Foods and Drinks

Food is what you eat. Drinks are what you drink. Here is a comprehensive (but still incomplete) list of items and recipes for the chef to utilize and the crew to enjoy. Just remember that side-effects are by no means unknown or uncommon.

On the RP Servers, letting hunger and thirst motives get too low reduces your maximum health and maximum stamina regeneration, respectively.

Snacks

Icon	Name	Available from	Info	Effects
	Donut	Vendor, kitchen	All donuts give double the HP recovery to Security personnel, namely the Head of Security, the Nanotrasen Security Operative, the Detective, Security Officers, Security Assistants, and Part-Time Vice Officers. Security even starts with a couple of full boxes around, that can be picked up for on-the-go donut carrying by click-dragging the box to your sprite. <Insert Joke>	Energized
	Robust donut	Sec weapons vendor	In addition to doubled healing for Sec personnel like regular donuts, contains 12 units of sugar, 12u of epinephrine, and 12u of synaptizine. You can also take more bites out of it.	Energized
	Chips	Vendor	The bag adds to the crunch!	Sturdy
	Candy	Vendor	Nondescript chocolate from an equally nondescript company. Comes with no razor inside usually...Don't take candy from strange barbers.	None
	Fries	Vendor, kitchen	French fries from a vending machine! Delicious!	None
	Popsicle	Vendor, kitchen	Comes in 7 amazing flavors! Eating one yields a popsicle stick, naturally.	Cold
	Popcorn	Kitchen	Unsalted with no butter.	Night Vision
	Onion chips	Kitchen	Chips made from onions. Don't judge.	Bad Breath
	Nougat bar	Kitchen	Chock full of nougat.	None
	Granola bar	Kitchen	A honey and oat based snack.	Refreshed+
	Cookie tin	Kitchen	Contains 7x butter cookies. Sadly, the tin itself is inedible.	N/A
	Popsicle Box	Refrigerator	Contains 7x popsicles!	N/A
	Hetz' Cup	Kitchen	Must be unwrapped before being eaten.	None
	Candy apple	Kitchen	A delectable and possibly spooky treat.	Energized
	Candy cane	Kitchen	Festive!	Energized
	Yoghurt	Kitchen	Requires spoon. A frozen variant can be from a certain jolly man.	None
	Pickle	Kitchen	A reminder of all the pickle jars that the crew smashed. Don't trust pickles you find in the trash.	None.
	Swedish Fisk	Kitchen	Contains swedium. Bork Bork Bork!	None
	Extravagant Chocolate Gateau	Kitchen	A very fancy cake that the chef couldn't have cooked.	Energized and Cold
	Fortune Cookie	Quartermaster	A small cookie with a Zoldorf-esque fortune in it.	None
	Chinese takeout carton	Quartermaster	A carton full of delicious Space Chinese food. The character depicted is half the expression for "China".	没有
	Candy heart	Quartermaster	Flavored chalk with inscriptions such as "Robust Me" and "Love Transfer Valve". 10 in every box!	None
	Peach ring	Quartermaster,GTM	Contains a tiny bit of peach juice.	None
	Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel	GTMs	Contains strawberry juice, vanilla, and three random miscellaenous reagents!	Energized
	Cinnamon sugar donut	GTMs	Absolutely chockful of sugar.	Energized
	Little Danny's Snack Cake	Hacked FoodTech	Comes in many colors and with bad grease, VHFCS, "flavoring", and occasionally just poison.	Sweaty
	Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf	Abandoned crates, most Listening Posts	A regular snack cake that's most definitely not trying to be a Twinkie.	Sweaty
	Descuento Danito's Burritos	Snacks Vendor	Available in many different flavours. Comes with an integral heating mechanism. May contain a golden ticket.	Sweaty
	Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles	Snacks Vendor	Literally poison. Also equipped with a heater.	N/A
	Hungry Dan's TV Dinners	Snacks Vendor	Yum. Also equipped with a heater.	Max Health Increased+
	Lollipop	Medbay	A healthy snack containing a small amount of medicine, such as charcoal or saline.	None
	'Hole Zone Layer' Caramel Creme	Goodybags	'Hole Zone Layer' caramel cremes are surprisingly delicious! (And very sugary.)	Energized
	Candy corn	Goodybags	Disappointing. Gives you loads of sugar and bad oil to rub it in.	Sweaty
	-1 Bar	Food synthesizers	Possibly healthy.	Sweaty
	Farty Snott's Every Flavour Beans	Wizard's Den, Trench	Contains random reagents that cannot be extracted. More at Wizard.	None
	Yellow cake	RD Office	Contains uranium. Safe and delicious!	None
	Pope Crunch	Crew quarters	Extremely crunchy! Might have a "prize" instead if you eat it from a bowl. Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl.	None
	Roach Puffs	Oshan Kitchen maint	Can also be directly eaten or mixed with milk in a bowl. But there's no chocolate in it...	None
	Shredded Syndies	GTM, Ocean Listening Post	Eat directly from the box or in a bowl. Fortified with atropine & space drugs.	None
	Telecrystal	Mining	Surprisingly edible! Has a variety of effects.	None?
	Viscerite	Mining	Also surprisingly edible! Contains a good chunk of synthflesh, but watch out for the other stuff in there...	None?
	Flockburger	Debris Field/Oshan station level merchant	Turns out that a glass sandwich is made of silicon, radium, and limeade.	Max Health Increased+ and Warm
	Weird cheese	Mining Outpost, chemistry	Too rotten to be used in food and chockful of weird decay products.	Sweaty and Bad Breath
	Funny-looking can	Abandoned derelict	Is surströmming. For Swedes, makes a delightful dish. For non-Swedes, induces a wide range of gross-out effects, most of which involve stuns and vomiting, with a very rare chance to puke out a heart or become extra stinky.	Bad Breath
	Zongzi	Spacebux lunchboxes	Space Chinese snack currently found only in lunchboxes purchased through Spacebux. Click on it in-hand to unwrap it.	Healing Over Time (All) and Energized+
	Apple	Hydroponics	The Medical department's most hated fruit.	Cold and Refreshed
	Banana	Hydroponics	Peel it first!	Cold and Refreshed
	Orange	Hydroponics	A bitter citrus based fruit.	Cold and Refreshed
	Lemon	Hydroponics	A sour citrus based fruit. Perfect for decorating drinks.	Cold and Refreshed
	Lime	Hydroponics	An extra sour citrus based fruit. Perfect for decorating drinks.	Cold and Refreshed
	Strawberry	Hydroponics	Neither straw nor berry.	Cold and Refreshed
	Avocado	Hydroponics	Still good since 8000 B.C.E.	Cold and Refreshed
	Grapes	Hydroponics	Comes in two colors: Green and not green.	Cold and Refreshed
	Raspberry	Hydroponics	Tart and summery.	Cold and Refreshed
	Blackberry	Hydroponics	Tart, summery, and would stain your teeth if you could see them.	Cold and Refreshed
	Blue Raspberry	Hydroponics	Tart, summery, and very unnaturally blue.	Cold and Refreshed
	Melon slice	Hydroponics	Slice a watermelon with something sharp to get six of these.	Cold and Refreshed
	Honey	Hydroponics	Produced by space bees. Taste may vary, depending on the plant that provided the nectar.	None
	Carrot	Hydroponics	Good for your eyes.	Night Vision and Refreshed
	Slurryfruit	Hydroponics	Poisonous!	None
	Eggplant	Hydroponics	Has a chance to be censored.	None
	Coconut meat	Hydroponics	Break open a coconut for a few of these and a handy cup.	Cold and Refreshed
	Pineapple slice	Hydroponics	No salt needed. Cut a pineapple to get one of these. Must be kept away from pizza at all costs.	Cold and Refreshed
	Bamboo shoot	Hydroponics	Slice a bamboo stalk to get one of these.	Cold and Cleanse
	?????	Incompetent chef	Contains ???? (reagent). The result of a bad recipe, probably shouldn't eat this...	None
	Smoldering Mess	Incompetent chef	Also contains ????. The result of overcooking something.	None
	Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods	Incompetent(?) chef	Contains ???? as well. Result of leaving something in the fryer for too long.	Warm
	Orange Goop	Leaker plant	Contains 20 units of ???? (aka "yuck") and 10 units of oil.	Sweaty, Bad Breath

Drinks

Icon	Name	Type	Available from	Info
	Booze-O-Mat	N/A	Bar	Dispenses booze and cocktail accessories. Doesn't have any ID restrictions.
	Space beer	Alcohol	Bar
	Fancy beer	Alcohol	Bar	Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains beer plus a number of random chemicals.
	Cider	Alcohol	Bar
	Mead	Alcohol	Bar
	Wine	Alcohol	Bar
	Hobo wine	Alcohol	???	Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains wine plus a number of random chemicals.
	Vodka	Alcohol	Bar
	Gin	Alcohol	Bar
	Tequila	Alcohol	Bar
	Champagne	Alcohol	Bar	Hit pods, segways or other vehicles with the Harm intent to rename them.
	Rum	Alcohol	Bar	Spaced rum bottles also contain yobihodazine.
	Bo Jack Daniel's	Alcohol	Bar	A real man's drink!
	Stinkeye's Special Reserve	Alcohol	???	A favourite of captains everywhere.
	Curacao Liqueur	Alcohol	Alcohol Resupply Crate, Trench	Contains, well, curacao, a fairly strong cocktail ingredient with unique drunktalk lines.
	Cristal Champagne	Alcohol	Manta Bar	Contains, well, champagne. Can be used to rename vehicles in the same way as the regular version.
	Egg nog	Other	Bar, kitchen
	Creaca's Space Milk	Other	Kitchen	Contains 50 units of, well, milk.
	Mootimer's Calcium Drink	Other	Kitchen	As expected, contains 50 units of milk.
	Space cola	Soda	Vendor, kitchen	Normalizes tempature and decays into sugar.
	Fancy cola	Soda	Vendor	Sold, confusingly, as just "space cola". Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains 20 units of cola, 10 u of VHFCS, and 10 u of a random drink, such as ginger ale or strawberry milk.
	Decirprevo Bottled Water	Other	Vendor
	Robust-Eez	Soda	Vendor	Contains methamphetamine.
	Grife-O	Soda	Vendor	A little radioactive. That's because it contains space dust.
	Dr. Pubber	Soda	Vendor	Contains morphine and haloperidol.
	Grones Soda	Soda	Vendor	Comes in random flavours.
	Spooky Dan's	Soda	Vendor	Two flavours on offer. Neither are industrial runoff, nope!
	Orange-Aid	Soda	Vendor	Contains oculine.
	Lime-Aid	Other	Vendor	Contains antihol.
	Soft Soft Pizza	Other	Hacked Vendor	Contains liquid pizza... What?
	Robust Coffee	Other	Vendor	Contains addictive coffee which helps against stuns.
	Happy Elf Hot Chocolate	Other	Vendor
	Chicken Soup	Other	Vendor	Can cure minor diseases.
	Weight-Loss Shake	Other	Vendor	Contains lipolicide.
	Tea	Other	Vendor
	Wired Dan's Kafe Kick	Other	Hacked Vendor	A daily fix of drugs and poison, diluted with water. Banned by the Space FDA.
	Delightful Dan's Ginger Ale	Other	GTM	Contains, as expected, ginger ale.
	Delightful Dan's Peachy Punch	Other	GTM	Contains peach juice.
	Drowsy Dan's Terrific Tonic	Other	GTM	Contains 25 units of lemonade... and 25 units of ether.
	2010 Vintage	Other...	Courtroom	Contains finely aged...piss.
	Mugwort tea	Other	Wizard's Den	A bitter tea with magical protective properties. Heals wizards.
	Brotein Shake - Dragon Balls	Other	Josh, QM Trader	Contains energy drink.

Drink Recipes

A Bartender's job also isn't complete unless you know how to make people drunk off fancy recipes and how to present your creations properly. To that end, you can add umbrellas, wedges and other doodads to a variety of fancy drinking glasses and craft an absolute myriad of cocktails, so you go beyond just serving plain ethanol.

Most of these drinks can be made just with just the dispenser, but not all of them. For drinks with coffee, it's best it get coffee from the coffee machines (the green-colored vending machines) rather than fool around with the espresso machine. Drinks with sugar need sugar from the chemical or soda dispensers, not the sugar used by the Chef. For drinks with more exotic ingredients, you may need the chem dispenser (which is usually right near the alcohol and soda dispenser) and a beaker, since the chem dispenser doesn't accept drinkware. Luckily, there's usually a large one around right on top of it, and your glass recycler can make beakers.

Alcoholic Cocktails

All the drinks listed below create ethanol in the drinker. It is important to note that the ethanol is created as the person metabolizes the drink (represented as the drink "decaying", or decreasing in volume, inside of them, which you can observe by taking readings of them with a reagent scanner), rather than happening on ingestion, so the effects of ethanol come gradually rather than instantaneously.

Ethanol has a variety of effects, but the gist of it is that just a little bit of ethanol (as in, less than 15 units) won't hurt you, but past that you start getting the bad effects like slurred speech and confused movement, and those only amplify with more ethanol. Once 40 units are inside you, that's when you might start suffering liver damage, and if you hit triple digits, alcohol poisoning kicks it. (Notice how the effects are based on absolute amount of ethanol in the person rather than amount per unit of blood like in real life.)

Different cocktails also decay into different amounts of ethanol, allowing you a little control over just how fast and how far your customers get rip-roaring drunk. Every four seconds, the drink decays into the amount of ethanol listed, times a special number. This special number, called a multiplier, is usually two, but it can change depending on server load. So, if a drink has, say, 0.3 listed for the Ethanol column, it'll decay into 0.6 units of ethanol every four seconds, give or take a bit.

Item	Icon	Eth.		Recipe	Info
Screwdriver		0	.25	Vodka + Orange juice	Screws/unscrews stuff when poured onto something, like the other screwdriver.
Sex on the Beach		0	.1	Screwdriver + Cranberry juice	Farts upon synthesis. Don't question it.
Lemon Drop		0	.3	Vodka + Orange Juice + Lemon Juice + Simple Syrup OR Screwdriver + Lemon Juice + Simple Syrup
Vodka Gimlet		0	.25	Vodka + Lime juice
Cosmopolitan		0	.1	Vodka Gimlet + Cranberry juice
Bloody Mary		0	.25	Vodka + Tomato juice
Bloody Scary		0	.3	Vodka + Changeling blood
Vodka Martini		0	.3	Vodka + Vermouth
Vodka Tonic		0	.25	Vodka + Tonic water
Phil Collins		0	.3	Vodka Tonic + Lemonade
Mind Eraser		0	.3	Vodka Tonic + Robust Coffee
Black Russian		0	.15	Vodka + Robust Coffee OR Vodka + Espresso
White Russian		0	.3	Black Russian + Milk
Espresso Martini		0	.1	Vodka + Chocolate + Sugar + Espresso
Suicider		1		Vodka + Cider + Epinephrine + Welding fuel	Can also be extracted or distilled from omega weed.
Murdini		1	.1	Martini + Apple juice + Suicider
Appletini		0	.3	Vodka + Cider + Apple Juice
Port		0	.2	Vodka + Wine + Sugar + Iron	Has a chance to teleport you at random.
Crème de Menthe		0	.4	Vodka + Sugar + Mint
Grasshopper		0	.2	Crème de Menthe + Vanilla + Chocolate	Turns you into a roachperson for an amount of time proportionate to how long it was in your system.
Peach Schnapps		0	.25	Vodka + Peach Juice	Rarely, decays into VHFCS.
Moscow Mule		0	.15	Vodka + Ginger Ale + Lime juice
Blue Lagoon		0	.1	Vodka + Curacao + Lemonade
Sea Breeze		0	.2	Vodka + Cranberry Juice + Grapefruit juice
Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier		0	.1	Beer + Nanomachines	Can also be distilled from roburgers and cheeseborgers. Do not drink while operating a vehicle.
Snakebite		0	.15	Beer + Cider
Diesel		0	.25	Snakebite + Cranberry juice
Radler		0	.1	Beer + Lemonade
Michelada		0	.1	Beer + Tomato Juice + Capsaicin	Doots on creation. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
BOOrbon		0	.6	Bourbon + Ectoplasm	Makes a spooky sound upon mixing.
Whiskey Sour		0	.2	Bourbon + Lemonade
Manhattan		0	.3	Bourbon + Vermouth + Bitters
Hunchback		0	.1	Bourbon + Cola + Tomato juice	See Chemicals.
Duck Fart		0	.6	Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Milk
Irish Coffee		0	.1	Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Sugar + Milk	Try putting in sugar first so you don't accidentally make Duck Fart.
Old Fashioned		0	.5	Bourbon + Bitters + Sugar + Water
Mint Julep		0	.15	Bourbon + Sugar + Mint	Cools you down a bit if you're not almost at freezing point.
Horse's Neck		0	.5	Bourbon + Bitters + Ginger Ale	Neighs on mixing
Hot Toddy		0	.4	Bourbon + Sweet Tea + Lemon Juice OR Bourbon + Half and Half	Does not need heating.
Jean Harlow		0	.6	Rum + Vermouth
Planter's Punch		0	.4	Rum + Lemonade
Sangria		0	.2	Planter's Punch + Wine + Orange juice	Warms you up a little bit.
Mai Tai		0	.3	Rum + Lime juice + Orange juice
Rum and Cola		0	.7	Rum + Cola
Space-Cuba Libre		0	.1	Rum and Cola + Lime juice
Daiquiri		0	.2	Rum + Lime juice + Sugar	Try adding the rum first, so you don't accidentally make limeade.
Mojito		0	.2	Daiquiri + Mint
Pineapple Caipirinha		0	.25	Vodka (2) + Pineapple Juice (2) + Ice + Sugar
Piña Colada		0	.2	Rum + Coconut milk + Pineapple juice
Blue Hawaiian		0	.18	Rum + Coconut Milk + Curacao + Pineapple juice + Ice OR Piña Colada + Curacao + Ice
Gunfire		0	.1	Tea + Rum	Makes a silly sound on mixing.
Brass Monkey		0	.3	Rum + Vodka + Orange Juice	Makes a monkey scream on mixing.
Fluffy Critter		0	.2	Rum + Lime Juice + Lemonade + Strawberry Juice	Coos on creation.
Hot Buttered Rum		0	.3	Rum + Cider + Butter	Extract the butter in a reagent extractor. Is room temperature, despite its name.
Spiced Rum		0	.6	Rum + Capsaicin	Surprisingly not spicy. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
Gin and Tonic		0	.25	Gin + Tonic water
Pink Gin and Tonic		0	.3	Gin and Tonic + Bitters
Gin and Chronic		0	.25	Gin and Tonic + Tetrahydrocannabinol	Decays into THC as well as ethanol.
Gin and Sonic		0	.2	Gin and Tonic + Methamphetamine	Juice Time. Decays into meth as well as ethanol. Reduces stuns on its own sometimes. Changes your shoes' sprite into the one for red shoes. Makes you say Sonic references.
Tom Collins		0	.18	Gin and Tonic + Lemonade
Gin Fizz		0	.25	Gin + Lemon juice + Water
Gimlet		0	.25	Gin + Lime juice
Martini		0	.3	Gin + Vermouth
Negroni		0	.6	Martini + Bitters
Necroni		0	.5	Negroni + Ectoplasm	Makes a spooky moan upon mixing.
Nicotini		0	.3	Martini + Nicotine	Creates some nicotine as it decays.
French 75		0	.15	Gin + Champagne + Lemonade
Derby		0	.4	Gin + Bitters + Mint	One of many drinks with the same name.
Bee's Knees		0	.3	Gin + Lemon Juice + Honey
Tequini		0	.4	Tequila + Vermouth
Brave Bull		0	.35	Tequila + Robust Coffee	Mild stun reduction.
Prairie Fire		0	.25	Tequila + Capsaicin	Sometimes decays into capsaicin and histamine as well as ethanol.
Margarita		0	.2	Tequila + Lime juice + Orange juice
Tequila Sunrise		0	.22	Tequila + Orange juice + Sugar
Paloma		0	.1	Tequila + Grapefruit juice + Lime juice
Mimosa		0	.05	Champagne + Orange juice
Kalimixto		0	.3	Wine + Cola
Pisco Sour		0	.4	White Wine + Egg + Simple Syrup + Lime Juice + Bitters	Be sure to ask the kitchen for some eggs.
Peach Bellini		0	.14	White Wine + Peach Juice
Rossini		0	.14	White Wine + Strawberry Juice
Blackberry Bramble		0	.14	Gin + Blackberry Juice + Lemon Juice
French Martini		0	.14	Vodka + Raspberry Juice + Pineapple Juice
Jazzberry Hard Lemonade		0	.14	Vodka + Blue Raspberry Juice + Lemonade	Makes a silly (but jazzy) sound when mixed.
Long Beach Iced Tea		0	.4	Tequila + Sex on the Beach + Rum + Gin + Lemon j.
Long Island Iced Tea		0	.4	Tequila + Screwdriver + Rum + Gin + Lemon j. + Cola OR Tequila + Screwdriver + Gin + Lemon j. + Rum and Cola
Three Mile Island Iced Tea		0	.6	Vodka + Gin + Tequila + Cola + Curacao	Makes a distinctive sound upon mixing. Not actually radioactive.
Ling Island Iced Tea		N/A		Long Island Iced Tea + Neurotoxin @ 374 K	You need to heat it first to 374K/100C. Rather than decaying into ethanol gradually over time after being drunk, it gives a whole of bunch of it when it fully deletes from someone's system. The more LIIT there was, the more ethanol.
Squeeze		1		Bread (reagent) + Welding fuel	Stuns and infects the consumer with food poisoning.
Honky Tonic		1		Tonic Water + Space Lube + Neurotoxin + Colorful Reagent	A very Clown-y drink. Sometimes stuns and causes honking, occasionally makes you say something silly.
Freeze		4		Secret!	Stuns, makes you Ice Moon cold. May spontaneously freeze you into an ice statue. Neutralized by chocolate.
Dragon's Breath		5		Secret!	Stuns, sets you on fire. May spontaneously incinerate you into a lovely pile of ash. Neutralized by milk.
Grog		5		Secret!	Makes you into a pirate! Yarr! Keep away from items and faces.
Mutini		1		Secret!	Grants hella loads of mutations, then removes them all when it exits your system.
Sheltergrog		1	.8	Secret!	Makes you a shelter-frog-person! *croak*
Bombini		0	.3	Secret!	Excessive consumption may result in a stinging sensation.

Non-Alcoholic Drinks

For teetotalism advocates and those that might be watching out for their liver after having one too many Bo Jack Daniels. These drinks don't give you any ethanol. Some of these can still hurt you anyways despite that, though some do help you.

Item	Icon	Recipe	Info
Fruit wedges		/ / / +	Oranges, limes, and lemons can be found in fruit wedge kits from BoozeVends, while grapefruits are exclusively grown via botany.
Maraschino cherry		+
Soda Water		Carbon + Oxygen + Water	A cocktail ingredient.
Cola		Soda Water + Sugar	Reduces drowsiness, cools you down.
Simple Syrup		Sugar + Water heated to 180	Another cocktail ingredient.
Lemonade		Lemon juice (3) + Sugar (1)
Pink Lemonade		Lemonade + Grenadine
Limeade		Lime juice + Sugar
Egg nog		Egg + Sugar + Milk	Decays into 1.2u sugar
Chocolate milk		Chocolate + Milk
Strawberry milk		Strawberry juice + Milk
Fruit Punch		Simple Syrup + Apple Juice + Lime Juice + Pineapple Juice + Ginger Ale
Milk Punch		Simple Syrup + Apple Juice + Lime Juice + Pineapple Juice + Ginger Ale + Milk OR Fruit Punch (5) + Milk (1)
Sweet tea		Tea + Sugar
Half and Half		Sweet Tea + Lemon juice OR Sweet Tea + Lemonade OR Tea + Lemonade	Also known as an Arnold Palmer.
Bilk		Beer + Milk	Despite being made from beer, this drink doesn't give any ethanol. Tries to treat suffocation by keeping LOSEBREATH and OXY at a treatable level, like a weaker version of ephedrine.
Tea with honey		Tea + Honey	Makes you feel relaxed.
Tea with mint		Tea + Mint
Triple Citrus		Lemon juice + Lime juice + Orange juice	Heals a little bit of TOX damage.
Expresso		Espresso + Methamphetamine	Hurts your brain real bad.
Triple Triple		Triple Citrus + Triplepiss + Triple meth	Clouds your screen in crazy colors, makes you urinate a lot, causes you to hallucinate and vomit citrus fruits, and much more.
Ecto Cooler		Ectoplasm + Uranium + Orange juice	Decays into VHFCS and has a chance to produce strange green goop as well, which allows you to see ghosts.
Mewtini		Cat Drugs + Mutini + Milk + Catonium	Infects you with toxoplasmosis, which eventually turns you into a cat. And we mean the quadrupedal kind that you see in the Captain's Quarters, not those kind.
Sheltestgrog		Secret!	Infects you with Frog Flu, which eventually turns you into a frog! *ribbit*

Dispenser

The alcohol and soda dispensers offer a convenient way to prepare alcoholic and non-alcoholic refreshments. They have an essentially infinite supply of various drinks and operate like the machines in chemistry. That comes in handy, because many commercial products contain more than one reagent and it would otherwise be difficult to isolate specifically what you want for e. g. cake icing. And of course, they will also be useful if you decide to turn the kitchen/bar into a makeshift laboratory.

Still

Since the introduction of said dispensers, the still has fallen a bit out of favour – but that should not discourage a creative Bartender, as the apparatus is a decent option to move large amount of booze and get people horribly drunk elsewhere. Opening a counter in the market for example usually attracts more customers than the bar itself, thanks to its central location. Just don't forget to bring plenty of spare glasses and bottles with you!

Juice-O-Matic

An old Cyborg tool from a time before you could click-drag things into reagent extractors. You can basically think of this as a portable reagent extractor. It's still a handy companion piece to the still, as a decent means for getting the crew highly drunk on fancy cocktails.

Icon	Input	Output	Info
	Orange	Orange Juice
	Lemon	Lemon Juice
	Lime	Lime Juice
	Pineapple	Pineapple Juice
	Apple	Apple Juice
	Strawberry	Strawberry Juice
	Raspberry	Raspberry Juice
	Blackberry	Blackberry Juice
	Blue Raspberry	Blue Raspberry Juice
	Cherry	Cherry Juice
	Tomato	Tomato Juice
	Coffee berries	Coffee
	Watermelon	Water
	Eggplant	Nicotine
	Rainbow Melon	George Melonium	Feel lucky?
	Chili pepper	Capsaicin	Spicy! Messes up your vision if it gets in your eyes and speech if in your mouth.
	Fiery chili	Ghost Chili Juice	Extremely spicy! Can cause vomiting and spontaneous combustion.
	Slurrypod	Toxic Slurry	A poison found in slurrypods.
	Glowing slurrypod	Glowing Slurry	A highly-potent mutagen made from omega slurrypods.
	Delicious apple	Capulettium	Fakes death somewhat.
	Chilly pepper	Cryostylane	Chilling. Very chilling.
	Garlic	Holy Water	Hurts vampires.
	Blood Orange	Changeling Blood	Does interesting things when exposed to high heat.
	Corn cob	Corn Starch	Could potentially be made into corn syrup and VHFCS.
	Soybean	Space Soybean Oil	Grease, basically.
	Soylent Chartreuse	Space Soybean Oil	Grease, basically.

Espresso Machine

Some people don't want just coffee, served in a regular ol' plastic cup from a regular ol' coffee machine. They want special coffee, the kind that comes with milk and other things, the kind that is served in a different plastic cup and dispensed by a machine with weird foreign names for drinks. This espresso machine is for those sorts of people. Thankfully, its operation is simple: just insert a cup from the rack nearby, choose Make espresso, and choose any of the options below. It's easy to be a Space Starbucks barista!

Just don't expect to be making any Irish Coffee or any of the cocktails with coffee using this stuff. Again, those actually need the regular coffee from coffee machines.

Setting	Description
Espresso	Just 10 units of standard espresso coffee. Very different from regular coffee.
Latte	A little bit of espresso, with lots of milk. Really milk with coffee at that point.
Mocha	Half espresso, half milk and chocolate milk.
Cappuccino	Espresso, with a good amount (6.5 units) of milk.
Americano	Espresso, diluted with a good bit of water.
Decaf	10 units of espresso coffee, decaf, without the caffeine.
Flat White	Espresso with a little less milk than what a cappucino would have.

Coffeemakers

Machines in various department-specific break rooms in Manta that make plain coffee. No options for extra milk or sugar or different brewing methods, but, hey, it's free coffee. To brew up some joe, simply click on the coffeemaker and choose Brew coffee. Then, click on it again and choose Remove carafe to remove the coffee container, allowing you to pour the contents into your drinking vessel of choice. Each brewing fills the carafe to 20 units. When you're done, click on the coffeemaker with the carafe in-hand to insert it back into the coffeemaker. These instructions apply to all coffeemakers, regardless of color, and you don't actually have to be a member of a specific department a coffeemaker is in to use it.

Should you lack a suitable drinking container, there is usually a rack of coffee cups nearby on a wall. Click on it to take a mug from it.

Other Food-Related Items

Icon	Name	Info
	FoodTech	Offers a wide selection of basic ingredients and other catering supplies. Locked to those with Kitchen access.
	Glassware Recycler	Recycles all types of drinking glasses, beakers, and glass shards. The machine can manufacture a variety of different glasses as well as plates and bowls.
	Ice Dispenser	A countertop machine that when hit with a container adds ice to the holder. Much more efficient than freezing beakers of water in the Reagent Heater, though that works too. When hit with an empty hand, deposits one ice chunk that can then be added to a drink container or chewed on. One unit of ice cools two units of reagents in a container.
	Hotdog cart	Used to easily take large amounts of food out of the kitchen and hand it to people.
	Drinking glass	All functionally similar, but drinks served in shot glasses are downed in one big gulp instead of little sips. Breaks into shards when thrown, applying the TOUCH effects of whatever chems were in the glass, and cannot be inserted into chem dispeners. Comes in the following varieties: - Drinking glass - 50 units - Wine glass - 30 units - Cocktail glass - 20 units - Old-fashioned glass - 20 units - Champagne flute - 20 units - Shot glass - 15 units - Round glass - 100 units You drink from a glass by clicking on your character's sprite while holding the glass. You can also click-drag the glass onto you to start chugging it; chugging is basically like drinking from it as usual but really quickly, as you'll take a sip from the glass every half second. Being drunk or clumsy can have comical results, including falling over and accidentally throwing the glass backwards.
	Coconut shell	A coconut shell bowl that can hold 50 units of alcohol. Perfect for mixed drinks! Ask Hydroponics to grow some coconuts for these.
	Red Duo Cup	An iconic drink container found in Party Supplies crates from the Quartermaster. Holds 30 units.
	Mug	Same as a drinking glass, except it can't shatter. Normal ones can hold 50 units, while "odd mugs" from GTMs can hold 120.
	Water bottle	Get the space dust out of your throat. Rather uncommmon find in a few odd on-station and off-station areas. Holds up to 50 units and starts with 50u of water.
	Pitcher	For refilling those drinking glasses. It holds 120 units.
	Cocktail shaker	Surprisingly simple cocktailcrafting. Simply pour in drink of choice and click on it while it's in your hand to mix the shaker's contents together. Can hold up to 120 units of any chemicals. Bartender spawns with one, and there's one in the Booze-O-Mat and Cargo's Cocktail Party Supplies crate Shares many of the same functionalities as pitchers: you can pour stuff into it by clicking on the shaker with a drinking glass or similar container, pour it out by doing the reverse, use click-drag to transfer as much as possible to and from the shaker, and clicking on people with it makes you try to force them to drink from its contents. Doesn't break when thrown, though.
	Plate	Dinner is served, sir. Can accommodate up to 2 edible items, which you can place simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and remove by clicking on the plate while it's in your hand or click-dragging the plate onto yourself. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it. Plates can be stacked by click-dragging one plate onto another, collecting all the nearby plates in a pile; this works while it's on the floor, on a table and in your hand. You can click on a plate stack in your hand with an empty hand to take a plate off. You can also click a plate stack in your hand to put a plate in your off-hand; doing this while your other hand's full will put a plate on the floor. Throwing the stack will also let loose all the plates. You can click on someone while on Harm intent while holding a plate to bash it on person's head, briefly them so that they fall over and drop their items and smashing the plate into two glass shards that can potentially hit others. If the person has some sort of helmet on (e.g. a sec helmet or a hard hat) or is a Cyborg or other human-adjacent, then they instead take 150 stamina damage and become disoriented briefly. Throwing, dropping, or hitting someone with the plate (regardless of intent) launches the food(s) on in random direction, causing the same effects as it would when thrown (i.e. tomatoes splat, high-tier prison loaves break things, etc.). Slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding the plate also causes the same effect; being clumsy will randomly make you drop it for no reason.
	Serving Tray	Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your order be? Trays are two-handed, but can accommodate up to 30 edible items. Food can be placed on the tray simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and removed by clicking it while its in your hand. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it. Clicking on someone with the tray while on Harm intent makes you bonk their head with it, causing a second of weakness and degrading the tray a little. After five bonks, the tray will collapse into useless scrap. You can inspect its condition by Examining the tray; the description goes from "nice and sturdy" to "pretty warped and flimsy" to "about to break" as you use it more. As with the plates, those with sturdier heads (such as Cyborgs) or protective headwear (such as a sec helmet or space helmet) are more resistent to the weakness and may not fall over at all. As with plates, throwing, dropping, and hitting people with the tray on any intent all launch the food on the tray around, causing any on-throw effects if applicable. Being clumsy or slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding it do the same thing.
	Donut Box	A number of these are around station but particularly they cover the tables of Security. They contain six donuts each, either of the pink-frosted with sprinkles or unfrosted kind. They can also be refilled with custom creations. To take them to go, click-drag the box onto your character sprite. The boxes can fit in backpacks.
	Kitchen Island	Essentially, a table that you can move, for transporting and serving drinks and food, as an elegant alternative to just carrying it around in your hands or in your backpack. Click on the island with the food item in your active hand to place it on the island, click on the item to pick it up, simple. You can also click on the island itself with an empty hand to apply/release the brakes, in case you need it to stop/start being movable.
	Bowl	For holding food, such as cereal, gruel, or soup.
	Spoon	Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated for sensible table-setting by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech.
	Fork	Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech.
	Knife	Used for slaughtering animals and cutting certain items. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech and fruit wedge kits from the Booze-O-Mat.
	Plastic spoon	Cheap-ass version of the metal spoon from red snack machines. Works just like the regular spoon, but has a 20% chance to break with each use.
	Plastic fork	Works like the metal fork, but it's made of fragile plastic, so it has a 20% chance to break with each use. Bought for cheap from red snack machines.
	Plastic knife	A...lesser quality knife from red snack machines that has the same functions as the regular knife, but with a 20% chance to *snap* with each use.
	Package of plastic silverware	A complete plastic spoon, plastic fork, and plastic knife set, in randomly chosen colors, found in the FoodTech. Click on it while it's in your hand to try to open it, which either results in successful opening or comical messages depending on your luck. If you're especially unlucky, the silverware might fly everywhere and hit you and people around you upon opening.
	Chopsticks	Fork-substitutes found in the FoodTech. These usually come with a little wrapping you need to remove; click on it once while it's in your hand to remove the wrapping (), click on it once more to separate the chopsticks for usage (). Clicking on them with a piece of paper gives the the wrapper back.
	Pizza Cutter	Used for cutting certain items, particularly pizza into slices. Suitable for surgery.
	Bread knife	Not just for cutting bread, as the name might imply, for it has the same functionalities as the regular knife. However, it does less than half the damage.
	Meatcleaver	Has same functions as the knife, but it does more damage, and throwing it does up to 15 BRUTE and causes some bleeding. However, attacking someone with it has a 5% chance for you to fumble and cut yourself, causing 20 BRUTE, some bleeding, and 4 seconds of Weakened. The Chef spawns with this.
	Rolling pin	Required to prepare pizza bases.
	Soup pot	Essential for making custom soup. Examine to get a relative description of how much stuff there is in the soup.
	Ladle	Used for transferring soup from a soup pot into a bowl.
	Bacon strips	Contains 7x raw bacon. One always spawns in the Kitchen refrigerator, and every Catering: Meat, Eggs and Dairy Crate from Cargo is guaranteed to have two of them. You can also sometimes get them from stockings and randomly-generated gifts.
	Donk-Pockets Box	Contains 6x (cold) . Better warmed up. Found in the Kitchen refrigerator.
	Sushi box	Contains 1x rolling mat, 3x seaweed sheet, and 3x rice. Often found in the Kitchen refrigerator.
	Rolling mat	Essential for making custom sushi rolls. Found in sushi boxes.
	Shakers	Add salt or pepper for the perfect flavour.
	Condiment bottles	Standard condiments in the form of ketchup and mustard.
	Icing tube	Used for, you guessed it, adding icing to a cake. Accepts 50 units of any chemical. Found in every FoodTech
	Popsicle stick	End result of eating a popsicle. Can be played with and has uses in certain dishes.
	Candle	Perfect for mood lighting and atmosphere enhancement. More can be brought from Cargo.
	Party button	When pressed, plays a funky sound clip and turns all the room lights into an equally funky color.
	Produce satchel	This spacious satchel makes the life of every chef or botanist much easier. Almost any type of food-related item (dishes, bottles, seeds etc.) can be stored in them, and they also interact nicely with tables (drag & drop), crates, the food processor, mail chutes and other objects.
	Banana peel	Slippery. Created from peeling a banana, obviously!
	Fish	Can be used to slap people around.
	Seaweed	Found outside in OSHAN. Use wirecutters to get a sheet.
	Goodybag	Contains up to 6 random candies. A Clown favorite. 95% guaranteed not to have razor blades!
	Golden ticket	A special ticket that may appear after eating a Descuento Danito's Burrito. Redeem it at a GTM for a prize!
	Golden ticket machine (GTM)	A machine hidden somewhere in the station's maintenance tunnels (and occasionally beyond) that offers unique snacks, drinks, clothes, and other knickknacks for Golden Tickets.
	Lunchbox	Stylish reskinned box for holding food (and occasionally similarly-sized items) that comes in many colors. FoodTech comes with 12 of these, all empty, and there is both a trait and Spacebux purchase that allows one to spawn with a lunchbox that comes with a randomly chosen set of 3 foods linked together by an interesting note.

Chef's Cookbook

Here's where the real fun starts. While most of the ingredients needed by the chef should either be available in your kitchen or can be grown for you in hydroponics, some recipes may require items from elsewhere on the station. A fair number of recipes also have downsides, so be wary of food poisoning and other nasty occurrences.

Some dishes can accept "any item" or "any food item". "Any item" does mean any item, so you can for example bake something that obviously isn't edible into a pie. Be warned that trying to put a non-food item into a dish that only accepts "a food item" will destroy the non-food item as well as ruining the recipe. Frying anything makes it a food item.

Cooking times listed here are safe (but not absolute) ranges. Plenty of foods can work with just one second of cooking time, but it'll diminish the duration of the associated food buffs. Like To Serve Man, you are encouraged to experiment and tinker.

Unlike To Serve Man, this cookbook is also semi-interactive. If you click on an image of an ingredient, you'll be taken another page/part of this page that'll show to how to make or obtain that ingredient. For example, if you're looking up the recipe for meat cake, you can click on the cake batter image for the recipe for cake or the meat image for some sources of meat. Convenient, no?

Ingredients

This section lists ingredients used by various dishes. A lot of these involve the food processor , a machine in the Kitchen that looks a lot different from the food processor you might have in your real-life kitchen. With it, you can refine raw plants into usable components (e.g. turning wheat into flour) or turn a food item into a different form that suits a different role (e.g. making tomatoes into ketchup). Some of these ingredients can also by ordered from the Quartermasters wholesale, bundled with other ingredients.

Dry Goods, Dough, And Batter

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Info	Effects
Flour			Very ordinary and possibly whole wheat.	None
Rice			Confusingly called Rice, while the harvested item is called Rice Sprig.	None
Oatmeal			Perfect for space horses. If there were any.	None
Semolina Flour			Must be wheat of the durum wheat mutation	None
Curry Powder			The size of the bag brings the spice's intensity into question.	None
Spaghetti			Item name often has a silly synonym for spaghetti, like "pisghetti" or "spag".	None
Iron fillings			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.	None
Chocolate chips			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.	None
Sugar			A prized part of confectioneries	None
Semolina Dough			The beginnings of a dark, pasta based journey.	None
Pasta Sheet	+		Now you can make it into sponghatti!	None
Dough			Just mixing water and dough. No need to knead. Cyborgs aspiring to be chefs can just click-drag the flour onto the sink	None
Sweet dough	+		The beginnings of confectioneries.	None
4x Cookie doughs	+		Probably shouldn't be eaten raw!	None
Dough strip	+		You can click on another strip with your strip to attach them back together.	None
Dough circle	+		Click on the dough strip in your hand.	None
Holey dough	+		Not Holy.	None
Ice cream cone	+		1 second, low	None
Pancake batter	+ 2x +		Pancakes without a pan.	None
4x Wonton wrappers	+		Outer dumpling without an inner dumpling	Energized
Unfinished pizza base	+		Click on it again to knead it back into dough.	None
Half-finished pizza base	+ /		Half-way to pizza.	None
Pizza base	+		All that remains is to bake it, or add some toppings.	None
3x Tortillas	+		Taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco.	None.

Meats And Meat Products

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Info	Effects
Monkey meat			Click on the monkey with Grab intent, then very quickly, click on the meat-spike to put it on the spike, instantly killing them. Click on the meat-spike to harvest meat from them; you can this five times before you need to repeat this process.Monkeys controlled by players need to be dead first. NPC ones don't have this restriction, so they can always be meatspiked even if they're still alive. Putting them into the gibber is also fine.	None
Human meat			You are what you eat...The person needs to be dead before being put into the gibber. To put someone into the gibber, click on them with Grab intent, then click on the gibber. Click on the gibber again to grind the person into meat, which is automatically spat out upon completion. Each step in this process has a delay. Monkeys can also be put into the gibber, with the same restriction.	None
Synthmeat			Rather than killing and butchering a living being to get this, you instead need to harvest a different kind of living being, a synthmeat plant. Or, in other words, ask a local Botanist.	None
/ / Fish fillet	+		Different kinds of fish exist.	None
Small fish fillet	+		Several varieties of fish exist outside Oshan Lab.	None
Mystery meat	+		Dubious nutritional value! Knives and similar cutting implements can be used on dead critters to butcher their bodies. This will in most cases instantly produce several pieces of meat bearing the creature's name, which you can use for cooking. If you are a Chef, you can also get these by clicking on piles of gibs. You can do this as Sous Chef too, but it has a 30% chance of failing.	None
Meatal	N/A		If you are a Chef, you can click on a robot debris pile to get...this. You can also do this as Sous Chef, but you have a 30% chance to get nothing instead. If you get it this way, it has a 25% chance to contain 2 units of nanomachines. Usable in any recipes that also use mystery meat. Uniquely, instead of spilling blood when thrown, it makes (motor) oil.	None
Chicken nugget	+		Kill a chicken, then click on it with a knife or similar instrument. In addition, the Kitchen refrigerator has a 25% chance to spawn with 2-10 chicken nuggets. Can be used in place of mystery meat in most specific recipes.	None
Spicy nugget	+		Kill a spicy chicken (not just any chicken), then click on its corpse with a knife or similar. Can also be used in place of mystery meat in most of the recipes that use it.	None
Flock nugget	+		Kill a Flockdrone, then click on the...remains with a knife or similar, and you might get up to six of these...or none at all. You can also buy this from sa.le, an NPC merchant that appears in the Debris Field in space maps and north of the station on Oshan Lab. As you can expect from its surprisingly recognizable appearance (and despite technically being metallic crystal), this does indeed function like a regular chicken nugget, namely in that it can be used as a substitute for mystery meat in most recipes that call for it.	None
Brain	+		You extract a brain out of a monkey or person through surgery. Note that regular knives can substitute for scalpels and a pizza cutter for circular saws, and that tables count for a suitable place for surgery if the person on it is dead or unconscious. Ideally, get brains from NPC monkeys or brains from dead people who can't be revived, since attacking and/or killing other players for brains is usually against the Rules unless you're an antagonist. You probably also want to ask for help from a Medical Doctor or Roboticist to get this. It's also possible to get brains from killing a fish (as in the kind inhabiting the sea around Oshan Lab) and then using a knife or similar on their corpse (which also gives you small fish fillet), which is even more ideal than monkeys since fish are much easier to kill.	None.
Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core	N/A		Despite what you might conclude from its appearance, this can be used in place of humand(oid) brains in most recipes that use brains. These are made a robotics manufacturer, which appears in Robotics and the Cargo Bay. Ask a Roboticist or Quartermaster for help with this one.	None
Synthbrain			Basically a brains substitute, since most recipes that require (animal) brains will accept this. Synthbrains come from the synthbrain mutation of the synthmeat plant, i.e. you probably want to ask a Botanist for help getting these.	None
Odd crystal	+		Believe or not, this works in most recipes that call for brains. In the off-chance you find a flockdrone, you can kill it and click on its corpse with the knife or similar to get both this and sometimes, some flock nuggets, after a delay. These are also sold at a somewhat steep price by sa.le, an NPC flockmind-themed merchant that appears in the Debris Field on maps set in outer space and north of the station on Oshan Lab.	None
Butt	+		Not as unsanitary as you'd think! You might want to ask a Medical Doctor or Roboticist for help with this ingredient. Getting a butt off a monkey or person requires a particular surgical procedure. In a pinch, a simple kitchen knife can substitute for a scalpel, a pizza cutter for a circular saw, and a regular table for an operating table--if the soon-to-be-de-butted is unconscious or dead. Try asking people for permission first before getting a butt off someone.	None
Synthbutt			Synthbutts are harvested from synthbutt plants. In other words, try asking a Botanist to grow some of these. In a way, this is a plant-based butt substitute. Most recipes that use butts from creatures will also accept synthbutts.	None
Cyberbutt	N/A		Rather than being grown or chopped off some creature, these are fabricated at a robotics manufacturer that's been hacked to make "hidden" items. These machines appear in Robotics and Cargo Bay, so ask a Roboticist or Quartermaster for help in getting one of these.	None
Heart	+		Hearts are extracted from humans and monkeys through a particular set of surgical procedures. Ask a Medical Doctor or Roboticist for help. Removing someone's heart is obviously deadly, so don't go around killing people to take their hearts unless you're an antagonist. Instead, try getting hearts from dead people or NPC monkeys, like those from the ValuChimp in the Kitchen.	None
Cyberheart	N/A		Even if it's metal, it's still technically edible. These are created at a robotics manufacturer, which appears in Robotics and Cargo, so ask a Roboticist or Quartermaster to make one for you.	None
Synthheart			Synthhearts are produced by the synthheart plant, a mutation of the regular synthmeat plant. Since Chef doesn't start with Hydroponics access by default, you should ask a Botanist to grow them for you.	None
Meatball			Works with any kind of meat.	None
Brain meatball			Only works with human/monkey/fish brains.	None
Butt meatball			Only works with human/monkey butts.	None
Meat paste	/ / / /		Works with any kind of meat or fish.	None
Pepperoni Log			Can be extracted for 40u of Pepperoni.	None
4x Pepperoni Slice	+		Extracts into 10u of pepperoni. Great pizza topping!	None
Raw bacon	N/A		If a recipe calls for bacon, it's usually in this form. Sadly, you can't make bacon yourself. Instead, you need to get it from a bacon strips box. Contains 10 units of porktonium.	None

Dairy

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Info	Effects
Milk			Also goes by the name "Creaca's Space Milk". Some can also be found in the Kitchen refrigerator. Every milk bottle has a 10% chance to spawn as Mootimer's Calcium Drink instead or Creaca's.	N/A
Cream			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.	N/A
Custard	+		Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.	N/A
Butter			Perfect for being deepfried or spread over something.	None
Butt-er	+		Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.	None
Cheese	+ +		See ectoplasm. Required minimum is 10 units.	None
Cheese	+ +	+	Collect the vomit into a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), pour some milk into the beaker, then either pour it onto the floor or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder	None
Cheese	+		Pour some milk into the beaker (put some glasses or similar into the recycler to make one), put it into the chem dispenser, and make some acetic acid with the chem dispenser so it converts the milk to cheese chemical. You need at least 5 units of cheese chem. Then either pour it onto the floor or add smoke powder, which can make a lot of cheese at once.	None
Rancid Space Milk	N/A	N/A	No matter how long you leave regular milk out, it won't become rancid. Instead, you need to find it in some sort of semi-abandoned or dilapidated place, like the Space/Sea Diner or the Mining Outpost. Contains 25 units of milk...and 25 units of generic toxin.	N/A
Yoghurt	(rancid)		Must use a bottle of rancid milk specifically. Requires spoon.	None
Mootimer's Calcium Drink	N/A		Can generate in place of regular milk. Formerly known as Quilty Farms Milk. Can substitute for the smaller bottles of milk in most recipes, even when devoid of any milk.	N/A

Produce

Icon	Name	Available from	Effects
	Wheat	Hydroponics	N/A
	Steel Wheat	Hydroponics	N/A
	Oats	Hydroponics	N/A
	Durum Wheat	Hydroponics	N/A
	Rice Sprig	Hydroponics	N/A
	Pumpkin	Hydroponics	N/A
	Watermelon	Hydroponics	N/A
	Potato	Hydroponics	Cold and Cleanse
	Mushroom	Hydroponics	Cleanse
	Tomato	Hydroponics	Cold and Cleanse
	Chili pepper	Hydroponics	Energized
	Lettuce leaf	Hydroponics	Cold and Cleanse
	Cucumber	Hydroponics	Cold and Refreshed
	Carrot	Hydroponics	Night Vision and Refreshed
	Corn cob	Hydroponics	Cold and Cleanse
	Garlic	Hydroponics	Bad Breath
	Onion	Hydroponics	Bad Breath
	Coconut	Hydroponics.	N/A
	Pineapple	Hydroponics	N/A
	Blueberry	Hydroponics	N/A
	Mint leaf	Hydroponics	N/A
	Bean pod	Hydroponics	Fart Thrust
	Soybean pod	Hydroponics	Fart Thrust
	Peanuts	Hydroponics	Healing Over Time (Brute) and Energized

Other Ingredients

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Info	Effects
Egg	[TBA]		You can get eggs from egg cartons, like the ones in the Kitchen refrigerator or Meat, Eggs and Dairy crates. Simply click on the carton sprite to take one out. Chickens also lay eggs, so ask your local Rancher for some. While there are a lot of eggs with different effects when eaten, they're mostly interchangable in recipes. It's also possible to "grow" eggs.	None
Ectoplasm	+	+	Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, pour it (min: 10 units) into a fire extinguisher and then use the HUD icon to spray all around you.	Damage Over Time (Toxin) and Max Health Increased
Ectoplasm	+	+	Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, put it inside a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), then either pour the beaker onto a tile or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder.	Damage Over Time (Toxin) and Max Health Increased
Seaweed sheet			Seaweed is found on Oshan Lab's seafloor.	None
Sticky Rice			Surprisingly does not stick to your hands	None
Rice Ball			Makes 3 rice balls.	Warm
Peanut butter			Goes great with honey. Besides putting peanuts into a food processor, you can also get peanut butter by vending one from the FoodTech, which starts with five of these, and ordering a Catering: Condiment Crate, which has three of them.	Gross Burps
Ketchup			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 20 units of, naturally, ketchup.	N/A
Hot sauce			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of capsaicin.	N/A
Cold sauce			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of cryostylane.	N/A
Incredibly hot sauce			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 50 units of capsaicin and 50 units of ghost chili juice.	N/A
Mayonnaise			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.	N/A
6x Melon slices	+		You can get creative with what is considered a proper cutting knife.	Cold and Refreshed
Chips	+		Once to peel, twice to chop into chips.	None
4x Onion rings	+		*cry	Bad Breath
Pineapple slice	+		Perfectly shaped for piz- wait a minute...	Cold and Refreshed
3x Coconut meat	+		Coconut innards. In addition to cutting tools, you can also chairflip into a coconut to break it open.	Cold and Refreshed
Maple syrup	N/A		It is not possible to make maple syrup, but three of them appear in the Kitchen fridge and five in the FoodTech. If you need more, there are five of these in each Catering: Condiment Crate from Cargo.	None
Honey			Of course you can't make honey! Instead, it's something space bees produce. Might want to ask for help from a Botanist for this one. Honey also appears in Catering: Condiment Crates, which can be bought by a QM.	None
Royal jelly	N/A		You get these by buying them from Bombini, a merchant that appears in the Space Diner on maps set in outer space and in the Sea Diner (sort of) on Manta.	None

Recipes

Breads

In the futuristic world of 2053, you don't need yeast or baking soda to make bread! Just put the dough (and whatever other ingredients) into an oven, and you'll have bread within seconds.

In addition to being good on its own, bread is also used in countless recipes. Moreover, it's good for your health! Many kinds of bread give you food status effects that temporarily raise your maximum HP or provide a little bit of healing over time.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & temperature	Info	Effects
Loaf of bread			1 second, low		Max Health Increased+
Slice of bread	/+		N/A	Makes six slices.	Max Health Increased+
Loaf of honey-wheat bread	+		1 second, low		Max Health Increased+
Slice of honey-wheat bread	+		N/A	A gift from bees. Now in six slices!	Max Health Increased+ and Energized
Loaf of banana bread	+ +		1 second, low	Banana can be peeled or unpeeled.	Max Health Increased+ and Energized
Slice of banana bread	+		N/A	Makes six slices.	Max Health Increased+
Loaf of Elvis bread	+ +		6 seconds, low	Peel the banana first!	Max Health Increased+
Slice of Elvis bread	+		N/A	"Bread" -Elvis, at least at one point in his life. This has nothing to do with the fact it makes six slices.	Sweaty and Energized
Loaf of dread	+		6 seconds, low	Spooky!	Max Health Increased+
Slice of dread	+		N/A	It float! Probably because of the 10 units of ectoplasm in it. Makes six spooky slices.	Healing Over time (All)
Loaf of pumpkin bread	+		6 seconds, low		Max Health Increased+
Slice of pumpkin bread	+		N/A	Makes six slices.	Max Health Increased+ and Healing Over time (All)
Loaf of northern-style cornbread	+ +		6 seconds, low		Max Health Increased+
Slice of N-style cornbread	+		N/A	The best type of corn bread in six slices.	Healing Over time (All) and Energized
Loaf of southern-style cornbread	+		6 seconds, low		Max Health Increased+
Slice of S-style cornbread	+		N/A	The other best type of corn bread to eat in six slices.	Healing Over time (All)
Loaf of honey cornbread	+ +		6 seconds, low		Max Health Increased+
Slice of honey cornbread	+		N/A	The other other type of best corn bread to eat in six slices.	Healing Over time (All) and Energized
Loaf of brain bread	+ / / /		6 seconds, low.	Works with any combination of bread and brain.	Max Health Increased+
Slice of brain bread	+		N/A	Intelligently sliced into √36 slices.	Max Health Increased++
Baguette	2x +		6 seconds, low.	You can't eat an entire baguette! It can be cut into six slices of plain bread, or used to bonk people on the head, which is about as lethal as hitting them with a cardboard tube. Every Mime spawns with one in their bag.	None

Toast

In space, toast is made using an oven rather than a dedicated toaster. Certain breads made different kinds of toast, and there are a couple of different toppings, made with uncooked bread slices rather than the toast versions.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & temperature	Info	Effects
Slice of toast	/ / / /		6 seconds, low	Normal, honey-wheat, pumpkin, and the cornbreads have the same effects when toasted.	Warm and Max Health Increased+
Slice of banana toast			6 seconds, low	Crunchy and tastes like bananas	Warm and Energized
Slice of elvis toast			6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis.	Warm and Energized
Slice of brain toast			6 seconds, low	Heated by pure brainpower.	Warm and Max Health Increased++
Slice of terror toast			6 seconds, low	Cooked the spookiness out of it. Just kidding, it's twice as spooky now.	Warm and Healing Over Time (All)
Cheese on toast	+		6 seconds, low	Warm cheese on warm bread.	Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Cheese on elvis toast	+		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis	Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Bacon on toast	+		6 seconds, low	Crunchy bacon on warm bread.	Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Bacon on elvis toast	+		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis	Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Eggs on toast	+ 2x		6 seconds, low	A classic breakfast almost sandwich.	Max Health Increased+ and Gross Burps
Eggs on elvis toast	+ 2x		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis	Max Health Increased+ and Gross Burps

Deli Sandwiches

While sandwiches come in many shapes and sizes, this category specifically describes sandwiches made from sliced bread. All of these require putting the bread and filling into the oven, even if in real life you just combine them together to get your 'wich. Because of the reliance on the oven, this leads to somewhat odd occurrences like making peanut butter sandwiches without actually spreading the PB onto the bread yourself.

These sandwiches are very versatile. You can put just about any food item between two (or more!) slices of bread to get yourself a sandwich, and some particular combinations of filling and bread types make special, unique sandwiches. Custom sandwiches are an iconic food item of Goonstation culture, and a popular pastime amongst Chefs and other culinary types is making the craziest, most bizarre sandwiches possible. Since custom sandwiches include the names of the ingredients used (up to a limit), this results in some pretty wacky sandwich names too. One particular custom sandwich even once nearly ground the game to a halt.

These sandwiches also provide good food effects. Many of them offer both Refreshed and Energized, making them especially good for your Stamina, while ones made from dread slices give buffs for both Stamina and Health. The various custom sandwiches also allow you to mix and match buffs from other foods for an extra delicious meal.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & temperature	Info	Effects
Cheese sandwich	+ +		6 seconds, low	Cheesy.	Refreshed
Cheese elviswich	+ +		6 seconds, low	Contains 20 units of essence of Elvis.	Refreshed
Killed cheese sandwich	+ +		6 seconds, low	Contains 15 units of ectoplasm.	Energized and Max Health Increased+
Peanut butter sandwich	+ +		6 seconds, low	A little plain.	Energized and Refreshed
Peanut butter elviswich	+ +		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis.	Energized and Refreshed
Peanut butter and jelly meet breadula	+ +		6 seconds, low	Contains 15 units of ectoplasm.	Energized and Max Health Increased+
Peanut butter and honey sandwich	+ + +		6 seconds, low	A reminder to hug bees.	Energized+
Killer beenut butter sandwich	+ + +		6 seconds, low	Contains 10 units of ectoplasm.	Energized and Max Health Increased+
Peanut butter and honey elviswich	+ + +		6 seconds, low	Contains 15 units of essence of Elvis.	Energized+ and Refreshed
Monkey sandwich	+ +		6 seconds, low	Monkey remains between two slices of bread.	Energized and Refreshed
Monkey elviswich	+ +		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis.	Energized and Refreshed
Scare wich project	+ +		6 seconds, low	Get it? Contains 15 units of ectoplasm and 10 units of...blood, ack.	Max Health Increased++
Manwich	+ +		6 seconds, low	Cannibalism never tasted so good.	Energized+ and Refreshed
Elvismanwich	+ +		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis.	Energized+ and Refreshed
Murderwich	+ +		6 seconds, low	Contains 15 units of ectoplasm and 10 units of...blood?	Energized+ and Max Health Increased++
Synthmeat sandwich	+ +		6 seconds, low	A faux meatwich.	Refreshed
Synthmeat elviswich	+ +		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis.	Refreshed
Synthmeat steinwich	+ +		6 seconds, low	Contains 15 units of ectoplasm.	Max Health Increased++
Egg-salad sandwich	+ +		6 seconds, low	Is it a salad or a sandwich?	Night Vision and Max Health Increased++
Toast sandwich	+ +		6 seconds, high	Different types of bread and toast can be used. Contains 25 units of Worcestershire sauce. Effects vary depending on what was added.	Varies
/ / X sandwich	+ X +		6 seconds, high	Try various fillings (up to six food items) to create the ultimate sandwich! You can even mix two different types of bread for the slices. Effects vary depending on what was added	Varies
/ / X club	+ X + +		6 seconds, high	Effects vary depending on what was added	Varies
/ / X double-decker sandwich	+ X + + X +		6 seconds, high	Effects vary depending on what was added	Varies
/ / X dagwood	+ X + + + +		6 seconds, high	Effects vary depending on what was added.	Varies

Burgers

In the far flung future of 2053, you do not need burger buns to make burgers. Rather, you simply put some dough and the other required ingredients into the oven, and presumably the machine does the bun-making process for you.

Burgers are surprisingly good for your health, at least in terms of food effects. Many of them give a temporary buff to your HP, and some warm you up for a short while.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & temperature	Info	Effects
Burger	+		6 seconds, high	A classic.	Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Monkeyburger	+		6 seconds, high	Ape shall eat ape. Made specifically with monkeymeat.	Energized and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Synthburger	+		6 seconds, high	Brobocops and others with Food Synthesizers can make these.	Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Cheeseburger	+ +		7 Seconds, high	A classic, with cheese.	Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Monkey cheeseburger	+ +		7 Seconds, high	Must use monkey meat specifically. Has wacky effects.	Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Coronator	+ + +		9 Seconds, high	A day's worth of calories, in one burger.	Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
File:THE MONSTER.png THE MONSTER	+ + +		9 Seconds, low	Crazy-huge burger that will probably make you sick. And by sick, we mean dead. Slowly.	Max Health Increased++, Sweaty+, Bad Breath, and Warm
Brainburger	+ / / /		6 seconds, high	Infects whoever eats it with kuru.	Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
Buttburger	+ /		7 seconds, high	10% of spawning with a different, punny, butt-related name, such as "buttconator", "ass whooper", or "cleveland steamed ham". Contains fartonium.	Sweaty+
Roburger	+		7 seconds, high	Also works with a light cyborg head. Contains 20 units of nanomachines, which can infect someone with robotic transformation.	Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Cheeseborger	+ +		6 seconds, high	Get it? Also works with a light cyborg head. Contains 20 units of nanomachines, which can infect someone with robotic transformation.	Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Dubious burger	+		6 seconds, high	It's full of.. something meatlike.	Max Health Increased++ and Bad Breath
Fishburger	+ / / /		7 seconds, high	Type of fish used doesn't matter.	Energized and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Sloppy Joe	+		6 seconds, high	Has a chance to drip some meat on the floor.	Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty
Baconatrix	+		6 seconds, high	Chock full of bacon.	Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty
Heartburger	+ / /		6 seconds, high	Works with human, monkey or synthetic hearts. Cyberhearts are also compatible. Contains pure love.	Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
Coconut burger	+		7 seconds, high		Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+
Luau burger	+ +		7 seconds, high		Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+
Tiki burger	+ + +		9 seconds, high		Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+
Chicken sandwich	+		7 seconds, high	That'll show those chickens.	Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Spicy chicken sandwich	+ + OR +		7 seconds, high	Hot! Contains 15 units of capsaicin.	Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Butter Burger	+		6 seconds, high	Not healthy at all.	Healing Over Time (All) and Sweaty

Hot Dogs And Corn Dogs

This not only includes both hotdogs in buns and hotdogs alone, but also herbal sausages, which in space are made with hotdogs rather created than from the ground up and are used much like hotdogs in cooking. Your basic hotdog in a basic bun is surprisingly good for you, as it gives a small heal over time, and certain breads can make unique hotdogs that give additional food buffs on top of that healing.

In space, corndogs are made just by taking a hotdog in a bun and jamming either a popsicle stick or a goddamn metal rod into it, the latter of which magically becomes a wooden stick in the process. The aforementioned unique hotdogs can make unique corndogs too, though they're more like sidegrades since they usually don't share a food effect with the basic corndog.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & temperature	Info	Effects
Hotdog	+		6 seconds, low	Hot diggity dog!	None
Herbal sausage	+		N/A	You may use any other herb, including cannabis or catnip. Making herbal sausage puts any chemicals that were in the herb into the sausage.	None
Hotdog in a bun	+ / / / /		N/A	Don't forget your condiment bottles!	Healing Over Time (All)
Bananadog	+		N/A		Sweaty and Healing Over Time (All)
Hounddog	+		N/A	Ain't nothing but.	Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All)
Braindog	+		N/A		Max Health Increased++ and Healing Over Time (All)
Frankenstein's beef frank	+		N/A	Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog.	Healing Over Time (All) and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Herbal sausage in a bun	+ / / / /		N/A	Don't forget your condiment bottles!	Healing Over Time (All)
Herbal bananadog	+		N/A		Sweaty and Healing Over Time (All)
Herbal hounddog	+		N/A		Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All)
Herbal braindog	+		N/A		Max Health Increased++ and Healing Over Time (All)
Herbal frankenstein's beef frank	+		N/A	Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog.	Healing Over Time (All) and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Corndog	+ /		N/A	Don't forget your condiment bottles!	Sweaty
Hounddog-on-a-stick	/ + /		N/A	Contains 15 units of essence of Elvis.	Energized+
Banana-corndog	+ /		N/A		Sweaty+
Brain-corndog	+ /		N/A		Max Health Increased++
Corndog of the damned	+ /		N/A		Healing Over Time (All)
Herbdog	+ /		N/A	Aside from the name, otherwise not all that different from regular corndogs.	Sweaty
Banana-herbdog	+ /		N/A		Sweaty+
Brain-herbdog	+ /		N/A		Max Health Increased++
Herbdog of the damned	+ /		N/A		Healing Over Time (All)
/ 2x Half hotdog	/ +		N/A	You get a left and a right half; both are functionally same.	None
4x Chunk of hotdog	/ +		N/A	Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "chunks".	None
/ Hotdog Octopus	/ +		N/A	Aww. How cute. Contains a bit of love. Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "octopus". Use the knife on the resulting octopus to carve a little face, making it extra cute and giving it some love, literally.	None

Pasta

In space, pasta is made using an oven (which is probably illegal somewhere); no need to boil it! It's worth noting that spaghetti noodles and pasta sheets specifically require semolina flour, which made from durum wheat, so restocking them might be more difficult than other starchy dishes. To compensate, pasta generally has some excellent food buffs, including ones that mend a small amount of damage over time, making it extra healing on top of the small amount of health gained from the very act of eating the food. Some varieties even give you healing chems.

Spaghetti noodles typically with come a randomly-chosen silly name, such as "spaceghetti" or "spetty", because of course it does, and dishes made from the noodles inherit the pasta's peculiar appellation.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & temperature	Info	Effects
Plain spaghetti			8 seconds, high	Specific name varies. Requires fork.	Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Boneless spaghetti			8 seconds, high	A spaghetti variant that requires the skeleton mutation when making plain spaghetti. Specific name varies. Has 50 units of milk. Requires fork.	Energized and Sturdy
Spaghetti in sauce	+		8 seconds, high	Specific name varies. Requires fork.	Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Spaghetti in sauce	+		N/A	Specific name varies. Requires fork.	Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Spaghetti arrabiata	+		8 seconds, high	Spicy! Specific name varies. Contains synaptizine and omnizine. Requires fork.	Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Spaghetti arrabiata	+		N/A	Spicy! Specific name varies. Contains synaptizine and omnizine. Requires fork.	Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Fettuccine Alfredo	+		8 seconds, high	Requires fork.	Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Spaghetti with meatballs	+		8 seconds, high	Specific name varies. Contains synaptizine. Requires fork.	Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Chicken Parmigiana	+ +		8 seconds, high	Contains synaptizine. Requires fork.	Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Chicken Alfredo	+ +		8 seconds, high	Contains synaptizine. Requires fork.	Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Lasagna	+ +		8 seconds, high	Contains omnizine. Requires fork.	Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)

Pies

There are not only sweet pies like apple pie or chocolate mud pie, but savory ones too, such as stargazy pie. Cream pies are in here too, and as the Clown can confirm, they're great for pranks, such as mousetrap pie launchers, which can use all sorts of pies too, not just the cream variety. Regardless of the type of pie, pies in Goonstation do not need pie tins; just put in your filling and sweet dough, set the time, and have it go. It literally is easy as pie. Notice, though, that they specifically need sweet dough, not regular dough.

Pies are pretty good for your Stamina since most of them provide the Refreshed food status effect (a Stamina regeneration buff) when you take a bite out of them; you can imagine this as all the sugar in the pie (or at least the sweet dough) giving you some extra pep. It's also possible to make custom pies and custom cream pies that give a variety of effects depending on what's in them.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & temperature	Info	Effects
Cream pie	+		2 seconds, high	Really great for throwing at faces. Requires spoon.	Cold and Refreshed
X cream pie	+ + X		2 seconds, high	Accepts any food item. Requires spoon. Effects vary depending on what was added.	Varies
Custard pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.	Cold and Refreshed
Apple pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.	Cold and Refreshed
Pumpkin pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.	Cold and Refreshed
Lemon meringue pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.	Cold and Refreshed
Key lime pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.	Cold and Refreshed
Strawberry pie	+ 2x		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.	Cold and Refreshed
Chocolate mud pie	+ +		5 seconds, high OR 10 seconds, low	Not a euphemism, an actual mud pie this time. Accepts other types of candy too. Contains 10 units of pure hugs and 20 units of sugar. Requires spoon.	Refreshed, Sturdy, and Sweaty
Slurry pie	+		2 seconds, high	The cooking of the slurrypod revealed their restorative properties. Contains 15 units of mutadone. Requires spoon.	Cold and Bad Breath
Bacon pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.	Cold, Max Health Increased++, and Sweaty
Moon pie	+ /		2 seconds, high	Get it? 10% chance of spawning with a silly alternate name such as "fart pie" or "mud pie". Requires spoon.	Refreshed and Sweaty+
Stargazy pie	+ + / / /		5 seconds, high OR 10 seconds, low	Better than it looks, really. Requires spoon.	Rad Wick, Refreshed, and Sweaty
Space-chicken pot pie	+ +		6 seconds, high OR 12 seconds, low	The classic savoury pie. Other forms of nuggets are accepted. Contains 20 units of chicken soup. Requires spoon.	Max Health Increased++, Refreshed, and Sweaty
Chicken "pot" pie	+ +		6 seconds, high OR 12 seconds, low	Get it? Other forms of nuggets and cannabis are accepted. Contains 20 units of THC and 20 u of CBD. Requires spoon.	Refreshed and Sweaty
X pie	+ + X		2 seconds, high	You may add one or two items (food or otherwise). Requires spoon. Effects vary depending on what was added.	Varies

Cookies And Moon Pies

Cookies, of course, require cookie dough, and there are a decent variety of fillings, including some more out-there ones. Thankfully, turning sweet dough (i.e. not regular dough) into cookie dough gives you a decent amount of them to work with. Sadly, though, in space, there are no cookie tins or cookie pans, so each oven can only make one cookie at a time.

Combine two cookies together with cream, sugar, and oatmeal in an oven, and you get what's called are collectively called "moon pies". These have no relation to the other type of pies aside from requiring an oven.

Most cookies provide the Refreshed buff; you can imagine this as representing the general tendency for sweets in real life to provide a quick boost of energy. The two exceptions are iron cookies, which boost your max health because the iron filling is making you more hardy (quite possibly literally), and bacon cookies, which make you sweat like a pig because the bacon came from one (presumably). The moon pies provide upgraded versions of the food buffs provided by the cookies they're made from.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & temperature	Info	Effects
Sugar cookie			2 seconds, high		Refreshed
Stroopwafel	2x +		2 seconds, high		Refreshed
Butter cookie	+		2 seconds, high		Refreshed
Oatmeal cookie	+		2 seconds, high		Refreshed
Chocolate-chip cookie	+		2 seconds, high		Refreshed
Peanut Butter Cookie	+		2 seconds, high	Contains 20 units of sugar.	Refreshed and Gross Burps
Iron cookie	+		2 seconds, high		Max Health Increased+
Bacon cookie	+		2 seconds, high		Sweaty
Spookie	+		2 seconds, high	Contains 10 units of ectoplasm.	Refreshed
Jaffa cake	+ +		2 seconds, high	While in real life this is indeed legally considered a cake by parts of the British legal system, in Goonstation, this is considered a cookie.	Refreshed
Sugar moon pie	2x + + +		2 seconds, high		Refreshed
Oatmeal moon pie	2x + + +		2 seconds, high		Refreshed+
Chocolate moon pie	2x + + +		2 seconds, high		Refreshed+
Iron moon pie	2x + + +		2 seconds, high		Max Health Increased++
Bacon moon pie	2x + + +		2 seconds, high		Sweaty+
Full moon pie	2x + + +		2 seconds, high	Contains 10 units of ectoplasm.	Refreshed+
Jaffa moon cobbler	2x +		2 seconds, high		Refreshed+
Whoopie pie	2x + +		2 seconds, high	Requires chocolate-chip cookies specifically.	Refreshed+
Cookie with frosting	+		N/A	Works with any type of cookie or moon pie except spookie, full moon pie, and butter cookies. Makes random color frosting. Effects are based on the cookie that was frosted.	Varies

My Dream Bakery

Some dessert items allow for a multitude of customizations. Currently, cakes and donuts can be hand-crafted with love, allowing you to choose unique frostings, toppings, and fillings. Grab your kitchen island and your bread knife, it's time to bake off!

Donuts

Donuts can be frosted to customize them. They have a shared reagent pool of 50 units, and each donut starts filled with 20 units of sugar already in it. This means you can fill the additional 30 units with reagents of your choosing. To fill a donut, use a syringe to inject reagents into it.

You can also frost the donut, which adds reagents to the reagent pool too. Frosting a donut once with an icing tube will also make a frosting layer that's the same color as the reagents in the tube, and will transfer 15 units of the frosting reagents to the donut. Frosting options include:

• Full icing
• Half-and-half icing
• Dipped icing
• Sprinkles
• Center filling
• Heart icing
• Star icing
• Zigzag icing

Frosting again will allow you to create another design on the donut that transfers another 15 units of reagent to the donut. You can also hit a donut with coconut meat to add coconut flakes on top of the donut, which doesn't count towards the reagent pool or use up a frosting slot.

This is a perfect way to refill Security's supply of donuts if they're running low, with the added benefit of being able to make them custom donuts with helpful chemicals contained in every bite. They make a great portable snack to give to friends too!

Cakes

Cakes can be either hard-coded specific ones with unique sprites or customs ones made by taking a cake batter, putting it in the KitchenHelper with an item, and running the KitchenHelper. Alternatively, you can take a basic cake base and shove it in the oven with an item to bake the item into the cake, though it won't transfer any special coloring or filling.

Cakes

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & Temperature	Info	Effects
Cake batter	+ 2x		None	The first step of baking any cake!	None
X Cake Batter	+ X		None	Blending a cake batter with another food item will bake into a cake of that type and color. This has to be done as a separate step after using the KitchenHelper the first time to make a cake batter.	None
Basic Cake			6 seconds, high		Varies
X Cake	+ X		6 seconds, high	Creates a cake of whatever type of object you put in, but doesn't retain any of the special colors.	Varies
Creamy sponge cake	+		7 seconds, high		Cold and Energized
Chocolate sponge cake	+		7 seconds, high		Cold and Energized
Meat cake	+		7 seconds, high		Cold and Energized
Bacon cake	+ 3x		7 seconds, high	An actual food crime.	Cold and Energized
True Bacon (TM)	7x		7 seconds, high	An abomination...	Gross Burps and Fire Burps

Icing

Icing tubes can be filled with any chemical mix of your choosing! Icing a cake will use 25 units of reagent to create a frosting style of your choosing in the color of the reagents used.

Toppings

Any food item can be used as a topping, but most food items will be applied as a generic topping. You can have up to three different toppings on a cake, one per layer. Adding a topping to a cake will transfer any of the food buffs that topping contains to the cake's reagent pool of up to 300 units. A few items are special toppings with unique sprites that can be added to a cake without limit.

Unique Toppings:

• Cherries
• Strawberries
• Fruit wedges
• Candles
• Sprinkles

Stacking & Slicing

• Cakes can be stacked up to three tall.
• Stacked cakes share a reagent pool (up to 300 units of chemicals)
• Cakes can be sliced with a sharp enough tool, starting from the topmost layer.

Take pride in knowing your cake creations would probably net you the grand prize in one of those bake-off competition shows. Maybe.

Stove

Soup! Not only does is it delicious, but it's quite good for you; the soup adds up all the healing amounts and up to 4 of the food buffs of the ingredients used. The more you put in, the more you get out!

1. Click on the soup pot with an item to insert it as an ingredient. Go nuts!
   • You can use whatever, including things that aren't food, so long as it can go into a backpack.
     • You can't put another soup pot in the pot.
   • There is a limit on the number of things that can go in the pot, dependent on weight; essentially, you can fit in lots of tiny-size items but only a couple normal-size items.
   • The more ingredients you use, the more soup you can serve out. Be generous!
   • You can take ingredients out by click-dragging the pot onto you. This'll take out the most recently added ingredient.
2. Click on the soup pot with a container of chemicals to pour it in as broth. Any chemicals. Up to 150 units of chemicals.
   • If at any point, you make a mistake and want to start over, you can click-drag the soup pot's sprite onto a floor tile while the pot's in your hand to recover the ingredients and pour the broth out. This also applies the turf effects of the reagents in the broth.
3. Pick up the soup pot and click on the stove to put the pot on the stove. Use a lit welder, lighter, or similar flame source on the stove to light it. It'll start cooking for a few seconds.
4. After it's finished, click on the stove to take the pot off.
5. Click on the pot with a ladle to scoop up some soup, and click on a bowl with a ladle to serve it.

The resulting soup's name will be in the format "[ingredients] soup in [chemicals] broth", with the [chemicals] part displaying the three reagents with the highest volume, and you can Examine the soup pot to get a relative description of the amount of broth in the soup to the maximum volume and a similar one for ingredients. The description gets snarky if there's a lot of ingredients.

Miscellaneous

Recipes that don't quite fit elsewhere. Among many others, this includes a couple of ethnic/cultural dishes, various breakfast staples, soups, dips, snack foods, and even a few foods for non-humans.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & temperature	Info	Effects
Bacon and eggs	2x + 2x		8 seconds, high	Requires fork.	Energized+
Waffles	+		10 seconds, low	High Tek.	Energized
/ Pancakes	+	+ / +	6 seconds, high	Don't forget to add the maple syrup after cooking the pancakes!	Energized and Gassy
Crumpet			3 Seconds, low.	Very British.	Healing Over Time (Brute)
/ Bagel			3 Seconds, low.	Can create both plain and seed bagels.	Sturdy
Donut	+ OR / +		3 Seconds, low.	A nice loop of dough. It's also possible make donuts by clicking on dough with a stunbaton, referred to as batonfrying. The baton has to be on, you must be on any intent besides Harm, and you need to have the Security Training trait. This doesn't consume baton charge, so you can do this forever.	Energized
Biscuit	+		4 seconds, low		Healing Over Time (Brute)
English Muffin	+		N/A	Delicious. Cut in half with a knife.	Warm
Buttered English Muffin	+		N/A	Butter is optional.	Energized
File:Macguffin.png Sausage MacGuffin	2x + + +		6 seconds, high	Unrelated to any corporations.	None
Honey Wonks	+		5 seconds, low	Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl.	None
Bacon			6 seconds, high	Crispy.	None
Omelette	+ + 2x		7 seconds, high	Requires fork.	Energized and Gross Burps
Deep-space hell omelette	+ + 2x		7 seconds, high	The space bees are not going to like this! Requires fork.	Energized and Gross Burps
Meatball sub	/ + + +		6 seconds, low	Works with any type of bread loaf, as well as baguettes.	Energized+ and Max Health Increased++
Banh mi	/ + + +		5 seconds, low	Works only with honeywheat bread and baguettes.	Energized+ and Max Health Increased++
Garlic Bread	+ +		3 seconds, high	Contains 20u of holy water.	Healing Over Time (Toxin), Max Health Increased++, Energized and Bad Breath
Cheesy Garlic Bread	+ + +		3 seconds, high	Contains 10u of holy water and 10u of cheese.	Healing Over Time (Toxin), Max Health Increased++, Energized and Bad Breath
Fairy Bread	+ +		1 second, low	A strange Australian creation. Contains 5u of bread and 5u of sugar.	Refreshed+
/ Steak	/		9 seconds, low	You may use synth-, monkey- or human meat.	Max Health Increased+ and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Fish fingers	/ / /		9 seconds, low	The type of fish used is irrelevant. Don't think about fish with fingers.	Healing Over Time (Burn),Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Sweaty
Baked potato			9 seconds, high	A heated potato.	Sturdy
Mashed potatoes	3x		N/A	They've been shown who's boss in the kitchen. Requires either a fork or spoon.	Max Health Increased+ and Sturdy
Fries			7 seconds, low		None
Swedish meatballs	+ + 2x		6 seconds, high	Bork Bork Bork! Requires fork.	None
X pizza	+ X		6 seconds, high	The toppings may consist of any food item. Effects vary depending on what was added.	Varies
6x X pizza slices	+		N/A	Effects vary depending on what was added.	Varies
Pizza-ghetti	/ + /		N/A	Inherits the pasta's silly name. Contains pizza reagent and fleur-de-lys.	Sweaty
/ X rangoon / eggroll	+ X		N/A	Combine the wrapper with a food item of your choice, then load it into the deep fryer. Tiny objects make a rangoon, normal-sized items an eggroll.	Energized
Mashed brains	/ / /		N/A	Good brain food--no prions, guaranteed! Well-cooked mashed brains has a 1% chance to give you a good mutation...and a 1% chance to give you a bad one (both cannot happen at the same time). Eating this requires either a fork or a spoon.	Max Health Increased++
Meatloaf			6 seconds, high	Requires fork.	Max Health Increased++
Taco shell			6 seconds, low	Devoid of any and all taco ingredients	None
Meat taco	+ + +		N/A	Most types of meat can be used, including bacon.	Energized and Warm
4x Tortilla chips			N/A	Crush an empty cooked taco shell to get four of these.	Energized
Guacamole			N/A	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.	Refreshed
Mint chutney	+ + +		7 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.	Energized and Refreshed
Oatmeal (random flavour)			7 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.	Healing Over Time (Brute)
Tomato soup	2x		6 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.	Refreshed and Warm
Porridge	2x		5 seconds, high OR 10 seconds, low	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.	Healing Over Time (Brute)
Gruel	3x		N/A	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.	Sweaty
Chili con queso	+		6 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.	Sweaty and Warm
Chili con carne	+		6 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.	Fart Thrust and Warm
Chili con flagration	+ + 2x		6 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.	Fire Burps and Warm
El Diablo	+ + +		10 seconds, high	Warning: not for the faint of heart! Combine the con carne and flagration along with the rest of the listed ingredients. Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.	Fire Burps+ and Warm
Cream of mushroom	+		N/A	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.	Cleanse and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
Salad	2x		5 seconds, low	Requires fork	Energized and Refreshed
Hard-Boiled Egg			4 seconds, low	The loose cannon of foods	Night Vision and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Deviled Egg	+		N/A	An unholy egg.	Energized
Egg Salad	+ +		5 seconds, low		Energized and Bad Breath
Haggis	+ +		9 seconds, high	Och laddie, don ya ken wha U'm sayin? Works with all other internal organs, namely lungs, stomachs (as per tradition), intestines, pancreases, kidneys, spleens, appendices, and, disturbingly, eyes.	Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
Haggass	+ +		9 seconds, high	Makes you quite gassy, Scottish style. Requires a fork.	Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
Scotch Eggs	+ +		3 seconds, high	In scotland, Scotch Eggs count as a vegetable.	Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
Refried Beans	+ 2x		7 seconds, high	Requires spoon.	Fart Thrust and Gassy
Rice And Beans	+		10 seconds, low	Requires spoon.	Fart Thrust and Gassy
Fried Rice	+ + +		10 seconds, low	Requires spoon.	Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (All)
Omurice	+ +		8 seconds, low	Requires spoon.	Max Health Increased++ and Warm
Risotto	+ + +		5 seconds, high	Requires spoon.	Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All)
Croissant	+		2 seconds, high		Healing Over Time (Brute)
Pain au Chocolat	+ +		2 seconds, high		Healing Over Time (Brute) and #Energized
Apple Danish	+ +		2 seconds, high		Healing Over Time (Brute) + Refreshed
Cherry Danish	+ +		2 seconds, high		Healing Over Time (Burn) + Refreshed
Blueberry Danish	+ +		2 seconds, high		Healing Over Time (Burn) + Energized
Cannadanish	+ +		2 seconds, high	Contains 10u of THC and 10u of CBD.	Healing Over Time (Brute) + Healing Over Time (Burn)
X-flavoured ice cream			N/A	The machine offers three basic flavours. Alternatively, you can use a container (beaker, drinking glass, bottle etc.) with reagents of your choice.	Cold
Nougat bar	+		5 seconds, low	Chock full of nougat.	None
Granola bar	+		5 seconds, low	A honey and oat based snack.	Refreshed+
Hetz' Cup	+		N/A	Works with any candy, so long as it has chocolate reagent and isn't another Hetz Cup.	None
Apple on a stick	+ /		N/A	It's like an apple, but with a handle.	Cold and Refreshed
Candy apple	+		5 seconds, low	Perfect for a crewmember, or a witch.	Energized
Delicious apple on a stick	+ /		N/A	Contains 10 units of capulettium.	Cold and Refreshed
Delicious candy apple	+		5 seconds, low	Contains 10 units of capulettium.	Energized
Synthorange	+		N/A	Must use synthmeat specifically. Heals twice the amount of regular oranges.	Cold and Refreshed
Warm donk pocket	+		7 seconds, high	Contains 15 units of delicious omnizine goodness. But eat it quick--it'll cool down in seven minutes and you won't get the omnizine.	None
Warm donk pocket	(cold)		7 seconds, high	Most heat sources, e.g. the microwave, lighters, welders, etc., also work.	None
Warm honk-pocket	+ +		7 seconds, high	Turns your farts into honks for a short time! But it does something completely different when it's left to cool for a good while...	None
Onion Chips	2x + +		7 seconds, high	Like normal chips, but stinkier.	Bad Breath
Popcorn	+		N/A	Heat the cob with a welding tool or other heat source until it pops.	Night Vision
Popcorn			N/A	Popped via the magic of the processor.	Night Vision
Pickle			N/A	A reminder of all the pickle jars the crew smashed.	None
Candy cane	+		5 seconds, low	Festive!	Energized
Egg nog	3x +		5 seconds, low	Also Festive!	N/A
Fruit cake	+		7 seconds, high	A December-month exclusive. Accepts both smoldering messes and physical manifestations of fried foods.	Cold and Energized
/ / Nigiri roll	+ / / /		N/A	There are different-colored variations depending on the color of fish fillet you use.	Energized+
/ / Nigiri roll	+ / / /		6 seconds low.	Makes a random color nigiri roll, regardless of type of fillet used. Not correct sushi making.	Energized+
Onigiri	+		N/A	A simplified version of how it is made in real life too, unlike...	Warm
/ Sushi Roll	/ / / + +		6 seconds low.	Use knife to slice. Also incorrect sushi making.	Max Health Increased
/ Custom sushi roll	+ + X		N/A	Click the rolling mat with seaweed sheet, then sticky rice, and then up to 3 food items of your choosing. Click on the mat with empty hand a couple times to roll up the mat, then click on it again to unroll it and take the sushi roll off. Use a knife to slice it into sushi rolls. Now this is correct sushi making! Effects very depending on what was added.	Varies
Hardtack	+		6 seconds, high		None
Bee Kibble	+ +		10 seconds, high	For bee larva only.	None
Birthday Cupcake	+ + +		10 seconds, high	For space bees only...or brave humans.	None
Tandoori Chicken	+ + +		9 seconds, high	Requires fork.	Max Health Increased, Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm
Potato Curry	+ + +		7 seconds, low	Requires fork.	Energized, Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm
Coconut Curry	+ + +		7 seconds, low	Requires fork.	Max Health Increased, Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm
Chicken Pineapple Curry	+ + +		7 seconds, low	Requires fork.	Healing Over Time (Brute), Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm

Deep Fryer

Every food can be deep-fried, and the same applies to many other objects. In fact, pretty much anything you can think of besides containers and bulky items - experiment! Note: Any food that is deep-fried keeps their effects and also gains the Warm effect.

Shitty Grill

Not-actually-all-that-shitty grill that appears on John's Bus, which can be called at the Space Diner and Mining Outpost for space-based maps and the Sea Diner for ocean-based maps. Grilling is simple: click on the grill to light it up, then wait a while for it to warm up. Once it's ready, click on the grill with an item in your hand to put that item on the grill. Wait a few seconds, then click on the grill again to take it off the grill.

Like the deep fryer, just about everything that can be held in your hand can be grilled, even things that aren't food, and the resulting grilled item is edible and counts as a food item for recipes that can accept food items, but not non-foods, as a custom ingredient. Moreover, there are different grill states depending on how long the item was on the grill, and if you get the timing right, the newly grilled item can have omnizine or even enriched MSG in it. However, the time frame for a perfect grill is short and unforgiving, and it's quite easy to just burn it into a char. Grilled food will keep their effects and also gain the Warm effect.

Grilling in John Bill's presence will elicit helpful and/or amusing comments from him. Supposedly, there's also a super-powered version with many different functionalities in some forsaken lab somewhere. Also, you probably shouldn't leave it on and unattended without anything grilling.

Microwave

Though rarely (if ever) used for anything, the microwave still has its place in the bar. Most people are aware of warm donk pockets, but there are also several other legacy recipes which might be of use to a bartender or hungry assistants - a second unit can be found in crew quarters, and more may be deployed with the help of a mechanic.

Produced item	Recipe	Info
Donut	+
Popcorn
Waffles	2x + 2x
Custard pie	2x +	Peel the banana first! Requires spoon.
Burger	+	Possible types of meat: monkey, human.
Synthburger	+	Synth meat only.
Brainburger	+	Only a monkey or human brain will work, not synthbrains! Infects whoever eats it with kuru.
Buttburger	+	Doesn't work with synth- or cyberbutts.
Roburger	+	Recipe is limited to the standard cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with robotic transformation.
Heartburger	+	Works with human and monkey hearts. Synthetic or cyberhearts are not compatible.
Meatball	+	Valid combination: 1x monkey + 1x human.
Warm donk pocket	+
Warm donk pocket	(cold)	A box of them can be found in the kitchen refrigerator. Once heated, they will stay warm for about seven minutes.

In case of an invalid or unrecognized recipe, the microwave is less forgiving than its successor. However, it's not the end of the world and both failure states can be addressed rather easily.

The microwave gets covered in muck! - Get a spray bottle or a sponge. Ask the janitor or simply steal one.

The microwave breaks! - Use a screwdriver on the unit, then a wrench.

Just like real life, putting an egg in a microwave by itself is a Bad Idea.

Prison Loaf Processor

Certain customers may not even be able to visit the bar and enjoy your culinary delicacies. Fortunately, there is still a convenient way to deliver food to the inmates: the Lay-Z Chef Prison Food Chute. Many items (food or otherwise) are suitable components for the processor, which sends the fresh loaf directly to the brig. While you have limited control over the taste or appearance of said loaf, there is actually more to it than meets the eye. It might be worthwhile to experiment with the amount and composition of the ingredients!

Icon	Level	Name	Comments	Notes
	1	Prison loaf	A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible.
	2	Dense prison loaf	The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today.
	3	Extra-dense prison loaf	Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else.
	4	Super-compressed prison loaf	Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god.
	5	Fissile loaf	There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat.	Throw it and watch what happens.
	6	Fusion loaf	Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within?
	7	Neutron loaf	Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons.
	8	Quark loaf	This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy.	You can bash through reinforced walls with this.
	9	Degenerate loaf	You should probably call a physicist.
	10	Strangelet loaf	You should probably call a priest.	Flies around at random, destroying whatever it hits and heavily damaging players it bashes into.
	11	Einstein-rosen loaf	A hypothetical feature of loaf-spacetime. It could in theory be used to open a bridge between one point in space-time to another point in loaf-spacetime, if one had the machine required ...	Can be used to make a material that causes whatever it's made out of to float.

Food Effects

Consuming certain foods can grant you certain boosts to things like stamina regeneration and maximum health. Generally, the more complex or resource intensive the cooking process, the better the buffs the food provides, and the closer it's cooked to the optimal heat level and time, the longer the buffs last; you'll know you've gotten it right if you get a message like That tasted amazing! when eating it. Having THC in your system doubles the duration of the food buffs further.

Buff	Explanation
Energized	Adds +18 max stamina.
Energized+	Adds +22 max stamina.
Refreshed	Adds +2.2 stamina regeneration.
Refreshed+	Adds +5 stamina regeneration.
Warm	If you're below base body temperature (37 degrees C), raises your body temperature by 6 degrees Celsius every few seconds.
Cold	If you're above base body temperature (37 degrees C), lowers your body temperature by 0.8 degrees Celsius every few seconds.
Cleanse	Adds +80% Disease Resistance
Healing Over Time	Heals varying amounts of the damage type listed every 5 seconds. Has variations that fix Burn, Brute, Tox, and all three.
Damage Over Time	Deals varying amounts of the damage type listed every 5 seconds. Has variations that deal Burn, Brute, Tox, and all three.
Sweaty	Small chance to sweat a fluid puddle of water beneath you. Gross. Unaffected by clothing worn.
Sweaty+	Like regular Sweaty, but with a higher chance of creating a puddle.
Max Health Increased	Adds +10 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition.
Max Health Increased+	Adds +20 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition.
Max Health Increased++	Adds +40 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition and is enough to let you take two cyalume saber hits.
Gross Burps	Your burps sound extra-grody.
Night Vision	Lets you see better in darkness much like the Cat Eyes trait.
Sturdy	Halves the chance for your limbs to be blown off by an explosion. Stacks with the Adamantium Skeleton trait.
Gassy	Your *farts sound...interesting.
Fart Thrust	*Farting lets you navigate through Space and pushes you forward on the Seafloor. Remember you can still use IJKL to orient your character.
Rad Wick	Increases your radiation resistance.
Fire Burps	When you *burp, you unleash a column of flame tiles up to 4 tiles in front of you, drastically shortening the buff.
Fire Burps+	Like regular Fire Burps, but the flames go up to 6 tiles instead of 4 and have a higher temperature.
Bad Breath	Your breath is rancid and anyone near you can smell it. Mostly just flavour text.

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