bombs]] nor [[Traitor]] Mail Couriers going on a [[Murder#SPES-12|SPES-12]] rampage will keep this Janitor from dutifully mopping up floors, picking-up trash, and sponging/floor buffering up all the oceans of water/vomit/saltpetre/blood the other inmates inevitably make.  


==Maintenance Information==
==Maintenance Information==
There is no vent.  
There is no vent. Janitors should be happy with what they have.


The APC for this room is on the western wall, above the recycling chute.
The APC for this room is on the western wall, above the recycling chute.
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|Function=Keeping the station as clean as the [[Captain|captain's]] arse.
|Access=[[Janitor]]
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This '''Custodial Closet''', aka the '''Janitor's office''', is perhaps the one place for a weary [[Janitor|janitor]] to unwind for the three or so seconds before they're called to clean up another corpse. Located just southwest of the Bar and Gym, it contains all the [[Janitor#The Janitor's Arsenal|weapons]] needed for the unending war against trash, dirt, blood, vomit, viscera, and more.
==Maintenance Information==
Breaking a long-running NanoTrasen streak of never allowing the custodians clean or moving air, there is a vent located on the north wall, right above the pile of cleaning supplies.
The APC for this room is on the north wall, where it juts down a bit.
The power for this room comes from a wire that goes underneath the maintenance exit to the left.
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The '''Custodial Closet''', also known as the '''Janitor's Closet''', is a tiny broom closet for the [[Janitor]]'s [[Janitor#The janitor's arsenal|arsenal of cleaning supplies]], like cleaning grenades, the eternal mop and mop bucket combo, spray bottles, galoshes (handily hidden in a closet only they can access, so that [[Traitor|nerds]] can't steal it), and their precious, precious floor buffer, the [[Vehicles#Buff-R-Matic|Buff-R-Matic]]. It's located in the general northeast general of the station, past the fork leading to the central airbridge, opposite of [[Crew Quarters#Chiron|Crew Quarters]].
The '''Custodial Closet''', also known as the '''Janitor's Closet''', is a tiny broom closet for the [[Janitor]]'s [[Janitor#The janitor's arsenal|arsenal of cleaning supplies]], like [[Janitor#Cleaner Grenade|cleaner grenades]], the eternal [[Janitor#Mop|mop]] and [[Janitor#Mop Bucket|mop bucket]] combo, [[Janitor#Spray Bottle|spray bottles]], and their precious, precious floor buffer, the [[Vehicles#Buff-R-Matic|Buff-R-Matic]]. It's located in the general northeast general of the station, past the fork leading to the central airbridge, opposite of [[Crew Quarters#Chiron|Crew Quarters]].


==Maintenance Information==
==Maintenance Information==
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The '''Janitor's Closet''', also known as '''Custodial Closet''', is a little niche in the [[maintenance]] tunnel near the [[Arcade#Oshan|Arcade]] for the [[Janitor]] and their [[Janitor#The janitor's arsenal|vast arsenal of cleaning supplies]]. It includes classic staples such as:
The '''Janitor's Closet''', also known as '''Custodial Closet''', is a little niche in the [[maintenance]] tunnel near the [[Arcade#Oshan|Arcade]] for the [[Janitor]] and their [[Janitor#The janitor's arsenal|vast arsenal of cleaning supplies]]. It includes classic staples such as:
*Cleaning grenades, an all-purifying savior in times of need.
*[[Janitor#Cleaner Grenade|Cleaner grenades]], an all-purifying savior in times of need.
*The eternal mop and mop bucket combo.
*The eternal [[Janitor#Mop|mop]] and [[Janitor#Mop Bucket|mop bucket]] combo.
*Not just one, but two space cleaner bottles.
*Not just one, but two [[Janitor#Spray Bottle|space cleaner bottles]].
*The Janitor's best defense against the floods and spills, the [[Vehicles#Buff-R-Matic|Buff-R-Matic]].  
*The Janitor's best defense against the floods and spills, the [[Vehicles#Buff-R-Matic|Buff-R-Matic]].  
*A closet with tons of extra cleaning fluid bottles, as well a single pair of iconic yellow galoshes.
*A closet with tons of extra cleaning fluid bottles.


==Maintenance Information==
==Maintenance Information==
There is no vent.  
There is no vent. Most janitors can't handle the task of cleaning up floods and quit so theres no need to keep fresh air around.  


The APC for this room near the exit, next to its only window.
The APC for this room near the exit, next to its only window.
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|Function=Kingdom of Cleaning.
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Viva Janitalia! This vaguely foot-shaped strip below [[Bridge#Atlas|Bridge]] and [[Arrival Dock#Atlas|Arrival Dock]] is the '''Janitor's Office''', a collection of states consolidated and ruled by the Lord/Lady of Janitalia, the [[Janitor]]. Among its members are:
*The Kingdom of [[Vehicles#Buff-R-Matic|Buff-R-Matic]].
*The Principalities of [[Janitor#Mop|Mop]] and [[Janitor#Mop Bucket|Mop Bucket]].
*The Confederation of Custodial Supplies Closet, whose members include the Merchant Republic of Cleaning Fluid Bottles, which in turn collectively represent the [[Chemicals#Space Cleaner|Space Cleaner]], [[Chemicals#Ammonia|Ammonia]], and [[Chemicals#Acetone|Acetone]] clans.
*The [[Medical Objects#Biosuit|Level 3 Biohazard Suit]] Protectorate.
*The Holy [[Janitor#Sponge|Sponge]] Order.
*The Earldom of [[General Objects#Tank|Water Tank]] .
In addition, in the top most parts of Janitor's Office is Janitalia's most recently claimed land, called the Crusader State of Waste Disposal. Heres, items arrive that have been sent down a [[General Objects#Disposal Chute|disposal chute]] are put on a conveyor belt to be are converted into scrap metal by a Crusher Unit and then sent into the wilderness of [[Space]]. The Janitor can control whether the Crusher Unit is accepting items using a switch above their bed. Occasionally, the Janitor may find an item too valuable to send into [[Space]] and deliver it to [[Crew Lounge#Atlas|Crew Lounge]] via the Janitor Office Ejection Chute.
==Maintenance Information==
There is no vent. Much to the Lord/Lady of Janitalia's dismay, they have yet to be able to conquer a territory with such resources.
The APC for this area is roughly in the bottom left of the tiled area, near the chute labeled Janitor Office Ejection Chute.
The power for this area comes from a wire that goes under the door into [[Arrival Dock#Atlas|Arrivals Dock]].
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|Function=Supplies for swabbing the ship's poop deck.
|Access=[[Janitor]]
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The '''Janitor Office''' in the lower left/port/west section of ''Manta'', in the [[maintenance]] area above the [[Main Hangar#Manta|Port]] and [[Mining Dock#Manta|Mining Sub Bays]], is where the [[Janitor]]s keep all their cleaning supplies, which include:
*A [[Janitor#Sponge|sponge]].
*A custodial supplies closet, which includes stuff like a spare set of [[Janitor]] uniform and bottles of [[Chemicals#Space Cleaner|space cleaner]], [[Chemicals#Ammonia|ammonia]], and [[Chemicals#Acetone|acetone]].
*A rack with:
**Two [[Janitor#Mop|mops]], which can be paired with either the handheld and wearable [[Janitor#Bucket|bucket]] or pullable [[Janitor#Mop Bucket|mop bucket]] nearby.
**A [[Janitor#Spray Bottle|space cleaner spray bottle]].
**A box of [[Janitor#Mousetrap|mousetraps]].
**Boxes of [[Janitor#Trash Bag|trash bags]], both in regular black and biohazard red colors.
*A [[Vehicles#Buff-R-Matic|Buff-R-Matic]].
*A [[Robots#Cleanbot|cleanbot]]. So cute!
*A [[Engineering Objects#Fluid Tank|fluid tank]] for draining fluid spills and floods, big and small.
*A [[Security Objects#Security Cameras|cameras computer]], stylized as an old school TV. Look for messes to clean...or sit back and just bask in the glorious incompetence of the crew.
*A Level 3 Biohazard closet, which contains a [[Medical Objects#Biosuit|biosuit set]] and some [[Janitor#Trash Bag|red biohazard trash bags]].
*A couple of [[Janitor#Wet Floor Sign|wet floor signs]].
*A bed with a [[General Objects#Secure Safe|safe]] at its head. Purple-pink sheets, just like your uniform.
*A table with:
**Boxes of spare [[Engineering Objects#Light Tubes|light tubes]] and [[Engineering Objects#Light Bulbs|light bulbs]].
**Some [[Janitor#Cleaning Grenade|cleaning grenades]].
*Just outside the room, some [[Janitor#Trash Cart|trash carts]], with two chutes that lead into [[Waste Disposal#Manta|Disposals]].
Want to know how to use all this cleaning gear? Check out [[Janitor#The Janitor's Arsenal|this Janitor section]]!
==Maintenance Information==
There is no vent. Vents aren't used for cleaning! Or are they...
The APC for this room is in the top middle, near the rack and bed.
The power for this area comes from a wire that goes under the room's only entrance.
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The '''Janitor Office''' between [[Medbay#Kondaru|Medbay]] and [[Research Wing#Kondaru|Research]], is where the [[Janitor]]s keep all their cleaning supplies, which include:
*A custodial supplies closet, which includes stuff like a [[Janitor#Sponge|sponge]], a spare set of [[Janitor]] uniform, bottles of [[Chemicals#Space Cleaner|space cleaner]], [[Chemicals#Ammonia|ammonia]], and [[Chemicals#Acetone|acetone]], and boxes of [[Janitor#Trash Bag|trash bags]], both in regular black and biohazard red colors.
*A rack with:
**Two [[Janitor#Mop|mops]], which can be paired with either the handheld and wearable [[Janitor#Bucket|bucket]] or pullable [[Janitor#Mop Bucket|mop bucket]] nearby.
**A [[Janitor#Spray Bottle|space cleaner spray bottle]].
**A box of [[Janitor#Mousetrap|mousetraps]].
**Some [[Janitor#Cleaning Grenade|cleaning grenades]].
*A [[Vehicles#Buff-R-Matic|Buff-R-Matic]].
*A [[Security Objects#Security Cameras|cameras computer]], stylized as an old school TV. Look for messes to clean...or sit back and just bask in the glorious incompetence of the crew.
*A Level 3 Biohazard closet, which contains a [[Medical Objects#Biosuit|biosuit set]] and some [[Janitor#Trash Bag|red biohazard trash bags]].
*A [[Janitor#Trash Cart|trash cart]], with a chute that leads into [[Waste Disposal#Manta|Disposals]].
Want to know how to use all this cleaning gear? Check out [[Janitor#The Janitor's Arsenal|this Janitor section]]!
==Maintenance Information==
There is no vent. The drain is the closest you'll get.
The APC for this room is in the top middle, near the bed.
The power for this area comes from a wire that goes under the room's maintenance exit to the left.
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Latest revision as of 02:57, 13 January 2024

Custodial Closet
Location

Cogmap2JanitorCloset.png

Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse.

Access

Janitor


The Janitor Closet is a little cubbyhole on the station for the Janitors, juxtaposed next to a dump right of a refinery and above the market. It contains a vast array of cleaning products, leaning on the walls like some sort of cult gathering with a bed at the head. You've a ominous camera array directly above the bed for formulating secret evil cleaning plans, with the bed's robotic right-hand-man and a stash of sacramental wines close by. Behind them are the "cult's" many workhorses, from the mighty floor buffer to the venerable mop and bucket duo to the hyper-competent but easily-exhausted cleaner grenades.

Maintenance information

There is no vent. Janitors have evolved to survive in poor atmospheric conditions.

The APC for this room is located inside the room, on the north wall, behind the equipment rack.

The power is supplied via a cable that leads under the door.

Custodial Closet
Location

CogmapCustodialCloset.png

Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse.

Access

Janitor


A little cubbyhole on the station's Janitor(s). Well-stocked with a vast array of cleaning equipment, from mops and buckets to buffers and grenades, a security monitor for finding messes, and two trash carts just outside the door.

It's located below Chapel's crematorium/morgue and above disposals but the door is hard to notice without a light source. Pass through the hallway going south from the Medical Booth and Emergency Storage, and go through the broken airlock on the right. The door is next to the trash carts.

The recycling room

The final end of the waste disposal system. Since the portable reclaimers handle everything related to material reuse, this dark dingy room just lets janitors and any scavengers run their hands through the horrible remains of crushed assistants before a mass driver bloops them unceremoniously offboard.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. A janitor shouldn't be expecting that much luxury.

The APC for this room is located inside the room, on the north wall, behind the equipment rack.

Custodial Closet
Location

DestinyJanitorOffice.png

Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse.

Access

Janitor


The Custodial Closet, also known as the Janitor's Office, is the janitor's little cubbyhole on the ship(?). It is well-stocked with cleaning equipment, two trash carts, a sink, and a security monitor for finding messes while listening to the intercom for janitor calls.

It's located next to Hydroponics, in the main hallway but barely noticeable. Go right from the industrial cryogenic sleep unit, make your way past the stoner's den, defeat the tabletop nerds playing in the hall for some reason, and you'll find it.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. At least the air is usually always clean.

The APC for this room is in the maintenance tunnel to the right of it.

Custodial Closet
Location

ClarionJanitorCloset.png

Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse.

Access

Janitor


The Janitor's Office, also known as the Custodial Closet, is the janitor's little cubbyhole on the ship(?). It is well-stocked with cleaning equipment, a precious Buff-R-Matic,a trash carts, a sink, and a security monitor for finding messes while listening to the intercom for janitor calls.

It's located next to the hole of the most slip-inducing person on the ship, because, really, the only difference between you and the Clown is what shoes you're wearing. You are also close by a place of spiritual cleansing and purification and within walking distance of one of the dirtiest places on the ship.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. You're breathing in used air.

The APC for this room is close to the rack of cleaning equipment. Yes, there is an APC named "Janitor's Office APC" in the maintenance tunnel below. No, it does not do anything.

Custodial Closet
Location

LinemapJanitorOffice.png

Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse.

Access

Janitor


The Janitor's Office, also known as the Custodial Closet, is the janitor's little cubbyhole on the station. It is well-stocked with racks of cleaning equipment, a precious Buff-R-Matic, a super-large trash chute (and trash carts outside), a tanker of water, and a security monitor for finding messes while listening to the intercom for janitor calls.

This room is tucked away in a maintenance tunnel near Crew Quarters. Considering that Staff Assistants spawn in there, you can consider it a landing deep within enemy territory of the the maint tunnel-rat menace.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. You're breathing in tunnel air.

The APC for this room is just outside the only entrance, in the maintenance tunnel above.

Custodial Closet
Location

MushroomJanitorCloset.png

Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse.

Access

Janitor


The Janitor's Office, also known as the Custodial Closet, is the janitor's little hideaway on the station. It is well-stocked with tables of little cleaning doohickys, a trashcart, a tanker of water, and, most importantly, the janitor's precious Buff-R-Matic.

This room is tucked away in a maintenance tunnel near EVA. In fact, the only entrance into this place is in said maint tunnel. It's quite harsh. Not even the Staff Assistants have to go through a dark and empty tunnel just to get to work.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. Don't be so greedy.

The APC for this room is on the eastern wall, near the spray bottles.

Custodial Closet
Location

Donut2CustodialCloset.png

Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse.

Access

Janitor


This little pad northwest of Tool Storage is the personal storage room of the asylum's only sane (and perhaps too sane) man/woman, the Janitor. The Mail Couriers may claim that neither snow nor rain nor heat nor the gloom of space will keep them from delivering mail, but neither blobs nor bombs nor Traitor Mail Couriers going on a SPES-12 rampage will keep this Janitor from dutifully mopping up floors, picking-up trash, and sponging/floor buffering up all the oceans of water/vomit/saltpetre/blood the other inmates inevitably make.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. Janitors should be happy with what they have.

The APC for this room is on the western wall, above the recycling chute.

Custodial Closet
Location

Donut3CustodialCloset.png

Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse.

Access

Janitor


This Custodial Closet, aka the Janitor's office, is perhaps the one place for a weary janitor to unwind for the three or so seconds before they're called to clean up another corpse. Located just southwest of the Bar and Gym, it contains all the weapons needed for the unending war against trash, dirt, blood, vomit, viscera, and more.

Maintenance Information

Breaking a long-running NanoTrasen streak of never allowing the custodians clean or moving air, there is a vent located on the north wall, right above the pile of cleaning supplies.

The APC for this room is on the north wall, where it juts down a bit.

The power for this room comes from a wire that goes underneath the maintenance exit to the left.

Custodial Closet
Location

ChironCustodialCloset.png

Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse.

Access

Janitor


The Custodial Closet, also known as the Janitor's Closet, is a tiny broom closet for the Janitor's arsenal of cleaning supplies, like cleaner grenades, the eternal mop and mop bucket combo, spray bottles, and their precious, precious floor buffer, the Buff-R-Matic. It's located in the general northeast general of the station, past the fork leading to the central airbridge, opposite of Crew Quarters.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. They couldn't stuff one in.

The APC for this room is on the northern wall, above the space for the mop bucket.

Custodial Closet
Location

OshanJanitorOffice.png

Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse.

Access

Janitor


The Janitor's Closet, also known as Custodial Closet, is a little niche in the maintenance tunnel near the Arcade for the Janitor and their vast arsenal of cleaning supplies. It includes classic staples such as:

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. Most janitors can't handle the task of cleaning up floods and quit so theres no need to keep fresh air around.

The APC for this room near the exit, next to its only window.

Custodial Closet
Location

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Kingdom of Cleaning.

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Janitor


Viva Janitalia! This vaguely foot-shaped strip below Bridge and Arrival Dock is the Janitor's Office, a collection of states consolidated and ruled by the Lord/Lady of Janitalia, the Janitor. Among its members are:

In addition, in the top most parts of Janitor's Office is Janitalia's most recently claimed land, called the Crusader State of Waste Disposal. Heres, items arrive that have been sent down a disposal chute are put on a conveyor belt to be are converted into scrap metal by a Crusher Unit and then sent into the wilderness of Space. The Janitor can control whether the Crusher Unit is accepting items using a switch above their bed. Occasionally, the Janitor may find an item too valuable to send into Space and deliver it to Crew Lounge via the Janitor Office Ejection Chute.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. Much to the Lord/Lady of Janitalia's dismay, they have yet to be able to conquer a territory with such resources.

The APC for this area is roughly in the bottom left of the tiled area, near the chute labeled Janitor Office Ejection Chute.

The power for this area comes from a wire that goes under the door into Arrivals Dock.

Custodial Closet
Location

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Supplies for swabbing the ship's poop deck.

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Janitor


The Janitor Office in the lower left/port/west section of Manta, in the maintenance area above the Port and Mining Sub Bays, is where the Janitors keep all their cleaning supplies, which include:

Want to know how to use all this cleaning gear? Check out this Janitor section!

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. Vents aren't used for cleaning! Or are they...

The APC for this room is in the top middle, near the rack and bed.

The power for this area comes from a wire that goes under the room's only entrance.

Custodial Closet
Location

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Janitor's fortress of solitude

Access

Janitor


The Janitor Office between Medbay and Research, is where the Janitors keep all their cleaning supplies, which include:

Want to know how to use all this cleaning gear? Check out this Janitor section!

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. The drain is the closest you'll get.

The APC for this room is in the top middle, near the bed.

The power for this area comes from a wire that goes under the room's maintenance exit to the left.


Stationmap.png Locations on Cogmap2
General Arrivals · Emergency Storage B · Escape · Escape Pod Bay · Locker Room · Maintenance · Owlery · Main Hangar 1 & 2 · Net Cafe · Public Garden · Routing Depot · Tool Storage · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Catering Pod Bay · Chapel · Clown Tent · Crew Quarters · Derelict Crew Quarters · Gym · Health Spa · Hydroponics · Janitor's Closet · Janitor's Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Pool · Public Market Booths · Ranch · Shower Room · Staff Assistants' Quarters
Security Security · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Secure Hangar · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoints
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · AI Upload · AI Upload Foyer · Captain's Quarters · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Genetics · Medical Director's Office · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Robotics · Auxiliary Storage · Medical Booth · Robot Depot
Research Research Wing · Artifact Research · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Science Pod Bay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Central Storage · Ore Processing / Refinery · Mining Department
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Pod Bay · Emergency Storage A · Emergency Air Hookup · Mechanics Workshop · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Mining Outpost · Listening Post · Research Outpost · Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Cogmap1
General Arrivals · Bathrooms · Crew Quarters A · Crew Quarters B · Emergency Storage · Escape · Locker Room · Maintenance · Owlery · Observatory · Main Hangar · Routing Depot · Tool Storage · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Catering Pod Bay · Chapel · Clown Tent · Crew Lounge · Gym · Hydroponics · Information Office · Janitor's Office · Janitor's Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Pool · Public Market · Ranch · Shower Room · Stock Market Room
Security Security · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Dispatch · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Secure Hangar · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Mini-Brig
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · AI Upload · AI Upload Foyer · Captain's Quarters · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Genetics · Medical Director's Office · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Robotics · Medical Booth
Research Research Wing · Artifact Research · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Robot Depot · Science Pod Bay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Central Storage · Mining Department · Ore Processing / Refinery · Routers
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Pod Bay · Emergency Air Hookup · Mechanics Workshop · Primary Tool Storage · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Mining Outpost · Listening Post · Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Oshan Laboratory
General Arrivals · Crew Quarters A · Data Center · Emergency Storage A · Emergency Storage B · Escape Hallway · Information Office · Maintenance · Net Cafe · Observatory · Pod Bay · Tool Storage · Toilets · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Bar Office · Barbershop · Catering Hangar · Catering Storage · Chapel · Clown Hole · Crew Lounge · Fitness Center · Hydroponics · Janitor's Office · Janitor's Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Nerd Dungeon · Public Market · Radio Lab · Ranch · Sauna · Shower Room · West Crew Lounge · Zen Garden
Security Security Department · Armory · Beepsky's House · Defendant's Chair · General Population · HoS Office · Interrogation Room · Processing Room · Secure Dock · Security Foyer · Solitary Cells · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoints
Command AI Chamber · AI Upload · Bridge · Captain's Quarters · Customs · Head of Personnel's Office · EVA · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Cloning · Cryo · Genetics · Medbay Operating Theatre · Medbay Restroom · Medical Director's Office · Medical Storage · Monkey Dome · Morgue · Pharmacy · Pathology · Robotics · Treatment Cells
Research Research Sector · Artifact Lab · Chemistry · Computer Core · Research Dock · Research Director's Office · Robot Depot · Science Teleporter · Toxins Storage · Research Outpost · Research Outpost Hangar · Research Outpost Toxins Storage · Research Outpost Test Chamber · Toxins
Cargo & Mining Central Warehouse · Mining · Mining Dock · Quartermaster's Office · Refinery · Supply Lobby
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Dock · Engineering Gas Storage · Engineering Storage · Inner Engineering · Power Room · Engineering EVA · Mechanic's Lab · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Listening Post · Sea Elevator · Seafloor · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Manta
General Arrivals · Crew Quarters A · Crew Quarters B · Crew Quarters C · Bathrooms · Escape · Maintenance · Submarine Bay (Port) · Submarine Bay (Starboard) · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · The Rising Tide/Bar · Barman's Office · Chapel · Chapel Office · Crematorium · Crew Lounge · Fitness Room · Garbage Garbs · Hydroponics · Janitor's Office · The Rusty Crab/Kitchen · Freezer · Sauna
Security Security Department · Security Foyer Checkpoint · Sec. Officers Quarters · Armory · Brig · Cell Block Control · General Population · Cell #1 · Solitary Confinement · Visitation · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Submarine Bay (Security) · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Detective's Bedroom · Beepsky's House
Command AI Upload Chamber · AI Upload Foyer Port · AI Upload Foyer Starboard · Bridge · Communications Office · Communications Office Bedroom · Captain's Office · Captain's Quarters · Head of Personnel's Office · Head of Personnel's Personal Quarters · Port Torpedo Bay · Starboard Torpedo Bay · EVA Storage · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Medbay Lobby · Cloning · Medical Research · Morgue · Medbay Treatment Area · Cryo · Medbay Operating Theatre · Medbay Restroom · Robotics · Treatment Rooms · Medbay Staff Area · Medical Storage · Medical Director's Office
Research Research Sector · Artifact Lab · Chemistry · Pathology Research · Robot Depot · Research Director's Private Quarters · Research Restroom · Science Teleporter · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Mining · Submarine Bay (Mining) · Cargo Bay · Cargo Bay Office
Engineering Engineering · Engineering Break Room · Engineering Quarters · Engineering Restroom · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Storage · Engineering Control Room · Inner Engineering · Singularity Core · Engineering Power Room · Engineering Gas Storage · Mechanic's Lab · Technical Storage
Off-Station Abandoned Ship · Clown Hole · Ghost Drone Factory · Robot Trading Outpost · Sea Diner · Tunnel Snake Mining Rig · Seafloor · Syndicate Assault Vessel · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Kondaru
General Arrivals · Aviary · Bathrooms · Crew Quarters · Emergency Storage A · Escape Arm · Escape Dock · Gym · Nerd Dungeon · Pool · Public Market · Routing Cabinet · Routing Depot · Sauna · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Bar Office · Catering Storage · Chapel · Clown Hole · Hydroponics · Janitor Office · Janitor Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · News Office · Public Podbay · Ranch
Security Security · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoints · Secure Hangar
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · AI Upload · Captain's Quarters · Command Pod Pad · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Cloning · Cryo · Genetics · Medbay Podbay · Medical Booth · Medical Director's Office · Monkey Dome · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Pharmacy · Robotics · Treatment Rooms
Research Artifact Lab · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Research Router · Robot Depot · Science Podbay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Warehouse · Ore Processing / Refinery · Mining Department · Mining Podbay
Engineering Chief Engineer's Office · Cold Loop · Engineering · Engineering Break Room · Engineering Gas Storage · Engineering Podbay · Power Room · Engine Room · Hot Loop · Mechanics Workshop · Power Transmission Laser · Pump Control Room · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory· Listening Post· Mining Outpost· Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality