Custodial Closet

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Custodial Closet
Location

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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse.

Access

Janitor


The janitor's little cubbyhole on the station, juxtaposed next to a dump above the market. It contains a vast array of cleaning products, leaning on the walls like some sort of cult gathering with the Janitor's bed at the head. You've a ominous camera array directly above the bed for formulating secret evil cleaning plans, with the Janitor's robotic right-hand-man and a stash of sacramental wine close by. Behind them are the "cult's" many workhorses, from the mighty floor buffer to the venerable mop and bucket duo to the hyper-competent but easily-exhausted cleaner grenades.

Maintenance information

The APC for this room is located inside the room, on the north wall, behind the equipment rack.

The power is supplied via a cable that leads under the door.

Custodial Closet
Location

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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse.

Access

Janitor


The janitor's little cubbyhole on the station. Well-stocked with a vast array of cleaning equipment, from mops and buckets to buffers and grenades, a security monitor for finding messes, and two trash carts just outside the door.

It's located below Chapel's crematorium/morgue and above disposals but the door is hard to notice without a light source. Pass through the hallway going south from the Medical Booth and Emergency Storage, and go through the broken airlock on the right. The door is next to the trash carts.

The recycling room

The rectum of the waste disposal system. Since the portable reclaimers handle everything related to material reuse, this dark dingy room just lets the janitor run his hands through the horrible remains of crushed assistants before a mass driver bloops them unceremoniously offboard.

Custodial Closet
Location

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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse.

Access

Janitor


The Custodial Closet, also known as the Janitor's Office, is the janitor's little cubbyhole on the ship(?). It is well-stocked with cleaning equipment, two trash carts, a sink, and a security monitor for finding messes while listening to the intercom for janitor calls.

It's located next to Hydroponics, in the main hallway but barely noticeable. Go right from the cryosleep unit, make your way past the stoner's den, defeat the tabletop nerds playing in the hall for some reason, and you'll find it.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. At least the air is usually always clean.

The APC for this room is in the maintenance tunnel to the right of it.

Custodial Closet
Location

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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse.

Access

Janitor


The Janitor's Office, also known as the Custodial Closet, is the janitor's little cubbyhole on the ship(?). It is well-stocked with cleaning equipment, a precious Buff-R-Matic,a trash carts, a sink, and a security monitor for finding messes while listening to the intercom for janitor calls.

It's located next to the hole of the most slip-inducing person on the ship, because, really, the only difference between you and the Clown is what shoes you're wearing. You are also close by a place spiritual cleansing and purification and within walking distance of one of the dirtiest places on the ship.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. You're breathing in used air.

The APC for this room is close to the rack of cleaning equipment. Yes, there is an APC named "Janitor's Office APC" in the maintenance tunnel below. No, it does not do anything.

Custodial Closet
Location

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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse.

Access

Janitor


The Janitor's Office, also known as the Custodial Closet, is the janitor's little cubbyhole on the station. It is well-stocked with racks of cleaning equipment, a precious Buff-R-Matic, a super-large trash chute (and trash carts outside), a tanker of water, and a security monitor for finding messes while listening to the intercom for janitor calls.

This room is tucked away in a maintenance tunnel near Crew Quarters. Considering that Staff Assistants spawn in there, you can consider it a landing deep within enemy territory of the the maint tunnel-rat menace.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. You're breathing in tunnel air.

The APC for this room is just outside the only entrance, in the maintenance tunnel above.

Custodial Closet
Location

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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse.

Access

Janitor


The Janitor's Office, also known as the Custodial Closet, is the janitor's little hideaway on the station. It is well-stocked with tables of little cleaning doohickys, a trashcart, a tanker of water, and, most importantly, the janitor's precious Buff-R-Matic.

This room is tucked away in a maintenance tunnel near EVA. In fact, the only entrance into this place is in said maint tunnel. It's quite harsh. Not even the Staff Assistants have to go through a dark and empty tunnel just to get to work.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. You're breathing in tunnel air.

The APC for this room is on the eastern wall, above the spray bottles.

Custodial Closet
Location

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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse.

Access

Janitor


This little pad northwest of Tool Storage is the personal storage room of the asylum's only sane (and perhaps too sane) man/woman, the Janitor. The Mailman may claim that neither snow nor rain nor heat nor the gloom of space will keep him from delivering mail, but neither blobs nor bombs nor said Mailman realizing he still doesn't have a job will keep this Janitor from dutifully mopping up floors, picking-up trash, and sponging/floor buffering up all the oceans of water/vomit/saltpetre/blood the other inmates inevitably make.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent.

The APC for this room is on the western wall, above the recycling chute.

Custodial Closet
Location

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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse.

Access

Janitor


The Custodial Closet, also known as the Janitor's Closet, is a tiny broom closet for the Janitor's arsenal of cleaning supplies, like cleaning grenades, the eternal mop and mop bucket combo, spray bottles, galoshes (handily hidden in a closet only they can access, so that nerds can't steal it), and their precious, precious floor buffer, the Buff-R-Matic. It's located in the general northeast general of the station, past the fork leading to the central airbridge, opposite of Crew Quarters.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent. They couldn't stuff one in.

The APC for this room is on the northern wall, above the space for the mop bucket.

Custodial Closet
Location

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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse.

Access

Janitor


The Janitor's Closet, also known as Custodial Closet, is a little niche in the maintenance tunnel near the Arcade for the Janitor and their vast arsenal of cleaning supplies. It includes classic staples such as:

  • Cleaning grenades, an all-purifying savior in times of need.
  • The eternal mop and mop bucket combo.
  • Not just one, but two space cleaner bottles.
  • The Janitor's best defense against the floods and spills, the Buff-R-Matic.
  • A closet with tons of extra cleaning fluid bottles, as well a single pair of iconic yellow galoshes.

Maintenance Information

There is no vent.

The APC for this room near the exit, next to its only window.


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Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Catering Pod Bay · Chapel · Clown Tent · Crew Quarters · Derelict Crew Quarters · Gym · Health Spa · Hydroponics · Janitor's Closet · Janitor's Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Pool · Public Market Booths · Ranch · Shower Room · Staff Assistants' Quarters
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Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Central Storage · Ore Processing / Refinery · Mining Department
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Pod Bay · Emergency Storage A · Emergency Air Hookup · Mechanics Workshop · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Mining Outpost · Listening Post · Research Outpost · Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Cogmap1
General Arrivals · Bathrooms · Crew Quarters A · Crew Quarters B · Emergency Storage · Escape · Locker Room · Maintenance · Owlery · Observatory · Main Hangar · Routing Depot · Tool Storage · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Catering Pod Bay · Chapel · Clown Tent · Crew Lounge · Gym · Hydroponics · Information Office · Janitor's Office · Janitor's Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Pool · Public Market · Ranch · Shower Room · Stock Market Room
Security Security · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Dispatch · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Secure Hangar · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Mini-Brig
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · AI Upload · AI Upload Foyer · Captain's Quarters · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Genetics · Medical Director's Office · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Robotics · Medical Booth
Research Research Wing · Artifact Research · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Robot Depot · Science Pod Bay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Central Storage · Mining Department · Ore Processing / Refinery · Routers
Engineering Engineering · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Pod Bay · Emergency Air Hookup · Mechanics Workshop · Primary Tool Storage · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory · Mining Outpost · Listening Post · Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
Stationmap.png Locations on Oshan Laboratory
General Arrivals · Crew Quarters A · Data Center · Emergency Storage A · Emergency Storage B · Escape Hallway · Information Office · Maintenance · Net Cafe · Observatory · Pod Bay · Tool Storage · Toilets · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Bar Office · Barbershop · Catering Hangar · Catering Storage · Chapel · Clown Hole · Crew Lounge · Fitness Center · Hydroponics · Janitor's Office · Janitor's Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · Nerd Dungeon · Public Market · Radio Lab · Ranch · Sauna · Shower Room · West Crew Lounge · Zen Garden
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Command AI Chamber · AI Upload · Bridge · Captain's Quarters · Customs · Head of Personnel's Office · EVA · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Cloning · Cryo · Genetics · Medbay Operating Theatre · Medbay Restroom · Medical Director's Office · Medical Storage · Monkey Dome · Morgue · Pharmacy · Pathology · Robotics · Treatment Cells
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General Arrivals · Crew Quarters A · Crew Quarters B · Crew Quarters C · Bathrooms · Escape · Maintenance · Submarine Bay (Port) · Submarine Bay (Starboard) · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · The Rising Tide/Bar · Barman's Office · Chapel · Chapel Office · Crematorium · Crew Lounge · Fitness Room · Garbage Garbs · Hydroponics · Janitor's Office · The Rusty Crab/Kitchen · Freezer · Sauna
Security Security Department · Security Foyer Checkpoint · Sec. Officers Quarters · Armory · Brig · Cell Block Control · General Population · Cell #1 · Solitary Confinement · Visitation · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Submarine Bay (Security) · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Detective's Bedroom · Beepsky's House
Command AI Upload Chamber · AI Upload Foyer Port · AI Upload Foyer Starboard · Bridge · Communications Office · Communications Office Bedroom · Captain's Office · Captain's Quarters · Head of Personnel's Office · Head of Personnel's Personal Quarters · Port Torpedo Bay · Starboard Torpedo Bay · EVA Storage · Teleporter Room
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Research Research Sector · Artifact Lab · Chemistry · Pathology Research · Robot Depot · Research Director's Private Quarters · Research Restroom · Science Teleporter · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Mining · Submarine Bay (Mining) · Cargo Bay · Cargo Bay Office
Engineering Engineering · Engineering Break Room · Engineering Quarters · Engineering Restroom · Chief Engineer's Office · Engineering Storage · Engineering Control Room · Inner Engineering · Singularity Core · Engineering Power Room · Engineering Gas Storage · Mechanic's Lab · Technical Storage
Off-Station Abandoned Ship · Clown Hole · Ghost Drone Factory · Robot Trading Outpost · Sea Diner · Tunnel Snake Mining Rig · Seafloor · Syndicate Assault Vessel · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality
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General Arrivals · Aviary · Bathrooms · Crew Quarters · Emergency Storage A · Escape Arm · Escape Dock · Gym · Nerd Dungeon · Pool · Public Market · Routing Cabinet · Routing Depot · Sauna · Waste Disposal
Civilian & Recreation Arcade · Bar · Barbershop · Bar Office · Catering Storage · Chapel · Clown Hole · Hydroponics · Janitor Office · Janitor Supply Closet · Jazz Lounge · Kitchen · News Office · Public Podbay · Ranch
Security Security · Armory · Beepsky's House · Brig · Head of Security's Office · Interrogation Room · Courtroom · Detective's Office · Security Checkpoints · Secure Hangar
Command Bridge · AI Chamber · AI Upload · Captain's Quarters · Command Pod Pad · Computer Core · Customs · EVA · Head of Personnel's Office · Teleporter Room
Medical Medbay · Cloning · Cryo · Genetics · Medbay Podbay · Medical Booth · Medical Director's Office · Monkey Dome · Morgue · Operating Theatre · Pathology · Pharmacy · Robotics · Treatment Rooms
Research Artifact Lab · Chemistry · Plasma Research · Research Director's Office · Research Router · Robot Depot · Science Podbay · Telescience · Test Chamber
Cargo & Mining Cargo Bay · Cargo Pod Bay · Warehouse · Ore Processing / Refinery · Mining Department · Mining Podbay
Engineering Chief Engineer's Office · Cold Loop · Engineering · Engineering Break Room · Engineering Gas Storage · Engineering Podbay · Power Room · Engine Room · Hot Loop · Mechanics Workshop · Power Transmission Laser · Pump Control Room · Solar Arrays · Technical Storage
Off-Station Ghost Drone Factory· Listening Post· Mining Outpost· Space · Syndicate Battlecruiser · Wizard's Den · Afterlife Bar · Virtual Reality