Fitness Center
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Fitness Center | |
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Re-enacting your favorite inspirational sports movies. | |
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This is the NSS Clarion's state-of-the-art Fitness Center, where all the crew take their daily (?) dose of exercise and activity so their muscles don't suddenly deteriorate through the lack of use due to prolonged periods of weightlessness in spaceflight. Probably. In any case, there's something for everyone here, regardless of your type, such as:
- A full-fledged boxing/wrestling ring, outfitted with suitable equipment, for starting your own Wrestlemania league in space and re-enacting your favorite scenes from the Rocky movies.
- Various workout machines. Good thing that in the far future, everyone knows how to use these correctly. Their effectiveness is doubtful, but there's no better way to FEEL THE BURN(TM).
- Fun-boosting punching bags, available in vanilla, pistachio, blueberry, and cinnamon.
- A pool with a springboard. Sharp-eyed crew will notice that this one is bigger than many other stations' pools.
- Various chairs for simple relaxing and pretend-sunbathing.