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Food is what you eat. Drinks are what you drink. Here is a comprehensive (but still incomplete) list of items and recipes for the chef to utilize and the crew to enjoy. Just remember that side-effects are by no means unknown or uncommon.

On the RP Servers, letting hunger and thirst motives get too low reduces your maximum health and maximum stamina regeneration, respectively.

Snacks

Icon Name Available from Info Effects
DonutV2.png FrostedDonutV2.png
Donut Vendor, kitchen, Hacked SecTechs All donuts give double the HP recovery to Security personnel, namely the Head of Security, the Nanotrasen Security Operative, the Detective, Security Officers, and Security Assistants. Security even starts with a couple of full boxes around, that can be picked up for on-the-go donut carrying by click-dragging the box to your sprite. <Insert Joke> Energized
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Robust donut Sec weapons vendor In addition to doubled healing for Sec personnel like regular donuts, contains 12 units of sugar, 12u of epinephrine, and 12u of synaptizine. You can also take more bites out of it. Energized
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Robusted donut Sec weapons vendor In addition to doubled healing for Sec personnel like regular donuts, contains 12u of epinephrine, 12u of salbutamol and 16u of saline-glucose. You can also take more bites out of it. Energized
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Chips Vendor The bag adds to the crunch! With 60% more air! Sturdy
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Chocolate bar Vendor, kitchen, chemistry Nondescript chocolate from an equally nondescript company. Comes with no razor inside... usually. You can buy these from snack machines, or pour at least 5 units of chocolate reagent onto the floor to magically create a solid bar. Try using smoke powder! None
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Fries Vendor, kitchen French fries from a vending machine! Delicious! None
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Popsicle Vendor, kitchen Comes in 7 amazing flavors! Eating one yields a popsicle stick, naturally. Cold
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Popcorn Kitchen Unsalted with no butter. Night Vision
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Onion chips Kitchen Chips made from onions. Don't judge. Bad Breath
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Nougat bar Vendor, kitchen Chock full of nougat. You can make your own or buy 'em from snack machines. None
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Granola bar Kitchen A honey and oat based snack. Refreshed+
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Cookie tin Kitchen Contains 7x butter cookies. Sadly, the tin itself is inedible. N/A
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Popsicle Box Refrigerator Contains 7x popsicles! N/A
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Hetz's Cup Kitchen Must be unwrapped before being eaten. None
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Candy apple Kitchen A delectable and possibly spooky treat. Energized
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Candy cane Kitchen Festive! Energized
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Frozen yoghurt Santa Claus This frozen yoghurt (or yogurt for those speaking Space American English) is as cold as a Spacemas snow day. Requires spoon. Contains 10 units of yoghurt and 5 units of cryostylane. Cleanse and Cold
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Pickle Kitchen A reminder of all the pickle jars that the crew smashed. Don't trust pickles you find in the trash. None.
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Swedish Fisk Kitchen Contains swedium. Bork Bork Bork! None
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Extravagant Chocolate Gateau Kitchen A very fancy cake that the chef couldn't have cooked. Energized and Cold
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Chinese takeout carton Quartermaster A carton full of delicious Space Chinese food. The character depicted is half the expression for "China". 没有
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Candy heart Quartermaster Flavored chalk with inscriptions such as "Robust Me" and "Love Transfer Valve". 10 in every box! None
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Peach ring Quartermaster, GTM Contains a tiny bit of peach juice. None
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Gummy Worm Quartermaster Each bag contains 6 worms, and each worm has 5 units of sugar and 10 units of one of the following random chems (flavors, if you will): apple juice, banana juice, blue raspberry juice, blueberry juice, cherry juice, lemonade, orange juice, peach juice, strawberry juice, triple citrus, and watermelon juice. None
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Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel GTMs Combines a traditional Austrian snack with modern industrial waste. Contains 15 units of strawberry juice, 6 units of vanilla, and 3 units each of three randomly-chosen chems, chosen from: apple juice, banana juice, beff, cherry juice, chocolate, compost, egg, egg nog, guacamole, lemon juice, lime juice, luminol, mint, nicotine, sewage, space cleaner, sugar, tea, and uranium. Energized
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Cinnamon donut GTMs Loaded with 12 units of cinnamon. Energized
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Little Danny's Snack Cake Hacked FoodTech Comes in many colors and with bad grease, VHFCS, "flavoring", and occasionally just poison. Sweaty
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Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf Most Listening Posts A regular snack cake that's most definitely not trying to be a Twinkie. Sweaty
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Descuento Danito's Burritos Vendor Available in many different flavors. Comes with an integral heating mechanism. May contain a golden ticket. Sweaty
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Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles Vendor Literally poison. Also equipped with a heater. N/A
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Hungry Dan's TV Dinners Vendor Yum. Also equipped with a heater. Max Health Increased+
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Lollipop Medbay A healthy snack containing a small amount of medicine, such as charcoal or saline. None
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'Hole Zone Layer' Caramel Creme Goodybags 'Hole Zone Layer' caramel cremes are surprisingly delicious! (And very sugary.) Energized
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Candy corn Goodybags Disappointing. Gives you loads of sugar and bad oil to rub it in. Sweaty
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Butterscotch Goodybags Buttery and not very scotch-y. Energized
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Saltwater Taffy Goodybags Must be unwrapped before being eaten. Comes in 3 delectable flavors/colors: cherry/red (10 units of psilocybin, 10u cherry juice), watermelon/pink (10u of love, 10u of watermelon juice), and blue raspberry/blue (10u of LSD, 10u of blue raspberry juice). Each piece also has 10 units of sugar...and may also contain razor blades. None
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-1 Bar Food synthesizers, Goodybags Possibly healthy. Sweaty
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Farty Snott's Every Flavour Beans Wizard's Den, Trench, Goodybags Contains random reagents that cannot be extracted. More at Wizard. None
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Yellow cake RD Office Contains uranium. Safe and delicious! None
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Roach Puffs Oshan Kitchen maint Can also be directly eaten or mixed with milk in a bowl. But there's no chocolate in it... None
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Shredded Syndies GTM, Ocean Listening Post Eat directly from the box or in a bowl. Fortified with atropine & space drugs. None
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Telecrystal Mining Surprisingly edible! Has a variety of effects. None?
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Viscerite Mining Also surprisingly edible! Contains a good chunk of synthflesh, but watch out for the other stuff in there... None?
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Flockburger Debris Field/Oshan station level merchant Turns out that a glass sandwich is made of silicon, radium, and limeade. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
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Weird cheese Mining Outpost, chemistry Too rotten to be used in food and chockful of weird decay products. Sweaty and Bad Breath
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Funny-looking can Admins, Centcom kitchen Is surströmming. For Swedes, makes a delightful dish. For non-Swedes, induces a wide range of gross-out effects, most of which involve stuns and vomiting, with a very rare chance to puke out a heart or become extra stinky. Bad Breath
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Apple Hydroponics The Medical department's most hated fruit. Cold and Refreshed
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Banana Hydroponics Peel it first! Contains banana juice and potassium. Cold and Refreshed
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Orange Hydroponics A bitter citrus based fruit. Cold and Refreshed
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Lemon Hydroponics A sour citrus based fruit. Perfect for decorating drinks. Cold and Refreshed
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Lime Hydroponics An extra sour citrus based fruit. Perfect for decorating drinks. Cold and Refreshed
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Strawberry Hydroponics Neither straw nor berry. Cold and Refreshed
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Avocado Hydroponics Still good since 8000 B.C.E. Cold and Refreshed
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Grapes Hydroponics Comes in two colors: Green and not green. Cold and Refreshed
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Raspberry Hydroponics Tart and summery. Cold and Refreshed
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Blackberry Hydroponics Tart, summery, and would stain your teeth if you could see them. Cold and Refreshed
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Blue Raspberry Hydroponics Tart, summery, and very unnaturally blue. Cold and Refreshed
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Melon slice Hydroponics Slice a watermelon with something sharp to get six of these. Cold and Refreshed
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Honey Hydroponics Produced by space bees. Taste may vary, depending on the plant that provided the nectar. None
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Carrot Hydroponics Good for your eyes. Night Vision and Refreshed
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Slurryfruit Hydroponics Poisonous! None
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Eggplant Hydroponics Has a chance to be censored. None
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Coconut meat Hydroponics Break open a coconut for a few of these and a handy cup. Cold and Refreshed
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Pineapple slice Hydroponics No salt needed. Cut a pineapple to get one of these. Must be kept away from pizza at all costs. Cold and Refreshed
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Bamboo shoot Hydroponics Slice a bamboo stalk to get one of these. Cold and Cleanse
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????? Incompetent chef Contains ???? (reagent). The result of a bad recipe, probably shouldn't eat this... None
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Smoldering Mess Incompetent chef Also contains ????. The result of overcooking something. None
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Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods Incompetent(?) chef Contains ???? as well. Result of leaving something in the fryer for too long. Warm
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Orange Goop Leaker plant Contains 20 units of ???? (aka "yuck") and 10 units of oil. Sweaty, Bad Breath
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Sunflower seeds Sunflowers Delicious seeds that you can eat, and plant too. These are distinct from the non-edible ones from the seed vendor, though if you eat the edible version, you might get the non-edible seeds too. Refreshed

Drinks

Pre-Packaged Drinks

Icon Name Type Available from Info
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Space beer Alcohol Bar Fermented wheat, for the casual bar frequenter.
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Fancy beer Alcohol Bar Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains beer plus a number of random chemicals.
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Cider Alcohol Bar Fermented apples and pears, not to be confused with its non-alcoholic variant.
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Mead Alcohol Bar Fermented honey, for the casual dwarven tavern frequenter.
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Wine Alcohol Bar Fermented grapes, for the distinguished gentleman or the undistinguished mother in the case of red wine.
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White Wine Alcohol Bar Different fermented grapes, for distinguished drinkers who prefer green grapes. Contains 60 units of white wine.
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Hobo wine Alcohol ??? Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains wine plus a number of random chemicals.
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Vodka Alcohol Bar Fermented potatoes, for the hardcore Slav. Often referred to as water by rebellious teenagers.
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Gin Alcohol Bar Did you know that gin was originally a medicinal liquor produced by monks? Also, the bottle design takes cues from Beefeater Gin, a British brand of gin that features an image of a red-suited Yeomen of the Guard on the label.
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Tequila Alcohol Bar Fermented blue agave plant, for the Mexican gentleman.
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Champagne Alcohol Bar For the indubitably distinguished gentleman. Hit pods, segways or other vehicles with the Harm intent to rename them.
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Rum Alcohol Bar Fermented sugar/sugarcane, for the drunken sailor or pirate. Contains 60 units of rum.
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Spaced Rum Alcohol Other Exposure to cosmic radiation has given this inexplicably anachronistic bottle of rum superpowers...somehow. Spaced rum contains 30 units of rum and 30 units of yobihodazine.
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Bo Jack Daniel's Alcohol Bar A real man's drink!
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Stinkeye's Special Reserve Alcohol ??? A favorite of captains everywhere.
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Curacao Liqueur Alcohol Alcohol Resupply Crate, Trench Contains, well, curacao, a fairly strong cocktail ingredient with unique drunktalk lines.
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Cristal Champagne Alcohol Cargo, Maintenance, Mining Level Contains, well, champagne. Can be used to rename vehicles in the same way as the regular version. Every Wedding Crate from Cargo contains a bottle. Depending on your luck, you may also stumble upon one in a random room in maintenance and an mysterious abandoned safehouse in the Mining Level.
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Yerba Mate Other Vendor Contains mate. Both the mate gourd and yerba packet can be purchased from coffee machines. The packet must be mixed with water in order to drink.
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Egg nog Other Bar, kitchen Available year round, unlike in real life. Contains Egg Nog, wow!
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Creaca's Space Milk Other Kitchen Good for your bones! Contains 50 units of, well, milk.
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Mootimer's Calcium Drink Other Kitchen Also good for your bones! As expected, contains 50 units of milk.
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Creaca's Fruit Milk Other Vendor Each flavor contains 30 units of milk and 20 units of juice. These juice flavors can range from a standard fruit extract to a "mystery flavor".
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Space cola. Soda Red and blue soda machines, kitchen Keep away from children. Each space cola can contains 20 units of cola (naturally), which normalizes temperature and makes you less drowsy, and 10 units of VHFCS, which decays into a lot of sugar. You can also use *twirl (Hotkey: Ctrl + I) to shake these up, so that the person who opens them gets sprayed with its contents. Pranked!
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Fancy cola Soda Red and blue soda machines that have been hacked Sold, confusingly, as just "space cola". Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains 20 units of cola, 10 u of VHFCS, and 10 u of a random drink, such as ginger ale or strawberry milk. It's possible to make your own custom sodas via a CheMaster 3000, which draws from the same sprite pool as these. Cans bought from the machine and made via the CheMaster can be shaken (use *twirl, hotkey is Ctrl + I), causing them to spray their contents on whoever opens them.
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Decirprevo Bottled Water Other Vendor Iodized water. A bottle contains 45 units of water and 5 units of iodine. Refreshing.
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Robust-Eez Soda Vendor Contains methamphetamine.
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Grife-O Soda Vendor A little radioactive. That's because it contains space dust.
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Dr. Pubber Soda Vendor Contains morphine and haloperidol.
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Grones Soda Soda Vendor Comes in random flavors.
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Spooky Dan's Soda Vendor Two flavors on offer. Neither are industrial runoff, nope! may contain Ectoplasm
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Orange-Aid Soda Vendor Contains oculine.
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Lime-Aid Other Vendor Contains antihol.
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Soft Soft Pizza Other Hacked Vendor Contains liquid pizza... What?
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Robust Coffee Other Vendor Contains addictive coffee which helps against stuns.
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Happy Elf Hot Chocolate Other Vendor Popular among unpaid workers with pointy ears.
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Chicken Soup Other Vendor Popular among Souls. Can cure minor diseases.
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Weight-Loss Shake Other Vendor Unpopular with Blobs. Contains lipolicide.
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Tea Other Vendor Its just hot water with a leaf in it!
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Wired Dan's Kafe Kick Other Hacked Vendor A daily fix of drugs and poison, diluted with water. Banned by the Space FDA.
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Delightful Dan's Ginger Ale Other GTM Contains 50 units of ginger ale, as to be expected.
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Delightful Dan's Peachy Punch Other GTM Contains peach juice.
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Drowsy Dan's Terrific Tonic Other GTM Contains 25 units of lemonade... and 25 units of diethyl ether.
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2010 Vintage Other... Courtroom Wine? More like whine. Contains a fine 5 units of pubbie tears and 25 units of water.
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Mugwort tea Other Wizard's Den A bitter tea with magical protective properties. Heals wizards.
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Brotein Shake - Dragon Balls Other Josh, QM Trader Not for the faint of heart. Contains energy drink.

Drink Recipes

A Bartender's job also isn't complete unless you know how to make people drunk off fancy recipes and how to present your creations properly. To that end, you can add umbrellas, wedges and other doodads to a variety of fancy drinking glasses and craft an absolute myriad of cocktails, so you go beyond just serving plain ethanol.

Most of these drinks can be made just with just the dispenser, but not all of them. For drinks with coffee, it's best to get coffee from the coffee machines (the green-colored vending machines) rather than fool around with the espresso machine. Drinks with sugar need sugar from the chemical or soda dispensers, not the sugar used by the Chef. For drinks with more exotic ingredients, you may need the chem dispenser (which is usually right near the alcohol and soda dispenser) and a beaker, since the chem dispenser doesn't accept drinkware. Luckily, there's usually a large one around right on top of it, and your glass recycler can make beakers.

Alcoholic Cocktails

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All the drinks listed below create ethanol in the drinker. It is important to note that the ethanol is created as the person metabolizes the drink (represented as the drink "decaying", or decreasing in volume, inside of them, which you can observe by taking readings of them with a reagent scanner), rather than happening on ingestion, so the effects of ethanol come gradually rather than instantaneously.

Ethanol has a variety of effects, but the gist of it is that just a little bit of ethanol (as in, less than 15 units) won't hurt you, but past that you start getting the bad effects like slurred speech and confused movement, and those only amplify with more ethanol. Once 40 units are inside you, that's when you might start suffering liver damage, and if you hit triple digits, alcohol poisoning kicks it. (Notice how the effects are based on absolute amount of ethanol in the person rather than amount per unit of blood like in real life.)

Different cocktails also decay into different amounts of ethanol, allowing you a little control over just how fast and how far your customers get rip-roaring drunk. Every four seconds, the drink decays into the amount of ethanol listed, times a special number. This special number, called a multiplier, is usually two, but it can change depending on server load. So, if a drink has, say, 0.3 listed for the Ethanol column, it'll decay into 0.6 units of ethanol every four seconds, give or take a bit.

Item Icon Eth. Recipe Info
Screwdriver
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0 .1 Vodka + Orange juice Screws/unscrews stuff when poured onto something, like the other screwdriver.
Bliss on the Beach
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0 .07 Screwdriver + Cranberry juice Farts upon synthesis. Don't question it.
Lemon Drop
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0 .12 Vodka + Orange Juice + Lemon Juice + Simple Syrup

OR

Screwdriver + Lemon Juice + Simple Syrup
Vodka Gimlet
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0 .1 Vodka + Lime juice
Cosmopolitan
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0 .07 Vodka Gimlet + Cranberry juice Each sip makes your next message come out in a random accent.
Bloody Mary
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0 .1 Vodka + Tomato juice
Bloody Scary
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0 .92 Vodka + Changeling blood
Vodka Martini
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0 .12 Vodka + Vermouth
Vodka Tonic
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0 .07 Vodka + Tonic water
Phil Collins
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0 .12 Vodka Tonic + Lemonade
Mind Eraser
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0 .12 Vodka Tonic + Robust Coffee
Black Russian
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0 .08 Vodka + Robust Coffee

OR

Vodka + Espresso
White Russian
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0 .105 Black Russian + Milk
Espresso Martini
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0 .07 Vodka + Chocolate + Sugar + Espresso
Suicider
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1 .2 Vodka + Cider + Epinephrine + Welding fuel Can also be extracted or distilled from omega weed.
Murdini
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1 .4 Martini + Apple juice + Suicider
Appletini
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0 .12 Vodka + Cider + Apple Juice
Port
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0 .08 Vodka + Wine + Sugar + Iron Has a chance to teleport you at random.
Crème de Menthe
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0 .08 Vodka + Sugar + Mint
Grasshopper
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0 .08 Crème de Menthe + Vanilla + Chocolate Turns you into a roachperson for an amount of time proportionate to how long it was in your system.
Peach Schnapps
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0 .1 Vodka + Peach Juice Rarely, decays into VHFCS.
Moscow Mule
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0 .105 Vodka + Ginger Ale + Lime juice
Blue Lagoon
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0 .07 Vodka + Curacao + Lemonade
Sea Breeze
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0 .07 Vodka + Cranberry Juice + Grapefruit juice
Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier
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0 .07 Beer + Nanomachines Can also be distilled from roburgers and cheeseborgers. Do not drink while operating a vehicle.
Snakebite
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0 .105 Beer + Cider
Diesel
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0 .1 Snakebite + Cranberry juice Can be used to fuel combustion generators.
Radler
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0 .07 Beer + Lemonade
Michelada
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0 .07 Beer + Tomato Juice + Capsaicin Doots on creation. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
Romulale
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0 .32 Beer + Blueberry Juice + Blue Raspberry Juice Takes a lot of inspiration from Romulan Ale, a drink from Star Trek.
BOOrbon
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0 .52 Bourbon + Ectoplasm Makes a spooky sound upon mixing.
Whiskey Sour
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0 .08 Bourbon + Lemonade
Manhattan
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0 .12 Bourbon + Vermouth + Bitters
Hunchback
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0 .04 Bourbon + Cola + Tomato juice See Chemicals.
Duck Fart
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0 .24 Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Milk
Irish Coffee
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0 .07 Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Sugar + Milk Try putting in sugar first so you don't accidentally make Duck Fart.
Old Fashioned
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0 .12 Bourbon + Bitters + Sugar + Water Gives you temporary old fashioned vision.
Mint Julep
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0 .105 Bourbon + Sugar + Mint Cools you down a bit if you're not almost at freezing point.
Horse's Neck
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0 .2 Bourbon + Bitters + Ginger Ale Neighs on mixing
Hot Toddy
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0 .16 Bourbon + Sweet Tea + Lemon Juice

OR

Bourbon + Half and Half
Does not need heating.
Jean Harlow
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0 .24 Rum + Vermouth
Planter's Punch
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0 .16 Rum + Lemonade
Sangria
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0 .105 Planter's Punch + Wine + Orange juice Warms you up a little bit.
Mai Tai
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0 .12 Rum + Lime juice + Orange juice
Rum and Cola
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0 .28 Rum + Cola
Space-Cuba Libre
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0 .07 Rum and Cola + Lime juice
Daiquiri
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0 .08 Rum + Lime juice + Sugar Try adding the rum first, so you don't accidentally make limeade.
Mojito
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0 .08 Daiquiri + Mint
Pineapple Caipirinha
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0 .07 Vodka (2) + Pineapple Juice (2) + Ice + Sugar
Piña Colada
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0 .07 Rum + Coconut milk + Pineapple juice
Blue Hawaiian
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0 .072 Rum + Coconut Milk + Curacao + Pineapple juice + Ice

OR

Piña Colada + Curacao + Ice
Gunfire
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0 .07 Tea + Rum Makes a silly sound on mixing.
Wellerman
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0 .28 Rum + Sweet Tea Just like in "Soon May the Wellerman Come"
Brass Monkey
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0 .1 Rum + Vodka + Orange Juice Makes a monkey scream on mixing.
Fluffy Critter
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0 .08 Rum + Lime Juice + Lemonade + Strawberry Juice Coos on creation.
Hot Buttered Rum
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0 .12 Rum + Cider + Butter Extract the butter in a reagent extractor. Is room temperature, despite its name.
Spiced Rum
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0 .24 Rum + Capsaicin Surprisingly not spicy. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
Gin and Tonic
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0 .07 Gin + Tonic water
Pink Gin and Tonic
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0 .07 Gin and Tonic (1) + Bitters (1)
Gin and Chronic
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0 .1 Gin and Tonic + Tetrahydrocannabinol Decays into THC as well as ethanol.
Gin and Sonic
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0 .08 Gin and Tonic + Methamphetamine Juice Time. Decays into meth as well as ethanol. Reduces stuns on its own sometimes. Changes your shoes' sprite into the one for red shoes. Makes you say Sonic references.
Tom Collins
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0 .072 Gin and Tonic + Lemonade
Gin Fizz
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0 .105 Gin + Lemon juice + Tonic Water
Gimlet
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0 .1 Gin + Lime juice
Martini
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0 .12 Gin + Vermouth
Negroni
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0 .1 Martini + Bitters
Necroni
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0 .6 Negroni + Ectoplasm Makes a spooky moan upon mixing.
Nicotini
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0 .12 Martini + Nicotine Creates some nicotine as it decays.
French 75
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0 .105 Gin + Champagne + Lemonade
Derby
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0 .16 Gin + Bitters + Mint One of many drinks with the same name.
Bee's Knees
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0 .12 Gin + Lemon Juice + Honey
Tequini
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0 .16 Tequila + Vermouth
Brave Bull
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0 .14 Tequila + Robust Coffee Mild stun reduction.
Prairie Fire
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0 .1 Tequila + Capsaicin Sometimes decays into capsaicin and histamine as well as ethanol.
Margarita
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0 .08 Tequila + Lime juice + Orange juice
Tequila Sunrise
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0 .07 Tequila + Orange juice + Grenadine
Tealquila Sunrise
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0 .12 Tequila Sunrise + Coagulated Gnesis A safe cocktail made from radio bird blood, this drink will rapidly purge Coagulated Gnesis from your bloodstream, helping to combat the slow conversion of your blood into more Gnesis. Note: this drink refuses to be mixed in the bloodstream.
Paloma
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0 .07 Tequila + Grapefruit juice + Lime juice
Mimosa
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0 .05 Champagne + Orange juice
Kalimoxto
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0 .105 Wine + Cola
Hard Punch
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0 .028 Simple Syrup + Apple Juice + Sangria + Pineapple Juice + Ginger Ale Has enough of a kick that it might send you flying.
Pisco Sour
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0 .16 White Wine + Egg + Simple Syrup + Lime Juice + Bitters Be sure to ask the kitchen for some eggs.
Peach Bellini
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0 .098 White Wine + Peach Juice
Rossini
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0 .098 White Wine + Strawberry Juice
Blackberry Bramble
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0 .098 Gin + Blackberry Juice + Lemon Juice
French Martini
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0 .098 Vodka + Raspberry Juice + Pineapple Juice
Jazzberry Hard Lemonade
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0 .098 Vodka + Blue Raspberry Juice + Lemonade Makes a silly (but jazzy) sound when mixed.
Long Beach Iced Tea
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0 .12 Tequila + Bliss on the Beach +
Rum + Gin + Lemon j.
Long Island Iced Tea
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0 .08 Tequila + Screwdriver + Rum +
Gin + Lemon j. + Cola

OR

Tequila + Screwdriver + Gin + Lemon j. + Rum and Cola
Three Mile Island Iced Tea
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0 .4 Vodka + Gin + Tequila + Cola + Curacao Makes a distinctive sound upon mixing. Not actually radioactive.
Ling Island Iced Tea
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N/A Long Island Iced Tea + Neurotoxin @ 374 K You need to heat it first to 374K/100C. Rather than decaying into ethanol gradually over time after being drunk, it gives a whole of bunch of it when it fully deletes from someone's system. The more LIIT there was, the more ethanol.
Squeeze
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1 .0 Bread (reagent) + Welding fuel Stuns and infects the consumer with food poisoning.
Honky Tonic
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0 .4 Tonic Water + Space Lube + Neurotoxin + Banana Juice A very Clown-y drink. Sometimes stuns and causes honking, occasionally makes you say something silly.
Dirty Banana
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0 .04 Banana Juice + Rum + Chocolate + Milk

OR

Banana Juice + Rum + Chocolate Milk (2)

OR

Banana Milk (2) + Rum + Chocolate
Sweet Surprise
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0 .08 Rum + Banana Juice + Coconut Milk
Sweet Dreams
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0 .08 Sweet Surprise + Capulettium Decays into capulettium; puts the consumer to sleep.
Mulled Wine
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0 .052 Wine + Sugar + Cinnamon Gently warms you up if you're cold.
Spacemas Spirit
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0 .2 Mulled wine + Vodka Not to be consumed by Grinches.
Rose
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0 .12 Vermouth + Cherry Juice + Strawberry Juice
Freeze
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4 Secret! Stuns, makes you Ice Moon cold. May spontaneously freeze you into an ice statue. Neutralized by chocolate.
Dragon's Breath
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5 Secret! Stuns, sets you on fire. May spontaneously incinerate you into a lovely pile of ash. Neutralized by milk.
Grog
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5 .2 Secret! Makes you into a pirate! Yarr! Keep away from items and faces.
Sheltergrog
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0 .72 Secret! Makes you a shelter-frog-person! *croak*
Bombini
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0 .12 Secret! Excessive consumption may result in a stinging sensation.

Non-Alcoholic Drinks

For teetotalism advocates and those that might be watching out for their liver after having one too many Bo Jack Daniels. These drinks don't give you any ethanol. Some of these can still hurt you anyways despite that, though some do help you.

Item Icon Recipe Info
Fruit wedges
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KnifeV3.png

OrangeV3.png

OR

LimeV4.png

OR

LemonV4.png

OR

GrapefruitV2.png

Oranges, limes, and lemons can be found in the Cap'n Bubs' Booze-O-Mat's fruit wedge kit, while grapefruits are exclusively grown via botany.
Maraschino cherry
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CherryV4.png + FoodProcessor.png
Soda Water
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Carbon + Oxygen + Water A cocktail ingredient.
Cola
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Soda Water + Sugar Reduces drowsiness, cools you down.
Simple Syrup
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Sugar + Water heated to 353 K Another cocktail ingredient.
Lemonade
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Lemon juice (3) + Sugar (1)
Pink Lemonade
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Lemonade + Grenadine
Laura Palmer
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Coffee + Lemonade

OR

Freshly Brewed Coffee + Lemonade
You can get freshly brewed coffee from a coffeemaker.
Vermont Breeze
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Lemonade + Grenadine + Tonic Water
Limeade
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Lime juice + Sugar
Egg nog
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Egg + Sugar + Milk Decays into 1.2u sugar
Chocolate milk
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Chocolate + Milk
Strawberry milk
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Strawberry juice + Milk
Blue Milk
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Blueberry juice + Milk Just like in Star Wars. Still acts like regular milk, which is to say it heals TOX if it's below a certain amount, provides extra healing if you're a skeleton, and neutralizes spicy stuff.
Bilk
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Beer + Milk Despite being made from beer, this drink doesn't give any ethanol. Tries to treat suffocation by keeping LOSEBREATH and OXY at a treatable level, like a weaker version of ephedrine.


Fruit Punch
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Simple Syrup + Apple Juice + Lime Juice + Pineapple Juice + Ginger Ale
Milk Punch
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Simple Syrup + Apple Juice + Lime Juice + Pineapple Juice + Ginger Ale + Milk

OR

Fruit Punch (5) + Milk (1)
Catamount
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Ginger Ale + Orange Juice + Grenadine + Ice Meows on mixing
Pine-Ginger
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Ginger Ale + Pineapple Juice + Ice
Sail Boat
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Ginger Ale + Lime Juice + Ice
Shirley Temple
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Ginger Ale + Lemon Juice + Lime Juice + Grenadine
Sweet tea
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Tea + Sugar
Half and Half
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Sweet Tea + Lemon juice

OR

Sweet Tea + Lemonade

OR

Tea + Lemonade
Also known as an Arnold Palmer.
Tea with honey
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Tea + Honey Makes you feel relaxed.
Tea with mint
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Tea + Mint
Sun tea
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Tea (3) + Orange Juice (1) + Sugar (1) -> (5) Sun Tea Probably want to add sugar last. Acts like regular tea, meaning it removes two specific toxins from your system.
Triple Citrus
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Lemon juice + Lime juice + Orange juice Heals a little bit of TOX damage.
Cafe Gele
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Freshly Brewed Coffee + Vanilla + Sugar You can get freshly brewed coffee from a coffeemaker.
Expresso
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Espresso + Methamphetamine Hurts your brain real bad.
Iced Coconut Milk Espresso
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Espresso (1) + Ice (3) + Sugar (2) + Coconut Milk (2) You may need to add the ice twice.
Iced Pineapple Matcha
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Matcha (1) + Pineapple Juice (1) + Coconut Milk (2) + Ice (1)
Thai Iced Coffee
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Coffee (3) + Milk (1) + Ice (1) + Sugar (1)

OR

Freshly Brewed Coffee (3) + Milk (1) + Ice (1) + Sugar (1)
Try adding the ice twice. The hot coffee might melt it the first time.
Pumpkin Spice Latte
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Espresso (2) + Pumpkin Juice (1) + Milk (2)
Lavender Latte
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Lavender Essence (1) + Espresso (1) + Milk (2) -> Lavender Latte (4)
Peppermint Hot Chocolate
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Mint (1) + Milk (1) + Chocolate (2)
Mexican Hot Chocolate
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Capsaicin (1) + Milk Chocolate (2)

OR

Cinnamon (1) + Milk Chocolate (2)
Triple Triple
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Triple Citrus + Triplepissed + Triple meth Clouds your screen in crazy colors, causes you to hallucinate and vomit citrus fruits, and much more.
Ecto Cooler
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Ectoplasm + Uranium + Orange juice Decays into VHFCS and has a chance to produce strange green goop as well, which allows you to see ghosts.
Mewtini
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Cat Drugs + Mutini + Milk + Catonium Infects you with toxoplasmosis, which eventually turns you into a cat. And we mean the quadrupedal kind that you see in the Captain's Quarters, not those kind.
Banana Milk
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Banana Juice + Milk
Fizzy Banana
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Syrup + Banana Juice + Coconut Milk + Lime Juice + Tonic Water
Mutini
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Secret! Grants hella loads of mutations, then removes them all when it exits your system.
Sheltestgrog
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Secret! Infects you with Frog Flu, which eventually turns you into a frog! *ribbit*

Dispenser

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The alcohol dispenser and soda fountain offer a convenient way to prepare alcoholic and non-alcoholic refreshments. They have an essentially infinite supply of various drinks and operate like the machines in chemistry. That comes in handy, because many commercial products contain more than one reagent and it would otherwise be difficult to isolate specifically what you want for e. g. cake icing. And of course, they will also be useful if you decide to turn the kitchen/bar into a makeshift laboratory.

Still

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Since the introduction of said dispensers, the still has fallen a bit out of favor – but that should not discourage a creative Bartender, as the apparatus is a decent option to move large amount of booze and get people horribly drunk elsewhere. Opening a counter in the market for example usually attracts more customers than the bar itself, thanks to its central location. Just don't forget to bring plenty of spare glasses and bottles with you!

For best results, use whole ingredients. You cannot put sliced ingredients (e.g. lemon wedges, melon slices) into the still. Same with the apple on a stick and its "delicious" variant.

Icon Input Output 1 Output 2
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Wheat Beer (20 units)
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Durum Wheat Beer (20 units)
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Steelwheat Beer (20 units) Iron (20 units)
RiceSprigV2.png
Ricin rice Space ricin (20 units)
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Roburger Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier (20 units)
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Cheeseborger Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier (20 units)
AppleV3.png
Apple Cider (20 units)
DeliciousAppleV3.png
Delicious-looking apple Cider (15 units) Capulettium (5 units)
PearV3.png
Pear Cider (20 units)
Honeyblob.png
Honey Mead (20 units)
GrapesV2.png
Grapes Wine (20 units)
CherryV4.png
Cherry Wine (20 units)
BlueberryV2.png
Blueberry Wine (20 units)
Raspberry.png
Raspberry Wine (20 units)
Blueraspberry.png
Blue raspberry Wine (20 units)
Blackberry.png
Blackberry Wine (20 units)
LashberryV2.png
Lashberry Wine (20 units)
GreenGrapesV2.png
Green Grapes White Wine (20 units)
PotatoV3.png
Potato Vodka (20 units)
CornCobV2.png
Corn cob Bourbon (20 units)
RiceSprigV2.png
Rice sprig Rice wine (20 units)
SugarcaneV3.png
Sugarcane Rum (20 units)
IngredientSugarV2.png
Sugar Rum (20 units)
ClearCornCobV2.png
Clear corn cob Ethanol (20 units)
GrapefruitV2.png
Grapefruit Schnapps (20 units)
MelonV2.png
Melon Schnapps (20 units)
Bowling Melon V2.png
Bowling melon Schnapps (20 units)
RainbowMelonV2.png
Rainbow melon Schnapps (20 units)
OrangeV3.png
Orange Schnapps (20 units)
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Blood orange Schnapps (20 units)
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Clockwork orange Schnapps (20 units)
OrangeV3.png
Synthorange Schnapps (20 units)
StrawberryV3.png
Strawberry Schnapps (20 units)
PeachV2.png
Peach Peach Schnapps (20 units)
PineappleV2.png
Pineapple Piña Colada (20 units)
CoconutV3.png
Coconut Piña Colada (20 units)
Asomna.png
Asomna Bark Tea (20 units)
RobustAsomna.gif
Asomna Bark (robust asomna version) Tea (20 units)
CatnipV3.png
Nepeta cataria Cat drugs (20 units)
TobaccoV2.png
Tobacco Nicotine (20 units)
TwobaccoV2.gif
Twobacco Nicotwaine (20 units)
Tealeaves.png
Tea leaves Matcha (20 units)
Mint.png
Mint leaf Menthol (20 units)
GoldenPeaPod-32x32.png
Golden pea pod Ammonia (20 units)
CucumberV2.png
Cucumber Water (20 units)
LettuceLeafV3.png
Lettuce leaf Water (20 units)
BananaV2.png
Banana Banana juice (20 units)
TomatoV3.png
Tomato Tomato juice (20 units)
TomatoV3.png
Seething tomato Tomato juice (20 units)
CarrotV3.png
Carrot Carrot juice (20 units)
PumpkinV2.png
Pumpkin Pumpkin juice (20 units)
Pumpkinspiceplant.png
Spiced pumpkin Pumpkin spice latte (20 units)
CoffeeBerriesV3.png
Coffee berries Freshly brewed coffee (20 units)
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Latte coffee berries Freshly brewed coffee (20 units)
MochaBerry-32x32.png
Mocha coffee berries Freshly brewed coffee (20 units)
LimeV4.png
Lime Limeade (20 units)
LemonV4.png
Lemon Lemonade (20 units)
BiliousIpecacuanha.png
Bilious ipecacuanha root Green vomit (20 units)
SassafrasRootV2.png
Sassafras root Sarsaparilla (20 units)
CannabisLeafV3.png
Cannabis leaf THC (20 units) CBD (20 units)
RainbowWeedV3.gif
Rainbow Weed THC (20 units) LSD (20 units)
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Lifeweed THC (20 units) Omnizine (20 units)
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Deathweed THC (20 units) Cyanide (20 units)
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Omega Weed Omega cocktail of drugs. In short, fun for the whole family!

Expand for full list:

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Descuento Danito's Burritos Sewage (20 units) Ethanol (20 units)
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Little Danny's Snack Cake Sewage (20 units) ???? (20 units)
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Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf Sewage (20 units) Mucus (20 units)
GhostlierChiliV4.gif
Ghostlier chili Ghost chili juice (20 units)
SlurrypodV2.png
Slurrypod Toxic slurry (20 units)
PepperCorn.png
Pepper corn cob Pepper (20 units)
Glowberry.gif
Glowing fruit Luminol (20 units)

Juice-O-Matic

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An old Cyborg tool from a time before you could click-drag things into reagent extractors. You can basically think of this as a portable reagent extractor. It's still a handy companion piece to the still, as a decent means for getting the crew highly drunk on fancy cocktails.

Icon Input Output Info
OrangeV3.png
Orange Orange Juice
LemonV4.png
Lemon Lemon Juice
LimeV4.png
Lime Lime Juice
PineappleV2.png
Pineapple Pineapple Juice
AppleV3.png
Apple Apple Juice
StrawberryV3.png
Strawberry Strawberry Juice
Raspberry.png
Raspberry Raspberry Juice
Blackberry.png
Blackberry Blackberry Juice
Blueraspberry.png
Blue Raspberry Blue Raspberry Juice
CherryV4.png
Cherry Cherry Juice
TomatoV3.png
Tomato Tomato Juice
CoffeeBerriesV3.png
Coffee berries Coffee
MelonV2.png
Watermelon Water
EggplantV3.png
Eggplant Nicotine
RainbowMelonV2.png
Rainbow Melon George Melonium Feel lucky?
ChiliPepperV3.png
Chili pepper Capsaicin Spicy! Messes up your vision if it gets in your eyes and speech if in your mouth.
GhostlierChiliV4.gif
Fiery chili Ghost Chili Juice Extremely spicy! Can cause vomiting and spontaneous combustion.
SlurrypodV2.png
Slurrypod Toxic Slurry A poison found in slurrypods.
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Glowing slurrypod Glowing Slurry A highly-potent mutagen made from omega slurrypods.
DeliciousAppleV3.png
Delicious apple Capulettium Fakes death somewhat.
ChillyPepperV3.png
Chilly pepper Cryostylane Chilling. Very chilling.
GarlicV3.png
Garlic Holy Water Hurts vampires.
BloodOrangeV2.png
Blood Orange Changeling Blood Does interesting things when exposed to high heat.
CornCobV2.png
Corn cob Corn Starch Could potentially be made into corn syrup and VHFCS.
SoybeanPodV2.png
Soybean Space Soybean Oil Grease, basically.
SoylentChartreuseV2.png
Soylent Chartreuse Space Soybean Oil Grease, basically.

Espresso Machine

EspressoCup.png EspressoCupRack.png EspressoMachine.png

Some people don't want just coffee, served in a regular ol' plastic cup from a regular ol' coffee machine. They want special coffee, the kind that comes with milk and other things, the kind that is served in a different plastic cup and dispensed by a machine with weird foreign names for drinks. This espresso machine is for those sorts of people. Thankfully, its operation is simple: just insert a cup from the rack nearby, choose Make espresso, and choose any of the options below. It's easy to be a Space Starbucks barista!

Just don't expect to be making any Irish Coffee or any of the cocktails with coffee using this stuff. Again, those actually need the regular coffee from coffee machines.

Setting Description
Espresso Just 10 units of standard espresso coffee. Very different from regular coffee.
Latte A little bit of espresso, with lots of milk. Really milk with coffee at that point.
Mocha Half espresso, half milk and chocolate milk.
Cappuccino Espresso, with a good amount (6.5 units) of milk.
Americano Espresso, diluted with a good bit of water.
Decaf 10 units of espresso coffee, decaf, without the caffeine.
Flat White Espresso with a little less milk than what a cappucino would have.

Coffeemakers

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Machines in various department-specific break rooms in various maps that make a unique version of coffee called freshly brewed coffee. No options for extra milk or sugar or different brewing methods, but, hey, it's free coffee. To brew up some joe, simply click on the coffeemaker and choose Brew coffee. Then, click on it again and choose Remove carafe to remove the coffee container, allowing you to pour the contents into your drinking vessel of choice. Each brewing fills the carafe to 100 units. When you're done, click on the coffeemaker with the carafe in-hand to insert it back into the coffeemaker. These instructions apply to all coffeemakers, regardless of color, and you don't actually have to be a member of a specific department a coffeemaker is in to use it.

Should you lack a suitable drinking container, there is usually a rack of coffee cups nearby on a wall. Click on it to take a mug from it.

Other Food-Related Items

Icon Name Info
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Kitchen Glass Recycler Recycles all types of drinking glasses, beakers, and glass shards. The machine can manufacture a variety of different glasses as well as plates and bowls.
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Ice Dispenser A countertop machine that when hit with a container adds ice to the holder. Much more efficient than freezing beakers of water in the Reagent Heater, though that works too. When hit with an empty hand, deposits one ice chunk that can then be added to a drink container or chewed on. One unit of ice cools two units of reagents in a container.
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Hotdog cart Used to easily take large amounts of food out of the kitchen and hand it to people. There is a syndicate version with the added ability to crush people into meat.
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Coconut shell A coconut shell bowl that can hold 50 units of alcohol. Perfect for mixed drinks! Ask Hydroponics to grow some coconuts for these.
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Red Duo Cup An iconic drink container found in Party Supplies crates from the Quartermaster. Holds 30 units.
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Mug Same as a drinking glass, except it can't shatter. Normal ones can hold 50 units, while "odd mugs" from GTMs can hold 120.
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Water bottle Get the space dust out of your throat. Rather uncommmon, usually found in a few odd on-station and off-station areas. Holds up to 25 units and starts with 25u of water.
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Pitcher For refilling those drinking glasses. It holds 120 units.
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Cocktail shaker Surprisingly simple cocktailcrafting. Simply pour in drink of choice and click on it while it's in your hand to mix the shaker's contents together. Can hold up to 120 units of any chemicals. Bartender spawns with one, and there's one in the Cap'n Bubs' Booze-O-Mat and Cargo's Cocktail Party Supplies crate

Shares many of the same functionalities as pitchers: you can pour stuff into it by clicking on the shaker with a drinking glass or similar container, pour it out by doing the reverse, use click-drag to transfer as much as possible to and from the shaker, and clicking on people with it makes you try to force them to drink from its contents. Doesn't break when thrown, though.

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Plate Dinner is served, sir. Can accommodate up to 2 edible items, which you can place simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and remove by clicking on the plate while it's in your hand or click-dragging the plate onto yourself. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it.

Plates can be stacked by click-dragging one plate onto another, collecting all the nearby plates in a pile; this works while it's on the floor, on a table and in your hand. You can click on a plate stack in your hand with an empty hand to take a plate off. You can also click a plate stack in your hand to put a plate in your off-hand; doing this while your other hand's full will put a plate on the floor. Throwing the stack will also let loose all the plates.

You can click on someone while on Harm intent while holding a plate to bash it on person's head, briefly them so that they fall over and drop their items and smashing the plate into two glass shards that can potentially hit others. If the person has some sort of helmet on (e.g. a sec helmet or a hard hat) or is a Cyborg or other human-adjacent, then they instead take 150 stamina damage and become disoriented briefly.

Throwing, dropping, or hitting someone with the plate (regardless of intent) launches the food(s) on in random direction, causing the same effects as it would when thrown (i.e. tomatoes splat, high-tier prison loaves break things, etc.). Slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding the plate also causes the same effect; being clumsy will randomly make you drop it for no reason.

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Serving Tray Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your order be? Trays are two-handed, but can accommodate up to 30 edible items. Food can be placed on the tray simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and removed by clicking it while its in your hand. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it.

Clicking on someone with the tray while on Harm intent makes you bonk their head with it, causing a second of weakness and degrading the tray a little. After five bonks, the tray will collapse into useless scrap. You can inspect its condition by Examining the tray; the description goes from "nice and sturdy" to "pretty warped and flimsy" to "about to break" as you use it more. As with the plates, those with sturdier heads (such as Cyborgs) or protective headwear (such as a sec helmet or space helmet) are more resistent to the weakness and may not fall over at all.

As with plates, throwing, dropping, and hitting people with the tray on any intent all launch the food on the tray around, causing any on-throw effects if applicable. Being clumsy or slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding it do the same thing.

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Donut Box A number of these are around station but particularly they cover the tables of Security. They contain six donuts each, either of the pink-frosted with sprinkles or unfrosted kind. They can also be refilled with custom creations. To take them to go, click-drag the box onto your character sprite. The boxes can fit in backpacks.
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Kitchen Island Essentially, a table that you can move, for transporting and serving drinks and food, as an elegant alternative to just carrying it around in your hands or in your backpack. Click on the island with the food item in your active hand to place it on the island, click on the item to pick it up, simple. You can also click on the island itself with an empty hand to apply/release the brakes, in case you need it to stop/start being movable.
BowlV2.png
Bowl For holding some types of food, such as cereal or soup.
SpoonV3.png
Spoon Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated for sensible table-setting by using it in your hand. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech.
ForkV3.png
Fork Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated by using it in your hand. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech.
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Knife Used to butcher certain animals for meat (e.g. critters for mystery meat) and cut certain items. Can be rotated by using it in your hand. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech and fruit wedge kits from the Cap'n Bubs' Booze-O-Mat.
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Plastic spoon Cheap-ass version of the metal spoon from red snack machines. Works just like the regular spoon, but has a 20% chance to break with each use.
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Plastic fork Works like the metal fork, but it's made of fragile plastic, so it has a 20% chance to break with each use. Bought for cheap from red snack machines.
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Plastic knife A... lesser quality knife from red snack machines that has the same functions as the regular knife, but with a 20% chance to *snap* with each use.
PackageOfPlasticSilverware.png
Package of plastic silverware A complete plastic spoon, plastic fork, and plastic knife set, in randomly chosen colors, found in the FoodTech. Click on it while it's in your hand to try to open it, which either results in successful opening or comical messages depending on your luck. If you're especially unlucky, the silverware might fly everywhere and hit you and people around you upon opening.
ChopsticksWrapped.png
Chopsticks Fork-substitutes found in the FoodTech. These usually come with a little wrapping you need to remove; click on it once while it's in your hand to remove the wrapping (ChopsticksStowed.png), click on it once more to separate the chopsticks for usage (ChopsticksOpen.png). Clicking on them with a piece of paper gives the the wrapper back.
PizzaCutterV2.png
Pizza Cutter Used for cutting certain items, particularly pizza into slices. Suitable for surgery.
BreadKnifeV2.png
Bread knife Not just for cutting bread, as the name might imply, for it has the same functionalities as the regular knife. However, it does less than half the damage.
MeatcleaverV2.png
Meatcleaver Has same functions as the knife, but it does more damage, and throwing it does up to 15 BRUTE and causes some bleeding. The Chef spawns with this.
RollingPinV2.png
Rolling pin Required to prepare pizza bases.
SoupPot.png
Soup pot Essential for making custom soup. Examine to get a relative description of how much stuff there is in the soup.
LadleV2.png
Ladle Used for transferring soup from a soup pot into a bowl.
Baster-32x32.png
Baster Used to add chemicals directly to foods, if the food item has room for it. It has a 100 unit capacity, injects 25 units at a time, and only works on foods. It works like a syringe, so you need to click on it while holding it to toggle between drawing liquid from a container and injecting liquid into something.
BaconBox.png
Bacon strips Contains 7x raw bacon. One always spawns in the Kitchen refrigerator, and every Catering: Meat, Eggs and Dairy Crate from Cargo is guaranteed to have two of them. You can also sometimes get them from stockings and randomly-generated gifts.
DonkPocketsKit.png
Donk-Pockets Box Contains 6x (cold) DonkPocketV2.png. Better warmed up. Found in the Kitchen refrigerator.
SushiBox.png
Sushi box Contains 1x rolling mat, 3x seaweed sheet, and 3x rice. Often found in the Kitchen refrigerator.
RollingMat.png
Rolling mat Essential for making custom sushi rolls. Found in sushi boxes.
CoolingRack.png
Cooling rack Exposes food placed on it to the ambient air temperature, making it handy for cooling down fried or grilled food. While it's technically called a "cooling rack", it can also heat food if the air happens to be hotter than the food. Has space for up to three food items and can be found in the FoodTech.
SaltShakerV2.pngPepperShakerV2.png
Shakers Add salt or pepper for the perfect flavor. You can also use a salt shaker on a drinking glass to salt the rim. It doesn't add salt to the drink, but it does add a neat visual effect.
KetchupBottle.pngMustardBottle.png
Condiment bottles Standard condiments in the form of ketchup and mustard.
IcingTubeV3.png
Icing tube Used for, you guessed it, adding icing to a cake. Accepts 50 units of any chemical. Found in every FoodTech
Popsicle-stick.png
Popsicle stick End result of eating a popsicle. Can be played with and has uses in certain dishes. Can also be made by using a knife on wood or bamboo planks.
Candle.png SmallCandle.png
Candle Perfect for mood lighting and atmosphere enhancement. More can be brought from Cargo.
PartyButton.png
Party button When pressed, plays a funky sound clip and turns all the room lights into an equally funky color.
HydroSatchel.png
Produce satchel This spacious satchel makes the life of every chef or botanist much easier. Almost any type of food-related item (dishes, bottles, seeds etc.) can be stored in them, and they also interact nicely with tables (drag & drop), crates, the food processor, mail chutes and other objects.
BananaPeelV2.png
Banana peel Slippery. Created from peeling a banana, obviously! Clowns love these, especially ones who are also traitors, because these can be loaded into clown cars to slip pursuers.
NewFish32x32.gif
Fish Can be used to slap people around.
Seaweed.png
Seaweed Found outside in OSHAN. Use wirecutters to get a sheet.
GoodyBagV2-32x32.png
Goodybag Contains up to 6 random candies. A Clown favorite. 95% guaranteed not to have razor blades!
GoldenTicket.png
Golden ticket A special ticket that may appear after eating a Descuento Danito's Burrito. Redeem it at a GTM for a prize!
GoldenTicketMachine.png
Golden ticket machine (GTM) A machine hidden somewhere in the station's maintenance tunnels (and occasionally beyond) that offers unique snacks, drinks, clothes, and other knickknacks for Golden Tickets.
LunchBoxesV2.gif
Lunchbox Stylish reskinned box for holding food (and occasionally similarly-sized items) that comes in many colors. FoodTech comes with 12 of these, all empty, and there is both a trait and Spacebux purchase that allows one to spawn with a lunchbox that comes with a randomly chosen set of 3 foods linked together by an interesting note.

Drinking Glasses

DrinkingGlassesV3.png

All functionally similar, but drinks served in shot glasses are downed in one big gulp instead of little sips. Breaks into shards when thrown, applying the TOUCH effects of whatever chems were in the glass, and cannot be inserted into chem dispeners.

You drink from a glass by clicking on your character's sprite while holding the glass. You can also click-drag the glass onto you to start chugging it; chugging is basically like drinking from it as usual but really quickly, as you'll take a sip from the glass every half second. Being drunk or clumsy can have comical results, including falling over and accidentally throwing the glass backwards.

Drinking glasses come in the following varieties:

Icon Name Capacity (Units)
DrinkingGlassV2.png
Drinking glass 50
WineGlassV2.png
Wine glass 30
CocktailGlassV2.png
Cocktail glass 20
OldFashionedGlassV2.png
Old-fashioned glass 20
ChampagneFluteV2.png
Champagne flute 20
ShotGlassV2.png
Shot glass 15
RoundGlassV2.png
Round glass 100

Cap'n Bubs' Booze-O-Mat

AlcoholVendingMachine.png

Sometimes called just the Booze-O-Mat or, more plainly, the booze/alcohol vendor. Dispenses booze bottles and cocktail accessories. Meant to be used by the Bartender, though it doesn't have any ID restrictions. Name and sprite reference Bubs, a long-time Goonstation admin. From time to time, the machine beeps one of the following eminently marketable slogans: "hm hm", "Liquor - get it in ya!", "I am the liquor", and "I don't always drink, but when I do, I sell the rights to my likeness"

List of Contents:
Icon Quantity Item Price Hidden
item?
SpaceBeerV3.png
6 Space beer 0 No
HoboBeerV2.png
6 Fancy beer (Name of each bottle vended is randomized.) 0 No
VodkaV3.png
4 Vodka 0 No
TequilaV3.png
4 Tequila 0 No
WineV2.png
4 Wine 0 No
WhiteWine.png
4 White Wine 0 No
CiderV2.png
4 Cider 0 No
MeadV2.png
4 Mead 0 No
GinV3.png
4 Gin 0 No
RumV2.png
4 Rum 0 No
ChampagneV2.png
4 Champagne 0 No
BoJackDanielV3.png
1 Bo Jack Daniel's 0 No
CocktailUmbrellaBox.png
4 Cocktail umbrella box (7x cocktail umbrellas, randomized colors) 0 No
CocktailDoodadBox.png
4 Cocktail doodad box (2x maraschino cherries, 2x cocktail olives, 2x celery sticks) 0 No
BoxOfStraws.png
2 Box of straws (7x straws) 0 No
FruitWedgeKit.png
1 Fruit wedge kit (1x knife, 1x lemon, 1x lime, 1x orange) 0 No
SaltShakerV2.png
1 Salt shaker 0 No
Cocktail shaker.png
1 Cocktail shaker 0 No
HoboWineV3.png
2 Fortified wine (Name of each bottle vended is randomized.) 0 Yes
BoJackDanielV3.png
1 Stinkeye's Special Reserve 0 Yes
12gaRubberSlugsV3-32x32.png
2 12ga rubber slugs 300 Yes

FoodTech

FoodTechV2-32x32.png

The FoodTech offers a wide selection of basic ingredients, utensils, dishware, and other catering supplies. It's locked to those with Kitchen access (though this can be changed) and is found, naturally, in the station's/ship's Kitchen, as well as a few other independent culinary establishments.

List of Contents:
Icon Quantity Item Hidden
item?
ChefHatV2.png
2 Chef's hat No
ChefUniformV2.png
2 Chef's uniform No
ChefApron.png
2 Apron No
SousChefsHat.png
2 Sous-Chef's hat No
SousChefUniformV2.png
2 Sous-chef's uniform No
ForkV3.png
10 Fork No
KnifeV3.png
10 Knife No
SpoonV3.png
10 Spoon No
IcingTubeV3.png
3 Icing tube No
ChopsticksWrapped.png
5 Chopsticks (wrapped) No
ServingTray.png
3 Serving tray No
CoolingRack.png
3 Cooling rack No
KitchenIslandV2.png
2 Kitchen island No
LunchBoxesV2.gif
12 Lunchbox No
LadleV2.png
1 Ladle No
SoupPot.png
1 Soup pot No
Baster-32x32.png
3 Baster No
RollingPinV2.png
2 Rolling pin No
PizzaCutterV2.png
5 Pizza cutter No
BowlV2.png
10 Bowl No
PlateV2.png
10 Plate No
PizzaBox.png
5 Pizza box No
Matchbook-32x32.png
3 Matchbook No
IceCreamConeV3.png
20 Ice cream cone No
IngredientOatmealV2.png
5 Oatmeal No
PeanutButterV2.png
5 Peanut butter No
IngredientFlourV2.png
20 Flour No
IngredientRiceV2.png
20 Rice No
IngredientSugarV2.png
20 Sugar No
ButterV2.png
10 Butter No
IngSpag.png
10 Spaghetti noodles No
MeatballV2.png
5 Meatball No
MapleSyrupV2.png
5 Maple syrup No
IngredientMayonnaiseV2.png
5 Mayonnaise No
KetchupV2.png
5 Ketchup No
SoySauce-32x32.png
10 Soy sauce No
TomatoV3.png
10 Tomato No
AppleV3.png
10 Apple No
LettuceLeafV3.png
10 Lettuce leaf No
PotatoV3.png
10 Potato No
CornCobV2.png
10 Corn cob No
SeaweedSheetsV2.png
10 Seaweed sheets No
BaconAndEggs.png
2 to 4 Bacon and eggs Yes
LittleDannySnackCake.png
1 to 3 Little Danny's Snack Cake Yes
PizzaApron.png
2 Pizza apron Yes
FakeItalianMustache.png
2 Fake Italian moustache Yes
StainedRecipeClipping.png
TatteredRecipeClipping.png
CreasedRecipeClipping.png
WornRecipeClipping.png
1 Curry-related recipe (*) Yes

* Specifically one of the following, with each having a equal chance of appearing: stained recipe clipping (tandoori chicken), tattered recipe clipping(Potato Curry), creased recipe clipping (Coconut Curry), or worn recipe clipping (Chicken Pineapple Curry).

Catering Apparel

CateringApparel.gif

Provides spare clothing and alternate outfits for the Chef and Bartender, plus anybody else with Bar and/or Kitchen access. It has spare (generic) PDAs and civilian headsets too, but you'll need to insert some cash. When hacked, it also offers a headband with cat ears (randomly either white, grey, or black), as well as an itamae hat and itamae uniform (those two are same as the chef job reward.)

List of Contents:
Icon Quantity Item Price Hidden
item?
ButlerSuitV2.png
2 Butler suit 0 No
MaidDressV2.png
2 Maid dress 0 No
WhiteJumpsuitV2.png
2 White jumpsuit 0 No
BartendersSuitV2.png
1 Bartender's suit 0 No
ChefUniformV2.png
1 Chef's uniform 0 No
SousChefUniformV2.png
1 Sous-chef's uniform 0 No
ChefsCoat.png
1 Chef's coat 0 No
Waistcoat.png
2 Waistcoat 0 No
ChefApron.png
2 Apron 0 No
Glovesw.png
2 Latex gloves 0 No
FingerlessGloves.png
2 Fingerless gloves 0 No
BlackShoes.png
2 Black shoes 0 No
Shoes.png
2 Brown shoes 0 No
ChefsClogs.png
2 Chef's clogs 0 No
TopHatV2.png
2 Hat (In-game name for top hats) 0 No
Maid.png
2 Maid headwear 0 No
SousChefsHat.png
1 Sous-Chef's hat 0 No
ChefHatV2.png
1 Chef's hat 0 No
PuffyChefHat.png
1 Puffy Chef's Hat 0 No
Civ headset.png
2 Civilian headset 200 No
PDAV2.png
2 PDA (Generic PDA) 200 No
BackpackGrayV2-32x32.png
2 Backpack (Standard gray) 0 No
GenericSatchel.png
2 Satchel (Standard gray) 0 No
ItamaeUniform.png
1 Itamae uniform 0 Yes
ItamaeHat.png
1 Itamae hat 0 Yes
CatEarsBlackGrayWhite.gif
1 Cat ears (Randomly white, gray, or black, equal chance for each.) 0 Yes

Chef's Cookbook

ConvectionOvenV2.gif

Here's where the real fun starts. While most of the ingredients needed by the chef should either be available in your kitchen or can be grown for you in hydroponics, some recipes may require items from elsewhere on the station. A fair number of recipes also have downsides, so be wary of food poisoning and other nasty occurrences.

Some dishes can accept "any item" or "any food item". "Any item" does mean any item, so you can for example bake something that obviously isn't edible into a pie. Be warned that trying to put a non-food item into a dish that only accepts "a food item" will destroy the non-food item as well as ruining the recipe. Frying anything makes it a food item.

Cooking times listed here are safe (but not absolute) ranges. Plenty of foods can work with just one second of cooking time, but it'll diminish the duration of the associated food buffs. Like To Serve Man, you are encouraged to experiment and tinker.

Unlike To Serve Man, this cookbook is also semi-interactive. If you click on an image of an ingredient, you'll be taken another page/part of this page that'll show to how to make or obtain that ingredient. For example, if you're looking up the recipe for meat cake, you can click on the cake batter image for the recipe for cake or the meat image for some sources of meat. Convenient, no?

Ingredients

FoodProcessorV2.gif

This section lists ingredients used by various dishes. A lot of these involve the food processor FoodProcessor.png, a machine in the Kitchen that looks a lot different from the food processor you might have in your real-life kitchen. With it, you can refine raw plants into usable components (e.g. turning wheat into flour) or turn a food item into a different form that suits a different role (e.g. making tomatoes into ketchup). Some of these ingredients can also by ordered from the Quartermasters wholesale, bundled with other ingredients.

Dry Goods, Dough, And Batter

Produced item Recipe Creation method Info Effects
IngredientFlourV2.png Flour WheatV2.png Wheat FoodProcessor.png Very ordinary and possibly whole wheat. None
IngredientRiceV2.png Rice RiceSprigV2.png Rice FoodProcessor.png Confusingly called Rice, while the harvested item is called Rice Sprig. None
IngredientOatmealV2.png Oatmeal OatsV2.png Oats FoodProcessor.png Perfect for space horses. If there were any. None
IngredientSemolinaV2.png Semolina Flour WheatV2.png Durum Wheat FoodProcessor.png Must be wheat of the durum wheat mutation None
Curry powder.png Curry Powder Turmeric root.png Turmeric Root FoodProcessor.png The size of the bag brings the spice's intensity into question. None
IngSpag.png Spaghetti PastaSheetV2.png Pasta Sheet FoodProcessor.png The in-game name often includes a randomly-selected silly misspelling of "spaghetti". The list of possible names includes: "pisketti", "spaceghetti", "spaget", "spagoody", "spagherti", "spagheti", "spaghettie", "spaghetty", "spagtetti", "spagtti", "spahetti", "spetty", and "splaghetti". None
IngredientIronFillingsV2.png Iron filings MetalWheatV2.png Steel Wheat FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food. None
IngredientChocolateChipsV2.png Chocolate chips CandyNEW.png Chocolate bar FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food. Contains 10 units of chocolate. None
IngredientSugarV2.png Sugar SugarcaneV3.png Sugarcane FoodProcessor.png A prized part of confectioneries None
Salt.png Salt SaltedOat.png Salted Oats FoodProcessor.png No current use. None
Pepper.png Pepper PepperCorn.png Pepper Corn FoodProcessor.png No current use. None
SemolinaDoughV2.png Semolina Dough IngredientSemolinaV2.png Semolina Flour KitchenSink.png The beginnings of a dark, pasta based journey. None
PastaSheetV2.png Pasta Sheet SemolinaDoughV2.png Semolina Dough RollingPinV2.png Now you can make it into sponghatti! None
DoughV2.png Dough IngredientFlourV2.png Flour KitchenSink.png Just mixing water and dough. No need to knead. Cyborgs aspiring to be chefs can just click-drag the flour onto the sink None
SweetDoughV3.png Sweet dough DoughV2.png Dough

IngredientSugarV2.png Sugar

InHand.png The beginnings of confectioneries. None
DoughStripV2.png Dough strip DoughV2.png Dough KnifeV3.png You can click on another strip with your strip to attach them back together. None
DoughCircleV2.png Dough circle DoughStripV2.png Dough Strip InHand.png Click on the dough strip in your hand. None
WheatNoodleSheet-32x32.png Wheat noodle sheet DoughStripV2.png Dough Strip RollingPinV2.png Essential step for making ramen or udon. None
RamenNoodles-32x32.png Ramen noodles WheatNoodleSheet-32x32.png Wheat Noodle Sheet FoodProcessor.png A far cry from the instant kind. None
UdonNoodles-32x32.png Udon noodles WheatNoodleSheet-32x32.png Wheat Noodle Sheet KnifeV3.png Works with any kind of cutting tool. None
HoleyDoughV2.png Holey dough DoughV2.png Dough ForkV3.png Not Holy. None
IngredientPancakeMixV2.png Pancake batter SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough

2x EggV2.png Egg
MilkBottleV2.png Milk

MixerNew.png Pancakes without a pan. None
WontonWrapperTransparent.png 4x Wonton wrappers IngredientFlourV2.png Flour

EggV2.png Egg

MixerNew.png Outer dumpling without an inner dumpling Energized
Unfinished Pizza base.png Unfinished pizza base DoughV2.png Dough RollingPinV2.png Used to make pizza. Click on it again to knead it back into dough. None
Tortilla.png 3x Tortillas Unfinished Pizza base.png Unfinished Pizza Base KnifeV3.png Used in the creation of Taco Shells. None.
Brownie batter.png Brownie batter SweetDoughV3.png Sweet dough

2x EggV2.png Egg
CandyNEW.png Chocolate bar

MixerNew.png Can be eaten with a spoon or baked for 7 seconds on high to make brownies.

Meats And Meat Products

Produced item Recipe Creation method Info Effects
HumanoidMeatV2.png Monkey meat

MonkeyResprite64.png Monkey

MeatSpike.png Click on the monkey with Grab intent, then very quickly, click on the meat-spike to put it on the spike, instantly killing them. A grabbed monkey can also be thrown onto the spike. Click on the meat-spike to harvest meat from them; you can this five times before you need to repeat this process.Monkeys controlled by players need to be dead first. NPC ones don't have this restriction, so they can always be meatspiked even if they're still alive.

Putting them into the gibber is also fine.
None
HumanoidMeatV2.png Human meat

TouristNew64.png Human

Gibber.png You are what you eat...The person needs to be dead before being put into the gibber. To put someone into the gibber, click on them with Grab intent, then click on the gibber. Click on the gibber again to grind the person into meat, which is automatically spat out upon completion. Each step in this process has a delay. Monkeys can also be put into the gibber, with the same restriction. None
ChangelingMeat.png Changeling (meat?)

AbominationAnimated64x96.gif Changeling

Gibber.png That's one way to get rid of a Changeling...The Changeling needs to be dead before being put into the gibber. To put it into the gibber, click on it with Grab intent, then click on the gibber. Click on the gibber again to grind the thing into (meat?), which is automatically spat out upon completion. Each step in this process has a delay. Works as a substitute for Mystery Meat. Contains neurotoxin. None
SynthmeatV2.png Synthmeat

SynthmeatPlantV2.png Synthmeat Plant

InHand.png Rather than killing and butchering a living being to get this, you instead need to harvest a different kind of living being, a synthmeat plant. Or, in other words, ask a local Botanist. None
FishFilletV2.png / SalmonFilletV2.png / WhiteFishFilletV2.png Fish fillet

NewFish32x32.gif Fish

KnifeV3.png Different kinds of fish exist. None
SmallFishFilletV2.png Small fish fillet

OshanFish.png Small Fish

KnifeV3.png Several varieties of fish exist outside Oshan Lab. None
RawShrimpMeat.png Raw shrimp meat

Shrimp.png Shrimp

KnifeV3.png You can get shrimp by fishing. None
RawTurkey.png Raw turkey

SpaceTurkeyHen.png / SpaceTurkeyGobbler.png Space turkey

KnifeV3.png As to be expected, butchering a dead space turkey (whether male or female) gives you its meat. Space turkeys are quite rare; aside from admin spawn, you'll probably only see one through a Wizard using Baleful Polymorph, which has a chance to transform the target into a space turkey. In that case, the space turkey, being a former crew member, naturally be quite irked if you try to cut them up for a meal. None
MysteryMeatV2.png Mystery meat Remy.png Critter

OR

Gibs.png Gibs
KnifeV3.png Dubious nutritional value! Knives and similar cutting implements can be used on dead critters to butcher their bodies. This will in most cases instantly produce several pieces of meat bearing the creature's name, which you can use for cooking.

If you are a Chef, you can also get these by clicking on piles of gibs. You can do this as Sous Chef too, but it has a 30% chance of failing.
None
Meatal.png Meatal

RobotDebris.png Robot Debris

InHand.png If you are a Chef, you can click on a robot debris pile to get...this. You can also do this as Sous Chef, but you have a 30% chance to get nothing instead. If you get it this way, it has a 25% chance to contain 2 units of nanomachines.

Usable in any recipes that also use mystery meat. Uniquely, instead of spilling blood when thrown, it makes (motor) oil.
None
ChickenNuggetV2.png Chicken nugget

WhiteHen.png Chicken

KnifeV3.png Kill a chicken, then click on it with a knife or similar instrument. In addition, the Kitchen refrigerator has a 25% chance to spawn with 2-10 chicken nuggets. Can be used in place of mystery meat in most specific recipes. None
SpicyNugget.png Spicy nugget

SpicyHenV2.png Spicy Chicken

KnifeV3.png Kill a spicy chicken (not just any chicken), then click on its corpse with a knife or similar. Can also be used in place of mystery meat in most of the recipes that use it. None
FlockNugget.pngFlock nugget

Featherdrone.gif Flockdrone

KnifeV3.png Kill a Flockdrone, then click on the...remains with a knife or similar, and you might get up to six of these...or none at all. You can also buy this from sa.le, an NPC merchant that appears in the Debris Field in space maps and north of the station on Oshan Lab.

As you can expect from its surprisingly recognizable appearance (and despite technically being metallic crystal), this does indeed function like a regular chicken nugget, namely in that it can be used as a substitute for mystery meat in most recipes that call for it.
None
BrainV2.png Brain MonkeyResprite64.png Monkey

OR

TouristNew64.png Human
Scalpel.png + CircSaw.png You extract a brain out of a monkey or person through surgery. Note that regular knives can substitute for scalpels and a pizza cutter for circular saws, and that tables count for a suitable place for surgery if the person on it is dead or unconscious. Ideally, get brains from NPC monkeys or brains from dead people who can't be revived, since attacking and/or killing other players for brains is usually against the Rules unless you're an antagonist. You probably also want to ask for help from a Medical Doctor or Roboticist to get this.

It's also possible to get brains from killing a fish (as in the kind inhabiting the sea around Oshan Lab) and then using a knife or similar on their corpse (which also gives you small fish fillet), which is even more ideal than monkeys since fish are much easier to kill.
None.
Intelligence Form Chip Rework2.gif Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core

RoboticsFabricator.png Robotics Fabricator

InHand.png Despite what you might conclude from its appearance, this can be used in place of humand(oid) brains in most recipes that use brains. These are made a robotics manufacturer, which appears in Robotics and the Cargo Bay. Ask a Roboticist or Quartermaster for help with this one. None
SynthbrainV2.png Synthbrain

SynthbrainPlantV2.png Synthbrain Plant

InHand.png Basically a brains substitute, since most recipes that require (animal) brains will accept this. Synthbrains come from the synthbrain mutation of the synthmeat plant, i.e. you probably want to ask a Botanist for help getting these. None
OddCrystal.png Odd crystal

Featherdrone.gif Flockdrone

KnifeV3.png Believe or not, this works in most recipes that call for brains. In the off-chance you find a flockdrone, you can kill it and click on its corpse with the knife or similar to get both this and sometimes, some flock nuggets, after a delay. These are also sold at a somewhat steep price by sa.le, an NPC flockmind-themed merchant that appears in the Debris Field on maps set in outer space and north of the station on Oshan Lab. None
ButtV2.png Butt MonkeyResprite64.png Monkey

OR

TouristNew64.png Human
Scalpel.png + CircSaw.png Not as unsanitary as you'd think! You might want to ask a Medical Doctor or Roboticist for help with this ingredient. Getting a butt off a monkey or person requires a particular surgical procedure. In a pinch, a simple kitchen knife can substitute for a scalpel, a pizza cutter for a circular saw, and a regular table for an operating table--if the soon-to-be-de-butted is unconscious or dead. Try asking people for permission first before getting a butt off someone. None
SyntheticButtV2.png Synthbutt

SynthbuttPlantV2.png Synthbutt Plant

InHand.png Synthbutts are harvested from synthbutt plants. In other words, try asking a Botanist to grow some of these. In a way, this is a plant-based butt substitute. Most recipes that use butts from creatures will also accept synthbutts. None
Cyberbutt.png Cyberbutt

RoboticsFabricator.png Robotics Fabricator

InHand.png Rather than being grown or chopped off some creature, these are fabricated at a robotics manufacturer that's been hacked to make "hidden" items. These machines appear in Robotics and Cargo Bay, so ask a Roboticist or Quartermaster for help in getting one of these. None
HeartV2.pngHeart MonkeyResprite64.png Monkey

OR

TouristNew64.png Human
Scalpel.png + CircSaw.png Hearts are extracted from humans and monkeys through a particular set of surgical procedures. Ask a Medical Doctor or Roboticist for help.

Removing someone's heart is obviously deadly, so don't go around killing people to take their hearts unless you're an antagonist. Instead, try getting hearts from dead people or NPC monkeys, like those from the ValuChimp in the Kitchen.
None
CyberheartV2.png Cyberheart

RoboticsFabricator.png Robotics Fabricator

InHand.png Even if it's metal, it's still technically edible. These are created at a robotics manufacturer, which appears in Robotics and Cargo, so ask a Roboticist or Quartermaster to make one for you. None
SynthheartV2.png Synthheart

SynthheartPlantV2.gif Synthheart Plant

InHand.png Synthhearts are produced by the synthheart plant, a mutation of the regular synthmeat plant. Since Chef doesn't start with Hydroponics access by default, you should ask a Botanist to grow them for you. None
Pulsing octahedron.gif Pulsing Octahedron

Featherdrone.gif Flockdrone

KnifeV3.png Despite its looks, this IS a heart, and can be used in place of a normal heart, or in a heart burger if the customer is brave enough. In the off-chance you find a flockdrone, you can kill it and click on its corpse with the knife or similar to get both this and sometimes, some flock nuggets, after a delay. None
MeatballV2.png Meatball

HumanoidMeatV2.png Humanoid Meat

FoodProcessor.png Works with any kind of meat. None
MeatballV2.png Brain meatball

BrainV2.png Brain

FoodProcessor.png Only works with human/monkey/fish brains. None
MeatballV2.png Butt meatball

ButtV2.png Butt

FoodProcessor.png Only works with human/monkey butts. None
MeatPasteV2.png Meat paste

HumanoidMeatV2.png Humanoid Meat

MixerNew.png Works with any kind of non-fish meat. None
PepperoniLogV2.png Pepperoni Log

MeatPasteV2.png Meat Paste

FoodProcessor.png Can be extracted for 40u of Pepperoni. None
PepperoniSliceV2.png 4x Pepperoni Slice

PepperoniLogV2.png Pepperoni Log

KnifeV3.png Extracts into 10u of pepperoni. Great pizza topping! None
RawBaconV2.png Raw bacon

BaconBox.png Bacon Strips Box

InHand.png If a recipe calls for bacon, it's usually in this form. Sadly, you can't make bacon yourself. Instead, you need to get it from a bacon strips box. Contains 10 units of porktonium. None
SliceOfFishFillet.png 3x Slice of fish fillet FishFilletV2.png Fish Fillet KnifeV3.png More or less the default, given that fish fillet is pink by default. None
SliceOfSalmonFillet.png 3x Slice of salmon fillet SalmonFilletV2.png Salmon Fillet KnifeV3.png They're fish, not orange slices. An iconic ingredient in nigiri rolls. None
SliceOfWhiteFillet.png 3x Slice of white fillet WhiteFishFilletV2.png White Fish Fillet KnifeV3.png The result of cutting up white fish fillet. Perhaps not as iconic as salmon, but it's still a common ingredient in real-life nigiri rolls. None
SliceOfSmallFishFillet.png 3x Slice of small fish fillet SmallFishFilletV2.png Small Fish Fillet KnifeV3.png Despite its small size, cutting up a small fish fillet still yields three pieces, just like other fillet varieties. None
FishPaste-32x32.png Fish paste

FishFilletV2.png Fish Fillet

OR

SalmonFilletV2.png Salmon Fillet

OR

WhiteFishFilletV2.png White Fish Fillet

OR

SmallFishFilletV2.png Small Fish Fillet

MixerNew.png Works with just about any variety of fish. None
KamabokoLog-32x32.png Kamaboko log

FishPaste-32x32.png Fish Paste

FoodProcessor.png AKA, Japanese fish cake. None
Kamaboko-32x32.png 4x Kamaboko

KamabokoLog-32x32.png Kamaboko Log

KnifeV3.png Cutting the log gives you four of these. None

Dairy

Produced item Recipe Creation method Info Effects
MilkBottleV2.png Milk

SoybeanPodV2.png Soybean

FoodProcessor.png Also goes by the name "Creaca's Space Milk". Some can also be found in the Kitchen refrigerator. Every milk bottle has a 10% chance to spawn as Mootimer's Calcium Drink instead of Creaca's. N/A
IngredientCreamV2.png Cream

MilkBottleV2.png Milk

OR

LatteBerry-32x32.png Latte Berry

FoodProcessor.png The processor converts every 10 units of milk reagent into 1 dollop of cream; any milk leftover remains in the container after processing. For example, a bottle with 45 units of milk will yield 4 dollops of cream and a bottle with 5 units of milk still in it.

You can also use latte berries from latte coffee plants.

Whatever way you make cream, each dollop always contains 10 units of cream. What else could it contain?

Cream is also a condiment, so it can be applied to any food.
N/A
YellowSoupV2.png Custard

MilkBottleV2.png Milk Bottle
EggV2.png Egg

MixerNew.png Condiment - can be applied to any food. N/A
ButterV2.png Butter

IngredientCreamV2.png Cream

FoodProcessor.png Perfect for being deepfried or spread over something. None
IngredientButt-erV2.png Butt-er

ButtV2.png Butt
MilkBottleV2.png Milk Bottle

MixerNew.png Condiment - can be applied to any food. None
CheeseV2.png Cheese

FireExtinguisherV2-32x32.png Fire Extinguisher
MilkBottleV2.png Milk Bottle
PoolOfVomit.png Pool of Vomit

InHand.png See ectoplasm. Required minimum is 10 units. None
CheeseV2.png Cheese

MilkBottleV2.png
PoolOfVomit.png Pool of Vomit
BeakerV3.png Beaker

BoozeDispenser.png + ChemDispenser.png Collect the vomit into a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), pour some milk into the beaker, then either pour it onto the floor or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder None
CheeseV2.png Cheese

MilkBottleV2.png Milk Bottle
BeakerV3.png Beaker

ChemDispenser.png Pour some milk into the beaker (put some glasses or similar into the recycler to make one), put it into the chem dispenser, and make some acetic acid with the chem dispenser so it converts the milk to cheese chemical. You need at least 5 units of cheese chem. Then either pour it onto the floor or add smoke powder, which can make a lot of cheese at once. None
Cheeseslice.png Cheese slice

CheeseV2.png Cheese

KnifeV3.png Yields 4 slices of cheese. Used in most recipes where cheese is used, though not all. None
CheeseWheel.png Cheese Wheel

4x CheeseV2.png Cheese

OvenNew.png Cooked for 7 seconds on high. Cannot be eaten by itself, can be sliced back into 4 Cheese wedges. None.
Weirdcheeseslice.png Weird cheese slice

WeirdCheeseV2.png Weird Cheese

KnifeV3.png Pretty grody, and doesn't work for recipes that don't explicitly require this. Also yields 4 slices. Sweaty and Bad Breath
YoghurtTransparent.png Yoghurt

MilkBottleV2.png Milk
FoodYuckV2.png ?????

OR

SmolderingMessV2.png Smoldering Mess

OR

SmolderingMessV2.png Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods

ReagentExtractor2.png + FoodProcessor.png Or yogurt if you're Space American. Every 10 units of yoghurt reagent is converted into a cup/pot of yoghurt, so 30 units = 3 cups/pot of yoghurt. Any yoghurt leftover remains in the container, which pops out at the end. Rancid Space Milk already has yoghurt reagent in it, and you can make yoghurt reagent by putting some ?????, smoldering mess, or burnt fried food into a reagent extractor, extracting the ???? (aka, yuck reagent), and mixing the ???? with milk reagent.

Requires spoon. Each yoghurt cup contains 10 units of yoghurt (naturally).
Cleanse
QuiltyFarmsMilkV2.png Mootimer's Calcium Drink N/A N/A Can generate in place of regular milk. Formerly known as Quilty Farms Milk. Can substitute for the smaller bottles of milk in most recipes, even when devoid of any milk. N/A
MilkBottleV2.png Rancid Space Milk N/A N/A No matter how long you leave regular milk out, it won't become rancid. Instead, you need to find it in some sort of semi-abandoned or dilapidated place, like the Space/Sea Diner or the Mining Outpost. Contains 25 units of yoghurt...and 25 units of ???? (aka "yuck"). N/A

Produce

Icon Name Available from Effects
WheatV2.png
Wheat Hydroponics N/A
MetalWheatV2.png
Steel Wheat Hydroponics N/A
OatsV2.png
Oats Hydroponics N/A
WheatV2.png
Durum Wheat Hydroponics N/A
RiceSprigV2.png
Rice Sprig Hydroponics N/A
PumpkinV2.png
Pumpkin Hydroponics N/A
MelonV2.png
Watermelon Hydroponics N/A
PotatoV3.png
Potato Hydroponics Cold and Cleanse
MushroomV3.png
Mushroom Hydroponics Cleanse
TomatoV3.png
Tomato Hydroponics Cold and Cleanse
ChiliPepperV3.png
Chili pepper Hydroponics Energized
LettuceLeafV3.png
Lettuce leaf Hydroponics Cold and Cleanse
CucumberV2.png
Cucumber Hydroponics Cold and Refreshed
CarrotV3.png
Carrot Hydroponics Night Vision and Refreshed
CornCobV2.png
Corn cob Hydroponics Cold and Cleanse
GarlicV3.png
Garlic Hydroponics Bad Breath
OnionV3.png
Onion Hydroponics Bad Breath
CoconutV3.png
Coconut Hydroponics. N/A
PineappleV2.png
Pineapple Hydroponics N/A
BlueberryV2.png
Blueberry Hydroponics N/A
Mint.png
Mint leaf Hydroponics N/A
BeanPodV3.png
Bean pod Hydroponics Fart Thrust
SoybeanPodV2.png
Soybean pod Hydroponics Fart Thrust
PeanutsV3.png
Peanuts Hydroponics Healing Over Time (Brute) and Energized
MustardSeedPodV1.png
Mustard seed pod Hydroponics Cleanse and Warm

Other Ingredients

Produced item Recipe Creation method Info Effects
EggV2.png Egg

FreeRangeEggplantPlantV2.png Egg-Plant

OR

WhiteHen.png Hen

InHand.png You can get eggs from egg cartons, like the ones in the Kitchen refrigerator or Meat, Eggs and Dairy crates. Simply click on the carton sprite to take one out.

Hens also lay eggs, so ask your local Rancher for some. While there are a lot of eggs with different effects when eaten, they're mostly interchangable in recipes. It's also possible to "grow" eggs.
None
Ectoplasm2.png Ectoplasm

FireExtinguisherV2-32x32.png Fire Extinguisher
DrinkSpookyDansV3.png Spooky Dan's

BoozeDispenser.png + InHand.png Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, pour it (min: 10 units) into a fire extinguisher and then use the HUD icon to spray all around you. Damage Over Time (Toxin) and Max Health Increased
Ectoplasm2.png Ectoplasm

DrinkSpookyDansV3.png Spooky Dan's
BeakerV3.png Beaker

BoozeDispenser.png + ChemDispenser.png Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, put it inside a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), then either pour the beaker onto a tile or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder. Damage Over Time (Toxin) and Max Health Increased
SeaweedSheetsV2.png Seaweed sheet

Seaweed.png Seaweed

WirecuttersV2-32x32.png Seaweed is found on Oshan Lab's seafloor. None
StickyRiceV2.png Sticky Rice

IngredientRiceV2.png Rice

KitchenSink.png Surprisingly does not stick to your hands None
RiceBallV2.png 3x Rice Ball

StickyRiceV2.png Sticky Rice

InHand.png Makes 3 rice balls. Warm
PeanutButterV2.png Peanut butter

PeanutsV3.png Peanuts

FoodProcessor.png Goes great with honey. Besides putting peanuts into a food processor, you can also get peanut butter by vending one from the FoodTech, which starts with five of these, and ordering a Catering: Condiment Crate, which has three of them. Gross Burps
KetchupV2.png Ketchup

TomatoV3.png Tomato

FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food. Contains 20 units of, naturally, ketchup. N/A
HotSauceV2.png Hot sauce

ChiliPepperV3.png Chili Pepper

FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food. Contains 100 units of capsaicin. N/A
ColdSauceV2.png Cold sauce

ChillyPepperV3.png Chilly Pepper

FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food. Contains 100 units of cryostylane. N/A
HotSauceV2.png Incredibly hot sauce

GhostlierChiliV4.gif Ghost Chili Pepper

FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food. Contains 50 units of capsaicin and 50 units of ghost chili juice. N/A
MustardPacket.png Mustard

MustardSeedPodV1.png Mustard seed pod

FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food. Contains 20 units of ketchup. Kidding, it contains 20 units of mustard. N/A
SoySauce-32x32.png Soy sauce N/A FoodTechV2-32x32.png Condiment - can be applied to any food. Contains 30 units of soy sauce, natch. Cannot be made, but you can find a good amount of them in the FoodTech. N/A
Matcha.png Matcha

Tealeaves.png Tea Leaves

FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food. Contains 10 units of matcha. N/A
IngredientMayonnaiseV2.png Mayonnaise

EggV2.png Egg

FoodProcessor.png Condiment - can be applied to any food. N/A
CandyNEW.pngChocolate Bar

MochaBerry-32x32.png Mocha Berry

FoodProcessor.png Contains chocolate, based on potency None
MelonSliceV2.png 6x Melon slices

MelonV2.png Watermelon

KnifeV3.png You can get creative with what is considered a proper cutting knife. Cold and Refreshed
Potatochips.png Chips

PotatoV3.png Potato

KnifeV3.png Once to peel, twice to chop into chips. None
OnionRingV2.png 4x Onion rings

OnionV3.png Onion

KnifeV3.png *cry Bad Breath
Tomato slice.png3x Tomato slice

TomatoV3.png Tomato

KnifeV3.png Great for BLTs! None
PineappleSliceV2.png Pineapple slice

PineappleV2.png Pineapple

KnifeV3.png Perfectly shaped for piz- wait a minute... Cold and Refreshed
CoconutMeatV2.png 3x Coconut meat

CoconutV3.png Coconut

KnifeV3.png Coconut innards. In addition to sawing and cutting tools, you can also chairflip into a coconut to break it open. Cold and Refreshed
MapleSyrupV2.png Maple syrup N/A FoodTechV2-32x32.png It is not possible to make maple syrup, but three of them appear in the Kitchen fridge and five in the FoodTech. If you need more, there are five of these in each Catering: Condiment Crate from Cargo. None
Honeyblob.png Honey N/A Heisenbee.png Of course you can't make honey! Instead, it's something space bees produce after drinking nectar from crops. Might want to ask for help from a Botanist for this one. Honey also appears in Catering: Condiment Crates, which can be bought by a QM. None
Jellyblob.png Royal jelly N/A Bombini.png You get these by buying them from Bombini, a merchant that appears in the Space Diner on maps set in outer space. None
Yerba packet.png Yerba packet N/A CoffeeVendingMachine2.png Used to make Yerba Mate by combining with water in the mate gourd. Can be purchased from a coffee machine. None
CoffeeBeansV2.png Coffee beans CoffeeBerriesV3.png Coffee Berry FoodProcessor.png Always contains exactly 20 units of coffee. None

Recipes

Breads

In the futuristic world of 2053, you don't need yeast or baking soda to make bread! Just put the dough (and whatever other ingredients) into an oven, and you'll have bread within seconds.

In addition to being good on its own, bread is also used in countless recipes. Moreover, it's good for your health! Many kinds of bread give you food status effects that temporarily raise your maximum HP or provide a little bit of healing over time.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
PlainLoaf 2021.png Loaf of bread

DoughV2.png Dough

OvenNew.png 8 seconds, low

OR

4 seconds, high
Max Health Increased+
Sliceplain2021.png Slice of bread

PlainLoaf 2021.png Loaf of Bread

OR

Baguette.png Baguette

KnifeV2.png N/A Makes six slices. Max Health Increased+
Honeyloaf 2021.png Loaf of honey-wheat bread

DoughV2.png Dough
Honeyblob.png Honey

OvenNew.png 8 seconds, low Max Health Increased+
Slicehoney2021.png Slice of honey-wheat bread

linke=#Loaf of Honey-Wheat Bread Loaf of Honey-Wheat Bread

KnifeV2.png N/A A gift from bees. Now in six slices! Max Health Increased+ and Energized
Bananaloaf 2021.png Loaf of banana bread

DoughV2.png Dough
IngredientSugarV2.png Sugar
BananaV2.png Banana

OvenNew.png 8 seconds, low Banana can be peeled or unpeeled. Max Health Increased+ and Energized
Slicebanana2021.png Slice of banana bread

Bananaloaf 2021.png Loaf of Banana Bread

KnifeV2.png N/A Makes six slices. Max Health Increased+
Elvisloaf2021.png Loaf of Elvis bread

DoughV2.png Dough
PeanutButterV2.png Peanut Butter
BananaV2.png Banana

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Peel the banana first! Max Health Increased+
Slice elvis2021.png Slice of Elvis bread

Elvisloaf2021.png Loaf of Elvis Bread

KnifeV2.png N/A "Bread" -Elvis, at least at one point in his life. This has nothing to do with the fact it makes six slices. Sweaty and Energized
Dreadloaf 2021.png Loaf of dread

DoughV2.png Dough
Ectoplasm2.png Ectoplasm

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Spooky! Max Health Increased+
Slicedread2021.png Slice of dread

Dreadloaf 2021.png Loaf of Dread

KnifeV2.png N/A It float! Probably because of the 10 units of ectoplasm in it. Makes six spooky slices. Healing Over time (All)
Pumpkinloaf 2021.png Loaf of pumpkin bread

DoughV2.png Dough
PumpkinV2.png Pumpkin

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Max Health Increased+
Slicepumpkin2021.png Slice of pumpkin bread

Pumpkinloaf 2021.png Loaf of Pumpkin Bread

KnifeV2.png N/A Makes six slices. Max Health Increased+ and Healing Over time (All)
Cornbread 2021.png Loaf of northern-style cornbread

DoughV2.png Dough
IngredientSugarV2.png Sugar
CornCobV2.png Corn Cob

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Max Health Increased+
Slicecornbread2021.png Slice of N-style cornbread

Cornbread 2021.png Loaf of Northern-Style Cornbread

KnifeV2.png N/A The best type of corn bread in six slices. Healing Over time (All) and Energized
Cornbread 2021.png Loaf of southern-style cornbread

DoughV2.png Dough
CornCobV2.png Corn Cob

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Max Health Increased+
Slicecornbread2021.png Slice of S-style cornbread

Cornbread 2021.png Loaf of Southern-Style Cornbread

KnifeV3.png N/A The other best type of corn bread to eat in six slices. Healing Over time (All)
Cornbread 2021.png Loaf of honey cornbread

DoughV2.png Dough
CornCobV2.png Corn Cob
Honeyblob.png Honey

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Max Health Increased+
Slicecornbread2021.png Slice of honey cornbread

Cornbread 2021.png Loaf of Honey Cornbread

KnifeV3.png N/A The other other type of best corn bread to eat in six slices. Healing Over time (All) and Energized
Brainloaf 2021.png Loaf of brain bread

PlainLoaf 2021.png Loaf of Bread
BrainV2.png Brain

OR

SynthbrainV2.png Synthbrain

OR

OddCrystal.png Odd Crystal

OR

Intelligence Form Chip Rework2.gif Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core

OvenNew.png 4 seconds, low. Works with any combination of bread and brain. Max Health Increased+
Slicebrain2021.png Slice of brain bread

Brainloaf 2021.png Loaf of Brain Bread

KnifeV3.png N/A Intelligently sliced into √36 slices. Max Health Increased++
Baguette.png Baguette

2x DoughStripV2.png Dough Strip
IngredientFlourV2.png Flour

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low. You can't eat an entire baguette! It can also used to bonk people on the head, which is about as lethal as hitting them with a cardboard tube. Every Mime spawns with one in their bag. None
SliceOfFrenchBread.png Slice of french bread

Baguette.png Baguette

KnifeV3.png N/A Slice up a baguette to partition it into 6 slices of french bread. Max Health Increased+

Toast

In space, toast is made using an oven rather than a dedicated toaster. Certain breads made different kinds of toast, and there are a couple of different toppings, made with uncooked bread slices rather than the toast versions.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Toastplain2021.png Slice of toast

Sliceplain2021.png Slice of Bread

OR

Slicehoney2021.png Slice of Honey-Wheat Bread

OR

Slicepumpkin2021.png Slice of Pumpkin Bread

OR

Slicecornbread2021.png Slice of Northern-Style Cornbread

OR

Slicecornbread2021.png Slice of Southern-Style Cornbread

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Normal, honey-wheat, pumpkin, and the cornbreads have the same effects when toasted. Warm and Max Health Increased+
Toastbanana2021.png Slice of banana toast

Slicebanana2021.png Slice of Banana Bread

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Crunchy and tastes like bananas Warm and Energized
Toastelvis2021.png Slice of elvis toast

Slice elvis2021.png Slice of Elvis Bread

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. Warm and Energized
Toastbrain2021.png Slice of brain toast

Slicebrain2021.png Slice of Brain Bread

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Heated by pure brainpower. Warm and Max Health Increased++
Toastdread2021.png Slice of terror toast

Slicedread2021.png Slice of Dread

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Cooked the spookiness out of it. Just kidding, it's twice as spooky now. Warm and Healing Over Time (All)
ToastedSliceOfFrenchBread.png Toasted slice of french bread

SliceOfFrenchBread.png Slice of french bread

OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Not French toast, just toasted French bread. Warm and Max Health Increased+
Toastcheese2021.png Cheese on toast

Sliceplain2021.png Slice of Bread
Cheeseslice.png Cheese slice

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Warm cheese on warm bread. Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Toastcheeseelvis2021.png Cheese on elvis toast

Slice elvis2021.png Slice of Elvis Bread
Cheeseslice.png Cheese slice

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Toastbacon2021.png Bacon on toast

Sliceplain2021.png Slice of Bread
RawBaconV2.png Raw Bacon

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Crunchy bacon on warm bread. Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Toastbaconelvis2021.png Bacon on elvis toast

Slice elvis2021.png Slice of Elvis Bread
RawBaconV2.png Raw Bacon

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Toastegg2021.png Eggs on toast

Sliceplain2021.png Slice of Bread
2x EggV2.png Egg

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low A classic breakfast almost sandwich. Max Health Increased+ and Gross Burps
Toasteggelvis2021.png Eggs on elvis toast

Slice elvis2021.png Slice of Elvis Bread
2x EggV2.png Egg

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis Max Health Increased+ and Gross Burps

Deli Sandwiches

While sandwiches come in many shapes and sizes, this category specifically describes sandwiches made from sliced bread. All of these require putting the bread and filling into the oven, even if in real life you just combine them together to get your 'wich. Because of the reliance on the oven, this leads to somewhat odd occurrences like making peanut butter sandwiches without actually spreading the PB onto the bread yourself.

These sandwiches are very versatile. You can put just about any food item between two (or more!) slices of bread to get yourself a sandwich, and some particular combinations of filling and bread types make special, unique sandwiches. Custom sandwiches are an iconic food item of Goonstation culture, and a popular pastime amongst Chefs and other culinary types is making the craziest, most bizarre sandwiches possible. Since custom sandwiches include the names of the ingredients used (up to a limit), this results in some pretty wacky sandwich names too. One particular custom sandwich even once nearly ground the game to a halt.

These sandwiches also provide good food effects. Many of them offer both Refreshed and Energized, making them especially good for your Stamina, while ones made from dread slices give buffs for both Stamina and Health. The various custom sandwiches also allow you to mix and match buffs from other foods for an extra delicious meal.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Plaincheese2021.png Cheese sandwich

2x Sliceplain2021.png Slice of Bread
2x Cheeseslice.png Cheese Slice

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Cheesy. Refreshed
Elvischeese2021.png Cheese elviswich

2x Slice elvis2021.png Slice of Elvis Bread
2x Cheeseslice.png Cheese Slice

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 20 units of essence of Elvis. Refreshed
Spookycheese2021.png Killed cheese sandwich

2x Slicedread2021.png Slice of Dread
2x Cheeseslice.png Cheese Slice

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. Energized and Max Health Increased+
Plainpb2021.png Peanut butter sandwich

2x Sliceplain2021.png Slice of Bread
PeanutButterV2.png Peanut Butter

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low A little plain. Energized and Refreshed
Elvispb2021.png Peanut butter elviswich

2x Slice elvis2021.png Slice of Elvis Bread
PeanutButterV2.png Peanut Butter

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. Energized and Refreshed
Killerbeenut2021.png Peanut butter and jelly meet breadula

2x Slicedread2021.png Slice of Dread
PeanutButterV2.png Peanut Butter

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. Energized and Max Health Increased+
Plainpb2021.png Peanut butter and honey sandwich

2x Sliceplain2021.png Slice of Bread
PeanutButterV2.png Peanut Butter
Honeyblob.pngHoney

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low A reminder to hug bees. Energized+
Killerbeenut2021.png Killer beenut butter sandwich

2x Slicedread2021.png Slice of Dread
PeanutButterV2.png Peanut Butter
Honeyblob.pngHoney

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 10 units of ectoplasm. Energized and Max Health Increased+
Elvispb2021.png Peanut butter and honey elviswich

2x Slice elvis2021.png Slice of Elvis Bread
PeanutButterV2.png Peanut Butter
Honeyblob.pngHoney

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of essence of Elvis. Energized+ and Refreshed
Plainmeat2021.png Monkey sandwich

2x Sliceplain2021.png Slice of Bread
HumanoidMeatV2.png Monkey Meat

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Monkey remains between two slices of bread. Energized and Refreshed
Elvismeat2021.png Monkey elviswich

2x Slice elvis2021.png Slice of Elvis Bread
HumanoidMeatV2.png Monkey Meat

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. Energized and Refreshed
Scarewich2021.png Scare wich project

2x Slicedread2021.png Slice of Dread
HumanoidMeatV2.png Monkey Meat

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Get it? Contains 15 units of ectoplasm and 10 units of...blood, ack. Max Health Increased++
Plainmeat2021.png Manwich

2x Sliceplain2021.png Slice of Bread
HumanoidMeatV2.png Human Meat

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Cannibalism never tasted so good. Energized+ and Refreshed
Elvismeat2021.png Elvismanwich

2x Slice elvis2021.png Slice of Elvis Bread
HumanoidMeatV2.png Human Meat

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. Energized+ and Refreshed
Scarewich2021.png Murderwich

2x Slicedread2021.png Slice of Dread
HumanoidMeatV2.png Human Meat

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of ectoplasm and 10 units of...blood? Energized+ and Max Health Increased++
Plainmeat2021.png Synthmeat sandwich

2x Sliceplain2021.png Slice of Bread
SynthmeatV2.png Synthmeat

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low A faux meatwich. Refreshed
Elvismeat2021.png Synthmeat elviswich

2x Slice elvis2021.png Slice of Elvis Bread
SynthmeatV2.png Synthmeat

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. Refreshed
Scarewich2021.png Synthmeat steinwich

2x Slicedread2021.png Slice of Dread
SynthmeatV2.png Synthmeat

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. Max Health Increased++
Blt.png BLT Sandwich

2x Sliceplain2021.png Slice of Bread
RawBaconV2.png Raw Bacon
LettuceLeafV3.png Lettuce Leaf
Tomato slice.png Tomato Slice

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Classic! Refreshed and Energized+
Eblt.png BLT Elviswich

2x Slice elvis2021.png Slice of Elvis Bread
RawBaconV2.png Raw Bacon
LettuceLeafV3.png Lettuce Leaf
Tomato slice.png Tomato Slice

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. Refreshed and Energized+
Boo-lt.png Boo-LT Sandwich

2x Slicedread2021.png Slice of Dread
RawBaconV2.png Raw Bacon
LettuceLeafV3.png Lettuce Leaf
Tomato slice.png Tomato Slice

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. Refreshed and Energized+
Chip Butty.png Chip Butty

2x Sliceplain2021.png Slice of Bread
KetchupV2.png Ketchup
FriesV4.png Fries

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of Innitium. Don't use uncooked fries! Sweaty and Energized+
Plainegg2021.png Egg-salad sandwich

2x Sliceplain2021.png Slice of Bread
EggSaladV2.png Egg Salad

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Is it a salad or a sandwich? Night Vision and Max Health Increased++
XSandwich.png Toast sandwich

2x Sliceplain2021.png Slice of Bread
Toastplain2021.png Slice of Toast

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Different types of bread and toast can be used. Contains 25 units of Worcestershire sauce. Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies
XSandwich.png / BananaXSandwich.png / CrazyBananaXSandwich.png X sandwich

2x Sliceplain2021.png Slice of Bread
CustomIngredient.gif Custom Ingredient

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Try various fillings (up to six food items) to create the ultimate sandwich! You can even mix two different types of bread for the slices. Effects vary depending on what was added Varies
XSandwich.png / BananaXSandwich.png / CrazyBananaXSandwich.png X club

3x Sliceplain2021.png Slice of Bread
CustomIngredient.gif Custom Ingredient

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Effects vary depending on what was added Varies
XSandwich.png / BananaXSandwich.png / CrazyBananaXSandwich.png X double-decker sandwich

3x Sliceplain2021.png Slice of Bread
2x CustomIngredient.gif Custom Ingredient

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Effects vary depending on what was added Varies
XSandwich.png / BananaXSandwich.png / CrazyBananaXSandwich.png X dagwood

5x Sliceplain2021.png Slice of Bread
CustomIngredient.gif Custom Ingredient

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies

Burgers

In the far flung future of 2053, you do not need burger buns to make burgers. Rather, you simply put some dough and the other required ingredients into the oven, and presumably the machine does the bun-making process for you.

Burgers are surprisingly good for your health, at least in terms of food effects. Many of them give a temporary buff to your HP, and some warm you up for a short while.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Hburger.png Burger

DoughV2.png Dough
HumanoidMeatV2.png Humanoid Meat

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high A classic. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Hburger.png Monkeyburger

DoughV2.png Dough
HumanoidMeatV2.png Monkey Meat

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Ape shall eat ape. Made specifically with monkeymeat. Energized and Healing Over Time (Brute)
SynthBurger.png Synthburger

DoughV2.png Dough
SynthmeatV2.png Synthmeat

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Brobocops and others with Food Synthesizers can make these. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Cburger.png Cheeseburger

DoughV2.png Dough
HumanoidMeatV2.png Humanoid Meat
Cheeseslice.png Cheese Slice

OvenNew.png 7 Seconds, high A classic, with cheese. Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Monkeycheeseburger.png Monkey cheeseburger

DoughV2.png Dough
HumanoidMeatV2.png Monkey Meat
2x Cheeseslice.png Cheese Slice

OvenNew.png 7 Seconds, high Must use monkey meat specifically. Has wacky effects. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Bigburger.png Coronator

DoughV2.png Dough
2x HumanoidMeatV2.png Humanoid Meat
2x Cheeseslice.png Cheese Slice

OvenNew.png 7 Seconds, high A day's worth of calories, in one burger. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
THE MONSTER V2.png THE MONSTER

4x Bigburger.png Coronator

OvenNew.png 10 Seconds, high Crazy-huge burger that's so big it takes 20 bites to go through it all. Eating it will probably make you sick. So sick, in fact, you'll die. Slowly. Max Health Increased++, Sweaty+, Bad Breath, and Warm
Brainburger.png Brainburger

DoughV2.png Dough
BrainV2.png Brain

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high A rather dangerous dish, since it contains 10 units of cholesterol and 5 units of prions, which can cause kuru if you eat too many of these. If you have Aquatic Genetics though, you are immune to kuru and gain an additional, minor food buff from eating brain burgers. (You still need to watch the cholesterol.) Max Health Increased++, Sweaty+, (if squid) Brain Food
SynthBrainBurger.png Synthetic brainburger

DoughV2.png Dough
SynthbrainV2.png Synthbrain

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Enjoy brainburgers without dealing with brain surgery and other hazards. It's still bad for you though, given that it contains 10 units of cholesterol and 5 units of prions. The latter can cause kuru in sufficient quantities, which is deadly if you aren't a squid. Max Health Increased++,Sweaty+, (if squid) Brain Food
RoboBrainBurger.png Cyber brainburger

DoughV2.png Dough
Intelligence Form Chip Rework2.gif Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Even though the "meat" is basically computer chips, it still contains 10 units of cholesterol and 5 units of prions, a deadly chemical that can cause kuru. People with Aquatic Genetic mutation are immune to the prions part, but not the cholesterol part. Max Health Increased++, Sweaty+, (if squid) Brain Food
FlockBrainBurger.png Flock brainburger

DoughV2.png Dough
OddCrystal.png Odd Crystal

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Turns out the weird "odd crystal" thing is their brain. Flock brainburgers still contain 10 units of cholesterol and 5 units of prions, so if you eat too many, it might kill you, unless you have Aquatic Genetics. (You'll still need to deal with the cholesterol.) Max Health Increased++, Sweaty+, (if squid) Brain Food
Assburger.png/SynthButtBurger.png/RoboButtBurger.png Buttburger

DoughV2.png Dough
ButtV2.png Butt
/SyntheticButtV2.png Synthbutt
/Cyberbutt.png Cyberbutt

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high 10% chance of spawning with a different, punny, butt-related name, such as "buttconator", "ass whooper", or "cleveland steamed ham". Contains fartonium. Sweaty+
Roburger.png Roburger

DoughV2.png Dough
CyborgHeadStandardV2-32x32.png Light/Standard Cyborg Head

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Also works with a light cyborg head. Contains 20 units of nanomachines, which can infect someone with robotic transformation. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Cheeseborger.png Cheeseborger

DoughV2.png Dough
CyborgHeadStandardV2-32x32.png Light/Standard Cyborg Head
Cheeseslice.png Cheese Slice

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Get it? Also works with a light cyborg head. Contains 20 units of nanomachines, which can infect someone with robotic transformation. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Dubiousburger.png Dubious burger

DoughV2.png Dough
MysteryMeatV2.png Mystery Meat

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high It's full of.. something meatlike. Max Health Increased++ and Bad Breath
Weirdcheeseburger.png Weird cheeseburger

DoughV2.png Dough
HumanoidMeatV2.png Humanoid Meat
Weirdcheeseslice.png Weird Cheese Slice

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Absolutely not good for you. Healing Over Time (Tox), Sweaty, Bad Breath, and Gross Burps
Fishburger.png Fishburger

DoughV2.png Dough
FishFilletV2.png Fish Fillet
/SalmonFilletV2.png Salmon Fish Fillet
/WhiteFishFilletV2.png White Fish Fillet
/SmallFishFilletV2.png Small Fish Fillet

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Type of fish used doesn't matter. Energized and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Sloppyjoe.png Sloppy Joe

DoughV2.png Dough
MeatPasteV2.png Meat Paste

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Has a chance to drip some meat on the floor. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty
Baconburger.png Baconatrix

DoughV2.png Dough
RawBaconV2.png Raw Bacon

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Chock full of bacon. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty
HeartburgerNEW.png Heartburger

DoughV2.png Dough
HeartV2.png Heart

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Made with love. Literally, it contains 15 units of pure love. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
RoboHeartBurger.png Cyber heartburger

DoughV2.png Dough
/CyberheartV2.png Cyberheart

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Eat it bit by bit. Contains 15 units of pure love. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
SynthHeartBurger.png Synthetic heartburger

DoughV2.png Dough
SynthheartV2.png Synthheart

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Organic! (Probably.) Contains 15 units of pure love. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
FlockHeartBurger.gif Flock heartburger

DoughV2.png Dough
Pulsing octahedron.gif Pulsing Octahedron

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Assert your dominance over the flockmind by destroying its drones and turning their hearts into burgers. Contains 15 units of pure love. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
Coconutburger.png Coconut burger

DoughV2.png Dough
CoconutMeatV2.png Coconut Meat

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+
Luauburger.png Luau burger

DoughV2.png Dough
HumanoidMeatV2.png Humanoid Meat
PineappleSliceV2.png Pineapple Slice

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+
Tikiburger.png Tiki burger

DoughV2.png Dough
CoconutMeatV2.png Coconut Meat
HumanoidMeatV2.png Humanoid Meat
PineappleSliceV2.png Pineapple Slice

OvenNew.png 9 seconds, high Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+
Chickenburger.png Chicken sandwich

DoughV2.png Dough
ChickenNuggetV2.png Chicken Nugget

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high That'll show those chickens. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Spicychickenburger.png Spicy chicken sandwich

DoughV2.png Dough
ChickenNuggetV2.png Chicken Nugget
ChiliPepperV3.png Chili Pepper

OR

DoughV2.png Dough
SpicyNugget.png Spicy Chicken Nugget

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Hot! Contains 15 units of capsaicin. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
ButterburgerNEW.png Butter Burger

DoughV2.png Dough
ButterV2.png Butter

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Not healthy at all. Healing Over Time (All) and Sweaty
Aburgination.gif Aburgination

DoughV2.png Dough
ChangelingMeat.png Changeling Meat

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low A mistake. Contains Neurotoxin and has a chance to bite back, inflicting brute damage and bleeding. Max Health Increased+ and Warm

Hot Dogs And Corn Dogs

This category includes hotdogs in buns, hot dogs by themselves, and herbal sausages, which can be used in a set of recipes similar to the ones for standard 'dogs. Unlike in real life, sausage is made by taking hotdogs and combining them with herbs rather than being created from the ground up. A basic hotdog in a basic bun is surprisingly good for you, as it gives a small heal over time, and certain breads can make unique hotdogs that give additional food buffs on top of that healing.

In space, corndogs are made by taking a hotdog in a bun and jamming either a popsicle stick or a goddamn metal rod into it, the latter of which magically becomes a wooden stick in the process. The aforementioned unique hotdogs can make unique corndogs too, though they're more like sidegrades since they usually don't share a food effect with the basic corndog.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
HotdogV2.png Hotdog

MeatPasteV2.png Meat Paste

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Hot diggity dog! None
HerbalSausageV2.png Herbal sausage

HotdogV2.png Hotdog
Contusine.png Herb

InHand.png N/A You may use any other herb, including cannabis or catnip. Making herbal sausage puts any chemicals that were in the herb into the sausage. None
HotdogInBunV2.png Hotdog in a bun

HotdogV2.png Hotdog
Sliceplain2021.png Slice of Bread

OR

Slicehoney2021.png Slice of Honey-Wheat Bread

OR

Slicepumpkin2021.png Slice of Pumpkin Bread

OR

Slicecornbread2021.png Slice of Northern-Style Cornbread

OR

Slicecornbread2021.png Slice of Southern-Style Cornbread
InHand.png N/A Don't forget your condiment bottles! Healing Over Time (All)
BananadogV2.png Bananadog

HotdogV2.png Hotdog
Slicebanana2021.png Slice of Banana Bread

InHand.png N/A Sweaty and Healing Over Time (All)
HounddogV2.png Hounddog

HotdogV2.png Hotdog
Slice elvis2021.png Slice of Elvis Bread

InHand.png N/A Ain't nothing but. Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All)
BraindogV2.png Braindog

HotdogV2.png Hotdog
Slicebrain2021.png Slice of Brain Bread

InHand.png N/A Max Health Increased++ and Healing Over Time (All)
FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png Frankenstein's beef frank

HotdogV2.png Hotdog
Slicedread2021.png Slice of Dread

InHand.png N/A Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog. Healing Over Time (All) and Healing Over Time (Brute)
HerbalSausageInBun.png Herbal sausage in a bun

HerbalSausageV2.png Herbal Sausage
Sliceplain2021.png Slice of Bread

OR

Slicehoney2021.png Slice of Honey-Wheat Bread

OR

Slicepumpkin2021.png Slice of Pumpkin Bread

OR

Slicecornbread2021.png Slice of Northern-Style Cornbread

OR

Slicecornbread2021.png Slice of Southern-Style Cornbread

InHand.png N/A Don't forget your condiment bottles! Healing Over Time (All)
HerbalBananadog.png Herbal bananadog

HerbalSausageV2.png Herbal Sausage
Slicebanana2021.png Slice of Banana Bread

InHand.png N/A Sweaty and Healing Over Time (All)
HerbalHounddog.png Herbal hounddog

HerbalSausageV2.png Herbal Sausage
Slice elvis2021.png Slice of Elvis Bread

InHand.png N/A Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All)
HerbalBraindog.png Herbal braindog

HerbalSausageV2.png Herbal Sausage
Slicebrain2021.png Slice of Brain Bread

InHand.png N/A Max Health Increased++ and Healing Over Time (All)
FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png Herbal frankenstein's beef frank

HerbalSausageV2.png Herbal Sausage
Slicedread2021.png Slice of Dread

InHand.png N/A Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog. Healing Over Time (All) and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Corndog.png Corndog

HotdogInBunV2.png Hotdog in a bun
SteelRodsV2.png Rod

OR

Popsicle-stick.png Popsicle Stick

InHand.png N/A Don't forget your condiment bottles! Sweaty
HounddogOnAStick.png Hounddog-on-a-stick

HounddogV2.png Hounddog

OR

HerbalHounddog.png Herbal Hounddog
SteelRodsV2.pngRod

OR

Popsicle-stick.png Popsicle Stick

InHand.png N/A Contains 15 units of essence of Elvis. Energized+
BananaCorndog.png Banana-corndog

BananadogV2.png Bananadog
SteelRodsV2.pngRod

OR

Popsicle-stick.png Popsicle Stick

InHand.png N/A Sweaty+
BrainCorndog.png Brain-corndog

BraindogV2.png Braindog
SteelRodsV2.pngRod

OR

Popsicle-stick.png Popsicle Stick

InHand.png N/A Max Health Increased++
DamnedCorndog2.png Corndog of the damned

FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png Frankenstein's Beef Frank
SteelRodsV2.pngRod

OR

Popsicle-stick.png Popsicle Stick

InHand.png N/A Healing Over Time (All)
Corndog.png Herbdog

HerbalSausageInBun.png Herbal Sausage in a Bun
SteelRodsV2.pngRod

OR

Popsicle-stick.png Popsicle Stick

InHand.png N/A Aside from the name, otherwise not all that different from regular corndogs. Sweaty
BananaCorndog.png Banana-herbdog

HerbalBananadog.png Herbal Bananadog
SteelRodsV2.pngRod

OR

Popsicle-stick.png Popsicle Stick

InHand.png N/A Sweaty+
BrainCorndog.png Brain-herbdog

HerbalBraindog.png Herbal Braindog
SteelRodsV2.pngRod

OR

Popsicle-stick.png Popsicle Stick

InHand.png N/A Max Health Increased++
DamnedCorndog2.png Herbdog of the damned

FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png Herbal Frankenstein's Beef Frank
SteelRodsV2.png Rod

OR

Popsicle-stick.png Popsicle Stick

InHand.png N/A Healing Over Time (All)
2x HalfHotdogLeft.png / HalfHotdogRight.png Half hotdog

HotdogV2.png Hotdog

OR

HerbalSausageV2.png Herbal Sausage

KnifeV3.png N/A You get a left and a right half; both are functionally same. None
4x ChunkOfHotdog.png Chunk of hotdog

HalfHotdogLeft.png Left Hotdog half

OR

HalfHotdogRight.png Right Hotdog Half

KnifeV3.png N/A Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "chunks". None
HotdogOctopus.png / HotdogOctopusHappy.png Hotdog Octopus

HalfHotdogLeft.png Left Hotdog Half

OR

HalfHotdogRight.png Right Hotdog Half

KnifeV3.png N/A Aww. How cute. Contains a bit of love. Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "octopus". Use the knife on the resulting octopus to carve a little face, making it extra cute and giving it some love, literally. None

Pasta

In space, pasta is made using an oven (which is probably illegal somewhere); no need to boil it! It's worth noting that spaghetti noodles and pasta sheets specifically require semolina flour, which made from durum wheat, so restocking them might be more difficult than other starchy dishes. To compensate, pasta generally has some excellent food buffs, including ones that mend a small amount of damage over time, making it extra healing on top of the small amount of health gained from the very act of eating the food. Some varieties even give you healing chems.

Spaghetti noodles typically with come a randomly-chosen silly name, such as "spaceghetti" or "spetty", because of course it does, and dishes made from the noodles inherit the pasta's peculiar appellation.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Plainspaghetti2021.png Plain spaghetti

IngSpag.png Spaghetti

OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high In-game, it uses the exact same name as the spaghetti ingredient, which is kinda confusing. Requires fork. Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Plainspaghetti2021.png Boneless spaghetti

IngSpag.png Spaghetti
KetchupV2.png Ketchup

InHand.png N/A A spaghetti variant that requires the skeleton mutation to make. Specific name varies. Has 50 units of milk. Requires fork. Energized and Sturdy
Spaghetti2021.png Spaghetti with tomato sauce

1.
IngSpag.png Spaghetti
KetchupV2.png Ketchup
2.
Plainspaghetti2021.png Plain Spaghetti
KetchupV2.png Ketchup

1. OvenNew.png

2. InHand.png
1. 8 seconds, high

2. N/A
Specific name varies. Requires fork. There are two ways to make this: you can either put uncooked spaghetti and a ketchup packet in a oven for a while or put ketchup (i.e. tomato sauce) onto plain (cooked) spaghetti. Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Spicyspaghetti2021.png Spaghetti arrabiata

1.
IngSpag.png Spaghetti
HotSauceV2.png Hot Sauce
2.
Spaghetti2021.png Spaghetti in Sauce
HotSauceV2.png Hot Sauce

1. OvenNew.png

2. InHand.png
1. 8 seconds, high

2. N/A
Spicy! Specific name varies. Contains synaptizine and omnizine. Requires fork. To make, you can either put uncooked noodles and hot sauce in the oven or squirt hot sauce over spaghetti with sauce. Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Alfredo.png Fettuccine Alfredo

IngSpag.png Spaghetti
IngredientCreamV2.png Cream

OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Requires fork. Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Meatspaghetti2021.png Spaghetti with meatballs

IngSpag.png Spaghetti
MeatballV2.png Meatball

OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Specific name varies. Contains synaptizine. Requires fork. Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Chickenparm.png Chicken Parmigiana

IngSpag.png Spaghetti
KetchupV2.png Ketchup
ChickenNuggetV2.png Chicken Nugget

OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Contains synaptizine. Requires fork. Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Chickenalfredo.png Chicken Alfredo

IngSpag.png Spaghetti
IngredientCreamV2.png Cream
ChickenNuggetV2.png Chicken Nugget

OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Contains synaptizine. Requires fork. Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Lasanga.png Lasagna

PastaSheetV2.png Pasta Sheet
KetchupV2.png Ketchup
2x Cheeseslice.png Cheese Slice

OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Contains omnizine. Requires fork. Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)

Pies

There are not only sweet pies like apple pie or chocolate mud pie, but savory ones too, such as stargazy pie. Cream pies are in here too, and as the Clown can confirm, they're great for pranks, such as mousetrap pie launchers, which can use all sorts of pies too, not just the cream variety. Regardless of the type of pie, pies in Goonstation do not need pie tins; just put in your filling and sweet dough, set the time, and have it go. It literally is easy as pie. Notice, though, that they specifically need sweet dough, not regular dough.

Pies are pretty good for your Stamina since most of them provide the Refreshed food status effect (a Stamina regeneration buff) when you take a bite out of them; you can imagine this as all the sugar in the pie (or at least the sweet dough) giving you some extra pep. It's also possible to make custom pies and custom cream pies that give a variety of effects depending on what's in them.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Creampie2021.png Cream pie

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
IngredientCreamV2.png Cream

OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Really great for throwing at faces, even greater with dyspraxia/as a clown! Contains 10 units of cream (naturally). Requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
XCreamPie.png Custom cream pie

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
IngredientCreamV2.png Cream
CustomIngredient.gif Custom Ingredient

OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Accepts any food item. Requires spoon. Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies
Pie2021.png Custard pie

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
YellowSoupV2.png Custard

OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
ApplePie.pngApplePieSlice.png Apple pie

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
AppleV3.png Apple

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
PumpkinPie.pngPumpkinPieSlice.png Pumpkin pie

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
PumpkinV2.png Pumpkin

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
LemonMeringuePie.pngLemonMeringuePieSlice.png Lemon meringue pie

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
LemonV4.png Lemon

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
KeyLimePie.pngKeyLimePieSlice.png Key lime pie

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
LimeV4.png Lime

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
StrawberryPie2.pngStrawberryPieSlice.png Strawberry pie

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
2x StrawberryV3.png Strawberry

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
BlueberryPie.pngBlueberryPieSlice.png Blueberry pie

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
BlueberryV2.png Blueberry

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
CherryPie.pngCherryPieSlice.png Cherry pie

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
CherryV4.png Cherry

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
BlackberryPie.pngBlackberryPieSlice.png Blackberry pie

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
Blackberry.png Blackberry

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
RaspberryPie.pngRaspberryPieSlice.png Raspberry pie

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
Raspberry.png Raspberry

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
ChocolatePie.pngChocolatePieSlice.png Chocolate mud pie

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
CandyNEW.png Chocolate bar

OvenNew.png 5 seconds, high

OR

10 seconds, low
Not a euphemism, an actual mud pie this time. Accepts other types of candy too. Contains 10 units of pure hugs and 20 units of sugar. Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon. Refreshed, Sturdy, and Sweaty
Slurrypie2021.png Slurry pie

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
SlurrypodV2.png Slurry Pod

OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high The cooking of the slurrypod revealed their restorative properties. Contains 15 units of mutadone. Requires spoon. Cold and Bad Breath
Baconpie2021.png Bacon pie

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
RawBaconV2.png Raw Bacon

OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires spoon. Cold, Max Health Increased++, and Sweaty
Asspie2021.png Moon pie

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
ButtV2.png Butt

OR

Cyberbutt.png Cyberbutt

OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Get it? 10% chance of spawning with a silly alternate name such as "fart pie" or "mud pie". Requires spoon. Refreshed and Sweaty+
Fishpie2021.png Stargazy pie

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
PotatoV3.png Potato
FishFilletV2.png Fish Fillet

OR

SalmonFilletV2.png Salmon Fillet

OR

WhiteFishFilletV2.png White Fish Fillet

OR

SmallFishFilletV2.png Small Fish Fillet

OvenNew.png 5 seconds, high

OR

10 seconds, low
Better than it looks, really. Requires spoon. Rad Wick, Refreshed, and Sweaty
Chickenpotpie2021.png Space-chicken pot pie

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
CarrotV3.png Carrot
ChickenNuggetV2.png Chicken Nugget

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high The classic savoury pie. Other forms of nuggets are accepted. Contains 20 units of chicken soup. Requires spoon. Max Health Increased++, Refreshed, and Sweaty
Weedpie2021.png Chicken "pot" pie

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
ChickenNuggetV2.png Chicken Nugget
CannabisLeafV3.png Cannabis

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Get it? Other forms of nuggets and cannabis are accepted. Contains 20 units of THC and 20 u of CBD. Requires spoon. Refreshed and Sweaty
XPie.png Custom pie

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
EggV2.png Egg
CustomIngredient.gif Custom Ingredient

OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high You may add one or two items (food or otherwise). Requires spoon. Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies

Cookies And Moon Pies

Cookies, of course, require cookie dough, and there are a decent variety of fillings, including some more out-there ones. Thankfully, turning sweet dough (i.e. not regular dough) into cookie dough gives you a decent amount of them to work with. Sadly, though, in space, there are no cookie tins or cookie pans, so each oven can only make one cookie at a time.

Combine two cookies together with cream in an oven, and you get what are collectively called "moon pies". These have no relation to the other type of pies aside from requiring an oven.

Most cookies provide the Refreshed buff, reflecting how sweets in real life often provide a quick boost of energy. The two exceptions are iron cookies, which boost your max health because the iron filling is making you more hardy (quite possibly literally), and bacon cookies, which make you sweat like a pig because the bacon came from one (presumably). The moon pies provide upgraded versions of the food buffs provided by the cookies they're made from.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Stroopwafel.png Stroopwafel

2x CookieDoughV2.png Cookie Dough
MapleSyrupV2.png Maple Syrup

OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Refreshed
SpookieV3Animated.gif Spookie

CookieDoughV2.png Cookie Dough
Ectoplasm2.png Ectoplasm

OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Contains 10 units of sugar and 10 units of ectoplasm. Refreshed
JaffaCakeV2.png Jaffa cake

CookieDoughV2.png Cookie Dough
CandyNEW.png Chocolate bar
OrangeV3.png Orange

OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high While in real life this is indeed legally considered a cake by parts of the British legal system, in Goonstation, this is considered a cookie. Contains 10 units of sugar, 5 units of chocolate, and 5 units of orange juice. Refreshed
SugarMoonPieV2.png Sugar moon pie

2x SugarCookieV2.png Sugar Cookie
IngredientCreamV2.png Cream

OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Contains 10 units of cream and 30 units of sugar. Refreshed
OatmealMoonPieV2.png Oatmeal moon pie

2x OatmealCookieV2.png Oatmeal Cookie
IngredientCreamV2.png Cream

OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Contains 10 units of cream and 30 units of sugar. Refreshed+
ChocolateChipMoonPieV2.png Chocolate-chip moon pie

2x ChocolateChipCookieV2.png Chocolate-Chip Cookie
IngredientCreamV2.png Cream

OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Contains 10 units of chocolate, 10 units of cream, and 30 units of sugar. Refreshed+
IronMoonPieV2.png Iron moon pie

2x IronCookieV2.png Iron Cookie
IngredientCreamV2.png Cream

OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Contains 10 units of cream, 20 units of iron, and 20 units of sugar. Max Health Increased++
BaconMoonPieV2.png Bacon moon pie

2x BaconCookieV2.png Bacon Cookie
IngredientCreamV2.png Cream

OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Contains 10 units of cream, 20 units of porktonium, and 20 units of sugar. Sweaty+
FullMoonPieV3Animated.gif Full moon pie

2x SpookieV3Animated.gif Spookie
IngredientCreamV2.png Cream

OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Contains 10 units of cream, 20 units of ectoplasm, and 20 units of sugar. Refreshed+
JaffaMoonCobblerV2.png Jaffa moon cobbler

2x JaffaCakeV2.png Jaffa Cake
IngredientCreamV2.png Cream

OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Contains 10 units of chocolate, 10 units of cream, 10 units of orange juice, and 20 units of sugar. Refreshed+
WhoopiePieV2.png Whoopie pie

2x ChocolateChipCookieV2.png Chocolate-Chip Cookie
CandyNEW.png Chocolate bar
IngredientCreamV2.png Cream

OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high Requires chocolate-chip cookies specifically. Contains 30 units of chocolate, 10 units of cream, and 20 units of sugar. Refreshed+

Candies and sweets

All candy made from melted sugar can be flavoured and coloured by pouring reagents over the tray of melted sugar.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Meltedsugar.png Melted sugar

IngredientSugarV2.png Sugar
ServingTray.png Tray

OvenNew.png 10 seconds, low Can be flavoured by pouring reagents over it. None. Will burn your mouth, you greedy pig.
Meltedsugar-strip.png Melted sugar strip

Meltedsugar.png Melted sugar

KnifeV3.png N/A Can be made into various types of candy. None.
Hardcandy.png Hard candy

Meltedsugar-strip.png Melted sugar strip

KnifeV3.png N/A Can be wrapped in a piece of paper. Energized
Rock candy.png Rock candy

Meltedsugar-strip.png Melted sugar strip
SteelRodsV2.png Rod

OR

Popsicle-stick.png Popsicle Stick

InHand.png N/A A rod of hard candy on a stick. None.
Meltedsugar-circle.png Melted sugar torus

Meltedsugar-strip.png Melted sugar strip

InHand.png N/A Can be made into dragon's beard or lollipops. Cannot be eaten.
Lpop-rainbow.png Swirly lollipop

Meltedsugar-circle.png Melted sugar circle
SteelRodsV2.png Rod

OR

Popsicle-stick.png Popsicle Stick

InHand.png N/A Colourful! None.
Dragonsbeard-loop.png Dragonsbeard-loopinf.png Dragon's beard

Meltedsugar-circle.png Melted sugar circle
IngredientFlourV2.png Flour

InHand.png N/A Gets better the more times you fold it, but has a chance to break every time it's folded. Chances are improved if you're a chef and apply flour before each fold. Can be cut into individual pieces. Energized
CandyCaneV2.png Candy cane

Mint.png Mint
IngredientSugarV2.png Sugar

OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Festive! Energized
AppleOnAStickV3.png Apple on a stick

AppleV3.png Apple
SteelRodsV2.png Rod

OR

Popsicle-stick.png Popsicle Stick

InHand.png N/A It's like an apple, but with a handle. Cold and Refreshed
CandyAppleV3.png Candy apple

AppleOnAStickV3.png Apple on a Stick
IngredientSugarV2.png Sugar

OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Perfect for a crewmember, or a witch. Energized
DeliciousAppleOnAStickV3.png Delicious apple on a stick

DeliciousAppleV3.png Delicious Apple
SteelRodsV2.png Steel Rods

OR

Popsicle-stick.png Popsicle Stick

InHand.png N/A Contains 10 units of capulettium. Cold and Refreshed
DeliciousCandyAppleV3.png Delicious candy apple

DeliciousAppleOnAStickV3.png Delicious Apple on a Stick
IngredientSugarV2.png Sugar

OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Contains 10 units of capulettium. Energized
NougatBar.png Nougat bar

Honeyblob.png Honey
IngredientSugarV2.png Sugar

OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Chock full of nougat. Besides making your own, you can also buy these from snack machines. None
GranolaBarV2.png Granola bar

Honeyblob.png Honey
IngredientOatmealV2.png Oatmeal

OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low A honey and oat based snack. Refreshed+
HetzCupV2-32x32.png Hetz's Cup

PeanutButterV2.png Peanut Butter
CandyNEW.png Chocolate bar

InHand.png N/A Works with any candy, so long as it has chocolate reagent and isn't another Hetz's Cup. None

My Dream Bakery

DessertsTable.png

Some dessert items allow for a multitude of customizations. Currently, cakes and donuts can be hand-crafted with love, allowing you to choose unique frostings, toppings, and fillings. Grab your kitchen island and your bread knife, it's time to bake off!

Donuts

IcingTubeV3.pngFrostedDonuts.png

Donuts can be frosted to customize them. They have a shared reagent pool of 50 units, and each donut starts filled with 20 units of sugar already in it. This means you can fill the additional 30 units with reagents of your choosing. To fill a donut, use a syringe to inject reagents into it.

You can also frost the donut, which adds reagents to the reagent pool too. Frosting a donut once with an icing tube will also make a frosting layer that's the same color as the reagents in the tube, and will transfer 15 units of the frosting reagents to the donut. Frosting options include:

  • Full icing DonutIcing.png
  • Half-and-half icing DonutHalfandHalf.png
  • Dipped icing DonutDipped.png
  • Sprinkles DonutSprinkles.png
  • Center filling DonutCenterFill.png
  • Heart icing DonutHeart.png
  • Star icing DonutStar.png
  • Zigzag icing DonutZigZag.png

Frosting again will allow you to create another design on the donut that transfers another 15 units of reagent to the donut. You can also hit a donut with coconut meat to add coconut flakes on top of the donut, which doesn't count towards the reagent pool or use up a frosting slot. DonutCoconut.png

This is a perfect way to refill Security's supply of donuts if they're running low, with the added benefit of being able to make them custom donuts with helpful chemicals contained in every bite. They make a great portable snack to give to friends too!

Cakes

Meat cake new.pngSponge cake new.pngBasic cake.png

Cakes can be either hard-coded specific ones with unique sprites or customs ones made by taking a cake batter, putting it in the KitchenHelper with an item, and running the KitchenHelper. Alternatively, you can take a basic cake base and shove it in the oven with an item to bake the item into the cake, though it won't transfer any special coloring or filling.

Cakes
Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & Temperature Info Effects
Cake batter.png Cake batter

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
2x EggV2.png Egg

MixerNew.png None The first step of baking any cake! None
Cake batter.png Custom Cake Batter

Cake batter.png Cake Batter
CustomIngredient.gif Custom Ingredient

MixerNew.png None Blending a cake batter with another food item will bake into a cake of that type and color. This has to be done as a separate step after using the KitchenHelper the first time to make a cake batter. None
Basic cake.png Basic Cake

Cake batter.png Cake Batter

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Varies
Basic cake.png Custom Cake

Cake batter.png Cake Batter
CustomIngredient.gif Custom Ingredient

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Creates a cake of whatever type of object you put in, but doesn't retain any of the special colors. Varies
Sponge cake new.png Creamy sponge cake

Cake batter.png Cake Batter
IngredientCreamV2.png Cream

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Contains 10 units of cream and 20 units of sugar. Cold and Energized
Chocolate cake new.png Chocolate sponge cake

Cake batter.png Cake Batter
CandyNEW.png Chocolate bar

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Cold and Energized
Meat cake new.png Meat cake

Cake batter.png Cake Batter
HumanoidMeatV2.png Humanoid Meat

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Cold and Energized
Bacon cake new.png Bacon cake

Cake batter.png Cake Batter
3x RawBaconV2.png Raw Bacon

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high An actual food crime. Cold and Energized
TrueBacon.gif True Bacon (TM)

7x RawBaconV2.png Raw Bacon

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high An abomination... Gross Burps and Fire Burps
Icing

IcingTubeV3.pngIcingModularCake.png

Icing tubes can be filled with any chemical mix of your choosing! Icing a cake will use 25 units of reagent to create a frosting style of your choosing in the color of the reagents used.

Toppings

CherryV4.png

Any food item can be used as a topping, but most food items will be applied as a generic topping. You can have up to three different toppings on a cake, one per layer. Adding a topping to a cake will transfer any of the food buffs that topping contains to the cake's reagent pool of up to 300 units. A few items are special toppings with unique sprites that can be added to a cake without limit.

Unique Toppings:

Stacking & Slicing

CakesSlicesV2.png

  • Cakes can be stacked up to three tall.
  • Stacked cakes share a reagent pool (up to 300 units of chemicals)
  • Cakes can be sliced with a sharp enough tool, starting from the topmost layer.

Take pride in knowing your cake creations would probably net you the grand prize in one of those bake-off competition shows. Maybe.

Pizza

Plain pizza.png

Pizza time! From the dough up, you can make pizza out of anything and everything you can get your oven mitts on, if this game had oven mitts.

  1. Make a pizza base by flattening out some dough with a rolling pin.
  2. Add sauce. You can pour it on, or inject it with a syringe or something. Pizzas can accept up to 50 units of any reagent mixture.
  3. Add cheese. You can use a cheese wedge for regular cheese, or a cheese wheel for deep dish.
  4. Add toppings. These can be almost anything, whether it be pepperoni or a flashlight or something. Just click on the pizza with whatever you want to add.
    • You can take things off at any time by clicking on them, but once the pizza is cooked, the items are deleted!
    • Each pizza can hold a combination of up to ten tiny items. You can also add small items, but these take up two slots.
    • Food items added as toppings will enhance how much the final pizza heals you. Non-food items will reduce it instead!
    • Pizzas with lots of toppings are also much more filling than pizzas without them, i.e. you can't eat as much before becoming full.
  5. Bake your finished pizza on HIGH for 9 seconds.
    • You can also expose it to a temperature above 3200 Celcius (or 3473.15 Kelvin), which will guarantee that the final pizza is high quality.
      • Cooling racks might help you here.
      • As a funny aside, this is more than double the melting point of steel in real life.
  6. Any point in this process except the start and the finish can be skipped. You don't need to add cheese, toppings, or even sauce. You can have a sauceless cheese pizza, a cheeseless sauce pizza, or a pizza with absolutely nothing at all.

While the most straightforward way to assemble a pizza is just by clicking on it with things, you can also click-drag items onto the the base to add or remove toppings, add cheese, and so on. This means that being a cyborg won't lock you out of pizza-making, so you can assemble all sorts of pies on request. No such luck for ghostdrones, though!

Once your """masterpiece""" is done, it'll determine its effects from the toppings used to make it; the four with the most common occurrences will be picked. However, this formula comes with two default occurrences of Gross Burps and either Max Health Increased for cheese pizzas or Max Health Increased+ for deep dish pizzas. If you care about getting specific effects, you'll have to overcome these with smart topping usage!

All pizzas contain 20 units of bread in addition to whatever was added by its sauce. Pizzas with regular cheese gain 5 units of cheese, and deep dish pizzas gain 40. Every topping also adds up to 100 units of its parent reagents to the final product. Finally, the pizza comes with an extra 40 units of space that you can fill using a baster or syringe. Think of it like stuffing the crust. This can allow for adding extra reagents to make it more tasty... or not. All of these factors combined mean that any given pizza can have a lot of chemicals.

The resulting pizza's name will be in the format "[pizza] with [topping]", with the [pizza] part being "pizza marinara" for cheeseless, "cheese pizza" for regular cheese, "deep dish pizza" for deep dish, and "none" for cheeseless AND sauceless. The [topping] part is the name of the first topping you added, e.g. "cheese pizza with pepperoni", with a truncated character length to prevent shenanigans. You can examine it to see the entire list of toppings, as well as the color of the sauce.

To eat a pizza, slice it with a sharp object like a knife or a kitchen cutter. It'll be cut into six slices, with the pizza's reagents divided evenly between them. Each slice can be bitten two times. You can't normally eat a pizza whole; it has to be sliced (unless you have the Matter Eater mutation, which will let you scarf it down in one go! Don't eat it raw, though...)

If a critter nibbles on the pizza before you cook it, it'll ruin the whole thing and make it uncookable and unsafe to eat, so keep your kitchen free of mice and roaches!

Stove

StoveAnimation.gif

Soup! Not only does is it delicious, but it's quite good for you; the soup adds up all the healing amounts and up to 4 of the food buffs of the ingredients used. The more you put in, the more you get out!

  1. Click on the soup pot with an item to insert it as an ingredient. Go nuts!
    • You can use whatever, including things that aren't food, so long as it can go into a backpack.
      • You can't put another soup pot in the pot.
    • There is a limit on the number of things that can go in the pot, dependent on weight; essentially, you can fit in lots of tiny-size items but only a couple normal-size items.
    • The more ingredients you use, the more soup you can serve out. Be generous!
    • You can take ingredients out by click-dragging the pot onto you. This'll take out the most recently added ingredient.
  2. Click on the soup pot with a container of chemicals to pour it in as broth. Any chemicals. Up to 150 units of chemicals.
    • If at any point, you make a mistake and want to start over, you can click-drag the soup pot's sprite onto a floor tile while the pot's in your hand to recover the ingredients and pour the broth out. This also applies the turf effects of the reagents in the broth.
  3. Pick up the soup pot and click on the stove to put the pot on the stove. Use a lit welder, lighter, or similar flame source on the stove to light it. It'll start cooking for a few seconds.
  4. After it's finished, click on the stove to take the pot off.
  5. Click on the pot with a ladle to scoop up some soup, and click on a bowl with a ladle to serve it.

The resulting soup's name will be in the format "[ingredients] soup in [chemicals] broth", with the [chemicals] part displaying the three reagents with the highest volume, and you can Examine the soup pot to get a relative description of the amount of broth in the soup to the maximum volume and a similar one for ingredients. The description gets snarky if there's a lot of ingredients.

Miscellaneous

Recipes that don't quite fit elsewhere. Among many others, this includes a couple of ethnic/cultural dishes, various breakfast staples, soups, dips, snack foods, and even a few foods for non-humans.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
BaconAndEggs.png Bacon and eggs

2x RawBaconV2.png Raw Bacon
2x EggV2.png Egg

OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high Requires fork. Energized+
Foodwaffles.png Waffles

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
DoughV2.png Dough

OvenNew.png 10 seconds, low High Tek. Energized
DryPancakesV2.png / PancakesV2.png Pancakes

1.
IngredientPancakeMixV2.png Pancake Batter
MapleSyrupV2.png Maple Syrup
2.
DoughV2.png Dough
MapleSyrupV2.png Syrup

1. OvenNew.png
2. DefibrillatorV2-32x32.png
1. 5 seconds, high

OR

10 seconds, low
2. N/a.
You can either stick pancake batter (you don't need to actually mix it with anything...) in an oven...or defib (regular) dough, because memes. Don't forget to add the maple syrup after cooking the pancakes! Energized and Gassy
FrenchToast.png French toast

Sliceplain2021.png Slice of Bread
2x EggV2.png Egg
MilkBottleV2.png Milk Bottle

OvenNew.png 5 Seconds, High

OR

10 Seconds, Low
Eggy bread if you're English, pain perdu if you're French. Any bread works. You can also add maple syrup to triple the amount of HP healed (2 to 6). Energized and Max Health Increased+
CrumpetV3.png Crumpet

HoleyDoughV2.png Holey Dough

OvenNew.png 3 Seconds, High. Very British. Healing Over Time (Brute)
SeedBagelV2.png / BagelPlainV2.png Bagel

DoughCircleV2.png Dough Circle

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low. Can create both plain and seed bagels. Sturdy
DonutV2.png Donut

DoughCircleV2.png Dough Circle
IngredientSugarV2.png Sugar

OR

DoughV2.png Dough

OR

SemolinaDoughV2.png Semolina Dough
StunbatongifNEW.gif Stun Baton

OvenNew.png 6 Seconds, low. A nice loop of dough. It's also possible make donuts by clicking on dough with a stunbaton, referred to as batonfrying. The baton has to be on, you must be on any intent besides Harm, and you need to have the Security Training trait. This doesn't consume baton charge, so you can do this forever. Energized
BiscuitV2.png Biscuit

IngredientFlourV2.png Flour
DoughV2.png Dough

OvenNew.png 4 seconds, low Healing Over Time (Brute)
EnglishMuffinV2.png English Muffin

BiscuitV2.png Biscuit

KnifeV3.png N/A Delicious. Cut in half with a knife. Warm
ButteredEnglishMuffinV2.png Buttered English Muffin

BiscuitV2.png Biscuit
ButterV2.png Butter

InHand.png N/A Butter is optional. Energized
SausageMacguffinV2.png Sausage MacGuffin

2x EnglishMuffinV2.png English Muffin
Cheeseslice.png Cheese Slice
EggV2.png Egg
HumanoidMeatV2.png Humanoid Meat

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Unrelated to any corporations. None
Churro.png Churro

DoughStripV2.png Dough Strip
IngredientSugarV2.png Sugar

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Yum, can be eaten alone or dipped various soups and sauces. Energized
NewRoachPuffs.png Roach Puffs

CookieSwirlies.png Cookie Swirlies
CandyNEW.png Chocolate bar

OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl. None
HoneyWonksV2.png Honey Wonks

CookieSwirlies.png Cookie Swirlies
Honeyblob.png Honey

OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl. None
Tahn-O-NysV2.png Tahn-O-Nys

CookieSwirlies.png Cookie Swirlies
BananaV2.png Banana

OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl. None
NewSyndieShreddies.png Shredded Syndies

CookieSwirlies.png Cookie Swirlies
PureTelecrystal.gif Pure Telecrystal

OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl, fortified with atropine & space drugs. None
Flocked-FlakesCirrial.png Flocked-Flakes Cirrial

CookieSwirlies.png Cookie Swirlies
OddCrystal.png Odd Crystal

OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl. None
CookedBaconV2.png Bacon

RawBaconV2.png Raw Bacon

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Crispy. None
OmeletteTransparent.png Omelette

HumanoidMeatV2.png Humanoid Meat
Cheeseslice.png Cheese Slice
2x EggV2.png Egg

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Requires fork. Energized and Gross Burps
OmeletteTransparent.png Deep-space hell omelette

HumanoidMeatV2.png Humanoid Meat
CheeseV2.png Cheese
2x SpaceBeeEgg.png Bee Egg

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high The space bees are not going to like this! Requires fork. Energized and Gross Burps
Meatballsub 2021.png Meatball sub

PlainLoaf 2021.png Loaf of Bread

OR

Baguette.png Baguette
MeatballV2.png Meatball
Cheeseslice.png Cheese Slice
KetchupV2.png Ketchup

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, High Works with any type of bread loaf, as well as baguettes. Energized+ and Max Health Increased++
Banhmi 2021.png Banh mi

Honeyloaf 2021.png Loaf of Honey-Wheat Bread

OR

Baguette.png Baguette
CarrotV3.png Carrot
CucumberV2.png Cucumber
RawBaconV2.png Raw Bacon

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, High Works only with honeywheat bread and baguettes. Energized+ and Max Health Increased++
Garlicbread.png Garlic Bread

Baguette.png Baguette
ButterV2.png Butter
GarlicV3.png Garlic

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 20u of holy water. Healing Over Time (Toxin), Max Health Increased++, Energized and Bad Breath
Garlicbreadc.png Cheesy Garlic Bread

Baguette.png Baguette
Cheeseslice.png Cheese Slice
ButterV2.png Butter
GarlicV3.png Garlic

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Contains 10u of holy water and 10u of cheese. Healing Over Time (Toxin), Max Health Increased++, Energized and Bad Breath
Fairybread.png Fairy Bread

Sliceplain2021.png Slice of Bread
IngredientSugarV2.png Sugar
ButterV2.png Butter

OvenNew.png 8 seconds, low A strange Australian creation. Contains 5u of bread and 5u of sugar. Refreshed+
SteakV3.png / SynthmeatSteakV3.png Steak

HumanoidMeatV2.png Humanoid Meat

OR

SynthmeatV2.png Synthmeat

OvenNew.png 10 seconds, low You may use synth-, monkey- or human meat. Max Health Increased+ and Healing Over Time (Brute)
ChangelingSteak.png Changeling Steak

ChangelingMeat.png Changeling Meat

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Hopefully it's dead. Contains Neurotoxin. Max Health Increased+ and Healing Over Time (Brute)
RoastTurkey.png Roast turkey

RawTurkey.png Raw turkey

OvenNew.png 5 seconds, high

OR

10 seconds, low
You can't eat a whole turkey yourself; you have to carve it up with some sort of cutting or snipping tool first. Carving it up yields two turkey drumsticks and three turkey slices. N/A
TurkeyDrumstick.png Turkey drumstick

RoastTurkey.png Roast turkey

KnifeV3.png N/A You get two of these when you carve up a roast turkey. Unfortunately, there are no drums to beat, and anyhow, they aren't real drumsticks. Fortunately, every drumstick contains 10 units of gravy. Healing Over Time (Brute), Max Health Increased+
TurkeySlice.png Turkey slice

RoastTurkey.png Roast turkey

KnifeV3.png N/A You get three of these when carving up a roast turkey. Each slice contains 10 units of gravy (delicious!) Healing Over Time (Brute), Max Health Increased+
FishFingers.png Fish fingers

FishFilletV2.png Fish Fillet

OR

SalmonFilletV2.png Salmon Fillet

OR

WhiteFishFilletV2.png White Fish Fillet

OR

SmallFishFilletV2.png Small Fish Fillet

OvenNew.png 10 seconds, low The type of fish used is irrelevant. Don't think about fish with fingers. Healing Over Time (Burn),Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Sweaty
CookedShrimpMeat.png Cooked shrimp meat

RawShrimpMeat.png Raw shrimp meat

OvenNew.png 2 seconds, high

OR

4 seconds, low
A classic. No need to be shellfish with these. Warm and Healing Over Time (Brute)
BakedPotatoV2.png Baked potato

PotatoV3.png Potato

OvenNew.png 8 seconds, high A heated potato. Sturdy
MashedPotatoesTransparent.png Mashed potatoes 3x PotatoV3.png MixerNew.png N/A They've been shown who's boss in the kitchen. Requires either a fork or spoon. Max Health Increased+ and Sturdy
FriesV4.png Fries

Potatochips.png Chips

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, low None
ChiliCheeseFries.png Chili cheese fries

1. FriesV4.png Fries
ChiliPepperV3.png Chili Pepper
CheeseV2.png Cheese

OR

2. Potatochips.png Chips
ChiliPepperV3.png Chili Pepper
CheeseV2.png Cheese

OvenNew.png 1. 3 seconds, low
2. 7 seconds, low
There are two different recipes, with two different optimal cook times, depending on whether you use cooked fries or raw potato slices. Staple of Space Coney Island and kinda unhealthy. Contains 1 unit of cholesterol, 10 units of cheese, and 10 units of capsaicin. Max Health Increased+
FoodSwedishMeatballs.png Swedish meatballs

IngredientFlourV2.png Flour
EggV2.png Egg
2x MeatballV2.png Meatball

OvenNew.png 10 seconds, low Bork Bork Bork! Requires fork. None
PizzaGhetti.png Pizza-ghetti

Pizzas.gif Pizza

OR

PizzaSlices.gif Pizza Slices
Spaghetti2021.png Spaghetti in Sauce

OR

Spicyspaghetti2021.png Spaghetti Arrabiata

InHand.png N/A Inherits the pasta's silly name. Contains pizza reagent and fleur-de-lys. Sweaty
RangoonTransparent.png / Eggroll.png Custom rangoon / eggroll

WontonWrapperTransparent.png Wonton Wrapper
CustomIngredient.gif Custom Ingredient

DeepFryer.png N/A Combine the wrapper with a food item of your choice, then load it into the deep fryer. Tiny objects make a rangoon, small items an eggroll. Energized
MashedBrainsTransparent.png Mashed brains

BrainV2.png Brain

OR

SynthbrainV2.png Synthbrain

OR

OddCrystal.png Odd Crystal

OR

Intelligence Form Chip Rework2.gif Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core

MixerNew.png N/A Good brain food--no prions, guaranteed! Well-cooked mashed brains has a 1% chance to give you a good mutation...and a 1% chance to give you a bad one (both cannot happen at the same time). Eating this requires either a fork or a spoon. Max Health Increased++
MeatloafNew.png Meatloaf

MeatPasteV2.png Meat Paste
EggV2.png Egg
PlainLoaf 2021.png Loaf of Bread

OvenNew.png 8 seconds, low Requires fork. Max Health Increased++
Taco0.png Taco shell

Tortilla.png Tortilla

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low Devoid of any and all taco ingredients None
Taco2.png Meat taco

Taco0.png Tacoshell
HumanoidMeatV2.png Any Meat
Cheeseslice.png Cheese Slice
HotSauceV2.png Hot Sauce

InHand.png N/A Most types of meat can be used, including bacon. Energized and Warm
Tortilla-chip.png 4x Tortilla chips

Taco0.png Tacoshell

InHand.png N/A Crush an empty cooked taco shell to get four of these. Energized
GuacamoleV2.png Guacamole

AvocadoV2.png Avocado

FoodProcessor.png N/A Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Refreshed
MintChutneyV2.png Mint chutney

Mint.png Mint
ChiliPepperV3.png Chili Pepper
GarlicV3.png Garlic
OnionV3.png Onion

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Energized and Refreshed
OatmealV2.png Oatmeal (random flavor)

IngredientOatmealV2.png Oatmeal

OvenNew.png 5 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Healing Over Time (Brute)
RedSoupV2.png Tomato soup

2x TomatoV3.png Tomato

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Refreshed and Warm
PorridgeV2.png Porridge

2x IngredientRiceV2.png Rice

OvenNew.png 5 seconds, high

OR

10 seconds, low
Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Healing Over Time (Brute)
GruelV2.png Gruel

3x FoodYuckV2.png ?????

MixerNew.png N/A Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Sweaty
YellowSoupV2.png Chili con queso

ChiliPepperV3.png Chili Pepper
CheeseV2.png Cheese

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Sweaty and Warm
RedSoupV2.png Chili con carne

HumanoidMeatV2.png Humanoid Meat
ChiliPepperV3.png Chili Pepper

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Fart Thrust and Warm
RedSoupV2.png Chili con flagration

HumanoidMeatV2.png Humanoid Meat
ChiliPepperV3.png Chili Pepper
2x HotSauceV2.png Hot Sauce

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Fire Burps and Warm
ElDiabloV2.gif El Diablo

RedSoupV2.png Chili Con Carne
RedSoupV2.png Chili Con Flagration
ChiliPepperV3.png Chili Pepper
HotSauceV2.png Hot Sauce

OvenNew.png 10 seconds, high Warning: not for the faint of heart! Combine the con carne and flagration along with the rest of the listed ingredients. Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Fire Burps+ and Warm
GruelV2.png Cream of mushroom

IngredientCreamV2.png Cream
MushroomV3.png Mushroom

OR

CloakedPanellusMushroom.png Cloaked Panellus

OvenNew.png 8 seconds, low

OR

4 seconds, high
Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. While it's made from mushrooms, it, surprisingly, contains only 10 units of cream, with no space fungus in sight. Cleanse and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
GruelV2.png Cream of magic mushroom

IngredientCreamV2.png Cream
MagicMushroomV2.png Magic Mushroom ("space mushroom" in-game)

OvenNew.png 8 seconds, low

OR

4 seconds, high
Named just "cream of mushroom" in-game. Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. It's more potent than the 'shrooms they're made from; while magic 'shrooms contain only psilocybin, this dish contains 20 units of LSD, 20 units of space drugs, and 20 units of psilocybin, on top of the usual 10 units of cream seen in cream of mushroom dishes. Cleanse, Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Rad Wick
GruelV2.png Cream of amanita mushroom

IngredientCreamV2.png Cream
WhiteMushroomV3.png Amanita Mushroom ("space mushroom" in-game)

OvenNew.png 8 seconds, low

OR

4 seconds, high
Goes by just "cream of mushroom" in-game. Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Contains 10 units of cream,and since you've just made a dish from poisonous amanita mushrooms (also known as white mushrooms or fly amanita mushrooms), it contains 20 units of amanitin, a dangerous poison. Cleanse and Rad Wick
SaladV2.png Salad

2x LettuceLeafV3.png Lettuce Leaf

OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Requires fork Energized and Refreshed
HardBoiledEggV2.png Hard-Boiled Egg

EggV2.png Egg

OvenNew.png 4 seconds, low The loose cannon of foods Night Vision and Healing Over Time (Brute)
DeviledEggV2.png Deviled Egg

HardBoiledEggV2.png Hard-Boiled Egg

KnifeV3.png N/A An unholy egg. Energized
EggSaladV2.png Egg Salad

HardBoiledEggV2.png Hard-Boiled Egg
SaladV2.png Salad
IngredientMayonnaiseV2.png Mayonnaise

OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Energized and Bad Breath
HaggisV2.png Haggis

HeartV2.png Heart
OnionV3.png Onion
IngredientOatmealV2.png Oatmeal

OvenNew.png 9 seconds, high Och laddie, don ya ken wha U'm sayin? Works with all other internal organs, namely lungs, stomachs (as per tradition), intestines, pancreases, kidneys, spleens, appendices, and, disturbingly, eyes. Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
HaggisV2.png Haggass

ButtV2.png Butt
OnionV3.png Onion
IngredientOatmealV2.png Oatmeal

OvenNew.png 9 seconds, high Makes you quite gassy, Scottish style. Requires a fork. Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
NewScotchEgg32x32.png Scotch Eggs

Sliceplain2021.png Slice of Bread
EggV2.png Egg
HumanoidMeatV2.png Humanoid Meat

OvenNew.png 3 seconds, high In scotland, Scotch Eggs count as a vegetable. Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
RefriedBeansV2.png Refried Beans

RawBaconV2.png Raw Bacon
2x BeanPodV3.png Bean Pod

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Requires spoon. Fart Thrust and Gassy
RiceAndBeans.png Rice And Beans

IngredientRiceV2.png Rice
BeanPodV3.png Bean Pod

OvenNew.png 10 seconds, low Requires spoon. Fart Thrust and Gassy
FriedRice.png Fried Rice

IngredientRiceV2.png Rice
EggV2.png Egg
OnionV3.png Onion
GarlicV3.png Garlic

OvenNew.png 10 seconds, low Requires spoon. Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (All)
Omurice.png Omurice

IngredientRiceV2.png Rice
EggV2.png Egg
KetchupV2.png Ketchup

OvenNew.png 8 seconds, low Requires spoon. Max Health Increased++ and Warm
Risotto.png Risotto

IngredientRiceV2.png Rice
ButterV2.png Butter
OnionV3.png Onion
GarlicV3.png Garlic

OvenNew.png 5 seconds, high Requires spoon. Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All)
Croissant.png Croissant

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
ButterV2.png Butter

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Healing Over Time (Brute)
Painauchocolat.png Pain au Chocolat

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
ButterV2.png Butter
CandyNEW.png Chocolate bar

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Healing Over Time (Brute) and #Energized
Danish apple.png Apple Danish

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
ButterV2.png Butter
AppleV3.png Apple

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Healing Over Time (Brute) + Refreshed
Danish cherry.png Cherry Danish

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
ButterV2.png Butter
CherryV4.png Cherry

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Healing Over Time (Burn) + Refreshed
Danish blueberry.png Blueberry Danish

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
ButterV2.png Butter
BlueberryV2.png Blueberry

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Healing Over Time (Burn) + Energized
Danish weed.png Cannadanish

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
ButterV2.png Butter
CannabisLeafV3.png Cannabis

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high Contains 10u of THC and 10u of CBD. Healing Over Time (Brute) + Healing Over Time (Burn)
IceCreamConeV3.png Ice cream cone

SweetDoughV3.png Sweet Dough
IngredientSugarV2.png Sugar

OvenNew.png 1 second, low None
XIceCreamConeV2.png X-flavored ice cream

IceCreamConeV3.png Ice Cream Cone

IceCreamMachineV3.gif N/A The machine offers three basic flavors: chocolate, coffee, and vanilla, which all contain 40 units of their respective chems. Alternatively, you can use a container (beaker, drinking glass, bottle etc.) with reagents of your choice. Cones made this way contain 10 units of cream and 30 units of chems from the container used. Cold
OrangeV3.png Synthorange

OrangeV3.png Orange
SynthmeatV2.png Synthmeat

InHand.png N/A Must use synthmeat specifically. Heals twice the amount of regular oranges. Cold and Refreshed
DonkPocketV2.png Donk pocket (warm)

1.
DoughV2.png Dough
MeatballV2.png Meatball
2.
DonkPocketV2.png Cold Donk Pocket

1. & 2. OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high You can either make your own with dough and meatballs or take a pre-made one from a Donk-Pockets box, which start out cold and unheated.

If you heat it right (e.g. with a microwave or oven), it'll fill you with 10 units of delicious omnizine goodness when eaten. There are other ways of cooking it (e.g. lighters, welders, sparks), but if you heat it too much, it'll scald you for 5 BURN and fill you with 10 units of nasty ???? when eaten. The trick is to get it between 176°C to 260°C (449°K and 533°K).

Eat it quick, it'll cool down in seven minutes and you won't get the omnizine.
None
DonkPocketV2.png Warm honk-pocket

DoughV2.png Dough
MeatballV2.png Meatball
BikeHornV2.png Bike Horn

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Turns your farts into honks for a short time! But it does something completely different when it's left to cool for a good while... None
OnionChipsV2.png Onion Chips

2x OnionRingV2.png Onion Ring
GarlicV3.png Garlic
CheeseV2.png Cheese

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Like normal chips, but stinkier. Bad Breath
PopcornFullV3.png Popcorn

CornCobV2.png Corn Cob

WelderV2-32x32.gif N/A Heat the cob with a welding tool or other heat source until it pops. Night Vision
PopcornFullV3.png Popcorn

CornCobV2.png Corn Cob

FoodProcessor.png N/A Popped via the magic of the processor. Night Vision
Pickle.png Pickle

CucumberV2.png Cucumber

FoodProcessor.png N/A A reminder of all the pickle jars the crew smashed. None
EggnogV2.png Egg nog

3x EggV2.png Egg
MilkBottleV2.png Milk

OvenNew.png 5 seconds, low Also Festive! N/A
FRUITCAKE.png Fruit cake

SmolderingMessV2.png Smoldering Mess
FoodYuckV2.png ?????

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high You can only make this fruitcake in December. Cold and Energized
ZongziWrappedV2.png ZongziV2.png Zongzi

BambooShootV2.png Bamboo Shoot
RiceBallV2.png Rice Ball
HumanoidMeatV2.png Any Meat

OvenNew.png 4 seconds, high A Space Chinese rice snack wrapped in bamboo leaves. Click on it in-hand to unwrap it. Healing Over Time (All) and Energized+
NigiriRollPinkV2.png / NigiriRollOrangeV2.png / NigiriRollWhiteV2.png / NigiriRollSmallFish.png / NigiriRollShrimp.png Nigiri roll

RiceBallV2.png Rice Ball
SliceOfFishFillet.png Slice of Fish Fillet

OR

SliceOfSalmonFillet.png Slice of Salmon Fillet

OR

SliceOfWhiteFillet.png Slice of White Fillet

OR

SliceOfSmallFishFillet.png Slice of Small Fish Fillet

OR

CookedShrimpMeat.png Cooked shrimp meat

InHand.png N/A There are different-colored variations depending on the color of fish fillet slice you use, as well as a variant for specifically using shrimp. While they use different sprites, they all have the same in-game name and confer the same food buffs, healing, etc. Energized+
NigiriRollPinkV2.png / NigiriRollOrangeV2.png / NigiriRollWhiteV2.png / NigiriRollSmallFish.png Nigiri roll

RiceBallV2.png Rice Ball
SliceOfFishFillet.png Slice of Fish Fillet

OR

SliceOfSalmonFillet.png Slice of Salmon Fillet

OR

SliceOfWhiteFillet.png Slice of White Fillet

OR

SliceOfSmallFishFillet.png Slice of Small Fish Fillet

OvenNew.png 6 seconds low. Makes a random color nigiri roll, regardless of type of fillet used. Not correct sushi making. Energized+
OnigiriV3.png Onigiri

RiceBallV2.png Rice Ball
SeaweedSheetsV2.png Seaweed Sheet

InHand.png N/A A simplified version of how it is made in real life too. Warm
Onigiri.png / Sushiroll.png Sushi Roll

FishFilletV2.png Fish Fillet

OR

SalmonFilletV2.png Salmon Fillet

OR

WhiteFishFilletV2.png White Fish Fillet

OR

SmallFishFilletV2.png Small Fish Fillet
2x RiceBallV2.png Rice Ball
SeaweedSheetsV2.png Seaweed Sheet

OvenNew.png 6 seconds low. Use knife to slice. Also incorrect sushi making. Max Health Increased
CustomSushiRollChopped.png / CustomSushiRoll.png Custom sushi roll

SeaweedSheetsV2.png Seaweed Sheet
StickyRiceV2.png Sticky Rice
CustomIngredient.gif Custom Ingredient

RollingMat.png N/A Click the rolling mat with seaweed sheet, then sticky rice, and then up to 3 food items of your choosing. Click on the mat with empty hand a couple times to roll up the mat, then click on it again to unroll it and take the sushi roll off. Use a knife to slice it into sushi rolls. Now this is correct sushi making! Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies
HardtackV2.png Hardtack

DoughV2.png Dough
IngredientIronFillingsV2.png Iron Filings

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, high None
BeeKibbleV2.png Bee Kibble

FoodYuckV2.png ?????
Honeyblob.png Honey
WheatV2.png Wheat

OvenNew.png 10 seconds, high For bee larva only. None
BirthdayCupcake.png Birthday Cupcake

BeeKibbleV2.png Bee Kibble
Jellyblob.png Royal Jelly
SmallCandle.png Candle
IngredientSugarV2.png Sugar

OvenNew.png 10 seconds, high For space bees only...or brave humans. None
DogBiscuit.png Dog Biscuit

GranolaBarV2.png Granola Bar
MeatPasteV2.png Meat Paste
PeanutButterV2.png Peanut Butter

OvenNew.png 6 seconds, low If you're a pug, dog biscuits heal you a bit and grant you buffs! If you're not a pug, they do neither of those things--what did you expect? Energized+ and Max Health Increased++
Tandoorichicken.png Tandoori Chicken

Curry powder.png Curry Powder
ChickenNuggetV2.png Chicken Nugget
ChiliPepperV3.png Chili Pepper
GarlicV3.png Garlic

OvenNew.png 9 seconds, high Requires fork. Max Health Increased, Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm
Potatocurry.png Potato Curry

Curry powder.png Curry Powder
PotatoV3.png Potato
CarrotV2.png Carrot
Pea pod.png Pea Pod

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, low Requires fork. Energized, Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm
Coconutcurry.png Coconut Curry

Curry powder.png Curry Powder
CoconutMeatV2.png Coconut Meat
CarrotV2.png Carrot
IngredientRiceV2.png Rice

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, low Requires fork. Max Health Increased, Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm
Chickenpineapplecurry.png Chicken Pineapple Curry

Curry powder.png Curry Powder
ChickenNuggetV2.png Chicken Nugget
ChiliPepperV3.png Chili Pepper
PineappleSliceV2.png Pineapple Slice

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, low Requires fork. Healing Over Time (Brute), Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm
BowlOfRamen-32x32.png Bowl of ramen

RamenNoodles-32x32.png Ramen Noodles
SeaweedSheetsV2.png Seaweed Sheet
SoySauce-32x32.png Soy Sauce
HardBoiledEggV2.png Hard-Boiled Egg

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Requires chopsticks or any other fork equivalent. Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Warm
BowlOfUdon-32x32.png Bowl of udon

UdonNoodles-32x32.png Udon Noodles
SeaweedSheetsV2.png Seaweed Sheet
SoySauce-32x32.png Soy Sauce
Kamaboko-32x32.png Kamaboko

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Requires chopsticks or any other fork equivalent. Max Health Increased+, Sturdy, and Warm
BowlOfCurryUdon-32x32.png Bowl of curry udon

UdonNoodles-32x32.png Udon Noodles
SeaweedSheetsV2.png Seaweed Sheet
Curry powder.png Curry Powder
HardBoiledEggV2.png Hard-Boiled Egg

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Requires chopsticks or any other fork equivalent. Max Health Increased+, Refreshed, and Warm
BowlOfMapoTofu.png Bowl of mapo tofu

HumanoidMeatV2.png Monkey meat
ChiliPepperV3.png Chili pepper
SoybeanPodV2.png Soybean pod
OnionV3.png Onion

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high Based off cuisine from Space Sichuan, a region famous for its particular style of spicy food. This dish is no exception, for it contains a whopping 25 units of capsaicin. Requires a fork or equivalent, which includes chopsticks. Cleanse, Healing Over Time (Toxin), Rad Wick, and Warm
BowlOfSynthMapoTofu.png Bowl of synth mapo tofu

SynthmeatV2.png Synthmeat
ChiliPepperV3.png Chili pepper
SoybeanPodV2.png Soybean pod
OnionV3.png Onion

OvenNew.png 7 seconds, high More or less a vegeterian-friendly version of standard mapo tofu. Still just as spicy; it has a pretty substantial 25 units of capsaicin. Requires chopsticks or any other fork equivalent. Cleanse, Healing Over Time (Toxin), Rad Wick, and Warm
Ratatouille.png Ratatouille

CucumberV2.png Cucumber
TomatoV3.png Tomato
EggplantV3.png Eggplant
GarlicV3.png Garlic

OvenNew.png 3 seconds, high Stewed and caramalized. Remy not included. Requires spoon. Refreshed and Warm

Deep Fryer

DeepFryer.png FriedConorTransparent.png

Every food can be deep-fried, and the same applies to many other objects. In fact, you can deep-fry pretty much anything you can think of besides containers and bulky items. Experiment!

If the food coming out of the deep fryer is too hot, there's an easy fix: get a cooling rack from the FoodTech and put your fried food on it.

Note: Any food that is deep-fried keeps their effects and also gains the Warm effect. Also, keeping something in the Deep Fryer for an extended period of time not only reduces it to a smoldering mess, it also causes the fryer to occasionally spray hot oil and scorch a small area near it, setting anything and anyone on fire.

Shitty Grill

ShittyGrillNew.gif

Not-actually-all-that-shitty grill that appears on John's Bus, which can be called at the Space Diner and Mining Outpost for space-based maps and the Sea Diner for ocean-based maps. Grilling is simple: click on the grill to light it up, then wait a while for it to warm up. Once it's ready, click on the grill with an item in your hand to put that item on the grill. Wait a few seconds, then click on the grill again to take it off the grill. It's ready for consumption after that, but if it's so hot it scolds you, you'll want to put it on a cooling rack.

Like the deep fryer, just about everything that can be held in your hand can be grilled, even things that aren't food, and the resulting grilled item is edible and counts as a food item for recipes that can accept food items, but not non-foods, as a custom ingredient. Moreover, there are different grill states depending on how long the item was on the grill, and if you get the timing right, the newly grilled item can have omnizine or even enriched MSG in it. However, the time frame for a perfect grill is short and unforgiving, and it's quite easy to just burn it into a char. Grilled food will keep their effects and also gain the Warm effect.

Grilling in John Bill's presence will elicit helpful and/or amusing comments from him. Supposedly, there's also a super-powered version with many different functionalities in some forsaken lab somewhere. Also, you probably shouldn't leave it on and unattended without anything grilling.

Pickle Jar

PickleJar.png

Did you just make a full-course buffet for the crew, but then the shuttle got called as soon as you finished cooking? Fret not, the ancient art of pickling is here to save the day! Like the two machines above, the pickle jar can turn most hand-held objects into food, but with a twist: the pickled items persist across shifts!

Simply place an item in one of the two glass jars on the station. If you then take it out during a future shift, you'll get a pickled, edible version of the item. Don't think you can use this to store traitor items for future shifts though; just like with frying and grilling, a pickled item will only be usable as food. Besides, the jar rejects items with a contraband level of 1 or higher, because they're "too illegal to fit". Additionally, the item will only become pickled when the shift ends, meaning anyone can just take the item out of the jar and use it normally until the end of the shift. Pickled items won't keep their reagents/food-buffs, either.

You can find pickle jars in the same place they were left last shift if the same map was chosen twice in a row. If it's a different map than before, it'll be randomly placed somewhere on the station.

Microwave

MicrowaveNew.png

Though rarely (if ever) used for anything, the microwave still has its place in the bar. Most people are aware of warm donk pockets, but there are also several other legacy recipes which might be of use to a bartender or hungry assistants - a second unit can be found in crew quarters, and more may be deployed with the help of an Engineer.

Produced item Recipe Info
DonutV2.png Donut

IngredientFlourV2.png Flour
EggV2.png Egg

PopcornFullV3.png Popcorn

CornCobV2.png Corn Cob

Foodwaffles.png Waffles

2x IngredientFlourV2.png Flour
2x EggV2.png Egg

Pie.png Custard pie

2x IngredientFlourV2.png Flour
BananaV2.png Banana

Peel the banana first! Requires spoon.
Hburger.png Burger

IngredientFlourV2.png Flour
HumanoidMeatV2.png Humanoid Meat

Possible types of meat: monkey, human.
Hburger.png Synthburger

IngredientFlourV2.png Flour
SynthmeatV2.png Synthmeat

Synth meat only.
Brainburger.png Brainburger

IngredientFlourV2.png Flour
BrainV2.png Brain

Only a monkey or human brain will work, not synthbrains! Infects whoever eats it with kuru.
Assburger.png Buttburger

IngredientFlourV2.png Flour
ButtV2.png Butt

Doesn't work with synth- or cyberbutts.
Roburger.png Roburger

IngredientFlourV2.png Flour
CyborgHeadStandardV2-32x32.png Standard Cyborg Head

Recipe is limited to the standard cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with robotic transformation.
HeartburgerNEW.png Heartburger

IngredientFlourV2.png Flour
HeartV2.png Heart

Works with human and monkey hearts. Synthetic or cyberhearts are not compatible.
MeatballV2.png Meatball

HumanoidMeatV2.png Humanoid Meat
HumanoidMeatV2.png Humanoid Meat

Valid combination: 1x monkey + 1x human.
DonkPocketV2.png Warm donk pocket

IngredientFlourV2.png Flour
MeatballV2.png Meatball

DonkPocketV2.png Warm donk pocket

DonkPocketV2.png Cold Donk Pocket

A box of them can be found in the kitchen refrigerator. Once heated, they will stay warm for about seven minutes.

In case of an invalid or unrecognized recipe, the microwave is less forgiving than its successor. However, it's not the end of the world and both failure states can be addressed rather easily.

MicrowaveMessy.png The microwave gets covered in muck! - Get a spray bottle or a sponge. Ask the janitor or simply steal one.

MicrowaveBroken.png The microwave breaks! - Use a screwdriver on the unit, then a wrench.

Just like real life, putting an egg in a microwave by itself is a Bad Idea.

Prison Loaf Processor

LoafProcessor.png

Certain customers may not even be able to visit the bar and enjoy your culinary delicacies. Fortunately, there is still a convenient way to deliver food to the inmates: the Lay-Z Chef Prison Food Chute. Many items (food or otherwise) are suitable components for the processor, which sends the fresh loaf directly to the brig. While you have limited control over the taste or appearance of said loaf, there is actually more to it than meets the eye. It might be worthwhile to experiment with the amount and composition of the ingredients!

Icon Level Name Comments Notes
Prisionloaf base.png 1 Prison loaf A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible.
Prisionloaf base.png 2 Dense prison loaf The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today.
Prisionloaf base.png 3 Extra-dense prison loaf Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else.
Prisonloaf supercompressed.gif 4 Super-compressed prison loaf Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god.
Prisionloaf fissile.gif 5 Fissile loaf There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat. Throw it and watch what happens.
JPfru.gif 6 Fusion loaf Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within?
PrisonloafNeutron.gif 7 Neutron loaf Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons.
QuarkLoaf.gif 8 Quark loaf This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy. You can bash through reinforced walls with this.
DegenerateLoaf.gif 9 Degenerate loaf You should probably call a physicist.
StrangeletLoaf.gif 10 Strangelet loaf You should probably call a priest. Flies around at random, destroying whatever it hits and heavily damaging players it bashes into.
Prisonloaf EinsteinRosen.gif 11 Einstein-rosen loaf A hypothetical feature of loaf-spacetime. It could in theory be used to open a bridge between one point in space-time to another point in loaf-spacetime, if one had the machine required ... Can be used to make a material that causes whatever it's made out of to float.

Food Effects

Consuming certain foods can grant you certain boosts to things like stamina regeneration and maximum health. Generally, the more complex or resource intensive the cooking process, the better the buffs the food provides, and the closer it's cooked to the optimal heat level and time, the longer the buffs last; you'll know you've gotten it right if you get a message like That tasted amazing! when eating it. Having THC in your system doubles the duration of the food buffs further. If you have the Kitchen Training trait (in other words, you're a Chef), you can Examine food to see what buffs it gives and check if it's been cooked well enough to get the bonus buff duration for quality.

Buff Explanation
Energized Adds +18 max stamina.
Energized+ Adds +22 max stamina.
Refreshed Adds +2.2 stamina regeneration.
Refreshed+ Adds +5 stamina regeneration.
Warm If you're below base body temperature (37 degrees C), raises your body temperature by 6 degrees Celsius every few seconds.
Cold If you're above base body temperature (37 degrees C), lowers your body temperature by 0.8 degrees Celsius every few seconds.
Cleanse Adds +80% Disease Resistance
Healing Over Time Heals varying amounts of the damage type listed every 5 seconds. Has variations that fix Burn, Brute, Tox, and all three.
Damage Over Time Deals varying amounts of the damage type listed every 5 seconds. Has variations that deal Burn, Brute, Tox, and all three.
Sweaty Small chance to sweat a fluid puddle of water beneath you. Gross. Unaffected by clothing worn.
Sweaty+ Like regular Sweaty, but with a higher chance of creating a puddle.
Max Health Increased Adds +10 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition.
Max Health Increased+ Adds +20 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition.
Max Health Increased++ Adds +40 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition and is enough to let you take two cyalume saber hits.
Gross Burps Your burps sound extra-grody.
Night Vision Lets you see better in darkness much like the Cat Eyes trait.
Sturdy Halves the chance for your limbs to be blown off by an explosion. Stacks with the Adamantium Skeleton trait.
Gassy Your *farts sound...interesting.
Fart Thrust *Farting lets you navigate through Space and pushes you forward on the Seafloor. Remember you can still use IJKL to orient your character.
Rad Wick Increases your radiation resistance.
Fire Burps When you *burp, you unleash a column of flame tiles up to 4 tiles in front of you, drastically shortening the buff.
Fire Burps+ Like regular Fire Burps, but the flames go up to 6 tiles instead of 4 and have a higher temperature.
Bad Breath Your breath is rancid and anyone near you can smell it. Mostly just flavor text.
Brain Food Every few seconds, you heal 1 brain damage. Benefits only apply if you have the Aquatic Genetics mutation

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