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*Money green carpeting, admittingly not any more ostentatious than other examples. | *Money green carpeting, admittingly not any more ostentatious than other examples. | ||
*Money green [[Clothing#Bedsheet|bedding]] with golden | *Money green [[Clothing#Bedsheet|bedding]] with golden dollar signs. | ||
*An [[Computers#Special ATM|inexplicably fancy ATM]]. | *An [[Computers#Special ATM|inexplicably fancy ATM]]. | ||
*A box of golden star [[General Objects#Sticker Box|stickers]]. | *A box of golden star [[General Objects#Sticker Box|stickers]]. | ||
*An entire display room with golden coins, shiny rings, bars of fool's gold, golden laurels, and bags of money. | *An entire display room with golden coins, shiny rings, bars of fool's gold, golden laurels, and bags of money. Curiously, for the last one, when any amount of money is withdrawn from the bag, the rest of the money suddenly materializes while the bag itself mysteriously disappears. Rumors claim it goes into an security box in an offshore bank or an "imports" shop that's actually a front for money laundering. | ||
All this should tell you exactly where the HoP's interests align...and where the United Command goes "missing". Combine this with an ID that can easily gain access to the entirety of Atlas, and you can definitely see why someone would want the head of the Head of Personnel. As result, not only does that Head of Personnel locker in the bottom left have an extra uniform but also a [[Security Objects#Helmet|helmet]], a [[Security Objects#Body Armor|armor vest]], and an [[Security Objects#Flash|extra flash]]. | All this should tell you exactly where the HoP's interests align...and where the United Command budget goes "missing". Combine this with an ID that can easily gain access to the entirety of Atlas, and you can definitely see why someone would want the head of the Head of Personnel. As result, not only does that Head of Personnel locker in the bottom left have an extra uniform but also a [[Security Objects#Helmet|helmet]], a [[Security Objects#Body Armor|armor vest]], and an [[Security Objects#Flash|extra flash]]. | ||
Moving on to far less nefarious matters, this office is also home to Orwell, the Welsh Corgi counterpart to George the English Beagle. Almost a century after the ''1984'' author's death, no one has quite understood the reference. Everyone does, however, know that, despite the size similarity, corgis cannot fit in a washing machine. | Moving on to far less nefarious matters, this office is also home to Orwell, the Welsh Corgi counterpart to George the English Beagle. Almost a century after the ''1984'' author's death, no one has quite understood the reference. Everyone does, however, know that, despite the size similarity, corgis cannot fit in a washing machine. | ||
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Spawning point for the HoP. Never really used for anything else. | |
Used by the Head of Personnel as his personal office, the only thing of real value in here is the bank terminal, which you can use to steal every credit on the station redistribute the wealth. This office is conveniently close to both Customs and the Bridge.
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Spawning point for the HoP. Never really used for anything else. | |
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Used by the Head of Personnel as his personal office, the only thing of real value in here is the bank terminal, which you can use to steal every credit on the station redistribute the wealth. This office is conveniently close to both Customs and the Bridge.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. It'll ruin the fancy carpet in ways you don't want to know about.
The APC for this room is on the left wall.
On Destiny, Customs and the HoP's Office are one and the same. See the Customs page for details on the HoP's office.
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Backstage to the magician's show. | |
Every great magician has to start somewhere, and it's in this room, Head of Personnel's Quarters, that the NSS Clarion 's own local magician begins their disappearing act. It is small yet lavishly decorated and features everything a magician needs to do their magic, like a locker of HoP equipment, a exquisite bedsheet, and a fool's gold bar that are sure to confound the minds of mere muggles. The magician's lesser-known sidekick, Blair, begins its day here too.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. How do they do it? They clearly don't climb through a vent to disappear.
The APC for this room is in the northeast corner, just behind the locker.
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Spartan living. | |
This is the personal office and bedroom of the station's Head of Personnel, better known as the HoP. For someone who has their own fancy ATM sitting in their room, it's surprisingly sparse. There isn't any fancy carpeting or colorful bedding, and the only thing here besides the fancy ATM is a bottle of Spaced Rum, a recharger (for what? The HoP just gets a flash for self-defense), a few dollar bills and coins, a standard first-aid kit, a simple desk lamp, and a plain white office chair.
The locker has a bit more. In addition to containing a spare flash and a box of blank ID cards, it also contains a spare HoP headset, a pair of brown shoes, and a box of alternate HoP uniforms, including a fancy parade uniform (complete with dumb hat) and a rather lovely winter jacket in Command navy blue.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. Perhaps the HoP keeps disappearing because they're wandering around for an office with a vent?
The APC for this room is in the northeast corner, just behind the locker.
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Last seen location of the HoP. | |
Have you seen our Head of Personnel? They were last seen in this location, the Head of Personnel's Quarters, apparently staring off into the wide expanse of space. Everything was untouched when the police searched the place to go look for him. The bed was made. There were no prints on the fabricator. The bottle of spaced rum was still corked. The Bank Records and ATM were still at the log-in prompt; evidently, the HoP didn't even take the station budget with them as a normal disappeared HoP would.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. Clearly, the HoP couldn't have gone through the vent.
The APC for this room is on the north wall. Easier to find than the HoP.
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Leprechaun hole? | |
This cosy little cabin below the main Bridge area is the personal office and bedroom of the asylum's resident Head of Personnel. They're sort of like a Staff Assistant but with a legitimate source of all-access and a ugly green sweater and blue pants combo. They also have some really weird obsession with gold coins and the color green, like some sort of leprechaun, which is why this room has a green carpet, a green bed, a Bank Records computer, a fancy ATM, and a big stack of greenbacks and coins.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. Of course leprechauns don't need air.
The APC for this room is on the north wall, near the door.
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Being a HoP. | |
This is the personal office and sleeping space of the station's resident Head of Personnel, sandwiched between Customs and the Bridge. They're like the Captain, but their green comes from all the loads of money they handle rather than cucumber pigments, and they have a little bit of blue to offset and complement it. Thus, this room is a perfect reflection of the HoP; it's got blue, it's got green, it's got money (but only a few choice bits of it), it's got even got one of those inexplicably fancy ATMs.
Oh, and in case you're curious, that HoP equipment locker contains a box of blank ID cards, a flash, a spare pare of brown shoes, a HoP headset, and a box of HoP outfits.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. Too much air spoils the money smell.
The APC for this room is on the left side, near the Command door into the Bridge.
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Lair of the Jodene Sparks expy. | |
This cozy green compartment right of the Bridge is the HoP Office, the residence of the sealab's second-in-command, the Head of Personnel. They're like the Captain, but instead of being obsessed with pulling random antics and wacky hijinks, they're obsessed with, in their own words, "making assloads of money". Hence, all the symbols of money and power: green carpeting and linens, loads of dollar bills and gold coins, an ugly malformed dog, gold star and medallion stickers, and a rack for a diving suit that's exactly like every other suit, but blue. All personally put there by the HoP, of course; it really helps them manage their hemp potholder schemes and the like for some reason.
Maintenance Information
The HoP faked a vent allergy to get disability benefits, so as a result, this room has no vent.
The APC for this room is on the top wall, right by the bed.
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Fat cat's litterbox. | |
This is rather opulent lodging below the right side of Bridge is the Head of Personnel's Office, the private office and sleeping quarters for the Head of Personnel, United Command's Chief of International Finance and Job Development. The Job Development part is somewhat shown through the box of access implants, but the International Finance aspect is immediately obvious through the many, many, many displays and symbols of wealth, which include:
- Money green carpeting, admittingly not any more ostentatious than other examples.
- Money green bedding with golden dollar signs.
- An inexplicably fancy ATM.
- A box of golden star stickers.
- An entire display room with golden coins, shiny rings, bars of fool's gold, golden laurels, and bags of money. Curiously, for the last one, when any amount of money is withdrawn from the bag, the rest of the money suddenly materializes while the bag itself mysteriously disappears. Rumors claim it goes into an security box in an offshore bank or an "imports" shop that's actually a front for money laundering.
All this should tell you exactly where the HoP's interests align...and where the United Command budget goes "missing". Combine this with an ID that can easily gain access to the entirety of Atlas, and you can definitely see why someone would want the head of the Head of Personnel. As result, not only does that Head of Personnel locker in the bottom left have an extra uniform but also a helmet, a armor vest, and an extra flash.
Moving on to far less nefarious matters, this office is also home to Orwell, the Welsh Corgi counterpart to George the English Beagle. Almost a century after the 1984 author's death, no one has quite understood the reference. Everyone does, however, know that, despite the size similarity, corgis cannot fit in a washing machine.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. When the HoP learned that they could not get a solid gold vent, they decided on having no vent at all.
The APC for this room is near the bottom left.
