Foods and Drinks
Food is what you eat. Drinks are what you drink. Here is a comprehensive (but still incomplete) list of items and recipes for the chef to utilize and the crew to enjoy. Just remember that side-effects are by no means unknown or uncommon.
On the RP Servers, letting hunger and thirst motives get too low reduces your maximum health and maximum stamina regeneration, respectively.
Snacks
Icon | Name | Available from | Info | Effects |
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Donut | Vendor, kitchen | All donuts give double the HP recovery to Security personnel, namely the Head of Security, the Nanotrasen Security Operative, the Detective, Security Officers, Security Assistants, and Part-Time Vice Officers. Security even starts with a couple of full boxes around, that can be picked up for on-the-go donut carrying by click-dragging the box to your sprite. <Insert Joke> | Energized | |
Robust donut | Sec weapons vendor | In addition to doubled healing for Sec personnel like regular donuts, contains 12 units of sugar, 12u of epinephrine, and 12u of synaptizine. You can also take more bites out of it. | Energized | |
Chips | Vendor | The bag adds to the crunch! | Sturdy | |
Chocolate Bar | Vendor, kitchen | Nondescript chocolate from an equally nondescript company. Comes with no razor inside usually...Don't take candy from strange barbers. | None | |
Fries | Vendor, kitchen | French fries from a vending machine! Delicious! | None | |
Popsicle | Vendor, kitchen | Comes in 7 amazing flavors! Eating one yields a popsicle stick, naturally. | Cold | |
Popcorn | Kitchen | Unsalted with no butter. | Night Vision | |
Onion chips | Kitchen | Chips made from onions. Don't judge. | Bad Breath | |
Nougat bar | Kitchen | Chock full of nougat. | None | |
Granola bar | Kitchen | A honey and oat based snack. | Refreshed+ | |
Cookie tin | Kitchen | Contains 7x butter cookies. Sadly, the tin itself is inedible. | N/A | |
Popsicle Box | Refrigerator | Contains 7x popsicles! | N/A | |
Hetz' Cup | Kitchen | Must be unwrapped before being eaten. | None | |
Candy apple | Kitchen | A delectable and possibly spooky treat. | Energized | |
Candy cane | Kitchen | Festive! | Energized | |
Yoghurt | Kitchen | Requires spoon. A frozen variant can be from a certain jolly man. | None | |
Pickle | Kitchen | A reminder of all the pickle jars that the crew smashed. Don't trust pickles you find in the trash. | None. | |
Swedish Fisk | Kitchen | Contains swedium. Bork Bork Bork! | None | |
Extravagant Chocolate Gateau | Kitchen | A very fancy cake that the chef couldn't have cooked. | Energized and Cold | |
Fortune Cookie | Quartermaster | A small cookie with a Zoldorf-esque fortune in it. | None | |
Chinese takeout carton | Quartermaster | A carton full of delicious Space Chinese food. The character depicted is half the expression for "China". | 没有 | |
Candy heart | Quartermaster | Flavored chalk with inscriptions such as "Robust Me" and "Love Transfer Valve". 10 in every box! | None | |
Peach ring | Quartermaster,GTM | Contains a tiny bit of peach juice. | None | |
Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel | GTMs | Contains strawberry juice, vanilla, and three random miscellaenous reagents! | Energized | |
Cinnamon sugar donut | GTMs | Absolutely chockful of sugar. | Energized | |
Little Danny's Snack Cake | Hacked FoodTech | Comes in many colors and with bad grease, VHFCS, "flavoring", and occasionally just poison. | Sweaty | |
Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf | Abandoned crates, most Listening Posts | A regular snack cake that's most definitely not trying to be a Twinkie. | Sweaty | |
Descuento Danito's Burritos | Snacks Vendor | Available in many different flavors. Comes with an integral heating mechanism. May contain a golden ticket. | Sweaty | |
Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles | Snacks Vendor | Literally poison. Also equipped with a heater. | N/A | |
Hungry Dan's TV Dinners | Snacks Vendor | Yum. Also equipped with a heater. | Max Health Increased+ | |
Lollipop | Medbay | A healthy snack containing a small amount of medicine, such as charcoal or saline. | None | |
'Hole Zone Layer' Caramel Creme | Goodybags | 'Hole Zone Layer' caramel cremes are surprisingly delicious! (And very sugary.) | Energized | |
Candy corn | Goodybags | Disappointing. Gives you loads of sugar and bad oil to rub it in. | Sweaty | |
Butterscotch | Goodybags | Buttery and not very scotch-y. | Energized | |
Saltwater Taffy | Goodybags | Must be unwrapped before being eaten. Comes in 3 delectable flavors! May also contain razor blades. | None | |
-1 Bar | Food synthesizers | Possibly healthy. | Sweaty | |
Farty Snott's Every Flavour Beans | Wizard's Den, Trench | Contains random reagents that cannot be extracted. More at Wizard. | None | |
Yellow cake | RD Office | Contains uranium. Safe and delicious! | None | |
Pope Crunch | Crew quarters | Extremely crunchy! Might have a "prize" instead if you eat it from a bowl. Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl. | None | |
Roach Puffs | Oshan Kitchen maint | Can also be directly eaten or mixed with milk in a bowl. But there's no chocolate in it... | None | |
Shredded Syndies | GTM, Ocean Listening Post | Eat directly from the box or in a bowl. Fortified with atropine & space drugs. | None | |
Telecrystal | Mining | Surprisingly edible! Has a variety of effects. | None? | |
Viscerite | Mining | Also surprisingly edible! Contains a good chunk of synthflesh, but watch out for the other stuff in there... | None? | |
Flockburger | Debris Field/Oshan station level merchant | Turns out that a glass sandwich is made of silicon, radium, and limeade. | Max Health Increased+ and Warm | |
Weird cheese | Mining Outpost, chemistry | Too rotten to be used in food and chockful of weird decay products. | Sweaty and Bad Breath | |
Funny-looking can | Abandoned derelict | Is surströmming. For Swedes, makes a delightful dish. For non-Swedes, induces a wide range of gross-out effects, most of which involve stuns and vomiting, with a very rare chance to puke out a heart or become extra stinky. | Bad Breath | |
Zongzi | Spacebux lunchboxes | Space Chinese snack currently found only in lunchboxes purchased through Spacebux. Click on it in-hand to unwrap it. | Healing Over Time (All) and Energized+ | |
Apple | Hydroponics | The Medical department's most hated fruit. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Banana | Hydroponics | Peel it first! | Cold and Refreshed | |
Orange | Hydroponics | A bitter citrus based fruit. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Lemon | Hydroponics | A sour citrus based fruit. Perfect for decorating drinks. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Lime | Hydroponics | An extra sour citrus based fruit. Perfect for decorating drinks. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Strawberry | Hydroponics | Neither straw nor berry. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Avocado | Hydroponics | Still good since 8000 B.C.E. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Grapes | Hydroponics | Comes in two colors: Green and not green. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Raspberry | Hydroponics | Tart and summery. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Blackberry | Hydroponics | Tart, summery, and would stain your teeth if you could see them. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Blue Raspberry | Hydroponics | Tart, summery, and very unnaturally blue. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Melon slice | Hydroponics | Slice a watermelon with something sharp to get six of these. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Honey | Hydroponics | Produced by space bees. Taste may vary, depending on the plant that provided the nectar. | None | |
Carrot | Hydroponics | Good for your eyes. | Night Vision and Refreshed | |
Slurryfruit | Hydroponics | Poisonous! | None | |
Eggplant | Hydroponics | Has a chance to be censored. | None | |
Coconut meat | Hydroponics | Break open a coconut for a few of these and a handy cup. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Pineapple slice | Hydroponics | No salt needed. Cut a pineapple to get one of these. Must be kept away from pizza at all costs. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Bamboo shoot | Hydroponics | Slice a bamboo stalk to get one of these. | Cold and Cleanse | |
????? | Incompetent chef | Contains ???? (reagent). The result of a bad recipe, probably shouldn't eat this... | None | |
Smoldering Mess | Incompetent chef | Also contains ????. The result of overcooking something. | None | |
Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods | Incompetent(?) chef | Contains ???? as well. Result of leaving something in the fryer for too long. | Warm | |
Orange Goop | Leaker plant | Contains 20 units of ???? (aka "yuck") and 10 units of oil. | Sweaty, Bad Breath |
Drinks
Icon | Name | Type | Available from | Info |
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Booze-O-Mat | N/A | Bar | Dispenses booze and cocktail accessories. Doesn't have any ID restrictions. | |
Space beer | Alcohol | Bar | ||
Fancy beer | Alcohol | Bar | Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains beer plus a number of random chemicals. | |
Cider | Alcohol | Bar | ||
Mead | Alcohol | Bar | ||
Wine | Alcohol | Bar | ||
Hobo wine | Alcohol | ??? | Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains wine plus a number of random chemicals. | |
Vodka | Alcohol | Bar | ||
Gin | Alcohol | Bar | ||
Tequila | Alcohol | Bar | ||
Champagne | Alcohol | Bar | Hit pods, segways or other vehicles with the Harm intent to rename them. | |
Rum | Alcohol | Bar | Spaced rum bottles also contain yobihodazine. | |
Bo Jack Daniel's | Alcohol | Bar | A real man's drink! | |
Stinkeye's Special Reserve | Alcohol | ??? | A favorite of captains everywhere. | |
Curacao Liqueur | Alcohol | Alcohol Resupply Crate, Trench | Contains, well, curacao, a fairly strong cocktail ingredient with unique drunktalk lines. | |
Cristal Champagne | Alcohol | Manta Bar | Contains, well, champagne. Can be used to rename vehicles in the same way as the regular version. | |
Egg nog | Other | Bar, kitchen | Contains Egg Nog, wow! | |
Creaca's Space Milk | Other | Kitchen | Contains 50 units of, well, milk. | |
Mootimer's Calcium Drink | Other | Kitchen | As expected, contains 50 units of milk. | |
Space cola | Soda | Vendor, kitchen | Normalizes tempature and decays into sugar. | |
Fancy cola | Soda | Vendor | Sold, confusingly, as just "space cola". Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains 20 units of cola, 10 u of VHFCS, and 10 u of a random drink, such as ginger ale or strawberry milk. It's possible to make your own custom sodas via a CheMaster 3000, which draws from the same sprite pool as these. | |
Decirprevo Bottled Water | Other | Vendor | ||
Robust-Eez | Soda | Vendor | Contains methamphetamine. | |
Grife-O | Soda | Vendor | A little radioactive. That's because it contains space dust. | |
Dr. Pubber | Soda | Vendor | Contains morphine and haloperidol. | |
Grones Soda | Soda | Vendor | Comes in random flavors. | |
Spooky Dan's | Soda | Vendor | Two flavors on offer. Neither are industrial runoff, nope! | |
Orange-Aid | Soda | Vendor | Contains oculine. | |
Lime-Aid | Other | Vendor | Contains antihol. | |
Soft Soft Pizza | Other | Hacked Vendor | Contains liquid pizza... What? | |
Robust Coffee | Other | Vendor | Contains addictive coffee which helps against stuns. | |
Happy Elf Hot Chocolate | Other | Vendor | ||
Chicken Soup | Other | Vendor | Can cure minor diseases. | |
Weight-Loss Shake | Other | Vendor | Contains lipolicide. | |
Tea | Other | Vendor | ||
Wired Dan's Kafe Kick | Other | Hacked Vendor | A daily fix of drugs and poison, diluted with water. Banned by the Space FDA. | |
Delightful Dan's Ginger Ale | Other | GTM | Contains, as expected, ginger ale. | |
Delightful Dan's Peachy Punch | Other | GTM | Contains peach juice. | |
Drowsy Dan's Terrific Tonic | Other | GTM | Contains 25 units of lemonade... and 25 units of ether. | |
2010 Vintage | Other... | Courtroom | Contains finely aged...piss. | |
Mugwort tea | Other | Wizard's Den | A bitter tea with magical protective properties. Heals wizards. | |
Brotein Shake - Dragon Balls | Other | Josh, QM Trader | Contains energy drink. |
Drink Recipes
A Bartender's job also isn't complete unless you know how to make people drunk off fancy recipes and how to present your creations properly. To that end, you can add umbrellas, wedges and other doodads to a variety of fancy drinking glasses and craft an absolute myriad of cocktails, so you go beyond just serving plain ethanol.
Most of these drinks can be made just with just the dispenser, but not all of them. For drinks with coffee, it's best it get coffee from the coffee machines (the green-colored vending machines) rather than fool around with the espresso machine. Drinks with sugar need sugar from the chemical or soda dispensers, not the sugar used by the Chef. For drinks with more exotic ingredients, you may need the chem dispenser (which is usually right near the alcohol and soda dispenser) and a beaker, since the chem dispenser doesn't accept drinkware. Luckily, there's usually a large one around right on top of it, and your glass recycler can make beakers.
Alcoholic Cocktails
All the drinks listed below create ethanol in the drinker. It is important to note that the ethanol is created as the person metabolizes the drink (represented as the drink "decaying", or decreasing in volume, inside of them, which you can observe by taking readings of them with a reagent scanner), rather than happening on ingestion, so the effects of ethanol come gradually rather than instantaneously.
Ethanol has a variety of effects, but the gist of it is that just a little bit of ethanol (as in, less than 15 units) won't hurt you, but past that you start getting the bad effects like slurred speech and confused movement, and those only amplify with more ethanol. Once 40 units are inside you, that's when you might start suffering liver damage, and if you hit triple digits, alcohol poisoning kicks it. (Notice how the effects are based on absolute amount of ethanol in the person rather than amount per unit of blood like in real life.)
Different cocktails also decay into different amounts of ethanol, allowing you a little control over just how fast and how far your customers get rip-roaring drunk. Every four seconds, the drink decays into the amount of ethanol listed, times a special number. This special number, called a multiplier, is usually two, but it can change depending on server load. So, if a drink has, say, 0.3 listed for the Ethanol column, it'll decay into 0.6 units of ethanol every four seconds, give or take a bit.
Item | Icon | Eth. | Recipe | Info | ||
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Screwdriver | 0 | .1 | Vodka + Orange juice | Screws/unscrews stuff when poured onto something, like the other screwdriver. | ||
Bliss on the Beach | 0 | .1 | Screwdriver + Cranberry juice | Farts upon synthesis. Don't question it. | ||
Lemon Drop | 0 | .3 | Vodka + Orange Juice + Lemon Juice + Simple Syrup OR Screwdriver + Lemon Juice + Simple Syrup |
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Vodka Gimlet | 0 | .25 | Vodka + Lime juice | |||
Cosmopolitan | 0 | .1 | Vodka Gimlet + Cranberry juice | |||
Bloody Mary | 0 | .1 | Vodka + Tomato juice | |||
Bloody Scary | 0 | .3 | Vodka + Changeling blood | |||
Vodka Martini | 0 | .3 | Vodka + Vermouth | |||
Vodka Tonic | 0 | .1 | Vodka + Tonic water | |||
Phil Collins | 0 | .3 | Vodka Tonic + Lemonade | |||
Mind Eraser | 0 | .3 | Vodka Tonic + Robust Coffee | |||
Black Russian | 0 | .2 | Vodka + Robust Coffee OR Vodka + Espresso |
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White Russian | 0 | .15 | Black Russian + Milk | |||
Espresso Martini | 0 | .1 | Vodka + Chocolate + Sugar + Espresso | |||
Suicider | 1 | Vodka + Cider + Epinephrine + Welding fuel | Can also be extracted or distilled from omega weed. | |||
Murdini | 1 | .1 | Martini + Apple juice + Suicider | |||
Appletini | 0 | .3 | Vodka + Cider + Apple Juice | |||
Port | 0 | .2 | Vodka + Wine + Sugar + Iron | Has a chance to teleport you at random. | ||
Crème de Menthe | 0 | .2 | Vodka + Sugar + Mint | |||
Grasshopper | 0 | .2 | Crème de Menthe + Vanilla + Chocolate | Turns you into a roachperson for an amount of time proportionate to how long it was in your system. | ||
Peach Schnapps | 0 | .25 | Vodka + Peach Juice | Rarely, decays into VHFCS. | ||
Moscow Mule | 0 | .15 | Vodka + Ginger Ale + Lime juice | |||
Blue Lagoon | 0 | .1 | Vodka + Curacao + Lemonade | |||
Sea Breeze | 0 | .1 | Vodka + Cranberry Juice + Grapefruit juice | |||
Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier | 0 | .1 | Beer + Nanomachines | Can also be distilled from roburgers and cheeseborgers. Do not drink while operating a vehicle. | ||
Snakebite | 0 | .15 | Beer + Cider | |||
Diesel | 0 | .25 | Snakebite + Cranberry juice | |||
Radler | 0 | .1 | Beer + Lemonade | |||
Michelada | 0 | .1 | Beer + Tomato Juice + Capsaicin | Doots on creation. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes. | ||
Romulale | 0 | .8 | Beer + Blueberry Juice + Blue Raspberry Juice | Takes a lot of inspiration from Romulan Ale, a drink from Star Trek. | ||
BOOrbon | 0 | .6 | Bourbon + Ectoplasm | Makes a spooky sound upon mixing. | ||
Whiskey Sour | 0 | .2 | Bourbon + Lemonade | |||
Manhattan | 0 | .3 | Bourbon + Vermouth + Bitters | |||
Hunchback | 0 | .1 | Bourbon + Cola + Tomato juice | See Chemicals. | ||
Duck Fart | 0 | .6 | Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Milk | |||
Irish Coffee | 0 | .1 | Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Sugar + Milk | Try putting in sugar first so you don't accidentally make Duck Fart. | ||
Old Fashioned | 0 | .3 | Bourbon + Bitters + Sugar + Water | |||
Mint Julep | 0 | .15 | Bourbon + Sugar + Mint | Cools you down a bit if you're not almost at freezing point. | ||
Horse's Neck | 0 | .5 | Bourbon + Bitters + Ginger Ale | Neighs on mixing | ||
Hot Toddy | 0 | .4 | Bourbon + Sweet Tea + Lemon Juice OR Bourbon + Half and Half |
Does not need heating. | ||
Jean Harlow | 0 | .6 | Rum + Vermouth | |||
Planter's Punch | 0 | .4 | Rum + Lemonade | |||
Sangria | 0 | .15 | Planter's Punch + Wine + Orange juice | Warms you up a little bit. | ||
Mai Tai | 0 | .3 | Rum + Lime juice + Orange juice | |||
Rum and Cola | 0 | .7 | Rum + Cola | |||
Space-Cuba Libre | 0 | .1 | Rum and Cola + Lime juice | |||
Daiquiri | 0 | .2 | Rum + Lime juice + Sugar | Try adding the rum first, so you don't accidentally make limeade. | ||
Mojito | 0 | .2 | Daiquiri + Mint | |||
Pineapple Caipirinha | 0 | .1 | Vodka (2) + Pineapple Juice (2) + Ice + Sugar | |||
Piña Colada | 0 | .1 | Rum + Coconut milk + Pineapple juice | |||
Blue Hawaiian | 0 | .18 | Rum + Coconut Milk + Curacao + Pineapple juice + Ice OR Piña Colada + Curacao + Ice |
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Gunfire | 0 | .1 | Tea + Rum | Makes a silly sound on mixing. | ||
Brass Monkey | 0 | .25 | Rum + Vodka + Orange Juice | Makes a monkey scream on mixing. | ||
Fluffy Critter | 0 | .2 | Rum + Lime Juice + Lemonade + Strawberry Juice | Coos on creation. | ||
Hot Buttered Rum | 0 | .3 | Rum + Cider + Butter | Extract the butter in a reagent extractor. Is room temperature, despite its name. | ||
Spiced Rum | 0 | .6 | Rum + Capsaicin | Surprisingly not spicy. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes. | ||
Gin and Tonic | 0 | .1 | Gin + Tonic water | |||
Pink Gin and Tonic | 0 | .1 | Gin and Tonic + Bitters | |||
Gin and Chronic | 0 | .25 | Gin and Tonic + Tetrahydrocannabinol | Decays into THC as well as ethanol. | ||
Gin and Sonic | 0 | .2 | Gin and Tonic + Methamphetamine | Juice Time. Decays into meth as well as ethanol. Reduces stuns on its own sometimes. Changes your shoes' sprite into the one for red shoes. Makes you say Sonic references. | ||
Tom Collins | 0 | .18 | Gin and Tonic + Lemonade | |||
Gin Fizz | 0 | .25 | Gin + Lemon juice + Water | |||
Gimlet | 0 | .25 | Gin + Lime juice | |||
Martini | 0 | .3 | Gin + Vermouth | |||
Negroni | 0 | .25 | Martini + Bitters | |||
Necroni | 0 | .5 | Negroni + Ectoplasm | Makes a spooky moan upon mixing. | ||
Nicotini | 0 | .3 | Martini + Nicotine | Creates some nicotine as it decays. | ||
French 75 | 0 | .15 | Gin + Champagne + Lemonade | |||
Derby | 0 | .4 | Gin + Bitters + Mint | One of many drinks with the same name. | ||
Bee's Knees | 0 | .3 | Gin + Lemon Juice + Honey | |||
Tequini | 0 | .4 | Tequila + Vermouth | |||
Brave Bull | 0 | .35 | Tequila + Robust Coffee | Mild stun reduction. | ||
Prairie Fire | 0 | .25 | Tequila + Capsaicin | Sometimes decays into capsaicin and histamine as well as ethanol. | ||
Margarita | 0 | .2 | Tequila + Lime juice + Orange juice | |||
Tequila Sunrise | 0 | .1 | Tequila + Orange juice + Grenadine | |||
Paloma | 0 | .1 | Tequila + Grapefruit juice + Lime juice | |||
Mimosa | 0 | .05 | Champagne + Orange juice | |||
Kalimixto | 0 | .15 | Wine + Cola | |||
Hard Punch | 0 | .07 | Simple Syrup + Apple Juice + Sangria + Pineapple Juice + Ginger Ale | Has enough of a kick that it might send you flying. | ||
Pisco Sour | 0 | .4 | White Wine + Egg + Simple Syrup + Lime Juice + Bitters | Be sure to ask the kitchen for some eggs. | ||
Peach Bellini | 0 | .14 | White Wine + Peach Juice | |||
Rossini | 0 | .14 | White Wine + Strawberry Juice | |||
Blackberry Bramble | 0 | .14 | Gin + Blackberry Juice + Lemon Juice | |||
French Martini | 0 | .14 | Vodka + Raspberry Juice + Pineapple Juice | |||
Jazzberry Hard Lemonade | 0 | .14 | Vodka + Blue Raspberry Juice + Lemonade | Makes a silly (but jazzy) sound when mixed. | ||
Long Beach Iced Tea | 0 | .3 | Tequila + Bliss on the Beach + Rum + Gin + Lemon j. |
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Long Island Iced Tea | 0 | .2 | Tequila + Screwdriver + Rum + Gin + Lemon j. + Cola OR Tequila + Screwdriver + Gin + Lemon j. + Rum and Cola |
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Three Mile Island Iced Tea | 0 | .6 | Vodka + Gin + Tequila + Cola + Curacao | Makes a distinctive sound upon mixing. Not actually radioactive. | ||
Ling Island Iced Tea | N/A | Long Island Iced Tea + Neurotoxin @ 374 K | You need to heat it first to 374K/100C. Rather than decaying into ethanol gradually over time after being drunk, it gives a whole of bunch of it when it fully deletes from someone's system. The more LIIT there was, the more ethanol. | |||
Squeeze | 1 | Bread (reagent) + Welding fuel | Stuns and infects the consumer with food poisoning. | |||
Honky Tonic | 1 | Tonic Water + Space Lube + Neurotoxin + Colorful Reagent | A very Clown-y drink. Sometimes stuns and causes honking, occasionally makes you say something silly. | |||
Freeze | 4 | Secret! | Stuns, makes you Ice Moon cold. May spontaneously freeze you into an ice statue. Neutralized by chocolate. | |||
Dragon's Breath | 5 | Secret! | Stuns, sets you on fire. May spontaneously incinerate you into a lovely pile of ash. Neutralized by milk. | |||
Grog | 5 | Secret! | Makes you into a pirate! Yarr! Keep away from items and faces. | |||
Mutini | 1 | Secret! | Grants hella loads of mutations, then removes them all when it exits your system. | |||
Sheltergrog | 1 | .8 | Secret! | Makes you a shelter-frog-person! *croak* | ||
Bombini | 0 | .3 | Secret! | Excessive consumption may result in a stinging sensation. |
Non-Alcoholic Drinks
For teetotalism advocates and those that might be watching out for their liver after having one too many Bo Jack Daniels. These drinks don't give you any ethanol. Some of these can still hurt you anyways despite that, though some do help you.
Item | Icon | Recipe | Info |
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Fruit wedges | / / / + | Oranges, limes, and lemons can be found in fruit wedge kits from BoozeVends, while grapefruits are exclusively grown via botany. | |
Maraschino cherry | + | ||
Soda Water | Carbon + Oxygen + Water | A cocktail ingredient. | |
Cola | Soda Water + Sugar | Reduces drowsiness, cools you down. | |
Simple Syrup | Sugar + Water heated to 180 | Another cocktail ingredient. | |
Lemonade | Lemon juice (3) + Sugar (1) | ||
Pink Lemonade | Lemonade + Grenadine | ||
Laura Palmer | Coffee + Lemonade OR Freshly Brewed Coffee + Lemonade |
You can get freshly brewed coffee from a coffeemaker. | |
Vermont Breeze | Lemonade + Grenadine + Tonic Water | ||
Limeade | Lime juice + Sugar | ||
Egg nog | Egg + Sugar + Milk | Decays into 1.2u sugar | |
Chocolate milk | Chocolate + Milk | ||
Strawberry milk | Strawberry juice + Milk | ||
Blue Milk | Blueberry juice + Milk | Just like in Star Wars | |
Bilk | Beer + Milk | Despite being made from beer, this drink doesn't give any ethanol. Tries to treat suffocation by keeping LOSEBREATH and OXY at a treatable level, like a weaker version of ephedrine.
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Fruit Punch | Simple Syrup + Apple Juice + Lime Juice + Pineapple Juice + Ginger Ale | ||
Milk Punch | Simple Syrup + Apple Juice + Lime Juice + Pineapple Juice + Ginger Ale + Milk OR Fruit Punch (5) + Milk (1) |
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Catamount | Ginger Ale + Orange Juice + Grenadine + Ice | ||
Pine-Ginger | Ginger Ale + Pineapple Juice + Ice | ||
Sail Boat | Ginger Ale + Lime Juice + Ice | ||
Sweet tea | Tea + Sugar | ||
Half and Half | Sweet Tea + Lemon juice OR Sweet Tea + LemonadeOR Tea + Lemonade |
Also known as an Arnold Palmer. | |
Tea with honey | Tea + Honey | Makes you feel relaxed. | |
Tea with mint | Tea + Mint | ||
Sun tea | Tea + Orange Juice + Sugar | Probably want to add sugar last | |
Triple Citrus | Lemon juice + Lime juice + Orange juice | Heals a little bit of TOX damage. | |
Cafe Gele | Freshly Brewed Coffee + Vanilla + Sugar | You can get freshly brewed coffee from a coffeemaker. | |
Expresso | Espresso + Methamphetamine | Hurts your brain real bad. | |
Triple Triple | Triple Citrus + Triplepiss + Triple meth | Clouds your screen in crazy colors, makes you urinate a lot, causes you to hallucinate and vomit citrus fruits, and much more. | |
Ecto Cooler | Ectoplasm + Uranium + Orange juice | Decays into VHFCS and has a chance to produce strange green goop as well, which allows you to see ghosts. | |
Mewtini | Cat Drugs + Mutini + Milk + Catonium | Infects you with toxoplasmosis, which eventually turns you into a cat. And we mean the quadrupedal kind that you see in the Captain's Quarters, not those kind. | |
Sheltestgrog | Secret! | Infects you with Frog Flu, which eventually turns you into a frog! *ribbit* |
Dispenser
The alcohol and soda dispensers offer a convenient way to prepare alcoholic and non-alcoholic refreshments. They have an essentially infinite supply of various drinks and operate like the machines in chemistry. That comes in handy, because many commercial products contain more than one reagent and it would otherwise be difficult to isolate specifically what you want for e. g. cake icing. And of course, they will also be useful if you decide to turn the kitchen/bar into a makeshift laboratory.
Still
Since the introduction of said dispensers, the still has fallen a bit out of favor – but that should not discourage a creative Bartender, as the apparatus is a decent option to move large amount of booze and get people horribly drunk elsewhere. Opening a counter in the market for example usually attracts more customers than the bar itself, thanks to its central location. Just don't forget to bring plenty of spare glasses and bottles with you!
Icon | Input | Output 1 | Output 2 |
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Wheat | Beer | ||
Durum Wheat | Beer | ||
Steelwheat | Beer | Iron | |
Roburger | Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier | ||
Cheeseborger | Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier | ||
Apple | Cider | ||
Pear | Cider | ||
Honey | Mead | ||
Grapes | Wine | ||
Cherry | Wine | ||
Green Grapes | White Wine | ||
Potato | Vodka | ||
Corn cob | Bourbon | ||
Rice sprig | Rice wine | ||
Sugarcane | Rum | ||
Sugar | Rum | ||
Clear corn cob | Ethanol | ||
Grapefruit | Grapefruit juice | ||
Asomna Bark | Tea | ||
Nepeta cataria | Cat drugs | ||
Tobacco | Nicotine | ||
Twobacco | Nicotwaine | ||
Mint leaf | Menthol | ||
Golden pea pod | Ammonia | ||
Bilious ipecacuanha root | Green vomit | ||
Sassafras root | Sarsaparilla | ||
Cannabis leaf | THC | CBD | |
Rainbow Weed | THC | LSD | |
Lifeweed | THC | Omnizine | |
Deathweed | THC | Cyanide | |
Omega Weed | Omega cocktail of drugs. In short, fun for the whole family!
Expand for full list: | ||
Descuento Danito's Burritos | Sewage | Ethanol | |
Little Danny's Snack Cake | Sewage | ???? | |
Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf | Sewage | Mucus |
Juice-O-Matic
An old Cyborg tool from a time before you could click-drag things into reagent extractors. You can basically think of this as a portable reagent extractor. It's still a handy companion piece to the still, as a decent means for getting the crew highly drunk on fancy cocktails.
Icon | Input | Output | Info |
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Orange | Orange Juice | ||
Lemon | Lemon Juice | ||
Lime | Lime Juice | ||
Pineapple | Pineapple Juice | ||
Apple | Apple Juice | ||
Strawberry | Strawberry Juice | ||
Raspberry | Raspberry Juice | ||
Blackberry | Blackberry Juice | ||
Blue Raspberry | Blue Raspberry Juice | ||
Cherry | Cherry Juice | ||
Tomato | Tomato Juice | ||
Coffee berries | Coffee | ||
Watermelon | Water | ||
Eggplant | Nicotine | ||
Rainbow Melon | George Melonium | Feel lucky? | |
Chili pepper | Capsaicin | Spicy! Messes up your vision if it gets in your eyes and speech if in your mouth. | |
Fiery chili | Ghost Chili Juice | Extremely spicy! Can cause vomiting and spontaneous combustion. | |
Slurrypod | Toxic Slurry | A poison found in slurrypods. | |
Glowing slurrypod | Glowing Slurry | A highly-potent mutagen made from omega slurrypods. | |
Delicious apple | Capulettium | Fakes death somewhat. | |
Chilly pepper | Cryostylane | Chilling. Very chilling. | |
Garlic | Holy Water | Hurts vampires. | |
Blood Orange | Changeling Blood | Does interesting things when exposed to high heat. | |
Corn cob | Corn Starch | Could potentially be made into corn syrup and VHFCS. | |
Soybean | Space Soybean Oil | Grease, basically. | |
Soylent Chartreuse | Space Soybean Oil | Grease, basically. |
Espresso Machine
Some people don't want just coffee, served in a regular ol' plastic cup from a regular ol' coffee machine. They want special coffee, the kind that comes with milk and other things, the kind that is served in a different plastic cup and dispensed by a machine with weird foreign names for drinks. This espresso machine is for those sorts of people. Thankfully, its operation is simple: just insert a cup from the rack nearby, choose Make espresso, and choose any of the options below. It's easy to be a Space Starbucks barista!
Just don't expect to be making any Irish Coffee or any of the cocktails with coffee using this stuff. Again, those actually need the regular coffee from coffee machines.
Setting | Description |
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Espresso | Just 10 units of standard espresso coffee. Very different from regular coffee. |
Latte | A little bit of espresso, with lots of milk. Really milk with coffee at that point. |
Mocha | Half espresso, half milk and chocolate milk. |
Cappuccino | Espresso, with a good amount (6.5 units) of milk. |
Americano | Espresso, diluted with a good bit of water. |
Decaf | 10 units of espresso coffee, decaf, without the caffeine. |
Flat White | Espresso with a little less milk than what a cappucino would have. |
Coffeemakers
Machines in various department-specific break rooms in Manta that make plain coffee. No options for extra milk or sugar or different brewing methods, but, hey, it's free coffee. To brew up some joe, simply click on the coffeemaker and choose Brew coffee. Then, click on it again and choose Remove carafe to remove the coffee container, allowing you to pour the contents into your drinking vessel of choice. Each brewing fills the carafe to 20 units. When you're done, click on the coffeemaker with the carafe in-hand to insert it back into the coffeemaker. These instructions apply to all coffeemakers, regardless of color, and you don't actually have to be a member of a specific department a coffeemaker is in to use it.
Should you lack a suitable drinking container, there is usually a rack of coffee cups nearby on a wall. Click on it to take a mug from it.
Other Food-Related Items
Icon | Name | Info |
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Glassware Recycler | Recycles all types of drinking glasses, beakers, and glass shards. The machine can manufacture a variety of different glasses as well as plates and bowls. | |
Ice Dispenser | A countertop machine that when hit with a container adds ice to the holder. Much more efficient than freezing beakers of water in the Reagent Heater, though that works too. When hit with an empty hand, deposits one ice chunk that can then be added to a drink container or chewed on. One unit of ice cools two units of reagents in a container. | |
Hotdog cart | Used to easily take large amounts of food out of the kitchen and hand it to people. There is a syndicate version with the added ability to crush people into meat. | |
Drinking glass | All functionally similar, but drinks served in shot glasses are downed in one big gulp instead of little sips. Breaks into shards when thrown, applying the TOUCH effects of whatever chems were in the glass, and cannot be inserted into chem dispeners. Comes in the following varieties:
You drink from a glass by clicking on your character's sprite while holding the glass. You can also click-drag the glass onto you to start chugging it; chugging is basically like drinking from it as usual but really quickly, as you'll take a sip from the glass every half second. Being drunk or clumsy can have comical results, including falling over and accidentally throwing the glass backwards. | |
Coconut shell | A coconut shell bowl that can hold 50 units of alcohol. Perfect for mixed drinks! Ask Hydroponics to grow some coconuts for these. | |
Red Duo Cup | An iconic drink container found in Party Supplies crates from the Quartermaster. Holds 30 units. | |
Mug | Same as a drinking glass, except it can't shatter. Normal ones can hold 50 units, while "odd mugs" from GTMs can hold 120. | |
Water bottle | Get the space dust out of your throat. Rather uncommmon find in a few odd on-station and off-station areas. Holds up to 50 units and starts with 50u of water. | |
Pitcher | For refilling those drinking glasses. It holds 120 units. | |
Cocktail shaker | Surprisingly simple cocktailcrafting. Simply pour in drink of choice and click on it while it's in your hand to mix the shaker's contents together. Can hold up to 120 units of any chemicals. Bartender spawns with one, and there's one in the Booze-O-Mat and Cargo's Cocktail Party Supplies crate
Shares many of the same functionalities as pitchers: you can pour stuff into it by clicking on the shaker with a drinking glass or similar container, pour it out by doing the reverse, use click-drag to transfer as much as possible to and from the shaker, and clicking on people with it makes you try to force them to drink from its contents. Doesn't break when thrown, though. | |
Plate | Dinner is served, sir. Can accommodate up to 2 edible items, which you can place simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and remove by clicking on the plate while it's in your hand or click-dragging the plate onto yourself. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it.
Plates can be stacked by click-dragging one plate onto another, collecting all the nearby plates in a pile; this works while it's on the floor, on a table and in your hand. You can click on a plate stack in your hand with an empty hand to take a plate off. You can also click a plate stack in your hand to put a plate in your off-hand; doing this while your other hand's full will put a plate on the floor. Throwing the stack will also let loose all the plates. You can click on someone while on Harm intent while holding a plate to bash it on person's head, briefly them so that they fall over and drop their items and smashing the plate into two glass shards that can potentially hit others. If the person has some sort of helmet on (e.g. a sec helmet or a hard hat) or is a Cyborg or other human-adjacent, then they instead take 150 stamina damage and become disoriented briefly. Throwing, dropping, or hitting someone with the plate (regardless of intent) launches the food(s) on in random direction, causing the same effects as it would when thrown (i.e. tomatoes splat, high-tier prison loaves break things, etc.). Slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding the plate also causes the same effect; being clumsy will randomly make you drop it for no reason. | |
Serving Tray | Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your order be? Trays are two-handed, but can accommodate up to 30 edible items. Food can be placed on the tray simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and removed by clicking it while its in your hand. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it.
Clicking on someone with the tray while on Harm intent makes you bonk their head with it, causing a second of weakness and degrading the tray a little. After five bonks, the tray will collapse into useless scrap. You can inspect its condition by Examining the tray; the description goes from "nice and sturdy" to "pretty warped and flimsy" to "about to break" as you use it more. As with the plates, those with sturdier heads (such as Cyborgs) or protective headwear (such as a sec helmet or space helmet) are more resistent to the weakness and may not fall over at all. As with plates, throwing, dropping, and hitting people with the tray on any intent all launch the food on the tray around, causing any on-throw effects if applicable. Being clumsy or slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding it do the same thing. | |
Donut Box | A number of these are around station but particularly they cover the tables of Security. They contain six donuts each, either of the pink-frosted with sprinkles or unfrosted kind. They can also be refilled with custom creations. To take them to go, click-drag the box onto your character sprite. The boxes can fit in backpacks. | |
Kitchen Island | Essentially, a table that you can move, for transporting and serving drinks and food, as an elegant alternative to just carrying it around in your hands or in your backpack. Click on the island with the food item in your active hand to place it on the island, click on the item to pick it up, simple. You can also click on the island itself with an empty hand to apply/release the brakes, in case you need it to stop/start being movable. | |
Bowl | For holding food, such as cereal, gruel, or soup. | |
Spoon | Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated for sensible table-setting by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech. | |
Fork | Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech. | |
Knife | Used for slaughtering animals and cutting certain items. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech and fruit wedge kits from the Booze-O-Mat. | |
Plastic spoon | Cheap-ass version of the metal spoon from red snack machines. Works just like the regular spoon, but has a 20% chance to break with each use. | |
Plastic fork | Works like the metal fork, but it's made of fragile plastic, so it has a 20% chance to break with each use. Bought for cheap from red snack machines. | |
Plastic knife | A...lesser quality knife from red snack machines that has the same functions as the regular knife, but with a 20% chance to *snap* with each use. | |
Package of plastic silverware | A complete plastic spoon, plastic fork, and plastic knife set, in randomly chosen colors, found in the FoodTech. Click on it while it's in your hand to try to open it, which either results in successful opening or comical messages depending on your luck. If you're especially unlucky, the silverware might fly everywhere and hit you and people around you upon opening. | |
Chopsticks | Fork-substitutes found in the FoodTech. These usually come with a little wrapping you need to remove; click on it once while it's in your hand to remove the wrapping (), click on it once more to separate the chopsticks for usage (). Clicking on them with a piece of paper gives the the wrapper back. | |
Pizza Cutter | Used for cutting certain items, particularly pizza into slices. Suitable for surgery. | |
Bread knife | Not just for cutting bread, as the name might imply, for it has the same functionalities as the regular knife. However, it does less than half the damage. | |
Meatcleaver | Has same functions as the knife, but it does more damage, and throwing it does up to 15 BRUTE and causes some bleeding. However, attacking someone with it has a 5% chance for you to fumble and cut yourself, causing 20 BRUTE, some bleeding, and 4 seconds of Weakened. The Chef spawns with this. | |
Rolling pin | Required to prepare pizza bases. | |
Soup pot | Essential for making custom soup. Examine to get a relative description of how much stuff there is in the soup. | |
Ladle | Used for transferring soup from a soup pot into a bowl. | |
Bacon strips | Contains 7x raw bacon. One always spawns in the Kitchen refrigerator, and every Catering: Meat, Eggs and Dairy Crate from Cargo is guaranteed to have two of them. You can also sometimes get them from stockings and randomly-generated gifts. | |
Donk-Pockets Box | Contains 6x (cold) . Better warmed up. Found in the Kitchen refrigerator. | |
Sushi box | Contains 1x rolling mat, 3x seaweed sheet, and 3x rice. Often found in the Kitchen refrigerator. | |
Rolling mat | Essential for making custom sushi rolls. Found in sushi boxes. | |
Shakers | Add salt or pepper for the perfect flavor. | |
Condiment bottles | Standard condiments in the form of ketchup and mustard. | |
Icing tube | Used for, you guessed it, adding icing to a cake. Accepts 50 units of any chemical. Found in every FoodTech | |
Popsicle stick | End result of eating a popsicle. Can be played with and has uses in certain dishes. | |
Candle | Perfect for mood lighting and atmosphere enhancement. More can be brought from Cargo. | |
Party button | When pressed, plays a funky sound clip and turns all the room lights into an equally funky color. | |
Produce satchel | This spacious satchel makes the life of every chef or botanist much easier. Almost any type of food-related item (dishes, bottles, seeds etc.) can be stored in them, and they also interact nicely with tables (drag & drop), crates, the food processor, mail chutes and other objects. | |
Banana peel | Slippery. Created from peeling a banana, obviously! | |
Fish | Can be used to slap people around. | |
Seaweed | Found outside in OSHAN. Use wirecutters to get a sheet. | |
Goodybag | Contains up to 6 random candies. A Clown favorite. 95% guaranteed not to have razor blades! | |
Golden ticket | A special ticket that may appear after eating a Descuento Danito's Burrito. Redeem it at a GTM for a prize! | |
Golden ticket machine (GTM) | A machine hidden somewhere in the station's maintenance tunnels (and occasionally beyond) that offers unique snacks, drinks, clothes, and other knickknacks for Golden Tickets. | |
Lunchbox | Stylish reskinned box for holding food (and occasionally similarly-sized items) that comes in many colors. FoodTech comes with 12 of these, all empty, and there is both a trait and Spacebux purchase that allows one to spawn with a lunchbox that comes with a randomly chosen set of 3 foods linked together by an interesting note. |
FoodTech
The FoodTech offers a wide selection of basic ingredients, utensils, dishware, and other catering supplies. It's locked to those with Kitchen access (though this can be changed) and is found, naturally, in the station's/ship's Kitchen, as well as a few other independent culinary establishments.
Item | Quantity |
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Chef's hat | 2 |
Chef's uniform | 2 |
Apron | 2 |
Sous-Chef's hat | 2 |
Sous-Chef's uniform | 2 |
Fork | 10 |
Knife | 10 |
Spoon | 10 |
Icing tube | 3 |
Chopsticks (wrapped) | 5 |
Tray | 3 |
Kitchen island | 2 |
Lunchbox | 12 |
Lade | 1 |
Soup pot | 1 |
Rolling pin | 2 |
Pizza cutter | 5 |
Bowl | 10 |
Plate | 10 |
Matchbook | 3 |
Ice Cream Cone | 20 |
Oatmeal | 5 |
Peanut butter | 5 |
Flour | 20 |
Rice | 20 |
Sugar | 20 |
Butter | 10 |
Spaghetti | 10 |
Meatball | 5 |
Maple syrup | 5 |
Mayonnaise | 5 |
Ketchup | 5 |
Tomato | 10 |
Apple | 10 |
Lettuce leaf | 10 |
Potato | 10 |
Corn cob | 10 |
Seaweed Sheet | 10 |
(Hidden) Bacon and Eggs | 2 to 4 |
(Hidden) Little Danny's Snack Cake | 1 to 3 |
(Hidden) Pizza apron | 2 |
(Hidden) Fake Italian moustache | 2 |
(Hidden) Curry-related recipe* | 1 |
* Specifically one of the following, with each having a equal chance of appearing: stained recipe clipping (tandoori chicken), tattered recipe clipping(Potato Curry), creased recipe clipping (Coconut Curry), or worn recipe clipping (Chicken Pineapple Curry).
Chef's Cookbook
Here's where the real fun starts. While most of the ingredients needed by the chef should either be available in your kitchen or can be grown for you in hydroponics, some recipes may require items from elsewhere on the station. A fair number of recipes also have downsides, so be wary of food poisoning and other nasty occurrences.
Some dishes can accept "any item" or "any food item". "Any item" does mean any item, so you can for example bake something that obviously isn't edible into a pie. Be warned that trying to put a non-food item into a dish that only accepts "a food item" will destroy the non-food item as well as ruining the recipe. Frying anything makes it a food item.
Cooking times listed here are safe (but not absolute) ranges. Plenty of foods can work with just one second of cooking time, but it'll diminish the duration of the associated food buffs. Like To Serve Man, you are encouraged to experiment and tinker.
Unlike To Serve Man, this cookbook is also semi-interactive. If you click on an image of an ingredient, you'll be taken another page/part of this page that'll show to how to make or obtain that ingredient. For example, if you're looking up the recipe for meat cake, you can click on the cake batter image for the recipe for cake or the meat image for some sources of meat. Convenient, no?
Ingredients
This section lists ingredients used by various dishes. A lot of these involve the food processor , a machine in the Kitchen that looks a lot different from the food processor you might have in your real-life kitchen. With it, you can refine raw plants into usable components (e.g. turning wheat into flour) or turn a food item into a different form that suits a different role (e.g. making tomatoes into ketchup). Some of these ingredients can also by ordered from the Quartermasters wholesale, bundled with other ingredients.
Dry Goods, Dough, And Batter
Produced item | Recipe | Creation method | Info | Effects |
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Flour | Very ordinary and possibly whole wheat. | None | ||
Rice | Confusingly called Rice, while the harvested item is called Rice Sprig. | None | ||
Oatmeal | Perfect for space horses. If there were any. | None | ||
Semolina Flour | Must be wheat of the durum wheat mutation | None | ||
Curry Powder | The size of the bag brings the spice's intensity into question. | None | ||
Spaghetti | Item name often has a silly synonym for spaghetti, like "pisghetti" or "spag". | None | ||
Iron fillings | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. | None | ||
Chocolate chips | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. | None | ||
Sugar | A prized part of confectioneries | None | ||
Semolina Dough | The beginnings of a dark, pasta based journey. | None | ||
Pasta Sheet | + | Now you can make it into sponghatti! | None | |
Dough | Just mixing water and dough. No need to knead. Cyborgs aspiring to be chefs can just click-drag the flour onto the sink | None | ||
Sweet dough | + | The beginnings of confectioneries. | None | |
4x Cookie doughs | + | Probably shouldn't be eaten raw! | None | |
Dough strip | + | You can click on another strip with your strip to attach them back together. | None | |
Dough circle | + | Click on the dough strip in your hand. | None | |
Holey dough | + | Not Holy. | None | |
Ice cream cone | + | 1 second, low | None | |
Pancake batter | + 2x + | Pancakes without a pan. | None | |
4x Wonton wrappers | + | Outer dumpling without an inner dumpling | Energized | |
Unfinished pizza base | + | Click on it again to knead it back into dough. | None | |
Half-finished pizza base | + / | Half-way to pizza. | None | |
Pizza base | + | All that remains is to bake it, or add some toppings. | None | |
3x Tortillas | + | Taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco. | None. |
Meats And Meat Products
Produced item | Recipe | Creation method | Info | Effects |
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Monkey meat | Click on the monkey with Grab intent, then very quickly, click on the meat-spike to put it on the spike, instantly killing them. Click on the meat-spike to harvest meat from them; you can this five times before you need to repeat this process.Monkeys controlled by players need to be dead first. NPC ones don't have this restriction, so they can always be meatspiked even if they're still alive. Putting them into the gibber is also fine. |
None | ||
Human meat | You are what you eat...The person needs to be dead before being put into the gibber. To put someone into the gibber, click on them with Grab intent, then click on the gibber. Click on the gibber again to grind the person into meat, which is automatically spat out upon completion. Each step in this process has a delay. Monkeys can also be put into the gibber, with the same restriction. | None | ||
Synthmeat | Rather than killing and butchering a living being to get this, you instead need to harvest a different kind of living being, a synthmeat plant. Or, in other words, ask a local Botanist. | None | ||
/ / Fish fillet | + | Different kinds of fish exist. | None | |
Small fish fillet | + | Several varieties of fish exist outside Oshan Lab. | None | |
Mystery meat | + | Dubious nutritional value! Knives and similar cutting implements can be used on dead critters to butcher their bodies. This will in most cases instantly produce several pieces of meat bearing the creature's name, which you can use for cooking. If you are a Chef, you can also get these by clicking on piles of gibs. You can do this as Sous Chef too, but it has a 30% chance of failing. |
None | |
Meatal | N/A | If you are a Chef, you can click on a robot debris pile to get...this. You can also do this as Sous Chef, but you have a 30% chance to get nothing instead. If you get it this way, it has a 25% chance to contain 2 units of nanomachines. Usable in any recipes that also use mystery meat. Uniquely, instead of spilling blood when thrown, it makes (motor) oil. |
None | |
Chicken nugget | + | Kill a chicken, then click on it with a knife or similar instrument. In addition, the Kitchen refrigerator has a 25% chance to spawn with 2-10 chicken nuggets. Can be used in place of mystery meat in most specific recipes. | None | |
Spicy nugget | + | Kill a spicy chicken (not just any chicken), then click on its corpse with a knife or similar. Can also be used in place of mystery meat in most of the recipes that use it. | None | |
Flock nugget | + | Kill a Flockdrone, then click on the...remains with a knife or similar, and you might get up to six of these...or none at all. You can also buy this from sa.le, an NPC merchant that appears in the Debris Field in space maps and north of the station on Oshan Lab. As you can expect from its surprisingly recognizable appearance (and despite technically being metallic crystal), this does indeed function like a regular chicken nugget, namely in that it can be used as a substitute for mystery meat in most recipes that call for it. |
None | |
Brain | + | You extract a brain out of a monkey or person through surgery. Note that regular knives can substitute for scalpels and a pizza cutter for circular saws, and that tables count for a suitable place for surgery if the person on it is dead or unconscious. Ideally, get brains from NPC monkeys or brains from dead people who can't be revived, since attacking and/or killing other players for brains is usually against the Rules unless you're an antagonist. You probably also want to ask for help from a Medical Doctor or Roboticist to get this. It's also possible to get brains from killing a fish (as in the kind inhabiting the sea around Oshan Lab) and then using a knife or similar on their corpse (which also gives you small fish fillet), which is even more ideal than monkeys since fish are much easier to kill. |
None. | |
Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core | N/A | Despite what you might conclude from its appearance, this can be used in place of humand(oid) brains in most recipes that use brains. These are made a robotics manufacturer, which appears in Robotics and the Cargo Bay. Ask a Roboticist or Quartermaster for help with this one. | None | |
Synthbrain | Basically a brains substitute, since most recipes that require (animal) brains will accept this. Synthbrains come from the synthbrain mutation of the synthmeat plant, i.e. you probably want to ask a Botanist for help getting these. | None | ||
Odd crystal | + | Believe or not, this works in most recipes that call for brains. In the off-chance you find a flockdrone, you can kill it and click on its corpse with the knife or similar to get both this and sometimes, some flock nuggets, after a delay. These are also sold at a somewhat steep price by sa.le, an NPC flockmind-themed merchant that appears in the Debris Field on maps set in outer space and north of the station on Oshan Lab. | None | |
Butt | + | Not as unsanitary as you'd think! You might want to ask a Medical Doctor or Roboticist for help with this ingredient. Getting a butt off a monkey or person requires a particular surgical procedure. In a pinch, a simple kitchen knife can substitute for a scalpel, a pizza cutter for a circular saw, and a regular table for an operating table--if the soon-to-be-de-butted is unconscious or dead. Try asking people for permission first before getting a butt off someone. | None | |
Synthbutt | Synthbutts are harvested from synthbutt plants. In other words, try asking a Botanist to grow some of these. In a way, this is a plant-based butt substitute. Most recipes that use butts from creatures will also accept synthbutts. | None | ||
Cyberbutt | N/A | Rather than being grown or chopped off some creature, these are fabricated at a robotics manufacturer that's been hacked to make "hidden" items. These machines appear in Robotics and Cargo Bay, so ask a Roboticist or Quartermaster for help in getting one of these. | None | |
Heart | + | Hearts are extracted from humans and monkeys through a particular set of surgical procedures. Ask a Medical Doctor or Roboticist for help. Removing someone's heart is obviously deadly, so don't go around killing people to take their hearts unless you're an antagonist. Instead, try getting hearts from dead people or NPC monkeys, like those from the ValuChimp in the Kitchen. |
None | |
Cyberheart | N/A | Even if it's metal, it's still technically edible. These are created at a robotics manufacturer, which appears in Robotics and Cargo, so ask a Roboticist or Quartermaster to make one for you. | None | |
Synthheart | Synthhearts are produced by the synthheart plant, a mutation of the regular synthmeat plant. Since Chef doesn't start with Hydroponics access by default, you should ask a Botanist to grow them for you. | None | ||
Meatball | Works with any kind of meat. | None | ||
Brain meatball | Only works with human/monkey/fish brains. | None | ||
Butt meatball | Only works with human/monkey butts. | None | ||
Meat paste | / / / / | Works with any kind of meat or fish. | None | |
Pepperoni Log | Can be extracted for 40u of Pepperoni. | None | ||
4x Pepperoni Slice | + | Extracts into 10u of pepperoni. Great pizza topping! | None | |
Raw bacon | N/A | If a recipe calls for bacon, it's usually in this form. Sadly, you can't make bacon yourself. Instead, you need to get it from a bacon strips box. Contains 10 units of porktonium. | None |
Dairy
Produced item | Recipe | Creation method | Info | Effects |
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Milk | Also goes by the name "Creaca's Space Milk". Some can also be found in the Kitchen refrigerator. Every milk bottle has a 10% chance to spawn as Mootimer's Calcium Drink instead of Creaca's. | N/A | ||
Cream | OR | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. | N/A | |
Custard | + | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. | N/A | |
Butter | Perfect for being deepfried or spread over something. | None | ||
Butt-er | + | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. | None | |
Cheese | + + | See ectoplasm. Required minimum is 10 units. | None | |
Cheese | + + | + | Collect the vomit into a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), pour some milk into the beaker, then either pour it onto the floor or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder | None |
Cheese | + | Pour some milk into the beaker (put some glasses or similar into the recycler to make one), put it into the chem dispenser, and make some acetic acid with the chem dispenser so it converts the milk to cheese chemical. You need at least 5 units of cheese chem. Then either pour it onto the floor or add smoke powder, which can make a lot of cheese at once. | None | |
Cheese slice | + | Yields 4 slices of cheese. Used in most recipes where cheese is used, though not all. | None | |
Weird cheese slice | + | Pretty grody, and doesn't work for recipes that don't explicitly require this. Also yields 4 slices. | Sweaty and Bad Breath | |
Rancid Space Milk | N/A | N/A | No matter how long you leave regular milk out, it won't become rancid. Instead, you need to find it in some sort of semi-abandoned or dilapidated place, like the Space/Sea Diner or the Mining Outpost. Contains 25 units of milk...and 25 units of generic toxin. | N/A |
Yoghurt | (rancid) | Must use a bottle of rancid milk specifically. Requires spoon. | None | |
Mootimer's Calcium Drink | N/A | Can generate in place of regular milk. Formerly known as Quilty Farms Milk. Can substitute for the smaller bottles of milk in most recipes, even when devoid of any milk. | N/A |
Produce
Icon | Name | Available from | Effects |
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Wheat | Hydroponics | N/A | |
Steel Wheat | Hydroponics | N/A | |
Oats | Hydroponics | N/A | |
Durum Wheat | Hydroponics | N/A | |
Rice Sprig | Hydroponics | N/A | |
Pumpkin | Hydroponics | N/A | |
Watermelon | Hydroponics | N/A | |
Potato | Hydroponics | Cold and Cleanse | |
Mushroom | Hydroponics | Cleanse | |
Tomato | Hydroponics | Cold and Cleanse | |
Chili pepper | Hydroponics | Energized | |
Lettuce leaf | Hydroponics | Cold and Cleanse | |
Cucumber | Hydroponics | Cold and Refreshed | |
Carrot | Hydroponics | Night Vision and Refreshed | |
Corn cob | Hydroponics | Cold and Cleanse | |
Garlic | Hydroponics | Bad Breath | |
Onion | Hydroponics | Bad Breath | |
Coconut | Hydroponics. | N/A | |
Pineapple | Hydroponics | N/A | |
Blueberry | Hydroponics | N/A | |
Mint leaf | Hydroponics | N/A | |
Bean pod | Hydroponics | Fart Thrust | |
Soybean pod | Hydroponics | Fart Thrust | |
Peanuts | Hydroponics | Healing Over Time (Brute) and Energized |
Other Ingredients
Produced item | Recipe | Creation method | Info | Effects |
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Egg | [TBA] | You can get eggs from egg cartons, like the ones in the Kitchen refrigerator or Meat, Eggs and Dairy crates. Simply click on the carton sprite to take one out. Chickens also lay eggs, so ask your local Rancher for some. While there are a lot of eggs with different effects when eaten, they're mostly interchangable in recipes. It's also possible to "grow" eggs. |
None | |
Ectoplasm | + | + | Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, pour it (min: 10 units) into a fire extinguisher and then use the HUD icon to spray all around you. | Damage Over Time (Toxin) and Max Health Increased |
Ectoplasm | + | + | Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, put it inside a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), then either pour the beaker onto a tile or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder. | Damage Over Time (Toxin) and Max Health Increased |
Seaweed sheet | Seaweed is found on Oshan Lab's seafloor. | None | ||
Sticky Rice | Surprisingly does not stick to your hands | None | ||
Rice Ball | Makes 3 rice balls. | Warm | ||
Peanut butter | Goes great with honey. Besides putting peanuts into a food processor, you can also get peanut butter by vending one from the FoodTech, which starts with five of these, and ordering a Catering: Condiment Crate, which has three of them. | Gross Burps | ||
Ketchup | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 20 units of, naturally, ketchup. | N/A | ||
Hot sauce | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of capsaicin. | N/A | ||
Cold sauce | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of cryostylane. | N/A | ||
Incredibly hot sauce | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 50 units of capsaicin and 50 units of ghost chili juice. | N/A | ||
Mayonnaise | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. | N/A | ||
Chocolate Bar | Contains chocolate, based on potency | None | ||
6x Melon slices | + | You can get creative with what is considered a proper cutting knife. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Chips | + | Once to peel, twice to chop into chips. | None | |
4x Onion rings | + | *cry | Bad Breath | |
3x Tomato slice | + | Great for BLTs! | None | |
Pineapple slice | + | Perfectly shaped for piz- wait a minute... | Cold and Refreshed | |
3x Coconut meat | + | Coconut innards. In addition to cutting tools, you can also chairflip into a coconut to break it open. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Maple syrup | N/A | It is not possible to make maple syrup, but three of them appear in the Kitchen fridge and five in the FoodTech. If you need more, there are five of these in each Catering: Condiment Crate from Cargo. | None | |
Honey | Of course you can't make honey! Instead, it's something space bees produce. Might want to ask for help from a Botanist for this one. Honey also appears in Catering: Condiment Crates, which can be bought by a QM. | None | ||
Royal jelly | N/A | You get these by buying them from Bombini, a merchant that appears in the Space Diner on maps set in outer space and in the Sea Diner (sort of) on Manta. | None |
Recipes
Breads
In the futuristic world of 2053, you don't need yeast or baking soda to make bread! Just put the dough (and whatever other ingredients) into an oven, and you'll have bread within seconds.
In addition to being good on its own, bread is also used in countless recipes. Moreover, it's good for your health! Many kinds of bread give you food status effects that temporarily raise your maximum HP or provide a little bit of healing over time.
Produced item | Recipe | Creation method | Time & temperature | Info | Effects |
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Loaf of bread | 1 second, low | Max Health Increased+ | |||
Slice of bread | /+ | N/A | Makes six slices. | Max Health Increased+ | |
Loaf of honey-wheat bread | + | 1 second, low | Max Health Increased+ | ||
Slice of honey-wheat bread | + | N/A | A gift from bees. Now in six slices! | Max Health Increased+ and Energized | |
Loaf of banana bread | + + | 1 second, low | Banana can be peeled or unpeeled. | Max Health Increased+ and Energized | |
Slice of banana bread | + | N/A | Makes six slices. | Max Health Increased+ | |
Loaf of Elvis bread | + + | 6 seconds, low | Peel the banana first! | Max Health Increased+ | |
Slice of Elvis bread | + | N/A | "Bread" -Elvis, at least at one point in his life. This has nothing to do with the fact it makes six slices. | Sweaty and Energized | |
Loaf of dread | + | 6 seconds, low | Spooky! | Max Health Increased+ | |
Slice of dread | + | N/A | It float! Probably because of the 10 units of ectoplasm in it. Makes six spooky slices. | Healing Over time (All) | |
Loaf of pumpkin bread | + | 6 seconds, low | Max Health Increased+ | ||
Slice of pumpkin bread | + | N/A | Makes six slices. | Max Health Increased+ and Healing Over time (All) | |
Loaf of northern-style cornbread | + + | 6 seconds, low | Max Health Increased+ | ||
Slice of N-style cornbread | + | N/A | The best type of corn bread in six slices. | Healing Over time (All) and Energized | |
Loaf of southern-style cornbread | + | 6 seconds, low | Max Health Increased+ | ||
Slice of S-style cornbread | + | N/A | The other best type of corn bread to eat in six slices. | Healing Over time (All) | |
Loaf of honey cornbread | + + | 6 seconds, low | Max Health Increased+ | ||
Slice of honey cornbread | + | N/A | The other other type of best corn bread to eat in six slices. | Healing Over time (All) and Energized | |
Loaf of brain bread | + / / / | 6 seconds, low. | Works with any combination of bread and brain. | Max Health Increased+ | |
Slice of brain bread | + | N/A | Intelligently sliced into √36 slices. | Max Health Increased++ | |
Baguette | 2x + | 6 seconds, low. | You can't eat an entire baguette! It can be cut into six slices of plain bread, or used to bonk people on the head, which is about as lethal as hitting them with a cardboard tube. Every Mime spawns with one in their bag. | None |
Toast
In space, toast is made using an oven rather than a dedicated toaster. Certain breads made different kinds of toast, and there are a couple of different toppings, made with uncooked bread slices rather than the toast versions.
Produced item | Recipe | Creation method | Time & temperature | Info | Effects |
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Slice of toast | / / / / | 6 seconds, low | Normal, honey-wheat, pumpkin, and the cornbreads have the same effects when toasted. | Warm and Max Health Increased+ | |
Slice of banana toast | 6 seconds, low | Crunchy and tastes like bananas | Warm and Energized | ||
Slice of elvis toast | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. | Warm and Energized | ||
Slice of brain toast | 6 seconds, low | Heated by pure brainpower. | Warm and Max Health Increased++ | ||
Slice of terror toast | 6 seconds, low | Cooked the spookiness out of it. Just kidding, it's twice as spooky now. | Warm and Healing Over Time (All) | ||
Cheese on toast | + | 6 seconds, low | Warm cheese on warm bread. | Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn) | |
Cheese on elvis toast | + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis | Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn) | |
Bacon on toast | + | 6 seconds, low | Crunchy bacon on warm bread. | Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn) | |
Bacon on elvis toast | + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis | Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn) | |
Eggs on toast | + 2x | 6 seconds, low | A classic breakfast almost sandwich. | Max Health Increased+ and Gross Burps | |
Eggs on elvis toast | + 2x | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis | Max Health Increased+ and Gross Burps |
Deli Sandwiches
While sandwiches come in many shapes and sizes, this category specifically describes sandwiches made from sliced bread. All of these require putting the bread and filling into the oven, even if in real life you just combine them together to get your 'wich. Because of the reliance on the oven, this leads to somewhat odd occurrences like making peanut butter sandwiches without actually spreading the PB onto the bread yourself.
These sandwiches are very versatile. You can put just about any food item between two (or more!) slices of bread to get yourself a sandwich, and some particular combinations of filling and bread types make special, unique sandwiches. Custom sandwiches are an iconic food item of Goonstation culture, and a popular pastime amongst Chefs and other culinary types is making the craziest, most bizarre sandwiches possible. Since custom sandwiches include the names of the ingredients used (up to a limit), this results in some pretty wacky sandwich names too. One particular custom sandwich even once nearly ground the game to a halt.
These sandwiches also provide good food effects. Many of them offer both Refreshed and Energized, making them especially good for your Stamina, while ones made from dread slices give buffs for both Stamina and Health. The various custom sandwiches also allow you to mix and match buffs from other foods for an extra delicious meal.
Produced item | Recipe | Creation method | Time & temperature | Info | Effects |
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Cheese sandwich | + + + | 6 seconds, low | Cheesy. | Refreshed | |
Cheese elviswich | + + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 20 units of essence of Elvis. | Refreshed | |
Killed cheese sandwich | + + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. | Energized and Max Health Increased+ | |
Peanut butter sandwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | A little plain. | Energized and Refreshed | |
Peanut butter elviswich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. | Energized and Refreshed | |
Peanut butter and jelly meet breadula | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. | Energized and Max Health Increased+ | |
Peanut butter and honey sandwich | + + + | 6 seconds, low | A reminder to hug bees. | Energized+ | |
Killer beenut butter sandwich | + + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 10 units of ectoplasm. | Energized and Max Health Increased+ | |
Peanut butter and honey elviswich | + + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 15 units of essence of Elvis. | Energized+ and Refreshed | |
Monkey sandwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Monkey remains between two slices of bread. | Energized and Refreshed | |
Monkey elviswich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. | Energized and Refreshed | |
Scare wich project | + + | 6 seconds, low | Get it? Contains 15 units of ectoplasm and 10 units of...blood, ack. | Max Health Increased++ | |
Manwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Cannibalism never tasted so good. | Energized+ and Refreshed | |
Elvismanwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. | Energized+ and Refreshed | |
Murderwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 15 units of ectoplasm and 10 units of...blood? | Energized+ and Max Health Increased++ | |
Synthmeat sandwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | A faux meatwich. | Refreshed | |
Synthmeat elviswich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. | Refreshed | |
Synthmeat steinwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. | Max Health Increased++ | |
BLT Sandwich | + + + + | 6 seconds, low | Classic! | Refreshed and Energized+ | |
BLT Elviswich | + + + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. | Refreshed and Energized+ | |
Boo-LT Sandwich | + + + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. | Refreshed and Energized+ | |
Chip Butty | + + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of Innitium. Don't use uncooked fries! | Sweaty and Energized+ | |
Egg-salad sandwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Is it a salad or a sandwich? | Night Vision and Max Health Increased++ | |
Toast sandwich | + + | 6 seconds, high | Different types of bread and toast can be used. Contains 25 units of Worcestershire sauce. Effects vary depending on what was added. | Varies | |
/ / X sandwich | + X + | 6 seconds, high | Try various fillings (up to six food items) to create the ultimate sandwich! You can even mix two different types of bread for the slices. Effects vary depending on what was added | Varies | |
/ / X club | + X + + | 6 seconds, high | Effects vary depending on what was added | Varies | |
/ / X double-decker sandwich | + X + + X + | 6 seconds, high | Effects vary depending on what was added | Varies | |
/ / X dagwood | + X + + + + | 6 seconds, high | Effects vary depending on what was added. | Varies |
Burgers
In the far flung future of 2053, you do not need burger buns to make burgers. Rather, you simply put some dough and the other required ingredients into the oven, and presumably the machine does the bun-making process for you.
Burgers are surprisingly good for your health, at least in terms of food effects. Many of them give a temporary buff to your HP, and some warm you up for a short while.
Produced item | Recipe | Creation method | Time & temperature | Info | Effects |
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Burger | + | 6 seconds, high | A classic. | Max Health Increased+ and Warm | |
Monkeyburger | + | 6 seconds, high | Ape shall eat ape. Made specifically with monkeymeat. | Energized and Healing Over Time (Brute) | |
Synthburger | + | 6 seconds, high | Brobocops and others with Food Synthesizers can make these. | Max Health Increased+ and Warm | |
Cheeseburger | + + | 7 Seconds, high | A classic, with cheese. | Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (Burn) | |
Monkey cheeseburger | + + + | 7 Seconds, high | Must use monkey meat specifically. Has wacky effects. | Max Health Increased+ and Warm | |
Coronator | + + + + | 9 Seconds, high | A day's worth of calories, in one burger. | Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+ | |
File:THE MONSTER.png THE MONSTER | + + + | 9 Seconds, low | Crazy-huge burger that will probably make you sick. And by sick, we mean dead. Slowly. | Max Health Increased++, Sweaty+, Bad Breath, and Warm | |
Brainburger | + / / / | 6 seconds, high | Infects whoever eats it with kuru. | Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+ | |
Buttburger | + / | 7 seconds, high | 10% of spawning with a different, punny, butt-related name, such as "buttconator", "ass whooper", or "cleveland steamed ham". Contains fartonium. | Sweaty+ | |
Roburger | + | 7 seconds, high | Also works with a light cyborg head. Contains 20 units of nanomachines, which can infect someone with robotic transformation. | Max Health Increased+ and Warm | |
Cheeseborger | + + | 6 seconds, high | Get it? Also works with a light cyborg head. Contains 20 units of nanomachines, which can infect someone with robotic transformation. | Max Health Increased+ and Warm | |
Dubious burger | + | 6 seconds, high | It's full of.. something meatlike. | Max Health Increased++ and Bad Breath | |
Weird cheeseburger | + + | 6 seconds, high | Absolutely not good for you. | Healing Over Time (Tox), Sweaty, Bad Breath, and Gross Burps | |
Fishburger | + / / / | 7 seconds, high | Type of fish used doesn't matter. | Energized and Healing Over Time (Burn) | |
Sloppy Joe | + | 6 seconds, high | Has a chance to drip some meat on the floor. | Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty | |
Baconatrix | + | 6 seconds, high | Chock full of bacon. | Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty | |
Heartburger | + / / | 6 seconds, high | Works with human, monkey or synthetic hearts. Cyberhearts are also compatible. Contains pure love. | Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+ | |
Coconut burger | + | 7 seconds, high | Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+ | ||
Luau burger | + + | 7 seconds, high | Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+ | ||
Tiki burger | + + + | 9 seconds, high | Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+ | ||
Chicken sandwich | + | 7 seconds, high | That'll show those chickens. | Max Health Increased+ and Warm | |
Spicy chicken sandwich | + + OR + |
7 seconds, high | Hot! Contains 15 units of capsaicin. | Max Health Increased+ and Warm | |
Butter Burger | + | 6 seconds, high | Not healthy at all. | Healing Over Time (All) and Sweaty |
Hot Dogs And Corn Dogs
This not only includes both hotdogs in buns and hotdogs alone, but also herbal sausages, which in space are made with hotdogs rather created than from the ground up and are used much like hotdogs in cooking. Your basic hotdog in a basic bun is surprisingly good for you, as it gives a small heal over time, and certain breads can make unique hotdogs that give additional food buffs on top of that healing.
In space, corndogs are made just by taking a hotdog in a bun and jamming either a popsicle stick or a goddamn metal rod into it, the latter of which magically becomes a wooden stick in the process. The aforementioned unique hotdogs can make unique corndogs too, though they're more like sidegrades since they usually don't share a food effect with the basic corndog.
Produced item | Recipe | Creation method | Time & temperature | Info | Effects |
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Hotdog | 6 seconds, low | Hot diggity dog! | None | ||
Herbal sausage | + | N/A | You may use any other herb, including cannabis or catnip. Making herbal sausage puts any chemicals that were in the herb into the sausage. | None | |
Hotdog in a bun | + / / / / | N/A | Don't forget your condiment bottles! | Healing Over Time (All) | |
Bananadog | + | N/A | Sweaty and Healing Over Time (All) | ||
Hounddog | + | N/A | Ain't nothing but. | Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All) | |
Braindog | + | N/A | Max Health Increased++ and Healing Over Time (All) | ||
Frankenstein's beef frank | + | N/A | Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog. | Healing Over Time (All) and Healing Over Time (Brute) | |
Herbal sausage in a bun | + / / / / | N/A | Don't forget your condiment bottles! | Healing Over Time (All) | |
Herbal bananadog | + | N/A | Sweaty and Healing Over Time (All) | ||
Herbal hounddog | + | N/A | Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All) | ||
Herbal braindog | + | N/A | Max Health Increased++ and Healing Over Time (All) | ||
Herbal frankenstein's beef frank | + | N/A | Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog. | Healing Over Time (All) and Healing Over Time (Brute) | |
Corndog | + / | N/A | Don't forget your condiment bottles! | Sweaty | |
Hounddog-on-a-stick | / + / | N/A | Contains 15 units of essence of Elvis. | Energized+ | |
Banana-corndog | + / | N/A | Sweaty+ | ||
Brain-corndog | + / | N/A | Max Health Increased++ | ||
Corndog of the damned | + / | N/A | Healing Over Time (All) | ||
Herbdog | + / | N/A | Aside from the name, otherwise not all that different from regular corndogs. | Sweaty | |
Banana-herbdog | + / | N/A | Sweaty+ | ||
Brain-herbdog | + / | N/A | Max Health Increased++ | ||
Herbdog of the damned | + / | N/A | Healing Over Time (All) | ||
/ 2x Half hotdog | / + | N/A | You get a left and a right half; both are functionally same. | None | |
4x Chunk of hotdog | / + | N/A | Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "chunks". | None | |
/ Hotdog Octopus | / + | N/A | Aww. How cute. Contains a bit of love. Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "octopus". Use the knife on the resulting octopus to carve a little face, making it extra cute and giving it some love, literally. | None |
Pasta
In space, pasta is made using an oven (which is probably illegal somewhere); no need to boil it! It's worth noting that spaghetti noodles and pasta sheets specifically require semolina flour, which made from durum wheat, so restocking them might be more difficult than other starchy dishes. To compensate, pasta generally has some excellent food buffs, including ones that mend a small amount of damage over time, making it extra healing on top of the small amount of health gained from the very act of eating the food. Some varieties even give you healing chems.
Spaghetti noodles typically with come a randomly-chosen silly name, such as "spaceghetti" or "spetty", because of course it does, and dishes made from the noodles inherit the pasta's peculiar appellation.
Produced item | Recipe | Creation method | Time & temperature | Info | Effects |
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Plain spaghetti | 8 seconds, high | Specific name varies. Requires fork. | Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (Burn) | ||
Boneless spaghetti | 8 seconds, high | A spaghetti variant that requires the skeleton mutation when making plain spaghetti. Specific name varies. Has 50 units of milk. Requires fork. | Energized and Sturdy | ||
Spaghetti in sauce | 1. + 2. + |
1. 2. |
1. 8 seconds, high 2. N/A |
Specific name varies. Requires fork. There are two ways to make this: you can either put uncooked spaghetti and a ketchup packet in a oven for a while or put ketchup (i.e. tomato sauce) onto plain (cooked) spaghetti. | Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn) |
Spaghetti arrabiata | 1. + 2. + |
1. 2. |
1. 8 seconds, high 2. N/A |
Spicy! Specific name varies. Contains synaptizine and omnizine. Requires fork. To make, you can either put uncooked noodles and hot sauce in the oven or squirt hot sauce over spaghetti with sauce. | Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn) |
Fettuccine Alfredo | + | 8 seconds, high | Requires fork. | Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn) | |
Spaghetti with meatballs | + | 8 seconds, high | Specific name varies. Contains synaptizine. Requires fork. | Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn) | |
Chicken Parmigiana | + + | 8 seconds, high | Contains synaptizine. Requires fork. | Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn) | |
Chicken Alfredo | + + | 8 seconds, high | Contains synaptizine. Requires fork. | Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn) | |
Lasagna | + + + | 8 seconds, high | Contains omnizine. Requires fork. | Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn) |
Pies
There are not only sweet pies like apple pie or chocolate mud pie, but savory ones too, such as stargazy pie. Cream pies are in here too, and as the Clown can confirm, they're great for pranks, such as mousetrap pie launchers, which can use all sorts of pies too, not just the cream variety. Regardless of the type of pie, pies in Goonstation do not need pie tins; just put in your filling and sweet dough, set the time, and have it go. It literally is easy as pie. Notice, though, that they specifically need sweet dough, not regular dough.
Pies are pretty good for your Stamina since most of them provide the Refreshed food status effect (a Stamina regeneration buff) when you take a bite out of them; you can imagine this as all the sugar in the pie (or at least the sweet dough) giving you some extra pep. It's also possible to make custom pies and custom cream pies that give a variety of effects depending on what's in them.
Produced item | Recipe | Creation method | Time & temperature | Info | Effects |
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Cream pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Really great for throwing at faces. Requires spoon. | Cold and Refreshed | |
X cream pie | + + X | 2 seconds, high | Accepts any food item. Requires spoon. Effects vary depending on what was added. | Varies | |
Custard pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Apple pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Pumpkin pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Lemon meringue pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Key lime pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Strawberry pie | + 2x | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Blueberry pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Cherry pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Blackberry pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Raspberry pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Chocolate mud pie | + | 5 seconds, high OR 10 seconds, low |
Not a euphemism, an actual mud pie this time. Accepts other types of candy too. Contains 10 units of pure hugs and 20 units of sugar. Requires spoon. | Refreshed, Sturdy, and Sweaty | |
Slurry pie | + | 2 seconds, high | The cooking of the slurrypod revealed their restorative properties. Contains 15 units of mutadone. Requires spoon. | Cold and Bad Breath | |
Bacon pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | Cold, Max Health Increased++, and Sweaty | |
Moon pie | + / | 2 seconds, high | Get it? 10% chance of spawning with a silly alternate name such as "fart pie" or "mud pie". Requires spoon. | Refreshed and Sweaty+ | |
Stargazy pie | + + / / / | 5 seconds, high OR 10 seconds, low |
Better than it looks, really. Requires spoon. | Rad Wick, Refreshed, and Sweaty | |
Space-chicken pot pie | + + | 6 seconds, high OR 12 seconds, low |
The classic savoury pie. Other forms of nuggets are accepted. Contains 20 units of chicken soup. Requires spoon. | Max Health Increased++, Refreshed, and Sweaty | |
Chicken "pot" pie | + + | 6 seconds, high OR 12 seconds, low |
Get it? Other forms of nuggets and cannabis are accepted. Contains 20 units of THC and 20 u of CBD. Requires spoon. | Refreshed and Sweaty | |
X pie | + + X | 2 seconds, high | You may add one or two items (food or otherwise). Requires spoon. Effects vary depending on what was added. | Varies |
Cookies And Moon Pies
Cookies, of course, require cookie dough, and there are a decent variety of fillings, including some more out-there ones. Thankfully, turning sweet dough (i.e. not regular dough) into cookie dough gives you a decent amount of them to work with. Sadly, though, in space, there are no cookie tins or cookie pans, so each oven can only make one cookie at a time.
Combine two cookies together with cream, sugar, and oatmeal in an oven, and you get what's called are collectively called "moon pies". These have no relation to the other type of pies aside from requiring an oven.
Most cookies provide the Refreshed buff, reflecting how sweets in real life often provide a quick boost of energy. The two exceptions are iron cookies, which boost your max health because the iron filling is making you more hardy (quite possibly literally), and bacon cookies, which make you sweat like a pig because the bacon came from one (presumably). The moon pies provide upgraded versions of the food buffs provided by the cookies they're made from.
Produced item | Recipe | Creation method | Time & temperature | Info | Effects |
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Sugar cookie | 2 seconds, high | Refreshed | |||
Stroopwafel | 2x + | 2 seconds, high | Refreshed | ||
Butter cookie | + | 2 seconds, high | Refreshed | ||
Oatmeal cookie | + | 2 seconds, high | Refreshed | ||
Chocolate-chip cookie | + | 2 seconds, high | Refreshed | ||
Peanut Butter Cookie | + | 2 seconds, high | Contains 20 units of sugar. | Refreshed and Gross Burps | |
Iron cookie | + | 2 seconds, high | Max Health Increased+ | ||
Bacon cookie | + | 2 seconds, high | Sweaty | ||
Spookie | + | 2 seconds, high | Contains 10 units of ectoplasm. | Refreshed | |
Jaffa cake | + + | 2 seconds, high | While in real life this is indeed legally considered a cake by parts of the British legal system, in Goonstation, this is considered a cookie. | Refreshed | |
Sugar moon pie | 2x + + + | 2 seconds, high | Refreshed | ||
Oatmeal moon pie | 2x + + + | 2 seconds, high | Refreshed+ | ||
Chocolate moon pie | 2x + + + | 2 seconds, high | Refreshed+ | ||
Iron moon pie | 2x + + + | 2 seconds, high | Max Health Increased++ | ||
Bacon moon pie | 2x + + + | 2 seconds, high | Sweaty+ | ||
Full moon pie | 2x + + + | 2 seconds, high | Contains 10 units of ectoplasm. | Refreshed+ | |
Jaffa moon cobbler | 2x + | 2 seconds, high | Refreshed+ | ||
Whoopie pie | 2x + + | 2 seconds, high | Requires chocolate-chip cookies specifically. | Refreshed+ | |
Cookie with frosting | + | N/A | Works with any type of cookie or moon pie except spookie, full moon pie, and butter cookies. Makes random color frosting. Effects are based on the cookie that was frosted. | Varies |
My Dream Bakery
Some dessert items allow for a multitude of customizations. Currently, cakes and donuts can be hand-crafted with love, allowing you to choose unique frostings, toppings, and fillings. Grab your kitchen island and your bread knife, it's time to bake off!
Donuts
Donuts can be frosted to customize them. They have a shared reagent pool of 50 units, and each donut starts filled with 20 units of sugar already in it. This means you can fill the additional 30 units with reagents of your choosing. To fill a donut, use a syringe to inject reagents into it.
You can also frost the donut, which adds reagents to the reagent pool too. Frosting a donut once with an icing tube will also make a frosting layer that's the same color as the reagents in the tube, and will transfer 15 units of the frosting reagents to the donut. Frosting options include:
- Full icing
- Half-and-half icing
- Dipped icing
- Sprinkles
- Center filling
- Heart icing
- Star icing
- Zigzag icing
Frosting again will allow you to create another design on the donut that transfers another 15 units of reagent to the donut. You can also hit a donut with coconut meat to add coconut flakes on top of the donut, which doesn't count towards the reagent pool or use up a frosting slot.
This is a perfect way to refill Security's supply of donuts if they're running low, with the added benefit of being able to make them custom donuts with helpful chemicals contained in every bite. They make a great portable snack to give to friends too!
Cakes
Cakes can be either hard-coded specific ones with unique sprites or customs ones made by taking a cake batter, putting it in the KitchenHelper with an item, and running the KitchenHelper. Alternatively, you can take a basic cake base and shove it in the oven with an item to bake the item into the cake, though it won't transfer any special coloring or filling.
Produced item | Recipe | Creation method | Time & Temperature | Info | Effects |
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Cake batter | + 2x | None | The first step of baking any cake! | None | |
X Cake Batter | + X | None | Blending a cake batter with another food item will bake into a cake of that type and color. This has to be done as a separate step after using the KitchenHelper the first time to make a cake batter. | None | |
Basic Cake | 6 seconds, high | Varies | |||
X Cake | + X | 6 seconds, high | Creates a cake of whatever type of object you put in, but doesn't retain any of the special colors. | Varies | |
Creamy sponge cake | + | 7 seconds, high | Cold and Energized | ||
Chocolate sponge cake | + | 7 seconds, high | Cold and Energized | ||
Meat cake | + | 7 seconds, high | Cold and Energized | ||
Bacon cake | + 3x | 7 seconds, high | An actual food crime. | Cold and Energized | |
True Bacon (TM) | 7x | 7 seconds, high | An abomination... | Gross Burps and Fire Burps |
Icing
Icing tubes can be filled with any chemical mix of your choosing! Icing a cake will use 25 units of reagent to create a frosting style of your choosing in the color of the reagents used.
Toppings
Any food item can be used as a topping, but most food items will be applied as a generic topping. You can have up to three different toppings on a cake, one per layer. Adding a topping to a cake will transfer any of the food buffs that topping contains to the cake's reagent pool of up to 300 units. A few items are special toppings with unique sprites that can be added to a cake without limit.
Unique Toppings:
Stacking & Slicing
- Cakes can be stacked up to three tall.
- Stacked cakes share a reagent pool (up to 300 units of chemicals)
- Cakes can be sliced with a sharp enough tool, starting from the topmost layer.
Take pride in knowing your cake creations would probably net you the grand prize in one of those bake-off competition shows. Maybe.
Stove
Soup! Not only does is it delicious, but it's quite good for you; the soup adds up all the healing amounts and up to 4 of the food buffs of the ingredients used. The more you put in, the more you get out!
- Click on the soup pot with an item to insert it as an ingredient. Go nuts!
- You can use whatever, including things that aren't food, so long as it can go into a backpack.
- You can't put another soup pot in the pot.
- There is a limit on the number of things that can go in the pot, dependent on weight; essentially, you can fit in lots of tiny-size items but only a couple normal-size items.
- The more ingredients you use, the more soup you can serve out. Be generous!
- You can take ingredients out by click-dragging the pot onto you. This'll take out the most recently added ingredient.
- You can use whatever, including things that aren't food, so long as it can go into a backpack.
- Click on the soup pot with a container of chemicals to pour it in as broth. Any chemicals. Up to 150 units of chemicals.
- If at any point, you make a mistake and want to start over, you can click-drag the soup pot's sprite onto a floor tile while the pot's in your hand to recover the ingredients and pour the broth out. This also applies the turf effects of the reagents in the broth.
- Pick up the soup pot and click on the stove to put the pot on the stove. Use a lit welder, lighter, or similar flame source on the stove to light it. It'll start cooking for a few seconds.
- After it's finished, click on the stove to take the pot off.
- Click on the pot with a ladle to scoop up some soup, and click on a bowl with a ladle to serve it.
The resulting soup's name will be in the format "[ingredients] soup in [chemicals] broth", with the [chemicals] part displaying the three reagents with the highest volume, and you can Examine the soup pot to get a relative description of the amount of broth in the soup to the maximum volume and a similar one for ingredients. The description gets snarky if there's a lot of ingredients.
Miscellaneous
Recipes that don't quite fit elsewhere. Among many others, this includes a couple of ethnic/cultural dishes, various breakfast staples, soups, dips, snack foods, and even a few foods for non-humans.
Produced item | Recipe | Creation method | Time & temperature | Info | Effects |
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Bacon and eggs | 2x + 2x | 8 seconds, high | Requires fork. | Energized+ | |
Waffles | + | 10 seconds, low | High Tek. | Energized | |
/ Pancakes | 1. + 2. + |
1. 2. |
1. 5-6 seconds, high OR 10 seconds, low2. N/a. |
You can either stick pancake batter (you don't need to actually mix it with anything...) in an oven...or defib (regular) dough, because memes. Don't forget to add the maple syrup after cooking the pancakes! | Energized and Gassy |
Crumpet | 3 Seconds, low. | Very British. | Healing Over Time (Brute) | ||
/ Bagel | 3 Seconds, low. | Can create both plain and seed bagels. | Sturdy | ||
Donut | + OR / + |
3 Seconds, low. | A nice loop of dough. It's also possible make donuts by clicking on dough with a stunbaton, referred to as batonfrying. The baton has to be on, you must be on any intent besides Harm, and you need to have the Security Training trait. This doesn't consume baton charge, so you can do this forever. | Energized | |
Biscuit | + | 4 seconds, low | Healing Over Time (Brute) | ||
English Muffin | + | N/A | Delicious. Cut in half with a knife. | Warm | |
Buttered English Muffin | + | N/A | Butter is optional. | Energized | |
File:Macguffin.png Sausage MacGuffin | 2x + + + | 6 seconds, high | Unrelated to any corporations. | None | |
Honey Wonks | + | 5 seconds, low | Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl. | None | |
Bacon | 6 seconds, high | Crispy. | None | ||
Omelette | + + 2x | 7 seconds, high | Requires fork. | Energized and Gross Burps | |
Deep-space hell omelette | + + 2x | 7 seconds, high | The space bees are not going to like this! Requires fork. | Energized and Gross Burps | |
Meatball sub | / + + + | 6 seconds, low | Works with any type of bread loaf, as well as baguettes. | Energized+ and Max Health Increased++ | |
Banh mi | / + + + | 5 seconds, low | Works only with honeywheat bread and baguettes. | Energized+ and Max Health Increased++ | |
Garlic Bread | + + | 3 seconds, high | Contains 20u of holy water. | Healing Over Time (Toxin), Max Health Increased++, Energized and Bad Breath | |
Cheesy Garlic Bread | + + + | 3 seconds, high | Contains 10u of holy water and 10u of cheese. | Healing Over Time (Toxin), Max Health Increased++, Energized and Bad Breath | |
Fairy Bread | + + | 1 second, low | A strange Australian creation. Contains 5u of bread and 5u of sugar. | Refreshed+ | |
/ Steak | / | 9 seconds, low | You may use synth-, monkey- or human meat. | Max Health Increased+ and Healing Over Time (Brute) | |
Fish fingers | / / / | 9 seconds, low | The type of fish used is irrelevant. Don't think about fish with fingers. | Healing Over Time (Burn),Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Sweaty | |
Baked potato | 9 seconds, high | A heated potato. | Sturdy | ||
Mashed potatoes | 3x | N/A | They've been shown who's boss in the kitchen. Requires either a fork or spoon. | Max Health Increased+ and Sturdy | |
Fries | 7 seconds, low | None | |||
Swedish meatballs | + + 2x | 6 seconds, high | Bork Bork Bork! Requires fork. | None | |
X pizza | + X | 6 seconds, high | The toppings may consist of any food item. Effects vary depending on what was added. | Varies | |
6x X pizza slices | + | N/A | Effects vary depending on what was added. | Varies | |
Pizza-ghetti | / + / | N/A | Inherits the pasta's silly name. Contains pizza reagent and fleur-de-lys. | Sweaty | |
/ X rangoon / eggroll | + X | N/A | Combine the wrapper with a food item of your choice, then load it into the deep fryer. Tiny objects make a rangoon, small items an eggroll. | Energized | |
Mashed brains | / / / | N/A | Good brain food--no prions, guaranteed! Well-cooked mashed brains has a 1% chance to give you a good mutation...and a 1% chance to give you a bad one (both cannot happen at the same time). Eating this requires either a fork or a spoon. | Max Health Increased++ | |
Meatloaf | + + | 6 seconds, high | Requires fork. | Max Health Increased++ | |
Taco shell | 6 seconds, low | Devoid of any and all taco ingredients | None | ||
Meat taco | + + + | N/A | Most types of meat can be used, including bacon. | Energized and Warm | |
4x Tortilla chips | N/A | Crush an empty cooked taco shell to get four of these. | Energized | ||
Guacamole | N/A | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | Refreshed | ||
Mint chutney | + + + | 7 seconds, high | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | Energized and Refreshed | |
Oatmeal (random flavor) | 7 seconds, high | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | Healing Over Time (Brute) | ||
Tomato soup | 2x | 6 seconds, high | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | Refreshed and Warm | |
Porridge | 2x | 5 seconds, high OR 10 seconds, low |
Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | Healing Over Time (Brute) | |
Gruel | 3x | N/A | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | Sweaty | |
Chili con queso | + | 6 seconds, high | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | Sweaty and Warm | |
Chili con carne | + | 6 seconds, high | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | Fart Thrust and Warm | |
Chili con flagration | + + 2x | 6 seconds, high | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | Fire Burps and Warm | |
El Diablo | + + + | 10 seconds, high | Warning: not for the faint of heart! Combine the con carne and flagration along with the rest of the listed ingredients. Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | Fire Burps+ and Warm | |
Cream of mushroom | + | N/A | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | Cleanse and Healing Over Time (Toxin) | |
Salad | 2x | 5 seconds, low | Requires fork | Energized and Refreshed | |
Hard-Boiled Egg | 4 seconds, low | The loose cannon of foods | Night Vision and Healing Over Time (Brute) | ||
Deviled Egg | + | N/A | An unholy egg. | Energized | |
Egg Salad | + + | 5 seconds, low | Energized and Bad Breath | ||
Haggis | + + | 9 seconds, high | Och laddie, don ya ken wha U'm sayin? Works with all other internal organs, namely lungs, stomachs (as per tradition), intestines, pancreases, kidneys, spleens, appendices, and, disturbingly, eyes. | Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin) | |
Haggass | + + | 9 seconds, high | Makes you quite gassy, Scottish style. Requires a fork. | Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin) | |
Scotch Eggs | + + | 3 seconds, high | In scotland, Scotch Eggs count as a vegetable. | Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin) | |
Refried Beans | + 2x | 7 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | Fart Thrust and Gassy | |
Rice And Beans | + | 10 seconds, low | Requires spoon. | Fart Thrust and Gassy | |
Fried Rice | + + + | 10 seconds, low | Requires spoon. | Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (All) | |
Omurice | + + | 8 seconds, low | Requires spoon. | Max Health Increased++ and Warm | |
Risotto | + + + | 5 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All) | |
Croissant | + | 2 seconds, high | Healing Over Time (Brute) | ||
Pain au Chocolat | + + | 2 seconds, high | Healing Over Time (Brute) and #Energized | ||
Apple Danish | + + | 2 seconds, high | Healing Over Time (Brute) + Refreshed | ||
Cherry Danish | + + | 2 seconds, high | Healing Over Time (Burn) + Refreshed | ||
Blueberry Danish | + + | 2 seconds, high | Healing Over Time (Burn) + Energized | ||
Cannadanish | + + | 2 seconds, high | Contains 10u of THC and 10u of CBD. | Healing Over Time (Brute) + Healing Over Time (Burn) | |
X-flavored ice cream | N/A | The machine offers three basic flavors. Alternatively, you can use a container (beaker, drinking glass, bottle etc.) with reagents of your choice. | Cold | ||
Nougat bar | + | 5 seconds, low | Chock full of nougat. | None | |
Granola bar | + | 5 seconds, low | A honey and oat based snack. | Refreshed+ | |
Hetz' Cup | + | N/A | Works with any candy, so long as it has chocolate reagent and isn't another Hetz Cup. | None | |
Apple on a stick | + / | N/A | It's like an apple, but with a handle. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Candy apple | + | 5 seconds, low | Perfect for a crewmember, or a witch. | Energized | |
Delicious apple on a stick | + / | N/A | Contains 10 units of capulettium. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Delicious candy apple | + | 5 seconds, low | Contains 10 units of capulettium. | Energized | |
Synthorange | + | N/A | Must use synthmeat specifically. Heals twice the amount of regular oranges. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Donk pocket (warm) | 1. + 2. (cold) |
1. & 2. | 7 seconds, high | You can either make your own with dough and meatballs or take a pre-made one from a Donk-Pockets box, which start out cold and unheated. If you heat it right (e.g. with a microwave or oven), it'll fill you with 10 units of delicious omnizine goodness when eaten. There are other ways of cooking it (e.g. lighters, welders, sparks), but if you heat it too much, it'll scald you for 5 BURN and fill you with 10 units of nasty ???? when eaten. The trick is to get it between 176°C to 260°C (449°K and 533°K). Eat it quick--it'll cool down in seven minutes and you won't get the omnizine. |
None |
Warm honk-pocket | + + | 7 seconds, high | Turns your farts into honks for a short time! But it does something completely different when it's left to cool for a good while... | None | |
Onion Chips | 2x + + | 7 seconds, high | Like normal chips, but stinkier. | Bad Breath | |
Popcorn | + | N/A | Heat the cob with a welding tool or other heat source until it pops. | Night Vision | |
Popcorn | N/A | Popped via the magic of the processor. | Night Vision | ||
Pickle | N/A | A reminder of all the pickle jars the crew smashed. | None | ||
Candy cane | + | 5 seconds, low | Festive! | Energized | |
Egg nog | 3x + | 5 seconds, low | Also Festive! | N/A | |
Fruit cake | + | 7 seconds, high | You can only make this fruitcake in December. Accepts both smoldering messes and physical manifestations of fried foods. | Cold and Energized | |
/ / Nigiri roll | + / / / | N/A | There are different-colored variations depending on the color of fish fillet you use. | Energized+ | |
/ / Nigiri roll | + / / / | 6 seconds low. | Makes a random color nigiri roll, regardless of type of fillet used. Not correct sushi making. | Energized+ | |
Onigiri | + | N/A | A simplified version of how it is made in real life too, unlike... | Warm | |
/ Sushi Roll | / / / + + | 6 seconds low. | Use knife to slice. Also incorrect sushi making. | Max Health Increased | |
/ Custom sushi roll | + + X | N/A | Click the rolling mat with seaweed sheet, then sticky rice, and then up to 3 food items of your choosing. Click on the mat with empty hand a couple times to roll up the mat, then click on it again to unroll it and take the sushi roll off. Use a knife to slice it into sushi rolls. Now this is correct sushi making! Effects vary depending on what was added. | Varies | |
Hardtack | + | 6 seconds, high | None | ||
Bee Kibble | + + | 10 seconds, high | For bee larva only. | None | |
Birthday Cupcake | + + + | 10 seconds, high | For space bees only...or brave humans. | None | |
Tandoori Chicken | + + + | 9 seconds, high | Requires fork. | Max Health Increased, Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm | |
Potato Curry | + + + | 7 seconds, low | Requires fork. | Energized, Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm | |
Coconut Curry | + + + | 7 seconds, low | Requires fork. | Max Health Increased, Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm | |
Chicken Pineapple Curry | + + + | 7 seconds, low | Requires fork. | Healing Over Time (Brute), Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm |
Deep Fryer
Every food can be deep-fried, and the same applies to many other objects. In fact, pretty much anything you can think of besides containers and bulky items - experiment!
Note: Any food that is deep-fried keeps their effects and also gains the Warm effect.
Shitty Grill
Not-actually-all-that-shitty grill that appears on John's Bus, which can be called at the Space Diner and Mining Outpost for space-based maps and the Sea Diner for ocean-based maps. Grilling is simple: click on the grill to light it up, then wait a while for it to warm up. Once it's ready, click on the grill with an item in your hand to put that item on the grill. Wait a few seconds, then click on the grill again to take it off the grill.
Like the deep fryer, just about everything that can be held in your hand can be grilled, even things that aren't food, and the resulting grilled item is edible and counts as a food item for recipes that can accept food items, but not non-foods, as a custom ingredient. Moreover, there are different grill states depending on how long the item was on the grill, and if you get the timing right, the newly grilled item can have omnizine or even enriched MSG in it. However, the time frame for a perfect grill is short and unforgiving, and it's quite easy to just burn it into a char. Grilled food will keep their effects and also gain the Warm effect.
Grilling in John Bill's presence will elicit helpful and/or amusing comments from him. Supposedly, there's also a super-powered version with many different functionalities in some forsaken lab somewhere. Also, you probably shouldn't leave it on and unattended without anything grilling.
Pickle Jar
Did you just make a full-course buffet for the crew, but then the shuttle got called as soon as you finished cooking? Fret not, the ancient art of pickling is here to save the day! Like the two machines above, the pickle jar can turn most hand-held objects into food, but with a twist: the pickled items persist across shifts!
Simply place an item in one of the two glass jars on the station. If you then take it out during a future shift, you'll get a pickled, edible version of the item. Don't think you can use this to store traitor items for future shifts though; just like with frying and grilling, a pickled item will only be usable as food. Additionally, the item will only become pickled when the shift ends, meaning anyone can just take the item out of the jar and use it normally until the end of the shift. Pickled items won't keep their reagents, either.
You can find pickle jars in the same place they were left last shift if the same map was chosen twice in a row. If it's a different map than before, it'll be randomly placed somewhere on the station.
Microwave
Though rarely (if ever) used for anything, the microwave still has its place in the bar. Most people are aware of warm donk pockets, but there are also several other legacy recipes which might be of use to a bartender or hungry assistants - a second unit can be found in crew quarters, and more may be deployed with the help of a mechanic.
Produced item | Recipe | Info |
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Donut | + | |
Popcorn | ||
Waffles | 2x + 2x | |
Custard pie | 2x + | Peel the banana first! Requires spoon. |
Burger | + | Possible types of meat: monkey, human. |
Synthburger | + | Synth meat only. |
Brainburger | + | Only a monkey or human brain will work, not synthbrains! Infects whoever eats it with kuru. |
Buttburger | + | Doesn't work with synth- or cyberbutts. |
Roburger | + | Recipe is limited to the standard cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with robotic transformation. |
Heartburger | + | Works with human and monkey hearts. Synthetic or cyberhearts are not compatible. |
Meatball | + | Valid combination: 1x monkey + 1x human. |
Warm donk pocket | + | |
Warm donk pocket | (cold) | A box of them can be found in the kitchen refrigerator. Once heated, they will stay warm for about seven minutes. |
In case of an invalid or unrecognized recipe, the microwave is less forgiving than its successor. However, it's not the end of the world and both failure states can be addressed rather easily.
The microwave gets covered in muck! - Get a spray bottle or a sponge. Ask the janitor or simply steal one.
The microwave breaks! - Use a screwdriver on the unit, then a wrench.
Just like real life, putting an egg in a microwave by itself is a Bad Idea.
Prison Loaf Processor
Certain customers may not even be able to visit the bar and enjoy your culinary delicacies. Fortunately, there is still a convenient way to deliver food to the inmates: the Lay-Z Chef Prison Food Chute. Many items (food or otherwise) are suitable components for the processor, which sends the fresh loaf directly to the brig. While you have limited control over the taste or appearance of said loaf, there is actually more to it than meets the eye. It might be worthwhile to experiment with the amount and composition of the ingredients!
Food Effects
Consuming certain foods can grant you certain boosts to things like stamina regeneration and maximum health. Generally, the more complex or resource intensive the cooking process, the better the buffs the food provides, and the closer it's cooked to the optimal heat level and time, the longer the buffs last; you'll know you've gotten it right if you get a message like That tasted amazing! when eating it. Having THC in your system doubles the duration of the food buffs further. If you have the Kitchen Training trait (in other words, you're a Chef), you can Examine food to see what buffs it gives and check if it's been cooked well enough to get the bonus buff duration for quality.
Buff | Explanation |
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Energized | Adds +18 max stamina. |
Energized+ | Adds +22 max stamina. |
Refreshed | Adds +2.2 stamina regeneration. |
Refreshed+ | Adds +5 stamina regeneration. |
Warm | If you're below base body temperature (37 degrees C), raises your body temperature by 6 degrees Celsius every few seconds. |
Cold | If you're above base body temperature (37 degrees C), lowers your body temperature by 0.8 degrees Celsius every few seconds. |
Cleanse | Adds +80% Disease Resistance |
Healing Over Time | Heals varying amounts of the damage type listed every 5 seconds. Has variations that fix Burn, Brute, Tox, and all three. |
Damage Over Time | Deals varying amounts of the damage type listed every 5 seconds. Has variations that deal Burn, Brute, Tox, and all three. |
Sweaty | Small chance to sweat a fluid puddle of water beneath you. Gross. Unaffected by clothing worn. |
Sweaty+ | Like regular Sweaty, but with a higher chance of creating a puddle. |
Max Health Increased | Adds +10 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition. |
Max Health Increased+ | Adds +20 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition. |
Max Health Increased++ | Adds +40 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition and is enough to let you take two cyalume saber hits. |
Gross Burps | Your burps sound extra-grody. |
Night Vision | Lets you see better in darkness much like the Cat Eyes trait. |
Sturdy | Halves the chance for your limbs to be blown off by an explosion. Stacks with the Adamantium Skeleton trait. |
Gassy | Your *farts sound...interesting. |
Fart Thrust | *Farting lets you navigate through Space and pushes you forward on the Seafloor. Remember you can still use IJKL to orient your character. |
Rad Wick | Increases your radiation resistance. |
Fire Burps | When you *burp, you unleash a column of flame tiles up to 4 tiles in front of you, drastically shortening the buff. |
Fire Burps+ | Like regular Fire Burps, but the flames go up to 6 tiles instead of 4 and have a higher temperature. |
Bad Breath | Your breath is rancid and anyone near you can smell it. Mostly just flavor text. |
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The AI | Artificial Intelligence · AI Laws · Chain of Command · Guide to AI · Humans and Nonhumans · Killing the AI |
Computers | Computers · TermOS · ThinkDOS · Packets |