Wizard's Den

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Wizard's Den
Location
The USS Beardtopia.
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Please be aware of the special guidelines regarding this facility.

Humble abode of the not-so-friendly wizard. It formerly shared the same Z-level as the main station, but now it's on its own Z-level and has magical teleportation interdiction wards, so there's no chance of some random muggle trying to barge in. This arcane sanctuary consists of five rooms: a parlor in the center, a small dock to the left, a study of sorts below, a storage area on top of a short flight of stairs, a kitchenette to the right, and a cozy bedroom attached to it.

Parlor

This is where you spawn if you're a wizard (or Santa Claus, it's weird). It's decked out with some pink "shuttle" tiles that were created many years back, which is why it looks so different from floors from other shuttles. Just goes to show you how old-fashioned these magic users are.

• A medibot with a wizard hat. Muggle medical technology isn't so bad...
• A magic mirror. It doesn't show who's the fairest of them all, but rather the objectives of other wizards, so you (potentially) collaborate.

Dock

There's no pod beacon here, so you can't really warp back here.

• A magic teleportation computer, much like the scroll you start with, but with infinite uses.
• A MagiPutt, adorned with sweet racing flames. It's not one of those sweet Firebird hotrods, but it's still good for escaping the station without using the teleport scroll. Don't forget to lock it!
• Emergency suit and internals. Don't suffocate in the hull breaches caused by your own fireballs like some sort of muggle bomber.
• A harmonica. It might not be magical reed pipes, but at least it's still a wind instrument, right?

Study

Mostly for flavor, but there are a few useful items here. Furnished with a unique carpet found nowhere else.

• A phone machine frame and a soldering iron. This is mostly so that if you want to phone the crew for whatever reason (threats, prank calls, etc.), you can click on the phone frame with the soldering iron to make a phone to call places.
• A heartwarming note from dad (who, for some reason, calls you son even if you're a female magical user).
• A bag of EveryFlavor jelly beans. Super sugary and can make great companions if you know a little golemancy.
• A space cat named punny and/or stupid name, often involving a famous 20th century Communist leader with a cool beard and fabulous hat.

Storage

Contains loads and loads of essential wizard clothes. It'd be a good idea to pick up some spares from here.

• A MagiVend vending machine. By default, it just dispenses staves and blue wizard clothes, but you can hack it for a much wider selection of gear.
• Racks of spare staves and hats and robes of varying pop culture references.
• A rack of spare magical sandals. Not that someone like you would get their shoes mugged, but the thing about Soulguard rebirth is that, as with biological birth, you come out naked...
• A table full of shorts, to replace the ones you start with. Mostly regular athletic ones, but there is a single pair of "psychedelic shorts" that rapidly changes into random colors, whoa.
• A portrait of a wizard. Who could it be?

Kitchen

There's not much in the way of cooking equipment, but there are some useful healing items here. If you phase shift outside, there's a skeleton with a wizard hat and bong. What happened here...?

• Mugs of mugwort, magical tea heals little bits of every damage type, much like omnizine.
• A refrigerator, stuffed with various foodstuffs, including donk pockets. Muggle food isn't so bad...
• A microwave. Muggle culinary machinery isn't all that bad either...

Bedroom

Very austere and spartan, but still manages to be cozy. It's another room here to flesh out the place; you aren't expected to actually sleep here much when playing a wizard.

• Two beds, one with a blue bedsheet, one with a pink one.
• A lavalamp. Bring back 60s muggles.
• A wizard cat plushie. Can't cast spells but is still pretty adorable!

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