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The '''Janitor Closet''' is the [[Janitor | The '''Janitor Closet''' is a little cubbyhole on the station for the [[Janitor]]s, juxtaposed next to a [[Disposals#Cogmap2|dump]] right of a [[Ore Processing#Cogmap2|refinery]] and above the [[Market#Cogmap2|market]]. It contains a vast array of [[Janitor#The Janitor's Arsenal|cleaning products]], leaning on the walls like some sort of cult gathering with a bed at the head. You've a [[Security Objects#Cameras|ominous camera array]] directly above the bed for formulating secret evil cleaning plans, with the [[Robots#Cleanbot|bed's robotic right-hand-man]] and a stash of [[Chemicals#Space Cleaner|sacramental]] [[Chemicals#Acetone|wines]] close by. Behind them are the "cult's" many workhorses, from the mighty [[Janitor#Buff-R-Matic|floor buffer]] to the venerable [[Janitor#Mop|mop]] and [[Janitor#Bucket|bucket]] duo to the hyper-competent but easily-exhausted [[Janitor#Cleaner Grenades|cleaner grenades]]. | ||
==Maintenance information== | ==Maintenance information== | ||
There is no vent. | There is no vent. Janitors have evolved to survive in poor atmospheric conditions. | ||
The APC for this room is located inside the room, on the north wall, behind the equipment rack. | The APC for this room is located inside the room, on the north wall, behind the equipment rack. | ||
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A little cubbyhole on the station's [[Janitor]](s). Well-stocked with a [[Janitor#The Janitor's Arsenal|vast array of cleaning equipment]], from [[Janitor#Mop|mops]] and [[Janitor#Bucket|buckets]] to [[Janitor#Buff-R-Matic|buffers]] and [[Janitor#Cleaner Grenade|grenades]], a security monitor for finding messes, and two [[Janitor#Trash Cart|trash carts]] just outside the door. | |||
It's located below [[Chapel#Cogmap1|Chapel's crematorium/morgue]] and above [[Waste Disposal#Cogmap1|disposals]] but the door is hard to notice without a light source. Pass through the hallway going south from the [[Medical Booth#Cogmap1|Medical Booth]] and [[Emergency Storage#Cogmap1|Emergency Storage]], and go through the broken airlock on the right. The door is next to the [[Janitor#Trash Cart|trash carts]]. | It's located below [[Chapel#Cogmap1|Chapel's crematorium/morgue]] and above [[Waste Disposal#Cogmap1|disposals]] but the door is hard to notice without a light source. Pass through the hallway going south from the [[Medical Booth#Cogmap1|Medical Booth]] and [[Emergency Storage#Cogmap1|Emergency Storage]], and go through the broken airlock on the right. The door is next to the [[Janitor#Trash Cart|trash carts]]. | ||
==The recycling room== | ==The recycling room== | ||
The | The final end of the waste disposal system. Since the portable reclaimers handle everything related to material reuse, this dark dingy room just lets janitors and any scavengers run their hands through the horrible remains of crushed assistants before a mass driver bloops them unceremoniously offboard. | ||
==Maintenance Information== | ==Maintenance Information== | ||
There is no vent. | There is no vent. A janitor shouldn't be expecting that much luxury. | ||
The APC for this room is located inside the room, on the north wall, behind the equipment rack. | The APC for this room is located inside the room, on the north wall, behind the equipment rack. | ||
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The '''Janitor's Office''', also known as the '''Custodial Closet''', is the [[Janitor|janitor's]] little cubbyhole on the ship(?). It is well-stocked with cleaning equipment, a precious Buff-R-Matic,a trash carts, a sink, and a security monitor for finding messes while listening to the intercom for janitor calls. | The '''Janitor's Office''', also known as the '''Custodial Closet''', is the [[Janitor|janitor's]] little cubbyhole on the ship(?). It is well-stocked with cleaning equipment, a precious Buff-R-Matic,a trash carts, a sink, and a security monitor for finding messes while listening to the intercom for janitor calls. | ||
It's located next to the hole of the [[Clown|most slip-inducing person]] on the ship, because, really, the only difference between you and the [[Clown]] is what shoes you're wearing. You are also close by a place [[Chapel#Clarion|spiritual cleansing and purification]] and within walking distance of one of the [[Medbay#Clarion|dirtiest places on the ship.]] | It's located next to the hole of the [[Clown|most slip-inducing person]] on the ship, because, really, the only difference between you and the [[Clown]] is what shoes you're wearing. You are also close by a place of [[Chapel#Clarion|spiritual cleansing and purification]] and within walking distance of one of the [[Medbay#Clarion|dirtiest places on the ship.]] | ||
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This little pad northwest of [[Tool Storage#Donut 2|Tool Storage]] is the personal storage room of the asylum's only sane (and perhaps too sane) man/woman, the [[Janitor]]. The [[ | This little pad northwest of [[Tool Storage#Donut 2|Tool Storage]] is the personal storage room of the asylum's only sane (and perhaps too sane) man/woman, the [[Janitor]]. The [[Mail Courier]]s may claim that neither snow nor rain nor heat nor the gloom of [[space]] will keep them from delivering mail, but neither [[Blob|blobs]] nor [[Murder#Bombs|bombs]] nor [[Traitor]] Mail Couriers going on a [[Murder#SPES-12|SPES-12]] rampage will keep this Janitor from dutifully mopping up floors, picking-up trash, and sponging/floor buffering up all the oceans of water/vomit/saltpetre/blood the other inmates inevitably make. | ||
==Maintenance Information== | ==Maintenance Information== | ||
Latest revision as of 02:57, 13 January 2024
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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse. | |
The Janitor Closet is a little cubbyhole on the station for the Janitors, juxtaposed next to a dump right of a refinery and above the market. It contains a vast array of cleaning products, leaning on the walls like some sort of cult gathering with a bed at the head. You've a ominous camera array directly above the bed for formulating secret evil cleaning plans, with the bed's robotic right-hand-man and a stash of sacramental wines close by. Behind them are the "cult's" many workhorses, from the mighty floor buffer to the venerable mop and bucket duo to the hyper-competent but easily-exhausted cleaner grenades.
Maintenance information
There is no vent. Janitors have evolved to survive in poor atmospheric conditions.
The APC for this room is located inside the room, on the north wall, behind the equipment rack.
The power is supplied via a cable that leads under the door.
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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse. | |
A little cubbyhole on the station's Janitor(s). Well-stocked with a vast array of cleaning equipment, from mops and buckets to buffers and grenades, a security monitor for finding messes, and two trash carts just outside the door.
It's located below Chapel's crematorium/morgue and above disposals but the door is hard to notice without a light source. Pass through the hallway going south from the Medical Booth and Emergency Storage, and go through the broken airlock on the right. The door is next to the trash carts.
The recycling room
The final end of the waste disposal system. Since the portable reclaimers handle everything related to material reuse, this dark dingy room just lets janitors and any scavengers run their hands through the horrible remains of crushed assistants before a mass driver bloops them unceremoniously offboard.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. A janitor shouldn't be expecting that much luxury.
The APC for this room is located inside the room, on the north wall, behind the equipment rack.
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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse. | |
The Custodial Closet, also known as the Janitor's Office, is the janitor's little cubbyhole on the ship(?). It is well-stocked with cleaning equipment, two trash carts, a sink, and a security monitor for finding messes while listening to the intercom for janitor calls.
It's located next to Hydroponics, in the main hallway but barely noticeable. Go right from the industrial cryogenic sleep unit, make your way past the stoner's den, defeat the tabletop nerds playing in the hall for some reason, and you'll find it.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. At least the air is usually always clean.
The APC for this room is in the maintenance tunnel to the right of it.
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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse. | |
The Janitor's Office, also known as the Custodial Closet, is the janitor's little cubbyhole on the ship(?). It is well-stocked with cleaning equipment, a precious Buff-R-Matic,a trash carts, a sink, and a security monitor for finding messes while listening to the intercom for janitor calls.
It's located next to the hole of the most slip-inducing person on the ship, because, really, the only difference between you and the Clown is what shoes you're wearing. You are also close by a place of spiritual cleansing and purification and within walking distance of one of the dirtiest places on the ship.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. You're breathing in used air.
The APC for this room is close to the rack of cleaning equipment. Yes, there is an APC named "Janitor's Office APC" in the maintenance tunnel below. No, it does not do anything.
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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse. | |
The Janitor's Office, also known as the Custodial Closet, is the janitor's little cubbyhole on the station. It is well-stocked with racks of cleaning equipment, a precious Buff-R-Matic, a super-large trash chute (and trash carts outside), a tanker of water, and a security monitor for finding messes while listening to the intercom for janitor calls.
This room is tucked away in a maintenance tunnel near Crew Quarters. Considering that Staff Assistants spawn in there, you can consider it a landing deep within enemy territory of the the maint tunnel-rat menace.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. You're breathing in tunnel air.
The APC for this room is just outside the only entrance, in the maintenance tunnel above.
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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse. | |
The Janitor's Office, also known as the Custodial Closet, is the janitor's little hideaway on the station. It is well-stocked with tables of little cleaning doohickys, a trashcart, a tanker of water, and, most importantly, the janitor's precious Buff-R-Matic.
This room is tucked away in a maintenance tunnel near EVA. In fact, the only entrance into this place is in said maint tunnel. It's quite harsh. Not even the Staff Assistants have to go through a dark and empty tunnel just to get to work.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. Don't be so greedy.
The APC for this room is on the eastern wall, near the spray bottles.
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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse. | |
This little pad northwest of Tool Storage is the personal storage room of the asylum's only sane (and perhaps too sane) man/woman, the Janitor. The Mail Couriers may claim that neither snow nor rain nor heat nor the gloom of space will keep them from delivering mail, but neither blobs nor bombs nor Traitor Mail Couriers going on a SPES-12 rampage will keep this Janitor from dutifully mopping up floors, picking-up trash, and sponging/floor buffering up all the oceans of water/vomit/saltpetre/blood the other inmates inevitably make.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. Janitors should be happy with what they have.
The APC for this room is on the western wall, above the recycling chute.
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This Custodial Closet, aka the Janitor's office, is perhaps the one place for a weary janitor to unwind for the three or so seconds before they're called to clean up another corpse. Located just southwest of the Bar and Gym, it contains all the weapons needed for the unending war against trash, dirt, blood, vomit, viscera, and more.
Maintenance Information
Breaking a long-running NanoTrasen streak of never allowing the custodians clean or moving air, there is a vent located on the north wall, right above the pile of cleaning supplies.
The APC for this room is on the north wall, where it juts down a bit.
The power for this room comes from a wire that goes underneath the maintenance exit to the left.
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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse. | |
The Custodial Closet, also known as the Janitor's Closet, is a tiny broom closet for the Janitor's arsenal of cleaning supplies, like cleaner grenades, the eternal mop and mop bucket combo, spray bottles, and their precious, precious floor buffer, the Buff-R-Matic. It's located in the general northeast general of the station, past the fork leading to the central airbridge, opposite of Crew Quarters.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. They couldn't stuff one in.
The APC for this room is on the northern wall, above the space for the mop bucket.
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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse. | |
The Janitor's Closet, also known as Custodial Closet, is a little niche in the maintenance tunnel near the Arcade for the Janitor and their vast arsenal of cleaning supplies. It includes classic staples such as:
- Cleaner grenades, an all-purifying savior in times of need.
- The eternal mop and mop bucket combo.
- Not just one, but two space cleaner bottles.
- The Janitor's best defense against the floods and spills, the Buff-R-Matic.
- A closet with tons of extra cleaning fluid bottles.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. Most janitors can't handle the task of cleaning up floods and quit so theres no need to keep fresh air around.
The APC for this room near the exit, next to its only window.
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Kingdom of Cleaning. | |
Viva Janitalia! This vaguely foot-shaped strip below Bridge and Arrival Dock is the Janitor's Office, a collection of states consolidated and ruled by the Lord/Lady of Janitalia, the Janitor. Among its members are:
- The Kingdom of Buff-R-Matic.
- The Principalities of Mop and Mop Bucket.
- The Confederation of Custodial Supplies Closet, whose members include the Merchant Republic of Cleaning Fluid Bottles, which in turn collectively represent the Space Cleaner, Ammonia, and Acetone clans.
- The Level 3 Biohazard Suit Protectorate.
- The Holy Sponge Order.
- The Earldom of Water Tank .
In addition, in the top most parts of Janitor's Office is Janitalia's most recently claimed land, called the Crusader State of Waste Disposal. Heres, items arrive that have been sent down a disposal chute are put on a conveyor belt to be are converted into scrap metal by a Crusher Unit and then sent into the wilderness of Space. The Janitor can control whether the Crusher Unit is accepting items using a switch above their bed. Occasionally, the Janitor may find an item too valuable to send into Space and deliver it to Crew Lounge via the Janitor Office Ejection Chute.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. Much to the Lord/Lady of Janitalia's dismay, they have yet to be able to conquer a territory with such resources.
The APC for this area is roughly in the bottom left of the tiled area, near the chute labeled Janitor Office Ejection Chute.
The power for this area comes from a wire that goes under the door into Arrivals Dock.
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Supplies for swabbing the ship's poop deck. | |
The Janitor Office in the lower left/port/west section of Manta, in the maintenance area above the Port and Mining Sub Bays, is where the Janitors keep all their cleaning supplies, which include:
- A sponge.
- A custodial supplies closet, which includes stuff like a spare set of Janitor uniform and bottles of space cleaner, ammonia, and acetone.
- A rack with:
- Two mops, which can be paired with either the handheld and wearable bucket or pullable mop bucket nearby.
- A space cleaner spray bottle.
- A box of mousetraps.
- Boxes of trash bags, both in regular black and biohazard red colors.
- A Buff-R-Matic.
- A cleanbot. So cute!
- A fluid tank for draining fluid spills and floods, big and small.
- A cameras computer, stylized as an old school TV. Look for messes to clean...or sit back and just bask in the glorious incompetence of the crew.
- A Level 3 Biohazard closet, which contains a biosuit set and some red biohazard trash bags.
- A couple of wet floor signs.
- A bed with a safe at its head. Purple-pink sheets, just like your uniform.
- A table with:
- Boxes of spare light tubes and light bulbs.
- Some cleaning grenades.
- Just outside the room, some trash carts, with two chutes that lead into Disposals.
Want to know how to use all this cleaning gear? Check out this Janitor section!
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. Vents aren't used for cleaning! Or are they...
The APC for this room is in the top middle, near the rack and bed.
The power for this area comes from a wire that goes under the room's only entrance.
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Janitor's fortress of solitude | |
The Janitor Office between Medbay and Research, is where the Janitors keep all their cleaning supplies, which include:
- A custodial supplies closet, which includes stuff like a sponge, a spare set of Janitor uniform, bottles of space cleaner, ammonia, and acetone, and boxes of trash bags, both in regular black and biohazard red colors.
- A rack with:
- Two mops, which can be paired with either the handheld and wearable bucket or pullable mop bucket nearby.
- A space cleaner spray bottle.
- A box of mousetraps.
- Some cleaning grenades.
- A Buff-R-Matic.
- A cameras computer, stylized as an old school TV. Look for messes to clean...or sit back and just bask in the glorious incompetence of the crew.
- A Level 3 Biohazard closet, which contains a biosuit set and some red biohazard trash bags.
- A trash cart, with a chute that leads into Disposals.
Want to know how to use all this cleaning gear? Check out this Janitor section!
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. The drain is the closest you'll get.
The APC for this room is in the top middle, near the bed.
The power for this area comes from a wire that goes under the room's maintenance exit to the left.
