Owlery
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A spot of green on the station. The tall grass is just painted metal, though. | |
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Below the majestic purple of the Chapel and the dull grey of the Public Garden, you'll find the station's own patch of forest, the Owlery. This dark grove is home to the local colony of space owls, evenly dispersed throughout the woodlot.
At both ends of the oak table, you'll find two particularly large, immovable owls guarding the shrine to the Great Owl, Wonkmin. Scattered about are six smaller space owls that roam around hooting praises to Wonkmin. Among them are:
- Funky space owl: A famous owl known for inventing the Lindy-Wonk.
- Space owl named Carl: A grumpy owl that was quite a looker in his days.
- Owl of ill-repute: Rather rude. Suspected to be secretly worshipping another deity, the Pope of Crunchiness.
- Shameful space owl: An owl whose farts sound like hoots.
- Unfortunate space owl: An owl who nearly walled himself into a wine cellar, thinking there was rare owl wine in it.
- Space owl: A ridiculously average high school space owl that attends a perfectly ordinary space owl high school.
There are also two subrooms at the right and left ends of the forest. The left one contains the former lair of Owlman, a great Strigiformian hero of ages long ago. It still contains his favorite mop and owl costume. The right one holds his stash of wooden planks, with which Owlman built the shrine to Wonkmin that now sits in this very room. Beware of any blasphemous Blobs that try to conquer the shrine via these two subrooms.
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This little paradise is home to Hooty McOwlface. It contains a small field of beautiful green grass, various shrubs and trees, a space-mouse and a shrine to owlhood. Fans of Hooty can take an owl suit and be just like him.
| Owl Name | Location in Owlery | Description |
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| Hooty McOwlface | The Owl Critter | Current Master of the Roost |
| A Pretty Owl | Top left corner of the owlery | The earliest in the line of Pretty Owls |
| A Prettier Owl | Top right corner | The 2nd of the pretty owls, middling of prettiness |
| An Owl of Even More Prettiness | Near the bottom | A relatively new model of portable owl, improving upon prettiness |
| The Sexiest Owl | Bottom right corner | This owl transcends mere prettiness. |
| an Owl with a chip out of his beak | Bottom left corner | A veteran owl of many stations. |
Unfortunately, Destiny was not fortunate enough to be graced with an owlery. It does, however, have an Aviary.
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A spot of green on the station. The tall grass is just painted metal, though. | |
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Hoot, hoot motherfuckers crew, the Owlery is back! This little paradise is home to Hooty McOwlface, the hootiest, wonkminest owl of all of the galaxy. It contains a small field of beautiful green grass, various shrubs and trees, a space birb and a shrine to owlhood. Fans of Hooty can take an owl suit and be just like him.
| Owl Name | Location in Owlery | Description |
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| Hooty McOwlface | The Owl Critter | Current Master of the Roost |
| A Pretty Owl | Bottom right | The earliest in the line of Pretty Owls |
| The Sexiest Owl | Middle, close by the window | This owl transcends mere prettiness. |
| an Owl with a chip out of his beak | Top left, left of the table | A veteran owl of many stations. |
| Space owl | Bottom left | The classic model, in large, easy to love size. |
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A spot of green on the station. The tall grass is just painted metal, though. | |
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Hoot, hoot crew, it's the Owlery! This little paradise is home to Hooty McOwlface, the hootiest, wonkminest, and, now, sexy-saxophonist owl of all of the galaxy. It's the personal jazz lounge of Hooty himself, set in a small field of beautiful green grass, various shrubs and trees, and most importantly, saxophones! Moreover, thanks to the wonders of community code patches owl wisdom, there is a functional(!) jukebox here where you can hear Hooty's favorite tunes. More devoted fans of Hooty can take an owl suit and be just like him.
The quantum telescope is also located here, so you can find and pull in your favorite asteroids amongst your favorite members of the Strigidae family.
| Owl Name | Location in Owlery | Description |
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| Hooty McOwlface | The Owl Critter | Current Master of the Roost |
| A Pretty Owl | Top left corner of the owlery | The earliest in the line of Pretty Owls |
| A Prettier Owl | Top right corner | The 2nd of the pretty owls, middling of prettiness |
| An Owl of Even More Prettiness | Near the bottom | A relatively new model of portable owl, improving upon prettiness |
| The Sexiest Owl | Top middle, close by the window | This owl transcends mere prettiness. |
| an Owl with a chip out of his beak | Bottom left corner | A veteran owl of many stations. |
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A spot of green on the station. The tall grass is just painted metal, though. | |
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This dark little grove across the hall from the Pool is the Owlery, home to the station's owl colony of parrots and owls, the Gods' most sacred creatures. If you want to see the finest examples of things that have two legs, go here.
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This little enclosure behind the Medical Booth is no ordinary owlery, it's an Owl Zone! The finest two-legged creatures on the station live in this grove, hooting and ooting and making praises to the Great Orange, Wonkmin. Blessed humans can join the celestial chorus and be just like them, by donning on the sacred owl mask and suit.
| Owl Name | Location in Owlery | Description |
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| A Pretty Owl | Top right corner | The earliest in the line of Pretty Owls |
| The Sexiest Owl | Left middle, near the left tree | This owl transcends mere prettiness. |
| an Owl with a chip out of his beak | Bottom right corner, near the table | A veteran owl of many stations. |
One's tall and stalwart, immovable object with great sonorous hoot. One's slim and svelte, an unstoppable force zipping about at the speed of squawks. Together, they become... the Habitat Dome!
Oshan Lab simultaneously does have and does not have an Owlery. By that, we mean there is no owlery, but it sorta has a equivalent in the form of an Aviary, called the Zen Garden
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A spot of green on the station. The tall grass is just painted metal, though. | |
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On the far west end of the NSS Horizon is the ship's sole patch of nature, the Owlery, past the decadence of culture and civilization embodied by the Fitness Center and the environmental degradation that goes on in the Mining Department to satisfy NanoTrasen's boundless hunger for materials and profit. Here, big owl Portable Owl and their smaller space owl friends sit under a tree that's seen better days and try to emulate their old habitats with the paper and bedsheets from the bins nearby. If you want to, you can get a wrench and use it on Portable Owl to make them movable, hopefully so you can relocate them to some place better.
Fun fact: Portable Owl used to be called Portable Flasher, a pun on both the flashers used by Sec and the flashers that would be probably be violating Rule 4. Then someone pointed out that owls don't wear clothes in nature, and thus they can neither be naked nor clothed, meaning that one half of the flasher pun doesn't actually work.
Maintenance Information
Owls don't need them, in the same way most people don't need what's being peddled to them by NanoTrasen.
The APC for this room is on the top wall. Not that it really powers anything...
