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Snacks

Icon Name Available from Info Effects
Donut Vendor, kitchen, Hacked SecTechs All donuts give double the HP recovery to Security personnel, namely the Head of Security, the Nanotrasen Security Operative, the Detective, Security Officers, and Security Assistants. Security even starts with a couple of full boxes around, that can be picked up for on-the-go donut carrying by click-dragging the box to your sprite. <Insert Joke> Energized
Robust donut Sec weapons vendor In addition to doubled healing for Sec personnel like regular donuts, contains 12 units of sugar, 12u of epinephrine, and 12u of synaptizine. You can also take more bites out of it. Energized
Robusted donut Sec weapons vendor In addition to doubled healing for Sec personnel like regular donuts, contains 12u of epinephrine, 12u of salbutamol and 16u of saline-glucose. You can also take more bites out of it. Energized
Chips Vendor The bag adds to the crunch! With 60% more air! Sturdy
Chocolate Bar Vendor, kitchen Nondescript chocolate from an equally nondescript company. Comes with no razor inside usually... Don't take candy from strange barbers. None
Fries Vendor, kitchen French fries from a vending machine! Delicious! None
Popsicle Vendor, kitchen Comes in 7 amazing flavors! Eating one yields a popsicle stick, naturally. Cold
Popcorn Kitchen Unsalted with no butter. Night Vision
Onion chips Kitchen Chips made from onions. Don't judge. Bad Breath
Nougat bar Kitchen, snack machine Chock full of nougat. You can make your own or buy 'em from snack machines. None
Granola bar Kitchen A honey and oat based snack. Refreshed+
Cookie tin Kitchen Contains 7x butter cookies. Sadly, the tin itself is inedible. N/A
Popsicle Box Refrigerator Contains 7x popsicles! N/A
Hetz' Cup Kitchen Must be unwrapped before being eaten. None
Candy apple Kitchen A delectable and possibly spooky treat. Energized
Candy cane Kitchen Festive! Energized
Frozen yoghurt Santa Claus This frozen yoghurt (or yogurt for those speaking Space American English) is as cold as a Spacemas snow day. Requires spoon. Contains 10 units of yoghurt and 5 units of cryostylane. Cleanse and Cold
Pickle Kitchen A reminder of all the pickle jars that the crew smashed. Don't trust pickles you find in the trash. None.
Swedish Fisk Kitchen Contains swedium. Bork Bork Bork! None
Extravagant Chocolate Gateau Kitchen A very fancy cake that the chef couldn't have cooked. Energized and Cold
Chinese takeout carton Quartermaster A carton full of delicious Space Chinese food. The character depicted is half the expression for "China". 没有
Candy heart Quartermaster Flavored chalk with inscriptions such as "Robust Me" and "Love Transfer Valve". 10 in every box! None
Peach ring Quartermaster, GTM Contains a tiny bit of peach juice. None
Gummy Worm Quartermaster Each bag contains 6 worms, and each worm has 5 units of sugar and 10 units of one of the following random chems (flavors, if you will): apple juice, banana juice, blue raspberry juice, blueberry juice, cherry juice, lemonade, orange juice, peach juice, strawberry juice, triple citrus, and watermelon juice. None
Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel GTMs Combines a traditional Austrian snack with modern industrial waste. Contains 15 units of strawberry juice, 6 units of vanilla, and 3 units each of three randomly-chosen chems, chosen from: apple juice, banana juice, beff, cherry juice, chocolate, compost, egg, egg nog, guacamole, lemon juice, lime juice, luminol, mint, nicotine, sewage, space cleaner, sugar, tea, and uranium. Energized
Cinnamon donut GTMs Loaded with 12 units of cinnamon. Energized
Little Danny's Snack Cake Hacked FoodTech Comes in many colors and with bad grease, VHFCS, "flavoring", and occasionally just poison. Sweaty
Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf Most Listening Posts A regular snack cake that's most definitely not trying to be a Twinkie. Sweaty
Descuento Danito's Burritos Snacks Vendor Available in many different flavors. Comes with an integral heating mechanism. May contain a golden ticket. Sweaty
Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles Snacks Vendor Literally poison. Also equipped with a heater. N/A
Hungry Dan's TV Dinners Snacks Vendor Yum. Also equipped with a heater. Max Health Increased+
Lollipop Medbay A healthy snack containing a small amount of medicine, such as charcoal or saline. None
'Hole Zone Layer' Caramel Creme Goodybags 'Hole Zone Layer' caramel cremes are surprisingly delicious! (And very sugary.) Energized
Candy corn Goodybags Disappointing. Gives you loads of sugar and bad oil to rub it in. Sweaty
Butterscotch Goodybags Buttery and not very scotch-y. Energized
Saltwater Taffy Goodybags Must be unwrapped before being eaten. Comes in 3 delectable flavors/colors: cherry/red (10 units of psilocybin, 10u cherry juice), watermelon/pink (10u of love, 10u of watermelon juice), and blue raspberry/blue (10u of LSD, 10u of blue raspberry juice). Each piece also has 10 units of sugar...and may also contain razor blades. None
-1 Bar Food synthesizers, Goodybags Possibly healthy. Sweaty
Farty Snott's Every Flavour Beans Wizard's Den, Trench, Goodybags Contains random reagents that cannot be extracted. More at Wizard. None
Yellow cake RD Office Contains uranium. Safe and delicious! None
Roach Puffs Oshan Kitchen maint Can also be directly eaten or mixed with milk in a bowl. But there's no chocolate in it... None
Shredded Syndies GTM, Ocean Listening Post Eat directly from the box or in a bowl. Fortified with atropine & space drugs. None
Telecrystal Mining Surprisingly edible! Has a variety of effects. None?
Viscerite Mining Also surprisingly edible! Contains a good chunk of synthflesh, but watch out for the other stuff in there... None?
Flockburger Debris Field/Oshan station level merchant Turns out that a glass sandwich is made of silicon, radium, and limeade. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Weird cheese Mining Outpost, chemistry Too rotten to be used in food and chockful of weird decay products. Sweaty and Bad Breath
Funny-looking can Admins, Centcom kitchen Is surströmming. For Swedes, makes a delightful dish. For non-Swedes, induces a wide range of gross-out effects, most of which involve stuns and vomiting, with a very rare chance to puke out a heart or become extra stinky. Bad Breath
Apple Hydroponics The Medical department's most hated fruit. Cold and Refreshed
Banana Hydroponics Peel it first! Contains banana juice and potassium. Cold and Refreshed
Orange Hydroponics A bitter citrus based fruit. Cold and Refreshed
Lemon Hydroponics A sour citrus based fruit. Perfect for decorating drinks. Cold and Refreshed
Lime Hydroponics An extra sour citrus based fruit. Perfect for decorating drinks. Cold and Refreshed
Strawberry Hydroponics Neither straw nor berry. Cold and Refreshed
Avocado Hydroponics Still good since 8000 B.C.E. Cold and Refreshed
Grapes Hydroponics Comes in two colors: Green and not green. Cold and Refreshed
Raspberry Hydroponics Tart and summery. Cold and Refreshed
Blackberry Hydroponics Tart, summery, and would stain your teeth if you could see them. Cold and Refreshed
Blue Raspberry Hydroponics Tart, summery, and very unnaturally blue. Cold and Refreshed
Melon slice Hydroponics Slice a watermelon with something sharp to get six of these. Cold and Refreshed
Honey Hydroponics Produced by space bees. Taste may vary, depending on the plant that provided the nectar. None
Carrot Hydroponics Good for your eyes. Night Vision and Refreshed
Slurryfruit Hydroponics Poisonous! None
Eggplant Hydroponics Has a chance to be censored. None
Coconut meat Hydroponics Break open a coconut for a few of these and a handy cup. Cold and Refreshed
Pineapple slice Hydroponics No salt needed. Cut a pineapple to get one of these. Must be kept away from pizza at all costs. Cold and Refreshed
Bamboo shoot Hydroponics Slice a bamboo stalk to get one of these. Cold and Cleanse
????? Incompetent chef Contains ???? (reagent). The result of a bad recipe, probably shouldn't eat this... None
Smoldering Mess Incompetent chef Also contains ????. The result of overcooking something. None
Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods Incompetent(?) chef Contains ???? as well. Result of leaving something in the fryer for too long. Warm
Orange Goop Leaker plant Contains 20 units of ???? (aka "yuck") and 10 units of oil. Sweaty, Bad Breath

Chef's Cookbook

Here's where the real fun starts. While most of the ingredients needed by the chef should either be available in your kitchen or can be grown for you in hydroponics, some recipes may require items from elsewhere on the station. A fair number of recipes also have downsides, so be wary of food poisoning and other nasty occurrences.

Some dishes can accept "any item" or "any food item". "Any item" does mean any item, so you can for example bake something that obviously isn't edible into a pie. Be warned that trying to put a non-food item into a dish that only accepts "a food item" will destroy the non-food item as well as ruining the recipe. Frying anything makes it a food item.

Cooking times listed here are safe (but not absolute) ranges. Plenty of foods can work with just one second of cooking time, but it'll diminish the duration of the associated food buffs. Like To Serve Man, you are encouraged to experiment and tinker.

Unlike To Serve Man, this cookbook is also semi-interactive. If you click on an image of an ingredient, you'll be taken another page/part of this page that'll show to how to make or obtain that ingredient. For example, if you're looking up the recipe for meat cake, you can click on the cake batter image for the recipe for cake or the meat image for some sources of meat. Convenient, no?

Ingredients

This section lists ingredients used by various dishes. A lot of these involve the food processor , a machine in the Kitchen that looks a lot different from the food processor you might have in your real-life kitchen. With it, you can refine raw plants into usable components (e.g. turning wheat into flour) or turn a food item into a different form that suits a different role (e.g. making tomatoes into ketchup). Some of these ingredients can also by ordered from the Quartermasters wholesale, bundled with other ingredients.

Dry Goods, Dough, And Batter

Produced item Recipe Creation method Info Effects
Flour Wheat Very ordinary and possibly whole wheat. None
Rice Rice Confusingly called Rice, while the harvested item is called Rice Sprig. None
Oatmeal Oats Perfect for space horses. If there were any. None
Semolina Flour Durum Wheat Must be wheat of the durum wheat mutation None
Curry Powder Turmeric Root The size of the bag brings the spice's intensity into question. None
Spaghetti Pasta Sheet The in-game name often includes a randomly-selected silly misspelling of "spaghetti". The list of possible names includes: "pisketti", "spaceghetti", "spaget", "spagoody", "spagherti", "spagheti", "spaghettie", "spaghetty", "spagtetti", "spagtti", "spahetti", "spetty", and "splaghetti". None
Iron fillings Steel Wheat Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. None
Chocolate chips Candy Bar Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. None
Sugar Sugarcane A prized part of confectioneries None
Salt Salted Oats No current use. None
Pepper Pepper Corn No current use. None
Semolina Dough Semolina Flour The beginnings of a dark, pasta based journey. None
Pasta Sheet Semolina Dough Now you can make it into sponghatti! None
Dough Flour Just mixing water and dough. No need to knead. Cyborgs aspiring to be chefs can just click-drag the flour onto the sink None
Sweet dough Dough

Sugar

The beginnings of confectioneries. None
Dough strip Dough You can click on another strip with your strip to attach them back together. None
Dough circle Dough Strip Click on the dough strip in your hand. None
Wheat noodle sheet Dough Strip Essential step for making ramen or udon. None
Ramen noodles Wheat Noodle Sheet A far cry from the instant kind. None
Udon noodles Wheat Noodle Sheet Works with any kind of cutting tool. None
Holey dough Dough Not Holy. None
Pancake batter Sweet Dough

2x Egg
Milk

Pancakes without a pan. None
4x Wonton wrappers Flour

Egg

Outer dumpling without an inner dumpling Energized
Unfinished pizza base Dough Click on it again to knead it back into dough. None
Half-finished pizza base Unfinished Pizza Base

Ketchup/ Tomato

Half-way to pizza. None
Pizza base #Half-Finished Pizza Base Half-Finished Pizza Base

Cheese

All that remains is to bake it, or add some toppings. None
3x Tortillas Unfinished Pizza Base Used in the creation of Taco Shells. None.
Brownie batter Sweet dough

2x Egg
Chocolate bar

Can be eaten with a spoon or baked for 7 seconds on high to make brownies.

Meats And Meat Products

Produced item Recipe Creation method Info Effects
Monkey meat

Monkey

Click on the monkey with Grab intent, then very quickly, click on the meat-spike to put it on the spike, instantly killing them. A grabbed monkey can also be thrown onto the spike. Click on the meat-spike to harvest meat from them; you can this five times before you need to repeat this process.Monkeys controlled by players need to be dead first. NPC ones don't have this restriction, so they can always be meatspiked even if they're still alive.

Putting them into the gibber is also fine.
None
Human meat

Human

You are what you eat...The person needs to be dead before being put into the gibber. To put someone into the gibber, click on them with Grab intent, then click on the gibber. Click on the gibber again to grind the person into meat, which is automatically spat out upon completion. Each step in this process has a delay. Monkeys can also be put into the gibber, with the same restriction. None
Changeling (meat?)

Changeling

That's one way to get rid of a Changeling...The Changeling needs to be dead before being put into the gibber. To put it into the gibber, click on it with Grab intent, then click on the gibber. Click on the gibber again to grind the thing into (meat?), which is automatically spat out upon completion. Each step in this process has a delay. Works as a substitute for Mystery Meat. Contains neurotoxin. None
Synthmeat

Synthmeat Plant

Rather than killing and butchering a living being to get this, you instead need to harvest a different kind of living being, a synthmeat plant. Or, in other words, ask a local Botanist. None
/ / Fish fillet

Fish

Different kinds of fish exist. None
Small fish fillet

Small Fish

Several varieties of fish exist outside Oshan Lab. None
Raw shrimp meat

Shrimp

You can get shrimp by fishing. None
Raw turkey

/ Space turkey

As to be expected, butchering a dead space turkey (whether male or female) gives you its meat. Space turkeys are quite rare; aside from admin spawn, you'll probably only see one through a Wizard using Baleful Polymorph, which has a chance to transform the target into a space turkey. In that case, the space turkey, being a former crew member, naturally be quite irked if you try to cut them up for a meal. None
Mystery meat Critter

OR

Gibs
Dubious nutritional value! Knives and similar cutting implements can be used on dead critters to butcher their bodies. This will in most cases instantly produce several pieces of meat bearing the creature's name, which you can use for cooking.

If you are a Chef, you can also get these by clicking on piles of gibs. You can do this as Sous Chef too, but it has a 30% chance of failing.
None
Meatal

Robot Debris

If you are a Chef, you can click on a robot debris pile to get...this. You can also do this as Sous Chef, but you have a 30% chance to get nothing instead. If you get it this way, it has a 25% chance to contain 2 units of nanomachines.

Usable in any recipes that also use mystery meat. Uniquely, instead of spilling blood when thrown, it makes (motor) oil.
None
Chicken nugget

Chicken

Kill a chicken, then click on it with a knife or similar instrument. In addition, the Kitchen refrigerator has a 25% chance to spawn with 2-10 chicken nuggets. Can be used in place of mystery meat in most specific recipes. None
Spicy nugget

Spicy Chicken

Kill a spicy chicken (not just any chicken), then click on its corpse with a knife or similar. Can also be used in place of mystery meat in most of the recipes that use it. None
Flock nugget

Flockdrone

Kill a Flockdrone, then click on the...remains with a knife or similar, and you might get up to six of these...or none at all. You can also buy this from sa.le, an NPC merchant that appears in the Debris Field in space maps and north of the station on Oshan Lab.

As you can expect from its surprisingly recognizable appearance (and despite technically being metallic crystal), this does indeed function like a regular chicken nugget, namely in that it can be used as a substitute for mystery meat in most recipes that call for it.
None
Brain Monkey

OR

Human
+ You extract a brain out of a monkey or person through surgery. Note that regular knives can substitute for scalpels and a pizza cutter for circular saws, and that tables count for a suitable place for surgery if the person on it is dead or unconscious. Ideally, get brains from NPC monkeys or brains from dead people who can't be revived, since attacking and/or killing other players for brains is usually against the Rules unless you're an antagonist. You probably also want to ask for help from a Medical Doctor or Roboticist to get this.

It's also possible to get brains from killing a fish (as in the kind inhabiting the sea around Oshan Lab) and then using a knife or similar on their corpse (which also gives you small fish fillet), which is even more ideal than monkeys since fish are much easier to kill.
None.
Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core

Robotics Fabricator

Despite what you might conclude from its appearance, this can be used in place of humand(oid) brains in most recipes that use brains. These are made a robotics manufacturer, which appears in Robotics and the Cargo Bay. Ask a Roboticist or Quartermaster for help with this one. None
Synthbrain

Synthbrain Plant

Basically a brains substitute, since most recipes that require (animal) brains will accept this. Synthbrains come from the synthbrain mutation of the synthmeat plant, i.e. you probably want to ask a Botanist for help getting these. None
Odd crystal

Flockdrone

Believe or not, this works in most recipes that call for brains. In the off-chance you find a flockdrone, you can kill it and click on its corpse with the knife or similar to get both this and sometimes, some flock nuggets, after a delay. These are also sold at a somewhat steep price by sa.le, an NPC flockmind-themed merchant that appears in the Debris Field on maps set in outer space and north of the station on Oshan Lab. None
Butt Monkey

OR

Human
+ Not as unsanitary as you'd think! You might want to ask a Medical Doctor or Roboticist for help with this ingredient. Getting a butt off a monkey or person requires a particular surgical procedure. In a pinch, a simple kitchen knife can substitute for a scalpel, a pizza cutter for a circular saw, and a regular table for an operating table--if the soon-to-be-de-butted is unconscious or dead. Try asking people for permission first before getting a butt off someone. None
Synthbutt

Synthbutt Plant

Synthbutts are harvested from synthbutt plants. In other words, try asking a Botanist to grow some of these. In a way, this is a plant-based butt substitute. Most recipes that use butts from creatures will also accept synthbutts. None
Cyberbutt

Robotics Fabricator

Rather than being grown or chopped off some creature, these are fabricated at a robotics manufacturer that's been hacked to make "hidden" items. These machines appear in Robotics and Cargo Bay, so ask a Roboticist or Quartermaster for help in getting one of these. None
Heart Monkey

OR

Human
+ Hearts are extracted from humans and monkeys through a particular set of surgical procedures. Ask a Medical Doctor or Roboticist for help.

Removing someone's heart is obviously deadly, so don't go around killing people to take their hearts unless you're an antagonist. Instead, try getting hearts from dead people or NPC monkeys, like those from the ValuChimp in the Kitchen.
None
Cyberheart

Robotics Fabricator

Even if it's metal, it's still technically edible. These are created at a robotics manufacturer, which appears in Robotics and Cargo, so ask a Roboticist or Quartermaster to make one for you. None
Synthheart

Synthheart Plant

Synthhearts are produced by the synthheart plant, a mutation of the regular synthmeat plant. Since Chef doesn't start with Hydroponics access by default, you should ask a Botanist to grow them for you. None
Pulsing Octahedron

Flockdrone

Despite its looks, this IS a heart, and can be used in place of a normal heart, or in a heart burger if the customer is brave enough. In the off-chance you find a flockdrone, you can kill it and click on its corpse with the knife or similar to get both this and sometimes, some flock nuggets, after a delay. None
Meatball

Humanoid Meat

Works with any kind of meat. None
Brain meatball

Brain

Only works with human/monkey/fish brains. None
Butt meatball

Butt

Only works with human/monkey butts. None
Meat paste

Humanoid Meat

Works with any kind of non-fish meat. None
Pepperoni Log

Meat Paste

Can be extracted for 40u of Pepperoni. None
4x Pepperoni Slice

Pepperoni Log

Extracts into 10u of pepperoni. Great pizza topping! None
Raw bacon

Bacon Strips Box

If a recipe calls for bacon, it's usually in this form. Sadly, you can't make bacon yourself. Instead, you need to get it from a bacon strips box. Contains 10 units of porktonium. None
3x Slice of fish fillet Fish Fillet More or less the default, given that fish fillet is pink by default. None
3x Slice of salmon fillet Salmon Fillet They're fish, not orange slices. An iconic ingredient in nigiri rolls. None
3x Slice of white fillet White Fish Fillet The result of cutting up white fish fillet. Perhaps not as iconic as salmon, but it's still a common ingredient in real-life nigiri rolls. None
3x Slice of small fish fillet Small Fish Fillet Despite its small size, cutting up a small fish fillet still yields three pieces, just like other fillet varieties. None
Fish paste

Fish Fillet

OR

Salmon Fillet

OR

White Fish Fillet

OR

Small Fish Fillet

Works with just about any variety of fish. None
Kamaboko log

Fish Paste

AKA, Japanese fish cake. None
4x Kamaboko

Kamaboko Log

Cutting the log gives you four of these. None

Dairy

Produced item Recipe Creation method Info Effects
Milk

Soybean

Also goes by the name "Creaca's Space Milk". Some can also be found in the Kitchen refrigerator. Every milk bottle has a 10% chance to spawn as Mootimer's Calcium Drink instead of Creaca's. N/A
Cream

Milk

OR

Latte Berry

The processor converts every 10 units of milk reagent into 1 dollop of cream; any milk leftover remains in the container after processing. For example, a bottle with 45 units of milk will yield 4 dollops of cream and a bottle with 5 units of milk still in it.

You can also use latte berries from latte coffee plants.

Whatever way you make cream, each dollop always contains 10 units of cream. What else could it contain?

Cream is also a condiment, so it can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
N/A
Custard

Milk Bottle
Egg

Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. N/A
Butter

Cream

Perfect for being deepfried or spread over something. None
Butt-er

Butt
Milk Bottle

Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. None
Cheese

Fire Extinguisher
Milk Bottle
Pool of Vomit

See ectoplasm. Required minimum is 10 units. None
Cheese


Pool of Vomit
Beaker

+ Collect the vomit into a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), pour some milk into the beaker, then either pour it onto the floor or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder None
Cheese

Milk Bottle
Beaker

Pour some milk into the beaker (put some glasses or similar into the recycler to make one), put it into the chem dispenser, and make some acetic acid with the chem dispenser so it converts the milk to cheese chemical. You need at least 5 units of cheese chem. Then either pour it onto the floor or add smoke powder, which can make a lot of cheese at once. None
Cheese slice

Cheese

Yields 4 slices of cheese. Used in most recipes where cheese is used, though not all. None
Cheese Wheel

4x Cheese

Cooked for 7 seconds on high. Cannot be eaten by itself, can be sliced back into 4 Cheese wedges. None.
Weird cheese slice

Weird Cheese

Pretty grody, and doesn't work for recipes that don't explicitly require this. Also yields 4 slices. Sweaty and Bad Breath
Yoghurt

Milk
 ?????

OR

Smoldering Mess

OR

Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods

+ Or yogurt if you're Space American. Every 10 units of yoghurt reagent is converted into a cup/pot of yoghurt, so 30 units = 3 cups/pot of yoghurt. Any yoghurt leftover remains in the container, which pops out at the end. Rancid Space Milk already has yoghurt reagent in it, and you can make yoghurt reagent by putting some ?????, smoldering mess, or burnt fried food into a reagent extractor, extracting the ???? (aka, yuck reagent), and mixing the ???? with milk reagent.

Requires spoon. Each yoghurt cup contains 10 units of yoghurt (naturally).
Cleanse
Mootimer's Calcium Drink N/A N/A Can generate in place of regular milk. Formerly known as Quilty Farms Milk. Can substitute for the smaller bottles of milk in most recipes, even when devoid of any milk. N/A
Rancid Space Milk N/A N/A No matter how long you leave regular milk out, it won't become rancid. Instead, you need to find it in some sort of semi-abandoned or dilapidated place, like the Space/Sea Diner or the Mining Outpost. Contains 25 units of yoghurt...and 25 units of ???? (aka "yuck"). N/A

Produce

Icon Name Available from Effects
Wheat Hydroponics N/A
Steel Wheat Hydroponics N/A
Oats Hydroponics N/A
Durum Wheat Hydroponics N/A
Rice Sprig Hydroponics N/A
Pumpkin Hydroponics N/A
Watermelon Hydroponics N/A
Potato Hydroponics Cold and Cleanse
Mushroom Hydroponics Cleanse
Tomato Hydroponics Cold and Cleanse
Chili pepper Hydroponics Energized
Lettuce leaf Hydroponics Cold and Cleanse
Cucumber Hydroponics Cold and Refreshed
Carrot Hydroponics Night Vision and Refreshed
Corn cob Hydroponics Cold and Cleanse
Garlic Hydroponics Bad Breath
Onion Hydroponics Bad Breath
Coconut Hydroponics. N/A
Pineapple Hydroponics N/A
Blueberry Hydroponics N/A
Mint leaf Hydroponics N/A
Bean pod Hydroponics Fart Thrust
Soybean pod Hydroponics Fart Thrust
Peanuts Hydroponics Healing Over Time (Brute) and Energized
Mustard seed pod Hydroponics Cleanse and Warm

Other Ingredients

Produced item Recipe Creation method Info Effects
Egg

Egg-Plant

OR

Hen

You can get eggs from egg cartons, like the ones in the Kitchen refrigerator or Meat, Eggs and Dairy crates. Simply click on the carton sprite to take one out.

Hens also lay eggs, so ask your local Rancher for some. While there are a lot of eggs with different effects when eaten, they're mostly interchangable in recipes. It's also possible to "grow" eggs.
None
Ectoplasm

Fire Extinguisher
Spooky Dan's

+ Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, pour it (min: 10 units) into a fire extinguisher and then use the HUD icon to spray all around you. Damage Over Time (Toxin) and Max Health Increased
Ectoplasm

Spooky Dan's
Beaker

+ Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, put it inside a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), then either pour the beaker onto a tile or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder. Damage Over Time (Toxin) and Max Health Increased
Seaweed sheet

Seaweed

Seaweed is found on Oshan Lab's seafloor. None
Sticky Rice

Rice

Surprisingly does not stick to your hands None
3x Rice Ball

Sticky Rice

Makes 3 rice balls. Warm
Peanut butter

Peanuts

Goes great with honey. Besides putting peanuts into a food processor, you can also get peanut butter by vending one from the FoodTech, which starts with five of these, and ordering a Catering: Condiment Crate, which has three of them. Gross Burps
Ketchup

Tomato

Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 20 units of, naturally, ketchup. N/A
Hot sauce

Chili Pepper

Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of capsaicin. N/A
Cold sauce

Chilly Pepper

Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of cryostylane. N/A
Incredibly hot sauce

Ghost Chili Pepper

Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 50 units of capsaicin and 50 units of ghost chili juice. N/A
Mustard

Mustard seed pod

Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 20 units of ketchup. Kidding, it contains 20 units of mustard. N/A
Soy sauce N/A Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 30 units of soy sauce, natch. Cannot be made, but you can find a good amount of them in the FoodTech. N/A
Matcha

Tea Leaves

Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 10 units of matcha. N/A
Mayonnaise

Egg

Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. N/A
Chocolate Bar

Mocha Berry

Contains chocolate, based on potency None
6x Melon slices

Watermelon

You can get creative with what is considered a proper cutting knife. Cold and Refreshed
Chips

Potato

Once to peel, twice to chop into chips. None
4x Onion rings

Onion

*cry Bad Breath
3x Tomato slice

Tomato

Great for BLTs! None
Pineapple slice

Pineapple

Perfectly shaped for piz- wait a minute... Cold and Refreshed
3x Coconut meat

Coconut

Coconut innards. In addition to cutting tools, you can also chairflip into a coconut to break it open. Cold and Refreshed
Maple syrup N/A It is not possible to make maple syrup, but three of them appear in the Kitchen fridge and five in the FoodTech. If you need more, there are five of these in each Catering: Condiment Crate from Cargo. None
Honey N/A Of course you can't make honey! Instead, it's something space bees produce after drinking nectar from crops. Might want to ask for help from a Botanist for this one. Honey also appears in Catering: Condiment Crates, which can be bought by a QM. None
Royal jelly N/A You get these by buying them from Bombini, a merchant that appears in the Space Diner on maps set in outer space. None
Yerba packet N/A Used to make Yerba Mate by combining with water in the mate gourd. Can be purchased from a coffee machine. None
Coffee beans Coffee Berry Always contains exactly 20 units of coffee. None

Recipes

Breads

In the futuristic world of 2053, you don't need yeast or baking soda to make bread! Just put the dough (and whatever other ingredients) into an oven, and you'll have bread within seconds.

In addition to being good on its own, bread is also used in countless recipes. Moreover, it's good for your health! Many kinds of bread give you food status effects that temporarily raise your maximum HP or provide a little bit of healing over time.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Loaf of bread

Dough

8 seconds, low

OR

4 seconds, high
Max Health Increased+
Slice of bread

Loaf of Bread

OR

Baguette

N/A Makes six slices. Max Health Increased+
Loaf of honey-wheat bread

Dough
Honey

8 seconds, low Max Health Increased+
Slice of honey-wheat bread

linke=#Loaf of Honey-Wheat Bread Loaf of Honey-Wheat Bread

N/A A gift from bees. Now in six slices! Max Health Increased+ and Energized
Loaf of banana bread

Dough
Sugar
Banana

8 seconds, low Banana can be peeled or unpeeled. Max Health Increased+ and Energized
Slice of banana bread

Loaf of Banana Bread

N/A Makes six slices. Max Health Increased+
Loaf of Elvis bread

Dough
Peanut Butter
Banana

6 seconds, low Peel the banana first! Max Health Increased+
Slice of Elvis bread

Loaf of Elvis Bread

N/A "Bread" -Elvis, at least at one point in his life. This has nothing to do with the fact it makes six slices. Sweaty and Energized
Loaf of dread

Dough
Ectoplasm

6 seconds, low Spooky! Max Health Increased+
Slice of dread

Loaf of Dread

N/A It float! Probably because of the 10 units of ectoplasm in it. Makes six spooky slices. Healing Over time (All)
Loaf of pumpkin bread

Dough
Pumpkin

6 seconds, low Max Health Increased+
Slice of pumpkin bread

Loaf of Pumpkin Bread

N/A Makes six slices. Max Health Increased+ and Healing Over time (All)
Loaf of northern-style cornbread

Dough
Sugar
Corn Cob

6 seconds, low Max Health Increased+
Slice of N-style cornbread

Loaf of Northern-Style Cornbread

N/A The best type of corn bread in six slices. Healing Over time (All) and Energized
Loaf of southern-style cornbread

Dough
Corn Cob

6 seconds, low Max Health Increased+
Slice of S-style cornbread

Loaf of Southern-Style Cornbread

N/A The other best type of corn bread to eat in six slices. Healing Over time (All)
Loaf of honey cornbread

Dough
Corn Cob
Honey

6 seconds, low Max Health Increased+
Slice of honey cornbread

Loaf of Honey Cornbread

N/A The other other type of best corn bread to eat in six slices. Healing Over time (All) and Energized
Loaf of brain bread

Loaf of Bread
Brain

OR

Synthbrain

OR

Odd Crystal

OR

Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core

4 seconds, low. Works with any combination of bread and brain. Max Health Increased+
Slice of brain bread

Loaf of Brain Bread

N/A Intelligently sliced into √36 slices. Max Health Increased++
Baguette

2x Dough Strip
Flour

6 seconds, low. You can't eat an entire baguette! It can also used to bonk people on the head, which is about as lethal as hitting them with a cardboard tube. Every Mime spawns with one in their bag. None
Slice of french bread

Baguette

N/A Slice up a baguette to partition it into 6 slices of french bread. Max Health Increased+

Toast

In space, toast is made using an oven rather than a dedicated toaster. Certain breads made different kinds of toast, and there are a couple of different toppings, made with uncooked bread slices rather than the toast versions.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Slice of toast

Slice of Bread

OR

Slice of Honey-Wheat Bread

OR

Slice of Pumpkin Bread

OR

Slice of Northern-Style Cornbread

OR

Slice of Southern-Style Cornbread

6 seconds, low Normal, honey-wheat, pumpkin, and the cornbreads have the same effects when toasted. Warm and Max Health Increased+
Slice of banana toast

Slice of Banana Bread

6 seconds, low Crunchy and tastes like bananas Warm and Energized
Slice of elvis toast

Slice of Elvis Bread

6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. Warm and Energized
Slice of brain toast

Slice of Brain Bread

6 seconds, low Heated by pure brainpower. Warm and Max Health Increased++
Slice of terror toast

Slice of Dread

6 seconds, low Cooked the spookiness out of it. Just kidding, it's twice as spooky now. Warm and Healing Over Time (All)
Toasted slice of french bread

Slice of french bread

5 seconds, low Not French toast, just toasted French bread. Warm and Max Health Increased+
Cheese on toast

Slice of Bread
Cheese slice

6 seconds, low Warm cheese on warm bread. Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Cheese on elvis toast

Slice of Elvis Bread
Cheese slice

6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Bacon on toast

Slice of Bread
Raw Bacon

6 seconds, low Crunchy bacon on warm bread. Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Bacon on elvis toast

Slice of Elvis Bread
Raw Bacon

6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Eggs on toast

Slice of Bread
2x Egg

6 seconds, low A classic breakfast almost sandwich. Max Health Increased+ and Gross Burps
Eggs on elvis toast

Slice of Elvis Bread
2x Egg

6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis Max Health Increased+ and Gross Burps

Deli Sandwiches

While sandwiches come in many shapes and sizes, this category specifically describes sandwiches made from sliced bread. All of these require putting the bread and filling into the oven, even if in real life you just combine them together to get your 'wich. Because of the reliance on the oven, this leads to somewhat odd occurrences like making peanut butter sandwiches without actually spreading the PB onto the bread yourself.

These sandwiches are very versatile. You can put just about any food item between two (or more!) slices of bread to get yourself a sandwich, and some particular combinations of filling and bread types make special, unique sandwiches. Custom sandwiches are an iconic food item of Goonstation culture, and a popular pastime amongst Chefs and other culinary types is making the craziest, most bizarre sandwiches possible. Since custom sandwiches include the names of the ingredients used (up to a limit), this results in some pretty wacky sandwich names too. One particular custom sandwich even once nearly ground the game to a halt.

These sandwiches also provide good food effects. Many of them offer both Refreshed and Energized, making them especially good for your Stamina, while ones made from dread slices give buffs for both Stamina and Health. The various custom sandwiches also allow you to mix and match buffs from other foods for an extra delicious meal.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Cheese sandwich

2x Slice of Bread
2x Cheese Slice

6 seconds, low Cheesy. Refreshed
Cheese elviswich

2x Slice of Elvis Bread
2x Cheese Slice

6 seconds, low Contains 20 units of essence of Elvis. Refreshed
Killed cheese sandwich

2x Slice of Dread
2x Cheese Slice

6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. Energized and Max Health Increased+
Peanut butter sandwich

2x Slice of Bread
Peanut Butter

6 seconds, low A little plain. Energized and Refreshed
Peanut butter elviswich

2x Slice of Elvis Bread
Peanut Butter

6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. Energized and Refreshed
Peanut butter and jelly meet breadula

2x Slice of Dread
Peanut Butter

6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. Energized and Max Health Increased+
Peanut butter and honey sandwich

2x Slice of Bread
Peanut Butter
Honey

6 seconds, low A reminder to hug bees. Energized+
Killer beenut butter sandwich

2x Slice of Dread
Peanut Butter
Honey

6 seconds, low Contains 10 units of ectoplasm. Energized and Max Health Increased+
Peanut butter and honey elviswich

2x Slice of Elvis Bread
Peanut Butter
Honey

6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of essence of Elvis. Energized+ and Refreshed
Monkey sandwich

2x Slice of Bread
Monkey Meat

6 seconds, low Monkey remains between two slices of bread. Energized and Refreshed
Monkey elviswich

2x Slice of Elvis Bread
Monkey Meat

6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. Energized and Refreshed
Scare wich project

2x Slice of Dread
Monkey Meat

6 seconds, low Get it? Contains 15 units of ectoplasm and 10 units of...blood, ack. Max Health Increased++
Manwich

2x Slice of Bread
Human Meat

6 seconds, low Cannibalism never tasted so good. Energized+ and Refreshed
Elvismanwich

2x Slice of Elvis Bread
Human Meat

6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. Energized+ and Refreshed
Murderwich

2x Slice of Dread
Human Meat

6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of ectoplasm and 10 units of...blood? Energized+ and Max Health Increased++
Synthmeat sandwich

2x Slice of Bread
Synthmeat

6 seconds, low A faux meatwich. Refreshed
Synthmeat elviswich

2x Slice of Elvis Bread
Synthmeat

6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. Refreshed
Synthmeat steinwich

2x Slice of Dread
Synthmeat

6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. Max Health Increased++
BLT Sandwich

2x Slice of Bread
Raw Bacon
Lettuce Leaf
Tomato Slice

6 seconds, low Classic! Refreshed and Energized+
BLT Elviswich

2x Slice of Elvis Bread
Raw Bacon
Lettuce Leaf
Tomato Slice

6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. Refreshed and Energized+
Boo-LT Sandwich

2x Slice of Dread
Raw Bacon
Lettuce Leaf
Tomato Slice

6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. Refreshed and Energized+
Chip Butty

2x Slice of Bread
Ketchup
Fries

6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of Innitium. Don't use uncooked fries! Sweaty and Energized+
Egg-salad sandwich

2x Slice of Bread
Egg Salad

6 seconds, low Is it a salad or a sandwich? Night Vision and Max Health Increased++
Toast sandwich

2x Slice of Bread
Slice of Toast

6 seconds, high Different types of bread and toast can be used. Contains 25 units of Worcestershire sauce. Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies
/ / X sandwich

2x Slice of Bread
Custom Ingredient

6 seconds, high Try various fillings (up to six food items) to create the ultimate sandwich! You can even mix two different types of bread for the slices. Effects vary depending on what was added Varies
/ / X club

3x Slice of Bread
Custom Ingredient

6 seconds, high Effects vary depending on what was added Varies
/ / X double-decker sandwich

3x Slice of Bread
2x Custom Ingredient

6 seconds, high Effects vary depending on what was added Varies
/ / X dagwood

5x Slice of Bread
Custom Ingredient

6 seconds, high Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies

Burgers

In the far flung future of 2053, you do not need burger buns to make burgers. Rather, you simply put some dough and the other required ingredients into the oven, and presumably the machine does the bun-making process for you.

Burgers are surprisingly good for your health, at least in terms of food effects. Many of them give a temporary buff to your HP, and some warm you up for a short while.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Burger

Dough
Humanoid Meat

6 seconds, high A classic. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Monkeyburger

Dough
Monkey Meat

6 seconds, high Ape shall eat ape. Made specifically with monkeymeat. Energized and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Synthburger

Dough
Synthmeat

6 seconds, high Brobocops and others with Food Synthesizers can make these. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Cheeseburger

Dough
Humanoid Meat
Cheese Slice

7 Seconds, high A classic, with cheese. Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Monkey cheeseburger

Dough
Monkey Meat
2x Cheese Slice

7 Seconds, high Must use monkey meat specifically. Has wacky effects. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Coronator

Dough
2x Humanoid Meat
2x Cheese Slice

7 Seconds, high A day's worth of calories, in one burger. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
THE MONSTER

4x Coronator

10 Seconds, high Crazy-huge burger that's so big it takes 20 bites to go through it all. Eating it will probably make you sick. So sick, in fact, you'll die. Slowly. Max Health Increased++, Sweaty+, Bad Breath, and Warm
Brainburger

Dough
Brain

6 seconds, high A rather dangerous dish, since it contains 10 units of cholesterol and 5 units of prions, which can cause kuru if you eat too many of these. If you have Aquatic Genetics though, you are immune to kuru and gain an additional, minor food buff from eating brain burgers. (You still need to watch the cholesterol.) Max Health Increased++, Sweaty+, (if squid) Brain Food
Synthetic brainburger

Dough
Synthbrain

6 seconds, high Enjoy brainburgers without dealing with brain surgery and other hazards. It's still bad for you though, given that it contains 10 units of cholesterol and 5 units of prions. The latter can cause kuru in sufficient quantities, which is deadly if you aren't a squid. Max Health Increased++,Sweaty+, (if squid) Brain Food
Cyber brainburger

Dough
Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core

6 seconds, high Even though the "meat" is basically computer chips, it still contains 10 units of cholesterol and 5 units of prions, a deadly chemical that can cause kuru. People with Aquatic Genetic mutation are immune to the prions part, but not the cholesterol part. Max Health Increased++, Sweaty+, (if squid) Brain Food
Flock brainburger

Dough
Odd Crystal

6 seconds, high Turns out the weird "odd crystal" thing is their brain. Flock brainburgers still contain 10 units of cholesterol and 5 units of prions, so if you eat too many, it might kill you, unless you have Aquatic Genetics. (You'll still need to deal with the cholesterol.) Max Health Increased++, Sweaty+, (if squid) Brain Food
// Buttburger

Dough
Butt
/ Synthbutt
/ Cyberbutt

7 seconds, high 10% chance of spawning with a different, punny, butt-related name, such as "buttconator", "ass whooper", or "cleveland steamed ham". Contains fartonium. Sweaty+
Roburger

Dough
Light/Standard Cyborg Head

7 seconds, high Also works with a light cyborg head. Contains 20 units of nanomachines, which can infect someone with robotic transformation. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Cheeseborger

Dough
Light/Standard Cyborg Head
Cheese Slice

6 seconds, high Get it? Also works with a light cyborg head. Contains 20 units of nanomachines, which can infect someone with robotic transformation. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Dubious burger

Dough
Mystery Meat

6 seconds, high It's full of.. something meatlike. Max Health Increased++ and Bad Breath
Weird cheeseburger

Dough
Humanoid Meat
Weird Cheese Slice

6 seconds, high Absolutely not good for you. Healing Over Time (Tox), Sweaty, Bad Breath, and Gross Burps
Fishburger

Dough
Fish Fillet
/ Salmon Fish Fillet
/ White Fish Fillet
/ Small Fish Fillet

7 seconds, high Type of fish used doesn't matter. Energized and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Sloppy Joe

Dough
Meat Paste

6 seconds, high Has a chance to drip some meat on the floor. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty
Baconatrix

Dough
Raw Bacon

6 seconds, high Chock full of bacon. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty
Heartburger

Dough
Heart

6 seconds, high Made with love. Literally, it contains 15 units of pure love. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
Cyber heartburger

Dough
/ Cyberheart

6 seconds, high Eat it bit by bit. Contains 15 units of pure love. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
Synthetic heartburger

Dough
Synthheart

6 seconds, high Organic! (Probably.) Contains 15 units of pure love. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
Flock heartburger

Dough
Pulsing Octahedron

6 seconds, high Assert your dominance over the flockmind by destroying its drones and turning their hearts into burgers. Contains 15 units of pure love. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
Coconut burger

Dough
Coconut Meat

7 seconds, high Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+
Luau burger

Dough
Humanoid Meat
Pineapple Slice

7 seconds, high Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+
Tiki burger

Dough
Coconut Meat
Humanoid Meat
Pineapple Slice

9 seconds, high Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+
Chicken sandwich

Dough
Chicken Nugget

7 seconds, high That'll show those chickens. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Spicy chicken sandwich

Dough
Chicken Nugget
Chili Pepper

OR

Dough
Spicy Chicken Nugget

7 seconds, high Hot! Contains 15 units of capsaicin. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Butter Burger

Dough
Butter

6 seconds, high Not healthy at all. Healing Over Time (All) and Sweaty
Aburgination

Dough
Changeling Meat

6 seconds, low A mistake. Contains Neurotoxin and has a chance to bite back, inflicting brute damage and bleeding. Max Health Increased+ and Warm

Hot Dogs And Corn Dogs

This category includes hotdogs in buns, hot dogs by themselves, and herbal sausages, which can be used in a set of recipes similar to the ones for standard 'dogs. Unlike in real life, sausage is made by taking hotdogs and combining them with herbs rather than being created from the ground up. A basic hotdog in a basic bun is surprisingly good for you, as it gives a small heal over time, and certain breads can make unique hotdogs that give additional food buffs on top of that healing.

In space, corndogs are made by taking a hotdog in a bun and jamming either a popsicle stick or a goddamn metal rod into it, the latter of which magically becomes a wooden stick in the process. The aforementioned unique hotdogs can make unique corndogs too, though they're more like sidegrades since they usually don't share a food effect with the basic corndog.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Hotdog

Meat Paste

6 seconds, low Hot diggity dog! None
Herbal sausage

Hotdog
Herb

N/A You may use any other herb, including cannabis or catnip. Making herbal sausage puts any chemicals that were in the herb into the sausage. None
Hotdog in a bun

Hotdog
Slice of Bread

OR

Slice of Honey-Wheat Bread

OR

Slice of Pumpkin Bread

OR

Slice of Northern-Style Cornbread

OR

Slice of Southern-Style Cornbread
N/A Don't forget your condiment bottles! Healing Over Time (All)
Bananadog

Hotdog
Slice of Banana Bread

N/A Sweaty and Healing Over Time (All)
Hounddog

Hotdog
Slice of Elvis Bread

N/A Ain't nothing but. Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All)
Braindog

Hotdog
Slice of Brain Bread

N/A Max Health Increased++ and Healing Over Time (All)
Frankenstein's beef frank

Hotdog
Slice of Dread

N/A Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog. Healing Over Time (All) and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Herbal sausage in a bun

Herbal Sausage
Slice of Bread

OR

Slice of Honey-Wheat Bread

OR

Slice of Pumpkin Bread

OR

Slice of Northern-Style Cornbread

OR

Slice of Southern-Style Cornbread

N/A Don't forget your condiment bottles! Healing Over Time (All)
Herbal bananadog

Herbal Sausage
Slice of Banana Bread

N/A Sweaty and Healing Over Time (All)
Herbal hounddog

Herbal Sausage
Slice of Elvis Bread

N/A Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All)
Herbal braindog

Herbal Sausage
Slice of Brain Bread

N/A Max Health Increased++ and Healing Over Time (All)
Herbal frankenstein's beef frank

Herbal Sausage
Slice of Dread

N/A Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog. Healing Over Time (All) and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Corndog

Hotdog in a bun
Rod

OR

Popsicle Stick

N/A Don't forget your condiment bottles! Sweaty
Hounddog-on-a-stick

Hounddog

OR

Herbal Hounddog
Rod

OR

Popsicle Stick

N/A Contains 15 units of essence of Elvis. Energized+
Banana-corndog

Bananadog
Rod

OR

Popsicle Stick

N/A Sweaty+
Brain-corndog

Braindog
Rod

OR

Popsicle Stick

N/A Max Health Increased++
Corndog of the damned

Frankenstein's Beef Frank
Rod

OR

Popsicle Stick

N/A Healing Over Time (All)
Herbdog

Herbal Sausage in a Bun
Rod

OR

Popsicle Stick

N/A Aside from the name, otherwise not all that different from regular corndogs. Sweaty
Banana-herbdog

Herbal Bananadog
Rod

OR

Popsicle Stick

N/A Sweaty+
Brain-herbdog

Herbal Braindog
Rod

OR

Popsicle Stick

N/A Max Health Increased++
Herbdog of the damned

Herbal Frankenstein's Beef Frank
Rod

OR

Popsicle Stick

N/A Healing Over Time (All)
2x / Half hotdog

Hotdog

OR

Herbal Sausage

N/A You get a left and a right half; both are functionally same. None
4x Chunk of hotdog

Left Hotdog half

OR

Right Hotdog Half

N/A Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "chunks". None
/ Hotdog Octopus

Left Hotdog Half

OR

Right Hotdog Half

N/A Aww. How cute. Contains a bit of love. Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "octopus". Use the knife on the resulting octopus to carve a little face, making it extra cute and giving it some love, literally. None

Pasta

In space, pasta is made using an oven (which is probably illegal somewhere); no need to boil it! It's worth noting that spaghetti noodles and pasta sheets specifically require semolina flour, which made from durum wheat, so restocking them might be more difficult than other starchy dishes. To compensate, pasta generally has some excellent food buffs, including ones that mend a small amount of damage over time, making it extra healing on top of the small amount of health gained from the very act of eating the food. Some varieties even give you healing chems.

Spaghetti noodles typically with come a randomly-chosen silly name, such as "spaceghetti" or "spetty", because of course it does, and dishes made from the noodles inherit the pasta's peculiar appellation.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Plain spaghetti

Spaghetti

8 seconds, high In-game, it uses the exact same name as the spaghetti ingredient, which is kinda confusing. Requires fork. Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Boneless spaghetti

Spaghetti
Ketchup

N/A A spaghetti variant that requires the skeleton mutation to make. Specific name varies. Has 50 units of milk. Requires fork. Energized and Sturdy
Spaghetti with tomato sauce

1.
Spaghetti
Ketchup
2.
Plain Spaghetti
Ketchup

1.

2.
1. 8 seconds, high

2. N/A
Specific name varies. Requires fork. There are two ways to make this: you can either put uncooked spaghetti and a ketchup packet in a oven for a while or put ketchup (i.e. tomato sauce) onto plain (cooked) spaghetti. Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Spaghetti arrabiata

1.
Spaghetti
Hot Sauce
2.
Spaghetti in Sauce
Hot Sauce

1.

2.
1. 8 seconds, high

2. N/A
Spicy! Specific name varies. Contains synaptizine and omnizine. Requires fork. To make, you can either put uncooked noodles and hot sauce in the oven or squirt hot sauce over spaghetti with sauce. Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Fettuccine Alfredo

Spaghetti
Cream

8 seconds, high Requires fork. Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Spaghetti with meatballs

Spaghetti
Meatball

8 seconds, high Specific name varies. Contains synaptizine. Requires fork. Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Chicken Parmigiana

Spaghetti
Ketchup
Chicken Nugget

8 seconds, high Contains synaptizine. Requires fork. Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Chicken Alfredo

Spaghetti
Cream
Chicken Nugget

8 seconds, high Contains synaptizine. Requires fork. Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Lasagna

Pasta Sheet
Ketchup
2x Cheese Slice

8 seconds, high Contains omnizine. Requires fork. Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)

Pies

There are not only sweet pies like apple pie or chocolate mud pie, but savory ones too, such as stargazy pie. Cream pies are in here too, and as the Clown can confirm, they're great for pranks, such as mousetrap pie launchers, which can use all sorts of pies too, not just the cream variety. Regardless of the type of pie, pies in Goonstation do not need pie tins; just put in your filling and sweet dough, set the time, and have it go. It literally is easy as pie. Notice, though, that they specifically need sweet dough, not regular dough.

Pies are pretty good for your Stamina since most of them provide the Refreshed food status effect (a Stamina regeneration buff) when you take a bite out of them; you can imagine this as all the sugar in the pie (or at least the sweet dough) giving you some extra pep. It's also possible to make custom pies and custom cream pies that give a variety of effects depending on what's in them.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Cream pie

Sweet Dough
Cream

2 seconds, high Really great for throwing at faces, even greater with dyspraxia/as a clown! Contains 10 units of cream (naturally). Requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
Custom cream pie

Sweet Dough
Cream
Custom Ingredient

2 seconds, high Accepts any food item. Requires spoon. Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies
Custard pie

Sweet Dough
Custard

2 seconds, high Requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
Apple pie

Sweet Dough
Apple

6 seconds, high Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
Pumpkin pie

Sweet Dough
Pumpkin

6 seconds, high Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
Lemon meringue pie

Sweet Dough
Lemon

6 seconds, high Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
Key lime pie

Sweet Dough
Lime

6 seconds, high Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
Strawberry pie

Sweet Dough
2x Strawberry

6 seconds, high Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
Blueberry pie

Sweet Dough
Blueberry

6 seconds, high Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
Cherry pie

Sweet Dough
Cherry

6 seconds, high Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
Blackberry pie

Sweet Dough
Blackberry

6 seconds, high Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
Raspberry pie

Sweet Dough
Raspberry

6 seconds, high Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
Chocolate mud pie

Sweet Dough
Candy Bar

5 seconds, high

OR

10 seconds, low
Not a euphemism, an actual mud pie this time. Accepts other types of candy too. Contains 10 units of pure hugs and 20 units of sugar. Can be sliced into 8 pieces with a knife or eaten whole, requires spoon. Refreshed, Sturdy, and Sweaty
Slurry pie

Sweet Dough
Slurry Pod

2 seconds, high The cooking of the slurrypod revealed their restorative properties. Contains 15 units of mutadone. Requires spoon. Cold and Bad Breath
Bacon pie

Sweet Dough
Raw Bacon

2 seconds, high Requires spoon. Cold, Max Health Increased++, and Sweaty
Moon pie

Sweet Dough
Butt

OR

Cyberbutt

2 seconds, high Get it? 10% chance of spawning with a silly alternate name such as "fart pie" or "mud pie". Requires spoon. Refreshed and Sweaty+
Stargazy pie

Sweet Dough
Potato
Fish Fillet

OR

Salmon Fillet

OR

White Fish Fillet

OR

Small Fish Fillet

5 seconds, high

OR

10 seconds, low
Better than it looks, really. Requires spoon. Rad Wick, Refreshed, and Sweaty
Space-chicken pot pie

Sweet Dough
Carrot
Chicken Nugget

6 seconds, high The classic savoury pie. Other forms of nuggets are accepted. Contains 20 units of chicken soup. Requires spoon. Max Health Increased++, Refreshed, and Sweaty
Chicken "pot" pie

Sweet Dough
Chicken Nugget
Cannabis

6 seconds, high Get it? Other forms of nuggets and cannabis are accepted. Contains 20 units of THC and 20 u of CBD. Requires spoon. Refreshed and Sweaty
Custom pie

Sweet Dough
Egg
Custom Ingredient

2 seconds, high You may add one or two items (food or otherwise). Requires spoon. Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies

Cookies And Moon Pies

Cookies, of course, require cookie dough, and there are a decent variety of fillings, including some more out-there ones. Thankfully, turning sweet dough (i.e. not regular dough) into cookie dough gives you a decent amount of them to work with. Sadly, though, in space, there are no cookie tins or cookie pans, so each oven can only make one cookie at a time.

Combine two cookies together with cream in an oven, and you get what are collectively called "moon pies". These have no relation to the other type of pies aside from requiring an oven.

Most cookies provide the Refreshed buff, reflecting how sweets in real life often provide a quick boost of energy. The two exceptions are iron cookies, which boost your max health because the iron filling is making you more hardy (quite possibly literally), and bacon cookies, which make you sweat like a pig because the bacon came from one (presumably). The moon pies provide upgraded versions of the food buffs provided by the cookies they're made from.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Stroopwafel

2x Cookie Dough
Maple Syrup

2 seconds, high Refreshed
Spookie

Cookie Dough
Ectoplasm

2 seconds, high Contains 10 units of sugar and 10 units of ectoplasm. Refreshed
Jaffa cake

Cookie Dough
Candy Bar
Orange

2 seconds, high While in real life this is indeed legally considered a cake by parts of the British legal system, in Goonstation, this is considered a cookie. Contains 10 units of sugar, 5 units of chocolate, and 5 units of orange juice. Refreshed
Sugar moon pie

2x Sugar Cookie
Cream

2 seconds, high Contains 10 units of cream and 30 units of sugar. Refreshed
Oatmeal moon pie

2x Oatmeal Cookie
Cream

2 seconds, high Contains 10 units of cream and 30 units of sugar. Refreshed+
Chocolate-chip moon pie

2x Chocolate-Chip Cookie
Cream

2 seconds, high Contains 10 units of chocolate, 10 units of cream, and 30 units of sugar. Refreshed+
Iron moon pie

2x Iron Cookie
Cream

2 seconds, high Contains 10 units of cream, 20 units of iron, and 20 units of sugar. Max Health Increased++
Bacon moon pie

2x Bacon Cookie
Cream

2 seconds, high Contains 10 units of cream, 20 units of porktonium, and 20 units of sugar. Sweaty+
Full moon pie

2x Spookie
Cream

2 seconds, high Contains 10 units of cream, 20 units of ectoplasm, and 20 units of sugar. Refreshed+
Jaffa moon cobbler

2x Jaffa Cake
Cream

2 seconds, high Contains 10 units of chocolate, 10 units of cream, 10 units of orange juice, and 20 units of sugar. Refreshed+
Whoopie pie

2x Chocolate-Chip Cookie
Candy Bar
Cream

2 seconds, high Requires chocolate-chip cookies specifically. Contains 30 units of chocolate, 10 units of cream, and 20 units of sugar. Refreshed+

Candies and sweets

All candy made from melted sugar can be flavoured and coloured by pouring reagents over the tray of melted sugar.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Melted sugar

Sugar
Tray

10 seconds, low Can be flavoured by pouring reagents over it. None. Will burn your mouth, you greedy pig.
Melted sugar strip

Melted sugar

N/A Can be made into various types of candy. None.
Hard candy

Melted sugar strip

N/A Can be wrapped in a piece of paper. Cannot be eaten.
Melted sugar torus

Melted sugar strip

N/A Can be made into dragon's beard or lollipops. Cannot be eaten.
Swirly lollipop

Melted sugar circle
Rod

OR

Popsicle Stick

N/A Colourful! None.
Dragon's beard

Melted sugar circle
Flour

N/A Gets better the more times you fold it, but has a chance to break every time it's folded. Chances are improved if you're a chef and apply flour before each fold. Can be cut into individual pieces. Energized
Candy cane

Mint
Sugar

5 seconds, low Festive! Energized
Apple on a stick

Apple
Rod

OR

Popsicle Stick

N/A It's like an apple, but with a handle. Cold and Refreshed
Candy apple

Apple on a Stick
Sugar

5 seconds, low Perfect for a crewmember, or a witch. Energized
Delicious apple on a stick


OR

Popsicle Stick

N/A Contains 10 units of capulettium. Cold and Refreshed
Delicious candy apple

Delicious Apple on a Stick
Sugar

5 seconds, low Contains 10 units of capulettium. Energized
Nougat bar

Honey
Sugar

5 seconds, low Chock full of nougat. Besides making your own, you can also buy these from snack machines. None
Granola bar

Honey
Oatmeal

5 seconds, low A honey and oat based snack. Refreshed+
Hetz' Cup

Peanut Butter
Candy Bar

N/A Works with any candy, so long as it has chocolate reagent and isn't another Hetz Cup. None

My Dream Bakery

Some dessert items allow for a multitude of customizations. Currently, cakes and donuts can be hand-crafted with love, allowing you to choose unique frostings, toppings, and fillings. Grab your kitchen island and your bread knife, it's time to bake off!

Donuts

Donuts can be frosted to customize them. They have a shared reagent pool of 50 units, and each donut starts filled with 20 units of sugar already in it. This means you can fill the additional 30 units with reagents of your choosing. To fill a donut, use a syringe to inject reagents into it.

You can also frost the donut, which adds reagents to the reagent pool too. Frosting a donut once with an icing tube will also make a frosting layer that's the same color as the reagents in the tube, and will transfer 15 units of the frosting reagents to the donut. Frosting options include:

  • Full icing
  • Half-and-half icing
  • Dipped icing
  • Sprinkles
  • Center filling
  • Heart icing
  • Star icing
  • Zigzag icing

Frosting again will allow you to create another design on the donut that transfers another 15 units of reagent to the donut. You can also hit a donut with coconut meat to add coconut flakes on top of the donut, which doesn't count towards the reagent pool or use up a frosting slot.

This is a perfect way to refill Security's supply of donuts if they're running low, with the added benefit of being able to make them custom donuts with helpful chemicals contained in every bite. They make a great portable snack to give to friends too!

Cakes

Cakes can be either hard-coded specific ones with unique sprites or customs ones made by taking a cake batter, putting it in the KitchenHelper with an item, and running the KitchenHelper. Alternatively, you can take a basic cake base and shove it in the oven with an item to bake the item into the cake, though it won't transfer any special coloring or filling.

Cakes
Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & Temperature Info Effects
Cake batter

Sweet Dough
2x Egg

None The first step of baking any cake! None
Custom Cake Batter

Cake Batter
Custom Ingredient

None Blending a cake batter with another food item will bake into a cake of that type and color. This has to be done as a separate step after using the KitchenHelper the first time to make a cake batter. None
Basic Cake

Cake Batter

7 seconds, high Varies
Custom Cake

Cake Batter
Custom Ingredient

7 seconds, high Creates a cake of whatever type of object you put in, but doesn't retain any of the special colors. Varies
Creamy sponge cake

Cake Batter
Cream

7 seconds, high Contains 10 units of cream and 20 units of sugar. Cold and Energized
Chocolate sponge cake

Cake Batter
Candy Bar

7 seconds, high Cold and Energized
Meat cake

Cake Batter
Humanoid Meat

7 seconds, high Cold and Energized
Bacon cake

Cake Batter
3x Raw Bacon

7 seconds, high An actual food crime. Cold and Energized
True Bacon (TM)

7x Raw Bacon

7 seconds, high An abomination... Gross Burps and Fire Burps
Icing

Icing tubes can be filled with any chemical mix of your choosing! Icing a cake will use 25 units of reagent to create a frosting style of your choosing in the color of the reagents used.

Toppings

Any food item can be used as a topping, but most food items will be applied as a generic topping. You can have up to three different toppings on a cake, one per layer. Adding a topping to a cake will transfer any of the food buffs that topping contains to the cake's reagent pool of up to 300 units. A few items are special toppings with unique sprites that can be added to a cake without limit.

Unique Toppings:

Stacking & Slicing

  • Cakes can be stacked up to three tall.
  • Stacked cakes share a reagent pool (up to 300 units of chemicals)
  • Cakes can be sliced with a sharp enough tool, starting from the topmost layer.

Take pride in knowing your cake creations would probably net you the grand prize in one of those bake-off competition shows. Maybe.

Miscellaneous

Recipes that don't quite fit elsewhere. Among many others, this includes a couple of ethnic/cultural dishes, various breakfast staples, soups, dips, snack foods, and even a few foods for non-humans.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Bacon and eggs

2x Raw Bacon
2x Egg

8 seconds, high Requires fork. Energized+
Waffles

Sweet Dough
Dough

10 seconds, low High Tek. Energized
/ Pancakes

1.
Pancake Batter
Maple Syrup
2.
Dough
Syrup

1.
2.
1. 5 seconds, high

OR

10 seconds, low
2. N/a.
You can either stick pancake batter (you don't need to actually mix it with anything...) in an oven...or defib (regular) dough, because memes. Don't forget to add the maple syrup after cooking the pancakes! Energized and Gassy
French toast

Slice of Bread
2x Egg
Milk Bottle

5 Seconds, High

OR

10 Seconds, Low
Eggy bread if you're English, pain perdu if you're French. Any bread works. You can also add maple syrup to triple the amount of HP healed (2 to 6). Energized and Max Health Increased+
Crumpet

Holey Dough

3 Seconds, High. Very British. Healing Over Time (Brute)
/ Bagel

Dough Circle

6 seconds, low. Can create both plain and seed bagels. Sturdy
Donut

Dough Circle
Sugar

OR

Dough

OR

Semolina Dough
Stun Baton

6 Seconds, low. A nice loop of dough. It's also possible make donuts by clicking on dough with a stunbaton, referred to as batonfrying. The baton has to be on, you must be on any intent besides Harm, and you need to have the Security Training trait. This doesn't consume baton charge, so you can do this forever. Energized
Biscuit

Flour
Dough

4 seconds, low Healing Over Time (Brute)
English Muffin

Biscuit

N/A Delicious. Cut in half with a knife. Warm
Buttered English Muffin

Biscuit
Butter

N/A Butter is optional. Energized
Sausage MacGuffin

2x English Muffin
Cheese Slice
Egg
Humanoid Meat

6 seconds, high Unrelated to any corporations. None
Churro

Dough Strip
Sugar

7 seconds, high Yum, can be eaten alone or dipped various soups and sauces. Energized
Roach Puffs

Cookie Swirlies
Candy Bar

5 seconds, low Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl. None
Honey Wonks

Cookie Swirlies
Honey

5 seconds, low Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl. None
Tahn-O-Nys

Cookie Swirlies
Banana

5 seconds, low Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl. None
Shredded Syndies

Cookie Swirlies
Pure Telecrystal

5 seconds, low Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl, fortified with atropine & space drugs. None
Flocked-Flakes Cirrial

Cookie Swirlies
Odd Crystal

5 seconds, low Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl. None
Bacon

Raw Bacon

6 seconds, high Crispy. None
Omelette

Humanoid Meat
Cheese Slice
2x Egg

6 seconds, high Requires fork. Energized and Gross Burps
Deep-space hell omelette

Humanoid Meat
Cheese
2x Bee Egg

6 seconds, high The space bees are not going to like this! Requires fork. Energized and Gross Burps
Meatball sub

Loaf of Bread

OR

Baguette
Meatball
Cheese Slice
Ketchup

6 seconds, High Works with any type of bread loaf, as well as baguettes. Energized+ and Max Health Increased++
Banh mi

Loaf of Honey-Wheat Bread

OR

Baguette
Carrot
Cucumber
Raw Bacon

6 seconds, High Works only with honeywheat bread and baguettes. Energized+ and Max Health Increased++
Garlic Bread

Baguette
Butter
Garlic

6 seconds, low Contains 20u of holy water. Healing Over Time (Toxin), Max Health Increased++, Energized and Bad Breath
Cheesy Garlic Bread

Baguette
Cheese Slice
Butter
Garlic

6 seconds, low Contains 10u of holy water and 10u of cheese. Healing Over Time (Toxin), Max Health Increased++, Energized and Bad Breath
Fairy Bread

Slice of Bread
Sugar
Butter

8 seconds, low A strange Australian creation. Contains 5u of bread and 5u of sugar. Refreshed+
/ Steak

Humanoid Meat

OR

Synthmeat

10 seconds, low You may use synth-, monkey- or human meat. Max Health Increased+ and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Changeling Steak

Changeling Meat

6 seconds, high Hopefully it's dead. Contains Neurotoxin. Max Health Increased+ and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Roast turkey

Raw turkey

5 seconds, high

OR

10 seconds, low
You can't eat a whole turkey yourself; you have to carve it up with some sort of cutting or snipping tool first. Carving it up yields two turkey drumsticks and three turkey slices. N/A
Turkey drumstick

Roast turkey

N/A You get two of these when you carve up a roast turkey. Unfortunately, there are no drums to beat, and anyhow, they aren't real drumsticks. Fortunately, every drumstick contains 10 units of gravy. Healing Over Time (Brute), Max Health Increased+
Turkey slice

Roast turkey

N/A You get three of these when carving up a roast turkey. Each slice contains 10 units of gravy (delicious!) Healing Over Time (Brute), Max Health Increased+
Fish fingers

Fish Fillet

OR

Salmon Fillet

OR

White Fish Fillet

OR

Small Fish Fillet

10 seconds, low The type of fish used is irrelevant. Don't think about fish with fingers. Healing Over Time (Burn),Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Sweaty
Cooked shrimp meat

Raw shrimp meat

2 seconds, high

OR

4 seconds, low
A classic. No need to be shellfish with these. Warm and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Baked potato

Potato

8 seconds, high A heated potato. Sturdy
Mashed potatoes 3x N/A They've been shown who's boss in the kitchen. Requires either a fork or spoon. Max Health Increased+ and Sturdy
Fries

Chips

7 seconds, low None
Chili cheese fries

1. Fries
Chili Pepper
Cheese

OR

2. Chips
Chili Pepper
Cheese

1. 3 seconds, low
2. 7 seconds, low
There are two different recipes, with two different optimal cook times, depending on whether you use cooked fries or raw potato slices. Staple of Space Coney Island and kinda unhealthy. Contains 1 unit of cholesterol, 10 units of cheese, and 10 units of capsaicin. Max Health Increased+
Swedish meatballs

Flour
Egg
2x Meatball

10 seconds, low Bork Bork Bork! Requires fork. None
Custom pizza

Pizza Base
Custom Ingredient

9 seconds, high The toppings may consist of any food item. Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies
6x Custom pizza slices

Pizza

OR

OR

N/A Effects vary depending on what was added. You slice up pizza with any kind of tool that cuts, saws, or snips things. Varies
Pizza-ghetti

Pizza

OR

Pizza Slices
Spaghetti in Sauce

OR

Spaghetti Arrabiata

N/A Inherits the pasta's silly name. Contains pizza reagent and fleur-de-lys. Sweaty
/ Custom rangoon / eggroll

Wonton Wrapper
Custom Ingredient

N/A Combine the wrapper with a food item of your choice, then load it into the deep fryer. Tiny objects make a rangoon, small items an eggroll. Energized
Mashed brains

Brain

OR

Synthbrain

OR

Odd Crystal

OR

Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core

N/A Good brain food--no prions, guaranteed! Well-cooked mashed brains has a 1% chance to give you a good mutation...and a 1% chance to give you a bad one (both cannot happen at the same time). Eating this requires either a fork or a spoon. Max Health Increased++
Meatloaf

Meat Paste
Egg
Loaf of Bread

8 seconds, low Requires fork. Max Health Increased++
Taco shell

Tortilla

6 seconds, low Devoid of any and all taco ingredients None
Meat taco

Tacoshell
Any Meat
Cheese Slice
Hot Sauce

N/A Most types of meat can be used, including bacon. Energized and Warm
4x Tortilla chips

Tacoshell

N/A Crush an empty cooked taco shell to get four of these. Energized
Guacamole

Avocado

N/A Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Refreshed
Mint chutney

Mint
Chili Pepper
Garlic
Onion

7 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Energized and Refreshed
Oatmeal (random flavor)

Oatmeal

5 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Healing Over Time (Brute)
Tomato soup

2x Tomato

6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Refreshed and Warm
Porridge

2x Rice

5 seconds, high

OR

10 seconds, low
Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Healing Over Time (Brute)
Gruel

3x  ?????

N/A Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Sweaty
Chili con queso

Chili Pepper
Cheese

6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Sweaty and Warm
Chili con carne

Humanoid Meat
Chili Pepper

6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Fart Thrust and Warm
Chili con flagration

Humanoid Meat
Chili Pepper
2x Hot Sauce

6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Fire Burps and Warm
El Diablo

Chili Con Carne
Chili Con Flagration
Chili Pepper
Hot Sauce

10 seconds, high Warning: not for the faint of heart! Combine the con carne and flagration along with the rest of the listed ingredients. Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Fire Burps+ and Warm
Cream of mushroom

Cream
Mushroom

OR

Cloaked Panellus

8 seconds, low

OR

4 seconds, high
Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. While it's made from mushrooms, it, surprisingly, contains only 10 units of cream, with no space fungus in sight. Cleanse and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
Cream of magic mushroom

Cream
Magic Mushroom ("space mushroom" in-game)

8 seconds, low

OR

4 seconds, high
Named just "cream of mushroom" in-game. Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. It's more potent than the 'shrooms they're made from; while magic 'shrooms contain only psilocybin, this dish contains 20 units of LSD, 20 units of space drugs, and 20 units of psilocybin, on top of the usual 10 units of cream seen in cream of mushroom dishes. Cleanse, Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Rad Wick
Cream of amanita mushroom

Cream
Amanita Mushroom ("space mushroom" in-game)

8 seconds, low

OR

4 seconds, high
Goes by just "cream of mushroom" in-game. Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Contains 10 units of cream,and since you've just made a dish from poisonous amanita mushrooms (also known as white mushrooms or fly amanita mushrooms), it contains 20 units of amanitin, a dangerous poison. Cleanse and Rad Wick
Salad

2x Lettuce Leaf

5 seconds, low Requires fork Energized and Refreshed
Hard-Boiled Egg

Egg

4 seconds, low The loose cannon of foods Night Vision and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Deviled Egg

Hard-Boiled Egg

N/A An unholy egg. Energized
Egg Salad

Hard-Boiled Egg
Salad
Mayonnaise

5 seconds, low Energized and Bad Breath
Haggis

Heart
Onion
Oatmeal

9 seconds, high Och laddie, don ya ken wha U'm sayin? Works with all other internal organs, namely lungs, stomachs (as per tradition), intestines, pancreases, kidneys, spleens, appendices, and, disturbingly, eyes. Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
Haggass

Butt
Onion
Oatmeal

9 seconds, high Makes you quite gassy, Scottish style. Requires a fork. Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
Scotch Eggs

Slice of Bread
Egg
Humanoid Meat

3 seconds, high In scotland, Scotch Eggs count as a vegetable. Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
Refried Beans

Raw Bacon
2x Bean Pod

7 seconds, high Requires spoon. Fart Thrust and Gassy
Rice And Beans

Rice
Bean Pod

10 seconds, low Requires spoon. Fart Thrust and Gassy
Fried Rice

Rice
Egg
Onion
Garlic

10 seconds, low Requires spoon. Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (All)
Omurice

Rice
Egg
Ketchup

8 seconds, low Requires spoon. Max Health Increased++ and Warm
Risotto

Rice
Butter
Onion
Garlic

5 seconds, high Requires spoon. Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All)
Croissant

Sweet Dough
Butter

6 seconds, high Healing Over Time (Brute)
Pain au Chocolat

Sweet Dough
Butter
Candy Bar

6 seconds, high Healing Over Time (Brute) and #Energized
Apple Danish

Sweet Dough
Butter
Apple

6 seconds, high Healing Over Time (Brute) + Refreshed
Cherry Danish

Sweet Dough
Butter
Cherry

6 seconds, high Healing Over Time (Burn) + Refreshed
Blueberry Danish

Sweet Dough
Butter
Blueberry

6 seconds, high Healing Over Time (Burn) + Energized
Cannadanish

Sweet Dough
Butter
Cannabis

6 seconds, high Contains 10u of THC and 10u of CBD. Healing Over Time (Brute) + Healing Over Time (Burn)
Ice cream cone

Sweet Dough
Sugar

1 second, low None
X-flavored ice cream

Ice Cream Cone

N/A The machine offers three basic flavors: chocolate, coffee, and vanilla, which all contain 40 units of their respective chems. Alternatively, you can use a container (beaker, drinking glass, bottle etc.) with reagents of your choice. Cones made this way contain 10 units of cream and 30 units of chems from the container used. Cold
Synthorange

Orange
Synthmeat

N/A Must use synthmeat specifically. Heals twice the amount of regular oranges. Cold and Refreshed
Donk pocket (warm)

1.
Dough
Meatball
2.
Cold Donk Pocket

1. & 2. 7 seconds, high You can either make your own with dough and meatballs or take a pre-made one from a Donk-Pockets box, which start out cold and unheated.

If you heat it right (e.g. with a microwave or oven), it'll fill you with 10 units of delicious omnizine goodness when eaten. There are other ways of cooking it (e.g. lighters, welders, sparks), but if you heat it too much, it'll scald you for 5 BURN and fill you with 10 units of nasty ???? when eaten. The trick is to get it between 176°C to 260°C (449°K and 533°K).

Eat it quick, it'll cool down in seven minutes and you won't get the omnizine.
None
Warm honk-pocket

Dough
Meatball
Bike Horn

7 seconds, high Turns your farts into honks for a short time! But it does something completely different when it's left to cool for a good while... None
Onion Chips

2x Onion Ring
Garlic
Cheese

7 seconds, high Like normal chips, but stinkier. Bad Breath
Popcorn

Corn Cob

N/A Heat the cob with a welding tool or other heat source until it pops. Night Vision
Popcorn

Corn Cob

N/A Popped via the magic of the processor. Night Vision
Pickle

Cucumber

N/A A reminder of all the pickle jars the crew smashed. None
Egg nog

3x Egg
Milk

5 seconds, low Also Festive! N/A
Fruit cake

Smoldering Mess
 ?????

7 seconds, high You can only make this fruitcake in December. Cold and Energized
Zongzi

Bamboo Shoot
Rice Ball
Any Meat

4 seconds, high A Space Chinese rice snack wrapped in bamboo leaves. Click on it in-hand to unwrap it. Healing Over Time (All) and Energized+
/ / / / Nigiri roll

Rice Ball
Slice of Fish Fillet

OR

Slice of Salmon Fillet

OR

Slice of White Fillet

OR

Slice of Small Fish Fillet

OR

Cooked shrimp meat

N/A There are different-colored variations depending on the color of fish fillet slice you use, as well as a variant for specifically using shrimp. While they use different sprites, they all have the same in-game name and confer the same food buffs, healing, etc. Energized+
/ / / Nigiri roll

Rice Ball
Slice of Fish Fillet

OR

Slice of Salmon Fillet

OR

Slice of White Fillet

OR

Slice of Small Fish Fillet

6 seconds low. Makes a random color nigiri roll, regardless of type of fillet used. Not correct sushi making. Energized+
Onigiri

Rice Ball
Seaweed Sheet

N/A A simplified version of how it is made in real life too. Warm
/ Sushi Roll

Fish Fillet

OR

Salmon Fillet

OR

White Fish Fillet

OR

Small Fish Fillet
2x Rice Ball
Seaweed Sheet

6 seconds low. Use knife to slice. Also incorrect sushi making. Max Health Increased
/ Custom sushi roll

Seaweed Sheet
Sticky Rice
Custom Ingredient

N/A Click the rolling mat with seaweed sheet, then sticky rice, and then up to 3 food items of your choosing. Click on the mat with empty hand a couple times to roll up the mat, then click on it again to unroll it and take the sushi roll off. Use a knife to slice it into sushi rolls. Now this is correct sushi making! Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies
Hardtack

Dough
Iron Fillings

6 seconds, high None
Bee Kibble

 ?????
Honey
Wheat

10 seconds, high For bee larva only. None
Birthday Cupcake

Bee Kibble
Royal Jelly
Candle
Sugar

10 seconds, high For space bees only...or brave humans. None
Dog Biscuit

Granola Bar
Meat Paste
Peanut Butter

6 seconds, low If you're a pug, dog biscuits heal you a bit and grant you buffs! If you're not a pug, they do neither of those things--what did you expect? Energized+ and Max Health Increased++
Tandoori Chicken

Curry Powder
Chicken Nugget
Chili Pepper
Garlic

9 seconds, high Requires fork. Max Health Increased, Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm
Potato Curry

Curry Powder
Potato
Carrot
Pea Pod

7 seconds, low Requires fork. Energized, Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm
Coconut Curry

Curry Powder
Coconut Meat
Carrot
Rice

7 seconds, low Requires fork. Max Health Increased, Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm
Chicken Pineapple Curry

Curry Powder
Chicken Nugget
Chili Pepper
Pineapple Slice

7 seconds, low Requires fork. Healing Over Time (Brute), Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Warm
Bowl of ramen

Ramen Noodles
Seaweed Sheet
Soy Sauce
Hard-Boiled Egg

7 seconds, high Requires chopsticks or any other fork equivalent. Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Warm
Bowl of udon

Udon Noodles
Seaweed Sheet
Soy Sauce
Kamaboko

7 seconds, high Requires chopsticks or any other fork equivalent. Max Health Increased+, Sturdy, and Warm
Bowl of curry udon

Udon Noodles
Seaweed Sheet
Curry Powder
Hard-Boiled Egg

7 seconds, high Requires chopsticks or any other fork equivalent. Max Health Increased+, Refreshed, and Warm
Bowl of mapo tofu

Monkey meat
Chili pepper
Soybean pod
Onion

7 seconds, high Based off cuisine from Space Sichuan, a region famous for its particular style of spicy food. This dish is no exception, for it contains a whopping 25 units of capsaicin. Requires a fork or equivalent, which includes chopsticks. Cleanse, Healing Over Time (Toxin), Rad Wick, and Warm
Bowl of synth mapo tofu

Synthmeat
Chili pepper
Soybean pod
Onion

7 seconds, high More or less a vegeterian-friendly version of standard mapo tofu. Still just as spicy; it has a pretty substantial 25 units of capsaicin. Requires chopsticks or any other fork equivalent. Cleanse, Healing Over Time (Toxin), Rad Wick, and Warm
Ratatouille

Cucumber
Tomato
Eggplant
Garlic

3 seconds, high Stewed and caramalized. Remy not included. Requires spoon. Refreshed and Warm

Cooking Methods

Stove

Soup! Not only does is it delicious, but it's quite good for you; the soup adds up all the healing amounts and up to 4 of the food buffs of the ingredients used. The more you put in, the more you get out!

  1. Click on the soup pot with an item to insert it as an ingredient. Go nuts!
    • You can use whatever, including things that aren't food, so long as it can go into a backpack.
      • You can't put another soup pot in the pot.
    • There is a limit on the number of things that can go in the pot, dependent on weight; essentially, you can fit in lots of tiny-size items but only a couple normal-size items.
    • The more ingredients you use, the more soup you can serve out. Be generous!
    • You can take ingredients out by click-dragging the pot onto you. This'll take out the most recently added ingredient.
  2. Click on the soup pot with a container of chemicals to pour it in as broth. Any chemicals. Up to 150 units of chemicals.
    • If at any point, you make a mistake and want to start over, you can click-drag the soup pot's sprite onto a floor tile while the pot's in your hand to recover the ingredients and pour the broth out. This also applies the turf effects of the reagents in the broth.
  3. Pick up the soup pot and click on the stove to put the pot on the stove. Use a lit welder, lighter, or similar flame source on the stove to light it. It'll start cooking for a few seconds.
  4. After it's finished, click on the stove to take the pot off.
  5. Click on the pot with a ladle to scoop up some soup, and click on a bowl with a ladle to serve it.

The resulting soup's name will be in the format "[ingredients] soup in [chemicals] broth", with the [chemicals] part displaying the three reagents with the highest volume, and you can Examine the soup pot to get a relative description of the amount of broth in the soup to the maximum volume and a similar one for ingredients. The description gets snarky if there's a lot of ingredients.


Deep Fryer

Every food can be deep-fried, and the same applies to many other objects. In fact, you can deep-fry pretty much anything you can think of besides containers and bulky items. Experiment!

If the food coming out of the deep fryer is too hot, there's an easy fix: get a cooling rack from the FoodTech and put your fried food on it.

Note: Any food that is deep-fried keeps their effects and also gains the Warm effect. Also, keeping something in the Deep Fryer for an extended period of time not only reduces it to a smoldering mess, it also causes the fryer to occasionally spray hot oil and scorch a small area near it, setting anything and anyone on fire.

Shitty Grill

Not-actually-all-that-shitty grill that appears on John's Bus, which can be called at the Space Diner and Mining Outpost for space-based maps and the Sea Diner for ocean-based maps. Grilling is simple: click on the grill to light it up, then wait a while for it to warm up. Once it's ready, click on the grill with an item in your hand to put that item on the grill. Wait a few seconds, then click on the grill again to take it off the grill. It's ready for consumption after that, but if it's so hot it scolds you, you'll want to put it on a cooling rack.

Like the deep fryer, just about everything that can be held in your hand can be grilled, even things that aren't food, and the resulting grilled item is edible and counts as a food item for recipes that can accept food items, but not non-foods, as a custom ingredient. Moreover, there are different grill states depending on how long the item was on the grill, and if you get the timing right, the newly grilled item can have omnizine or even enriched MSG in it. However, the time frame for a perfect grill is short and unforgiving, and it's quite easy to just burn it into a char. Grilled food will keep their effects and also gain the Warm effect.

Grilling in John Bill's presence will elicit helpful and/or amusing comments from him. Supposedly, there's also a super-powered version with many different functionalities in some forsaken lab somewhere. Also, you probably shouldn't leave it on and unattended without anything grilling.

Pickle Jar

Did you just make a full-course buffet for the crew, but then the shuttle got called as soon as you finished cooking? Fret not, the ancient art of pickling is here to save the day! Like the two machines above, the pickle jar can turn most hand-held objects into food, but with a twist: the pickled items persist across shifts!

Simply place an item in one of the two glass jars on the station. If you then take it out during a future shift, you'll get a pickled, edible version of the item. Don't think you can use this to store traitor items for future shifts though; just like with frying and grilling, a pickled item will only be usable as food. Besides, the jar rejects items with a contraband level of 1 or higher, because they're "too illegal to fit". Additionally, the item will only become pickled when the shift ends, meaning anyone can just take the item out of the jar and use it normally until the end of the shift. Pickled items won't keep their reagents/food-buffs, either.

You can find pickle jars in the same place they were left last shift if the same map was chosen twice in a row. If it's a different map than before, it'll be randomly placed somewhere on the station.

Microwave

Though rarely (if ever) used for anything, the microwave still has its place in the bar. Most people are aware of warm donk pockets, but there are also several other legacy recipes which might be of use to a bartender or hungry assistants - a second unit can be found in crew quarters, and more may be deployed with the help of an Engineer.

Produced item Recipe Info
Donut

Flour
Egg

Popcorn

Corn Cob

Waffles

2x Flour
2x Egg

Custard pie

2x Flour
Banana

Peel the banana first! Requires spoon.
Burger

Flour
Humanoid Meat

Possible types of meat: monkey, human.
Synthburger

Flour
Synthmeat

Synth meat only.
Brainburger

Flour
Brain

Only a monkey or human brain will work, not synthbrains! Infects whoever eats it with kuru.
Buttburger

Flour
Butt

Doesn't work with synth- or cyberbutts.
Roburger

Flour
Standard Cyborg Head

Recipe is limited to the standard cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with robotic transformation.
Heartburger

Flour
Heart

Works with human and monkey hearts. Synthetic or cyberhearts are not compatible.
Meatball

Humanoid Meat
Humanoid Meat

Valid combination: 1x monkey + 1x human.
Warm donk pocket

Flour
Meatball

Warm donk pocket

Cold Donk Pocket

A box of them can be found in the kitchen refrigerator. Once heated, they will stay warm for about seven minutes.

In case of an invalid or unrecognized recipe, the microwave is less forgiving than its successor. However, it's not the end of the world and both failure states can be addressed rather easily.

The microwave gets covered in muck! - Get a spray bottle or a sponge. Ask the janitor or simply steal one.

The microwave breaks! - Use a screwdriver on the unit, then a wrench.

Just like real life, putting an egg in a microwave by itself is a Bad Idea.

Prison Loaf Processor

Certain customers may not even be able to visit the bar and enjoy your culinary delicacies. Fortunately, there is still a convenient way to deliver food to the inmates: the Lay-Z Chef Prison Food Chute. Many items (food or otherwise) are suitable components for the processor, which sends the fresh loaf directly to the brig. While you have limited control over the taste or appearance of said loaf, there is actually more to it than meets the eye. It might be worthwhile to experiment with the amount and composition of the ingredients!

Icon Level Name Comments Notes
1 Prison loaf A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible.
2 Dense prison loaf The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today.
3 Extra-dense prison loaf Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else.
4 Super-compressed prison loaf Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god.
5 Fissile loaf There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat. Throw it and watch what happens.
6 Fusion loaf Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within?
7 Neutron loaf Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons.
8 Quark loaf This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy. You can bash through reinforced walls with this.
9 Degenerate loaf You should probably call a physicist.
10 Strangelet loaf You should probably call a priest. Flies around at random, destroying whatever it hits and heavily damaging players it bashes into.
11 Einstein-rosen loaf A hypothetical feature of loaf-spacetime. It could in theory be used to open a bridge between one point in space-time to another point in loaf-spacetime, if one had the machine required ... Can be used to make a material that causes whatever it's made out of to float.

Food Effects

Consuming certain foods can grant you certain boosts to things like stamina regeneration and maximum health. Generally, the more complex or resource intensive the cooking process, the better the buffs the food provides, and the closer it's cooked to the optimal heat level and time, the longer the buffs last; you'll know you've gotten it right if you get a message like That tasted amazing! when eating it. Having THC in your system doubles the duration of the food buffs further. If you have the Kitchen Training trait (in other words, you're a Chef), you can Examine food to see what buffs it gives and check if it's been cooked well enough to get the bonus buff duration for quality.

Buff Explanation
Energized Adds +18 max stamina.
Energized+ Adds +22 max stamina.
Refreshed Adds +2.2 stamina regeneration.
Refreshed+ Adds +5 stamina regeneration.
Warm If you're below base body temperature (37 degrees C), raises your body temperature by 6 degrees Celsius every few seconds.
Cold If you're above base body temperature (37 degrees C), lowers your body temperature by 0.8 degrees Celsius every few seconds.
Cleanse Adds +80% Disease Resistance
Healing Over Time Heals varying amounts of the damage type listed every 5 seconds. Has variations that fix Burn, Brute, Tox, and all three.
Damage Over Time Deals varying amounts of the damage type listed every 5 seconds. Has variations that deal Burn, Brute, Tox, and all three.
Sweaty Small chance to sweat a fluid puddle of water beneath you. Gross. Unaffected by clothing worn.
Sweaty+ Like regular Sweaty, but with a higher chance of creating a puddle.
Max Health Increased Adds +10 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition.
Max Health Increased+ Adds +20 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition.
Max Health Increased++ Adds +40 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition and is enough to let you take two cyalume saber hits.
Gross Burps Your burps sound extra-grody.
Night Vision Lets you see better in darkness much like the Cat Eyes trait.
Sturdy Halves the chance for your limbs to be blown off by an explosion. Stacks with the Adamantium Skeleton trait.
Gassy Your *farts sound...interesting.
Fart Thrust *Farting lets you navigate through Space and pushes you forward on the Seafloor. Remember you can still use IJKL to orient your character.
Rad Wick Increases your radiation resistance.
Fire Burps When you *burp, you unleash a column of flame tiles up to 4 tiles in front of you, drastically shortening the buff.
Fire Burps+ Like regular Fire Burps, but the flames go up to 6 tiles instead of 4 and have a higher temperature.
Bad Breath Your breath is rancid and anyone near you can smell it. Mostly just flavor text.
Brain Food Every few seconds, you heal 1 brain damage. Benefits only apply if you have the Aquatic Genetics mutation

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