Funeral Parlor
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Funeral Parlor | |
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Clown launcher | |
Sitting Area: Everybody |
If there's always fun in funerals on Space Station 13, then it's no wonder this Funeral Parlor is so close to where the funnest people on the NSS Clarion live. Take a seat, there's plenty of chairs here, and don't worry if you can't hear the chaplain's hilarious profound eulogy over the station chatter, because the state-of-the-art sound system's got you covered. Be sure to say your final goodbye as the corpus enters their final resting place in a spooky spacetime wedgie amongst the stars. Should you be unable to move on, you can always consult the Ouija board here.