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*White is the color of the [[General Objects#Cigarette|cigarette]] the [[Medical Director]] discards when they put on some [[Terminology#Internals|internals]] to rescue people caught in the leak. | *White is the color of the [[General Objects#Cigarette|cigarette]] the [[Medical Director]] discards when they put on some [[Terminology#Internals|internals]] to rescue people caught in the leak. | ||
*Yellow is the color of the [[Chief Engineer]]'s hard hat. They'll probably wish they were wearing something when the cigarette ignites the plasma and starts a fire. | *Yellow is the color of the [[Chief Engineer]]'s hard hat. They'll probably wish they were wearing something when the cigarette ignites the plasma and starts a fire. | ||
*Red is the color of the blood on the [[Head of Security]] when they | *Red is the color of the blood on the [[Head of Security]] when they accidentally stab themselves trying to arrest the cigarette for arson. Somehow. | ||
==Maintenance Information== | ==Maintenance Information== | ||
Latest revision as of 00:19, 11 January 2024
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Stepping on the departmental colors. | |
Though the APC for this alcove below the Command Meeting Room is called the "Head of Personnel's Office", it's more accurately called the Command Meeting Room, because it's for United Command members (giving "Command"), is full of lockers (giving "Locker"), and is fully enclosed on all four sides (giving "Room"). In any case, it has a bench to hypothetically sit on while changing, some potentially privacy-violating windows, and the equipment lockers of the Head of Security, Chief Engineer, Medical Director, and Research Director, all on flooring conveniently color-coded to each Head's country. If you have trouble with the colors, remember this story:
- Purple is color of the plasma released when the Research Director's Toxins experiment goes horribly wrong.
- White is the color of the cigarette the Medical Director discards when they put on some internals to rescue people caught in the leak.
- Yellow is the color of the Chief Engineer's hard hat. They'll probably wish they were wearing something when the cigarette ignites the plasma and starts a fire.
- Red is the color of the blood on the Head of Security when they accidentally stab themselves trying to arrest the cigarette for arson. Somehow.
Maintenance Information
There is no vent. If there were, we'd probably called this the "Command Locker and Vent Room". (Or not.)
The APC is on the left wall. Again, for some reason, it's named "Head of Personnel's Office".
