Custodial Closet
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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse. | |
The Janitor Closet is the janitor's little cubbyhole on the station, juxtaposed next to a dump right of a refinery and above the market. It contains a vast array of cleaning products, leaning on the walls like some sort of cult gathering with the Janitor's bed at the head. You've a ominous camera array directly above the bed for formulating secret evil cleaning plans, with the Janitor's robotic right-hand-man and a stash of sacramental wine close by. Behind them are the "cult's" many workhorses, from the mighty floor buffer to the venerable mop and bucket duo to the hyper-competent but easily-exhausted cleaner grenades.
Maintenance information
The APC for this room is located inside the room, on the north wall, behind the equipment rack.
The power is supplied via a cable that leads under the door.
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The janitor's little cubbyhole on the station. Well-stocked with a vast array of cleaning equipment, from mops and buckets to buffers and grenades, a security monitor for finding messes, and two trash carts just outside the door.
It's located below Chapel's crematorium/morgue and above disposals but the door is hard to notice without a light source. Pass through the hallway going south from the Medical Booth and Emergency Storage, and go through the broken airlock on the right. The door is next to the trash carts.
The recycling room
The rectum of the waste disposal system. Since the portable reclaimers handle everything related to material reuse, this dark dingy room just lets the janitor run his hands through the horrible remains of crushed assistants before a mass driver bloops them unceremoniously offboard.
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The Custodial Closet, also known as the Janitor's Office, is the janitor's little cubbyhole on the ship(?). It is well-stocked with cleaning equipment, two trash carts, a sink, and a security monitor for finding messes while listening to the intercom for janitor calls.
It's located next to Hydroponics, in the main hallway but barely noticeable. Go right from the industrial cryogenics unit, make your way past the stoner's den, defeat the tabletop nerds playing in the hall for some reason, and you'll find it.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. At least the air is usually always clean.
The APC for this room is in the maintenance tunnel to the right of it.
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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse. | |
The Janitor's Office, also known as the Custodial Closet, is the janitor's little cubbyhole on the ship(?). It is well-stocked with cleaning equipment, a precious Buff-R-Matic,a trash carts, a sink, and a security monitor for finding messes while listening to the intercom for janitor calls.
It's located next to the hole of the most slip-inducing person on the ship, because, really, the only difference between you and the Clown is what shoes you're wearing. You are also close by a place spiritual cleansing and purification and within walking distance of one of the dirtiest places on the ship.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. You're breathing in used air.
The APC for this room is close to the rack of cleaning equipment. Yes, there is an APC named "Janitor's Office APC" in the maintenance tunnel below. No, it does not do anything.
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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse. | |
The Janitor's Office, also known as the Custodial Closet, is the janitor's little cubbyhole on the station. It is well-stocked with racks of cleaning equipment, a precious Buff-R-Matic, a super-large trash chute (and trash carts outside), a tanker of water, and a security monitor for finding messes while listening to the intercom for janitor calls.
This room is tucked away in a maintenance tunnel near Crew Quarters. Considering that Staff Assistants spawn in there, you can consider it a landing deep within enemy territory of the the maint tunnel-rat menace.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. You're breathing in tunnel air.
The APC for this room is just outside the only entrance, in the maintenance tunnel above.
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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse. | |
The Janitor's Office, also known as the Custodial Closet, is the janitor's little hideaway on the station. It is well-stocked with tables of little cleaning doohickys, a trashcart, a tanker of water, and, most importantly, the janitor's precious Buff-R-Matic.
This room is tucked away in a maintenance tunnel near EVA. In fact, the only entrance into this place is in said maint tunnel. It's quite harsh. Not even the Staff Assistants have to go through a dark and empty tunnel just to get to work.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. You're breathing in tunnel air.
The APC for this room is on the eastern wall, above the spray bottles.
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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse. | |
This little pad northwest of Tool Storage is the personal storage room of the asylum's only sane (and perhaps too sane) man/woman, the Janitor. The Mailman may claim that neither snow nor rain nor heat nor the gloom of space will keep him from delivering mail, but neither blobs nor bombs nor said Mailman realizing he still doesn't have a job will keep this Janitor from dutifully mopping up floors, picking-up trash, and sponging/floor buffering up all the oceans of water/vomit/saltpetre/blood the other inmates inevitably make.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent.
The APC for this room is on the western wall, above the recycling chute.
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The Custodial Closet, also known as the Janitor's Closet, is a tiny broom closet for the Janitor's arsenal of cleaning supplies, like cleaner grenades, the eternal mop and mop bucket combo, spray bottles, galoshes (handily hidden in a closet only they can access, so that nerds can't steal it), and their precious, precious floor buffer, the Buff-R-Matic. It's located in the general northeast general of the station, past the fork leading to the central airbridge, opposite of Crew Quarters.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. They couldn't stuff one in.
The APC for this room is on the northern wall, above the space for the mop bucket.
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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse. | |
The Janitor's Closet, also known as Custodial Closet, is a little niche in the maintenance tunnel near the Arcade for the Janitor and their vast arsenal of cleaning supplies. It includes classic staples such as:
- Cleaner grenades, an all-purifying savior in times of need.
- The eternal mop and mop bucket combo.
- Not just one, but two space cleaner bottles.
- The Janitor's best defense against the floods and spills, the Buff-R-Matic.
- A closet with tons of extra cleaning fluid bottles, as well a single pair of iconic yellow galoshes.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent.
The APC for this room near the exit, next to its only window.
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Kingdom of Cleaning. | |
Viva Janitalia! This vaguely foot-shaped strip below Bridge and Arrival Dock is the Janitor's Office, a collection of states consolidated and ruled by the Lord/Lady of Janitalia, the Janitor. Among its members are:
- The Kingdom of Buff-R-Matic.
- The Principalities of Mop and Mop Bucket.
- The Confederation of Custodial Supplies Closet, whose members include the Galosh Principality and the Merchant Republic of Cleaning Fluid Bottles, which in turn collectively represent the Space Cleaner, Ammonia, and Acetone clans.
- The Level 3 Biohazard Suit Protectorate.
- The Holy Sponge Order.
- The Earldom of Water Tank .
In addition, in the top most parts of Janitor's Office is Janitalia's most recently claimed land, called the Crusader State of Waste Disposal. Heres, items arrive that have been sent down a disposal chute are put on a conveyor belt to be are converted into scrap metal by a Crusher Unit and then sent into the wilderness of Space. The Janitor can control whether the Crusher Unit is accepting items using a switch above their bed. Occasionally, the Janitor may find an item too valuable to send into Space and deliver it to Crew Lounge via the Janitor Office Ejection Chute.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. Much to the Lord/Lady of Janitalia's dismay, they have yet to be able to conquer a territory with such resources.
The APC for this area is roughly in the bottom left of the tiled area, near the chute labeled Janitor Office Ejection Chute.
The power for this area comes from a wire that goes under the door into Arrivals Dock.
