Difference between revisions of "Barbershop"
Studenterhue (talk | contribs) (Add a tab for Chiron's barbershop) |
(Kondaru Entry) |
||
| (8 intermediate revisions by 2 users not shown) | |||
| Line 3: | Line 3: | ||
{{Location | {{Location | ||
|Function=A place to trim 'willing' customers' hair. | |Function=A place to trim 'willing' customers' hair. | ||
|Picture= | |Picture=Cogmap2Barbershop.png | ||
|Access=Everybody}} | |Access=Everybody}} | ||
| Line 18: | Line 18: | ||
}} | }} | ||
On the rare occasion that someone works here, the '''barbershop''' (technically named '''The Snip''') is where you go to improve your hairstyle after [[Chemistry | On the rare occasion that someone works here, the '''barbershop''' (technically named '''The Snip''') is where you go to improve your hairstyle after terrible accidents in [[Chemistry]] or [[Engineering]] mess up your 'do. The place stocks dyes, razor blades, hair-growing chemicals of questionable authenticity, and scissors. | ||
See [[Barber#Barber magic 101|Barber]] for more information. | See [[Barber#Barber magic 101|Barber]] for more information. | ||
| Line 82: | Line 82: | ||
}} | }} | ||
While the [[Chef]] doesn't work at the Chefshop, and the Merchant doesn't work at the Merchantshop, the [[Barber]] ''does'' work at the '''Barbershop''', specifically this one near [[Crew Quarters#Chiron|Crew Quarters]], which the Barber calls '''The Snip'''. The Barber practices the fine art of [[Barber#Barber magic 101|toupepiary]] here, delicately shaping each person's hair into an obnoxious afro, which they | While the [[Chef]] doesn't work at the Chefshop, and the Merchant doesn't work at the Merchantshop, the [[Barber]] ''does'' work at the '''Barbershop''', specifically this one near [[Crew Quarters#Chiron|Crew Quarters]], which the Barber calls '''The Snip'''. The Barber practices the fine art of [[Barber#Barber magic 101|toupepiary]] here, delicately shaping each person's hair into an obnoxious afro, which they then dye into a fine hue of outrageous pink and cut off to donate to those [[Staff Assistant|poorer and more deserving]] of such fine follicles. | ||
Or at least that's what they would do. In reality, very few people even need a haircut, much less need to come here, so instead the [[Barber]] just chills in their little secret hideout that behind that false wall in the white tile room, fiddling with the doohickeys he stole from the [[Chapel#Cogmap1|chapel]]. | Or at least that's what they would do. In reality, very few people even need a haircut, much less need to come here, so instead the [[Barber]] just chills in their little secret hideout that behind that false wall in the white tile room, fiddling with the doohickeys he stole from the [[Chapel#Cogmap1|chapel]]. | ||
| Line 92: | Line 92: | ||
</tab> | </tab> | ||
<tab name="Oshan"> | |||
{{Location | |||
|Picture=OshanBarbershopV2.png | |||
|Function=Your one-stop shop for shivs and Snidely Whiplash 'staches. | |||
|Access=Everybody | |||
}} | |||
The '''Barbershop''', officially know as '''The Snip''' is an absolutely tiny alcove above the [[Bar#Oshan|Bar]] that houses the station's local [[Barber]]. It gets even less business than the ones in space do, but, surprisingly, the [[Barber]] doesn't mind one bit. They've been having loads of fun snipping the planet's seaweed and coral life, and as far as they're concerned, getting actual customers, no matter how [[Wizard|unwilling]], is just another cherry on top of sugar sweet life under the sea. | |||
You can join them too, if you want, or even fill in for them while they're gone. [[Barber#Barber magic 101|It's easy]]! All you need are the right tools in the right places, and you'll be well on your way to filling the station with rainbow afros and Snidely-Whiplash-style 'staches. | |||
==Maintenance Information== | |||
There is no vent or drain. Not that the [[Barber]] cares. | |||
The APC for this room is in the bottom left corner. | |||
</tab> | |||
<tab name="Horizon"> | |||
{{Location | |||
|Picture=HorizonBarbershop.png | |||
|Function=Being grodier than the [[Clown]]. | |||
|Access=Everybody | |||
}} | |||
This absolute disaster area is the remains of the '''Barbershop''', hanging off the maintenance area below the [[Courtroom#Horizon|Courtroom]] like a parasite. While there's a few useful items here, such as a [[Engineering Objects#Mechanical Toolbox|mechanical toolbox]], a [[Medical Objects#Medkit|first-aid kit]], and an [[Clothing#Emergency Hood|emergency hood]] & [[Clothing#Emergency Suit|suit]] set, most of the stuff here is actual garbage that's more than likely bad for your health, such as the [[Foods and Drinks#Hobo Wine|hobowines]], designer ???-pill bottles with random contents, the [[Clothing#Fedora|neckbeard fedora]], and, most especially, the clown mask. | |||
On the bright side, theoretically, you could clean up this place and re-establish it as an actual barbershop. All the [[Barber#Barber magic 101|required machinery]] is still there. While you'd probably not get many customers, if at all, you'd at least give a nice change of scenery for those looking for this area's [[General Objects#ChemDepot|ChemDepot]] ands its expensive chem offerings. | |||
==Maintenance Information== | |||
Somehow, there actually is a vent in here. It's linked with a [[Emergency Air Hookup#Horizon|hookup]] in the maintenance area below the [[Shower Room#Horizon|Shower Room]]. You can't miss it, because it has this crazy wire loop in there. | |||
The APC for this room is in on the top wall, by the red airlocks. | |||
</tab> | |||
<tab name="Kondaru"> | |||
{{Location | |||
|Picture=KondaruBarberShopV2.png | |||
|Function=Producing snips, snails, and space dog tails | |||
|Access=Everybody | |||
}} | |||
The '''Barbershop''' looking into the [[Bar#Kondaru|Bar]] - but not actually connected directly by-door to it! - is a nice, clean looking place. The barber chairs are right by sinks, like an actual barbershop! There's also the usual - a razor on the table (used more often to fight people than to actually style hair) and a back room with other [[Barber#Barber magic 101|barber gear]]. | |||
==Maintenance Information== | |||
There is no vent. Nor is there any drains for blood to pool into! | |||
The APC for this room is on the lower-right corner of the main room - gotta reach over the table. | |||
</tab> | |||
</tabs> | </tabs> | ||
{{Locations}} | {{Locations}} | ||
[[Category:Locations]] | [[Category:Locations]] | ||
Latest revision as of 03:58, 21 May 2020
| Barbershop | |
| Location | |
|---|---|
|
A place to trim 'willing' customers' hair. | |
|
Everybody | |
A small little room on the side of Hydroponics and the Bar. It's a very popular place to stay in style with the latest new hair styles. Some more frequent customers tend to not enjoy it as much, but that's probably just a rumor...
The Barber will find all the tools of their trade here and inside the storage area next to it. If you're someone else desperate for something to do with your shift, spare barber uniforms are also available.
| Barbershop | |
| Location | |
|---|---|
|
Your one-stop shop for multicolored afros. | |
|
Everybody | |
On the rare occasion that someone works here, the barbershop (technically named The Snip) is where you go to improve your hairstyle after terrible accidents in Chemistry or Engineering mess up your 'do. The place stocks dyes, razor blades, hair-growing chemicals of questionable authenticity, and scissors.
See Barber for more information.
| Barbershop | |
| Location | |
|---|---|
|
Your one-stop shop for multicolored afros. | |
|
Everybody | |
The Barbershop, officially known as The Snip, is tiny room close to the Bridge and Toilets. It's a very popular place to stay in style with the latest new hair styles, as well as just fixing your hair after a Chemistry or Engineering accident. Some more frequent customers tend to not enjoy it as much, but that's probably just a rumor...
The Barber will find all the tools of their trade here and inside the storage area next to it. If you're someone else desperate for something to do with your shift, spare barber uniforms are also available. You can visit the Barber to learn how to use all this equipment.
| Barbershop | |
| Location | |
|---|---|
|
Your one-stop shop for multicolored afros. | |
|
Everybody | |
The Barbershop, officially known as The Snip, is tiny room close to the Locker Room. It's a very popular place to stay in style with the latest new hair styles, as well as just fixing your hair after a Chemistry or Engineering accident. Some more frequent customers tend to not enjoy it as much, but that's probably just a rumor...
The Barber will find all the tools of their trade here and inside the storage area next to it. If you're someone else desperate for something to do with your shift, spare barber uniforms are also available. You can visit the Barber to learn how to use all this equipment.
| Barbershop | |
| Location | |
|---|---|
|
Your one-stop shop for multicolored afros. | |
|
Everybody | |
The Barbershop, officially known as The Snip, is tiny room where dead hair cells go to get cut off and left for dead, conveniently close by where a mortician works. It's a very popular place to stay in style with the latest new hair styles, as well as just fixing your hair after a Chemistry or Engineering accident. Some more frequent customers tend to not enjoy it as much, but that's probably just a rumor...
The Barber will find all the tools of their trade here and inside the storage area next to it. If you're someone else desperate for something to do with your shift, spare barber uniforms are also available. You can visit the Barber to learn how to use all this equipment.
| Barbershop | |
| Location | |
|---|---|
|
Your one-stop shop for multicolored afros and obnoxious Technicolor hair. | |
|
Everybody | |
The Barbershop, officially known as The Snip, is tiny room near the Cafeteria where the Barber gives funky afros and unrealistically-colored cartoon hair. Or would do, if he had any customers. He'd love to get some, even if they're not exactly there by their own will. Since he doesn't though, he usually just practices his barbershop singlet routine or feeds the birds in the Owlery right out the door.
All the tools of Barber trade are here and inside the storage area next to it. If you're someone else desperate for something to do with your shift, spare barber uniforms are also available. You can visit the Barber to learn how to use all this equipment.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent or drain. All the hair would just clog it anyways.
The APC for this room is above the wooden table near the window sign.
| Barbershop | |
| Location | |
|---|---|
|
Your one-stop shop for multicolored afros and obnoxious Technicolor hair. | |
|
Everybody | |
While the Chef doesn't work at the Chefshop, and the Merchant doesn't work at the Merchantshop, the Barber does work at the Barbershop, specifically this one near Crew Quarters, which the Barber calls The Snip. The Barber practices the fine art of toupepiary here, delicately shaping each person's hair into an obnoxious afro, which they then dye into a fine hue of outrageous pink and cut off to donate to those poorer and more deserving of such fine follicles.
Or at least that's what they would do. In reality, very few people even need a haircut, much less need to come here, so instead the Barber just chills in their little secret hideout that behind that false wall in the white tile room, fiddling with the doohickeys he stole from the chapel.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent or drain. All the hair would just clog it anyways.
The APC for this room is in the white tile area.
| Barbershop | |
| Location | |
|---|---|
|
Your one-stop shop for shivs and Snidely Whiplash 'staches. | |
|
Everybody | |
The Barbershop, officially know as The Snip is an absolutely tiny alcove above the Bar that houses the station's local Barber. It gets even less business than the ones in space do, but, surprisingly, the Barber doesn't mind one bit. They've been having loads of fun snipping the planet's seaweed and coral life, and as far as they're concerned, getting actual customers, no matter how unwilling, is just another cherry on top of sugar sweet life under the sea.
You can join them too, if you want, or even fill in for them while they're gone. It's easy! All you need are the right tools in the right places, and you'll be well on your way to filling the station with rainbow afros and Snidely-Whiplash-style 'staches.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent or drain. Not that the Barber cares.
The APC for this room is in the bottom left corner.
| Barbershop | |
| Location | |
|---|---|
|
Being grodier than the Clown. | |
|
Everybody | |
This absolute disaster area is the remains of the Barbershop, hanging off the maintenance area below the Courtroom like a parasite. While there's a few useful items here, such as a mechanical toolbox, a first-aid kit, and an emergency hood & suit set, most of the stuff here is actual garbage that's more than likely bad for your health, such as the hobowines, designer ???-pill bottles with random contents, the neckbeard fedora, and, most especially, the clown mask.
On the bright side, theoretically, you could clean up this place and re-establish it as an actual barbershop. All the required machinery is still there. While you'd probably not get many customers, if at all, you'd at least give a nice change of scenery for those looking for this area's ChemDepot ands its expensive chem offerings.
Maintenance Information
Somehow, there actually is a vent in here. It's linked with a hookup in the maintenance area below the Shower Room. You can't miss it, because it has this crazy wire loop in there.
The APC for this room is in on the top wall, by the red airlocks.
| Barbershop | |
| Location | |
|---|---|
|
Producing snips, snails, and space dog tails | |
|
Everybody | |
The Barbershop looking into the Bar - but not actually connected directly by-door to it! - is a nice, clean looking place. The barber chairs are right by sinks, like an actual barbershop! There's also the usual - a razor on the table (used more often to fight people than to actually style hair) and a back room with other barber gear.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. Nor is there any drains for blood to pool into!
The APC for this room is on the lower-right corner of the main room - gotta reach over the table.
