Foods and Drinks

Food is what you eat. Drinks are what you drink. Here is a comprehensive (but still incomplete) list of items and recipes for the chef to utilize and the crew to enjoy. Just remember that side-effects are by no means unknown or uncommon.

On the RP Servers, letting hunger and thirst motives get too low reduces your maximum health and maximum stamina regeneration, respectively.

Snacks

Icon	Name	Available from	Info	Effects
	Donut	Vendor, kitchen, Hacked SecTechs	All donuts give double the HP recovery to Security personnel, namely the Head of Security, the Nanotrasen Security Operative, the Detective, Security Officers, and Security Assistants. Security even starts with a couple of full boxes around, that can be picked up for on-the-go donut carrying by click-dragging the box to your sprite. <Insert Joke>	Energized
	Robust donut	Sec weapons vendor	In addition to doubled healing for Sec personnel like regular donuts, contains 12 units of sugar, 12u of epinephrine, and 12u of synaptizine. You can also take more bites out of it.	Energized
	Robusted donut	Sec weapons vendor	In addition to doubled healing for Sec personnel like regular donuts, contains 12u of epinephrine, 12u of salbutamol and 16u of saline-glucose. You can also take more bites out of it.	Energized
	Chips	Vendor	The bag adds to the crunch!	Sturdy
	Chocolate Bar	Vendor, kitchen	Nondescript chocolate from an equally nondescript company. Comes with no razor inside usually... Don't take candy from strange barbers.	None
	Fries	Vendor, kitchen	French fries from a vending machine! Delicious!	None
	Popsicle	Vendor, kitchen	Comes in 7 amazing flavors! Eating one yields a popsicle stick, naturally.	Cold
	Popcorn	Kitchen	Unsalted with no butter.	Night Vision
	Onion chips	Kitchen	Chips made from onions. Don't judge.	Bad Breath
	Nougat bar	Kitchen, snack machine	Chock full of nougat. You can make your own or buy 'em from snack machines.	None
	Granola bar	Kitchen	A honey and oat based snack.	Refreshed+
	Cookie tin	Kitchen	Contains 7x butter cookies. Sadly, the tin itself is inedible.	N/A
	Popsicle Box	Refrigerator	Contains 7x popsicles!	N/A
	Hetz' Cup	Kitchen	Must be unwrapped before being eaten.	None
	Candy apple	Kitchen	A delectable and possibly spooky treat.	Energized
	Candy cane	Kitchen	Festive!	Energized
	Yoghurt	Kitchen	Requires spoon. A frozen variant can be spawned by a certain jolly man.	None
	Pickle	Kitchen	A reminder of all the pickle jars that the crew smashed. Don't trust pickles you find in the trash.	None.
	Swedish Fisk	Kitchen	Contains swedium. Bork Bork Bork!	None
	Extravagant Chocolate Gateau	Kitchen	A very fancy cake that the chef couldn't have cooked.	Energized and Cold
	Fortune Cookie	Quartermaster	A small cookie with a Zoldorf-esque fortune in it.	None
	Chinese takeout carton	Quartermaster	A carton full of delicious Space Chinese food. The character depicted is half the expression for "China".	没有
	Candy heart	Quartermaster	Flavored chalk with inscriptions such as "Robust Me" and "Love Transfer Valve". 10 in every box!	None
	Peach ring	Quartermaster, GTM	Contains a tiny bit of peach juice.	None
	Gummy Worm	Quartermaster	Each bag contains 6 worms, and each worm has 5 units of sugar and 10 units of one of the following random chems (flavors, if you will): apple juice, blue raspberry juice, blueberry juice, cherry juice, lemonade, orange juice, peach juice, strawberry juice, triple citrus, and watermelon juice.	None
	Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel	GTMs	Contains strawberry juice, vanilla, and three random miscellaenous reagents!	Energized
	Cinnamon donut	GTMs	Loaded with 12 units of cinnamon.	Energized
	Little Danny's Snack Cake	Hacked FoodTech	Comes in many colors and with bad grease, VHFCS, "flavoring", and occasionally just poison.	Sweaty
	Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf	Most Listening Posts	A regular snack cake that's most definitely not trying to be a Twinkie.	Sweaty
	Descuento Danito's Burritos	Snacks Vendor	Available in many different flavors. Comes with an integral heating mechanism. May contain a golden ticket.	Sweaty
	Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles	Snacks Vendor	Literally poison. Also equipped with a heater.	N/A
	Hungry Dan's TV Dinners	Snacks Vendor	Yum. Also equipped with a heater.	Max Health Increased+
	Lollipop	Medbay	A healthy snack containing a small amount of medicine, such as charcoal or saline.	None
	'Hole Zone Layer' Caramel Creme	Goodybags	'Hole Zone Layer' caramel cremes are surprisingly delicious! (And very sugary.)	Energized
	Candy corn	Goodybags	Disappointing. Gives you loads of sugar and bad oil to rub it in.	Sweaty
	Butterscotch	Goodybags	Buttery and not very scotch-y.	Energized
	Saltwater Taffy	Goodybags	Must be unwrapped before being eaten. Comes in 3 delectable flavors/colors: cherry/red (10 units of psilocybin, 10u cherry juice), watermelon/pink (10u of love, 10u of watermelon juice), and blue raspberry/blue (10u of LSD, 10u of blue raspberry juice). Each piece also has 10 units of sugar...and may also contain razor blades.	None
	-1 Bar	Food synthesizers	Possibly healthy.	Sweaty
	Farty Snott's Every Flavour Beans	Wizard's Den, Trench	Contains random reagents that cannot be extracted. More at Wizard.	None
	Yellow cake	RD Office	Contains uranium. Safe and delicious!	None
	Cookie Swirlies	Crew quarters	A breakfast cereal made up of tiny cookies. Now with 10% less salmonella!	None
	Roach Puffs	Oshan Kitchen maint	Can also be directly eaten or mixed with milk in a bowl. But there's no chocolate in it...	None
	Shredded Syndies	GTM, Ocean Listening Post	Eat directly from the box or in a bowl. Fortified with atropine & space drugs.	None
	Telecrystal	Mining	Surprisingly edible! Has a variety of effects.	None?
	Viscerite	Mining	Also surprisingly edible! Contains a good chunk of synthflesh, but watch out for the other stuff in there...	None?
	Flockburger	Debris Field/Oshan station level merchant	Turns out that a glass sandwich is made of silicon, radium, and limeade.	Max Health Increased+ and Warm
	Weird cheese	Mining Outpost, chemistry	Too rotten to be used in food and chockful of weird decay products.	Sweaty and Bad Breath
	Funny-looking can	Admins, Centcom kitchen	Is surströmming. For Swedes, makes a delightful dish. For non-Swedes, induces a wide range of gross-out effects, most of which involve stuns and vomiting, with a very rare chance to puke out a heart or become extra stinky.	Bad Breath
	Apple	Hydroponics	The Medical department's most hated fruit.	Cold and Refreshed
	Banana	Hydroponics	Peel it first!	Cold and Refreshed
	Orange	Hydroponics	A bitter citrus based fruit.	Cold and Refreshed
	Lemon	Hydroponics	A sour citrus based fruit. Perfect for decorating drinks.	Cold and Refreshed
	Lime	Hydroponics	An extra sour citrus based fruit. Perfect for decorating drinks.	Cold and Refreshed
	Strawberry	Hydroponics	Neither straw nor berry.	Cold and Refreshed
	Avocado	Hydroponics	Still good since 8000 B.C.E.	Cold and Refreshed
	Grapes	Hydroponics	Comes in two colors: Green and not green.	Cold and Refreshed
	Raspberry	Hydroponics	Tart and summery.	Cold and Refreshed
	Blackberry	Hydroponics	Tart, summery, and would stain your teeth if you could see them.	Cold and Refreshed
	Blue Raspberry	Hydroponics	Tart, summery, and very unnaturally blue.	Cold and Refreshed
	Melon slice	Hydroponics	Slice a watermelon with something sharp to get six of these.	Cold and Refreshed
	Honey	Hydroponics	Produced by space bees. Taste may vary, depending on the plant that provided the nectar.	None
	Carrot	Hydroponics	Good for your eyes.	Night Vision and Refreshed
	Slurryfruit	Hydroponics	Poisonous!	None
	Eggplant	Hydroponics	Has a chance to be censored.	None
	Coconut meat	Hydroponics	Break open a coconut for a few of these and a handy cup.	Cold and Refreshed
	Pineapple slice	Hydroponics	No salt needed. Cut a pineapple to get one of these. Must be kept away from pizza at all costs.	Cold and Refreshed
	Bamboo shoot	Hydroponics	Slice a bamboo stalk to get one of these.	Cold and Cleanse
	?????	Incompetent chef	Contains ???? (reagent). The result of a bad recipe, probably shouldn't eat this...	None
	Smoldering Mess	Incompetent chef	Also contains ????. The result of overcooking something.	None
	Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods	Incompetent(?) chef	Contains ???? as well. Result of leaving something in the fryer for too long.	Warm
	Orange Goop	Leaker plant	Contains 20 units of ???? (aka "yuck") and 10 units of oil.	Sweaty, Bad Breath

Drinks

Pre-Packaged Drinks

Icon	Name	Type	Available from	Info
	Booze-O-Mat	Various	Bar	Dispenses booze and cocktail accessories. Doesn't have any ID restrictions.
	Space beer	Alcohol	Bar	Fermented wheat, for the casual bar frequenter.
	Fancy beer	Alcohol	Bar	Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains beer plus a number of random chemicals.
	Cider	Alcohol	Bar	Fermented apples and pears, not to be confused with its non-alcoholic variant.
	Mead	Alcohol	Bar	Fermented honey, for the casual dwarven tavern frequenter.
	Wine	Alcohol	Bar	Fermented grapes, for the distinguished gentleman or the undistinguished mother in the case of red wine.
	Hobo wine	Alcohol	???	Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains wine plus a number of random chemicals.
	Vodka	Alcohol	Bar	Fermented potatoes, for the hardcore Slav. Often referred to as water by rebellious teenagers.
	Gin	Alcohol	Bar	Did you know that gin was originally a medicinal liquor produced by monks? Also, the bottle design takes cues from Beefeater Gin, a British brand of gin that features an image of a red-suited Yeomen of the Guard on the label.
	Tequila	Alcohol	Bar	Fermented blue agave plant, for the Mexican gentleman.
	Champagne	Alcohol	Bar	For the indubitably distinguished gentleman. Hit pods, segways or other vehicles with the Harm intent to rename them.
	Rum	Alcohol	Bar	Fermented sugar/sugarcane, for the drunken sailor or pirate. Spaced rum bottles also contain yobihodazine.
	Bo Jack Daniel's	Alcohol	Bar	A real man's drink!
	Stinkeye's Special Reserve	Alcohol	???	A favorite of captains everywhere.
	Curacao Liqueur	Alcohol	Alcohol Resupply Crate, Trench	Contains, well, curacao, a fairly strong cocktail ingredient with unique drunktalk lines.
	Cristal Champagne	Alcohol	Cargo, Maintenance, Mining Level	Contains, well, champagne. Can be used to rename vehicles in the same way as the regular version. Every Wedding Crate from Cargo contains a bottle. Depending on your luck, you may also stumble upon one in a random room in maintenance and an mysterious abandoned safehouse in the Mining Level.
	Yerba Mate	Other	Vendor	Contains mate. Both the mate gourd and yerba packet can be purchased from coffee machines. The packet must be mixed with water in order to drink.
	Egg nog	Other	Bar, kitchen	Available year round, unlike in real life. Contains Egg Nog, wow!
	Creaca's Space Milk	Other	Kitchen	Good for your bones! Contains 50 units of, well, milk.
	Mootimer's Calcium Drink	Other	Kitchen	Also good for your bones! As expected, contains 50 units of milk.
	Creaca's Fruit Milk	Other	Vendor	Each flavor contains 30 units of milk and 20 units of juice. These juice flavors can range from a standard fruit extract to a "mystery flavor".
	Space cola.	Soda	Red and blue soda machines, kitchen	Keep away from children. Each space cola can contains 20 units of cola (naturally), which normalizes temperature and makes you less drowsy, and 10 units of VHFCS, which decays into a lot of sugar. You can also use *twirl (Hotkey: Ctrl + I) to shake these up, so that the person who opens them gets sprayed with its contents. Pranked!
	Fancy cola	Soda	Red and blue soda machines that have been hacked	Sold, confusingly, as just "space cola". Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains 20 units of cola, 10 u of VHFCS, and 10 u of a random drink, such as ginger ale or strawberry milk. It's possible to make your own custom sodas via a CheMaster 3000, which draws from the same sprite pool as these. Cans bought from the machine and made via the CheMaster can be shaken (use *twirl, hotkey is Ctrl + I), causing them to spray their contents on whoever opens them.
	Decirprevo Bottled Water	Other	Vendor	Iodized water. A bottle contains 45 units of water and 5 units of iodine. Refreshing.
	Robust-Eez	Soda	Vendor	Contains methamphetamine.
	Grife-O	Soda	Vendor	A little radioactive. That's because it contains space dust.
	Dr. Pubber	Soda	Vendor	Contains morphine and haloperidol.
	Grones Soda	Soda	Vendor	Comes in random flavors.
	Spooky Dan's	Soda	Vendor	Two flavors on offer. Neither are industrial runoff, nope!
	Orange-Aid	Soda	Vendor	Contains oculine.
	Lime-Aid	Other	Vendor	Contains antihol.
	Soft Soft Pizza	Other	Hacked Vendor	Contains liquid pizza... What?
	Robust Coffee	Other	Vendor	Contains addictive coffee which helps against stuns.
	Happy Elf Hot Chocolate	Other	Vendor	Popular among unpaid workers with pointy ears.
	Chicken Soup	Other	Vendor	Popular among Souls. Can cure minor diseases.
	Weight-Loss Shake	Other	Vendor	Unpopular with Blobs. Contains lipolicide.
	Tea	Other	Vendor	Its just hot water with a leaf in it!
	Wired Dan's Kafe Kick	Other	Hacked Vendor	A daily fix of drugs and poison, diluted with water. Banned by the Space FDA.
	Delightful Dan's Ginger Ale	Other	GTM	Contains 50 units of ginger ale, as to be expected.
	Delightful Dan's Peachy Punch	Other	GTM	Contains peach juice.
	Drowsy Dan's Terrific Tonic	Other	GTM	Contains 25 units of lemonade... and 25 units of ether.
	2010 Vintage	Other...	Courtroom	Contains finely aged...piss.
	Mugwort tea	Other	Wizard's Den	A bitter tea with magical protective properties. Heals wizards.
	Brotein Shake - Dragon Balls	Other	Josh, QM Trader	Not for the faint of heart, Contains energy drink.

Drink Recipes

A Bartender's job also isn't complete unless you know how to make people drunk off fancy recipes and how to present your creations properly. To that end, you can add umbrellas, wedges and other doodads to a variety of fancy drinking glasses and craft an absolute myriad of cocktails, so you go beyond just serving plain ethanol.

Most of these drinks can be made just with just the dispenser, but not all of them. For drinks with coffee, it's best to get coffee from the coffee machines (the green-colored vending machines) rather than fool around with the espresso machine. Drinks with sugar need sugar from the chemical or soda dispensers, not the sugar used by the Chef. For drinks with more exotic ingredients, you may need the chem dispenser (which is usually right near the alcohol and soda dispenser) and a beaker, since the chem dispenser doesn't accept drinkware. Luckily, there's usually a large one around right on top of it, and your glass recycler can make beakers.

Alcoholic Cocktails

This page is under construction. The following information may be incomplete. Ethanol values need to be updated to reflect PR #15065 getting merged. This PR made it so the amount of ethanol an alcoholic drink generates is modified by depletion rate and tweaked depletion rates and alcohol strengths of various drinks to account for this change. As a general rule, the ethanol values shown are likely higher than in reality.

All the drinks listed below create ethanol in the drinker. It is important to note that the ethanol is created as the person metabolizes the drink (represented as the drink "decaying", or decreasing in volume, inside of them, which you can observe by taking readings of them with a reagent scanner), rather than happening on ingestion, so the effects of ethanol come gradually rather than instantaneously.

Ethanol has a variety of effects, but the gist of it is that just a little bit of ethanol (as in, less than 15 units) won't hurt you, but past that you start getting the bad effects like slurred speech and confused movement, and those only amplify with more ethanol. Once 40 units are inside you, that's when you might start suffering liver damage, and if you hit triple digits, alcohol poisoning kicks it. (Notice how the effects are based on absolute amount of ethanol in the person rather than amount per unit of blood like in real life.)

Different cocktails also decay into different amounts of ethanol, allowing you a little control over just how fast and how far your customers get rip-roaring drunk. Every four seconds, the drink decays into the amount of ethanol listed, times a special number. This special number, called a multiplier, is usually two, but it can change depending on server load. So, if a drink has, say, 0.3 listed for the Ethanol column, it'll decay into 0.6 units of ethanol every four seconds, give or take a bit.

Item	Icon	Eth.		Recipe	Info
Screwdriver		0	.1	Vodka + Orange juice	Screws/unscrews stuff when poured onto something, like the other screwdriver.
Bliss on the Beach		0	.1	Screwdriver + Cranberry juice	Farts upon synthesis. Don't question it.
Lemon Drop		0	.3	Vodka + Orange Juice + Lemon Juice + Simple Syrup OR Screwdriver + Lemon Juice + Simple Syrup
Vodka Gimlet		0	.25	Vodka + Lime juice
Cosmopolitan		0	.1	Vodka Gimlet + Cranberry juice
Bloody Mary		0	.1	Vodka + Tomato juice
Bloody Scary		2	.3	Vodka + Changeling blood
Vodka Martini		0	.3	Vodka + Vermouth
Vodka Tonic		0	.1	Vodka + Tonic water
Phil Collins		0	.3	Vodka Tonic + Lemonade
Mind Eraser		0	.3	Vodka Tonic + Robust Coffee
Black Russian		0	.2	Vodka + Robust Coffee OR Vodka + Espresso
White Russian		0	.15	Black Russian + Milk
Espresso Martini		0	.1	Vodka + Chocolate + Sugar + Espresso
Suicider		3		Vodka + Cider + Epinephrine + Welding fuel	Can also be extracted or distilled from omega weed.
Murdini		3	.5	Martini + Apple juice + Suicider
Appletini		0	.3	Vodka + Cider + Apple Juice
Port		0	.2	Vodka + Wine + Sugar + Iron	Has a chance to teleport you at random.
Crème de Menthe		0	.2	Vodka + Sugar + Mint
Grasshopper		0	.2	Crème de Menthe + Vanilla + Chocolate	Turns you into a roachperson for an amount of time proportionate to how long it was in your system.
Peach Schnapps		0	.25	Vodka + Peach Juice	Rarely, decays into VHFCS.
Moscow Mule		0	.15	Vodka + Ginger Ale + Lime juice
Blue Lagoon		0	.1	Vodka + Curacao + Lemonade
Sea Breeze		0	.1	Vodka + Cranberry Juice + Grapefruit juice
Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier		0	.1	Beer + Nanomachines	Can also be distilled from roburgers and cheeseborgers. Do not drink while operating a vehicle.
Snakebite		0	.15	Beer + Cider
Diesel		0	.25	Snakebite + Cranberry juice
Radler		0	.1	Beer + Lemonade
Michelada		0	.1	Beer + Tomato Juice + Capsaicin	Doots on creation. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
Romulale		0	.8	Beer + Blueberry Juice + Blue Raspberry Juice	Takes a lot of inspiration from Romulan Ale, a drink from Star Trek.
BOOrbon		1	.3	Bourbon + Ectoplasm	Makes a spooky sound upon mixing.
Whiskey Sour		0	.2	Bourbon + Lemonade
Manhattan		0	.3	Bourbon + Vermouth + Bitters
Hunchback		0	.1	Bourbon + Cola + Tomato juice	See Chemicals.
Duck Fart		0	.6	Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Milk
Irish Coffee		0	.1	Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Sugar + Milk	Try putting in sugar first so you don't accidentally make Duck Fart.
Old Fashioned		0	.3	Bourbon + Bitters + Sugar + Water
Mint Julep		0	.15	Bourbon + Sugar + Mint	Cools you down a bit if you're not almost at freezing point.
Horse's Neck		0	.5	Bourbon + Bitters + Ginger Ale	Neighs on mixing
Hot Toddy		0	.4	Bourbon + Sweet Tea + Lemon Juice OR Bourbon + Half and Half	Does not need heating.
Jean Harlow		0	.6	Rum + Vermouth
Planter's Punch		0	.4	Rum + Lemonade
Sangria		0	.15	Planter's Punch + Wine + Orange juice	Warms you up a little bit.
Mai Tai		0	.3	Rum + Lime juice + Orange juice
Rum and Cola		0	.7	Rum + Cola
Space-Cuba Libre		0	.1	Rum and Cola + Lime juice
Daiquiri		0	.2	Rum + Lime juice + Sugar	Try adding the rum first, so you don't accidentally make limeade.
Mojito		0	.2	Daiquiri + Mint
Pineapple Caipirinha		0	.1	Vodka (2) + Pineapple Juice (2) + Ice + Sugar
Piña Colada		0	.1	Rum + Coconut milk + Pineapple juice
Blue Hawaiian		0	.18	Rum + Coconut Milk + Curacao + Pineapple juice + Ice OR Piña Colada + Curacao + Ice
Gunfire		0	.1	Tea + Rum	Makes a silly sound on mixing.
Wellerman		0	.7	Rum + Sweet Tea	Just like in "Soon May the Wellerman Come"
Brass Monkey		0	.25	Rum + Vodka + Orange Juice	Makes a monkey scream on mixing.
Fluffy Critter		0	.2	Rum + Lime Juice + Lemonade + Strawberry Juice	Coos on creation.
Hot Buttered Rum		0	.3	Rum + Cider + Butter	Extract the butter in a reagent extractor. Is room temperature, despite its name.
Spiced Rum		0	.6	Rum + Capsaicin	Surprisingly not spicy. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
Gin and Tonic		0	.1	Gin + Tonic water
Pink Gin and Tonic		0	.1	Gin and Tonic (1) + Bitters (1)
Gin and Chronic		0	.25	Gin and Tonic + Tetrahydrocannabinol	Decays into THC as well as ethanol.
Gin and Sonic		0	.2	Gin and Tonic + Methamphetamine	Juice Time. Decays into meth as well as ethanol. Reduces stuns on its own sometimes. Changes your shoes' sprite into the one for red shoes. Makes you say Sonic references.
Tom Collins		0	.18	Gin and Tonic + Lemonade
Gin Fizz		0	.25	Gin + Lemon juice + Tonic Water
Gimlet		0	.25	Gin + Lime juice
Martini		0	.3	Gin + Vermouth
Negroni		0	.25	Martini + Bitters
Necroni		1	.5	Negroni + Ectoplasm	Makes a spooky moan upon mixing.
Nicotini		0	.3	Martini + Nicotine	Creates some nicotine as it decays.
French 75		0	.15	Gin + Champagne + Lemonade
Derby		0	.4	Gin + Bitters + Mint	One of many drinks with the same name.
Bee's Knees		0	.3	Gin + Lemon Juice + Honey
Tequini		0	.4	Tequila + Vermouth
Brave Bull		0	.35	Tequila + Robust Coffee	Mild stun reduction.
Prairie Fire		0	.25	Tequila + Capsaicin	Sometimes decays into capsaicin and histamine as well as ethanol.
Margarita		0	.2	Tequila + Lime juice + Orange juice
Tequila Sunrise		0	.1	Tequila + Orange juice + Grenadine
Tealquila Sunrise		0	.3	Tequila Sunrise + Coagulated Gnesis	A safe cocktail made from radio bird blood, this drink will rapidly purge Coagulated Gnesis from your bloodstream, helping to combat the slow conversion of your blood into more Gnesis. Note: this drink refuses to be mixed in the bloodstream.
Paloma		0	.1	Tequila + Grapefruit juice + Lime juice
Mimosa		0	.05	Champagne + Orange juice
Kalimixto		0	.15	Wine + Cola
Hard Punch		0	.07	Simple Syrup + Apple Juice + Sangria + Pineapple Juice + Ginger Ale	Has enough of a kick that it might send you flying.
Pisco Sour		0	.4	White Wine + Egg + Simple Syrup + Lime Juice + Bitters	Be sure to ask the kitchen for some eggs.
Peach Bellini		0	.14	White Wine + Peach Juice
Rossini		0	.14	White Wine + Strawberry Juice
Blackberry Bramble		0	.14	Gin + Blackberry Juice + Lemon Juice
French Martini		0	.14	Vodka + Raspberry Juice + Pineapple Juice
Jazzberry Hard Lemonade		0	.14	Vodka + Blue Raspberry Juice + Lemonade	Makes a silly (but jazzy) sound when mixed.
Long Beach Iced Tea		0	.3	Tequila + Bliss on the Beach + Rum + Gin + Lemon j.
Long Island Iced Tea		0	.2	Tequila + Screwdriver + Rum + Gin + Lemon j. + Cola OR Tequila + Screwdriver + Gin + Lemon j. + Rum and Cola
Three Mile Island Iced Tea		0	.6	Vodka + Gin + Tequila + Cola + Curacao	Makes a distinctive sound upon mixing. Not actually radioactive.
Ling Island Iced Tea		N/A		Long Island Iced Tea + Neurotoxin @ 374 K	You need to heat it first to 374K/100C. Rather than decaying into ethanol gradually over time after being drunk, it gives a whole of bunch of it when it fully deletes from someone's system. The more LIIT there was, the more ethanol.
Squeeze		2	.5	Bread (reagent) + Welding fuel	Stuns and infects the consumer with food poisoning.
Honky Tonic		1		Tonic Water + Space Lube + Neurotoxin + Colorful Reagent	A very Clown-y drink. Sometimes stuns and causes honking, occasionally makes you say something silly.
Freeze		4		Secret!	Stuns, makes you Ice Moon cold. May spontaneously freeze you into an ice statue. Neutralized by chocolate.
Dragon's Breath		5		Secret!	Stuns, sets you on fire. May spontaneously incinerate you into a lovely pile of ash. Neutralized by milk.
Grog		13		Secret!	Makes you into a pirate! Yarr! Keep away from items and faces.
Mutini		1		Secret!	Grants hella loads of mutations, then removes them all when it exits your system.
Sheltergrog		1	.8	Secret!	Makes you a shelter-frog-person! *croak*
Bombini		0	.3	Secret!	Excessive consumption may result in a stinging sensation.

Non-Alcoholic Drinks

For teetotalism advocates and those that might be watching out for their liver after having one too many Bo Jack Daniels. These drinks don't give you any ethanol. Some of these can still hurt you anyways despite that, though some do help you.

Item	Icon	Recipe	Info
Fruit wedges		OR OR OR	Oranges, limes, and lemons can be found in fruit wedge kits from BoozeVends, while grapefruits are exclusively grown via botany.
Maraschino cherry		+
Soda Water		Carbon + Oxygen + Water	A cocktail ingredient.
Cola		Soda Water + Sugar	Reduces drowsiness, cools you down.
Simple Syrup		Sugar + Water heated to 180	Another cocktail ingredient.
Lemonade		Lemon juice (3) + Sugar (1)
Pink Lemonade		Lemonade + Grenadine
Laura Palmer		Coffee + Lemonade OR Freshly Brewed Coffee + Lemonade	You can get freshly brewed coffee from a coffeemaker.
Vermont Breeze		Lemonade + Grenadine + Tonic Water
Limeade		Lime juice + Sugar
Egg nog		Egg + Sugar + Milk	Decays into 1.2u sugar
Chocolate milk		Chocolate + Milk
Strawberry milk		Strawberry juice + Milk
Blue Milk		Blueberry juice + Milk	Just like in Star Wars. Still acts like regular milk, which is to say it heals TOX if it's below a certain amount, provides extra healing if you're a skeleton, and neutralizes spicy stuff.
Bilk		Beer + Milk	Despite being made from beer, this drink doesn't give any ethanol. Tries to treat suffocation by keeping LOSEBREATH and OXY at a treatable level, like a weaker version of ephedrine.
Fruit Punch		Simple Syrup + Apple Juice + Lime Juice + Pineapple Juice + Ginger Ale
Milk Punch		Simple Syrup + Apple Juice + Lime Juice + Pineapple Juice + Ginger Ale + Milk OR Fruit Punch (5) + Milk (1)
Catamount		Ginger Ale + Orange Juice + Grenadine + Ice
Pine-Ginger		Ginger Ale + Pineapple Juice + Ice
Sail Boat		Ginger Ale + Lime Juice + Ice
Sweet tea		Tea + Sugar
Half and Half		Sweet Tea + Lemon juice OR Sweet Tea + Lemonade OR Tea + Lemonade	Also known as an Arnold Palmer.
Tea with honey		Tea + Honey	Makes you feel relaxed.
Tea with mint		Tea + Mint
Sun tea		Tea + Orange Juice + Sugar	Probably want to add sugar last. Acts like regular tea, meaning it removes two specific toxins from your system.
Triple Citrus		Lemon juice + Lime juice + Orange juice	Heals a little bit of TOX damage.
Cafe Gele		Freshly Brewed Coffee + Vanilla + Sugar	You can get freshly brewed coffee from a coffeemaker.
Expresso		Espresso + Methamphetamine	Hurts your brain real bad.
Iced Coconut Milk Espresso		Espresso (1) + Ice (3) + Sugar (2) + Coconut Milk (2)	You may need to add the ice twice.
Iced Pineapple Matcha		Matcha (1) + Pineapple Juice (1) + Coconut Milk (2) + Ice (1)
Thai Iced Coffee		Coffee (3) + Milk (1) + Ice (1) + Sugar (1) OR Freshly Brewed Coffee (3) + Milk (1) + Ice (1) + Sugar (1)	Try adding the ice twice. The hot coffee might melt it the first time.
Pumpkin Spice Latte		Espresso (2) + Pumpkin Juice (1) + Milk (2)
Lavender Latte	[TBA]	Lavender Essence (1) + Espresso (1) + Milk (2) -> Lavender Latte (4)
Peppermint Hot Chocolate		Mint (1) + Milk (1) + Chocolate (2)
Mexican Hot Chocolate		Capsaicin (1) + Milk (1) + Chocolate (2)
Triple Triple		Triple Citrus + Triplepiss + Triple meth	Clouds your screen in crazy colors, makes you urinate a lot, causes you to hallucinate and vomit citrus fruits, and much more.
Ecto Cooler		Ectoplasm + Uranium + Orange juice	Decays into VHFCS and has a chance to produce strange green goop as well, which allows you to see ghosts.
Mewtini		Cat Drugs + Mutini + Milk + Catonium	Infects you with toxoplasmosis, which eventually turns you into a cat. And we mean the quadrupedal kind that you see in the Captain's Quarters, not those kind.
Sheltestgrog		Secret!	Infects you with Frog Flu, which eventually turns you into a frog! *ribbit*

Dispenser

The alcohol dispenser and soda fountain offer a convenient way to prepare alcoholic and non-alcoholic refreshments. They have an essentially infinite supply of various drinks and operate like the machines in chemistry. That comes in handy, because many commercial products contain more than one reagent and it would otherwise be difficult to isolate specifically what you want for e. g. cake icing. And of course, they will also be useful if you decide to turn the kitchen/bar into a makeshift laboratory.

Still

Since the introduction of said dispensers, the still has fallen a bit out of favor – but that should not discourage a creative Bartender, as the apparatus is a decent option to move large amount of booze and get people horribly drunk elsewhere. Opening a counter in the market for example usually attracts more customers than the bar itself, thanks to its central location. Just don't forget to bring plenty of spare glasses and bottles with you!

Juice-O-Matic

An old Cyborg tool from a time before you could click-drag things into reagent extractors. You can basically think of this as a portable reagent extractor. It's still a handy companion piece to the still, as a decent means for getting the crew highly drunk on fancy cocktails.

Icon	Input	Output	Info
	Orange	Orange Juice
	Lemon	Lemon Juice
	Lime	Lime Juice
	Pineapple	Pineapple Juice
	Apple	Apple Juice
	Strawberry	Strawberry Juice
	Raspberry	Raspberry Juice
	Blackberry	Blackberry Juice
	Blue Raspberry	Blue Raspberry Juice
	Cherry	Cherry Juice
	Tomato	Tomato Juice
	Coffee berries	Coffee
	Watermelon	Water
	Eggplant	Nicotine
	Rainbow Melon	George Melonium	Feel lucky?
	Chili pepper	Capsaicin	Spicy! Messes up your vision if it gets in your eyes and speech if in your mouth.
	Fiery chili	Ghost Chili Juice	Extremely spicy! Can cause vomiting and spontaneous combustion.
	Slurrypod	Toxic Slurry	A poison found in slurrypods.
	Glowing slurrypod	Glowing Slurry	A highly-potent mutagen made from omega slurrypods.
	Delicious apple	Capulettium	Fakes death somewhat.
	Chilly pepper	Cryostylane	Chilling. Very chilling.
	Garlic	Holy Water	Hurts vampires.
	Blood Orange	Changeling Blood	Does interesting things when exposed to high heat.
	Corn cob	Corn Starch	Could potentially be made into corn syrup and VHFCS.
	Soybean	Space Soybean Oil	Grease, basically.
	Soylent Chartreuse	Space Soybean Oil	Grease, basically.

Espresso Machine

Some people don't want just coffee, served in a regular ol' plastic cup from a regular ol' coffee machine. They want special coffee, the kind that comes with milk and other things, the kind that is served in a different plastic cup and dispensed by a machine with weird foreign names for drinks. This espresso machine is for those sorts of people. Thankfully, its operation is simple: just insert a cup from the rack nearby, choose Make espresso, and choose any of the options below. It's easy to be a Space Starbucks barista!

Just don't expect to be making any Irish Coffee or any of the cocktails with coffee using this stuff. Again, those actually need the regular coffee from coffee machines.

Setting	Description
Espresso	Just 10 units of standard espresso coffee. Very different from regular coffee.
Latte	A little bit of espresso, with lots of milk. Really milk with coffee at that point.
Mocha	Half espresso, half milk and chocolate milk.
Cappuccino	Espresso, with a good amount (6.5 units) of milk.
Americano	Espresso, diluted with a good bit of water.
Decaf	10 units of espresso coffee, decaf, without the caffeine.
Flat White	Espresso with a little less milk than what a cappucino would have.

Coffeemakers

Machines in various department-specific break rooms in various maps that make a unique version of coffee called freshly brewed coffee. No options for extra milk or sugar or different brewing methods, but, hey, it's free coffee. To brew up some joe, simply click on the coffeemaker and choose Brew coffee. Then, click on it again and choose Remove carafe to remove the coffee container, allowing you to pour the contents into your drinking vessel of choice. Each brewing fills the carafe to 100 units. When you're done, click on the coffeemaker with the carafe in-hand to insert it back into the coffeemaker. These instructions apply to all coffeemakers, regardless of color, and you don't actually have to be a member of a specific department a coffeemaker is in to use it.

Should you lack a suitable drinking container, there is usually a rack of coffee cups nearby on a wall. Click on it to take a mug from it.

Other Food-Related Items

Icon	Name	Info
	Glassware Recycler	Recycles all types of drinking glasses, beakers, and glass shards. The machine can manufacture a variety of different glasses as well as plates and bowls.
	Ice Dispenser	A countertop machine that when hit with a container adds ice to the holder. Much more efficient than freezing beakers of water in the Reagent Heater, though that works too. When hit with an empty hand, deposits one ice chunk that can then be added to a drink container or chewed on. One unit of ice cools two units of reagents in a container.
	Hotdog cart	Used to easily take large amounts of food out of the kitchen and hand it to people. There is a syndicate version with the added ability to crush people into meat.
File:DrinkingGlassesNewer.png	Drinking glass	All functionally similar, but drinks served in shot glasses are downed in one big gulp instead of little sips. Breaks into shards when thrown, applying the TOUCH effects of whatever chems were in the glass, and cannot be inserted into chem dispeners. Comes in the following varieties: - Drinking glass - 50 units - Wine glass - 30 units - Cocktail glass - 20 units - Old-fashioned glass - 20 units - Champagne flute - 20 units - Shot glass - 15 units - Round glass - 100 units You drink from a glass by clicking on your character's sprite while holding the glass. You can also click-drag the glass onto you to start chugging it; chugging is basically like drinking from it as usual but really quickly, as you'll take a sip from the glass every half second. Being drunk or clumsy can have comical results, including falling over and accidentally throwing the glass backwards.
	Coconut shell	A coconut shell bowl that can hold 50 units of alcohol. Perfect for mixed drinks! Ask Hydroponics to grow some coconuts for these.
	Red Duo Cup	An iconic drink container found in Party Supplies crates from the Quartermaster. Holds 30 units.
	Mug	Same as a drinking glass, except it can't shatter. Normal ones can hold 50 units, while "odd mugs" from GTMs can hold 120.
	Water bottle	Get the space dust out of your throat. Rather uncommmon, usually found in a few odd on-station and off-station areas. Holds up to 25 units and starts with 25u of water.
	Pitcher	For refilling those drinking glasses. It holds 120 units.
	Cocktail shaker	Surprisingly simple cocktailcrafting. Simply pour in drink of choice and click on it while it's in your hand to mix the shaker's contents together. Can hold up to 120 units of any chemicals. Bartender spawns with one, and there's one in the Booze-O-Mat and Cargo's Cocktail Party Supplies crate Shares many of the same functionalities as pitchers: you can pour stuff into it by clicking on the shaker with a drinking glass or similar container, pour it out by doing the reverse, use click-drag to transfer as much as possible to and from the shaker, and clicking on people with it makes you try to force them to drink from its contents. Doesn't break when thrown, though.
	Plate	Dinner is served, sir. Can accommodate up to 2 edible items, which you can place simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and remove by clicking on the plate while it's in your hand or click-dragging the plate onto yourself. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it. Plates can be stacked by click-dragging one plate onto another, collecting all the nearby plates in a pile; this works while it's on the floor, on a table and in your hand. You can click on a plate stack in your hand with an empty hand to take a plate off. You can also click a plate stack in your hand to put a plate in your off-hand; doing this while your other hand's full will put a plate on the floor. Throwing the stack will also let loose all the plates. You can click on someone while on Harm intent while holding a plate to bash it on person's head, briefly them so that they fall over and drop their items and smashing the plate into two glass shards that can potentially hit others. If the person has some sort of helmet on (e.g. a sec helmet or a hard hat) or is a Cyborg or other human-adjacent, then they instead take 150 stamina damage and become disoriented briefly. Throwing, dropping, or hitting someone with the plate (regardless of intent) launches the food(s) on in random direction, causing the same effects as it would when thrown (i.e. tomatoes splat, high-tier prison loaves break things, etc.). Slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding the plate also causes the same effect; being clumsy will randomly make you drop it for no reason.
	Serving Tray	Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your order be? Trays are two-handed, but can accommodate up to 30 edible items. Food can be placed on the tray simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and removed by clicking it while its in your hand. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it. Clicking on someone with the tray while on Harm intent makes you bonk their head with it, causing a second of weakness and degrading the tray a little. After five bonks, the tray will collapse into useless scrap. You can inspect its condition by Examining the tray; the description goes from "nice and sturdy" to "pretty warped and flimsy" to "about to break" as you use it more. As with the plates, those with sturdier heads (such as Cyborgs) or protective headwear (such as a sec helmet or space helmet) are more resistent to the weakness and may not fall over at all. As with plates, throwing, dropping, and hitting people with the tray on any intent all launch the food on the tray around, causing any on-throw effects if applicable. Being clumsy or slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding it do the same thing.
	Donut Box	A number of these are around station but particularly they cover the tables of Security. They contain six donuts each, either of the pink-frosted with sprinkles or unfrosted kind. They can also be refilled with custom creations. To take them to go, click-drag the box onto your character sprite. The boxes can fit in backpacks.
	Kitchen Island	Essentially, a table that you can move, for transporting and serving drinks and food, as an elegant alternative to just carrying it around in your hands or in your backpack. Click on the island with the food item in your active hand to place it on the island, click on the item to pick it up, simple. You can also click on the island itself with an empty hand to apply/release the brakes, in case you need it to stop/start being movable.
	Bowl	For holding food, such as cereal, gruel, or soup.
	Spoon	Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated for sensible table-setting by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech.
	Fork	Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech.
	Knife	Used for slaughtering animals and cutting certain items. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech and fruit wedge kits from the Booze-O-Mat.
	Plastic spoon	Cheap-ass version of the metal spoon from red snack machines. Works just like the regular spoon, but has a 20% chance to break with each use.
	Plastic fork	Works like the metal fork, but it's made of fragile plastic, so it has a 20% chance to break with each use. Bought for cheap from red snack machines.
	Plastic knife	A...lesser quality knife from red snack machines that has the same functions as the regular knife, but with a 20% chance to *snap* with each use.
	Package of plastic silverware	A complete plastic spoon, plastic fork, and plastic knife set, in randomly chosen colors, found in the FoodTech. Click on it while it's in your hand to try to open it, which either results in successful opening or comical messages depending on your luck. If you're especially unlucky, the silverware might fly everywhere and hit you and people around you upon opening.
	Chopsticks	Fork-substitutes found in the FoodTech. These usually come with a little wrapping you need to remove; click on it once while it's in your hand to remove the wrapping (), click on it once more to separate the chopsticks for usage (). Clicking on them with a piece of paper gives the the wrapper back.
	Pizza Cutter	Used for cutting certain items, particularly pizza into slices. Suitable for surgery.
	Bread knife	Not just for cutting bread, as the name might imply, for it has the same functionalities as the regular knife. However, it does less than half the damage.
	Meatcleaver	Has same functions as the knife, but it does more damage, and throwing it does up to 15 BRUTE and causes some bleeding. However, attacking someone with it has a 5% chance for you to fumble and cut yourself, causing 20 BRUTE, some bleeding, and 4 seconds of Weakened. The Chef spawns with this.
	Rolling pin	Required to prepare pizza bases.
	Soup pot	Essential for making custom soup. Examine to get a relative description of how much stuff there is in the soup.
	Ladle	Used for transferring soup from a soup pot into a bowl.
	Baster	Used to add chemicals directly to foods, if the food item has room for it. It has a 100 unit capacity, injects 25 units at a time, and only works on foods. It works like a syringe, so you need to click on it while holding it to toggle between drawing liquid from a container and injecting liquid into something.
	Bacon strips	Contains 7x raw bacon. One always spawns in the Kitchen refrigerator, and every Catering: Meat, Eggs and Dairy Crate from Cargo is guaranteed to have two of them. You can also sometimes get them from stockings and randomly-generated gifts.
	Donk-Pockets Box	Contains 6x (cold) . Better warmed up. Found in the Kitchen refrigerator.
	Sushi box	Contains 1x rolling mat, 3x seaweed sheet, and 3x rice. Often found in the Kitchen refrigerator.
	Rolling mat	Essential for making custom sushi rolls. Found in sushi boxes.
	Shakers	Add salt or pepper for the perfect flavor. You can also use a salt shaker on a drinking glass to salt the rim. It doesn't add salt to the drink, but it does add a neat visual effect.
	Condiment bottles	Standard condiments in the form of ketchup and mustard.
	Icing tube	Used for, you guessed it, adding icing to a cake. Accepts 50 units of any chemical. Found in every FoodTech
	Popsicle stick	End result of eating a popsicle. Can be played with and has uses in certain dishes.
	Candle	Perfect for mood lighting and atmosphere enhancement. More can be brought from Cargo.
	Party button	When pressed, plays a funky sound clip and turns all the room lights into an equally funky color.
	Produce satchel	This spacious satchel makes the life of every chef or botanist much easier. Almost any type of food-related item (dishes, bottles, seeds etc.) can be stored in them, and they also interact nicely with tables (drag & drop), crates, the food processor, mail chutes and other objects.
	Banana peel	Slippery. Created from peeling a banana, obviously! Clowns love these, especially ones who are also traitors, because these can be loaded into clown cars to slip pursuers.
	Fish	Can be used to slap people around.
	Seaweed	Found outside in OSHAN. Use wirecutters to get a sheet.
	Goodybag	Contains up to 6 random candies. A Clown favorite. 95% guaranteed not to have razor blades!
	Golden ticket	A special ticket that may appear after eating a Descuento Danito's Burrito. Redeem it at a GTM for a prize!
	Golden ticket machine (GTM)	A machine hidden somewhere in the station's maintenance tunnels (and occasionally beyond) that offers unique snacks, drinks, clothes, and other knickknacks for Golden Tickets.
	Lunchbox	Stylish reskinned box for holding food (and occasionally similarly-sized items) that comes in many colors. FoodTech comes with 12 of these, all empty, and there is both a trait and Spacebux purchase that allows one to spawn with a lunchbox that comes with a randomly chosen set of 3 foods linked together by an interesting note.
	Catering Apparel	Provides spare clothing and alternate outfits for the Chef and Bartender, plus anybody else with Bar and/or Kitchen access. It has spare (generic) PDAs and civilian headsets too, but you'll need to insert some cash. When hacked, it also offers a headband with cat ears (randomly either white, grey, or black), as well as an itamae hat and itamae uniform (those two are same as the chef job reward.)

FoodTech

The FoodTech offers a wide selection of basic ingredients, utensils, dishware, and other catering supplies. It's locked to those with Kitchen access (though this can be changed) and is found, naturally, in the station's/ship's Kitchen, as well as a few other independent culinary establishments.

List of Contents:

Icon	Quantity	Item	Hidden item?
	2	Chef's hat	No
	2	Chef's uniform	No
	2	Apron	No
	2	Sous-Chef's hat	No
	2	Sous-chef's uniform	No
	10	Fork	No
	10	Knife	No
	10	Spoon	No
	3	Icing tube	No
	5	Chopsticks (wrapped)	No
	3	Serving tray	No
	2	Kitchen island	No
	12	Lunchbox	No
	1	Ladle	No
	1	Soup pot	No
	3	Baster	No
	2	Rolling pin	No
	5	Pizza cutter	No
	10	Bowl	No
	10	Plate	No
	5	Pizza box	No
	3	Matchbook	No
	20	Ice cream cone	No
	5	Oatmeal	No
	5	Peanut butter	No
	20	Flour	No
	20	Rice	No
	20	Sugar	No
	10	Butter	No
	10	Spaghetti noodles	No
	5	Meatball	No
	5	Maple syrup	No
	5	Mayonnaise	No
	5	Ketchup	No
	10	Soy sauce	No
	10	Tomato	No
	10	Apple	No
	10	Lettuce leaf	No
	10	Potato	No
	10	Corn cob	No
	10	Seaweed sheets	No
	2 to 4	Bacon and eggs	Yes
	1 to 3	Little Danny's Snack Cake	Yes
	2	Pizza apron	Yes
	2	Fake Italian moustache	Yes
	1	Curry-related recipe (*)	Yes

* Specifically one of the following, with each having a equal chance of appearing: stained recipe clipping (tandoori chicken), tattered recipe clipping(Potato Curry), creased recipe clipping (Coconut Curry), or worn recipe clipping (Chicken Pineapple Curry).

Chef's Cookbook

Here's where the real fun starts. While most of the ingredients needed by the chef should either be available in your kitchen or can be grown for you in hydroponics, some recipes may require items from elsewhere on the station. A fair number of recipes also have downsides, so be wary of food poisoning and other nasty occurrences.

Some dishes can accept "any item" or "any food item". "Any item" does mean any item, so you can for example bake something that obviously isn't edible into a pie. Be warned that trying to put a non-food item into a dish that only accepts "a food item" will destroy the non-food item as well as ruining the recipe. Frying anything makes it a food item.

Cooking times listed here are safe (but not absolute) ranges. Plenty of foods can work with just one second of cooking time, but it'll diminish the duration of the associated food buffs. Like To Serve Man, you are encouraged to experiment and tinker.

Unlike To Serve Man, this cookbook is also semi-interactive. If you click on an image of an ingredient, you'll be taken another page/part of this page that'll show to how to make or obtain that ingredient. For example, if you're looking up the recipe for meat cake, you can click on the cake batter image for the recipe for cake or the meat image for some sources of meat. Convenient, no?

Ingredients

This section lists ingredients used by various dishes. A lot of these involve the food processor , a machine in the Kitchen that looks a lot different from the food processor you might have in your real-life kitchen. With it, you can refine raw plants into usable components (e.g. turning wheat into flour) or turn a food item into a different form that suits a different role (e.g. making tomatoes into ketchup). Some of these ingredients can also by ordered from the Quartermasters wholesale, bundled with other ingredients.

Dry Goods, Dough, And Batter

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Info	Effects
Flour	Wheat		Very ordinary and possibly whole wheat.	None
Rice	Rice		Confusingly called Rice, while the harvested item is called Rice Sprig.	None
Oatmeal	Oats		Perfect for space horses. If there were any.	None
Semolina Flour	Durum Wheat		Must be wheat of the durum wheat mutation	None
Curry Powder	Turmeric Root		The size of the bag brings the spice's intensity into question.	None
Spaghetti	Pasta Sheet		The in-game name often includes a randomly-selected silly misspelling of "spaghetti". The list of possible names includes: "pisketti", "spaceghetti", "spaget", "spagoody", "spagherti", "spagheti", "spaghettie", "spaghetty", "spagtetti", "spagtti", "spahetti", "spetty", and "splaghetti".	None
Iron fillings	Steel Wheat		Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.	None
Chocolate chips	Candy Bar		Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.	None
Sugar	Sugarcane		A prized part of confectioneries	None
Salt	Salted Oats		No current use.	None
Pepper	Pepper Corn		No current use.	None
Semolina Dough	Semolina Flour		The beginnings of a dark, pasta based journey.	None
Pasta Sheet	Semolina Dough		Now you can make it into sponghatti!	None
Dough	Flour		Just mixing water and dough. No need to knead. Cyborgs aspiring to be chefs can just click-drag the flour onto the sink	None
Sweet dough	Dough Sugar		The beginnings of confectioneries.	None
4x Cookie doughs	Sweet Dough		Probably shouldn't be eaten raw!	None
Dough strip	Dough		You can click on another strip with your strip to attach them back together.	None
Dough circle	Dough Strip		Click on the dough strip in your hand.	None
Wheat noodle sheet	Dough Strip		Essential step for making ramen or udon.	None
Ramen noodles	Wheat Noodle Sheet		A far cry from the instant kind.	None
Udon noodles	Wheat Noodle Sheet		Works with any kind of cutting tool.	None
Holey dough	Dough		Not Holy.	None
Pancake batter	Sweet Dough 2x Egg Milk		Pancakes without a pan.	None
4x Wonton wrappers	Flour Egg		Outer dumpling without an inner dumpling	Energized
Unfinished pizza base	Dough		Click on it again to knead it back into dough.	None
Half-finished pizza base	Unfinished Pizza Base Ketchup/ Tomato		Half-way to pizza.	None
Pizza base	Half-Finished Pizza Base Cheese		All that remains is to bake it, or add some toppings.	None
3x Tortillas	Unfinished Pizza Base		Used in the creation of Taco Shells.	None.

Meats And Meat Products

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Info	Effects
Monkey meat	Monkey		Click on the monkey with Grab intent, then very quickly, click on the meat-spike to put it on the spike, instantly killing them. A grabbed monkey can also be thrown onto the spike. Click on the meat-spike to harvest meat from them; you can this five times before you need to repeat this process.Monkeys controlled by players need to be dead first. NPC ones don't have this restriction, so they can always be meatspiked even if they're still alive. Putting them into the gibber is also fine.	None
Human meat	Human		You are what you eat...The person needs to be dead before being put into the gibber. To put someone into the gibber, click on them with Grab intent, then click on the gibber. Click on the gibber again to grind the person into meat, which is automatically spat out upon completion. Each step in this process has a delay. Monkeys can also be put into the gibber, with the same restriction.	None
Changeling (meat?)	Changeling		That's one way to get rid of a Changeling...The Changeling needs to be dead before being put into the gibber. To put it into the gibber, click on it with Grab intent, then click on the gibber. Click on the gibber again to grind the thing into (meat?), which is automatically spat out upon completion. Each step in this process has a delay. Works as a substitute for Mystery Meat. Contains neurotoxin.	None
Synthmeat	Synthmeat Plant		Rather than killing and butchering a living being to get this, you instead need to harvest a different kind of living being, a synthmeat plant. Or, in other words, ask a local Botanist.	None
/ / Fish fillet	Fish		Different kinds of fish exist.	None
Small fish fillet	Small Fish		Several varieties of fish exist outside Oshan Lab.	None
Raw shrimp meat	Shrimp		You can get shrimp by fishing.	None
Mystery meat	Critter OR Gibs		Dubious nutritional value! Knives and similar cutting implements can be used on dead critters to butcher their bodies. This will in most cases instantly produce several pieces of meat bearing the creature's name, which you can use for cooking. If you are a Chef, you can also get these by clicking on piles of gibs. You can do this as Sous Chef too, but it has a 30% chance of failing.	None
Meatal	Robot Debris		If you are a Chef, you can click on a robot debris pile to get...this. You can also do this as Sous Chef, but you have a 30% chance to get nothing instead. If you get it this way, it has a 25% chance to contain 2 units of nanomachines. Usable in any recipes that also use mystery meat. Uniquely, instead of spilling blood when thrown, it makes (motor) oil.	None
Chicken nugget	Chicken		Kill a chicken, then click on it with a knife or similar instrument. In addition, the Kitchen refrigerator has a 25% chance to spawn with 2-10 chicken nuggets. Can be used in place of mystery meat in most specific recipes.	None
Spicy nugget	Spicy Chicken		Kill a spicy chicken (not just any chicken), then click on its corpse with a knife or similar. Can also be used in place of mystery meat in most of the recipes that use it.	None
Flock nugget	Flockdrone		Kill a Flockdrone, then click on the...remains with a knife or similar, and you might get up to six of these...or none at all. You can also buy this from sa.le, an NPC merchant that appears in the Debris Field in space maps and north of the station on Oshan Lab. As you can expect from its surprisingly recognizable appearance (and despite technically being metallic crystal), this does indeed function like a regular chicken nugget, namely in that it can be used as a substitute for mystery meat in most recipes that call for it.	None
Brain	Monkey OR Human	+	You extract a brain out of a monkey or person through surgery. Note that regular knives can substitute for scalpels and a pizza cutter for circular saws, and that tables count for a suitable place for surgery if the person on it is dead or unconscious. Ideally, get brains from NPC monkeys or brains from dead people who can't be revived, since attacking and/or killing other players for brains is usually against the Rules unless you're an antagonist. You probably also want to ask for help from a Medical Doctor or Roboticist to get this. It's also possible to get brains from killing a fish (as in the kind inhabiting the sea around Oshan Lab) and then using a knife or similar on their corpse (which also gives you small fish fillet), which is even more ideal than monkeys since fish are much easier to kill.	None.
Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core	Robotics Fabricator		Despite what you might conclude from its appearance, this can be used in place of humand(oid) brains in most recipes that use brains. These are made a robotics manufacturer, which appears in Robotics and the Cargo Bay. Ask a Roboticist or Quartermaster for help with this one.	None
Synthbrain	Synthbrain Plant		Basically a brains substitute, since most recipes that require (animal) brains will accept this. Synthbrains come from the synthbrain mutation of the synthmeat plant, i.e. you probably want to ask a Botanist for help getting these.	None
Odd crystal	Flockdrone		Believe or not, this works in most recipes that call for brains. In the off-chance you find a flockdrone, you can kill it and click on its corpse with the knife or similar to get both this and sometimes, some flock nuggets, after a delay. These are also sold at a somewhat steep price by sa.le, an NPC flockmind-themed merchant that appears in the Debris Field on maps set in outer space and north of the station on Oshan Lab.	None
Butt	Monkey OR Human	+	Not as unsanitary as you'd think! You might want to ask a Medical Doctor or Roboticist for help with this ingredient. Getting a butt off a monkey or person requires a particular surgical procedure. In a pinch, a simple kitchen knife can substitute for a scalpel, a pizza cutter for a circular saw, and a regular table for an operating table--if the soon-to-be-de-butted is unconscious or dead. Try asking people for permission first before getting a butt off someone.	None
Synthbutt	Synthbutt Plant		Synthbutts are harvested from synthbutt plants. In other words, try asking a Botanist to grow some of these. In a way, this is a plant-based butt substitute. Most recipes that use butts from creatures will also accept synthbutts.	None
Cyberbutt	Robotics Fabricator		Rather than being grown or chopped off some creature, these are fabricated at a robotics manufacturer that's been hacked to make "hidden" items. These machines appear in Robotics and Cargo Bay, so ask a Roboticist or Quartermaster for help in getting one of these.	None
Heart	Monkey OR Human	+	Hearts are extracted from humans and monkeys through a particular set of surgical procedures. Ask a Medical Doctor or Roboticist for help. Removing someone's heart is obviously deadly, so don't go around killing people to take their hearts unless you're an antagonist. Instead, try getting hearts from dead people or NPC monkeys, like those from the ValuChimp in the Kitchen.	None
Cyberheart	Robotics Fabricator		Even if it's metal, it's still technically edible. These are created at a robotics manufacturer, which appears in Robotics and Cargo, so ask a Roboticist or Quartermaster to make one for you.	None
Synthheart	Synthheart Plant		Synthhearts are produced by the synthheart plant, a mutation of the regular synthmeat plant. Since Chef doesn't start with Hydroponics access by default, you should ask a Botanist to grow them for you.	None
Pulsing Octahedron	Flockdrone		Despite its looks, this IS a heart, and can be used in place of a normal heart, or in a heart burger if the customer is brave enough. In the off-chance you find a flockdrone, you can kill it and click on its corpse with the knife or similar to get both this and sometimes, some flock nuggets, after a delay.	None
Meatball	Humanoid Meat		Works with any kind of meat.	None
Brain meatball	Brain		Only works with human/monkey/fish brains.	None
Butt meatball	Butt		Only works with human/monkey butts.	None
Meat paste	Humanoid Meat		Works with any kind of non-fish meat.	None
Pepperoni Log	Meat Paste		Can be extracted for 40u of Pepperoni.	None
4x Pepperoni Slice	Pepperoni Log		Extracts into 10u of pepperoni. Great pizza topping!	None
Raw bacon	Bacon Strips Box		If a recipe calls for bacon, it's usually in this form. Sadly, you can't make bacon yourself. Instead, you need to get it from a bacon strips box. Contains 10 units of porktonium.	None
3x Slice of fish fillet	Fish Fillet		More or less the default, given that fish fillet is pink by default.	None
3x Slice of salmon fillet	Salmon Fillet		They're fish, not orange slices. An iconic ingredient in nigiri rolls.	None
3x Slice of white fillet	White Fish Fillet		The result of cutting up white fish fillet. Perhaps not as iconic as salmon, but it's still a common ingredient in real-life nigiri rolls.	None
3x Slice of small fish fillet	Small Fish Fillet		Despite its small size, cutting up a small fish fillet still yields three pieces, just like other fillet varieties.	None
Fish paste	Fish Fillet OR Salmon Fillet OR White Fish Fillet OR Small Fish Fillet		Works with just about any variety of fish.	None
Kamaboko log	Fish Paste		AKA, Japanese fish cake.	None
4x Kamaboko	Kamaboko Log		Cutting the log gives you four of these.	None

Dairy

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Info	Effects
Milk	Soybean		Also goes by the name "Creaca's Space Milk". Some can also be found in the Kitchen refrigerator. Every milk bottle has a 10% chance to spawn as Mootimer's Calcium Drink instead of Creaca's.	N/A
Cream	Milk OR Latte Berry		Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.	N/A
Custard	Milk Bottle Egg		Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.	N/A
Butter	Cream		Perfect for being deepfried or spread over something.	None
Butt-er	Butt Milk Bottle		Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.	None
Cheese	Fire Extinguisher Milk Bottle Pool of Vomit		See ectoplasm. Required minimum is 10 units.	None
Cheese	Pool of Vomit Beaker	+	Collect the vomit into a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), pour some milk into the beaker, then either pour it onto the floor or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder	None
Cheese	Milk Bottle Beaker		Pour some milk into the beaker (put some glasses or similar into the recycler to make one), put it into the chem dispenser, and make some acetic acid with the chem dispenser so it converts the milk to cheese chemical. You need at least 5 units of cheese chem. Then either pour it onto the floor or add smoke powder, which can make a lot of cheese at once.	None
Cheese slice	Cheese		Yields 4 slices of cheese. Used in most recipes where cheese is used, though not all.	None
Cheese Wheel	4x Cheese		Cooked for 7 seconds on high. Cannot be eaten by itself, can be sliced back into 4 Cheese wedges.	None.
Weird cheese slice	Weird Cheese		Pretty grody, and doesn't work for recipes that don't explicitly require this. Also yields 4 slices.	Sweaty and Bad Breath
Rancid Space Milk	N/A	N/A	No matter how long you leave regular milk out, it won't become rancid. Instead, you need to find it in some sort of semi-abandoned or dilapidated place, like the Space/Sea Diner or the Mining Outpost. Contains 25 units of milk...and 25 units of generic toxin.	N/A
Yoghurt	Rancid Space Milk		Must use a bottle of rancid milk specifically. Requires spoon.	None
Mootimer's Calcium Drink	N/A	N/A	Can generate in place of regular milk. Formerly known as Quilty Farms Milk. Can substitute for the smaller bottles of milk in most recipes, even when devoid of any milk.	N/A

Produce

Icon	Name	Available from	Effects
	Wheat	Hydroponics	N/A
	Steel Wheat	Hydroponics	N/A
	Oats	Hydroponics	N/A
	Durum Wheat	Hydroponics	N/A
	Rice Sprig	Hydroponics	N/A
	Pumpkin	Hydroponics	N/A
	Watermelon	Hydroponics	N/A
	Potato	Hydroponics	Cold and Cleanse
	Mushroom	Hydroponics	Cleanse
	Tomato	Hydroponics	Cold and Cleanse
	Chili pepper	Hydroponics	Energized
	Lettuce leaf	Hydroponics	Cold and Cleanse
	Cucumber	Hydroponics	Cold and Refreshed
	Carrot	Hydroponics	Night Vision and Refreshed
	Corn cob	Hydroponics	Cold and Cleanse
	Garlic	Hydroponics	Bad Breath
	Onion	Hydroponics	Bad Breath
	Coconut	Hydroponics.	N/A
	Pineapple	Hydroponics	N/A
	Blueberry	Hydroponics	N/A
	Mint leaf	Hydroponics	N/A
	Bean pod	Hydroponics	Fart Thrust
	Soybean pod	Hydroponics	Fart Thrust
	Peanuts	Hydroponics	Healing Over Time (Brute) and Energized

Other Ingredients

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Info	Effects
Egg	Egg-Plant OR Hen		You can get eggs from egg cartons, like the ones in the Kitchen refrigerator or Meat, Eggs and Dairy crates. Simply click on the carton sprite to take one out. Hens also lay eggs, so ask your local Rancher for some. While there are a lot of eggs with different effects when eaten, they're mostly interchangable in recipes. It's also possible to "grow" eggs.	None
Ectoplasm	Fire Extinguisher Spooky Dan's	+	Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, pour it (min: 10 units) into a fire extinguisher and then use the HUD icon to spray all around you.	Damage Over Time (Toxin) and Max Health Increased
Ectoplasm	Spooky Dan's Beaker	+	Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, put it inside a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), then either pour the beaker onto a tile or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder.	Damage Over Time (Toxin) and Max Health Increased
Seaweed sheet	Seaweed		Seaweed is found on Oshan Lab's seafloor.	None
Sticky Rice	Rice		Surprisingly does not stick to your hands	None
3x Rice Ball	Sticky Rice		Makes 3 rice balls.	Warm
Peanut butter	Peanuts		Goes great with honey. Besides putting peanuts into a food processor, you can also get peanut butter by vending one from the FoodTech, which starts with five of these, and ordering a Catering: Condiment Crate, which has three of them.	Gross Burps
Ketchup	Tomato		Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 20 units of, naturally, ketchup.	N/A
Hot sauce	Chili Pepper		Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of capsaicin.	N/A
Cold sauce	Chilly Pepper		Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of cryostylane.	N/A
Incredibly hot sauce	Ghost Chili Pepper		Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 50 units of capsaicin and 50 units of ghost chili juice.	N/A
Soy sauce	N/A		Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 30 units of soy sauce, natch. Cannot be made, but you can find a good amount of them in the FoodTech.	N/A
Matcha	Tea Leaves		Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 10 units of matcha.	N/A
Mayonnaise	Egg		Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.	N/A
Chocolate Bar	Mocha Berry		Contains chocolate, based on potency	None
6x Melon slices	Watermelon		You can get creative with what is considered a proper cutting knife.	Cold and Refreshed
Chips	Potato		Once to peel, twice to chop into chips.	None
4x Onion rings	Onion		*cry	Bad Breath
3x Tomato slice	Tomato		Great for BLTs!	None
Pineapple slice	Pineapple		Perfectly shaped for piz- wait a minute...	Cold and Refreshed
3x Coconut meat	Coconut		Coconut innards. In addition to cutting tools, you can also chairflip into a coconut to break it open.	Cold and Refreshed
Maple syrup	N/A		It is not possible to make maple syrup, but three of them appear in the Kitchen fridge and five in the FoodTech. If you need more, there are five of these in each Catering: Condiment Crate from Cargo.	None
Honey	N/A		Of course you can't make honey! Instead, it's something space bees produce after drinking nectar from crops. Might want to ask for help from a Botanist for this one. Honey also appears in Catering: Condiment Crates, which can be bought by a QM.	None
Royal jelly	N/A		You get these by buying them from Bombini, a merchant that appears in the Space Diner on maps set in outer space.	None
Yerba packet	N/A		Used to make Yerba Mate by combining with water in the mate gourd. Can be purchased from a coffee machine.	None
Coffee beans	Coffee Berry		Always contains exactly 20 units of coffee.	None

Recipes

Breads

In the futuristic world of 2053, you don't need yeast or baking soda to make bread! Just put the dough (and whatever other ingredients) into an oven, and you'll have bread within seconds.

In addition to being good on its own, bread is also used in countless recipes. Moreover, it's good for your health! Many kinds of bread give you food status effects that temporarily raise your maximum HP or provide a little bit of healing over time.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & temperature	Info	Effects
Loaf of bread	Dough		1 second, low		Max Health Increased+
Slice of bread	Loaf of Bread OR Baguette		N/A	Makes six slices.	Max Health Increased+
Loaf of honey-wheat bread	Dough Honey		1 second, low		Max Health Increased+
Slice of honey-wheat bread	Loaf of Honey-Wheat Bread		N/A	A gift from bees. Now in six slices!	Max Health Increased+ and Energized
Loaf of banana bread	Dough Sugar Banana		8 second, low	Banana can be peeled or unpeeled.	Max Health Increased+ and Energized
Slice of banana bread	Loaf of Banana Bread		N/A	Makes six slices.	Max Health Increased+
Loaf of Elvis bread	Dough Peanut Butter Banana		6 seconds, low	Peel the banana first!	Max Health Increased+
Slice of Elvis bread	Loaf of Elvis Bread		N/A	"Bread" -Elvis, at least at one point in his life. This has nothing to do with the fact it makes six slices.	Sweaty and Energized
Loaf of dread	Dough Ectoplasm		6 seconds, low	Spooky!	Max Health Increased+
Slice of dread	Loaf of Dread		N/A	It float! Probably because of the 10 units of ectoplasm in it. Makes six spooky slices.	Healing Over time (All)
Loaf of pumpkin bread	Dough Pumpkin		6 seconds, low		Max Health Increased+
Slice of pumpkin bread	Loaf of Pumpkin Bread		N/A	Makes six slices.	Max Health Increased+ and Healing Over time (All)
Loaf of northern-style cornbread	Dough Sugar Corn Cob		6 seconds, low		Max Health Increased+
Slice of N-style cornbread	Loaf of Northern-Style Cornbread		N/A	The best type of corn bread in six slices.	Healing Over time (All) and Energized
Loaf of southern-style cornbread	Dough Corn Cob		6 seconds, low		Max Health Increased+
Slice of S-style cornbread	Loaf of Southern-Style Cornbread		N/A	The other best type of corn bread to eat in six slices.	Healing Over time (All)
Loaf of honey cornbread	Dough Corn Cob Honey		6 seconds, low		Max Health Increased+
Slice of honey cornbread	Loaf of Honey Cornbread		N/A	The other other type of best corn bread to eat in six slices.	Healing Over time (All) and Energized
Loaf of brain bread	Loaf of Bread Brain OR Synthbrain OR Odd Crystal OR Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core		4 seconds, low.	Works with any combination of bread and brain.	Max Health Increased+
Slice of brain bread	Loaf of Brain Bread		N/A	Intelligently sliced into √36 slices.	Max Health Increased++
Baguette	2x Dough Strip Flour		6 seconds, low.	You can't eat an entire baguette! It can be cut into six slices of plain bread, or used to bonk people on the head, which is about as lethal as hitting them with a cardboard tube. Every Mime spawns with one in their bag.	None

Toast

In space, toast is made using an oven rather than a dedicated toaster. Certain breads made different kinds of toast, and there are a couple of different toppings, made with uncooked bread slices rather than the toast versions.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & temperature	Info	Effects
Slice of toast	Slice of Bread OR Slice of Honey-Wheat Bread OR Slice of Pumpkin Bread OR Slice of Northern-Style Cornbread OR Slice of Southern-Style Cornbread		6 seconds, low	Normal, honey-wheat, pumpkin, and the cornbreads have the same effects when toasted.	Warm and Max Health Increased+
Slice of banana toast	Slice of Banana Bread		6 seconds, low	Crunchy and tastes like bananas	Warm and Energized
Slice of elvis toast	Slice of Elvis Bread		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis.	Warm and Energized
Slice of brain toast	Slice of Brain Bread		6 seconds, low	Heated by pure brainpower.	Warm and Max Health Increased++
Slice of terror toast	Slice of Dread		6 seconds, low	Cooked the spookiness out of it. Just kidding, it's twice as spooky now.	Warm and Healing Over Time (All)
Cheese on toast	Slice of Bread Cheese slice		6 seconds, low	Warm cheese on warm bread.	Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Cheese on elvis toast	Slice of Elvis Bread Cheese slice		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis	Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Bacon on toast	Slice of Bread Raw Bacon		6 seconds, low	Crunchy bacon on warm bread.	Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Bacon on elvis toast	Slice of Elvis Bread Raw Bacon		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis	Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Eggs on toast	Slice of Bread 2x Egg		6 seconds, low	A classic breakfast almost sandwich.	Max Health Increased+ and Gross Burps
Eggs on elvis toast	Slice of Elvis Bread 2x Egg		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis	Max Health Increased+ and Gross Burps

Deli Sandwiches

While sandwiches come in many shapes and sizes, this category specifically describes sandwiches made from sliced bread. All of these require putting the bread and filling into the oven, even if in real life you just combine them together to get your 'wich. Because of the reliance on the oven, this leads to somewhat odd occurrences like making peanut butter sandwiches without actually spreading the PB onto the bread yourself.

These sandwiches are very versatile. You can put just about any food item between two (or more!) slices of bread to get yourself a sandwich, and some particular combinations of filling and bread types make special, unique sandwiches. Custom sandwiches are an iconic food item of Goonstation culture, and a popular pastime amongst Chefs and other culinary types is making the craziest, most bizarre sandwiches possible. Since custom sandwiches include the names of the ingredients used (up to a limit), this results in some pretty wacky sandwich names too. One particular custom sandwich even once nearly ground the game to a halt.

These sandwiches also provide good food effects. Many of them offer both Refreshed and Energized, making them especially good for your Stamina, while ones made from dread slices give buffs for both Stamina and Health. The various custom sandwiches also allow you to mix and match buffs from other foods for an extra delicious meal.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & temperature	Info	Effects
Cheese sandwich	2x Slice of Bread 2x Cheese Slice		6 seconds, low	Cheesy.	Refreshed
Cheese elviswich	2x Slice of Elvis Bread 2x Cheese Slice		6 seconds, low	Contains 20 units of essence of Elvis.	Refreshed
Killed cheese sandwich	2x Slice of Dread 2x Cheese Slice		6 seconds, low	Contains 15 units of ectoplasm.	Energized and Max Health Increased+
Peanut butter sandwich	2x Slice of Bread Peanut Butter		6 seconds, low	A little plain.	Energized and Refreshed
Peanut butter elviswich	2x Slice of Elvis Bread Peanut Butter		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis.	Energized and Refreshed
Peanut butter and jelly meet breadula	2x Slice of Dread Peanut Butter		6 seconds, low	Contains 15 units of ectoplasm.	Energized and Max Health Increased+
Peanut butter and honey sandwich	2x Slice of Bread Peanut Butter Honey		6 seconds, low	A reminder to hug bees.	Energized+
Killer beenut butter sandwich	2x Slice of Dread Peanut Butter Honey		6 seconds, low	Contains 10 units of ectoplasm.	Energized and Max Health Increased+
Peanut butter and honey elviswich	2x Slice of Elvis Bread Peanut Butter Honey		6 seconds, low	Contains 15 units of essence of Elvis.	Energized+ and Refreshed
Monkey sandwich	2x Slice of Bread Monkey Meat		6 seconds, low	Monkey remains between two slices of bread.	Energized and Refreshed
Monkey elviswich	2x Slice of Elvis Bread Monkey Meat		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis.	Energized and Refreshed
Scare wich project	2x Slice of Dread Monkey Meat		6 seconds, low	Get it? Contains 15 units of ectoplasm and 10 units of...blood, ack.	Max Health Increased++
Manwich	2x Slice of Bread Human Meat		6 seconds, low	Cannibalism never tasted so good.	Energized+ and Refreshed
Elvismanwich	2x Slice of Elvis Bread Human Meat		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis.	Energized+ and Refreshed
Murderwich	2x Slice of Dread Human Meat		6 seconds, low	Contains 15 units of ectoplasm and 10 units of...blood?	Energized+ and Max Health Increased++
Synthmeat sandwich	2x Slice of Bread Synthmeat		6 seconds, low	A faux meatwich.	Refreshed
Synthmeat elviswich	2x Slice of Elvis Bread Synthmeat		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis.	Refreshed
Synthmeat steinwich	2x Slice of Dread Synthmeat		6 seconds, low	Contains 15 units of ectoplasm.	Max Health Increased++
BLT Sandwich	2x Slice of Bread Raw Bacon Lettuce Leaf Tomato Slice		6 seconds, low	Classic!	Refreshed and Energized+
BLT Elviswich	2x Slice of Elvis Bread Raw Bacon Lettuce Leaf Tomato Slice		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis.	Refreshed and Energized+
Boo-LT Sandwich	2x Slice of Dread Raw Bacon Lettuce Leaf Tomato Slice		6 seconds, low	Contains 15 units of ectoplasm.	Refreshed and Energized+
Chip Butty	2x Slice of Bread Ketchup Fries		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of Innitium. Don't use uncooked fries!	Sweaty and Energized+
Egg-salad sandwich	2x Slice of Bread Egg Salad		6 seconds, low	Is it a salad or a sandwich?	Night Vision and Max Health Increased++
Toast sandwich	2x Slice of Bread Slice of Toast		6 seconds, high	Different types of bread and toast can be used. Contains 25 units of Worcestershire sauce. Effects vary depending on what was added.	Varies
/ / X sandwich	2x Slice of Bread Custom Ingredient		6 seconds, high	Try various fillings (up to six food items) to create the ultimate sandwich! You can even mix two different types of bread for the slices. Effects vary depending on what was added	Varies
/ / X club	3x Slice of Bread Custom Ingredient		6 seconds, high	Effects vary depending on what was added	Varies
/ / X double-decker sandwich	3x Slice of Bread 2x Custom Ingredient		6 seconds, high	Effects vary depending on what was added	Varies
/ / X dagwood	5x Slice of Bread Custom Ingredient		6 seconds, high	Effects vary depending on what was added.	Varies

Burgers

In the far flung future of 2053, you do not need burger buns to make burgers. Rather, you simply put some dough and the other required ingredients into the oven, and presumably the machine does the bun-making process for you.

Burgers are surprisingly good for your health, at least in terms of food effects. Many of them give a temporary buff to your HP, and some warm you up for a short while.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & temperature	Info	Effects
Burger	Dough Humanoid Meat		6 seconds, high	A classic.	Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Monkeyburger	Dough Monkey Meat		6 seconds, high	Ape shall eat ape. Made specifically with monkeymeat.	Energized and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Synthburger	Dough Synthmeat		6 seconds, high	Brobocops and others with Food Synthesizers can make these.	Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Cheeseburger	Dough Humanoid Meat Cheese Slice		7 Seconds, high	A classic, with cheese.	Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Monkey cheeseburger	Dough Monkey Meat 2x Cheese Slice		7 Seconds, high	Must use monkey meat specifically. Has wacky effects.	Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Coronator	Dough 2x Humanoid Meat 2x Cheese Slice		7 Seconds, high	A day's worth of calories, in one burger.	Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
File:THE MONSTER.png THE MONSTER	4x Coronator		10 Seconds, high	Crazy-huge burger that's so big it takes 20 bites to go through it all. Eating it will probably make you sick. So sick, in fact, you'll die. Slowly.	Max Health Increased++, Sweaty+, Bad Breath, and Warm
/// Brainburger	Dough Brain / Synthbrain / Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core / Odd Crystal		6 seconds, high	Infects whoever eats it with kuru. Fine to eat if you have the Aquatic Genetics genetics mutation. Not so much for everyone else.	Max Health Increased++,Sweaty+, (if squid) Brain Food
// Buttburger	Dough Butt / Synthbutt / Cyberbutt		7 seconds, high	10% of spawning with a different, punny, butt-related name, such as "buttconator", "ass whooper", or "cleveland steamed ham". Contains fartonium.	Sweaty+
Roburger	Dough Light/Standard Cyborg Head		7 seconds, high	Also works with a light cyborg head. Contains 20 units of nanomachines, which can infect someone with robotic transformation.	Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Cheeseborger	Dough Light/Standard Cyborg Head Cheese Slice		6 seconds, high	Get it? Also works with a light cyborg head. Contains 20 units of nanomachines, which can infect someone with robotic transformation.	Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Dubious burger	Dough Mystery Meat		6 seconds, high	It's full of.. something meatlike.	Max Health Increased++ and Bad Breath
Weird cheeseburger	Dough Humanoid Meat Weird Cheese Slice		6 seconds, high	Absolutely not good for you.	Healing Over Time (Tox), Sweaty, Bad Breath, and Gross Burps
Fishburger	Dough Fish Fillet / Salmon Fish Fillet / White Fish Fillet / Small Fish Fillet		7 seconds, high	Type of fish used doesn't matter.	Energized and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Sloppy Joe	Dough Meat Paste		6 seconds, high	Has a chance to drip some meat on the floor.	Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty
Baconatrix	Dough Raw Bacon		6 seconds, high	Chock full of bacon.	Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty
Heartburger	Dough Heart		6 seconds, high	Made with love. Literally, it contains 15 units of pure love.	Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
Cyber heartburger	Dough / Cyberheart		6 seconds, high	Eat it bit by bit. Contains 15 units of pure love.	Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
Synthetic heartburger	Dough Synthheart		6 seconds, high	Organic! (Probably.) Contains 15 units of pure love.	Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
Flock heartburger	Dough Pulsing Octahedron		6 seconds, high	Assert your dominance over the flockmind by destroying its drones and turning their hearts into burgers. Contains 15 units of pure love.	Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
Coconut burger	Dough Coconut Meat		7 seconds, high		Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+
Luau burger	Dough Humanoid Meat Pineapple Slice		7 seconds, high		Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+
Tiki burger	Dough Coconut Meat Humanoid Meat Pineapple Slice		9 seconds, high		Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+
Chicken sandwich	Dough Chicken Nugget		7 seconds, high	That'll show those chickens.	Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Spicy chicken sandwich	Dough Chicken Nugget Chili Pepper OR Dough Spicy Chicken Nugget		7 seconds, high	Hot! Contains 15 units of capsaicin.	Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Butter Burger	Dough Butter		6 seconds, high	Not healthy at all.	Healing Over Time (All) and Sweaty
Aburgination	Dough Changeling Meat		6 seconds, low	A mistake. Contains Neurotoxin and has a chance to bite back, inflicting brute damage and bleeding.	Max Health Increased+ and Warm

Hot Dogs And Corn Dogs

This category includes hotdogs in buns, hot dogs by themselves, and herbal sausages, which can be used in a set of recipes similar to the ones for standard 'dogs. Unlike in real life, sausage is made by taking hotdogs and combining them with herbs rather than being created from the ground up. A basic hotdog in a basic bun is surprisingly good for you, as it gives a small heal over time, and certain breads can make unique hotdogs that give additional food buffs on top of that healing.

In space, corndogs are made by taking a hotdog in a bun and jamming either a popsicle stick or a goddamn metal rod into it, the latter of which magically becomes a wooden stick in the process. The aforementioned unique hotdogs can make unique corndogs too, though they're more like sidegrades since they usually don't share a food effect with the basic corndog.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & temperature	Info	Effects
Hotdog	Meat Paste		6 seconds, low	Hot diggity dog!	None
Herbal sausage	Hotdog Herb		N/A	You may use any other herb, including cannabis or catnip. Making herbal sausage puts any chemicals that were in the herb into the sausage.	None
Hotdog in a bun	Hotdog Slice of Bread OR Slice of Honey-Wheat Bread OR Slice of Pumpkin Bread OR Slice of Northern-Style Cornbread OR Slice of Southern-Style Cornbread		N/A	Don't forget your condiment bottles!	Healing Over Time (All)
Bananadog	Hotdog Slice of Banana Bread		N/A		Sweaty and Healing Over Time (All)
Hounddog	Hotdog Slice of Elvis Bread		N/A	Ain't nothing but.	Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All)
Braindog	Hotdog Slice of Brain Bread		N/A		Max Health Increased++ and Healing Over Time (All)
Frankenstein's beef frank	Hotdog Slice of Dread		N/A	Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog.	Healing Over Time (All) and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Herbal sausage in a bun	Herbal Sausage Slice of Bread OR Slice of Honey-Wheat Bread OR Slice of Pumpkin Bread OR Slice of Northern-Style Cornbread OR Slice of Southern-Style Cornbread		N/A	Don't forget your condiment bottles!	Healing Over Time (All)
Herbal bananadog	Herbal Sausage Slice of Banana Bread		N/A		Sweaty and Healing Over Time (All)
Herbal hounddog	Herbal Sausage Slice of Elvis Bread		N/A		Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All)
Herbal braindog	Herbal Sausage Slice of Brain Bread		N/A		Max Health Increased++ and Healing Over Time (All)
Herbal frankenstein's beef frank	Herbal Sausage Slice of Dread		N/A	Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog.	Healing Over Time (All) and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Corndog	Hotdog in a bun Rod OR Popsicle Stick		N/A	Don't forget your condiment bottles!	Sweaty
Hounddog-on-a-stick	Hounddog OR Herbal Hounddog Rod OR Popsicle Stick		N/A	Contains 15 units of essence of Elvis.	Energized+
Banana-corndog	Bananadog Rod OR Popsicle Stick		N/A		Sweaty+
Brain-corndog	Braindog Rod OR Popsicle Stick		N/A		Max Health Increased++
Corndog of the damned	Frankenstein's Beef Frank Rod OR Popsicle Stick		N/A		Healing Over Time (All)
Herbdog	Herbal Sausage in a Bun Rod OR Popsicle Stick		N/A	Aside from the name, otherwise not all that different from regular corndogs.	Sweaty
Banana-herbdog	Herbal Bananadog Rod OR Popsicle Stick		N/A		Sweaty+
Brain-herbdog	Herbal Braindog Rod OR Popsicle Stick		N/A		Max Health Increased++
Herbdog of the damned	Herbal Frankenstein's Beef Frank Rod OR Popsicle Stick		N/A		Healing Over Time (All)
2x / Half hotdog	Hotdog OR Herbal Sausage		N/A	You get a left and a right half; both are functionally same.	None
4x Chunk of hotdog	Left Hotdog half OR Right Hotdog Half		N/A	Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "chunks".	None
/ Hotdog Octopus	Left Hotdog Half OR Right Hotdog Half		N/A	Aww. How cute. Contains a bit of love. Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "octopus". Use the knife on the resulting octopus to carve a little face, making it extra cute and giving it some love, literally.	None

Pasta

In space, pasta is made using an oven (which is probably illegal somewhere); no need to boil it! It's worth noting that spaghetti noodles and pasta sheets specifically require semolina flour, which made from durum wheat, so restocking them might be more difficult than other starchy dishes. To compensate, pasta generally has some excellent food buffs, including ones that mend a small amount of damage over time, making it extra healing on top of the small amount of health gained from the very act of eating the food. Some varieties even give you healing chems.

Spaghetti noodles typically with come a randomly-chosen silly name, such as "spaceghetti" or "spetty", because of course it does, and dishes made from the noodles inherit the pasta's peculiar appellation.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & temperature	Info	Effects
Plain spaghetti	Spaghetti		8 seconds, high	In-game, it uses the exact same name as the spaghetti ingredient, which is kinda confusing. Requires fork.	Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Boneless spaghetti	Spaghetti		8 seconds, high	A spaghetti variant that requires the skeleton mutation when making plain spaghetti. Specific name varies. Has 50 units of milk. Requires fork.	Energized and Sturdy
Spaghetti with tomato sauce	1. Spaghetti Ketchup 2. Plain Spaghetti Ketchup	1. 2.	1. 8 seconds, high 2. N/A	Specific name varies. Requires fork. There are two ways to make this: you can either put uncooked spaghetti and a ketchup packet in a oven for a while or put ketchup (i.e. tomato sauce) onto plain (cooked) spaghetti.	Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Spaghetti arrabiata	1. Spaghetti Hot Sauce 2. Spaghetti in Sauce Hot Sauce	1. 2.	1. 8 seconds, high 2. N/A	Spicy! Specific name varies. Contains synaptizine and omnizine. Requires fork. To make, you can either put uncooked noodles and hot sauce in the oven or squirt hot sauce over spaghetti with sauce.	Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Fettuccine Alfredo	Spaghetti Cream		8 seconds, high	Requires fork.	Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Spaghetti with meatballs	Spaghetti Meatball		8 seconds, high	Specific name varies. Contains synaptizine. Requires fork.	Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Chicken Parmigiana	Spaghetti Ketchup Chicken Nugget		8 seconds, high	Contains synaptizine. Requires fork.	Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Chicken Alfredo	Spaghetti Cream Chicken Nugget		8 seconds, high	Contains synaptizine. Requires fork.	Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Lasagna	Pasta Sheet Ketchup 2x Cheese Slice		8 seconds, high	Contains omnizine. Requires fork.	Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)

Pies

There are not only sweet pies like apple pie or chocolate mud pie, but savory ones too, such as stargazy pie. Cream pies are in here too, and as the Clown can confirm, they're great for pranks, such as mousetrap pie launchers, which can use all sorts of pies too, not just the cream variety. Regardless of the type of pie, pies in Goonstation do not need pie tins; just put in your filling and sweet dough, set the time, and have it go. It literally is easy as pie. Notice, though, that they specifically need sweet dough, not regular dough.

Pies are pretty good for your Stamina since most of them provide the Refreshed food status effect (a Stamina regeneration buff) when you take a bite out of them; you can imagine this as all the sugar in the pie (or at least the sweet dough) giving you some extra pep. It's also possible to make custom pies and custom cream pies that give a variety of effects depending on what's in them.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & temperature	Info	Effects
Cream pie	Sweet Dough Cream		2 seconds, high	Really great for throwing at faces. Requires spoon.	Cold and Refreshed
Custom cream pie	Sweet Dough Cream Custom Ingredient		2 seconds, high	Accepts any food item. Requires spoon. Effects vary depending on what was added.	Varies
Custard pie	Sweet Dough Custard		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.	Cold and Refreshed
Apple pie	Sweet Dough Apple		6 seconds, high	Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon.	Cold and Refreshed
Pumpkin pie	Sweet Dough Pumpkin		6 seconds, high	Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon.	Cold and Refreshed
Lemon meringue pie	Sweet Dough Lemon		6 seconds, high	Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon.	Cold and Refreshed
Key lime pie	Sweet Dough Lime		6 seconds, high	Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon.	Cold and Refreshed
Strawberry pie	Sweet Dough 2x Strawberry		6 seconds, high	Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon.	Cold and Refreshed
Blueberry pie	Sweet Dough Blueberry		6 seconds, high	Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon.	Cold and Refreshed
Cherry pie	Sweet Dough Cherry		6 seconds, high	Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon.	Cold and Refreshed
Blackberry pie	Sweet Dough Blackberry		6 seconds, high	Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon.	Cold and Refreshed
Raspberry pie	Sweet Dough Raspberry		6 seconds, high	Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon.	Cold and Refreshed
Chocolate mud pie	Sweet Dough Candy Bar		5 seconds, high OR 10 seconds, low	Not a euphemism, an actual mud pie this time. Accepts other types of candy too. Contains 10 units of pure hugs and 20 units of sugar. Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon.	Refreshed, Sturdy, and Sweaty
Slurry pie	Sweet Dough Slurry Pod		2 seconds, high	The cooking of the slurrypod revealed their restorative properties. Contains 15 units of mutadone. Requires spoon.	Cold and Bad Breath
Bacon pie	Sweet Dough Raw Bacon		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.	Cold, Max Health Increased++, and Sweaty
Moon pie	Sweet Dough Butt OR Cyberbutt		2 seconds, high	Get it? 10% chance of spawning with a silly alternate name such as "fart pie" or "mud pie". Requires spoon.	Refreshed and Sweaty+
Stargazy pie	Sweet Dough Potato Fish Fillet OR Salmon Fillet OR White Fish Fillet OR Small Fish Fillet		5 seconds, high OR 10 seconds, low	Better than it looks, really. Requires spoon.	Rad Wick, Refreshed, and Sweaty
Space-chicken pot pie	Sweet Dough Carrot Chicken Nugget		6 seconds, high	The classic savoury pie. Other forms of nuggets are accepted. Contains 20 units of chicken soup. Requires spoon.	Max Health Increased++, Refreshed, and Sweaty
Chicken "pot" pie	Sweet Dough Chicken Nugget Cannabis		6 seconds, high	Get it? Other forms of nuggets and cannabis are accepted. Contains 20 units of THC and 20 u of CBD. Requires spoon.	Refreshed and Sweaty
Custom pie	Sweet Dough Egg Custom Ingredient		2 seconds, high	You may add one or two items (food or otherwise). Requires spoon. Effects vary depending on what was added.	Varies

Cookies And Moon Pies

Cookies, of course, require cookie dough, and there are a decent variety of fillings, including some more out-there ones. Thankfully, turning sweet dough (i.e. not regular dough) into cookie dough gives you a decent amount of them to work with. Sadly, though, in space, there are no cookie tins or cookie pans, so each oven can only make one cookie at a time.

Combine two cookies together with cream, sugar, and oatmeal in an oven, and you get what's called are collectively called "moon pies". These have no relation to the other type of pies aside from requiring an oven.

Most cookies provide the Refreshed buff, reflecting how sweets in real life often provide a quick boost of energy. The two exceptions are iron cookies, which boost your max health because the iron filling is making you more hardy (quite possibly literally), and bacon cookies, which make you sweat like a pig because the bacon came from one (presumably). The moon pies provide upgraded versions of the food buffs provided by the cookies they're made from.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & temperature	Info	Effects
Sugar cookie	Cookie Dough		2 seconds, high		Refreshed
Stroopwafel	2x Cookie Dough Maple Syrup		2 seconds, high		Refreshed
Butter cookie	Cookie Dough Butter		2 seconds, high		Refreshed
Oatmeal cookie	Cookie Dough Oatmeal		2 seconds, high		Refreshed
Chocolate-chip cookie	Cookie Dough Chocolate Chips		2 seconds, high		Refreshed
Peanut Butter Cookie	Cookie Dough Peanut Butter		2 seconds, high	Contains 20 units of sugar.	Refreshed and Gross Burps
Iron cookie	Cookie Dough Iron Fillings		2 seconds, high		Max Health Increased+
Bacon cookie	Cookie Dough Raw Bacon		2 seconds, high		Sweaty
Spookie	Cookie Dough Ectoplasm		2 seconds, high	Contains 10 units of ectoplasm.	Refreshed
Jaffa cake	Cookie Dough Candy Bar Orange		2 seconds, high	While in real life this is indeed legally considered a cake by parts of the British legal system, in Goonstation, this is considered a cookie.	Refreshed
Sugar moon pie	2x Sugar Cookie Sugar Oatmeal Cream		2 seconds, high		Refreshed
Oatmeal moon pie	2x Oatmeal Cookie Sugar Oatmeal Cream		2 seconds, high		Refreshed+
Chocolate moon pie	2x Chocolate-Chip Cookie Sugar Oatmeal Cream		2 seconds, high		Refreshed+
Iron moon pie	2x Iron Cookie Sugar Oatmeal Cream		2 seconds, high		Max Health Increased++
Bacon moon pie	2x Bacon Cookie Sugar Oatmeal Cream		2 seconds, high		Sweaty+
Full moon pie	2x Spookie Sugar Oatmeal Cream		2 seconds, high	Contains 10 units of ectoplasm.	Refreshed+
Jaffa moon cobbler	2x Jaffa Cake Cream		2 seconds, high		Refreshed+
Whoopie pie	2x Chocolate-Chip Cookie Candy Bar Cream		2 seconds, high	Requires chocolate-chip cookies specifically.	Refreshed+
Cookie with frosting	Any Cookie or Moon Pie Cream		N/A	Works with any type of cookie or moon pie except spookie, full moon pie, and butter cookies. Makes random color frosting. Effects are based on the cookie that was frosted.	Varies

My Dream Bakery

Some dessert items allow for a multitude of customizations. Currently, cakes and donuts can be hand-crafted with love, allowing you to choose unique frostings, toppings, and fillings. Grab your kitchen island and your bread knife, it's time to bake off!

Donuts

Donuts can be frosted to customize them. They have a shared reagent pool of 50 units, and each donut starts filled with 20 units of sugar already in it. This means you can fill the additional 30 units with reagents of your choosing. To fill a donut, use a syringe to inject reagents into it.

You can also frost the donut, which adds reagents to the reagent pool too. Frosting a donut once with an icing tube will also make a frosting layer that's the same color as the reagents in the tube, and will transfer 15 units of the frosting reagents to the donut. Frosting options include:

• Full icing
• Half-and-half icing
• Dipped icing
• Sprinkles
• Center filling
• Heart icing
• Star icing
• Zigzag icing

Frosting again will allow you to create another design on the donut that transfers another 15 units of reagent to the donut. You can also hit a donut with coconut meat to add coconut flakes on top of the donut, which doesn't count towards the reagent pool or use up a frosting slot.

This is a perfect way to refill Security's supply of donuts if they're running low, with the added benefit of being able to make them custom donuts with helpful chemicals contained in every bite. They make a great portable snack to give to friends too!

Cakes

Cakes can be either hard-coded specific ones with unique sprites or customs ones made by taking a cake batter, putting it in the KitchenHelper with an item, and running the KitchenHelper. Alternatively, you can take a basic cake base and shove it in the oven with an item to bake the item into the cake, though it won't transfer any special coloring or filling.

Cakes

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & Temperature	Info	Effects
Cake batter	Sweet Dough 2x Egg		None	The first step of baking any cake!	None
Custom Cake Batter	Cake Batter Custom Ingredient		None	Blending a cake batter with another food item will bake into a cake of that type and color. This has to be done as a separate step after using the KitchenHelper the first time to make a cake batter.	None
Basic Cake	Cake Batter		7 seconds, high		Varies
Custom Cake	Cake Batter Custom Ingredient		7 seconds, high	Creates a cake of whatever type of object you put in, but doesn't retain any of the special colors.	Varies
Creamy sponge cake	Cake Batter Cream		7 seconds, high		Cold and Energized
Chocolate sponge cake	Cake Batter Candy Bar		7 seconds, high		Cold and Energized
Meat cake	Cake Batter Humanoid Meat		7 seconds, high		Cold and Energized
Bacon cake	Cake Batter 3x Raw Bacon		7 seconds, high	An actual food crime.	Cold and Energized
True Bacon (TM)	7x Raw Bacon		7 seconds, high	An abomination...	Gross Burps and Fire Burps

Icing

Icing tubes can be filled with any chemical mix of your choosing! Icing a cake will use 25 units of reagent to create a frosting style of your choosing in the color of the reagents used.

Toppings

Any food item can be used as a topping, but most food items will be applied as a generic topping. You can have up to three different toppings on a cake, one per layer. Adding a topping to a cake will transfer any of the food buffs that topping contains to the cake's reagent pool of up to 300 units. A few items are special toppings with unique sprites that can be added to a cake without limit.

Unique Toppings:

• Cherries
• Strawberries
• Fruit wedges
• Candles
• Sprinkles

Stacking & Slicing

• Cakes can be stacked up to three tall.
• Stacked cakes share a reagent pool (up to 300 units of chemicals)
• Cakes can be sliced with a sharp enough tool, starting from the topmost layer.

Take pride in knowing your cake creations would probably net you the grand prize in one of those bake-off competition shows. Maybe.

Stove

Soup! Not only does is it delicious, but it's quite good for you; the soup adds up all the healing amounts and up to 4 of the food buffs of the ingredients used. The more you put in, the more you get out!

1. Click on the soup pot with an item to insert it as an ingredient. Go nuts!
   • You can use whatever, including things that aren't food, so long as it can go into a backpack.
     • You can't put another soup pot in the pot.
   • There is a limit on the number of things that can go in the pot, dependent on weight; essentially, you can fit in lots of tiny-size items but only a couple normal-size items.
   • The more ingredients you use, the more soup you can serve out. Be generous!
   • You can take ingredients out by click-dragging the pot onto you. This'll take out the most recently added ingredient.
2. Click on the soup pot with a container of chemicals to pour it in as broth. Any chemicals. Up to 150 units of chemicals.
   • If at any point, you make a mistake and want to start over, you can click-drag the soup pot's sprite onto a floor tile while the pot's in your hand to recover the ingredients and pour the broth out. This also applies the turf effects of the reagents in the broth.
3. Pick up the soup pot and click on the stove to put the pot on the stove. Use a lit welder, lighter, or similar flame source on the stove to light it. It'll start cooking for a few seconds.
4. After it's finished, click on the stove to take the pot off.
5. Click on the pot with a ladle to scoop up some soup, and click on a bowl with a ladle to serve it.

The resulting soup's name will be in the format "[ingredients] soup in [chemicals] broth", with the [chemicals] part displaying the three reagents with the highest volume, and you can Examine the soup pot to get a relative description of the amount of broth in the soup to the maximum volume and a similar one for ingredients. The description gets snarky if there's a lot of ingredients.

Miscellaneous

Recipes that don't quite fit elsewhere. Among many others, this includes a couple of ethnic/cultural dishes, various breakfast staples, soups, dips, snack foods, and even a few foods for non-humans.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & temperature	Info	Effects
Bacon and eggs	2x Raw Bacon 2x Egg		8 seconds, high	Requires fork.	Energized+
Waffles	Sweet Dough Dough		10 seconds, low	High Tek.	Energized
/ Pancakes	1. Pancake Batter Maple Syrup 2. Dough Syrup	1. 2.	1. 5 seconds, high OR 10 seconds, low 2. N/a.	You can either stick pancake batter (you don't need to actually mix it with anything...) in an oven...or defib (regular) dough, because memes. Don't forget to add the maple syrup after cooking the pancakes!	Energized and Gassy
Crumpet	Holey Dough		3 Seconds, High.	Very British.	Healing Over Time (Brute)
/ Bagel	Dough Circle		6 seconds, low.	Can create both plain and seed bagels.	Sturdy
Donut	Dough Circle Sugar OR Dough OR Semolina Dough Stun Baton		6 Seconds, low.	A nice loop of dough. It's also possible make donuts by clicking on dough with a stunbaton, referred to as batonfrying. The baton has to be on, you must be on any intent besides Harm, and you need to have the Security Training trait. This doesn't consume baton charge, so you can do this forever.	Energized
Biscuit	Flour Dough		4 seconds, low		Healing Over Time (Brute)
English Muffin	Biscuit		N/A	Delicious. Cut in half with a knife.	Warm
Buttered English Muffin	Biscuit Butter		N/A	Butter is optional.	Energized
File:Macguffin.png Sausage MacGuffin	2x English Muffin Cheese Slice Egg Humanoid Meat		6 seconds, high	Unrelated to any corporations.	None
Churro	Dough Strip Sugar		7 seconds, high	Yum, can be eaten alone or dipped various soups and sauces.	Energized
Honey Wonks	Honey Cookie Swirlies		5 seconds, low	Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl.	None
Bacon	Raw Bacon		6 seconds, high	Crispy.	None
Omelette	Humanoid Meat Cheese Slice 2x Egg		6 seconds, high	Requires fork.	Energized and Gross Burps
Deep-space hell omelette	Humanoid Meat Cheese 2x Bee Egg		6 seconds, high	The space bees are not going to like this! Requires fork.	Energized and Gross Burps
Meatball sub	Loaf of Bread OR Baguette Meatball Cheese Slice Ketchup		6 seconds, High	Works with any type of bread loaf, as well as baguettes.	Energized+ and Max Health Increased++
Banh mi	Loaf of Honey-Wheat Bread OR Baguette Carrot Cucumber Raw Bacon		6 seconds, High	Works only with honeywheat bread and baguettes.	Energized+ and Max Health Increased++
Garlic Bread	Baguette Butter Garlic		6 seconds, low	Contains 20u of holy water.	Healing Over Time (Toxin), Max Health Increased++, Energized and Bad Breath
Cheesy Garlic Bread	Baguette Cheese Slice Butter Garlic		6 seconds, low	Contains 10u of holy water and 10u of cheese.	Healing Over Time (Toxin), Max Health Increased++, Energized and Bad Breath
Fairy Bread	Slice of Bread Sugar Butter		8 seconds, low	A strange Australian creation. Contains 5u of bread and 5u of sugar.	Refreshed+
/ Steak	Humanoid Meat OR Synthmeat		10 seconds, low	You may use synth-, monkey- or human meat.	Max Health Increased+ and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Changeling Steak	Changeling Meat		6 seconds, high	Hopefully it's dead. Contains Neurotoxin.	Max Health Increased+ and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Fish fingers	Fish Fillet OR Salmon Fillet OR White Fish Fillet OR Small Fish Fillet		10 seconds, low	The type of fish used is irrelevant. Don't think about fish with fingers.	Healing Over Time (Burn),Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Sweaty
Cooked shrimp meat	Raw shrimp meat		2 seconds, high OR 4 seconds, low	A classic. No need to be shellfish with these.	Warm and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Baked potato	Potato		8 seconds, high	A heated potato.	Sturdy
Mashed potatoes	3x		N/A	They've been shown who's boss in the kitchen. Requires either a fork or spoon.	Max Health Increased+ and Sturdy
Fries	Chips		7 seconds, low		None
Swedish meatballs	Flour Egg 2x Meatball		10 seconds, low	Bork Bork Bork! Requires fork.	None
Custom pizza	Pizza Base Custom Ingredient		9 seconds, high	The toppings may consist of any food item. Effects vary depending on what was added.	Varies
6x Custom pizza slices	Pizza		N/A	Effects vary depending on what was added.	Varies
Pizza-ghetti	Pizza OR Pizza Slices Spaghetti in Sauce OR Spaghetti Arrabiata		N/A	Inherits the pasta's silly name. Contains pizza reagent and fleur-de-lys.	Sweaty
/ Custom rangoon / eggroll	Wonton Wrapper Custom Ingredient		N/A	Combine the wrapper with a food item of your choice, then load it into the deep fryer. Tiny objects make a rangoon, small items an eggroll.	Energized
Mashed brains	Brain OR Synthbrain OR Odd Crystal OR Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core		N/A	Good brain food--no prions, guaranteed! Well-cooked mashed brains has a 1% chance to give you a good mutation...and a 1% chance to give you a bad one (both cannot happen at the same time). Eating this requires either a fork or a spoon.	Max Health Increased++
Meatloaf	Meat Paste Egg Loaf of Bread		8 seconds, low	Requires fork.	Max Health Increased++
Taco shell	Tortilla		6 seconds, low	Devoid of any and all taco ingredients	None
Meat taco	Tacoshell Any Meat Cheese Slice Hot Sauce		N/A	Most types of meat can be used, including bacon.	Energized and Warm
4x Tortilla chips	Tacoshell		N/A	Crush an empty cooked taco shell to get four of these.	Energized
Guacamole	Avocado		N/A	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.	Refreshed
Mint chutney	Mint Chili Pepper Garlic Onion		7 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.	Energized and Refreshed
Oatmeal (random flavor)	Oatmeal		5 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.	Healing Over Time (Brute)
Tomato soup	2x Tomato		6 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.	Refreshed and Warm
Porridge	2x Rice		5 seconds, high OR 10 seconds, low	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.	Healing Over Time (Brute)
Gruel	3x  ?????		N/A	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.	Sweaty
Chili con queso	Chili Pepper Cheese		6 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.	Sweaty and Warm
Chili con carne	Humanoid Meat Chili Pepper		6 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.	Fart Thrust and Warm
Chili con flagration	Humanoid Meat Chili Pepper 2x Hot Sauce		6 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.	Fire Burps and Warm
El Diablo	Chili Con Carne Chili Con Flagration Chili Pepper Hot Sauce		10 seconds, high	Warning: not for the faint of heart! Combine the con carne and flagration along with the rest of the listed ingredients. Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.	Fire Burps+ and Warm
Cream of mushroom	Mushroom Milk Bottle		N/A	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.	Cleanse and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
Salad	2x Lettuce Leaf		5 seconds, low	Requires fork	Energized and Refreshed
Hard-Boiled Egg	Egg		4 seconds, low	The loose cannon of foods	Night Vision and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Deviled Egg	Hard-Boiled Egg		N/A	An unholy egg.	Energized
Egg Salad	Hard-Boiled Egg Salad Mayonnaise		5 seconds, low		Energized and Bad Breath
Haggis	Heart Onion Oatmeal		9 seconds, high	Och laddie, don ya ken wha U'm sayin? Works with all other internal organs, namely lungs, stomachs (as per tradition), intestines, pancreases, kidneys, spleens, appendices, and, disturbingly, eyes.	Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
Haggass	Butt Onion Oatmeal		9 seconds, high	Makes you quite gassy, Scottish style. Requires a fork.	Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
Scotch Eggs	Slice of Bread Egg Humanoid Meat		3 seconds, high	In scotland, Scotch Eggs count as a vegetable.	Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
Refried Beans	Raw Bacon 2x Bean Pod		7 seconds, high	Requires spoon.	Fart Thrust and Gassy
Rice And Beans	Rice Bean Pod		10 seconds, low	Requires spoon.	Fart Thrust and Gassy
Fried Rice	Rice Egg Onion Garlic		10 seconds, low	Requires spoon.	Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (All)
Omurice	Rice Egg Ketchup		8 seconds, low	Requires spoon.	Max Health Increased++ and Warm
Risotto	Rice Butter Onion Garlic		5 seconds, high	Requires spoon.	Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All)
Croissant	Sweet Dough Butter		6 seconds, high		Healing Over Time (Brute)
Pain au Chocolat	Sweet Dough Butter Candy Bar		6 seconds, high		Healing Over Time (Brute) and #Energized
Apple Danish	Sweet Dough Butter Apple		6 seconds, high		Healing Over Time (Brute) + Refreshed
Cherry Danish	Sweet Dough Butter Cherry		6 seconds, high		Healing Over Time (Burn) + Refreshed
Blueberry Danish	Sweet Dough Butter Blueberry		6 seconds, high		Healing Over Time (Burn) + Energized
Cannadanish	Sweet Dough Butter Cannabis		6 seconds, high	Contains 10u of THC and 10u of CBD.	Healing Over Time (Brute) + Healing Over Time (Burn)
Ice cream cone	Sweet Dough Sugar		1 second, low	None
X-flavored ice cream	Ice Cream Cone		N/A	The machine offers three basic flavors. Alternatively, you can use a container (beaker, drinking glass, bottle etc.) with reagents of your choice.	Cold
Nougat bar	Honey Sugar		5 seconds, low	Chock full of nougat. Besides making your own, you can also buy these from snack machines.	None
Granola bar	Honey Oatmeal		5 seconds, low	A honey and oat based snack.	Refreshed+
Hetz' Cup	Peanut Butter Candy Bar		N/A	Works with any candy, so long as it has chocolate reagent and isn't another Hetz Cup.	None
Apple on a stick	Apple Rod OR Popsicle Stick		N/A	It's like an apple, but with a handle.	Cold and Refreshed
Candy apple	Apple on a Stick Sugar		5 seconds, low	Perfect for a crewmember, or a witch.	Energized
Delicious apple on a stick	OR Popsicle Stick		N/A	Contains 10 units of capulettium.	Cold and Refreshed
Delicious candy apple	Delicious Apple on a Stick Sugar		5 seconds, low	Contains 10 units of capulettium.	Energized
Synthorange	Orange Synthmeat		N/A	Must use synthmeat specifically. Heals twice the amount of regular oranges.	Cold and Refreshed
Donk pocket (warm)	1. Dough Meatball 2. Cold Donk Pocket	1. & 2.	7 seconds, high	You can either make your own with dough and meatballs or take a pre-made one from a Donk-Pockets box, which start out cold and unheated. If you heat it right (e.g. with a microwave or oven), it'll fill you with 10 units of delicious omnizine goodness when eaten. There are other ways of cooking it (e.g. lighters, welders, sparks), but if you heat it too much, it'll scald you for 5 BURN and fill you with 10 units of nasty ???? when eaten. The trick is to get it between 176°C to 260°C (449°K and 533°K). Eat it quick, it'll cool down in seven minutes and you won't get the omnizine.	None
Warm honk-pocket	Dough Meatball Bike Horn		7 seconds, high	Turns your farts into honks for a short time! But it does something completely different when it's left to cool for a good while...	None
Onion Chips	2x Onion Ring Garlic Cheese		7 seconds, high	Like normal chips, but stinkier.	Bad Breath
Popcorn	Corn Cob		N/A	Heat the cob with a welding tool or other heat source until it pops.	Night Vision
Popcorn	Corn Cob		N/A	Popped via the magic of the processor.	Night Vision
Pickle	Cucumber		N/A	A reminder of all the pickle jars the crew smashed.	None
Candy cane	Mint Sugar		5 seconds, low	Festive!	Energized
Egg nog	3x Egg Milk		5 seconds, low	Also Festive!	N/A
Fruit cake	Smoldering Mess  ?????		7 seconds, high	You can only make this fruitcake in December. Accepts both smoldering messes and physical manifestations of fried foods.	Cold and Energized
Zongzi	Bamboo Shoot Rice Ball Any Meat		4 seconds, high	A Space Chinese rice snack wrapped in bamboo leaves. Click on it in-hand to unwrap it.	Healing Over Time (All) and Energized+
/ / / / Nigiri roll	Rice Ball Slice of Fish Fillet OR Slice of Salmon Fillet OR Slice of White Fillet OR Slice of Small Fish Fillet OR Cooked shrimp meat		N/A	There are different-colored variations depending on the color of fish fillet slice you use, as well as a variant for specifically using shrimp. While they use different sprites, they all have the same in-game name and confer the same food buffs, healing, etc.	Energized+
/ / / Nigiri roll	Rice Ball Slice of Fish Fillet OR Slice of Salmon Fillet OR Slice of White Fillet OR Slice of Small Fish Fillet		6 seconds low.	Makes a random color nigiri roll, regardless of type of fillet used. Not correct sushi making.	Energized+
Onigiri	Rice Ball Seaweed Sheet		N/A	A simplified version of how it is made in real life too.	Warm
/ Sushi Roll	Fish Fillet OR Salmon Fillet OR White Fish Fillet OR Small Fish Fillet Rice Ball Seaweed Sheet		6 seconds low.	Use knife to slice. Also incorrect sushi making.	Max Health Increased
/ Custom sushi roll	Seaweed Sheet Sticky Rice Custom Ingredient		N/A	Click the rolling mat with seaweed sheet, then sticky rice, and then up to 3 food items of your choosing. Click on the mat with empty hand a couple times to roll up the mat, then click on it again to unroll it and take the sushi roll off. Use a knife to slice it into sushi rolls. Now this is correct sushi making! Effects vary depending on what was added.	Varies
Hardtack	Dough Iron Fillings		6 seconds, high		None
Bee Kibble	????? Honey Wheat		10 seconds, high	For bee larva only.	None
Birthday Cupcake	Bee Kibble Royal Jelly Candle Sugar		10 seconds, high	For space bees only...or brave humans.	None
Dog Biscuit	Granola Bar Meat Paste Peanut Butter		6 seconds, low	If you're a pug, dog biscuits heal you a bit and grant you buffs! If you're not a pug, they do neither of those things--what did you expect?	Energized+ and Max Health Increased++
Tandoori Chicken	Curry Powder Chicken Nugget Chili Pepper Garlic		9 seconds, high	Requires fork.	Max Health Increased, Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm
Potato Curry	Curry Powder Potato Carrot Pea Pod		7 seconds, low	Requires fork.	Energized, Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm
Coconut Curry	Curry Powder Coconut Meat Carrot Rice		7 seconds, low	Requires fork.	Max Health Increased, Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm
Chicken Pineapple Curry	Curry Powder Chicken Nugget Chili Pepper Pineapple Slice		7 seconds, low	Requires fork.	Healing Over Time (Brute), Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm
Bowl of ramen	Ramen Noodles Seaweed Sheet Soy Sauce Hard-Boiled Egg		7 seconds, high	Requires chopsticks or any other fork equivalent.	Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Warm
Bowl of udon	Udon Noodles Seaweed Sheet Soy Sauce Kamaboko		7 seconds, high	Requires chopsticks or any other fork equivalent.	Max Health Increased+, Sturdy, and Warm
Bowl of curry udon	Udon Noodles Seaweed Sheet Soy Sauce Curry Powder Hard-Boiled Egg		7 seconds, high	Requires chopsticks or any other fork equivalent.	Max Health Increased+, Refreshed, and Warm
Ratatouille	Cucumber Tomato Eggplant Garlic		3 seconds, high	Stewed and caramalized. Remy not included.	Refreshed and Warm

Deep Fryer

Every food can be deep-fried, and the same applies to many other objects. In fact, pretty much anything you can think of besides containers and bulky items - experiment! Note: Any food that is deep-fried keeps their effects and also gains the Warm effect. Also, keeping something in the Deep Fryer for an extended period of time not only reduces it to a smoldering mess, it also causes the fryer to occasionally spray hot oil and scorch a small area near it, setting anything and anyone on fire.

Shitty Grill

Not-actually-all-that-shitty grill that appears on John's Bus, which can be called at the Space Diner and Mining Outpost for space-based maps and the Sea Diner for ocean-based maps. Grilling is simple: click on the grill to light it up, then wait a while for it to warm up. Once it's ready, click on the grill with an item in your hand to put that item on the grill. Wait a few seconds, then click on the grill again to take it off the grill.

Like the deep fryer, just about everything that can be held in your hand can be grilled, even things that aren't food, and the resulting grilled item is edible and counts as a food item for recipes that can accept food items, but not non-foods, as a custom ingredient. Moreover, there are different grill states depending on how long the item was on the grill, and if you get the timing right, the newly grilled item can have omnizine or even enriched MSG in it. However, the time frame for a perfect grill is short and unforgiving, and it's quite easy to just burn it into a char. Grilled food will keep their effects and also gain the Warm effect.

Grilling in John Bill's presence will elicit helpful and/or amusing comments from him. Supposedly, there's also a super-powered version with many different functionalities in some forsaken lab somewhere. Also, you probably shouldn't leave it on and unattended without anything grilling.

Pickle Jar

Did you just make a full-course buffet for the crew, but then the shuttle got called as soon as you finished cooking? Fret not, the ancient art of pickling is here to save the day! Like the two machines above, the pickle jar can turn most hand-held objects into food, but with a twist: the pickled items persist across shifts!

Simply place an item in one of the two glass jars on the station. If you then take it out during a future shift, you'll get a pickled, edible version of the item. Don't think you can use this to store traitor items for future shifts though; just like with frying and grilling, a pickled item will only be usable as food. Additionally, the item will only become pickled when the shift ends, meaning anyone can just take the item out of the jar and use it normally until the end of the shift. Pickled items won't keep their reagents/food-buffs, either.

You can find pickle jars in the same place they were left last shift if the same map was chosen twice in a row. If it's a different map than before, it'll be randomly placed somewhere on the station.

Microwave

Though rarely (if ever) used for anything, the microwave still has its place in the bar. Most people are aware of warm donk pockets, but there are also several other legacy recipes which might be of use to a bartender or hungry assistants - a second unit can be found in crew quarters, and more may be deployed with the help of an Engineer.

Produced item	Recipe	Info
Donut	Flour Egg
Popcorn	Corn Cob
Waffles	2x Flour 2x Egg
Custard pie	2x Flour Banana	Peel the banana first! Requires spoon.
Burger	Flour Humanoid Meat	Possible types of meat: monkey, human.
Synthburger	Flour Synthmeat	Synth meat only.
Brainburger	Flour Brain	Only a monkey or human brain will work, not synthbrains! Infects whoever eats it with kuru.
Buttburger	Flour Butt	Doesn't work with synth- or cyberbutts.
Roburger	Flour Standard Cyborg Head	Recipe is limited to the standard cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with robotic transformation.
Heartburger	Flour Heart	Works with human and monkey hearts. Synthetic or cyberhearts are not compatible.
Meatball	Humanoid Meat Humanoid Meat	Valid combination: 1x monkey + 1x human.
Warm donk pocket	Flour Meatball
Warm donk pocket	Cold Donk Pocket	A box of them can be found in the kitchen refrigerator. Once heated, they will stay warm for about seven minutes.

In case of an invalid or unrecognized recipe, the microwave is less forgiving than its successor. However, it's not the end of the world and both failure states can be addressed rather easily.

The microwave gets covered in muck! - Get a spray bottle or a sponge. Ask the janitor or simply steal one.

The microwave breaks! - Use a screwdriver on the unit, then a wrench.

Just like real life, putting an egg in a microwave by itself is a Bad Idea.

Prison Loaf Processor

Certain customers may not even be able to visit the bar and enjoy your culinary delicacies. Fortunately, there is still a convenient way to deliver food to the inmates: the Lay-Z Chef Prison Food Chute. Many items (food or otherwise) are suitable components for the processor, which sends the fresh loaf directly to the brig. While you have limited control over the taste or appearance of said loaf, there is actually more to it than meets the eye. It might be worthwhile to experiment with the amount and composition of the ingredients!

Icon	Level	Name	Comments	Notes
	1	Prison loaf	A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible.
	2	Dense prison loaf	The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today.
	3	Extra-dense prison loaf	Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else.
	4	Super-compressed prison loaf	Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god.
	5	Fissile loaf	There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat.	Throw it and watch what happens.
	6	Fusion loaf	Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within?
	7	Neutron loaf	Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons.
	8	Quark loaf	This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy.	You can bash through reinforced walls with this.
	9	Degenerate loaf	You should probably call a physicist.
	10	Strangelet loaf	You should probably call a priest.	Flies around at random, destroying whatever it hits and heavily damaging players it bashes into.
	11	Einstein-rosen loaf	A hypothetical feature of loaf-spacetime. It could in theory be used to open a bridge between one point in space-time to another point in loaf-spacetime, if one had the machine required ...	Can be used to make a material that causes whatever it's made out of to float.

Food Effects

Consuming certain foods can grant you certain boosts to things like stamina regeneration and maximum health. Generally, the more complex or resource intensive the cooking process, the better the buffs the food provides, and the closer it's cooked to the optimal heat level and time, the longer the buffs last; you'll know you've gotten it right if you get a message like That tasted amazing! when eating it. Having THC in your system doubles the duration of the food buffs further. If you have the Kitchen Training trait (in other words, you're a Chef), you can Examine food to see what buffs it gives and check if it's been cooked well enough to get the bonus buff duration for quality.

Buff	Explanation
Energized	Adds +18 max stamina.
Energized+	Adds +22 max stamina.
Refreshed	Adds +2.2 stamina regeneration.
Refreshed+	Adds +5 stamina regeneration.
Warm	If you're below base body temperature (37 degrees C), raises your body temperature by 6 degrees Celsius every few seconds.
Cold	If you're above base body temperature (37 degrees C), lowers your body temperature by 0.8 degrees Celsius every few seconds.
Cleanse	Adds +80% Disease Resistance
Healing Over Time	Heals varying amounts of the damage type listed every 5 seconds. Has variations that fix Burn, Brute, Tox, and all three.
Damage Over Time	Deals varying amounts of the damage type listed every 5 seconds. Has variations that deal Burn, Brute, Tox, and all three.
Sweaty	Small chance to sweat a fluid puddle of water beneath you. Gross. Unaffected by clothing worn.
Sweaty+	Like regular Sweaty, but with a higher chance of creating a puddle.
Max Health Increased	Adds +10 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition.
Max Health Increased+	Adds +20 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition.
Max Health Increased++	Adds +40 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition and is enough to let you take two cyalume saber hits.
Gross Burps	Your burps sound extra-grody.
Night Vision	Lets you see better in darkness much like the Cat Eyes trait.
Sturdy	Halves the chance for your limbs to be blown off by an explosion. Stacks with the Adamantium Skeleton trait.
Gassy	Your *farts sound...interesting.
Fart Thrust	*Farting lets you navigate through Space and pushes you forward on the Seafloor. Remember you can still use IJKL to orient your character.
Rad Wick	Increases your radiation resistance.
Fire Burps	When you *burp, you unleash a column of flame tiles up to 4 tiles in front of you, drastically shortening the buff.
Fire Burps+	Like regular Fire Burps, but the flames go up to 6 tiles instead of 4 and have a higher temperature.
Bad Breath	Your breath is rancid and anyone near you can smell it. Mostly just flavor text.
Brain Food	Every few seconds, you heal 1 brain damage. Benefits only apply if you have the Aquatic Genetics mutation

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