Custodial Closet
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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse. | |
The janitor's little cubbyhole on the station. Well-stocked with cleaning equipment, a trash cart and there is no camera to watch you sleep.
It's located in the maintenance bridge between the Mechanics Workshop and Disposals.
Maintenance information
The APC for this room is located inside the room, on the north(port-side) wall, behind the equipment rack.
The power is supplied via a cable that leads under the door.
Someone threw a bomb in my office!
Unlikely, but you do have a secondary hideout just in case.
This smaller secondary closet is in the maintenance bridge between the Chapel and the Pool It does have a stock of janitor crap as plentiful as in your proper office - mops, buckets, spare clothes, even another pair of galoshes when you eventually get mugged for your shoes.
Maintenance information
The APC for this room is located inside the room, on the east(stern-side) wall, near the light bulb fixture.
The power is supplied via a cable that runs under the entire room, from east to west (stern to aft).
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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse. | |
The janitor's little cubbyhole on the station. Well-stocked with cleaning equipment, two trash carts, and a security monitor for finding messes.
It's located between the chapel crematorium, disposals and the recycling room, but the door is hard to notice without a light source. Enter through the rusted airlock to the south of tool storage, the door is next to the trash carts.
The recycling room
The rectum of the waste disposal system. Since the portable reclaimers handle everything related to material reuse, this dark dingy room just lets the janitor run his hands through the horrible remains of crushed assistants before a mass driver bloops them unceremoniously offboard.
Someone threw a bomb in my office!
Unlikely, but you do have a secondary hideout just in case.
This smaller secondary closet is in the maintenance corridor right behind genetics, with a great view to space and any passing Syndicate gunships. It doesn't have a bed, a camera feed or a floor buffer, but has a personal computer for email checking and stocks an array of janitor crap as plentiful as in your proper office - mops, buckets, spare clothes, even another pair of galoshes when you eventually get mugged for your shoes. The proximity to robotics makes it a common haunt for custodial cyborgs.
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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse. | |
The Custodial Closet, also known as the Janitor's Office, is the janitor's little cubbyhole on the ship(?). It is well-stocked with cleaning equipment, two trash carts, a sink, and a security monitor for finding messes while listening to the intercom for janitor calls.
It's located next to Hydroponics, in the main hallway but barely noticeable. Go right from the cryosleep unit, make your way past the stoner's den, defeat the tabletop nerds playing in the hall for some reason, and you'll find it.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. At least the air is usually always clean.
The APC for this room is in the maintenance tunnel to the right of it.
| Custodial Closet | |
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Keeping the station as clean as the captain's arse. | |
The Janitor's Office, also known as the Custodial Closet, is the janitor's little cubbyhole on the ship(?). It is well-stocked with cleaning equipment, a precious Buff-R-Matic,a trash carts, a sink, and a security monitor for finding messes while listening to the intercom for janitor calls.
It's located next to the hole of the most slip-inducing person on the ship, because, really, the only difference between you and the Clown is what shoes you're wearing. You are also close by a place spiritual cleansing and purification and within walking distance of one of the dirtiest places on the ship.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. You're breathing in used air.
The APC for this room is close to the rack of cleaning equipment. Yes, there is an APC named "Janitor's Office APC" in the maintenance tunnel below. No, it does not do anything.
