Clothing

Uniform

Wearing a uniform is necessary to keep on your ID, anything in your pockets, and anything on your belt slot. Removing your uniform will dump all that to the ground in a pile. You can quickly and safely change uniforms by clicking the new uniform on the "INV" button.

Item	Image	Description
Jumpsuit		Comes in many different colors and styles depending on your job.
Generic Jumpsuit		Comes in many different colors, including white, grey, black, and all colors of the rainbow and then some. The Brig has prisoner orange versions, Biohazard lockers have white ones, and Crew Quarters and Locker Room usually have lockers of these in a handful of colors. Can be manufactured at a Personel Equipment Manufacturer or Uniform Manufacturer.
Psychedelic Jumpsuit		Trippy. A frequent Novelty Clothing Crate inhabitant.
Chameleon Suit		Can imitate any other color of jumpsuit. See Syndicate Items.
Pride-O-Matic Jumpsuit		A pride jumpsuit for people of all stripes, literally--it can become other pride jumpsuits. You can click on it while it's in your hand to cycle through all the pride jumpsuit patterns. It's brought through Spacebux, which you can keep through rounds depending on certain conditions.
Rancher's Overalls		Here's a reading comprehension test: who wears the rancher's overalls? The Rancher(s), of course. Spares can be found in "Rancher's equipment" boxes.
Barman's Uniform		Available in the Bartender's closet.
Chaplain's Uniform		Proper attire for every religious matter.
Construction Worker's Overalls		There are two "construction worker's overalls" variants: One with an orange shirt, which appears in the Construction Equipment crate from Cargo and in "Engineer's equipment" boxes, which are found in Engineer equipment lockers. One with a yellow/tan shirt, which spawns in the "Mechanic's equipment" clothing box that inside every Mechanic equipment locker. Worn not by the Construction Workers in the Construction Game Mode (who wore engineer jumpsuits), but by the version of the Construction Worker job that was bought back years after the Construction game mode's discontinuation, before becoming discontinued itself.
Security Jumpsuit		Security officers can chose from a wide variety of colorful uniforms, some more relaxed than others.
Chief Engineer's Jumpsuit		Found on the chief engineer and in their locker in engineering.
Head of Personnel's Suit		Found on the head of personnel and the locker in their office.
Research Director's Suit		Found on the research director and the locker in their office.
Medical Director's Suit		Found on the medical director and the locker in their office.
Captain's Jumpsuit		Found on the captain and the locker in their office.
Head of Security's Uniform		In addition to the one worn by the head of security, a spare can be found in their office. On rounds with no HoS, there is no way to access this item short of emagging the HoS' locker.
Clown Suit		Honk honk.
Clown Dress		A dress for clowns, honk! Found in the Clown's quarters, naturally, amongst spare clown gear.
Cursed Clown Suit		Standard equipment of cluwnes. Cannot be removed by its wearer by standard means.
Owl Suit		Hoot.
Mailman's Uniform		Available in either Disposals or Routing Depot, depending on the map. Does not have the effects of its Syndicate counterpart.
Barber's Uniform		Available in the barbershop.
Comfy Sweater		Or a jumper depending on where you live, or cosby sweater, its former name. It doesn't protect you from the cold any more than a standard jumpsuit does. It does, however, have three unique and vibrant designs. One of the many random uniform-slot items that can be found in the Novelty Clothing Crate and appears in the Radio Lab and other radio stations used by the Radio Host.
Athletic Shorts		Available in the gym, and starting equipment for the wizard.
Swim Trunks		Available in the gym.
Wrestling Pants		Also available in the gym. The official pants of the Space WWE.
Medical Scrubs		See Medical Objects
Gown		See Medical Objects
Black Suit	/	How formal. Can be fabricated at and from uniform manufacturers and found in formal wear closets, which typically spawn in the Barman's office and Stock Market Room.
Mortician Suit		Worn by the retired head surgeon. Available in the medbay morgue.
Lawyer Suit		OBJECTION! *slams table dramatically* Can be found at the courtroom. Comes in multiple colors. Click tables to slam them dramatically while equipped.
Tactical Turtleneck		The garment of choice of infiltrators. Available in black and slightly darker black.
Safari Suit		See Syndicate Items.
Bowling Suit		Perfect for when you want a striking outfit. See Syndicate Items.
Athletic Pants		You can't play Syndie American football without wearing these pants.
Hunter Suit		See Hunter.
Trash Bag	/	For when you literally feel like trash. Can hold an item when worn, but only one. You'll have to take it off to get the item back.
Towel		Something to wrap around your body to wear it as a jumpsuit. Will also prevent you from slipping on wet surfaces (mostly water, not space lube or a comparable mess) if placed on the floor, for example near a shower stall.
NASSA space suit		A spaceworthy jumpsuit with no slowdown! Wearing this means you can forgo the standard space helmet and spacesuit combo, freeing up a slot to show off your snazzy hat or stylish outerwear. Found only in a few fairly hard-to-reach places out in the Adventure Zone or Novelty Clothing Crates.
SNAZZA suit		From the revolutionary spaceproofing technologies of the NASSA suit comes...let's not beat around the bush, it's a space bikini. It won't protect you from Space or even the Pool or ocean water, but it's perfect for when you want to be close as possible to being naked but find athletic shorts and trunks too tacky.
Plumber's overalls		The overalls of strange men who crawl down pipes and beat up innocent mushrooms. Wear it with a plumber's hat for an interesting interaction with toilets.
Striped Shirt and Jeans		The outfit of a man who was never really meant to be in Space.
Diver Jumpsuit	/	The required uniform of crew members of NanoTrasen's underwater sealabs. The diver orange version is for regular crew; the captain's blue version (which is confusingly called "captain's jumpsuit") is for Command staff.
Vault 13 Jumpsuit		War. War never changes. Neither does this communal fallout shelter uniform. Doesn't provide radiation protection, contrary to what you might think.
Waitress's Dress		A frilly dress with an equally frilly apron. Costume version of a waitress's dress from a 1950s diner. Available in the Clothing Booth.
Black Tracksuit		Gopnik youth culture is, indirectly, shaped by climate. The practice of "Slav squatting" is inspired by Soviet and Russian prisoners, who would often squat to minimize contact with the cold ground. The synthetic fibers in tracksuits help insulate from the cold, and Adidas and Puma tracksuits in particular were popularized by the Soviet 1980 Olympics team. In a country beset by harsh winters, economic downturns, and crumbling infrastructure, it makes sense to pursue means of keeping warm that don't involve turning a thermostat up. Anyways, this black tracksuit takes cues from the famous black ones made by Adidas, and you can buy it from a clothing booth for the low, low price of 40 credits, under the "Casual" category. If it looks like the one you often seen in gopnik memes, it is. It doesn't offer any above-average stats or abilities, but are you really prioritizing that when looking into casualwear?

(Exo)Suit

Item	Image	Description
Body Armor	/ /	See Security Objects.
Suicide Bomb Vest		See Murder.
Makeshift Armor		See Construction.
Cardboard Box		Tactical espionage aid that's a zero-emissions vehicle. Can hide identity under certain cirumstances, but blinds you unless you cut out eyeholes with wirecutters. Tacticality can be augmented by adding a moustache and/or drawing a face on it with a crayon (neither action can be reversed). There are many variants; Medbay's Head Surgeon sometimes appears as a box, the Clown can get a unique variant, and there is a Captain version in a Martian derelict. Plain boxes appear in a few odd places, and you can build your own by deconstructing certain crates with a wrench for cardboard sheets and using them to make a box.
Captain's Armor	File:Caparmor.png	Offers slightly more protection than the normal body armor. Captain spawns wearing this, naturally.
Captain's Coat		Offers slightly less protection than normal body armor, but offers better thermal protection. The cold resistance is equivalent to a regular winter jacket, essentially making this the Captain version of it. Found in the Captain's equipment locker.
Bomb Disposal Suit	File:Bombdisposalsuit.png	See Security Objects.
Heavy Armor		See Security Objects.
Class II Radiation Suit		See Engineering Objects.
Biosuit		See Medical Objects.
Armored Biosuit		See Construction.
Firesuit		See Engineering Objects.
Armored Firesuit		See Construction.
Paramedic Suit		See Medical Objects.
Armored Paramedic Suit		See Construction.
Space-American Football Pads		You can't tackle people if you aren't wearing these (and a bunch of other stuff) ! See Syndicate Items for more info.
Space Suit		Available in EVA. Protects from the vacuum of space and offer minor protection from heat and cold. Will slow down your running speed indoors.
Engineering Space Suit		See Engineering Objects.
Captain's Space Suit		As above, but green! Found in the captain's quarters. Lets you move at regular running speed. The helmet and suit together provide full space protection.
Red Space Suit		As above, but red! Also does not slow down your running speed indoors. Red suits are standard equipment of the dreaded nuclear operatives, and being spotted early in the round will result in frenzied cries of "SYNDIES!" and "REDSUITS!"
Commander's Great Coat		Spawns on the Nuclear Operative commander. Offers more than twice the bullet and melee resistance of regular red suits, on top of excellent explosion resistance. As the Examine text suggests, it prevents damage from being in Space when paired with a spaceproof helmet--such as the cap they also spawn with.
Specialist Operative Combat Dress		Like the red space suits, down to the lack of a movement speed penalty, but more tacticool and extra protective too. These lower damage from melee attacks to the chest by 4, reduce damage from ranged projectiles (but not throwing items) by 60%, and lessen effect of explosions by 20%, decreasing damage and chance of losing limbs. Comes in the following varieties, each purely aesthetically different from the others: Specialist operative combat dress: Worn by Syndicate assault troopers, infiltrators, and special operatives. Specialist operative engineering uniform: Worn by combat engineers. Specialist operative marksman suit: Worn by marksmen.
Specialist Heavy Operative Combat Armor		The extra-protective space suit of nuke op heavy weapons specialists. Comes with excellent explosion, melee, radiation, and cold resistance and above-average ranged protection.
Citadel Heavy Combat Cuirass		Slows you down immensely but lowers damage of melee attacks to the chest and limbs by 6, halves damage from ranged attacks to the chest and limbs, reduces effect of explosions by 30%, and decreases stamina drained by stun weapons and projectiles. Functions as a spacesuit too, so it can prevent taking damage from space itself, if paired with the heavy specialist great helm or similar space helmet. Part of the Knight crate, which Nuclear Operatives can redeem from the Syndicate Weapons Vendor.
Specialist Operative Bombsuit		Exactly like the standard specialist operative combat dress, but they lessen effect of explosions by 60% rather than 20%, significantly reducing damage and lowering chance of losing arms or legs. Comes with the Grenadier class crate from the Nuclear Operatives' Syndicate Weapons Vendor.
Specialist Operative Firesuit		Worn by syndicate firebrands. Similar to the usual combat dress but it gives more heat resistance and makes you fireproof. It also adds a snazzy pair of purely-aesthetic tanks on your back, presumably for non-existent oxidizer and fuel.
Specialist Operative Medic Uniform		Worn by nuclear operative field medics. This works like one half of a biosuit set, that is, it keeps you from contracting diseases somewhat and reduces amount of chemicals absorbed from beaker splashes, aerosol, and similar, if used in conjunction with internals
Specialist Operative Espionage Suit		Nearly identical stats to the standard specialist combat dress, but this one makes you move 25% faster when worn. This applies exclusively to movement; you don't stab or shoot faster or anything. This is part of the Nuclear Operative Scout loadout.
Syndicate Command Armor		Extra red, extra protective armored space suit found in surplus crates and sold by the Listening Post merchant. See Syndicate Items for more details.
Industrial Armor		See Guide to Mining.
Industrial Diving Suit		See Guide to Mining
Emergency Suit		Provides a decent amount of protection from the cold, but will slow you down significantly. Use if nothing better is available and try to avoid jumping into space with it. Found in Cargo's Emergency Equipment crates and sometimes spawns in emergency oxygen closets and a few other odd locations.
Civilian Diving Suit		Found in Oshan's EVA room as well as a few airlocks into the ocean. Offers good resistance against cold, reduces chance of contacting contagious viruses, fair resistance against heat, and a tinsy bit of protection from bullet and melee damage, but slows you down both indoors and out. You can navigate the surface ocean floor just fine without one of these, though you need it in the Trench to avoid burning up.
Engineering Diving Suit		Like the regular civilian diving suit, but in orange and yellow.
Security Diving Suit		Same as a civilian diving suit but red, so it'll hide the blood stains. Two of these can be found in Oshan's Secure Hangar.
Command Diving Suit		Exact same stats as the civilian version, except it's blue and spawns only in the offices of Oshan Lab's Captain and HoP.
Straightjacket		See Medical Objects.
Lab Coat		Functionally useless, but how else will you demonstrate your knowledge of science? Can be unbuttoned and buttoned to toggle scientific fashionability through a button in the top left. While the regular labcoats are blank and austere, more unique varieties often have special little markings on both the front and back. And there are many of them, each with the same stats but different designs: Labcoat - The most common type, worn by Scientists, Medical Doctors, and respective directors and found in medical and science uniform lockers. Geneticist's labcoat - Worn by Geneticists. Found in their respective uniform box in medical uniform lockers. Roboticist's labcoat - Worn by Roboticists. Found in their respective uniform box in medical uniform lockers. Doctor's labcoat - A reskin available as a medal reward. Scientist's labcoat - Another reskin given as a medal reward. Grand alchemist coat - Still another medal reward, given for those who perform full metal alchemy. Orange labcoat - A Discount Dan's-themed labcoat, available from GTMs.
Hard Worn Coat		Required outfit of the detective.
Head of Personnel's Naval Coat		Head of Personnel (natch) spawns with this on Manta. Much less ranged and melee protection than an armor vest, but offers same warmth than the standard command winter coat.
Faded Trenchcoat		Essential for rugged chain-smoking vigilantes.
Overcoat and Scarf		Johnny, please. He had a family. References Johnny Five-Aces, protagonist of Zybourne Clock, an absurd, unfortunately abandoned game project beloved by the Something Awful forums. Often appears in the Information Office and can be bought from a salvage-themed robotic merchant, where it's sold as a "Strange Suit" and goes by the name "Johnny~~".
Winter Jacket		A stylish winter coat, customized in departmental colors. You'll still freeze in space in these, but you won't lose as much heat if you walk into an area with a hull breach. Department-specific ones are found in the relevant uniform/job lockers, while generic grey ones appear in Cold Weather Gear crates.
Hoodie		A nice sweater with a hood, in both orange and blue. Perfect for skaters and Casual Friday fans alike. Can sometimes be ordered from a totally radical QM merchant named Josh and is available as a Spacebux item.
Logo Jacket		A surprisingly warm jacket with a logo on the back. Sew-O-Matics offer these in several different colors with randomized logos, while a cerulean one with the Discount Dan's logo and slightly more cold resistance is available from the GTM.
Long Sleeved Logo Shirt	/	A simple overshirt with the Discount Dan's logo. One of the GTM prizes.
Santa Suit		Whoever's wearing this is either delivering presents or delivering a bomb. In any case, wearing this with a santa hat (or similar) provides full space/cold protection, with no slowdown!
Wizard's Robe		See Wizard.
Security Badge		See Security Objects.
Head of Security's Jacket		See Security Objects.
Head of Security's Cape		See Security Objects.
War Medal		This war medal belongs to the Head of Security and appears in their office inside a frame. Extracting it from the frame simply involves clicking on the frame twice, once to get the glass out, once to actually get the medal out. Being a simple medal, it is purely decorative and offers no resistances, shielding, or other stat bonuses. It does, however, have unique Examine text depending on whether or not you are a HoS in-game.
Bedsheet		A sheet for a bed. Can be worn over your body, see Construction.
Cape		See Construction.
Tiger Stripe Vest		Savage tiger stripes for a truly savage man.
+2 Robes of Dungeon Mastery		Hides most of your body and covers your face in complete blackness, potentially concealing your identity if you take some some extra precautions, though most headwear will still show. Spawns in the Nerd Dungeon to facilitate roleplaying a spooky, all-knowing, and mysterious tabletop game-master...or just a dork in a hood.
Weird Cultist Robe		Spawns in the Chaplain's Religious supplies locker in their Chapel, for pretend occultists or Flockmind worshippers seeking to be teal as their deities. Covers most of the body and completely conceals the face in pitch-black darkness, just like movie cultists. Can hide one's identity, with some effort.
Sneaking Suit		Does not actually aid in sneaking or stealth, but definitely aids fashion sense with its badass eyepatch (don't worry, it doesn't actually block vision). There are two versions, with the same sprite but different amounts of protection. The authentic version has as much melee and ranged damage resistance as an armor vest and can be ordered by Gang members. It is also a very rare find when pulling from Spacemas/Christmas stockings. The "costume" version only has 1 melee protection (i.e. the generic value and much worse than the other version), mentions being "a cheap cosplay outfit with an obvious zipper" in its Examine text, and can randomly be found when opening easter eggs or pulling from Spacemas/Christmas stockings.
Blue Apron		See Botanist

Head

Helmets and hats offer various bonuses, for instance a built-in flashlight or concealment of your face. Some of them are very stylish as well! Certain helmets, and a few hats, prevent people from getting a chokehold on you, which also means Changelings can't absorb you and Vampires and Thralls can't use their Bite Victim ability (this still won't stop Blood Steal).

Item	Image	Description
Helmet	/ /	See Security Objects.
SWAT Helmet		Offers above-average melee-protection. Appears in equipment lockers for the Captain and Head of Security.
Riot Helmet		See Security Objects.
Blast Helmet		See Security Objects.
Siren Helmet		See Security Objects.
Class II Radiation Hood		See Engineering Objects.
Bio Hood		See Medical Objects.
Emergency Hood		The companion piece to the emergency suit. Wear it with that for some more complete Space and cold protection. Found in the Emergency Equipment crate from Cargo and sometimes in emergency oxygen closets and a few other odd places.
Space Helmet		Available in EVA. Protects your eyes while welding.
Engineering Space Helmet		See Engineering Objects.
Red Space Helmet		The iconic space helmet worn by nuclear operatives.
Specialist Combat Helmet		The standard red space helmet, now with a lime and blood orange visor to distinguish all specialist nuclear operatives from the regular ones. A few classes come with unique, purely aesthetic variants: - A sneaky red headband for Metal Gear references, worn by Infiltrators - Worn by firebrands, comes a built-in, nonfunctional filter for extra spookiness. - Named "specialist combat cover", but is still otherwise same as specialist combat helmet, save for the long, static bandanna/scarf. Worn by marksmen.
Specialist Welding Helmet		Unique helmet used by nuclear operative engineers. Protects one's eyes when welding and also has a built-in, toggle-able meson goggles.
Specialist Combat Helmet		Unlike the other specialist helmets, this one in the nuclear operative medic class crate actually does something. Namely, it acts like ProDoc Health Goggles with an health analyzer upgrade installed, allowing you to access health levels at a glance using various icons and Examine people close to you get a more detailed health readout, same as you'd get from an unupgraded health analyzer.
Commander's Cap		Spawns on the head of the Nuclear Operative commander. Same stats as a space helmet, right down to protecting you from Space damage (and Trench damage to some extent) when paired with a space suit. Speaking of which...
Syndicate Command Helmet		See Syndicate Items
Industrial Space Helmet		See Guide to Mining.
Industrial Diving Helmet		See Guide to Mining
Civilian Diving Helmet		Found in EVA and a few external airlocks on Oshan Lab. Protects your eyes while welding and comes with a nifty helmet light. Still not needed for navigating the Trench.
Engineering Diving Helmet		Exactly like the civilian version, but orange, yellow, and located in Mining & Engineering.
Security Diving Helmet		Same as a civilian one but for redshirts. Two spawn in Oshan's Secure Hangar.
Command Diving Helmet		Just like the civilian diving helmet, except it's command blue and spawns in only Oshan Lab's Captain Quarters and HoP Office.
Hard Hat		See Engineering Objects.
Firefighter Helm		See Engineering Objects.
Welding Helmet		See Engineering Objects.
Captain's Hat		Everyone knows the wearer of this hat is the true captain of the station. Confusingly, there's another hat that's also called "Captain's hat", but it has a completely different style.
HoS' Hat	/	Nothing says authority like a cool hat, or alternatively a stylish beret. Click on it to switch between the two. Both offer above-average melee protection.
Officer's Hat		A fancy bicorne hat, part of the Heads of Staff dress uniform. The Head of Personnel, Medical Director, Chief Engineer, and Research Director (i.e. every Head besides the Captain and Head of Security) all get one in their respective uniform boxes that spawn in their respective equipment lockers. In addition to looking fancy, it offers surprisingly above-average melee protection, reducing melee blows to the head by 3 (note this is less than what an actual helmet would give you.)
Fancy Captain's Hat		An extra fancy bicorne hat for the Captain, even fancier than the Officer's hat other Heads of Staff get. This spawns in the "Captain's clothing" box that appears in the Captain's equipment locker, ostensibly as part of a parade/dress uniform. The fashion comes at a cost though; it only reduces damage from melee attacks to the head by 3, whereas the regular version reduces it by 4. This appears as just "Captain's hat" in-game, which is quite confusing since there's another hat with the same name, but a completely different design.
Detective's Hat		A hat fit for a man down on his luck and all out of time on a station full of assholes. Like a glass of hard liquor or a Detective to a c-saber, it can be tipped, causing a silly message in the chat and prompting your character to say either "M'lord", "M'lady", or "M'liege", chosen at random. This does not kill you. One way to *tip is to press T and type *tip; see Game FAQ#Emotes for other ways to do emotes in general.
DetGadget Hat		A hat that can hold many different items, accessible via a code phrase. See Security Objects for more details.
Nurse Hat		See Medical Objects
Head Mirror		See Medical Objects
Fedora		Yes, just like in those digusting pictures of neckbeards. In addition to having a random adjective associated with the meme (like "euphoric" or "sexy"), bees and GuardBuddies actively admonish you for even thinking of offering them this hat, the Detective has one in their office just to show how down in the dumps they are, and if you *tip it, God Himself comes down to...send you early.
Smooth Criminal's Hat		You've been hit by, you've been struck by...yep, this is a reference to Michael Jackson's outfit in his music video for "Smooth Criminal". Like other fedoras, you can *tip it (press T and type *tip, see Game FAQ#Emotes for more info on emotes) to get a silly chat message and make yourself say, at random, either "M'lady", "M'lord", or "M'liege"; unlike the black fedora, this does not kill you. In addition to randomly appearing in Haberdasher's Crates from Cargo, you can buy it from a Clothing Booth, where it's labeled as "White Fedora".
Chef's Hat	/	What kind of chef doesn't have a big white hat? A bad one. With awful food.
Merchant's Hat		An oversized white sombrero for merchants and salespeople of all stripes.
Sunhat		Beautiful. Sunhats can be brought from clothing booths, which are generally in either Crew Quarters or Locker Room, and Manta's Garbage Garbs store has hat racks with them.
Stunhat		From late-night Discord discussions. When worn, this hat creates sparks and briefly stuns shameful miscreants who are out to pat you on the head. See Construction for more details.
Top Hat	/ /	A fine chapeau for a space gentleman/lady of leisure. Standard black top hats can be found in formalwear closets and made with uniform and personnel equipment manufacturers. Glittering golden top hats can be bought with Spacebux, while the purple versions come with a "Victorian Confectionery Factory Owner" costume set sold by a Geoff Honkington, a Clown-themed merchant that lurks in the Clown Hole/Tent.
White Hat		While it is simply called "white hat" in-game, you may better know it as the white top hat, a version of the iconic top hat, but in white. Available from a clothing booth for 150 credits (i.e. same as the normal black top hat).
Beret		For bringing out your inner dictator. Or inner Space Frenchie. Monsieur Stirstir starts out with a special orange one, and there's supposedly an undead robot merchant that sells many versions of these hidden in the Debris Field.
NanoTrasen Beret		For showing your devotion to NanoTrasen. You are guaranteed to spawn with one if you have the NT Loyalist trait, Officer Beepsky has one in a crate in their house, and you can buy some from Thrifty B.O.B., a shady robot merchant in the Trench/Mining Level diner who would prefer that you not ask where it got them.
Hat		Generic knit caps available in many colors, including one that rapidly changes between all colors, which you can often find in the Locker Room or equivalent and make with a Personel Equipment Manufacturer or Uniform Manufacturer.
Mailman's Hat		Any true deliveryman needs one to show off how important their package is.
Chaplain's Wardrobe	File:Turban.png / / File:Rabi hat.png	The chaplain can chose from a wide selection of hats.
Wizard's Hat		See Wizard.
Safari Hat	File:SafariHat.png	See Syndicate Items.
Space-American Football Helmet		Provides a fair bit of melee protection, more than a standard helmet. Required headwear for Syndicate American football players.
Syndicate Hat		See Syndicate Items.
Very Syndicate Hat		Same traits as the Syndicate Hat but now it's extra illegal, bigger than your inventory slot, and much, much taller. Committing suicide by this hat is also far more explosive. It's better seen than explained, and it's worth seeing, for it primarily spawns through Admin shenanigans.
T.U.R.D.S. Helmet		A relic of a thankfully bygone era. Provides the same protection as a SWAT Helmet.
Butt		May or may not be your own. Available from the roboticist or synthbutt plants.
Cyberbutt		A hyper-advanced cyborg butt. Available from hacked robotics fabs.
Pumpkin		If you are having trouble seeing after wearing this, try carving a hole in it.
Cakehat		A long-time favourite of greyshirts.
Fruit Basket Hat		Like that of lady of the tutti-fruity hat. So tall it goes outside the regular 32x32 character sprite. Available primarily through Spacebux.
Plunger		Let's face it, there isn't much of a difference between assistants and a toilet.
Bucket Helmet		See Construction.
Bucket		Can be flipped up in-hand and worn as a helmet, dumping out all its contents and obscuring your vision if worn.
Camera Helmet	/	A video camera you can wear on your head! You can view the feed through either a television or certain camera viewers. Telescience gets a blue one so they can visually scout out their teleport locations, while Security sometimes spawns with a red version .
Paper Hat		Made from a piece of paper, obviously. Hold it in your active hand, right-click on it and select fold into hat.
Apprentice Cap	/	A more evolved form of the paper hat that may have some actual magic in it! Or maybe just asbestos. It certainly doesn't have enough magic to be a wizard hat though, so don't get any ideas. Rumored to have peculiar effects on mops and brooms when a Wizard is on the station. The pink version is often lurking in the Chapel or wherever tabletop-gaming nerds conglomerate, and the blue "royal apprentice cap" is a GTM prize.
Plumber's hat		The hats of strange men who punch boxes and save princesses. Wear it with plumber's overalls for an interesting interaction with toilets.
Bobble Hat and Glasses	/	The hat and/or glasses of a man you were never meant to see.
2k13 Vintage Santa Hat		Festive cranial adornment for Spacemas, suitable all year-round. Comes with a complementary fake santa beard too. Enchanted with Christmas magic to provide as much as cold protection as the other space helmets. A favorite amongst all Santas, naughty and nice.
Doo Rag		BECAUSE I'M WILD YEAH!
Birthday Hat		A special birthday hat for the birthday boy/girl/thing, available from Party Supplies crates. Comes in pink and blue variants.
Party Hat		A conical paper hat for every occasion, available from Party Supplies crates. Comes in 9 different flavors.
Cat Ears		Found in the Clothing Booth, they come in several differently-coloured varieties. If you stick a headset into them, they, themselves, turn into a headset with the appropriate functionality.
Antlers		Found in the Clothing Booth, has the same functionality as the cat ears.
Tinfoil Hat		Protects you from psychic attacks from Martians. Really. You are guaranteed to spawn with one with the Conspiracy Theorist trait and can it sometimes get through the Petasusaphilic trait.
Waitress's Hat		A hat that a waitress from a 1950s diner might have worn. Available in the Clothing Booth.
Frog		This frog hat doesn't offer special bonuses or resistances, but, hey, it's a froggy hat, ribbit! Can be bought from a clothing booth for 300 credits.
Ushanka		Pretend you're Space Russian or cosplay an actor pretending to be Russian. This Russian fur cap has 15% cold resistance, which is less than what an actual space helmet provides, but that's still warmer than other hats you might find around. Can be bought from a clothing booth for 300 credits.
Pinwheel Hat		Also sometimes called a propeller beanie, the pinwheel hat might have any special resistances or bonuses beyond what every hat normally gives, and it obviously doesn't actually allow flight (in Space or otherwise), but the propeller on top spins as you move. What more could you ask for? Available from a clothing booth for 300 credits.
Boater Hat		Just like in those barbershop quartets and photos of old-timey gentlemen and ladies in semi-casual wear. Protection offered isn't any different from most hats, but, consider, style is unquantifiable. Every Barber spawns with one, and you can get your own from a clothing booth for 300 credits.

Masks

Item	Image	Description
Paper Mask		See Construction.
Gas Mask		Links with an air supply to provide internals. Can also obscure your identity if you are not wearing your usual ID card. Comes in two varieties, regular and emergency, but both are functionally the same. Scientists all begin with these, and some are available in Engineering Storage and a few odd areas in maintenance. They also sometimes spawn in firefighting closets and emergency oxygen closets/cabinets.
SWAT Mask		The SWAT mask behaves just like the regular gas mask, but it's much more scary. You can buy these from C.A.R.L., the Listening Post merchant, for 1000 credits a piece, where they're listed under "Scary Gasmask", and the Leave no man behind! medal unlocks the ability to turn a regular gas mask into one of these. The Syndicate Battlecruiser has special versions of these that are acidproof (i.e. can't be melted by fluorosulfuric acid and the like) for use by Nuclear Operatives.
Breath Mask		Links with an air supply to provide internals. All crewmembers begin with a box containing a breath mask, and they are readily available in lockers throughout the station.
Medical Mask		See Medical Objects. Same as breath mask.
Sterile Mask		See Medical Objects.
Surgical Face Shield		See Medical Objects.
Clown Mask		Honk! Click on yourself on Help intent to honk the nose!
Cursed Clown Mask		Mostly found on cluwnes, this horrible thing cannot be dropped or removed.
Muzzle		See Medical Objects.
Owl Mask		Hoot!
Horse Mask		Imbues its wearer with the power of bad puns.
Skull Mask		Spooky. See Construction.
Wrestling Mask		¡Mucha Lucha! These wrestling masks come in several designs inspired by real-life luchador wrestlers and typically appear in the Gym, often in their own special wardrobe.
Balaclava		It's a ski mask with a fancy name.
Fake Mustache		See Syndicate Items.
Hunter Mask		See Hunter.
Vapo-Matic		Different slot, same functionality as the injector belt.
Vocal Translator		See Medical Objects.
Plague Doctor Mask		Spooky. Surprisingly functional: performs many of the same functions as gas mask. Sometimes appears in Cargo's Masquerade Crates.

Gloves

Some gloves change the way you fight, and some bestow certain protections. Fire-resistant gloves in particular make patting out people on fire both safer and more effective. Normally, if you click on someone who's on fire while you're on Help intent and your active hand is empty, you reduce how long they'll burn by 1.2 seconds, but you'll take 1-2 BURN in the process. If you're wearing gloves with at least 7% heat resistance, you reduce it by 2.5 seconds, and there's a 50% chance you won't take any BURN.

Item	Image	Description
Insulated Gloves		See Engineering Objects.
Stun Gloves		See Construction.
Power Gloves		See Syndicate Items.
Unsulated Gloves		They look like insulated gloves, but they actually provide no insulation at all, so they won't protect you from electric shocks at all. You can't use them for stun gloves. You can make them by pouring reversium on insulated gloves, you can sometimes spawn with them as an "heirloom". They're also found in a few odd locales here and there, and Pianzi Huandan, a merchant accessible via the QM console, also sometimes sells these as "yellow gloves" .
Black Gloves		Standard equipment for the detective, quartermasters, botanists, and miners. Using a pair of scissors, knife or similar tool on these gives you fingerless gloves.
SWAT Gloves		Pretty much identical to black gloves, but they also protect from electrical shocks a fair bit and provide an 20% chance to deflect disarms, which include not only attempts to knock away your weapon but also shoves. Nuclear operatives start with these, and while Nanotrasen Security Operatives start with the blue Nanotrasen variant.
Fingerless Gloves		These don't hide your fingerprints for obvious reasons. Can by made by using a snipping or cutting tool on black gloves.
Latex Gloves		Sold by MiniMeds and available in Medbay, both out in the open and in latex glove boxes, which often have gloves in colors besides white, such as light pink or sea green. Partially obscure the fingerprints of those who wear them.
Cursed White Gloves		Lumpy and uncomfortable gloves found on cluwnes. Cannot be removed.
Boxing Gloves		WENT THE DISTANCE, NOW I'M NOT GONNA STOP, JUST A MAN AND HIS WILL TO SURVIVE.
Concussive Gauntlets		See Guide to Mining.

Eyes

Item	Image	Description
Sunglasses		Protects you from flashes and offers minor protection when welding. No longer standard security gear, but can be found around the station. Each Nuclear Operative also spawns with a pair.
(Tanning) Sunglasses		Inferior versions of the above often found in the Pool. While they'll protect you eyes while you're tanning and make you look like Corey Hart, they won't protect you against flashes or other bright lights. They look just like regular ones, so you'll have to Examine them closely to see if they're the real deal.
Security HUDs		See Security Objects.
Optical Thermal Scanner		See Security Objects.
Meson Goggles		See Engineering Objects.
Construction Visualizer		Relic of the Construction Worker and the Construction Game Mode. Lets you see markers placed down by the Floor and Wall Planner and Window Planner and see invisible monsters and invisibility fields created by cloaking devices, chameleon cloaks, and darkness cloaks. Currently unobtainable.
Spectroscopic Scanner Goggles		See Science Objects.
Spectroscopic Monocle		See Bartender.
ProDoc Health Goggles		See Medical Objects.
VISOR		See Medical Objects.
Prescription Glasses		See Medical Objects.
Medical Eyepatch	File:Eyepatch.png	Yarr! Obscures half the screen, naturally. Using it in-hand lets you which side it obscures. You can also use a screwdriver on it to create a little hole, allowing you to see normally. This should ideally while not wearing the eyepatch, lest you poke your eye out instead. Medical fabs can make these.
Blindfold		See Medical Objects.
Advanced Optical Thermal Scanner		See Syndicate Items.
Night Vision Goggles		Lets you see dark areas much more clearly, albeit with a mild green tint. However, flashes and flashers will stun you longer. Security Weapons Vendors offer these as one of many options under the Utility category, Security's Special Equipment Lockers have some, and a few pairs can be found on the Syndicate Battlecruiser and in the Armory.
VR Goggles		Transmits you to a VR simulation. The public set loads the relaxation area. The detective's set loads up a private office (à la Heavy Rain). The scientist's set loads up the bomb testing simulator.
Monocle		Dapper.
Noir-Tech Glasses		See Detective.
Yellow Shades		Just like Randy's.
Ectoplasmoleic Imager		Or just ectogoggles if you're lazy. Goggles that let you see--not but touch, shoot, or otherwise interact with--Ghosts, Wraiths, and Poltergeists. Found in a spooky Adventure Zone area.
Peculiar Spectacles		They're peculiar because they're ectoglasses that let you see ghosts of all types, from regular ghosts to wraiths. However, they do not let you shoot them, stab them, hug them, or other interact with them beyond just pointing them. Found in a similarly-ghost themed Trench area and occasionally spawned due to spooky admin-only Random Events.
Custom Glasses		Custom-made glasses made through the nano-fabricator. They're more than simple glasses; while they do not fix short-sightedness, they do protect from Disorient (Eye) stun attacks (e.g. flashes) based on their density.

Shoes

Walking barefoot will stun for a moment you and hurt you slightly if you walk over glass shards and mouse traps.

Item	Image	Description
Shoes		Black, white, brown, orange, all functionally the same. For the most part, they protect your feet from broken glass and mouse traps.
Military Boots		Offers more heat and cold resistance than regular shoes, though not by much, and reduces melee damage to the legs (and due to interesting design choices, chest and arms as well) by 1. More notably, they also make kicking and diving at people do 2 more damage. Security Officers, the Head of Security, the Captain, and Nuclear Operatives start with these shoes.
Heavy Military Boots		See Security Objects. Like military boots, but noisier!
Galoshes		Prevents the wearer from slipping on most wet floors. Exclusive to the janitor, locked away in the Custodial Closet. Not immune to space lube and ice.
Magnetic Boots		See Engineering Objects.
Mechanized Boots		See Guide to Mining.
Mechanised Diving Boots		See Guide to Mining.
Moon Shoes		The latest in trampoline-miniaturization technology.
Cowboy Boots		No self-respecting rustler would be seen without a pair of these.
Space Cowboy Boots		See Hunter.
Cleats		Expensive-looking boots worn by evil American football players. Has spikes on the bottom for extra hurt when kicking.
Boom Boots		See Syndicate Items
Hi-Grip Assault Boots		See Syndicate Items
Rocket Shoes		See Construction.
Magic Sandals		See Wizard. You can also get these from the chaplain's wardrobe.
Shackles		See Security Objects.
Clown Shoes		Mock the poor soul who tries clowning without these. When worn, clown shoes have a small (0.5%) chance to make you slip and fall to the floor, making you stutter words for a while if you aren't wearing a helmet. Walking prevents slipping in the first slip, and once it happens, there's a 6-second coolcown before another slip can occur, because even clowns need mercy sometimes. If you have dyspraxia (e.g. you are a Clown), you can insert up to 5 crayons into these and make it so the shoes sometimes automatically write the character you set for the crayon(s) as you move. You can remove the crayons by clicking on the shoes with an empty hand while they're in your off-hand.
Cursed Clown Shoes		Cluwnes don't have it easy. Like all other cluwne items, these cannot be removed by the wearer.
Flippers		Flip, flop. Flip, flop. What possible use could these things have in space, you may ask? For swimming/wading through liquids (and the ocean!) faster, of course!
Heels		Glamorous shoes you can buy with cash at a clothing booth. Makes recognizable stepping sounds and has no laces, meaning pickpocket gun has no effect on it, but does otherwise hurt your feet or impede your movement. Comes in white, black, and red varieties. The red variety can also be found from easter eggs, randomly-spawned gifts, and stockings.
Dancin Shoes		These snazzy dancin' shoes reduce the cooldown on the *dance emote to 1.5 seconds, allowing you dance more often. This is an item you buy with Spacebux and can potentially keep through rounds.
Custom Shoes		See Ore Processing
Mary Janes		Dainty and formal shoes that make a pleasant clicking sound when you walk. Available at the Clothing Booth in four colors: black, brown, navy, and white.

Belt

In addition to belts, this slot can hold your PDA, most guns and the emergency oxygen tank.

Item	Image	Description
Fanny Pack		Like a backpack you can wear around the waist, except it has only 5 slots. Unlike the majority of regular belts, fanny packs can be used to store guns and other normal-sized objects. Can be found hidden around the station such as in Cog1's Information Office and in the foyer of Manta’s Communications Office. Every Tourist spawns with one in lieu of a backpack.
Funny Pack		Get it? Fanny pack? Funny? Funny pack? Anyways, this is a special fanny pack the Clown starts with. It works like regular fanny packs, so it can fit things normal belts can't and all, but it has 7 slots instead of 5, making it basically a substitute/replacement for a backpack.
Mini Funny Pack		Like your regular Fanny/Funny Pack, but it only has 3 slots. These can be ordered in the Comedy Equipment crate from Cargo.
Syndicate Tactical Espionage Belt Pack		It's not just a fanny pack, it's a "syndicate tactical espionage belt pack". It's different because it has 7 slots! Nuclear Operatives can order these from their Syndicate Weapons Vendor. See there for more information.
Pistol Belt		See Syndicate Items
Revolver Belt		See Syndicate Items
Smartpistol Belt		See Syndicate Items
Security Belt		See Security Objects.
Utility Belt		See Engineering Objects.
Aurora Belt		See Engineering Objects.
Medical Belt		See Medical Objects.
Injector Belt		Once provided with a beaker, this fancy belt can be programmed to inject the user with stimulants when certain conditions are met, for example health thresholds or incapacitation. Can be bought from a space merchant.
Mining Belt		See Guide to Mining.
Wrestling Belt		See Syndicate Items.
Trophy Belt		See Hunter.
Inner Tube		Lets you move through fluids much faster. A Pool-time essential.

Ears

Item	Image	Description
Radio Headset		Generic headset for assistants and certain other crew members. To speak into it, merely put a semicolon (;) before your words. One can also leave the microphone open to transmit everything within range or turn off the speaker to shut out the world. While the default frequency is 145.9, you may change that manually.
Civilian Headset		Can also operate on the civilian frequency, 135.5. Used by the chef, barman, botanist, janitor, chaplain and other civilian jobs.
Security Headset		See Security Objects. Can also operate on the security frequency, 135.9, by prefacing messages with :g.
Research Headset		Can also operate on the research frequency, 135.4. Starting equipment for scientists. Speak to others in the Research department by prefacing your message with :r.
Medical Headset		See Medical Objects. Can also operate on the medical frequency, 135.6, if you preface your message with :m.
Engineering Headset		See Engineering Objects. Can also operate on the engineering frequency, 135.7, by prefacing a message with :e.
Shipping Headset		Allows access to two channels: :h goes into engineering, :c into the civilian channel. Worn by quartermasters.
Command Headset		Default equipment for all heads of staff. Starting a message with :h addresses the command channel, :c broadcasts to civilians for the Captain and HoP, :g goes to security for the Captain and HoS. The CE may use :e to talk to his department. The RD and MD can use :r to speak to the research and :m to the medical staff respectively.
Radio Show Host's Headset		The Radio show host's Headset is the headset used by the Radio Show Host (natch). It comes with the same permissions as a Captain's Headset, but the icon for it is the Civ icon rather than a head or cap icon.
Multifrequency Headset		Available in the research wing. Works like a regular headset that can be manually tuned in to channels other than 145.9. It's mainly used to have a private communication channel while doing telescience.
Auditory Headset		See Medical Objects.
Earmuffs		Found in the CE's locker. Wearing these makes you unable to hear anything and protect you against some auditory attacks, for example flashbangs (if worn in combination with sunglasses) and vampire / changeling screeches.
Earplugs		See Syndicate Items
Military Headset		See Syndicate Items
Cat Ears		Made from sticking a headset into cat ears headgear, they retain the colour of the headband and the functionality of the headset used.
Antlers		Same functionality as the cat ears, but now you look like a deer!

ID

Only three item classes can be carried in this slot, namely ID cards, the Dabbing License, and PDAs.

Back

Item	Image	Description
Backpack		Your main storage space. Has 7 slots that can hold tiny- to normal-size items. You can move objects inside it around by click-dragging their sprites. To take it off your back, drag and drop it to an empty hand. Blocking with this can give you extra protection depending on how filled it is, at a cost. Most jobs start with a plain grey one, but there are also blue, red, and green versions, which, save for the different palette and Examine text, behave identically. You can find more of them in personal lockers or make them at Uniform Manufacturers. In addition, there are also many other backpacks that come in completely different styles and have names besides just "backpack" but otherwise are mechanically alike.
Captain's Backpack		Captain spawns wearing this. Like many backpack variants, it's not different from the regular backpack aside from looking much more gaudy and fancy. The default is green; the Brown Pants medal reward lets you make a red version, and the one for Icarus can make a blue variant.
Medic's Backpack		Every Medical Doctor spawns wearing one of these. Aside from a different sprite, these function exactly like standard backpacks; they aren't restricted to medical items or whatever. Extras are can be found in medical uniform lockers in Medbay, often in staff room type areas, and, if applicable, the Medical Booth.
NT Backpack		Nanotrasen Security Operatives get one of these. Though visually different, these are mechanically same as normal backpacks. It's also available as a Spacebux purchase.
Syndicate Backpack		Behaves exactly like every other backpack, but it's in sinister Syndicate crimson and black. Everybody on the Syndicate side in the Pod Wars game mode gets this.
Tactical Assault Rucksack		Your typical backpack, but with a whopping 10 slots. Every Nuclear Operative spawns with one.
Satchel		Functionally identical to backpack, down to some number of slots and special functionality while blocking, and somewhat less common. If you have the Fish medal (which most people get at some point), you can convert any backpack into its respective satchel counterpart by using the Check Job Rewards in the Commands tab and then picking the (Skin) Satchel reward. Green, blue, red, and plain ol' grey satchels are also found in personal lockers and can be fabricated at Uniform Manufacturers.
Captain's Satchel		Mechanically same as your garden-variety satchel, but visually definitely more ostentatious. Obtained by using the Fish medal reward on a Captain's Backpack, as described here. Comes in green, red, and blue versions, depending on the color of the backpack used.
Medic's Satchel		While it obviously is white and red instead of grey, these work exactly like a normal satchel, with no extra benefits or drawbacks (aside from perhaps style differences). Found in medical uniform lockers in Medbay, often in staff room type areas, and, if your map has one, the Medical Booth. You can also use the Fish medal reward to transform a medic's backpack into one of these.
NT Satchel		Presently only available by using the Fish medal reward to make an NT backpack into this, as described here. Still functions like a regular satchel (which in turn functions identically to a backpack)
Syndicate Satchel	File:Syndiesatchel.png	Use the Fish medal reward on a syndicate backpack, and this is what you get. Also used by a few Syndicate jobs that can only be enabled by admins. While it has a coat of crimson paint, it still behaves identically to a regular satchel.
Rucksack		See Spacebux
Randoseru		See Spacebux
Travel Backpack		See Spacebux
Itabags		See Spacebux
Studded Bags		See Spacebux
Breadpack		See Spacebux
Bearpack		See Spacebux
Turtle shell backpack		See Spacebux
Quiver		See Ore Processing.
Gas Tank		See General Objects.
Jetpack		See Engineering Objects.
Jetpack MKII		See Guide to Mining.
Electropack		See Science Objects.
Grenade Bandolier		Holds up to seven grenades, grenade pouches, breaching/thermite charges, and grenade launcher shell boxes. In the code, but currently unavailable.
Fuelpack		See Murder.
Transfer Tank Valve		Adding wires to a TTV lets you wear it on your back; the sprite changes depending on what's attached to it. Still works as a bomb.