Crew Quarters A
Crew Quarters A is just another name for the Staff Assistants' Quarters.
| Crew Quarters A | |
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The pink room. | |
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Everybody | |
Everyone knows real men wear pink, and everyone also knows that the real men of Cogmap1 sleep in Crew Quarters A, the Crew Quarters's western dormitory. This room doesn't just have loads and loads of pink jumpsuits. It has pink tiles, pink bedsheets, pink lockers (well, technically, pink-banded lockers, but it still counts) -- it's a whole room dedicated to pink! It's even got a party princess dress somewhere. (Unfortunately little-known fact: next to tight purple undies, party princess dresses were Randy Savage's favorite outfit.)
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. They just don't come in pink. There is one in the room right of it though, and that one feeds from Port Air Hookup.
The APC for this room is in the maintenance tunnel north of it.
| Crew Quarters A | |
| Location | |
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Sweet suite. | |
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Everybody | |
This grand suite below the Fitness Center is called Crew Quarters A, because it's bigger and much, much better than the usual bog-standard C-grade crew quarters rooms. Most of the flooring is high-quality varnished wood instead of cheap carpeting, and there's nice wooden tables and chairs instead of pre-fab steel tables and folding chairs. Unlike the generic rooms, which have less amenities than Solitary Confinement, Crew Quarters A comes with actual amenities, like a microwave, a refrigerator, a personal computer, and an in-suite bathroom, not to mention direct access to the Pool's shower room.
Even the clothes are nice. You can actually choose what generic jumpsuit/hat you get to wear, since you get a clothing fab instead of just a locker. Because this is a tourist resort, fanny packs are in no short supply.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. That's about the only thing that's missing from here.
The APC for this area is in bottom middle of the wood floor room, opposite the portrait.
| Crew Quarters A | |
| Location | |
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Primary ferret storage. | |
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Everybody | |
This modest suite in the northwestern parts of Oshan Lab is called Crew Quarters A. The "A" part is a bit misleading; this is the only crew quarters on the station, so there isn't a Crew Quarters B or Pi or Aleph or whatever. Anyways, besides sleeping a colorful bed or keeping personal effects in a locker or safe, there's plenty of things to do here, like:
- Pet a ferret! Or two ferrets!
- See a duck lay an egg.
- Throw a football!
- Stab someone with scissors!
- Make paper hats and masks and cut eyeholes for bedsheet ghosts.
- Eat a donut. Or six. Or some Pope Crunch.
...and many more.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent.
The APC for this area is in the southeast corner.
| Crew Quarters A | |
| Location | |
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The pink room. | |
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Everybody | |
Crew Quarters A is a dorm room in the ship's crew quarters, located south of the other two dorms, making it the southmost. It's dedicated to the color pink and is a rather austere room that simply contains pink beds, purple carpeting, wall safes for "valuables", a pink uniform dispenser cabinet, and a box of crayons rather poorly hidden under a sheet.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. Vents may emit a stink, but they aren't pink. Or purple.
The APC for this room is on the northern wall.
