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Food is what you eat. Drinks are what you drink. Here is a comprehensive (but still incomplete) list of items and recipes for the chef to utilize and the crew to enjoy. Just remember that side-effects are by no means unknown or uncommon.
Snacks
Icon | Name | Available from | Info | Effects |
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Donut | Vendor, kitchen | Frosted donuts give double the HP recovery to security officers. <Insert Joke> | Energized | |
Robust donut | Sec weapons vendor | In addition to doubled healing for Sec personnel like regular donuts, contains 12 units of sugar, 12u of epinephrine, and 12u of synaptizine. You can also take more bites out of it. | Energized | |
Chips | Vendor | The bag adds to the crunch! | Sturdy | |
Candy | Vendor | Nondescript chocolate from an equally nondescript company. Comes with no razor inside usually...Don't take candy from strange barbers. | None | |
Fries | Vendor, kitchen | French fries from a vending machine! Delicious! | None | |
Popsicle | Vendor, kitchen | Comes in 7 amazing flavors! Eating one yields a popsicle stick, naturally. | Cold | |
Popcorn | Kitchen | Unsalted with no butter. | Night Vision | |
Onion chips | Kitchen | Chips made from onions. Don't judge. | Bad Breath | |
Nougat bar | Kitchen | With all or less of the nougat you could ever or never want. | None | |
Granola bar | Kitchen | A honey and oat based snack. | Refreshed+ | |
Cookie tin | Kitchen | Contains 7x butter cookies. Sadly, the tin itself is inedible. | N/A | |
Popsicle Box | Refrigerator | Contains 7x popsicles! | N/A | |
Hetz' Cup | Kitchen | Must be unwrapped before being eaten. | None | |
Candy apple | Kitchen | A delectable and possibly spooky treat. | Energized | |
Candy cane | Kitchen | Festive! | Energized | |
Yoghurt | Kitchen | Requires spoon. A frozen variant can be from a certain jolly man. | None | |
Pickle | Kitchen | A reminder of all the pickle jars that the crew smashed. Don't trust pickles you find in the trash. | None. | |
Swedish Fisk | Kitchen | Contains swedium. Bork Bork Bork! | None | |
Extravagant Chocolate Gateau | Kitchen | A very fancy cake that the chef couldn't have cooked. | Energized and Cold | |
Fortune Cookie | Quartermaster | A small cookie with a Zoldorf-esque fortune in it. | None | |
Chinese takeout carton | Quartermaster | A carton full of delicious Space Chinese food. The character depicted is half the expression for "China". | 没有 | |
Candy heart | Quartermaster | Flavored chalk with inscriptions such as "Robust Me" and "Love Transfer Valve". 10 in every box! | None | |
Peach ring | Quartermaster,GTM | Contains a tiny bit of peach juice. | None | |
Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel | GTMs | Contains strawberry juice, vanilla, and three random miscellaenous reagents! | Energized | |
Cinnamon sugar donut | GTMs | Absolutely chockful of sugar. | Energized | |
Little Danny's Snack Cake | Hacked FoodTech | Comes in many colors and with bad grease, VHFCS, "flavoring", and occasionally just poison. | Sweaty | |
Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf | Abandoned crates, most Listening Posts | A regular snack cake that's most definitely not trying to be a Twinkie. | Sweaty | |
Descuento Danito's Burritos | Snacks Vendor | Available in many different flavours. Comes with an integral heating mechanism. May contain a golden ticket. | Sweaty | |
Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles | Snacks Vendor | Literally poison. Also equipped with a heater. | N/A | |
Hungry Dan's TV Dinners | Snacks Vendor | Yum. Also equipped with a heater. | Max Health Increased+ | |
Lollipop | Medbay | A healthy snack containing a small amount of medicine, such as charcoal or saline. | None | |
Goatze's Caramel Creme | Goodybags | Surprisingly delicious! (And very sugary.) | Energized | |
Candy corn | Goodybags | Disappointing. Gives you loads of sugar and bad oil to rub it in. | Sweaty | |
-1 Bar | Food synthesizers | Possibly healthy. | Sweaty | |
Farty Snott's Every Flavour Beans | Wizard's Den, Trench | Contains random reagents that cannot be extracted. More at Wizard. | None | |
Yellow cake | RD Office | Contains uranium. Safe and delicious! | None | |
Pope Crunch | Crew quarters | Extremely crunchy! Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl. | None | |
Roach Puffs | Oshan Kitchen maint | Can also be directly eaten or mixed with milk in a bowl. But there's no chocolate in it... | None | |
Shredded Syndies | GTM, Ocean Listening Post | Eat directly from the box or in a bowl. Fortified with atropine & space drugs. | None | |
Telecrystal | Mining | Surprisingly edible! Has a variety of effects. | None? | |
Viscerite | Mining | Also surprisingly edible! Contains a good chunk of synthflesh, but watch out for the other stuff in there... | None? | |
Flockburger | Debris Field/Oshan station level merchant | Turns out that a glass sandwich is made of silicon, radium, and limeade. | Max Health Increased+ and Warm | |
Weird cheese | Mining Outpost, chemistry | Too rotten to be used in food and chockful of weird decay products. | Sweaty and Bad Breath | |
Funny-looking can | Abandoned derelict | Is surströmming. For Swedes, makes a delightful dish. For non-Swedes, induces a wide range of gross-out effects, most of which involve stuns and vomiting, with a very rare chance to puke out a heart or become extra stinky. | Bad Breath | |
Zongzi | Spacebux lunchboxes | Space Chinese snack currently found only in lunchboxes purchased through Spacebux. Click on it in-hand to unwrap it. | Healing Over Time (All) and Energized+ | |
Apple | Hydroponics | The Medical department's most hated fruit. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Banana | Hydroponics | Peel it first! | Cold and Refreshed | |
Orange | Hydroponics | A bitter citrus based fruit. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Lemon | Hydroponics | A sour citrus based fruit. Goes great to decorate drinks | Cold and Refreshed | |
Lime | Hydroponics | An extra sour citrus based fruit. Goes great to decorate drinks. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Strawberry | Hydroponics | Neither straw nor berry. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Avocado | Hydroponics | Still good since 8000 B.C.E. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Grapes | Hydroponics | Comes in two colors: Green and not green. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Melon slice | Hydroponics | Slice a watermelon with something sharp to get six of these. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Honey | Hydroponics | Produced by space bees. Taste may vary, depending on the plant that provided the nectar. | None | |
Carrot | Hydroponics | Good for your eyes. | Night Vision and Refreshed | |
Slurryfruit | Hydroponics | Poisonous! | None | |
Eggplant | Hydroponics | Has a chance to be censored. | None | |
Coconut meat | Hydroponics | Break open a coconut to these loads of these and a handy cup. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Pineapple slice | Hydroponics | No salt needed. Cut a pineapple to get one of these. Must be kept away from pizza at all costs. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Bamboo shoot | Hydroponics | Slice a bamboo stalk to get one of these. | Cold and Cleanse | |
????? | Incompetent chef | Contains ???? (reagent). The result of a bad recipe, probably shouldn't eat this... | None | |
Smoldering Mess | Incompetent chef | Also contains ????. The result of overcooking something. | None | |
Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods | Incompetent(?) chef | Contains ???? as well. Result of leaving something in the fryer for too long. | Warm |
Drinks
Icon | Name | Type | Available from | Info |
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Booze-O-Mat | N/A | Bar | Dispenses booze and cocktail accessories. Doesn't have any ID restrictions. | |
Space beer | Alcohol | Bar | ||
Fancy beer | Alcohol | Bar | Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains beer plus a number of random chemicals. | |
Cider | Alcohol | Bar | ||
Mead | Alcohol | Bar | ||
Wine | Alcohol | Bar | ||
Hobo wine | Alcohol | ??? | Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains wine plus a number of random chemicals. | |
Vodka | Alcohol | Bar | ||
Gin | Alcohol | Bar | ||
Tequila | Alcohol | Bar | ||
Champagne | Alcohol | Bar | Hit pods, segways or other vehicles with the Harm intent to rename them. | |
Rum | Alcohol | Bar | Spaced rum bottles also contain yobihodazine. | |
Bo Jack Daniel's | Alcohol | Bar | A real man's drink! | |
Stinkeye's Special Reserve | Alcohol | ??? | A favourite of captains everywhere. | |
Curacao Liqueur | Alcohol | Alcohol Resupply Crate, Trench | Contains, well, curacao, a fairly strong cocktail ingredient with unique drunktalk lines. | |
Cristal Champagne | Alcohol | Manta Bar | Contains, well, champagne. Can be used to rename vehicles in the same way as the regular version. | |
Egg nog | Other | Bar, kitchen | ||
Creaca's Space Milk | Other | Kitchen | Contains 50 units of, well, milk. | |
Quilty Farms Milk | Other | Kitchen | As expected, contains 50 units of milk. | |
Space cola | Soda | Vendor, kitchen | Normalizes tempature and decays into sugar. | |
Fancy cola | Soda | Vendor | Sold, confusingly, as just "space cola". Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains 20 units of cola, 10 u of VHFCS, and 10 u of a random drink, such as ginger ale or strawberry milk. | |
Decirprevo Bottled Water | Other | Vendor | ||
Robust-Eez | Soda | Vendor | Contains methamphetamine. | |
Grife-O | Soda | Vendor | A little radioactive. That's because it contains space dust. | |
Dr. Pubber | Soda | Vendor | Contains morphine and haloperidol. | |
Grones Soda | Soda | Vendor | Comes in random flavours. | |
Spooky Dan's | Soda | Vendor | Two flavours on offer. Neither are industrial runoff, nope! | |
Orange-Aid | Soda | Vendor | Contains oculine. | |
Lime-Aid | Other | Vendor | Contains antihol. | |
Soft Soft Pizza | Other | Hacked Vendor | Contains liquid pizza... What? | |
Robust Coffee | Other | Vendor | Contains addictive coffee which helps against stuns. | |
Happy Elf Hot Chocolate | Other | Vendor | ||
Chicken Soup | Other | Vendor | Can cure minor diseases. | |
Weight-Loss Shake | Other | Vendor | Contains lipolicide. | |
Tea | Other | Vendor | ||
Wired Dan's Kafe Kick | Other | Hacked Vendor | A daily fix of drugs and poison, diluted with water. Banned by the Space FDA. | |
Delightful Dan's Ginger Ale | Other | GTM | Contains, as expected, ginger ale. | |
Delightful Dan's Peachy Punch | Other | GTM | Contains peach juice. | |
Drowsy Dan's Terrific Tonic | Other | GTM | Contains 25 units of lemonade... and 25 units of ether. | |
2010 Vintage | Other... | Courtroom | Contains finely aged...piss. | |
Mugwort tea | Other | Wizard's Den | A bitter tea with magical protective properties. Heals wizards. | |
Brotein Shake - Dragon Balls | Other | Josh, QM Trader | Contains energy drink. |
Dispenser
The alcohol and soda dispensers offer a convenient way to prepare alcoholic and non-alcoholic refreshments. They have an essentially infinite supply of various drinks and operate like the machines in chemistry. That comes in handy, because many commercial products contain more than one reagent and it would otherwise be difficult to isolate specifically what you want for e. g. cake icing. And of course, they will also be useful if you decide to turn the kitchen/bar into a makeshift laboratory.
A barman's job also isn't complete unless you know how to make people drunk off fancy recipes and how to present your creations properly. To that end, you can add umbrellas, wedges and other doodads to a variety of fancy drinking glasses and craft an absolute myriad of cocktails, so you go beyond just serving plain ethanol.
Different cocktails also decay into different amounts of ethanol, allowing you a little control over just how fast and how far your customers get rip-roaring drunk. Every four seconds, the drink decays into the amount of ethanol listed, times a special number. This special number, called a multiplier, is usually two, but it can change depending on server load. So, if a drink has, say, 0.3 listed for the Ethanol column, it'll decay into 0.6 units of ethanol every four seconds, give or take a bit.
Most of these drinks can be made just with just the dispenser, but not all of them. For drinks with coffee, it's best it get coffee from the coffee machines (the green-colored vending machines) rather than fool around with the espresso machine. Drinks with sugar need sugar from the chemical or soda dispensers, not the sugar used by the Chef. For drinks with more exotic ingredients, you may need the chem dispenser (which is usually right near the alcohol and soda dispenser) and a beaker, since the chem dispenser doesn't accept drinkware. Luckily, there's usually a large one around right on top of it, and your glass recycler can make beakers.
Item | Icon | Eth. | Recipe | Info | |
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Fruit wedges | N/A | / / / + | Oranges, limes, and lemons can be found in fruit wedge kits from BoozeVends, while grapefruits are exclusively grown via botany. | ||
Maraschino cherry | N/A | + | |||
Soda Water | N/A | Carbon + Oxygen + Water | A cocktail ingredient. | ||
Cola | N/A | Soda Water + Sugar | Reduces drowsiness, cools you down. | ||
Simple Syrup | N/A | Sugar + Water heated to 180 | Another cocktail ingredient. | ||
Lemonade | N/A | Lemon juice (3) + Sugar (1) | |||
Pink Lemonade | N/A | Lemonade + Grenadine | |||
Limeade | N/A | Lime juice + Sugar | |||
Egg nog | N/A | Egg + Sugar + Milk | Decays into 1.2u sugar | ||
Chocolate milk | N/A | Chocolate + Milk | |||
Strawberry milk | N/A | Strawberry juice + Milk | |||
Sweet tea | N/A | Tea + Sugar | |||
Half and Half | N/A | Sweet Tea + Lemon juice OR Sweet Tea + Lemonade OR Tea + Lemonade | |||
Tea with honey | N/A | Tea + Honey | Makes you feel relaxed. | ||
Tea with mint | N/A | Tea + Mint | |||
Triple Citrus | N/A | Lemon juice + Lime juice + Orange juice | Heals a little bit of TOX damage. | ||
Screwdriver | 0 | .25 | Vodka + Orange juice | Screws/unscrews stuff when poured onto something, like the other screwdriver. | |
Sex on the Beach | 0 | .1 | Screwdriver + Cranberry juice | Farts upon synthesis. Don't question it. | |
Vodka Gimlet | 0 | .25 | Vodka + Lime juice | ||
Cosmopolitan | 0 | .1 | Vodka Gimlet + Cranberry juice | ||
Bloody Mary | 0 | .25 | Vodka + Tomato juice | ||
Bloody Scary | 0 | .3 | Vodka + Changeling blood | ||
Vodka Martini | 0 | .3 | Vodka + Vermouth | ||
Vodka Tonic | 0 | .25 | Vodka + Tonic water | ||
Phil Collins | 0 | .3 | Vodka Tonic + Lemonade | ||
Mind Eraser | 0 | .3 | Vodka Tonic + Robust Coffee | ||
Black Russian | 0 | .15 | Vodka + Robust Coffee OR Vodka + Espresso |
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White Russian | 0 | .3 | Black Russian + Milk | ||
Espresso Martini | 0 | .1 | Vodka + Chocolate + Sugar + Espresso | ||
Suicider | 1 | Vodka + Cider + Epinephrine + Welding fuel | Can also be extracted or distilled from omega weed. | ||
Murdini | 1 | .1 | Martini + Apple juice + Suicider | ||
Port | 0 | .2 | Vodka + Wine + Sugar + Iron | Has a chance to teleport you at random. | |
Crème de Menthe | 0 | .4 | Vodka + Sugar + Mint | ||
Grasshopper | 0 | .2 | Crème de Menthe + Vanilla + Chocolate | Turns you into a roachperson for an amount of time proportionate to how long it was in your system. | |
Peach Schnapps | 0 | .25 | Vodka + Peach Juice | Rarely, decays into VHFCS. | |
Moscow Mule | 0 | .15 | Vodka + Ginger Ale + Lime juice | ||
Blue Lagoon | 0 | .1 | Vodka + Curacao + Lemonade | ||
Sea Breeze | 0 | .2 | Vodka + Cranberry Juice + Grapefruit juice | ||
Bilk | N/A | Beer + Milk | Tries to treat suffocation by keeping LOSEBREATH and OXY at a treatable level, like a weaker version of ephedrine. | ||
Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier | 0 | .1 | Beer + Nanomachines | Can also be distilled from roburgers. Do not drink while operating a vehicle. | |
Snakebite | 0 | .15 | Beer + Cider | ||
Diesel | 0 | .25 | Snakebite + Cranberry juice | ||
Radler | 0 | .1 | Beer + Lemonade | ||
Michelada | 0 | .1 | Beer + Tomato Juice + Capsaicin | Doots on creation. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes. | |
BOOrbon | 0 | .6 | Bourbon + Ectoplasm | Makes a spooky sound upon mixing. | |
Whiskey Sour | 0 | .2 | Bourbon + Lemonade | ||
Manhattan | 0 | .3 | Bourbon + Vermouth + Bitters | ||
Hunchback | 0 | .1 | Bourbon + Cola + Tomato juice | See Chemicals. | |
Duck Fart | 0 | .6 | Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Milk | ||
Irish Coffee | 0 | .1 | Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Sugar + Milk | Try putting in sugar first so you don't accidentally make Duck Fart. | |
Old Fashioned | 0 | .5 | Bourbon + Bitters + Sugar + Water | ||
Mint Julep | 0 | .15 | Bourbon + Sugar + Mint | Cools you down a bit if you're not almost at freezing point. | |
Horse's Neck | 0 | .5 | Bourbon + Bitters + Ginger Ale | Neighs on mixing | |
Hot Toddy | 0 | .4 | Bourbon + Sweet Tea + Lemon Juice | Does not need heating. | |
Jean Harlow | 0 | .6 | Rum + Vermouth | ||
Planter's Punch | 0 | .4 | Rum + Lemonade | ||
Sangria | 0 | .2 | Planter's Punch + Wine + Orange juice | Warms you up a little bit. | |
Mai Tai | 0 | .3 | Rum + Lime juice + Orange juice | ||
Rum and Cola | 0 | .7 | Rum + Cola | ||
Space-Cuba Libre | 0 | .1 | Rum and Cola + Lime juice | ||
Daiquiri | 0 | .2 | Rum + Lime juice + Sugar | Try adding the rum first, so you don't accidentally make limeade. | |
Mojito | 0 | .2 | Daiquiri + Mint | ||
Piña Colada | 0 | .2 | Rum + Coconut milk + Pineapple juice | ||
Blue Hawaiian | 0 | .18 | Rum + Coconut Milk + Curacao + Pineapple juice + Ice OR Piña Colada + Curacao + Ice |
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Gunfire | 0 | .1 | Tea + Rum | Makes a silly sound on mixing. | |
Brass Monkey | 0 | .3 | Rum + Vodka + Orange Juice | Makes a monkey scream on mixing. | |
Fluffy Critter | 0 | .2 | Rum + Lime Juice + Lemonade + Strawberry Juice | Coos on creation. | |
Hot Buttered Rum | 0 | .3 | Rum + Cider + Butter | Extract the butter in a reagent extractor. Is room temperature, despite its name. | |
Spiced Rum | 0 | .6 | Rum + Capsaicin | Surprisingly not spicy. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes. | |
Gin and Tonic | 0 | .25 | Gin + Tonic water | ||
Pink Gin and Tonic | 0 | .3 | Gin and Tonic + Bitters | ||
Gin and Chronic | 0 | .25 | Gin and Tonic + Tetrahydrocannabinol | Decays into THC as well as ethanol. | |
Gin and Sonic | 0 | .2 | Gin and Tonic + Methamphetamine | Juice Time. Decays into meth as well as ethanol. Reduces stuns on its own sometimes. Changes your shoes' sprite into the one for red shoes. Makes you say Sonic references. | |
Tom Collins | 0 | .18 | Gin and Tonic + Lemonade | ||
Gin Fizz | 0 | .25 | Gin + Lemon juice + Water | ||
Gimlet | 0 | .25 | Gin + Lime juice | ||
Martini | 0 | .3 | Gin + Vermouth | ||
Negroni | 0 | .6 | Martini + Bitters | ||
Necroni | 0 | .5 | Negroni + Ectoplasm | Makes a spooky moan upon mixing. | |
Nicotini | 0 | .3 | Martini + Nicotine | Creates some nicotine as it decays. | |
French 75 | 0 | .15 | Gin + Champagne + Lemonade | ||
Derby | 0 | .4 | Gin + Bitters + Mint | One of many drinks with the same name. | |
Bee's Knees | 0 | .3 | Gin + Lemon Juice + Honey | ||
Tequini | 0 | .4 | Tequila + Vermouth | ||
Brave Bull | 0 | .35 | Tequila + Robust Coffee | Mild stun reduction. | |
Prairie Fire | 0 | .25 | Tequila + Capsaicin | Sometimes decays into capsaicin and histamine as well as ethanol. | |
Margarita | 0 | .2 | Tequila + Lime juice + Orange juice | ||
Tequila Sunrise | 0 | .22 | Tequila + Orange juice + Sugar | ||
Paloma | 0 | .1 | Tequila + Grapefruit juice + Lime juice | ||
Mimosa | 0 | .05 | Champagne + Orange juice | ||
Kalimixto | 0 | .3 | Wine + Cola | ||
Rose | 0 | .3 | Vermouth + Cherry Juice + Strawberry Juice | ||
Long Beach Iced Tea | 0 | .4 | Tequila + Sex on the Beach + Rum + Gin + Lemon j. |
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Long Island Iced Tea | 0 | .4 | Tequila + Screwdriver + Rum + Gin + Lemon j. + Cola OR Tequila + Screwdriver + Gin + Lemon j. + Rum and Cola |
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Three Mile Island Iced Tea | 0 | .6 | Vodka + Gin + Tequila + Cola + Curacao | Makes a distinctive sound upon mixing. Not actually radioactive. | |
Ling Island Iced Tea | N/A | Long Island Iced Tea + Neurotoxin | When it decays, dumps some ethanol in you. The more Ling Tea there was, and the longer it was in there, the more ethanol. | ||
Ecto Cooler | N/A | Ectoplasm + Uranium + Orange juice | Decays into VHFCS and has a chance to produce strange green goop as well, which allows you to see ghosts. | ||
Squeeze | 1 | Bread (reagent) + Welding fuel | Stuns and infects the consumer with food poisoning. | ||
Expresso | N/A | Espresso + Neurotoxin | Hurts your brain real bad. | ||
Triple Triple | N/A | Triple Citrus + Triplepiss + Triple meth | Clouds your screen in crazy colors, makes you urinate a lot, causes you to hallucinate and vomit citrus fruits, and much more. | ||
Mewtini | N/A | Cat Drugs + Mutini + Milk + Catonium | Infects you with toxoplasmosis, which eventually turns you into a cat. And we mean the quadrupedal kind that you see in the Captain's Quarters, not those kind, you perv. | ||
Honky Tonic | 1 | Tonic Water + Space Lube + Neurotoxin + Colorful Reagent | A very Clown-y drink. Sometimes stuns and causes honking, occasionally makes you say something silly. | ||
Freeze | 4 | Secret! | Stuns, makes you Ice Moon cold. May spontaneously freeze you into an ice statue. Neutralized by chocolate. | ||
Dragon's Breath | 5 | Secret! | Stuns, sets you on fire. May spontaneously incinerate you into a lovely pile of ash. Neutralized by milk. | ||
Grog | 5 | Secret! | Makes you into a pirate! Yarr! Keep away from items and faces. | ||
Mutini | 1 | Secret! | Grants hella loads of mutations, then removes them all when it exits your system. | ||
Sheltergrog | 1 | .8 | Secret! | Makes you a shelter-frog-person! *croak* | |
Sheltestgrog | N/A | Secret! | Infects you with Frog Flu, which eventually turns you into a frog! *ribbit* | ||
Bombini | 0 | .3 | Secret! | Excessive consumption may result in a stinging sensation. |
Still
Since the introduction of said dispensers, the still has fallen a bit out of favour – but that should not discourage a creative barman, as the apparatus is a decent option to move large amount of booze and get people horribly drunk elsewhere. Opening a counter in the market for example usually attracts more customers than the bar itself, thanks to its central location. Just don't forget to bring plenty of spare glasses and bottles with you!
Icon | Input | Output 1 | Output 2 |
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Wheat | Beer | ||
Steelwheat | Beer | Iron | |
Roburger | Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier | ||
Apple | Cider | ||
Pear | Cider | ||
Honey | Mead | ||
Grapes | Wine | ||
Green Grapes | White Wine | ||
Potato | Vodka | ||
Corn cob | Bourbon | ||
Rice sprig | Rice wine | ||
Sugarcane | Rum | ||
Sugar | Rum | ||
Asomna Bark | Tea | ||
Nepeta cataria | Cat drugs | ||
Mint leaf | Menthol | ||
Bilious ipecacuanha root | Green vomit | ||
Sassafras root | Sarsaparilla | ||
Cannabis leaf | THC | ||
Rainbow Weed | THC | LSD | |
Lifeweed | THC | Omnizine | |
Deathweed | THC | Cyanide | |
Omega Weed | Omega cocktail of drugs. In short, fun for the whole family!
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Descuento Danito's Burritos | Burrito brew! Sewage + Ethanol + Whatever chems were in the burrito. |
Juice-O-Matic
An old Cyborg tool from a time before you could click-drag things into reagent extractors. You can basically think of this as a portable reagent extractor. It's still a handy companion piece to the still, as a decent means for getting the crew highly drunk on fancy cocktails.
Icon | Input | Output | Info |
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Orange | Orange Juice | ||
Lemon | Lemon Juice | ||
Lime | Lime Juice | ||
Pineapple | Pineapple Juice | ||
Apple | Apple Juice | ||
Strawberry | Strawberry Juice | ||
Cherry | Cherry Juice | ||
Tomato | Tomato Juice | ||
Coffee berries | Coffee | ||
Watermelon | Water | ||
Eggplant | Nicotine | ||
Tomacco | Nicotine | ||
Rainbow Melon | George Melonium | Feel lucky? | |
Chili pepper | Capsaicin | Spicy! Messes up your vision if it gets in your eyes and speech if in your mouth. | |
Fiery chili | Ghost Chili Juice | Extremely spicy! Can cause vomiting and spontaneous combustion. | |
Slurrypod | Toxic Slurry | A poison found in slurrypods. | |
Glowing slurrypod | Glowing Slurry | A highly-potent mutagen made from omega slurrypods. | |
Delicious apple | Capulettium | Fakes death somewhat. | |
Chilly pepper | Cryostylane | Chilling. Very chilling. | |
Garlic | Holy Water | Hurts vampires. | |
Blood Orange | Changeling Blood | Does interesting things when exposed to high heat. | |
Corn cob | Corn Starch | Could potentially be made into corn syrup and VHFCS. | |
Soybean | Space Soybean Oil | Grease, basically. | |
Soylent Chartreuse | Space Soybean Oil | Grease, basically. |
Espresso Machine
Some people don't want just coffee, served in a regular ol' plastic cup from a regular ol' coffee machine. They want special coffee, the kind that comes with milk and other things, the kind that is served in a different plastic cup and dispensed by a machine with weird foreign names for drinks. This espresso machine is for those sorts of people. Thankfully, its operation is simple: just insert a cup from the rack nearby, choose Make espresso, and choose any of the options below. It's easy to be a Space Starbucks barista!
Just don't expect to be making any Irish Coffee or any of the cocktails with coffee using this stuff. Again, those actually need the regular coffee from coffee machines.
Setting | Description |
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Espresso | Just 10 units of standard espresso coffee. Very different from regular coffee. |
Latte | A little bit of espresso, with lots of milk. Really milk with coffee at that point. |
Mocha | Half espresso, half milk and chocolate milk. |
Cappuccino | Espresso, with a good amount (6.5 units) of milk. |
Americano | Espresso, diluted with a good bit of water. |
Decaf | 10 units of espresso coffee, decaf, without the caffeine. |
Flat White | Espresso with a little less milk than what a cappucino would have. |
Coffeemakers
Machines in various department-specific break rooms in Manta that make plain coffee. No options for extra milk or sugar or different brewing methods, but, hey, it's free coffee. To brew up some joe, simply click on the coffeemaker and choose Brew coffee. Then, click on it again and choose Remove carafe to remove the coffee container, allowing you to pour the contents into your drinking vessel of choice. Each brewing fills the carafe to 20 units. When you're done, click on the coffeemaker with the carafe in-hand to insert it back into the coffeemaker. These instructions apply to all coffeemakers, regardless of color, and you don't actually have to be a member of a specific department a coffeemaker is in to use it.
Should you lack a suitable drinking container, there is usually a rack of coffee cups nearby on a wall. Click on it to take a mug from it.
Other Food-Related Items
Icon | Name | Info |
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FoodTech | Offers a wide selection of basic ingredients and other catering supplies. Locked to those with Kitchen access. | |
Glassware Recycler | Recycles all types of drinking glasses, beakers, and glass shards. The machine can manufacture a variety of different glasses as well as plates and bowls. | |
Hotdog cart | Used to easily take large amounts of food out of the kitchen and hand it to people. | |
Drinking glass | All functionally similar, but drinks served in shot glasses are downed in one big gulp instead of little sips. Breaks into shards when thrown, applying the TOUCH effects of whatever chems were in the glass, and cannot be inserted into chem dispeners. Comes in the following varieties:
You drink from a glass by clicking on your character's sprite while holding the glass. You can also click-drag the glass onto you to start chugging it; chugging is basically like drinking from it as usual but really quickly, as you'll take a sip from the glass every half second. Being drunk or clumsy can have comical results, including falling over and accidentally throwing the glass backwards. | |
Coconut shell | A coconut shell bowl that can hold 50 units of alcohol. Perfect for mixed drinks! Ask Hydroponics to grow some coconuts for these. | |
Red Duo Cup | An iconic drink container found in Party Supplies crates from the Quartermaster. Holds 30 units. | |
Mug | Same as a drinking glass, except it can't shatter. Normal ones can hold 50 units, while "odd mugs" from GTMs can hold 120. | |
Water bottle | Get the space dust out of your throat. Rather uncommmon find in a few odd on-station and off-station areas. Holds up to 50 units and starts with 50u of water. | |
Pitcher | For refilling those drinking glasses. It holds 120 units. | |
Cocktail shaker | Surprisingly simple cocktailcrafting. Simply pour in drink of choice and click on it while it's in your hand to mix the shaker's contents together. Can hold up to 120 units of any chemicals. Barman spawns with one, and there's one in the Booze-O-Mat and Cargo's Cocktail Party Supplies crate
Shares many of the same functionalities as pitchers: you can pour stuff into it by clicking on the shaker with a drinking glass or similar container, pour it out by doing the reverse, use click-drag to transfer as much as possible to and from the shaker, and clicking on people with it makes you try to force them to drink from its contents. Doesn't break when thrown, though. | |
Plate | Dinner is served, sir. Can accommodate up to 2 edible items, which you can place simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and remove by clicking on the plate while it's in your hand or click-dragging the plate onto yourself. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it.
Plates can be stacked by click-dragging one plate onto another, collecting all the nearby plates in a pile; this works while it's on the floor, on a table and in your hand. You can click on a plate stack in your hand with an empty hand to take a plate off. You can also click a plate stack in your hand to put a plate in your off-hand; doing this while your other hand's full will put a plate on the floor. Throwing the stack will also let loose all the plates. You can click on someone while on Harm intent while holding a plate to bash it on person's head, briefly stunning them and smashing the plate into two glass shards that can potentially hit others. Throwing, dropping, or hitting someone with the plate (regardless of intent) launches the food(s) on in random direction, causing the same effects as it would when thrown (i.e. tomatoes splat, high-tier prison loaves break things, etc.). Slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding the plate also causes the same effect; being clumsy will randomly make you drop it for no reason. | |
Serving Tray | Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your order be? Trays are two-handed, but can accommodate up to 30 edible items. Food can be placed on the tray simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and removed by clicking it while its in your hand. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it.
Clicking on someone with the tray while on Harm intent makes you bonk their head with it, causing a few seconds of stun and degrading the tray a little. After five bonks, the tray will collapse into useless scrap. You can inspect its condition by Examining the tray; the description goes from "nice and sturdy" to "pretty warped and flimsy" to "about to break" as you use it more. As with plates, throwing, dropping, and hitting people with the tray on any intent all launch the food on the tray around, causing any on-throw effects if applicable. Being clumsy or slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding it do the same thing. | |
Kitchen Island | Essentially, a table that you can move, for transporting and serving drinks and food, as an elegant alternative to just carrying it around in your hands or in your backpack. Click on the island with the food item in your active hand to place it on the island, click on the item to pick it up, simple. | |
Bowl | For holding food, such as cereal, gruel, or soup. | |
Spoon | Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated for sensible table-setting by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech. | |
Fork | Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech. | |
Knife | Used for slaughtering animals and cutting certain items. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech and fruit wedge kits from the Booze-O-Mat. | |
Plastic spoon | Cheap-ass version of the metal spoon from red snack machines. Works just like the regular spoon, but has a 20% chance to break with each use. | |
Plastic fork | Works like the metal fork, but it's made of fragile plastic, so it has a 20% chance to break with each use. Bought for cheap from red snack machines. | |
Plastic knife | A...lesser quality knife from red snack machines that has the same functions as the regular knife, but with a 20% chance to *snap* with each use. | |
Package of plastic silverware | A complete plastic spoon, plastic fork, and plastic knife set, in randomly chosen colors, found in the FoodTech. Click on it while it's in your hand to try to open it, which either results in successful opening or comical messages depending on your luck. If you're especially unlucky, the silverware might fly everywhere and hit you and people around you upon opening. | |
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Chopsticks | Fork-substitutes found in the FoodTech. These usually come with a little wrapping you need to remove; click on it once while it's in your hand to remove the wrapping, click on it once more to separate the chopsticks for usage. Clicking on them with a piece of paper gives the the wrapper back. |
Pizza Cutter | Used for cutting certain items, particularly pizza into slices. Suitable for surgery. | |
Bread knife | Not just for cutting bread, as the name might imply, for it has the same functionalities as the regular knife. However, it does less than half the damage. | |
Meatcleaver | Has same functions as the knife, but it does more damage, and throwing it does up to 15 BRUTE and causes some bleeding. However, attacking someone with it has a 5% chance for you to fumble and cut yourself, causing 20 BRUTE, some bleeding, and 4 seconds of Weakened. Found in the FoodTech. | |
Rolling pin | Required to prepare pizza bases. | |
Soup pot | Essential for making custom soup. Examine to get a relative description of how much stuff there is in the soup. | |
Ladle | Used for transferring soup from a soup pot into a bowl. | |
Sushi box | Contains 1x rolling mat, 3x seaweed sheet, and 3x rice. Often found in the Kitchen refrigerator. | |
Rolling mat | Essential for making custom sushi rolls. Found in sushi boxes. | |
Shakers | Add salt or pepper for the perfect flavour. | |
Condiment bottles | Standard condiments in the form of ketchup and mustard. | |
File:IcingTube.png | Icing tube | Used for, you guessed it, adding icing to a cake. Accepts 50 units of any liquid. |
Popsicle stick | End result of eating a popsicle. Can be played with and has uses in certain dishes. | |
Candle | Perfect for mood lighting and atmosphere enhancement. More can be brought from Cargo. | |
Party button | When pressed, plays a funky sound clip and turns all the room lights into an equally funky color. | |
Produce satchel | This spacious satchel makes the life of every chef or botanist much easier. Almost any type of food-related item (dishes, bottles, seeds etc.) can be stored in them, and they also interact nicely with tables (drag & drop), crates, the food processor, mail chutes and other objects. | |
Banana peel | Slippery. Created from peeling a banana, obviously! | |
Fish | Can be used to slap people around. | |
Seaweed | Found outside in OSHAN. Use wirecutters to get a sheet. | |
Goodybag | Contains up to 6 random candies. A Clown favorite. 95% guaranteed not to have razor blades! | |
Golden ticket | A special ticket that may appear after eating a Descuento Danito's Burrito. Redeem it at a GTM for a prize! | |
Golden ticket machine (GTM) | A machine hidden somewhere in the station's maintenance tunnels (and occasionally beyond) that offers unique snacks, drinks, clothes, and other knickknacks for Golden Tickets. | |
Lunchbox | Stylish reskinned box for holding food (and occasionally similarly-sized items) that comes in many colors. FoodTech comes with 12 of these, all empty, and there is both a trait and Spacebux purchase that allows one to spawn with a lunchbox that comes with a randomly chosen set of 3 foods linked together by an interesting note. |
Chef's Cookbook
Here's where the real fun starts. While most of the ingredients needed by the chef should either be available in your kitchen or can be grown for you in hydroponics, some recipes may require items from elsewhere on the station. A fair number of recipes also have downsides, so be wary of food poisoning and other nasty occurrences.
Cooking times listed here are safe (but not absolute) ranges. Plenty of foods can work with just one second of cooking time, but it'll diminish the duration of the associated food buffs. Like To Serve Man, you are encouraged to experiment and tinker.
Unlike To Serve Man, this cookbook is also semi-interactive. If you click on an image of an ingredient, you'll be taken another page/part of this page that'll show to how to make or obtain that ingredient. For example, if you're looking up the recipe for meat cake, you can click on the cake batter image for the recipe for cake or the meat image for some sources of meat. Convenient, no?
Ingredients
Short list of items that will be your basic ingredients, many of which can also be ordered in a crate from quartermasters.
Icon | Name | Available from | Effects |
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Flour | Kitchen or process from wheat. | None | |
Sugar | Kitchen or process from sugarcane. | None | |
Oatmeal | Kitchen or process from oats. | None | |
Rice | Process rice. | None | |
Semolina Flour | Process from durum wheat. | None | |
Donk pockets | Kitchen. Contains 6x (cold). Better warmed up. | None | |
Bacon strips | Kitchen. Contains 7x | None | |
Human meat | Kitchen. | None | |
Monkey meat | Kitchen. | None | |
Synthetic meat | Hydroponics. Plant meat. | None | |
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Fish Fillet | Kitchen. Comes in different kinds. | None |
Small fish fillet | Kitchen. Can be used in same recipes as regular-sized fillet. | None | |
Mystery meat | Raking through gibs, butchering certain Critters - dubious nutritional value! | None | |
Meatal | Raking through robot debris piles as a Chef/Sous Chef. Usable in any recipes that also use mystery meat. | None | |
Chicken nugget | Kitchen. May be used in place of mystery meat in most specific recipes. | None | |
Flock nugget | Debris Field Vendor. Like the above, but made of robot radio chicken. | None | |
Brain | Robotics | None. | |
Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core | Robotics | None | |
Synthbrain | Hydroponics | None | |
Odd crystal | Debris Field merchant, butchering flockdrones | None | |
Heart | Robotics | None | |
Cyberheart | Robotics | None | |
Synthheart | Hydroponics | None | |
Butt | Hydroponics, robotics | None | |
Cyberbutt | Robotics | None | |
Wheat | Hydroponics | N/A | |
Steel Wheat | Hydroponics | N/A | |
Oats | Hydroponics | N/A | |
Durum Wheat | Hydroponics | N/A | |
Rice Sprig | Hydroponics | N/A | |
Pumpkin | Hydroponics | N/A | |
Watermelon | Hydroponics | N/A | |
Potato | Hydroponics | Cold and Cleanse | |
Mushroom | Hydroponics | Cleanse | |
Tomato | Hydroponics | Cold and Cleanse | |
Chili pepper | Hydroponics | Energized | |
Lettuce leaf | Hydroponics | Cold and Cleanse | |
Cucumber | Hydroponics | Cold and Refreshed | |
Carrot | Hydroponics | Night Vision and Refreshed | |
Corn cob | Hydroponics | Cold and Cleanse | |
Garlic | Hydroponics | Bed Breath | |
Onion | Hydroponics | Bed Breath | |
Coconut | Hydroponics. | N/A | |
Pineapple | Hydroponics | N/A | |
Mint leaf | Hydroponics | N/A | |
Bean pod | Hydroponics | Fart Thrust | |
Soybean pod | Hydroponics | Fart Thrust | |
Peanuts | Hydroponics | Healing Over Time (Brute) and Energized | |
Egg | Kitchen, and chickens | None | |
Milk | Kitchen or process from soybean pods. Empty bottles of milk can still be used in recipes. | N/A | |
Rancid Milk | Debris Field. Look in the abandoned/less well-kept places. | N/A | |
Quilty Farms Milk | Can substitute for the smaller bottles of milk in most recipes, even when devoid of any milk. | N/A | |
Cheese | Kitchen | None | |
Spaghetti | Kitchen or process from pasta sheets. Often has a silly name. | None | |
Peanut butter | Kitchen or process from peanuts. | Gross Burps | |
Maple syrup | Kitchen | None | |
Honey | Space bees | None | |
Royal jelly | Bombini, Mining Level/Z5 (Space maps) / Sea Diner (Manta) merchant | None | |
Seaweed sheets | Oshan Lab seafloor | None |
Ingredient Processing
The food processor is important too! With it, you can turn items into different forms, which may be more useful, or usable in recipes.
Produced item | Recipe | Creation method | Info | Effects |
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Ectoplasm | + | + | Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, pour it (min: 10 units) into a fire extinguisher and then use the HUD icon to spray all around you. | Damage Over Time (Toxin) and Max Health Increased |
Ectoplasm | + | + | Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, put it inside a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), then either pour the beaker onto a tile or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder. | Damage Over Time (Toxin) and Max Health Increased |
Cheese | + + | See ectoplasm. Required minimum is 10 units. | None | |
Cheese | + + | + | Collect the vomit into a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), pour some milk into the beaker, then either pour it onto the floor or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder | None |
Monkey meat | Putting them into the gibber is also fine. | None | ||
Human meat | You are what you eat... | None | ||
Spaghetti | Item name often has a silly synonym for spaghetti, like "pisghetti" or "spag". | None | ||
Flour | Very ordinary and possibly whole wheat. | None | ||
Rice | Confusingly called Rice, while the harvested item is called Rice Sprig. | None | ||
Seaweed sheet | Seaweed is found on Oshan Lab's seafloor. | None | ||
Sticky Rice | Surprisingly does not stick to your hands | None | ||
Rice Ball | Makes 3 rice balls. | Warm | ||
Oatmeal | Perfect for space horses. If there were any. | None | ||
Semolina Flour | Must be wheat of the durum wheat mutation | None | ||
Iron fillings | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. | None | ||
Chocolate chips | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. | None | ||
Sugar | A prized part of confectioneries | None | ||
Milk | Also goes by the name "Creaca's Space Milk" | N/A | ||
Peanut butter | Goes great with Honey | Gross Burps | ||
Yoghurt | (rancid) | Must use a bottle of rancid milk specifically. Requires spoon. | None | |
Semolina Dough | The beginnings of a dark, pasta based journey. | None | ||
Pasta Sheet | + | Now you can make it into sponghatti! | None | |
Dough | Just mixing water and dough. No need to knead. | None | ||
Sweet dough | + | The beginnings of confectioneries. | None | |
4x Cookie doughs | + | Probably shouldn't be eaten raw! | None | |
Dough strip | + | You can click on another strip with your strip to attach them back together. | None | |
Dough circle | + | Click on the dough strip in your hand. | None | |
Holey dough | + | Not Holy. | None | |
Ice cream cone | + | 1 second, low | None | |
Cake batter | + 2x | All sorts of good cakes can be made out of this. | None | |
Pancake batter | + 2x + | Pancakes without a pan. | None | |
Loaf of bread | 1 second, low | Max Health Increased+ | ||
Slice of bread | + | Makes six slices. | Max Health Increased+ | |
Loaf of honey-wheat bread | + | 1 second, low | Max Health Increased+ | |
Slice of honey-wheat bread | + | A gift from bees. Now in six slices! | Max Health Increased+ and Energized | |
Loaf of banana bread | + + | Banana can be peeled or unpeeled. 1 second, low | Max Health Increased+ and Energized | |
Slice of banana bread | + | Makes six slices. | Max Health Increased+ | |
Loaf of Elvis bread | + + | Peel the banana first! 6 seconds, low | Max Health Increased+ | |
Slice of Elvis bread | + | "Bread" -Elvis, at least at one point in his life. This has nothing to do with the fact it makes six slices. | Sweaty and Energized | |
Loaf of dread | + | Spooky! 6 seconds, low | Max Health Increased+ | |
Slice of dread | + | It float! Probably because of the 10 units of ectoplasm in it. Makes six spooky slices. | Healing Over time (All) | |
Loaf of pumpkin bread | + | 6 seconds, low | Max Health Increased+ | |
Slice of pumpkin bread | + | Makes six slices. | Max Health Increased+ and Healing Over time (All) | |
Loaf of northern-style cornbread | + + | 6 seconds, low | Max Health Increased+ | |
Slice of N-style cornbread | + | The best type of corn bread in six slices. | Healing Over time (All) and Energized | |
Loaf of southern-style cornbread | + | 6 seconds, low | Max Health Increased+ | |
Slice of S-style cornbread | + | The other best type of corn bread to eat in six slices. | Healing Over time (All) | |
Loaf of honey cornbread | + + | 6 seconds, low | Max Health Increased+ | |
Slice of honey cornbread | + | The other other type of best corn bread to eat in six slices. | Healing Over time (All) and Energized | |
Loaf of brain bread | + / / / | 6 seconds, low. Works with any combination of bread and brain. | Max Health Increased+ | |
Slice of brain bread | + | Intelligently sliced into √36 slices. | Max Health Increased++ | |
Meatball | Works with any kind of meat. | None | ||
Brain meatball | Only works with human/monkey/fish brains. | None | ||
Butt meatball | Only works with human/monkey butts. | None | ||
Meat paste | / / / / | Works with any kind of meat or fish. | None | |
4x Wonton wrappers | + | Outer dumpling without an inner dumpling | Energized | |
Ketchup | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 20 units of, naturally, ketchup. | N/A | ||
Hot sauce | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of capsaicin. | N/A | ||
Cold sauce | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of cryostylane. | N/A | ||
Incredibly hot sauce | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 50 units of capsaicin and 50 units of ghost chili juice. | N/A | ||
Mayonnaise | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. | N/A | ||
Cream | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. | N/A | ||
Custard | + | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. | N/A | |
Butter | Perfect for being deepfried or spread over something. | None | ||
Butt-er | + | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. | None | |
Unfinished pizza base | + | Click on it again to knead it back into dough. | None | |
Half-finished pizza base | + | Half-way to pizza. | None | |
Pizza base | + | All that remains is to bake it, or add some toppings. | None | |
3x Tortillas | + | Taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco. | None. | |
6x Melon slices | + | You can get creative with what is considered a proper cutting knife. | Cold and Refreshed | |
/ / Fish fillet | + | Different kinds of fish exist. | None | |
Small fish fillet | + | Several varieties of fish exist outside Oshan Lab. | None | |
Chips | + | Once to peel, twice to chop into chips. | None | |
4x Onion rings | + | *cry | Bad Breath | |
Pineapple slice | + | Perfectly shaped for piz- wait a minute... | Cold and Refreshed | |
3x Coconut meat | + | Coconut innards. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Pepperoni Log | Can be extracted for 40u of Pepperoni. | None | ||
4x Pepperoni Slice | + | Extracts into 10u of pepperoni. Great pizza topping! | None |
Main course
This is a list of probably not remotely all of chef's dishes. Enjoy - Bork Bork Bork.
Some dishes can accept "any item" or "any food item". "Any item" does mean any item, so you can for example bake something that obviously isn't edible into a pie. Be warned that trying to put a non-food item into a dish that only accepts "a food item" will destroy the non-food item as well as ruining the recipe. Frying anything makes it a food item.
Produced item | Recipe | Creation method | Time & temperature | Info | Effects |
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Slice of toast | / / / / | 6 seconds, low | Normal, honey-wheat, pumpkin, and the cornbreads have the same effects when toasted. | Warm and Max Health Increased+ | |
Slice of banana toast | 6 seconds, low | Crunchy and tastes like bananas | Warm and Energized | ||
Slice of elvis toast | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. | Warm and Energized | ||
Slice of brain toast | 6 seconds, low | Heated by pure brainpower. | Warm and Max Health Increased++ | ||
Slice of terror toast | 6 seconds, low | Cooked the spookiness out of it. Just kidding, it's twice as spooky now. | Warm and Healing Over Time (All) | ||
Cheese on toast | + | 6 seconds, low | Warm cheese on warm bread. | Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn) | |
Cheese on elvis toast | + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis | Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn) | |
Bacon on toast | + | 6 seconds, low | Crunchy bacon on warm bread. | Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn) | |
Bacon on elvis toast | + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis | Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn) | |
Eggs on toast | + 2x | 6 seconds, low | A classic breakfast almost sandwich. | Max Health Increased+ and Gross Burps | |
Eggs on elvis toast | + 2x | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis | Max Health Increased+ and Gross Burps | |
Cheese sandwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Cheesy. | Refreshed | |
Cheese elviswich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 20 units of essence of Elvis. | Refreshed | |
Killed cheese sandwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. | Energized and Max Health Increased+ | |
Peanut butter sandwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | A little plain. | Energized and Refreshed | |
Peanut butter elviswich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. | Energized and Refreshed | |
Peanut butter and jelly meet breadula | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. | Energized and Max Health Increased+ | |
Peanut butter and honey sandwich | + + + | 6 seconds, low | A reminder to hug bees. | Energized+ | |
Killer beenut butter sandwich | + + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 10 units of ectoplasm. | Energized and Max Health Increased+ | |
Peanut butter and honey elviswich | + + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 15 units of essence of Elvis. | Energized+ and Refreshed | |
Monkey sandwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Monkey remains between two slices of bread. | Energized and Refreshed | |
Monkey elviswich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. | Energized and Refreshed | |
Scare wich project | + + | 6 seconds, low | Get it? Contains 15 units of ectoplasm and 10 units of...blood, ack. | Max Health Increased++ | |
Manwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Cannibalism never tasted so good. | Energized+ and Refreshed | |
Elvismanwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. | Energized+ and Refreshed | |
Murderwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 15 units of ectoplasm and 10 units of...blood? | Energized+ and Max Health Increased++ | |
Synthmeat sandwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | A foux meatwich. | Refreshed | |
Synthmeat elviswich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. | Refreshed | |
Synthmeat steinwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. | Max Health Increased++ | |
Egg-salad sandwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Is it a salad or a sandwich? | Night Vision and Max Health Increased++ | |
/ / X sandwich | + X + | 6 seconds, high | Try various fillings (up to six food items) to create the ultimate sandwich! You can even mix two different types of bread for the slices. Effects vary depending on what was added | Varies | |
/ / X club | + X + + | 6 seconds, high | Effects vary depending on what was added | Varies | |
/ / X double-decker sandwich | + X + + + | 6 seconds, high | Effects vary depending on what was added | Varies | |
/ / X dagwood | + X + + + + | 6 seconds, high | Effects vary depending on what was added. | Varies | |
Meatball sub | + + + | 6 seconds, low | Works with any type of bread loaf. | Energized+ and Max Health Increased++ | |
Banh mi | + + + | 5 seconds, low | Works only with honeywheat bread | Energized+ and Max Health Increased++ | |
Hotdog | + | 6 seconds, low | Hot diggity dog! | None | |
Herbal sausage | + | N/A | You may use any other herb, including cannabis or catnip. Making herbal sausage puts any chemicals that were in the herb into the sausage. | None | |
Hotdog in a bun | + / / / / | N/A | Don't forget your condiment bottles! | Healing Over Time (All) | |
Bananadog | + | N/A | Sweaty and Healing Over Time (All) | ||
Hounddog | + | N/A | Ain't nothing but. | Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All) | |
Braindog | + | N/A | Max Health Increased++ and Healing Over Time (All) | ||
Frankenstein's beef frank | + | N/A | Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog. | Healing Over Time (All) and Healing Over Time (Brute) | |
Herbal sausage in a bun | + / / / / | N/A | Don't forget your condiment bottles! | Healing Over Time (All) | |
Herbal bananadog | + | N/A | Sweaty and Healing Over Time (All) | ||
Herbal hounddog | + | N/A | Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All) | ||
Herbal braindog | + | N/A | Max Health Increased++ and Healing Over Time (All) | ||
Herbal frankenstein's beef frank | + | N/A | Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog. | Healing Over Time (All) and Healing Over Time (Brute) | |
Corndog | + / | N/A | Don't forget your condiment bottles! | Sweaty | |
Hounddog-on-a-stick | / + / | N/A | Contains 15 units of essence of Elvis. | Energized+ | |
Banana-corndog | + / | N/A | Sweaty+ | ||
Brain-corndog | + / | N/A | Max Health Increased++ | ||
Corndog of the damned | + / | N/A | Healing Over Time (All) | ||
Herbdog | + / | N/A | Aside from the name, otherwise not all that different from regular corndogs. | Sweaty | |
Banana-herbdog | + / | N/A | Sweaty+ | ||
Brain-herbdog | + / | N/A | Max Health Increased++ | ||
Herbdog of the damned | + / | N/A | Healing Over Time (All) | ||
/ 2x Half hotdog | / + | N/A | You get a left and a right half; both are functionally same. | None | |
4x Chunk of hotdog | / + | N/A | Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "chunks". | None | |
/ Hotdog Octopus | / + | N/A | Aww. How cute. Contains a bit of love. Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "octopus". Use the knife on the resulting octopus to carve a little face, making it extra cute and giving it some love, literally. | None | |
Apple on a stick | + / | N/A | It's like an apple, but with a handle. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Candy apple | + | 5 seconds, low | Perfect for a crewmember, or a witch. | Energized | |
Delicious apple on a stick | + / | N/A | Contains 10 units of capulettium. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Delicious candy apple | + | 5 seconds, low | Contains 10 units of capulettium. | Energized | |
Synthorange | + | N/A | Must use synthmeat specifically. Heals twice the amount of regular oranges. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Warm donk pocket | + | 7 seconds, high | Contains 15 units of delicious omnizine goodness. But eat it quick--it'll cool down in seven minutes and you won't get the omnizine. | None | |
Warm donk pocket | (cold) | 7 seconds, high | Most heat sources, e.g. the microwave, lighters, welders, etc., also work. | None | |
Warm honk-pocket | + + | 7 seconds, high | Turns your farts into honks for a short time! But it does something completely different when it's left to cool for a good while... | None | |
Bacon | 6 seconds, high | Crispy. | None | ||
Burger | + | 6 seconds, high | A classic. | Max Health Increased+ and Warm | |
Cheeseburger | + + | 7 Seconds, high | A clasic, with cheese. | Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (Burn) | |
Monkey cheeseburger | + + | 7 Seconds, high | Must use monkey meat specifically. Has wacky effects. | Max Health Increased+ and Warm | |
Coronator | + + + | 9 Seconds, high | A day's worth of calories, in one burger. | Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+ | |
File:THE MONSTER.png THE MONSTER | + + + | 9 Seconds, low | Crazy-huge burger that will probably make you sick. And by sick, we mean dead. Slowly. | Max Health Increased++, Sweaty+, Bad Breath, and Warm | |
Brainburger | + / / / | 6 seconds, high | Infects whoever eats it with kuru. | Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+ | |
Buttburger | + / | 6 seconds, high | 10% of spawning with a different, punny, butt-related name, such as "buttconator", "ass whooper", or "cleveland steamed ham". Contains fartonium. | Sweaty+ | |
Roburger | + | 6 seconds, high | Also works with a light cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with robotic transformation. | Max Health Increased+ and Warm | |
Dubious burger | + | 6 seconds, high | It's full of.. something meatlike. | Max Health Increased++ and Bad Breath | |
Fishburger | + / / / | 7 seconds, high | Type of fish used doesn't matter. | Energized and Healing Over Time (Burn) | |
Sloppy Joe | + | 6 seconds, high | Has a chance to drip some meat on the floor. | Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty | |
Baconatrix | + | 6 seconds, high | Chock full of bacon. | Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty | |
Heartburger | + / / | 6 seconds, high | Works with human, monkey or synthetic hearts. Cyberhearts are also compatible. Contains pure love. | Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+ | |
Coconut burger | + | 7 seconds, high | Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+ | ||
Luau burger | + + | 7 seconds, high | Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+ | ||
Tiki burger | + + + | 9 seconds, high | Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+ | ||
Chicken sandwich | + | 7 seconds, high | That'll show those chickens. | Max Health Increased+ and Warm | |
Spicy chicken sandwich | + + | 7 seconds, high | Hot! Contains 15 units of capsaicin. | Max Health Increased+ and Warm | |
/ Steak | / | 9 seconds, low | You may use synth-, monkey- or human meat. | Max Health Increased+ and Healing Over Time (Brute) | |
Omelette | + + 2x | 7 seconds, high | Requires fork. | Energized and Gross Burps | |
Deep-space hell omelette | + + 2x | 7 seconds, high | The space bees are not going to like this! Requires fork. | Energized and Gross Burps | |
Fish fingers | / / / | 9 seconds, low | The type of fish used is irrelevant. Don't think about fish with fingers. | Healing Over Time (Burn),Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Sweaty | |
Baked potato | 9 seconds, high | A heated potato. | Sturdy | ||
Mashed potatoes | 3x | N/A | They've been shown who's boss in the kitchen. Requires fork. | Max Health Increased+ and Sturdy | |
Fries | 7 seconds, low | None | |||
Bacon and eggs | 2x + 2x | 8 seconds, high | Requires fork. | Energized+ | |
Plain spaghetti | 8 seconds, high | Specific name varies. Requires fork. | Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (Burn) | ||
Boneless spaghetti | 8 seconds, high | A spaghetti variant that requires the skeleton when making plain spaghetti. Specific name varies Has 50 units of milk Requires fork. | Energized and Sturdy | ||
Spaghetti in sauce | + | 8 seconds, high | Specific name varies. Requires fork. | Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn) | |
Spaghetti in sauce | + | N/A | Specific name varies. Requires fork. | Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn) | |
Spaghetti arrabiata | + | 8 seconds, high | Spicy! Specific name varies. Requires fork. | Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn) | |
Spaghetti arrabiata | + | N/A | Spicy! Specific name varies. Requires fork. | Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn) | |
Spaghetti with meatballs | + | 8 seconds, high | Specific name varies. Requires fork. | Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn) | |
Swedish meatballs | + + 2x | 6 seconds, high | Bork Bork Bork! Requires fork. | None | |
X pizza | + X | 6 seconds, high | The toppings may consist of any food item. Effects vary depending on what was added. | Varies | |
6x X pizza slices | + | N/A | Effects vary depending on what was added. | Varies | |
Pizza-ghetti | / + / | N/A | Inherits the pasta's silly name. Contains pizza reagent and fleur-de-lys. | Sweaty | |
Sugar cookie | 2 seconds, high | Refreshed | |||
Butter cookie | + | 2 seconds, high | Refreshed | ||
Oatmeal cookie | + | 2 seconds, high | Refreshed | ||
Chocolate-chip cookie | + | 2 seconds, high | Refreshed | ||
Iron cookie | + | 2 seconds, high | Max Health Increased+ | ||
Bacon cookie | + | 2 seconds, high | Sweaty | ||
Spookie | + | 2 seconds, high | Contains 10 units of ectoplasm. | Refreshed | |
Jaffa cake | + + | 2 seconds, high | Refreshed | ||
Sugar moon pie | 2x + + + | 2 seconds, high | Refreshed | ||
Oatmeal moon pie | 2x + + + | 2 seconds, high | Refreshed+ | ||
Chocolate moon pie | 2x + + + | 2 seconds, high | Refreshed+ | ||
Iron moon pie | 2x + + + | 2 seconds, high | Max Health Increased++ | ||
Bacon moon pie | 2x + + + | 2 seconds, high | Sweaty+ | ||
Full moon pie | 2x + + + | 2 seconds, high | Contains 10 units of ectoplasm. | Refreshed+ | |
Jaffa moon cobbler | 2x + | 2 seconds, high | Refreshed+ | ||
Whoopie pie | 2x + + | 2 seconds, high | Requires chocolate-chip cookies specifically. | Refreshed+ | |
Cookie with frosting | + | N/A | Works with any type of cookie or moon pie except spookie, full moon pie, and butter cookies. Makes random color frosting. Effects are based on the cookie that was frosted. | Varies | |
Nougat bar | + | 5 seconds, low | With all or less of the nougat you could ever or never want. | None | |
Granola bar | + | 5 seconds, low | A honey and oat based snack. | Refreshed+ | |
Crumpet | 3 Seconds, low. | Very British. | Healing Over Time (Brute) | ||
/ Bagel | 3 Seconds, low. | Can create both plain and seed bagels. | Sturdy | ||
Donut | + | 3 Seconds, low. | A nice loop of dough. | Energized | |
Biscuit | + | 4 seconds, low | Healing Over Time (Brute) | ||
English Muffin | + | N/A | Delicious. Cut in half with a knife. | Warm | |
Buttered English Muffin | + | N/A | Butter is optional. | Energized | |
Hardtack | + | 6 seconds, high | None | ||
Butter Burger | + | 6 seconds, high | Not healthy at all. | Healing Over Time (All) and Sweaty | |
File:Macguffin.png Sausage MacGuffin | 2x + + + | 6 seconds, high | Unrelated to any corperations. | None | |
Honey Wonks | + | 5 seconds, low | Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl. | None | |
Hetz' Cup | + | N/A | Works with any candy, so long as it has chocolate reagent and isn't another Hetz Cup. | None | |
Waffles | + | 10 seconds, low | High Tek. | Energized | |
Cream pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Really great for throwing at faces. Requires spoon. | Cold and Refreshed | |
X cream pie | + + X | 2 seconds, high | Accepts any food item. Requires spoon. Effects vary depending on what was added. | Varies | |
Custard pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Apple pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Pumpkin pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Lemon meringue pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Key lime pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Strawberry pie | + 2x | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | Cold and Refreshed | |
Slurry pie | + | 2 seconds, high | The cooking the slurry pod revealed their restorative properties. Contains 15 units of mutadone. Requires spoon. | Cold and Bad Breath | |
Bacon pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | Cold, Max Health Increased++, and Sweaty | |
Moon pie | + / | 2 seconds, high | Get it? 10% chance of spawning with a silly alternate name such as "fart pie" or "mud pie". Requires spoon. | Refreshed and Sweaty+ | |
X pie | + + X | 2 seconds, high | You may add one or two items (food or otherwise). Requires spoon. Effects vary depending on what was added. | Varies | |
Creamy sponge cake | + | 7 seconds, high | Cold and Energized | ||
Chocolate sponge cake | + | 7 seconds, high | Cold and Energized | ||
Meat cake | + | 7 seconds, high | Cold and Energized | ||
Bacon cake | + 3x | 7 seconds, high | An actual food crime. | Cold and Energized | |
Fruit cake | + | 7 seconds, high | A December-month exclusive. Accepts both smoldering messes and physical manifestations of fried foods. | Cold and Energized | |
/ Pancakes | + | + / + | 6 seconds, high | Don't forget to add the maple syrup after cooking the pancakes! | Energized and Gassy |
X cake | + X + File:IcingTube.png | + + | 6 seconds, high | Use the mixer to blend the cake batter with the item of your choice, then cook the unfinished batter in the oven. Add icing to finish the product. Effects vary depending on what was added. | Varies |
10x X cake slices | + | N/A | Effects vary depending on what was added. | Varies | |
/ X rangoon / eggroll | + X | N/A | Combine the wrapper with a food item of your choice, then load it into the deep fryer. Tiny objects make a rangoon, normal-sized items an eggroll. | Energized | |
Fried onion ring | N/A | Note: All Fried foods get the "Warm" effect as well as their normal effects. | Bad Breath and Warm | ||
Onion Chips | 2x + + | 7 seconds, high | Like normal chips, but stinkier. | Bad Breath | |
Popcorn | + | N/A | Heat the cob with a welding tool or other heat source until it pops. | Night Vision | |
Popcorn | N/A | Popped via the magic of the processor. | Night Vision | ||
X-flavoured ice cream | N/A | The machine offers three basic flavours. Alternatively, you can use a container (beaker, drinking glass, bottle etc.) with reagents of your choice. | Cold | ||
Mashed brains | / / / | N/A | Good brain food! Requires fork. | Max Health Increased++ | |
Meatloaf | 6 seconds, high | Requires fork. | Max Health Increased++ | ||
Taco shell | 6 seconds, low | Devoid of any and all taco ingredients | None | ||
Meat taco | + + + | N/A | Most types of meat can be used, including bacon. | Energized and Warm | |
4x Tortilla chips | N/A | Crush an empty cooked taco shell to get four of these. | Energized | ||
Guacamole | N/A | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | Refreshed | ||
Mint chutney | + + + | 7 seconds, high | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | Energized and Refreshed | |
Oatmeal (random flavour) | 7 seconds, high | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | Healing Over Time (Brute) | ||
Tomato soup | 2x | 6 seconds, high | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | Refreshed and [[#Warm|Warm | |
Gruel | 3x | N/A | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | Sweaty | |
Chili con queso | + | 6 seconds, high | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | Sweaty and Warm | |
Chili con carne | + | 6 seconds, high | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | Fart Thrust and Warm | |
Chili con flagration | + + 2x | 6 seconds, high | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | Fire Burps and Warm | |
El Diablo | + + + | 10 seconds, high | Warning: not for the faint of heart! Combine the con carne and flagration along with the rest of the listed ingredients. Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | Fire Burps+ and Warm | |
Cream of mushroom | + | N/A | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | Cleanse and Healing Over Time (Toxin) | |
Salad | 2x | 5 seconds, low | Requires fork | Energized and Refreshed | |
Candy cane | + | 5 seconds, low | Festive! | Energized | |
Egg nog | 3x + | 5 seconds, low | Also Festive! | N/A | |
Hard-Boiled Egg | 4 seconds, low | The loose cannon of foods | Night Vision and Healing Over Time (Brute) | ||
Deviled Egg | + | N/A | An unholy egg. | Energized | |
Egg Salad | + + | 5 seconds, low | Energized and Bad Breath | ||
Haggis | + + | 9 seconds, high | Och laddie, don ya ken wha U'm sayin? Works with all other internal organs, namely lungs, stomachs (as per tradition), intestines, pancreases, kidneys, spleens, appendices, and, disturbingly, eyes. | Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin) | |
Haggass | + + | 9 seconds, high | Makes you quite gassy, Scottish style. Requires a fork. | Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin) | |
Scotch Eggs | + + | 3 seconds, high | In scotland, Scotch Eggs count as a vegetable. | Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin) | |
Pickle | N/A | A reminder of all the pickle jars the crew smashed. | None | ||
Bee Kibble | + + | 10 seconds, high | For bee larva only. | None | |
Birthday Cupcake | + + + | 10 seconds, high | For space bees only...or brave humans. | None | |
Refried Beans | + 2x | 7 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | Fart Thrust and Gassy | |
Rice And Beans | + | 10 seconds, low | Requires spoon. | Fart Thrust and Gassy | |
Fried Rice | + + + | 10 seconds, low | Requires spoon. | Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (All) | |
Omurice | + + | 8 seconds, low | Requires spoon. | Max Health Increased++ and Warm | |
Risotto | + + + | 5 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All) | |
/ / Nigiri roll | + / / / | N/A | There are different-colored variations depending on the color of fish fillet you use. | Energized+ | |
/ / Nigiri roll | + / / / | 6 seconds low. | Makes a random color nigiri roll, regardless of type of fillet used. Not correct sushi making. | Energized+ | |
Onigiri | + | N/A | A simplified version of how it is made in real life too, unlike... | Warm | |
/ Sushi Roll | / / / + + | 6 seconds low. | Use knife to slice. Also incorrect sushi making. | Max Health Increased | |
/ Custom sushi roll | + + X | N/A | Click the rolling mat with seaweed sheet, then sticky rice, and then up to 3 food items of your choosing. Click on the mat with empty hand a couple times to roll up the mat, then click on it again to unroll it and take the sushi roll off. Use a knife to slice it into sushi rolls. Now this is correct sushi making! Effects very depending on what was added. | Varies |
Stove
Soup! Not only does is it delicious, but it's quite good for you; the soup adds up all the healing amounts and up to 4 of the food buffs of the ingredients used. The more you put in, the more you get out!
- Click on the soup pot with an item to insert it as an ingredient. Go nuts!
- You can use whatever, including things that aren't food, so long as it can go into a backpack.
- You can't put another soup pot in the pot.
- There is a limit on the number of things that can go in the pot, dependent on weight; essentially, you can fit in lots of tiny-size items but only a couple normal-size items.
- The more ingredients you use, the more soup you can serve out. Be generous!
- You can take ingredients out by click-dragging the pot onto you. This'll take out the most recently added ingredient.
- You can use whatever, including things that aren't food, so long as it can go into a backpack.
- Click on the soup pot with a container of chemicals to pour it in as broth. Any chemicals. Up to 150 units of chemicals.
- If at any point, you make a mistake and want to start over, you can click-drag the soup pot's sprite onto a floor tile while the pot's in your hand to recover the ingredients and pour the broth out. This also applies the turf effects of the reagents in the broth.
- Pick up the soup pot and click on the stove to put the pot on the stove. Use a lit welder, lighter, or similar flame source on the stove to light it. It'll start cooking for a few seconds.
- After it's finished, click on the stove to take the pot off.
- Click on the pot with a ladle to scoop up some soup, and click on a bowl with a ladle to serve it.
The resulting soup's name will be in the format "[ingredients] soup in [chemicals] broth", with the [chemicals] part displaying the three reagents with the highest volume, and you can Examine the soup pot to get a relative description of the amount of broth in the soup to the maximum volume and a similar one for ingredients. The description gets snarky if there's a lot of ingredients.
Deep Fryer
Every food can be deep-fried, and the same applies to many other objects. In fact, pretty much anything you can think of besides containers and bulky items - experiment!
Shitty Grill
Not-actually-all-that-shitty grill that appears on John's Bus, which can be called at the Space Diner and Mining Outpost for space-based maps and the Sea Diner for ocean-based maps. Grilling is simple: click on the grill to light it up, then wait a while for it to warm up. Once it's ready, click on the grill with an item in your hand to put that item on the grill. Wait a few seconds, then click on the grill again to take it off the grill.
Like the deep fryer, just about everything that can be held in your hand can be grilled, even things that aren't food, and the resulting grilled item is edible and counts as a food item for recipes that can accept food items, but not non-foods, as a custom ingredient. Moreover, there are different grill states depending on how long the item was on the grill, and if you get the timing right, the newly grilled item can have omnizine or even enriched MSG in it. However, the time frame for a perfect grill is short and unforgiving, and it's quite easy to just burn it into a char.
Grilling in John Bill's presence will elicit helpful and/or amusing comments from him. Supposedly, there's also a super-powered version with many different functionalities in some forsaken lab somewhere. Also, you probably shouldn't leave it on and unattended without anything grilling.
Microwave
Though rarely (if ever) used for anything, the microwave still has its place in the bar. Most people are aware of warm donk pockets, but there are also several other legacy recipes which might be of use to a barman or hungry assistants - a second unit can be found in crew quarters, and more may be deployed with the help of a mechanic.
Produced item | Recipe | Info |
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Donut | + | |
Popcorn | ||
Waffles | 2x + 2x | |
Custard pie | 2x + | Peel the banana first! Requires spoon. |
Burger | + | Possible types of meat: synth, monkey, human. |
Brainburger | + | Only a monkey or human brain will work, not synthbrains! Infects whoever eats it with kuru. |
Buttburger | + | Doesn't work with synth- or cyberbutts. |
Roburger | + | Recipe is limited to the standard cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with robotic transformation. |
Heartburger | + | Works with human and monkey hearts. Synthetic or cyberhearts are not compatible. |
Meatball | + | Valid combination: 1x monkey + 1x human. |
Warm donk pocket | + | |
Warm donk pocket | (cold) | A box of them can be found in the kitchen refrigerator. Once heated, they will stay warm for about seven minutes. |
In case of an invalid or unrecognized recipe, the microwave is less forgiving than its successor. However, it's not the end of the world and both failure states can be addressed rather easily.
The microwave gets covered in muck! - Get some space cleaner. Ask the janitor or simply steal one of his spray bottles.
The microwave breaks! - Use a screwdriver on the unit, then a wrench.
Just like real life, putting an egg in a microwave by itself is a Bad Idea.
Prison Loaf Processor
Certain customers may not even be able to visit the bar and enjoy your culinary delicacies. Fortunately, there is still a convenient way to deliver food to the inmates: the Lay-Z Chef Prison Food Chute. Many items (food or otherwise) are suitable components for the processor, which sends the fresh loaf directly to the brig. While you have limited control over the taste or appearance of said loaf, there is actually more to it than meets the eye. It might be worthwhile to experiment with the amount and composition of the ingredients!
If a loaf is simply too much to eat, using a welder on the processor toggles it into nugget mode! Freshly made nuggets of food will be extruded and portioned out to the prisoners, perfect for some fast grub.
Animal Slaughter
Knives can be used on dead critters to slaughter their bodies. This will in most cases instantly produce several pieces of meat bearing the creature's name, which you can use for cooking.
Monkeys are a mob, so they require you to either put them on a meatspike, or shove them in the gibber.
Food Effects
Consuming certain foods can grant you certain boosts to things like stamina regeneration and maximum health. Generally, the more complex or resource intensive the cooking process, the better the buffs the food provides, and the closer it's cooked to the optimal heat level and time, the longer the buffs last; you'll know you've gotten it right if you get a message like That tasted amazing! when eating it. Having THC in your system doubles the duration of the food buffs further.
Buff | Explanation |
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Energized | Adds +18 max stamina. |
Energized+ | Adds +22 max stamina. |
Refreshed | Adds +2.2 stamina regeneration. |
Refreshed+ | Adds +5 stamina regeneration. |
Warm | If you're below base body temperature (37 degrees C), raises your body temperature by 6 degrees Celsius every few seconds. |
Cold | If you're above base body temperature (37 degrees C), lowers your body temperature by 0.8 degrees Celsius every few seconds. |
Cleanse | Adds +80% Disease Resistance |
Healing Over Time | Heals varying amounts of the damage type listed every 5 seconds. Has variations that fix Burn, Brute, Tox, and all three. |
Damage Over Time | Deals varying amounts of the damage type listed every 5 seconds. Has variations that deal Burn, Brute, Tox, and all three. |
Sweaty | Small chance to sweat a fluid puddle of water beneath you. Gross. Unaffected by clothing worn. |
Sweaty+ | Like regular Sweaty, but with a higher chance of creating a puddle. |
Max Health Increased | Adds +10 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition. |
Max Health Increased+ | Adds +20 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition. |
Max Health Increased++ | Adds +40 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition and is enough to let you take two cyalume saber hits. |
Gross Burps | Your burps sound extra-grody. |
Night Vision | Lets you see better in darkness much like the Cat Eyes trait. |
Sturdy | Halves the chance for your limbs to be blown off by an explosion. Stacks with the Adamantium Skeleton trait. |
Gassy | Your *farts sound...interesting. |
Fart Thrust | *Farting lets you navigate through Space and pushes you forward on the Seafloor. Remember you can still use IJKL to orient your character. |
Rad Wick | Increases your radiation resistance. |
Fire Burps | When you *burp, you unleash a column of flame tiles up to 4 tiles in front of you, drastically shortening the buff. |
Fire Burps+ | Like regular Fire Burps, but the flames go up to 6 tiles instead of 4 and have a higher temperature. |
Bad Breath | Your breath is rancid and anyone near you can smell it. Mostly just flavour text. |
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