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|[[Image:FoodNougatBar.png]]||Nougat bar||Kitchen||With all or less of the nougat you could ever or never want.||None
|[[Image:FoodNougatBar.png]]||Nougat bar||Kitchen||With all or less of the nougat you could ever or never want.||None
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|[[Image:FoodGranolaBar.png]]||Granola bar||Kitchen||A honey and oat based snack.||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed]]
|[[Image:FoodGranolaBar.png]]||Granola bar||Kitchen||A honey and oat based snack.||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]]
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|[[Image:CookieTin.png]]||Cookie tin||Kitchen||Contains 7x [[#Sugar Cookie|butter cookies]]. Sadly, the tin itself is inedible.||N/A
|[[Image:CookieTin.png]]||Cookie tin||Kitchen||Contains 7x [[#Sugar Cookie|butter cookies]]. Sadly, the tin itself is inedible.||N/A
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|- id="Cristal Champagne"
|- id="Cristal Champagne"
|[[File:CristalChampagneV2.png]]||Cristal Champagne||Alcohol||[[Bar#Manta|Manta Bar]]||Contains, well, champagne. Can be used to rename vehicles in the same way as the [[#Champagne|regular version]].
|[[File:CristalChampagneV2.png]]||Cristal Champagne||Alcohol||[[Bar#Manta|Manta Bar]]||Contains, well, champagne. Can be used to rename vehicles in the same way as the [[#Champagne|regular version]].
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|- id
|[[Image:EggNogCarton.png]]||Egg nog||Other||Bar, kitchen||
|[[Image:EggNogCarton.png]]||Egg nog||Other||Bar, kitchen||
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|[[Image:FoodBanhMi.png]] Banh mi || [[Image:Honey-WheatBread.png|link=#Loaf of Honey-Wheat Bread]] + [[File:CarrotV3.png|link=#Carrot]] + [[File:CucumberV2.png|link=#Cucumber]] + [[Image:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low|| Works only with honeywheat bread||[[#Energized+|Energized+]] and [[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|[[Image:FoodBanhMi.png]] Banh mi || [[Image:Honey-WheatBread.png|link=#Loaf of Honey-Wheat Bread]] + [[File:CarrotV3.png|link=#Carrot]] + [[File:CucumberV2.png|link=#Cucumber]] + [[Image:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low|| Works only with honeywheat bread||[[#Energized+|Energized+]] and [[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Hotdog"
|- id="Hotdog"
|[[File:HotdogV2.png]] Hotdog||[[File:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]] + [[File:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||
|[[File:HotdogV2.png]] Hotdog||[[File:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]] + [[File:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Hot diggity dog!||None
|- id="Herbal Sausage"
|- id="Herbal Sausage"
|[[File:HerbalSausageV2.png]] Herbal sausage||[[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[Image:ContusineLeafV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Contusine]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||You may use any other herb, including cannabis or catnip. Making herbal sausage puts any [[chemicals]] that were in the herb into the sausage.
|[[File:HerbalSausageV2.png]] Herbal sausage||[[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[Image:ContusineLeafV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Contusine]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||You may use any other herb, including cannabis or catnip. Making herbal sausage puts any [[chemicals]] that were in the herb into the sausage.||None
|- id="Hotdog in a Bun"
|- id="Hotdog in a Bun"
|[[File:HotdogInBunV2.png]]  Hotdog in a bun ||[[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] / [[File:Honey-WheatSlice.png|link=#Slice of Honey-Wheat Bread]] / [[File:PumpkinBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Pumpkin Bread]] / [[File:CornbreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Northern-Style Cornbread]] / [[File:CornbreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Southern-Style Cornbread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Don't forget your [[#Condiment Bottles|condiment bottles]]!
|[[File:HotdogInBunV2.png]]  Hotdog in a bun ||[[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] / [[File:Honey-WheatSlice.png|link=#Slice of Honey-Wheat Bread]] / [[File:PumpkinBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Pumpkin Bread]] / [[File:CornbreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Northern-Style Cornbread]] / [[File:CornbreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Southern-Style Cornbread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Don't forget your [[#Condiment Bottles|condiment bottles]]!||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Bananadog"
|- id="Bananadog"
|[[File:BananadogV2.png]] Bananadog || [[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[File:Bananaslice.png|link=#Slice of Banana Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||  
|[[File:BananadogV2.png]] Bananadog || [[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[File:Bananaslice.png|link=#Slice of Banana Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Sweaty+|Sweaty]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Hounddog"
|- id="Hounddog"
|[[File:HounddogV2.png]] Hounddog || [[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[File:ElvisBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||  
|[[File:HounddogV2.png]] Hounddog || [[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[File:ElvisBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Ain't nothing but.||[[#Energized+|Energized+]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Braindog"
|- id="Braindog"
|[[File:BraindogV2.png]] Braindog || [[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[File:BrainBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Brain Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||
|[[File:BraindogV2.png]] Braindog || [[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[File:BrainBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Brain Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Frankenstein's Beef Frank"
|- id="Frankenstein's Beef Frank"
|[[File:FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png]] Frankenstein's beef frank || [[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[File:DreadSlice2.png|link=#Slice of Dread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Making one while a [[Guide to Genetics#Ossification|skeleton]] makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog.  
|[[File:FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png]] Frankenstein's beef frank || [[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] + [[File:DreadSlice2.png|link=#Slice of Dread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Making one while a [[Guide to Genetics#Ossification|skeleton]] makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="Herbal Sausage in a Bun"
|- id="Herbal Sausage in a Bun"
|[[File:HerbalSausageInBun.png]] Herbal sausage in a bun ||[[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] / [[File:Honey-WheatSlice.png|link=#Slice of Honey-Wheat Bread]] / [[File:PumpkinBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Pumpkin Bread]] / [[File:CornbreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Northern-Style Cornbread]] / [[File:CornbreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Southern-Style Cornbread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Don't forget your [[#Condiment Bottles|condiment bottles]]!
|[[File:HerbalSausageInBun.png]] Herbal sausage in a bun ||[[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] / [[File:Honey-WheatSlice.png|link=#Slice of Honey-Wheat Bread]] / [[File:PumpkinBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Pumpkin Bread]] / [[File:CornbreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Northern-Style Cornbread]] / [[File:CornbreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Southern-Style Cornbread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Don't forget your [[#Condiment Bottles|condiment bottles]]!||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Herbal Bananadog"
|- id="Herbal Bananadog"
|[[File:HerbalBananadog.png]] Herbal bananadog || [[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:Bananaslice.png|link=#Slice of Banana Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||  
|[[File:HerbalBananadog.png]] Herbal bananadog || [[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:Bananaslice.png|link=#Slice of Banana Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Sweaty+|Sweaty]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Herbal Hounddog"
|- id="Herbal Hounddog"
|[[File:HerbalHounddog.png]] Herbal hounddog || [[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:ElvisBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||  
|[[File:HerbalHounddog.png]] Herbal hounddog || [[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:ElvisBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Elvis Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Energized+|Energized+]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Herbal Braindog"
|- id="Herbal Braindog"
|[[File:HerbalBraindog.png]] Herbal braindog || [[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:BrainBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Brain Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||
|[[File:HerbalBraindog.png]] Herbal braindog || [[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:BrainBreadSlice.png|link=#Slice of Brain Bread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Herbal Frankenstein's Beef Frank"
|- id="Herbal Frankenstein's Beef Frank"
|[[File:FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png]] Herbal frankenstein's beef frank || [[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:DreadSlice2.png|link=#Slice of Dread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Making one while a [[Guide to Genetics#Ossification|skeleton]] makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog.  
|[[File:FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png]] Herbal frankenstein's beef frank || [[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:DreadSlice2.png|link=#Slice of Dread]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Making one while a [[Guide to Genetics#Ossification|skeleton]] makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="Corndog"
|- id="Corndog"
|[[Image:corndog.png]] Corndog||[[File:HotdogInBunV2.png|link=#Hotdog in a Bun]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Don't forget your [[#Condiment Bottles|condiment bottles]]!
|[[Image:corndog.png]] Corndog||[[File:HotdogInBunV2.png|link=#Hotdog in a Bun]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Don't forget your [[#Condiment Bottles|condiment bottles]]!||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Hounddog-on-a-Stick"
|- id="Hounddog-on-a-Stick"
|[[Image:HounddogOnAStick.png]] Hounddog-on-a-stick||[[File:HounddogV2.png|link=#Hounddog]] / [[File:HerbalHounddog.png|link=#Herbal Hounddog]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]].||[[#Energized+|Energized+]]
|[[Image:HounddogOnAStick.png]] Hounddog-on-a-stick||[[File:HounddogV2.png|link=#Hounddog]] / [[File:HerbalHounddog.png|link=#Herbal Hounddog]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Essence of Elvis|essence of Elvis]].||[[#Energized+|Energized+]]
|- id="Banana-Corndog"
|- id="Banana-Corndog"
|[[Image:BananaCorndog.png]] Banana-corndog||[[File:BananadogV2.png|link=#Bananadog]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||
|[[Image:BananaCorndog.png]] Banana-corndog||[[File:BananadogV2.png|link=#Bananadog]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="Brain-Corndog"
|- id="Brain-Corndog"
|[[Image:BrainCorndog.png]] Brain-corndog||[[File:BraindogV2.png|link=#Braindog]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||
|[[Image:BrainCorndog.png]] Brain-corndog||[[File:BraindogV2.png|link=#Braindog]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Corndog of the Damned"
|- id="Corndog of the Damned"
|[[Image:DamnedCorndog2.png]] Corndog of the damned||[[File:FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png|link=#Frankenstein's Beef Frank]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||
|[[Image:DamnedCorndog2.png]] Corndog of the damned||[[File:FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png|link=#Frankenstein's Beef Frank]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Herbdog"
|- id="Herbdog"
|[[Image:corndog.png]] Herbdog||[[File:HerbalSausageInBun.png|link=#Herbal Sausage in a Bun]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Aside from the name, otherwise not all that different from regular [[#Corndog|corndogs]].  
|[[Image:corndog.png]] Herbdog||[[File:HerbalSausageInBun.png|link=#Herbal Sausage in a Bun]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Aside from the name, otherwise not all that different from regular [[#Corndog|corndogs]].||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Banana-Herbdog"
|- id="Banana-Herbdog"
|[[Image:BananaCorndog.png]] Banana-herbdog||[[File:HerbalBananadog.png|link=#Herbal Bananadog]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||
|[[Image:BananaCorndog.png]] Banana-herbdog||[[File:HerbalBananadog.png|link=#Herbal Bananadog]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="Brain-Herbdog"
|- id="Brain-Herbdog"
|[[Image:BrainCorndog.png]] Brain-herbdog||[[File:HerbalBraindog.png|link=#Herbal Braindog]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||
|[[Image:BrainCorndog.png]] Brain-herbdog||[[File:HerbalBraindog.png|link=#Herbal Braindog]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Herbdog of the Damned"
|- id="Herbdog of the Damned"
|[[Image:DamnedCorndog2.png]] Herbdog of the damned||[[File:FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png|link=#Herbal Frankenstein's Beef Frank]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||
|[[Image:DamnedCorndog2.png]] Herbdog of the damned||[[File:FrankensteinBeefFrankV3.png|link=#Herbal Frankenstein's Beef Frank]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| ||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Half Hotdog"
|- id="Half Hotdog"
|[[File:HalfHotdogLeft.png]] / [[File:HalfHotdogRight.png]] 2x Half hotdog||[[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] / [[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||You get a left and a right half; both are functionally same.
|[[File:HalfHotdogLeft.png]] / [[File:HalfHotdogRight.png]] 2x Half hotdog||[[File:HotdogV2.png|link=#Hotdog]] / [[File:HerbalSausageV2.png|link=#Herbal Sausage]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||You get a left and a right half; both are functionally same.||None
|- id="Chunk of Hotdog"
|- id="Chunk of Hotdog"
|[[File:ChunkOfHotdog.png]] 4x Chunk of hotdog||[[File:HalfHotdogLeft.png]] / [[File:HalfHotdogRight.png]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Use a [[#Knife|knife]] or equivalent on a [[#Half Hotdog|half hotdog]], select "chunks".
|[[File:ChunkOfHotdog.png]] 4x Chunk of hotdog||[[File:HalfHotdogLeft.png]] / [[File:HalfHotdogRight.png]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Use a [[#Knife|knife]] or equivalent on a [[#Half Hotdog|half hotdog]], select "chunks".||None
|- id="Hotdog Octopus"
|- id="Hotdog Octopus"
|[[File:HotdogOctopus.png]] / [[File:HotdogOctopusHappy.png]] Hotdog Octopus||[[File:HalfHotdogLeft.png]] / [[File:HalfHotdogRight.png]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Aww. How cute. Contains a bit of [[Chemicals#Pure Love|love]]. Use a [[#Knife|knife]] or equivalent on a [[#Half Hotdog|half hotdog]], select "octopus". Use the knife on the resulting octopus to carve a little face, making it extra cute and giving it some love, literally.
|[[File:HotdogOctopus.png]] / [[File:HotdogOctopusHappy.png]] Hotdog Octopus||[[File:HalfHotdogLeft.png]] / [[File:HalfHotdogRight.png]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Aww. How cute. Contains a bit of [[Chemicals#Pure Love|love]]. Use a [[#Knife|knife]] or equivalent on a [[#Half Hotdog|half hotdog]], select "octopus". Use the knife on the resulting octopus to carve a little face, making it extra cute and giving it some love, literally.||None
|- id="Apple on a Stick"
|- id="Apple on a Stick"
|[[File:AppleOnAStickV3.png]] Apple on a stick||[[File:AppleV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Apple]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||
|[[File:AppleOnAStickV3.png]] Apple on a stick||[[File:AppleV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Apple]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||It's like an apple, but with a handle.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Candy Apple"
|- id="Candy Apple"
|[[Image:CandyAppleV3.png]] Candy apple||[[File:AppleOnAStickV3.png|link=#Apple on a Stick]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||
|[[Image:CandyAppleV3.png]] Candy apple||[[File:AppleOnAStickV3.png|link=#Apple on a Stick]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||Perfect for a crewmember, or a witch.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Delicious Apple on a Stick"
|- id="Delicious Apple on a Stick"
|[[File:DeliciousAppleOnAStickV3.png]] Delicious apple on a stick||[[File:DeliciousAppleV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Delicious Apple]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Contains 10 units of [[Chemicals#Capulettium|capulettium]].
|[[File:DeliciousAppleOnAStickV3.png]] Delicious apple on a stick||[[File:DeliciousAppleV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Delicious Apple]] + [[File:SteelRods.gif|link=Engineering Objects#Rods]] / [[File:Popsicle-stick.png|link=#Popsicle Stick]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}|| Contains 10 units of [[Chemicals#Capulettium|capulettium]].||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Delicious Candy Apple"
|- id="Delicious Candy Apple"
|[[File:DeliciousCandyAppleV3.png]] Delicious candy apple||[[File:DeliciousAppleOnAStickV3.png]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low|| Contains 10 units of [[Chemicals#Capulettium|capulettium]].
|[[File:DeliciousCandyAppleV3.png]] Delicious candy apple||[[File:DeliciousAppleOnAStickV3.png]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low|| Contains 10 units of [[Chemicals#Capulettium|capulettium]].||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Synthorange"
|- id="Synthorange"
|[[Image:OrangeV3.png]] Synthorange||[[Image:OrangeV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Orange]] + [[File:SynthmeatV2.png|link=#Synthetic Meat]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Must use synthmeat specifically. Heals twice the amount of regular oranges.
|[[Image:OrangeV3.png]] Synthorange||[[Image:OrangeV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Orange]] + [[File:SynthmeatV2.png|link=#Synthetic Meat]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Must use synthmeat specifically. Heals twice the amount of regular oranges.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Donk Pocket"
|- id="Donk Pocket"
|[[File:DonkPocketV2.png]] Warm donk pocket||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Omnizine|delicious omnizine goodness]]. But eat it quick--it'll cool down in seven minutes and you won't get the omnizine.||None
|[[File:DonkPocketV2.png]] Warm donk pocket||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Omnizine|delicious omnizine goodness]]. But eat it quick--it'll cool down in seven minutes and you won't get the omnizine.||None
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|[[File:DonkPocketV2.png]] Warm donk pocket||[[File:DonkPocketV2.png]] (cold)||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| Most heat sources, e.g. the [[Foods and Drinks#Microwave|microwave]], [[General Objects#Lighter|lighters]], [[welder]]s, etc., also work. ||None
|[[File:DonkPocketV2.png]] Warm donk pocket||[[File:DonkPocketV2.png]] (cold)||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| Most heat sources, e.g. the [[Foods and Drinks#Microwave|microwave]], [[General Objects#Lighter|lighters]], [[welder]]s, etc., also work. ||None
|- id="Honk-Pocket"
|- id="Honk-Pocket"
|[[File:DonkPocketV2.png]] Warm honk-pocket||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]] + [[File:BikeHorn.png]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| Turns your farts into honks for a short time! But it does something completely different when it's left to cool for a good while...
|[[File:DonkPocketV2.png]] Warm honk-pocket||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]] + [[File:BikeHorn.png]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| Turns your farts into honks for a short time! But it does something completely different when it's left to cool for a good while...||None
|- id="Cooked Bacon"
|- id="Cooked Bacon"
|[[Image:CookedBaconV2.png]] Bacon||[[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||
|[[Image:CookedBaconV2.png]] Bacon||[[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Crispy.||None
|- id="Burger"
|- id="Burger"
|[[Image:Burger.png]] Burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||A classic.
|[[Image:Burger.png]] Burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||A classic.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Cheeseburger"
|- id="Cheeseburger"
|[[Image:Burger.png]] Cheeseburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 Seconds, high||A clasic, with cheese.
|[[Image:Burger.png]] Cheeseburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 Seconds, high||A clasic, with cheese.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Monkey Cheeseburger"
|- id="Monkey Cheeseburger"
|[[Image:Burger.png]] Monkey cheeseburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 Seconds, high||Must use monkey meat specifically. Has wacky effects.||
|[[Image:Burger.png]] Monkey cheeseburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 Seconds, high||Must use monkey meat specifically. Has wacky effects.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Coronator"
|- id="Coronator"
|[[Image:The_Coronator.png]] Coronator||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 Seconds, high||A day's worth of calories, in one burger.||
|[[Image:The_Coronator.png]] Coronator||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 Seconds, high||A day's worth of calories, in one burger.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="THE MONSTER"
|- id="THE MONSTER"
|[[Image:THE MONSTER.png]] THE MONSTER||[[Image:The_Coronator.png|link=#Coronator]] + [[Image:The_Coronator.png]] + [[Image:The_Coronator.png]] + [[Image:The_Coronator.png]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 Seconds, low||Crazy-huge burger that will probably make you sick. And by sick, we mean dead. Slowly.
|[[Image:THE MONSTER.png]] THE MONSTER||[[Image:The_Coronator.png|link=#Coronator]] + [[Image:The_Coronator.png]] + [[Image:The_Coronator.png]] + [[Image:The_Coronator.png]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 Seconds, low||Crazy-huge burger that will probably make you sick. And by sick, we mean dead. Slowly.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]], [[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]], [[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]], and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Brainburger"
|- id="Brainburger"
|[[Image:Foodbrainburger.png]] Brainburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:BrainNew.png|link=#Brain]] / [[Image:Synthbrain.png|link=#Synthbrain]] / [[Image:OddCrystal.png|link=#Odd Crystal]] / [[File:Intelligence_Form_Chip_Rework2.gif|link=#Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Infects whoever eats it with [[Virus|kuru]].
|[[Image:Foodbrainburger.png]] Brainburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:BrainNew.png|link=#Brain]] / [[Image:Synthbrain.png|link=#Synthbrain]] / [[Image:OddCrystal.png|link=#Odd Crystal]] / [[File:Intelligence_Form_Chip_Rework2.gif|link=#Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Infects whoever eats it with [[Virus|kuru]].||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="Buttburger"
|- id="Buttburger"
|[[Image:Foodassburger.png]] Buttburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:ButtV2.png|link=#Butt]] / [[Image:Cyberbutt.png|link=#Cyberbutt]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high|| 10% of spawning with a different, punny, butt-related name, such as "buttconator", "ass whooper", or "cleveland steamed ham". Contains [[Chemicals#Fartonium|fartonium]].  
|[[Image:Foodassburger.png]] Buttburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:ButtV2.png|link=#Butt]] / [[Image:Cyberbutt.png|link=#Cyberbutt]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high|| 10% of spawning with a different, punny, butt-related name, such as "buttconator", "ass whooper", or "cleveland steamed ham". Contains [[Chemicals#Fartonium|fartonium]].||[[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="Roburger"
|- id="Roburger"
|[[Image:Foodroburger.png]] Roburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:RobotHead.png|link=Cyborg#Head]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Also works with a light cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with [[Virus|robotic transformation]].
|[[Image:Foodroburger.png]] Roburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:RobotHead.png|link=Cyborg#Head]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Also works with a light cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with [[Virus|robotic transformation]].||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Dubious Burger"
|- id="Dubious Burger"
|[[Image:Foodbrainburger.png]] Dubious burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:MysteryMeatV2.png|link=#Mystery Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||
|[[Image:Foodbrainburger.png]] Dubious burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:MysteryMeatV2.png|link=#Mystery Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||It's full of.. something meatlike.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|- id="Fish Burger"
|- id="Fish Burger"
|[[Image:Foodfishburger.png]] Fishburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:FishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||Type of fish used doesn't matter.
|[[Image:Foodfishburger.png]] Fishburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:FishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||Type of fish used doesn't matter.||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Sloppy Joe"
|- id="Sloppy Joe"
|[[Image:Sloppy Joe.png]] Sloppy Joe||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:MeatPasteV2.png|link=#Meat Paste]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Has a chance to drip some meat on the floor.
|[[Image:Sloppy Joe.png]] Sloppy Joe||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:MeatPasteV2.png|link=#Meat Paste]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Has a chance to drip some meat on the floor.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Baconatrix"
|- id="Baconatrix"
|[[Image:Foodbaconburger.png]] Baconatrix||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||
|[[Image:Foodbaconburger.png]] Baconatrix||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Chock full of bacon.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Heartburger"
|- id="Heartburger"
|[[Image:HeartburgerV2.png]] Heartburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:Heart.png|link=#Heart]] / [[Image:Synthheart.png|link=#Synthheart]] / [[Image:Cyberheart.png|link=#Cyberheart]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Works with human, monkey or synthetic hearts. Cyberhearts are also compatible. Contains [[Chemicals#Pure Love|pure love]].
|[[Image:HeartburgerV2.png]] Heartburger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[Image:Heart.png|link=#Heart]] / [[Image:Synthheart.png|link=#Synthheart]] / [[Image:Cyberheart.png|link=#Cyberheart]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Works with human, monkey or synthetic hearts. Cyberhearts are also compatible. Contains [[Chemicals#Pure Love|pure love]].||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="Coconut Burger"
|- id="Coconut Burger"
|[[Image:FoodCoconutBurger.png]] Coconut burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:CoconutMeatV2.png|link=#Coconut Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high ||
|[[Image:FoodCoconutBurger.png]] Coconut burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:CoconutMeatV2.png|link=#Coconut Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high || ||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]] and [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Luau Burger"
|- id="Luau Burger"
|[[Image:FoodLuauBurger.png]] Luau burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:PineappleSliceV2.png|link=#Pineapple Slice]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high ||
|[[Image:FoodLuauBurger.png]] Luau burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:PineappleSliceV2.png|link=#Pineapple Slice]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high || ||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]] and [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Tiki Burger"
|- id="Tiki Burger"
|[[Image:FoodTikiBurger.png]] Tiki burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:CoconutMeatV2.png|link=#Coconut Meat]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:PineappleSliceV2.png|link=#Pineapple Slice]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 seconds, high ||
|[[Image:FoodTikiBurger.png]] Tiki burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:CoconutMeatV2.png|link=#Coconut Meat]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:PineappleSliceV2.png|link=#Pineapple Slice]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 seconds, high || ||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]] and [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Chicken Sandwich"
|- id="Chicken Sandwich"
|[[Image:ChickenSandwich.png]] Chicken sandwich||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:ChickenNuggetV2.png|link=#Chicken Nugget]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high ||
|[[Image:ChickenSandwich.png]] Chicken sandwich||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:ChickenNuggetV2.png|link=#Chicken Nugget]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high ||That'll show those chickens.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Spicy Chicken Sandwich"
|- id="Spicy Chicken Sandwich"
|[[Image:SpicyChickenSandwich.png]] Spicy chicken sandwich||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:ChickenNuggetV2.png|link=#Chicken Nugget]] + [[File:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high || Hot! Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Capsaicin|capsaicin]].
|[[Image:SpicyChickenSandwich.png]] Spicy chicken sandwich||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:ChickenNuggetV2.png|link=#Chicken Nugget]] + [[File:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high || Hot! Contains 15 units of [[Chemicals#Capsaicin|capsaicin]].||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Steak"
|- id="Steak"
|[[File:SteakV3.png]] / [[File:SynthmeatSteakV3.png]] Steak||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] / [[File:SynthmeatV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Synthmeat]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 seconds, low||You may use synth-, monkey- or human meat.
|[[File:SteakV3.png]] / [[File:SynthmeatSteakV3.png]] Steak||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] / [[File:SynthmeatV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Synthmeat]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 seconds, low||You may use synth-, monkey- or human meat.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="Omelette"
|- id="Omelette"
|[[Image:Omelette2.png]] Omelette||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[Image:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]] + 2x [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||Requires fork.
|[[Image:Omelette2.png]] Omelette||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[Image:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]] + 2x [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Gross Burps|Gross Burps]]
|- id="Deep-Space Hell Omelette"
|- id="Deep-Space Hell Omelette"
|[[Image:Omelette2.png]] Deep-space hell omelette||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[Image:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]] + 2x [[Image:SpaceBeeEgg.png|link=Botanist#Bee-keeping]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||The [[Botanist#Bee-keeping|space bees]] are not going to like this! Requires fork.
|[[Image:Omelette2.png]] Deep-space hell omelette||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[Image:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]] + 2x [[Image:SpaceBeeEgg.png|link=Botanist#Bee-keeping]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||The [[Botanist#Bee-keeping|space bees]] are not going to like this! Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Gross Burps|Gross Burps]]
|- id="Fish Fingers"
|- id="Fish Fingers"
|[[Image:Fish_fingers.png]] Fish fingers||[[File:FishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 9 seconds, low||The type of fish used is irrelevant. Don't think about fish with fingers.||.
|[[Image:Fish_fingers.png]] Fish fingers||[[File:FishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 9 seconds, low||The type of fish used is irrelevant. Don't think about fish with fingers.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]],[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Toxin)]], and [[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Baked Potato"
|- id="Baked Potato"
|[[Image:BakedPotatoV2.png]] Baked potato||[[File:PotatoV3.png|link=#Potato]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 seconds, high||
|[[Image:BakedPotatoV2.png]] Baked potato||[[File:PotatoV3.png|link=#Potato]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||9 seconds, high||A heated potato.||[[#Sturdy|Sturdy]]
|- id="Mashed Potatoes"
|- id="Mashed Potatoes"
|[[Image:FoodMashedPotatoes.png]] Mashed potatoes||3x [[File:PotatoV3.png|link=#Potato]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||{{N/a}}||Requires fork.
|[[Image:FoodMashedPotatoes.png]] Mashed potatoes||3x [[File:PotatoV3.png|link=#Potato]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||{{N/a}}||They've been shown who's boss in the kitchen. Requires fork.||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]] and [[#Sturdy|Sturdy]]
|- id="Fries"
|- id="Fries"
|[[Image:FriesV3.png]] Fries||[[File:Potatochips.png|link=#Chips]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, low||
|[[Image:FriesV3.png]] Fries||[[File:Potatochips.png|link=#Chips]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, low|| ||None
|- id="Bacon and Eggs"
|- id="Bacon and Eggs"
|[[Image:Bacon and eggs.png]] Bacon and eggs|| 2x [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]] +  2x [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high|| Requires fork.
|[[Image:Bacon and eggs.png]] Bacon and eggs|| 2x [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]] +  2x [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high|| Requires fork.||[[#Energized+|Energized+]]
|- id="Plain Spaghetti"
|- id="Plain Spaghetti"
|[[Image:SpagP.png]] Plain spaghetti||[[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high|| Specific name varies. Requires fork.  
|[[Image:SpagP.png]] Plain spaghetti||[[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high|| Specific name varies. Requires fork.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Boneless Spaghetti"
|[[Image:SpagP.png]] Boneless spaghetti||[[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high||A spaghetti variant that requires the [[Guide to Genetics#Ossification|skeleton]] when making plain spaghetti. Specific name varies Has 50 units of [[#Milk|milk]] Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Sturdy|Sturdy]]
|- id="Oven-made Spaghetti in Sauce"
|- id="Oven-made Spaghetti in Sauce"
|[[Image:SpagT.png]] Spaghetti in sauce||[[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]] + [[File:KetchupV2.png|link=#Ketchup]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high||Specific name varies. Requires fork.
|[[Image:SpagT.png]] Spaghetti in sauce||[[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]] + [[File:KetchupV2.png|link=#Ketchup]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high||Specific name varies. Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]], [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Hand-made Spaghetti in Sauce"
|- id="Hand-made Spaghetti in Sauce"
|[[Image:SpagT.png]] Spaghetti in sauce||[[Image:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]] + [[File:KetchupV2.png|link=#Ketchup]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Specific name varies. Requires fork.
|[[Image:SpagT.png]] Spaghetti in sauce||[[Image:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]] + [[File:KetchupV2.png|link=#Ketchup]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Specific name varies. Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]], [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Oven-made Spaghetti Arrabiata"
|- id="Oven-made Spaghetti Arrabiata"
|[[Image:SpagS.png]] Spaghetti arrabiata||[[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]] + [[File:HotSauceV2.png|link=#Hot Sauce]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high||Spicy! Specific name varies. Requires fork.
|[[Image:SpagS.png]] Spaghetti arrabiata||[[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]] + [[File:HotSauceV2.png|link=#Hot Sauce]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high||Spicy! Specific name varies. Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]], [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Hand-made Spaghetti Arrabiata"
|- id="Hand-made Spaghetti Arrabiata"
|[[Image:SpagS.png]] Spaghetti arrabiata||[[Image:SpagT.png]] + [[File:HotSauceV2.png|link=#Hot Sauce]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Specific name varies. Requires fork.
|[[Image:SpagS.png]] Spaghetti arrabiata||[[Image:SpagT.png]] + [[File:HotSauceV2.png|link=#Hot Sauce]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Spicy! Specific name varies. Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]], [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Spaghetti with Meatballs"
|- id="Spaghetti with Meatballs"
|[[Image:SpagM.png]] Spaghetti with meatballs||[[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]] + [[File:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high||Specific name varies. Requires fork.
|[[Image:SpagM.png]] Spaghetti with meatballs||[[File:IngSpag.png|link=#Spaghetti]] + [[File:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, high||Specific name varies. Requires fork.||[[#Energized|Energized]], [[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]], [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]], and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]]
|- id="Swedish Meatballs"
|- id="Swedish Meatballs"
|[[Image:FoodSwedishMeatballs.png]] Swedish meatballs||[[File:IngFlour.png|link=#Flour]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + 2x [[File:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Bork Bork Bork! Requires fork.
|[[Image:FoodSwedishMeatballs.png]] Swedish meatballs||[[File:IngFlour.png|link=#Flour]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + 2x [[File:MeatballV2.png|link=#Meatball]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Bork Bork Bork! Requires fork.||None
|- id="Pizza"
|- id="Pizza"
|[[Image:Plain pizza.png]] X pizza||[[File:Pizza base.png|link=#Pizza Base]] + X||[[Image:InHand.png]]||6 seconds, high||The toppings may consist of any food item. Effects vary depending on what was added.||Varies
|[[Image:Plain pizza.png]] X pizza||[[File:Pizza base.png|link=#Pizza Base]] + X||[[Image:InHand.png]]||6 seconds, high||The toppings may consist of any food item. Effects vary depending on what was added.||Varies
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|[[Image:FoodXPizzaSlices.png]] 6x X pizza slices ||[[File:Plain pizza.png|link=#Pizza]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Effects vary depending on what was added.||Varies
|[[Image:FoodXPizzaSlices.png]] 6x X pizza slices ||[[File:Plain pizza.png|link=#Pizza]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Effects vary depending on what was added.||Varies
|- id="Pizza-Ghetti"
|- id="Pizza-Ghetti"
|[[Image:PizzaGhetti.png]] Pizza-ghetti||[[Image:Plain pizza.png|link=#Pizza]]/[[Image:FoodXPizzaSlices.png]] + [[Image:SpagT.png|link=#Oven-made Spaghetti in Sauce]]/[[Image:SpagS.png|link=#Oven-made Spaghetti Arrabiata]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Inherits the pasta's silly name. Contains [[Chemicals#Pizza|pizza reagent]] and [[Chemicals#Fleur-De-Lys|fleur-de-lys]].  
|[[Image:PizzaGhetti.png]] Pizza-ghetti||[[Image:Plain pizza.png|link=#Pizza]]/[[Image:FoodXPizzaSlices.png]] + [[Image:SpagT.png|link=#Oven-made Spaghetti in Sauce]]/[[Image:SpagS.png|link=#Oven-made Spaghetti Arrabiata]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Inherits the pasta's silly name. Contains [[Chemicals#Pizza|pizza reagent]] and [[Chemicals#Fleur-De-Lys|fleur-de-lys]].||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Sugar Cookie"
|- id="Sugar Cookie"
|[[File:SugarCookieV2.png]] Sugar cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|[[File:SugarCookieV2.png]] Sugar cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Butter Cookie"
|- id="Butter Cookie"
|[[Image:Cookie butter.png]] Butter cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[File:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|[[Image:Cookie butter.png]] Butter cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[File:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Oatmeal Cookie"
|- id="Oatmeal Cookie"
|[[File:OatmealCookieV2.png]] Oatmeal cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|[[File:OatmealCookieV2.png]] Oatmeal cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Chocolate-Chip Cookie"
|- id="Chocolate-Chip Cookie"
|[[File:ChocolateChipCookieV2.png]] Chocolate-chip cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:FoodChocolateChips.png|link=#Chocolate Chips]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|[[File:ChocolateChipCookieV2.png]] Chocolate-chip cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:FoodChocolateChips.png|link=#Chocolate Chips]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Iron Cookie"
|- id="Iron Cookie"
|[[File:IronCookieV2.png]] Iron cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:IronFillings.png|link=#Iron Fillings]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|[[File:IronCookieV2.png]] Iron cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:IronFillings.png|link=#Iron Fillings]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Max Health Increased+|Max Health Increased+]]
|- id="Bacon Cookie"
|- id="Bacon Cookie"
|[[File:BaconCookieV2.png]] Bacon cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|[[File:BaconCookieV2.png]] Bacon cookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Spookie"
|- id="Spookie"
|[[File:SpookieV3Animated.gif]] Spookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:Ectoplasm2.png|link=#Ectoplasm]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| Contains 10 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]].
|[[File:SpookieV3Animated.gif]] Spookie||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:Ectoplasm2.png|link=#Ectoplasm]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| Contains 10 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]].||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Jaffa Cake"
|- id="Jaffa Cake"
|[[File:JaffaCakeV2.png]] Jaffa cake||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:Candy.png|link=#Candy Bar]] + [[Image:OrangeV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Orange]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|[[File:JaffaCakeV2.png]] Jaffa cake||[[File:CookieDoughV2.png|link=#Cookie Dough]] + [[Image:Candy.png|link=#Candy Bar]] + [[Image:OrangeV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Orange]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Sugar Moon Pie"
|- id="Sugar Moon Pie"
|[[Image:SugarMoonPie.png]] Sugar moon pie||2x [[File:SugarCookieV2.png|link=#Sugar Cookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|[[Image:SugarMoonPie.png]] Sugar moon pie||2x [[File:SugarCookieV2.png|link=#Sugar Cookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Oatmeal Moon Pie"
|- id="Oatmeal Moon Pie"
|[[Image:OatmealMoonPie.png]] Oatmeal moon pie||2x [[File:OatmealCookieV2.png|link=#Oatmeal Cookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|[[Image:OatmealMoonPie.png]] Oatmeal moon pie||2x [[File:OatmealCookieV2.png|link=#Oatmeal Cookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]]
|- id="Chocolate Moon Pie"
|- id="Chocolate Moon Pie"
|[[Image:Chocolate-chipMoonPie.png]] Chocolate moon pie||2x [[File:ChocolateChipCookieV2.png|link=#Chocolate-Chip Cookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|[[Image:Chocolate-chipMoonPie.png]] Chocolate moon pie||2x [[File:ChocolateChipCookieV2.png|link=#Chocolate-Chip Cookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]]
|- id="Iron Moon Pie"
|- id="Iron Moon Pie"
|[[Image:IronMoonPie.png]] Iron moon pie||2x [[File:IronCookieV2.png|link=#Iron Cookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|[[Image:IronMoonPie.png]] Iron moon pie||2x [[File:IronCookieV2.png|link=#Iron Cookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Bacon Moon Pie"
|- id="Bacon Moon Pie"
|[[Image:BaconMoonPie.png]] Bacon moon pie||2x [[File:BaconCookieV2.png|link=#Bacon Cookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|[[Image:BaconMoonPie.png]] Bacon moon pie||2x [[File:BaconCookieV2.png|link=#Bacon Cookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="Full Moon Pie"
|- id="Full Moon Pie"
|[[Image:FullMoonPie2.png]] Full moon pie||2x [[Image:Spookie2.png|link=#Spookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| Contains 10 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]].
|[[Image:FullMoonPie2.png]] Full moon pie||2x [[Image:Spookie2.png|link=#Spookie]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| Contains 10 units of [[Chemicals#Ectoplasm|ectoplasm]].||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]]
|- id="Jaffa Moon Cobbler"
|- id="Jaffa Moon Cobbler"
|[[Image:JaffaMoonCobbler.png]] Jaffa moon cobbler||2x [[File:JaffaCakeV2.png|link=#Jaffa Cake]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||
|[[Image:JaffaMoonCobbler.png]] Jaffa moon cobbler||2x [[File:JaffaCakeV2.png|link=#Jaffa Cake]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high|| ||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]]
|- id="Whoopie Pie"
|- id="Whoopie Pie"
|[[Image:WhoopiePie.png]] Whoopie pie||2x [[File:ChocolateChipCookieV2.png|link=#Chocolate-Chip Cookie]] + [[Image:Candy.png|link=#Candy Bar]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires chocolate-chip cookies specifically.
|[[Image:WhoopiePie.png]] Whoopie pie||2x [[File:ChocolateChipCookieV2.png|link=#Chocolate-Chip Cookie]] + [[Image:Candy.png|link=#Candy Bar]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires chocolate-chip cookies specifically.||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]]
|- id="Cookie with Frosting"
|- id="Cookie with Frosting"
|[[File:CookiesWithFrostingV2.png]] Cookie with frosting||[[File:SugarCookieV2.png|link=#Sugar Cookie]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Works with any type of cookie or moon pie except [[#Spookie|spookie]], [[#Full Moon Pie|full moon pie]], and [[#Butter Cookie|butter cookies]]. Makes random color frosting.
|[[File:CookiesWithFrostingV2.png]] Cookie with frosting||[[File:SugarCookieV2.png|link=#Sugar Cookie]] + [[Image:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Works with any type of cookie or moon pie except [[#Spookie|spookie]], [[#Full Moon Pie|full moon pie]], and [[#Butter Cookie|butter cookies]]. Makes random color frosting. Effects are based on the cookie that was frosted.||Varies
|- id="Nougat Bar"
|- id="Nougat Bar"
|[[Image:FoodNougatBar.png]] Nougat bar||[[File:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]] + [[File:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||
|[[Image:FoodNougatBar.png]] Nougat bar||[[File:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]] + [[File:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||With all or less of the nougat you could ever or never want.||None
|- id="Granola Bar"
|- id="Granola Bar"
|[[Image:FoodGranolaBar.png]] Granola bar||[[File:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]] + [[File:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||
|[[Image:FoodGranolaBar.png]] Granola bar||[[File:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]] + [[File:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||A honey and oat based snack.||[[#Refreshed+|Refreshed+]]
|- id="Crumpet"
|- id="Crumpet"
|[[Image:CrumpetV3.png]] Crumpet||[[File:HoleyDoughV2.png|link=#Holey Dough]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||3 Seconds, low.||Very British.||
|[[Image:CrumpetV3.png]] Crumpet||[[File:HoleyDoughV2.png|link=#Holey Dough]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||3 Seconds, low.||Very British.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="Bagel"
|- id="Bagel"
|[[Image:SeedBagelV2.png]] / [[Image:BagelPlainV2.png]] Bagel||[[File:DoughCircleV2.png|link=#Dough Circle]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||3 Seconds, low. ||Can create both plain and seed bagels.
|[[Image:SeedBagelV2.png]] / [[Image:BagelPlainV2.png]] Bagel||[[File:DoughCircleV2.png|link=#Dough Circle]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||3 Seconds, low. ||Can create both plain and seed bagels.||[[#Sturdy|Sturdy]]
|- id="Donut"
|- id="Donut"
|[[Image:DonutV2.png]] Donut||[[File:DoughCircleV2.png|link=#Dough Circle]] + [[File:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||3 Seconds, low.||A nice loop of dough.|
|[[Image:DonutV2.png]] Donut||[[File:DoughCircleV2.png|link=#Dough Circle]] + [[File:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||3 Seconds, low.||A nice loop of dough.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Biscuit"
|- id="Biscuit"
|[[Image:BiscuitV2.png]] Biscuit||[[File:IngFlour.png|link=#Flour]] + [[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||4 seconds, low||
|[[Image:BiscuitV2.png]] Biscuit||[[File:IngFlour.png|link=#Flour]] + [[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||4 seconds, low|| ||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="English Muffin"
|- id="English Muffin"
|[[Image:EnglishMuffinV2.png]] English Muffin||[[File:BiscuitV2.png|link=#Biscuit]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Delicious. Cut in half with a knife.
|[[Image:EnglishMuffinV2.png]] English Muffin||[[File:BiscuitV2.png|link=#Biscuit]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Delicious. Cut in half with a knife.||[[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="English Muffin"
|- id="English Muffin"
|[[Image:ButteredEnglishMuffinV2.png]] Buttered English Muffin||[[File:BiscuitV2.png|link=#Biscuit]] + [[File:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]]||[[File:KnifeV2.png]]||{{N/a}}||Butter is optional.
|[[Image:ButteredEnglishMuffinV2.png]] Buttered English Muffin||[[File:BiscuitV2.png|link=#Biscuit]] + [[File:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]]||[[File:KnifeV2.png]]||{{N/a}}||Butter is optional.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Hardtack"
|- id="Hardtack"
|[[Image:HardtackV2.png]] Hardtack||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:IronFillings.png|link=#Iron Fillings]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||
|[[Image:HardtackV2.png]] Hardtack||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:IronFillings.png|link=#Iron Fillings]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high|| ||None
|- id="Butter Burger"
|- id="Butter Burger"
|[[Image:butterburger.png]] Butter Burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||
|[[Image:butterburger.png]] Butter Burger||[[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]] + [[File:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Not healthy at all.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]] and [[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Sausage MacGuffin"
|- id="Sausage MacGuffin"
|[[Image:macguffin.png]] Sausage MacGuffin||2x [[File:EnglishMuffinV2.png|link=#English Muffin]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||
|[[Image:macguffin.png]] Sausage MacGuffin||2x [[File:EnglishMuffinV2.png|link=#English Muffin]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Unrelated to any corperations.||None
|- id="Honey Wonks"
|- id="Honey Wonks"
|[[Image:FoodHoneyWonks.png]] Honey Wonks||[[File:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]] + [[File:FoodPopeCrunch.png]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl.
|[[Image:FoodHoneyWonks.png]] Honey Wonks||[[File:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]] + [[File:FoodPopeCrunch.png]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl.||None
|- id="Hetz Cup"
|- id="Hetz Cup"
|[[Image:HetzCup.png]] Hetz' Cup||[[Image:PeanutButterV2.png|link=#Peanut Butter]] + [[Image:Candy.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Works with any candy, so long as it has [[Chemicals#Chocolate|chocolate reagent]] and isn't another Hetz Cup.
|[[Image:HetzCup.png]] Hetz' Cup||[[Image:PeanutButterV2.png|link=#Peanut Butter]] + [[Image:Candy.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Works with any candy, so long as it has [[Chemicals#Chocolate|chocolate reagent]] and isn't another Hetz Cup.||None
|- id="Waffles"
|- id="Waffles"
|[[Image:Foodwaffles.png]] Waffles||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||10 seconds, low||
|[[Image:Foodwaffles.png]] Waffles||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||10 seconds, low||High Tek.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Cream Pie"
|- id="Cream Pie"
|[[Image:Creamy Pie.png]] Cream pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.
|[[Image:Creamy Pie.png]] Cream pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Really great for throwing at faces. Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Non-Euclidean Cream Pie"
|- id="Non-Euclidean Cream Pie"
|[[Image:XCreamPie.png]] X cream pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:Cream.png|link=#Cream]] + X||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Accepts any food item. Requires spoon.
|[[Image:XCreamPie.png]] X cream pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:Cream.png|link=#Cream]] + X||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Accepts any food item. Requires spoon. Effects vary depending on what was added.||Varies
|- id="Custard Pie"
|- id="Custard Pie"
|[[Image:Pie.png]] Custard pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:Custard.png|link=#Custard]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.
|[[Image:Pie.png]] Custard pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:Custard.png|link=#Custard]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Apple Pie"
|- id="Apple Pie"
|[[Image:Apple Pie.png]] Apple pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:AppleV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Apple]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.
|[[Image:Apple Pie.png]] Apple pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:AppleV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Apple]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Pumpkin Pie"
|- id="Pumpkin Pie"
|[[Image:Pumpkin pie.png]] Pumpkin pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:PumpkinV2.png|link=#Pumpkin]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.
|[[Image:Pumpkin pie.png]] Pumpkin pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:PumpkinV2.png|link=#Pumpkin]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Lemon Meringue Pie"
|- id="Lemon Meringue Pie"
|[[Image:Lemon_pie.png]] Lemon meringue pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:LemonV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Lemon]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.
|[[Image:Lemon_pie.png]] Lemon meringue pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:LemonV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Lemon]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Key Lime Pie"
|- id="Key Lime Pie"
|[[Image:Lime_pie.png]] Key lime pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:LimeV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Lime]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.
|[[Image:Lime_pie.png]] Key lime pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:LimeV3.png|link=Guide to Botany#Lime]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Strawberry Pie"
|- id="Strawberry Pie"
|[[Image:StrawberryPie.png]] Strawberry pie||[[Image:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + 2x [[File:StrawberryV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Strawberry]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.
|[[Image:StrawberryPie.png]] Strawberry pie||[[Image:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + 2x [[File:StrawberryV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Strawberry]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Slurry Pie"
|- id="Slurry Pie"
|[[Image:FoodSlurryPie.png]] Slurry pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:SlurrypodV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Slurrypod]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.
|[[Image:FoodSlurryPie.png]] Slurry pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:SlurrypodV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Slurrypod]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||The cooking the slurry pod revealed their restorative properties. Contains 15 units of [[Chemical#Mutadone|mutadone]]. Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|- id="Bacon Pie"
|- id="Bacon Pie"
|[[Image:FoodBaconPie.png]] Bacon pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.
|[[Image:FoodBaconPie.png]] Bacon pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Requires spoon.||[[#Cold|Cold]], [[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]], and [[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Moon Pie"
|- id="Moon Pie"
|[[Image:Asspie.png]] Moon pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:ButtV2.png|link=#Butt]] / [[Image:Cyberbutt.png|link=#Cyberbutt]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Get it? 10% chance of spawning with a silly alternate name such as "fart pie" or "mud pie". Requires spoon.  
|[[Image:Asspie.png]] Moon pie||[[File:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:ButtV2.png|link=#Butt]] / [[Image:Cyberbutt.png|link=#Cyberbutt]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||Get it? 10% chance of spawning with a silly alternate name such as "fart pie" or "mud pie". Requires spoon.||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]] and [[#Sweaty+|Sweaty+]]
|- id="Pie"
|- id="Pie"
|[[Image:XPie.png]] X pie||[[Image:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + X||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||You may add one or two items (food or otherwise). Requires spoon.
|[[Image:XPie.png]] X pie||[[Image:SweetDoughV3.png|link=#Sweet Dough]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + X||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||2 seconds, high||You may add one or two items (food or otherwise). Requires spoon. Effects vary depending on what was added.||Varies
|- id="Creamy Sponge Cake"
|- id="Creamy Sponge Cake"
|[[Image:Creamy sponge cake.png]] Creamy sponge cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + [[File:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||
|[[Image:Creamy sponge cake.png]] Creamy sponge cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + [[File:Cream.png|link=#Cream]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| ||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Chocolate Sponge Cake"
|- id="Chocolate Sponge Cake"
|[[Image:Chocolate Sponge Cake.png]] Chocolate sponge cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + [[File:Candy.png|link=#Candy Bar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||
|[[Image:Chocolate Sponge Cake.png]] Chocolate sponge cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + [[File:Candy.png|link=#Candy Bar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| ||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Meat Cake"
|- id="Meat Cake"
|[[Image:Meat Cake.png]] Meat cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||
|[[Image:Meat Cake.png]] Meat cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| ||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Bacon Cake"
|- id="Bacon Cake"
|[[Image:BaconCake.png]] Bacon cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + 3x [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||
|[[Image:BaconCake.png]] Bacon cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + 3x [[File:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||An actual food crime.||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Fruit Cake"
|- id="Fruit Cake"
|[[Image:FRUITCAKE.png]] Fruit cake||[[File:SmolderingMessV2.png|link=#Smoldering Mess]] + [[File:FoodYuckV2.png|link=#?????]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| A December-month exclusive. Accepts both [[#Smoldering Mess|smoldering messes]] and [[#Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods|physical manifestations of fried foods]].
|[[Image:FRUITCAKE.png]] Fruit cake||[[File:SmolderingMessV2.png|link=#Smoldering Mess]] + [[File:FoodYuckV2.png|link=#?????]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| A December-month exclusive. Accepts both [[#Smoldering Mess|smoldering messes]] and [[#Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods|physical manifestations of fried foods]].||[[#Cold|Cold]] and [[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Pancakes"
|- id="Pancakes"
|[[Image:DryPancakesV2.png]] / [[Image:PancakesV2.png]] Pancakes||[[Image:PancakeBatterNew.png|link=#Pancake Batter]] + [[Image:MapleSyrupV2.png|link=#Maple Syrup]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]] + [[Image:InHand.png]] / [[Image:DefibrillatorV2-32x32.png|link=Medical Objects#Defibrillator]] + [[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]]||6 seconds, high||Don't forget to add the maple syrup after cooking the pancakes!
|[[Image:DryPancakesV2.png]] / [[Image:PancakesV2.png]] Pancakes||[[Image:PancakeBatterNew.png|link=#Pancake Batter]] + [[Image:MapleSyrupV2.png|link=#Maple Syrup]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]] + [[Image:InHand.png]] / [[Image:DefibrillatorV2-32x32.png|link=Medical Objects#Defibrillator]] + [[File:DoughV2.png|link=#Dough]]||6 seconds, high||Don't forget to add the maple syrup after cooking the pancakes!||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Gassy|Gassy]]
|- id="Cake"
|- id="Cake"
|[[Image:xCake.png]] X cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + X + [[File:IcingTube.png]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]] + [[Image:OvenNew.png]] + [[Image:InHand.png]]||6 seconds, high||Use the mixer to blend the cake batter with the item of your choice, then cook the unfinished batter in the oven. Add icing to finish the product.
|[[Image:xCake.png]] X cake||[[File:Cake batter.png|link=#Cake Batter]] + X + [[File:IcingTube.png]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]] + [[Image:OvenNew.png]] + [[Image:InHand.png]]||6 seconds, high||Use the mixer to blend the cake batter with the item of your choice, then cook the unfinished batter in the oven. Add icing to finish the product. Effects vary depending on what was added.||Varies
|- id="Cake Slices"
|- id="Cake Slices"
|[[Image:xCakeSlices.png]] 10x X cake slices||[[File:XCake.png|link=#Cake]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||
|[[Image:xCakeSlices.png]] 10x X cake slices||[[File:XCake.png|link=#Cake]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Effects vary depending on what was added.||Varies
|- id="Rangoon/Eggroll"
|- id="Rangoon/Eggroll"
|[[File:MeatRangoon.png]] / [[Image:Eggroll.png]] X rangoon / eggroll ||[[File:WontonWrapper.png|link=#Wonton Wrapper]] + X||[[Image:DeepFryer.png]] ||{{N/a}}||Combine the wrapper with a food item of your choice, then load it into the deep fryer. Tiny objects make a rangoon, normal-sized items an eggroll.
|[[File:MeatRangoon.png]] / [[Image:Eggroll.png]] X rangoon / eggroll ||[[File:WontonWrapper.png|link=#Wonton Wrapper]] + X||[[Image:DeepFryer.png]] ||{{N/a}}||Combine the wrapper with a food item of your choice, then load it into the deep fryer. Tiny objects make a rangoon, normal-sized items an eggroll.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Fried Onion Ring"
|- id="Fried Onion Ring"
|[[File:FoodFriedOnionRing.png]] Fried onion ring||[[Image:OnionRingV2.png|link=#Onion Ring]]||[[File:DeepFryer.png]]||{{N/a}}||
|[[File:FoodFriedOnionRing.png]] Fried onion ring||[[Image:OnionRingV2.png|link=#Onion Ring]]||[[File:DeepFryer.png]]||{{N/a}}||Note: All Fried foods get the "Warm" effect as well as their normal effects.||[[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Onion Chips"
|- id="Onion Chips"
|[[File:OnionChipsV2.png]] Onion Chips || 2x [[Image:OnionRingV2.png|link=#Onion Ring]] + [[Image:GarlicV3.png|link=#Garlic]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 7 seconds, high||
|[[File:OnionChipsV2.png]] Onion Chips || 2x [[Image:OnionRingV2.png|link=#Onion Ring]] + [[Image:GarlicV3.png|link=#Garlic]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 7 seconds, high||Like normal chips, but stinkier. ||[[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|- id="Hand-made Popcorn"
|- id="Hand-made Popcorn"
|[[File:PopcornV2.png]] Popcorn||[[File:CornCobV2.png|link=#Corn Cob]] +[[Image:Welder.gif]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Heat the cob with a welding tool or other heat source until it pops.
|[[File:PopcornV2.png]] Popcorn||[[File:CornCobV2.png|link=#Corn Cob]] +[[Image:Welder.gif]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Heat the cob with a welding tool or other heat source until it pops.||[[#Night Vision|Night Vision]]
|- id="Processor Popcorn"
|- id="Processor Popcorn"
|[[File:PopcornV2.png]] Popcorn||[[File:CornCobV2.png|link=#Corn Cob]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||{{N/a}}||
|[[File:PopcornV2.png]] Popcorn||[[File:CornCobV2.png|link=#Corn Cob]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||{{N/a}}||Popped via the magic of the processor.||[[#Night Vision|Night Vision]]
|- id="Ice Cream"
|- id="Ice Cream"
|[[Image:XIceCreamCone.png]] X-flavoured ice cream|| [[Image:IceCreamConeV2.png|link=#Ice Cream Cone]]||[[File:IceCreamMachineV3.gif‎]]||{{N/a}}||The machine offers three basic flavours. Alternatively, you can use a container (beaker, drinking glass, bottle etc.) with reagents of your choice.
|[[Image:XIceCreamCone.png]] X-flavoured ice cream|| [[Image:IceCreamConeV2.png|link=#Ice Cream Cone]]||[[File:IceCreamMachineV3.gif‎]]||{{N/a}}||The machine offers three basic flavours. Alternatively, you can use a container (beaker, drinking glass, bottle etc.) with reagents of your choice.||[[#Cold|Cold]]
|- id="Mashed Brains"
|- id="Mashed Brains"
|[[File:mashed brains.png]] Mashed brains ||[[Image:BrainNew.png|link=#Brain]] / [[Image:Synthbrain.png|link=#Synthbrain]] / [[Image:OddCrystal.png|link=#Odd Crystal]] / [[File:Intelligence_Form_Chip_Rework2.gif|link=#Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||{{N/a}}||Good brain food! Requires fork.
|[[File:mashed brains.png]] Mashed brains ||[[Image:BrainNew.png|link=#Brain]] / [[Image:Synthbrain.png|link=#Synthbrain]] / [[Image:OddCrystal.png|link=#Odd Crystal]] / [[File:Intelligence_Form_Chip_Rework2.gif|link=#Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||{{N/a}}||Good brain food! Requires fork.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Meatloaf"
|- id="Meatloaf"
|[[File:meatloaf.png]] Meatloaf ||[[Image:MeatPasteV2.png|link=#Meat Paste]]|| [[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Requires fork.
|[[File:meatloaf.png]] Meatloaf ||[[Image:MeatPasteV2.png|link=#Meat Paste]]|| [[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Requires fork.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]]
|- id="Tacoshell"
|- id="Tacoshell"
|[[Image:Taco.png]] Taco shell||[[File:Tortilla.png|link=#Tortilla]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||
|[[Image:Taco.png]] Taco shell||[[File:Tortilla.png|link=#Tortilla]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, low||Devoid of any and all taco ingredients||None
|- id="Meat Taco"
|- id="Meat Taco"
|[[Image:MeatTaco.png]] Meat taco||[[Image:Taco.png|link=#Tacoshell]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]] + [[File:HotSauceV2.png|link=#Hot Sauce]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Most types of meat can be used, including bacon.
|[[Image:MeatTaco.png]] Meat taco||[[Image:Taco.png|link=#Tacoshell]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]] + [[File:HotSauceV2.png|link=#Hot Sauce]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Most types of meat can be used, including bacon.||[[#Energized+|Energized]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Tortilla Chips"
|- id="Tortilla Chips"
|[[Image:FoodTortillaChip.png]] 4x Tortilla chips||[[File:Taco.png|link=#Tacoshell]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Crush an empty cooked taco shell to get four of these.
|[[Image:FoodTortillaChip.png]] 4x Tortilla chips||[[File:Taco.png|link=#Tacoshell]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]||{{N/a}}||Crush an empty cooked taco shell to get four of these.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Guacamole"
|- id="Guacamole"
|[[File:FoodGuacamole.png]] Guacamole||[[File:AvocadoV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Avocado]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||{{N/a}}||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
|[[File:FoodGuacamole.png]] Guacamole||[[File:AvocadoV2.png|link=Guide to Botany#Avocado]]||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]||{{N/a}}||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Mine Chutney"
|- id="Mine Chutney"
|[[File:FoodMintChutney.png ]] Mint chutney||[[Image:MintPlant.png|link=#Mint]] + [[Image:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]] + [[Image:GarlicV3.png|link=#Garlic]] + [[File:OnionV3.png|link=#Onion]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
|[[File:FoodMintChutney.png ]] Mint chutney||[[Image:MintPlant.png|link=#Mint]] + [[Image:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]] + [[Image:GarlicV3.png|link=#Garlic]] + [[File:OnionV3.png|link=#Onion]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Oatmeal Bowl"
|- id="Oatmeal Bowl"
|[[File:mapleoatmeal.png]] Oatmeal (random flavour)||[[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
|[[File:mapleoatmeal.png]] Oatmeal (random flavour)||[[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="Tomato Soup"
|- id="Tomato Soup"
|[[Image:TomatoSoup.png]] Tomato soup||2x [[Image:TomatoV3.png|link=#Tomato]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
|[[Image:TomatoSoup.png]] Tomato soup||2x [[Image:TomatoV3.png|link=#Tomato]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Refreshed|Refreshed]] and [[#Warm|Warm
|- id="Gruel"
|- id="Gruel"
|[[Image:Gruel.png]] Gruel||3x [[File:FoodYuckV2.png|link=#?????]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||{{N/a}}||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
|[[Image:Gruel.png]] Gruel||3x [[File:FoodYuckV2.png|link=#?????]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||{{N/a}}||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]]
|- id="Chili Con Queso"
|- id="Chili Con Queso"
|[[Image:ChiliConQueso.png]] Chili con queso||[[Image:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]] + [[Image:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
|[[Image:ChiliConQueso.png]] Chili con queso||[[Image:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]] + [[Image:CheeseV2.png|link=#Cheese]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Sweaty|Sweaty]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Chili Con Carne"
|- id="Chili Con Carne"
|[[File:FoodChiliBowl.png]] Chili con carne||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
|[[File:FoodChiliBowl.png]] Chili con carne||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Fart Thrust|Fart Thrust]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Chili Con Flagration"
|- id="Chili Con Flagration"
|[[File:FoodChiliBowl.png]] Chili con flagration||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]] + 2x [[File:HotSauceV2.png|link=#Hot Sauce]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
|[[File:FoodChiliBowl.png]] Chili con flagration||[[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] + [[File:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]] + 2x [[File:HotSauceV2.png|link=#Hot Sauce]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds, high||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Fire Burps|Fire Burps]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="El Diablo"
|- id="El Diablo"
|[[File:ElDiablo.gif]] El Diablo||[[Image:FoodChiliBowl.png|link=#Chili Con Carne]] + [[File:FoodChiliBowl.png|link=#Chili Con Flagration]] + [[File:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]] + [[File:HotSauceV2.png|link=#Hot Sauce]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||10 seconds, high||Warning: not for the faint of heart! Combine the con carne and flagration along with the rest of the listed ingredients. Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
|[[File:ElDiablo.gif]] El Diablo||[[Image:FoodChiliBowl.png|link=#Chili Con Carne]] + [[File:FoodChiliBowl.png|link=#Chili Con Flagration]] + [[File:ChiliPepperV2.png|link=#Chili]] + [[File:HotSauceV2.png|link=#Hot Sauce]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||10 seconds, high||Warning: not for the faint of heart! Combine the con carne and flagration along with the rest of the listed ingredients. Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Fire Burps+|Fire Burps+]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Cream of Mushroom"
|- id="Cream of Mushroom"
|[[Image:CreamOfMushroom.png]] Cream of mushroom||[[Image:MushroomV3.png|link=#Mushroom]] + [[Image:DrinkMilk.png|link=#Milk]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||{{N/a}}||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
|[[Image:CreamOfMushroom.png]] Cream of mushroom||[[Image:MushroomV3.png|link=#Mushroom]] + [[Image:DrinkMilk.png|link=#Milk]]||[[Image:MixerNew.png]]||{{N/a}}||Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.||[[#Cleanse|Cleanse]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Toxin)]]
|- id="Salad"
|- id="Salad"
|[[File:FoodSalad.png]] Salad||2x [[Image:LettuceLeafV2.png|link=#Lettuce Leaf]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||Requires fork
|[[File:FoodSalad.png]] Salad||2x [[Image:LettuceLeafV2.png|link=#Lettuce Leaf]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||Requires fork||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Refreshed|Refreshed]]
|- id="Candy Cane"
|- id="Candy Cane"
|[[Image:CandyCane.png]] Candy cane||[[Image:MintPlant.png|link=#Mint]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||
|[[Image:CandyCane.png]] Candy cane||[[Image:MintPlant.png|link=#Mint]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||Festive!||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Egg Nog"
|- id="Egg Nog"
|[[Image:EggNogCarton.png]] Egg nog||3x [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + [[Image:DrinkMilk.png|link=#Milk]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||
|[[Image:EggNogCarton.png]] Egg nog||3x [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + [[Image:DrinkMilk.png|link=#Milk]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, low||Also Festive!||N/A
|- id="Hard-Boiled Egg"
|- id="Hard-Boiled Egg"
|[[Image:HardBoiledEggV2.png]] Hard-Boiled Egg || [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] || [[Image:OvenNew.png]] || 4 seconds, low || The loose cannon of foods
|[[Image:HardBoiledEggV2.png]] Hard-Boiled Egg || [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] || [[Image:OvenNew.png]] || 4 seconds, low || The loose cannon of foods||[[#Night Vision|Night Vision]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]]
|- id="Deviled Egg"
|- id="Deviled Egg"
|[[Image:DeviledEggV2.png]] Deviled Egg || [[Image:HardBoiledEggV2.png|link=#Hard-Boiled Egg]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]|| {{N/a}} ||
|[[Image:DeviledEggV2.png]] Deviled Egg || [[Image:HardBoiledEggV2.png|link=#Hard-Boiled Egg]] + [[File:KnifeV2.png]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]|| {{N/a}} ||An unholy egg.||[[#Energized|Energized]]
|- id="Egg Salad"
|- id="Egg Salad"
|[[Image:FoodEggSalad.png]] Egg Salad || [[Image:HardBoiledEggV2.png|link=#Hard-Boiled Egg]] + [[File:FoodSalad.png|link=#Salad]] + [[File:CondMayo.png|link=#Mayonnaise]] || [[Image:OvenNew.png]] || 5 seconds, low ||
|[[Image:FoodEggSalad.png]] Egg Salad || [[Image:HardBoiledEggV2.png|link=#Hard-Boiled Egg]] + [[File:FoodSalad.png|link=#Salad]] + [[File:CondMayo.png|link=#Mayonnaise]] || [[Image:OvenNew.png]] || 5 seconds, low || ||[[#Energized|Energized]] and [[#Bad Breath|Bad Breath]]
|- id="Haggis"
|- id="Haggis"
|[[File:HaggisV2.png]] Haggis|| [[Image:Heart.png|link=#Heart]] + [[File:OnionV3.png|link=#Onion]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 9 seconds, high || Och laddie, don ya ken wha U'm sayin? Works with all other internal organs, namely [[Roboticist#Lungs|lungs]], [[Roboticist#Stomachs|stomachs]] (as per tradition), [[Roboticist#Intestines|intestines]], [[Roboticist#Pancreases|pancreases]], [[Roboticist#Kidneys|kidneys]], [[Roboticist#Spleens|spleens]], [[Roboticist#Appendices|appendices]], and, disturbingly,  [[Roboticist#Eyes|eyes]].
|[[File:HaggisV2.png]] Haggis|| [[Image:Heart.png|link=#Heart]] + [[File:OnionV3.png|link=#Onion]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 9 seconds, high || Och laddie, don ya ken wha U'm sayin? Works with all other internal organs, namely [[Roboticist#Lungs|lungs]], [[Roboticist#Stomachs|stomachs]] (as per tradition), [[Roboticist#Intestines|intestines]], [[Roboticist#Pancreases|pancreases]], [[Roboticist#Kidneys|kidneys]], [[Roboticist#Spleens|spleens]], [[Roboticist#Appendices|appendices]], and, disturbingly,  [[Roboticist#Eyes|eyes]].||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Toxin)]]
|- id="Haggass"
|- id="Haggass"
|[[File:HaggisV2.png]] Haggass|| [[File:ButtV2.png|link=#Butt]] + [[File:OnionV3.png|link=#Onion]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 9 seconds, high || Makes you quite gassy, Scottish style. Requires a fork.
|[[File:HaggisV2.png]] Haggass|| [[File:ButtV2.png|link=#Butt]] + [[File:OnionV3.png|link=#Onion]] + [[Image:IngOatmeal.png|link=#Oatmeal]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 9 seconds, high || Makes you quite gassy, Scottish style. Requires a fork.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Toxin)]]
|- id="Scotch Eggs"
|- id="Scotch Eggs"
|[[File:ScotchEggV2.png]] Scotch Eggs|| [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 3 seconds, high || In scotland, Scotch Eggs count as a vegetable.
|[[File:ScotchEggV2.png]] Scotch Eggs|| [[Image:Slice of bread.png|link=#Slice of Bread]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + [[File:HumanoidMeatV2.png|link=#Monkey Meat]] ||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 3 seconds, high || In scotland, Scotch Eggs count as a vegetable.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Burn)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Toxin)]]
|- id="Pickle"
|- id="Pickle"
|[[File:Pickle.png]] Pickle|| [[File:CucumberV2.png|link=#Cucumber]] ||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]|| {{N/a}} ||  
|[[File:Pickle.png]] Pickle|| [[File:CucumberV2.png|link=#Cucumber]] ||[[Image:FoodProcessor.png]]|| {{N/a}} ||A reminder of all the pickle jars the crew smashed.||None
|- id="Bee Kibble"
|- id="Bee Kibble"
|[[File:BeeKibble.png]] Bee Kibble || [[File:FoodYuckV2.png|link=#?????]] + [[Image:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]] + [[Image:Foodwheat.png|link=#Wheat]]|| [[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 10 seconds, high|| For bee larva only.
|[[File:BeeKibble.png]] Bee Kibble || [[File:FoodYuckV2.png|link=#?????]] + [[Image:FoodHoney.png|link=#Honey]] + [[Image:Foodwheat.png|link=#Wheat]]|| [[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 10 seconds, high|| For bee larva only.||None
|- id="Birthday Cupcake"
|- id="Birthday Cupcake"
|[[File:BirthdayCupcake.png]] Birthday Cupcake || [[Image:BeeKibble.png|link=#Bee Kibble]] + [[Image:RoyalJelly.png|link=#Royal Jelly]] + [[Image:SmallCandle.png|link=General Objects#Candle]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 10 seconds, high || For space bees only...or brave humans.
|[[File:BirthdayCupcake.png]] Birthday Cupcake || [[Image:BeeKibble.png|link=#Bee Kibble]] + [[Image:RoyalJelly.png|link=#Royal Jelly]] + [[Image:SmallCandle.png|link=General Objects#Candle]] + [[Image:IngSugar.png|link=#Sugar]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]|| 10 seconds, high || For space bees only...or brave humans.||None
|- id="Refried Beans"
|- id="Refried Beans"
|[[Image:RefriedBeans.png]] Refried Beans||[[Image:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]] + 2x [[File:BeanPodV2.png|link=#Bean Pod]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| Requires spoon.
|[[Image:RefriedBeans.png]] Refried Beans||[[Image:RawBaconV2.png|link=#Bacon Strips Box]] + 2x [[File:BeanPodV2.png|link=#Bean Pod]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||7 seconds, high|| Requires spoon.||[[#Fart Thrust|Fart Thrust]] and [[#Gassy|Gassy]]
|- id="Rice and Beans"
|- id="Rice and Beans"
|[[Image:RiceAndBeans.png]] Rice And Beans||[[Image:Ingrice.png|link=#Rice]] + [[File:BeanPodV2.png|link=#Bean Pod]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||10 seconds, low|| Requires spoon.
|[[Image:RiceAndBeans.png]] Rice And Beans||[[Image:Ingrice.png|link=#Rice]] + [[File:BeanPodV2.png|link=#Bean Pod]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||10 seconds, low|| Requires spoon.||[[#Fart Thrust|Fart Thrust]] and [[#Gassy|Gassy]]
|- id="Fried Rice"
|- id="Fried Rice"
|[[Image:FriedRice.png]] Fried Rice||[[Image:Ingrice.png|link=#Rice]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + [[File:OnionV3.png|link=#Onion]] + [[Image:GarlicV3.png|link=#Garlic]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||10 seconds, low|| Requires spoon.
|[[Image:FriedRice.png]] Fried Rice||[[Image:Ingrice.png|link=#Rice]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + [[File:OnionV3.png|link=#Onion]] + [[Image:GarlicV3.png|link=#Garlic]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||10 seconds, low|| Requires spoon.||[[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (Brute)]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Omurice"
|- id="Omurice"
|[[Image:Omurice.png]] Omurice||[[Image:Ingrice.png|link=#Rice]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + [[Image:KetchupV2.png|link=#Ketchup]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, low|| Requires spoon.
|[[Image:Omurice.png]] Omurice||[[Image:Ingrice.png|link=#Rice]] + [[File:EggV2.png|link=#Egg]] + [[Image:KetchupV2.png|link=#Ketchup]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||8 seconds, low|| Requires spoon.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased++]] and [[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Risotto"
|- id="Risotto"
|[[Image:Risotto.png]] Risotto||[[Image:Ingrice.png|link=#Rice]] + [[File:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]] + [[File:OnionV3.png|link=#Onion]] + [[Image:GarlicV3.png|link=#Garlic]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, high|| Requires spoon.
|[[Image:Risotto.png]] Risotto||[[Image:Ingrice.png|link=#Rice]] + [[File:ButterV2.png|link=#Butter]] + [[File:OnionV3.png|link=#Onion]] + [[Image:GarlicV3.png|link=#Garlic]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||5 seconds, high|| Requires spoon.||[[#Energized+|Energized+]] and [[#Healing Over Time|Healing Over Time (All)]]
|- id="Nigiri Roll"
|- id="Nigiri Roll"
|[[File:NigiriRollPink.png]] / [[File:NigiriRollOrange.png]] / [[File:NigiriRollWhite.png]] Nigiri roll || [[Image:riceball.png|link=#Rice Ball]] + [[File:FishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]] || [[Image:InHand.png]]|| {{N/a}} || There are different-colored variations depending on the color of fish fillet you use.
|[[File:NigiriRollPink.png]] / [[File:NigiriRollOrange.png]] / [[File:NigiriRollWhite.png]] Nigiri roll || [[Image:riceball.png|link=#Rice Ball]] + [[File:FishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]] || [[Image:InHand.png]]|| {{N/a}} || There are different-colored variations depending on the color of fish fillet you use.||[[#Energized+|Energized+]]
|- id="Nigiri Roll with Oven"
|- id="Nigiri Roll with Oven"
|[[File:NigiriRollPink.png]] / [[File:NigiriRollOrange.png]] / [[File:NigiriRollWhite.png]] Nigiri roll ||[[Image:riceball.png|link=#Rice Ball]] + [[File:FishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds low.|| Makes a random color nigiri roll, regardless of type of fillet used. Not correct sushi making.
|[[File:NigiriRollPink.png]] / [[File:NigiriRollOrange.png]] / [[File:NigiriRollWhite.png]] Nigiri roll ||[[Image:riceball.png|link=#Rice Ball]] + [[File:FishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds low.|| Makes a random color nigiri roll, regardless of type of fillet used. Not correct sushi making.||[[#Energized+|Energized+]]
|- id="Onigiri"
|- id="Onigiri"
|[[Image:OnigiriV2.png]] Onigiri||[[Image:riceball.png|link=#Rice Ball]] + [[Image:SeaweedSheetsV2.png|link=#Seaweed Sheet]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]|| {{N/a}} || A simplified version of how it is made in real life too, unlike...
|[[Image:OnigiriV2.png]] Onigiri||[[Image:riceball.png|link=#Rice Ball]] + [[Image:SeaweedSheetsV2.png|link=#Seaweed Sheet]]||[[Image:InHand.png]]|| {{N/a}} || A simplified version of how it is made in real life too, unlike...||[[#Warm|Warm]]
|- id="Sushi Roll"
|- id="Sushi Roll"
|[[Image:Onigiri.png]] / [[Image:sushiroll.png]] Sushi Roll||[[File:FishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]] + [[Image:riceball.png|link=#Rice Ball]] + [[Image:SeaweedSheetsV2.png|link=#Seaweed Sheet]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds low. || Use knife to slice. Also incorrect sushi making.
|[[Image:Onigiri.png]] / [[Image:sushiroll.png]] Sushi Roll||[[File:FishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:SalmonFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[File:WhiteFishFilletV2.png|link=#Fish Fillet]] / [[Image:SmallFishFilletV2.png|link=#Small Fish Fillet]] + [[Image:riceball.png|link=#Rice Ball]] + [[Image:SeaweedSheetsV2.png|link=#Seaweed Sheet]]||[[Image:OvenNew.png]]||6 seconds low. || Use knife to slice. Also incorrect sushi making.||[[#Max Health Increased++|Max Health Increased]]
|- id="Custom Sushi Roll"
|- id="Custom Sushi Roll"
|[[File:CustomSushiRollChopped.png‎]] / [[File:CustomSushiRoll.png‎‎]] Custom sushi roll||[[File:SeaweedSheetsV2.png|link=#Seaweed Sheet]] + [[File:StickyRice.png|link=#Sticky Rice]] + X||[[File:RollingMat.png]]||{{N/a}}||Click the [[#Rolling Mat|rolling mat]] with [[#Seaweed Sheet|seaweed sheet]], then [[#Sticky Rice|sticky rice]], and then up to 3 ''food items'' of your choosing. Click on the mat with empty hand a couple times to roll up the mat, then click on it again to unroll it and take the sushi roll off. Use a knife to slice it into sushi rolls.  Now this is correct sushi making!  Effects very depending on what was added.||Varies
|[[File:CustomSushiRollChopped.png‎]] / [[File:CustomSushiRoll.png‎‎]] Custom sushi roll||[[File:SeaweedSheetsV2.png|link=#Seaweed Sheet]] + [[File:StickyRice.png|link=#Sticky Rice]] + X||[[File:RollingMat.png]]||{{N/a}}||Click the [[#Rolling Mat|rolling mat]] with [[#Seaweed Sheet|seaweed sheet]], then [[#Sticky Rice|sticky rice]], and then up to 3 ''food items'' of your choosing. Click on the mat with empty hand a couple times to roll up the mat, then click on it again to unroll it and take the sushi roll off. Use a knife to slice it into sushi rolls.  Now this is correct sushi making!  Effects very depending on what was added.||Varies

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Food is what you eat. Drinks are what you drink. Here is a comprehensive (but still incomplete) list of items and recipes for the chef to utilize and the crew to enjoy. Just remember that side-effects are by no means unknown or uncommon.

Snacks

Icon Name Available from Info Effects
Donut Vendor, kitchen Frosted donuts give double the HP recovery to security officers. <Insert Joke> Energized
Robust donut Sec weapons vendor In addition to doubled healing for Sec personnel like regular donuts, contains 12 units of sugar, 12u of epinephrine, and 12u of synaptizine. You can also take more bites out of it. Energized
Chips Vendor The bag adds to the crunch! Sturdy
Candy Vendor Nondescript chocolate from an equally nondescript company. Comes with no razor inside usually...Don't take candy from strange barbers. None
Fries Vendor, kitchen French fries from a vending machine! Delicious! None
Popsicle Vendor, kitchen Comes in 7 amazing flavors! Eating one yields a popsicle stick, naturally. Cold
Popcorn Kitchen Unsalted with no butter. Night Vision
Onion chips Kitchen Chips made from onions. Don't judge. Bad Breath
Nougat bar Kitchen With all or less of the nougat you could ever or never want. None
Granola bar Kitchen A honey and oat based snack. Refreshed+
Cookie tin Kitchen Contains 7x butter cookies. Sadly, the tin itself is inedible. N/A
Popsicle Box Refrigerator Contains 7x popsicles! N/A
Hetz' Cup Kitchen Must be unwrapped before being eaten. None
Candy apple Kitchen A delectable and possibly spooky treat. Energized
Candy cane Kitchen Festive! Energized
Yoghurt Kitchen Requires spoon. A frozen variant can be from a certain jolly man. None
Pickle Kitchen A reminder of all the pickle jars that the crew smashed. Don't trust pickles you find in the trash. None.
Swedish Fisk Kitchen Contains swedium. Bork Bork Bork! None
Extravagant Chocolate Gateau Kitchen A very fancy cake that the chef couldn't have cooked. Energized and Cold
Chinese takeout carton Quartermaster A carton full of delicious Space Chinese food. The character depicted is half the expression for "China". 没有
Candy heart Quartermaster Flavored chalk with inscriptions such as "Robust Me" and "Love Transfer Valve". 10 in every box! None
Peach ring Quartermaster,GTM Contains a tiny bit of peach juice. None
Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel GTMs Contains strawberry juice, vanilla, and three random miscellaenous reagents! Energized
Cinnamon sugar donut GTMs Absolutely chockful of sugar. Energized
Little Danny's Snack Cake Hacked FoodTech Comes in many colors and with bad grease, VHFCS, "flavoring", and occasionally just poison. Sweaty
Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf Abandoned crates, most Listening Posts A regular snack cake that's most definitely not trying to be a Twinkie. Sweaty
Descuento Danito's Burritos Snacks Vendor Available in many different flavours. Comes with an integral heating mechanism. May contain a golden ticket. Sweaty
Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles Snacks Vendor Literally poison. Also equipped with a heater. N/A
Hungry Dan's TV Dinners Snacks Vendor Yum. Also equipped with a heater. Max Health Increased+
Lollipop Medbay A healthy snack containing a small amount of medicine, such as charcoal or saline. None
Goatze's Caramel Creme Goodybags Surprisingly delicious! (And very sugary.) Energized
Candy corn Goodybags Disappointing. Gives you loads of sugar and bad oil to rub it in. Sweaty
-1 Bar Food synthesizers Possibly healthy. Sweaty
Farty Snott's Every Flavour Beans Wizard's Den, Trench Contains random reagents that cannot be extracted. More at Wizard. None
Yellow cake RD Office Contains uranium. Safe and delicious! None
Pope Crunch Crew quarters Extremely crunchy! Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl. None
Roach Puffs Oshan Kitchen maint Can also be directly eaten or mixed with milk in a bowl. But there's no chocolate in it... None
Shredded Syndies GTM, Ocean Listening Post Eat directly from the box or in a bowl. Fortified with atropine & space drugs. None
Telecrystal Mining Surprisingly edible! Has a variety of effects. None?
Viscerite Mining Also surprisingly edible! Contains a good chunk of synthflesh, but watch out for the other stuff in there... None?
Flockburger Debris Field/Oshan station level merchant Turns out that a glass sandwich is made of silicon, radium, and limeade. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Weird cheese Mining Outpost, chemistry Too rotten to be used in food and chockful of weird decay products. Sweaty and Bad Breath
Funny-looking can Abandoned derelict Is surströmming. For Swedes, makes a delightful dish. For non-Swedes, induces a wide range of gross-out effects, most of which involve stuns and vomiting, with a very rare chance to puke out a heart or become extra stinky. Bad Breath
Zongzi Spacebux lunchboxes Space Chinese snack currently found only in lunchboxes purchased through Spacebux. Click on it in-hand to unwrap it. Healing Over Time (All) and Energized+
Apple Hydroponics The Medical department's most hated fruit. Cold and Refreshed
Banana Hydroponics Peel it first! Cold and Refreshed
Orange Hydroponics A bitter citrus based fruit. Cold and Refreshed
Lemon Hydroponics A sour citrus based fruit. Goes great to decorate drinks Cold and Refreshed
Lime Hydroponics An extra sour citrus based fruit. Goes great to decorate drinks. Cold and Refreshed
Strawberry Hydroponics Neither straw nor berry. Cold and Refreshed
Avocado Hydroponics Still good since 8000 B.C.E. Cold and Refreshed
Grapes Hydroponics Comes in two colors: Green and not green. Cold and Refreshed
Melon slice Hydroponics Slice a watermelon with something sharp to get six of these. Cold and Refreshed
Honey Hydroponics Produced by space bees. Taste may vary, depending on the plant that provided the nectar. None
Carrot Hydroponics Good for your eyes. Night Vision and Refreshed
Slurryfruit Hydroponics Poisonous! None
Eggplant Hydroponics Has a chance to be censored. None
Coconut meat Hydroponics Break open a coconut to these loads of these and a handy cup. Cold and Refreshed
Pineapple slice Hydroponics No salt needed. Cut a pineapple to get one of these. Must be kept away from pizza at all costs. Cold and Refreshed
Bamboo shoot Hydroponics Slice a bamboo stalk to get one of these. Cold and Cleanse
????? Incompetent chef Contains ???? (reagent). The result of a bad recipe, probably shouldn't eat this... None
Smoldering Mess Incompetent chef Also contains ????. The result of overcooking something. None
Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods Incompetent(?) chef Contains ???? as well. Result of leaving something in the fryer for too long. Warm

Drinks

Icon Name Type Available from Info
Booze-O-Mat N/A Bar Dispenses booze and cocktail accessories. Doesn't have any ID restrictions.
Space beer Alcohol Bar
Fancy beer Alcohol Bar Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains beer plus a number of random chemicals.
Cider Alcohol Bar
Mead Alcohol Bar
Wine Alcohol Bar
Hobo wine Alcohol ??? Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains wine plus a number of random chemicals.
Vodka Alcohol Bar
Gin Alcohol Bar
Tequila Alcohol Bar
Champagne Alcohol Bar Hit pods, segways or other vehicles with the Harm intent to rename them.
Rum Alcohol Bar Spaced rum bottles also contain yobihodazine.
Bo Jack Daniel's Alcohol Bar A real man's drink!
Stinkeye's Special Reserve Alcohol ??? A favourite of captains everywhere.
Curacao Liqueur Alcohol Alcohol Resupply Crate, Trench Contains, well, curacao, a fairly strong cocktail ingredient with unique drunktalk lines.
Cristal Champagne Alcohol Manta Bar Contains, well, champagne. Can be used to rename vehicles in the same way as the regular version.
Egg nog Other Bar, kitchen
Creaca's Space Milk Other Kitchen Contains 50 units of, well, milk.
Quilty Farms Milk Other Kitchen As expected, contains 50 units of milk.
Space cola Soda Vendor, kitchen Normalizes tempature and decays into sugar.
Fancy cola Soda Vendor Sold, confusingly, as just "space cola". Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains 20 units of cola, 10 u of VHFCS, and 10 u of a random drink, such as ginger ale or strawberry milk.
Decirprevo Bottled Water Other Vendor
Robust-Eez Soda Vendor Contains methamphetamine.
Grife-O Soda Vendor A little radioactive. That's because it contains space dust.
Dr. Pubber Soda Vendor Contains morphine and haloperidol.
Grones Soda Soda Vendor Comes in random flavours.
Spooky Dan's Soda Vendor Two flavours on offer. Neither are industrial runoff, nope!
Orange-Aid Soda Vendor Contains oculine.
Lime-Aid Other Vendor Contains antihol.
Soft Soft Pizza Other Hacked Vendor Contains liquid pizza... What?
Robust Coffee Other Vendor Contains addictive coffee which helps against stuns.
Happy Elf Hot Chocolate Other Vendor
Chicken Soup Other Vendor Can cure minor diseases.
Weight-Loss Shake Other Vendor Contains lipolicide.
Tea Other Vendor
Wired Dan's Kafe Kick Other Hacked Vendor A daily fix of drugs and poison, diluted with water. Banned by the Space FDA.
Delightful Dan's Ginger Ale Other GTM Contains, as expected, ginger ale.
Delightful Dan's Peachy Punch Other GTM Contains peach juice.
Drowsy Dan's Terrific Tonic Other GTM Contains 25 units of lemonade... and 25 units of ether.
2010 Vintage Other... Courtroom Contains finely aged...piss.
Mugwort tea Other Wizard's Den A bitter tea with magical protective properties. Heals wizards.
Brotein Shake - Dragon Balls Other Josh, QM Trader Contains energy drink.

Dispenser

The alcohol and soda dispensers offer a convenient way to prepare alcoholic and non-alcoholic refreshments. They have an essentially infinite supply of various drinks and operate like the machines in chemistry. That comes in handy, because many commercial products contain more than one reagent and it would otherwise be difficult to isolate specifically what you want for e. g. cake icing. And of course, they will also be useful if you decide to turn the kitchen/bar into a makeshift laboratory.

A barman's job also isn't complete unless you know how to make people drunk off fancy recipes and how to present your creations properly. To that end, you can add umbrellas, wedges and other doodads to a variety of fancy drinking glasses and craft an absolute myriad of cocktails, so you go beyond just serving plain ethanol.

Different cocktails also decay into different amounts of ethanol, allowing you a little control over just how fast and how far your customers get rip-roaring drunk. Every four seconds, the drink decays into the amount of ethanol listed, times a special number. This special number, called a multiplier, is usually two, but it can change depending on server load. So, if a drink has, say, 0.3 listed for the Ethanol column, it'll decay into 0.6 units of ethanol every four seconds, give or take a bit.

Most of these drinks can be made just with just the dispenser, but not all of them. For drinks with coffee, it's best it get coffee from the coffee machines (the green-colored vending machines) rather than fool around with the espresso machine. Drinks with sugar need sugar from the chemical or soda dispensers, not the sugar used by the Chef. For drinks with more exotic ingredients, you may need the chem dispenser (which is usually right near the alcohol and soda dispenser) and a beaker, since the chem dispenser doesn't accept drinkware. Luckily, there's usually a large one around right on top of it, and your glass recycler can make beakers.

Item Icon Eth. Recipe Info
Fruit wedges
N/A / / / + Oranges, limes, and lemons can be found in fruit wedge kits from BoozeVends, while grapefruits are exclusively grown via botany.
Maraschino cherry
N/A +
Soda Water
N/A Carbon + Oxygen + Water A cocktail ingredient.
Cola
N/A Soda Water + Sugar Reduces drowsiness, cools you down.
Simple Syrup
N/A Sugar + Water heated to 180 Another cocktail ingredient.
Lemonade
N/A Lemon juice (3) + Sugar (1)
Pink Lemonade
N/A Lemonade + Grenadine
Limeade
N/A Lime juice + Sugar
Egg nog
N/A Egg + Sugar + Milk Decays into 1.2u sugar
Chocolate milk
N/A Chocolate + Milk
Strawberry milk
N/A Strawberry juice + Milk
Sweet tea
N/A Tea + Sugar
Half and Half
N/A Sweet Tea + Lemon juice OR Sweet Tea + Lemonade OR Tea + Lemonade
Tea with honey
N/A Tea + Honey Makes you feel relaxed.
Tea with mint
N/A Tea + Mint
Triple Citrus
N/A Lemon juice + Lime juice + Orange juice Heals a little bit of TOX damage.
Screwdriver
0 .25 Vodka + Orange juice Screws/unscrews stuff when poured onto something, like the other screwdriver.
Sex on the Beach
0 .1 Screwdriver + Cranberry juice Farts upon synthesis. Don't question it.
Vodka Gimlet
0 .25 Vodka + Lime juice
Cosmopolitan
0 .1 Vodka Gimlet + Cranberry juice
Bloody Mary
0 .25 Vodka + Tomato juice
Bloody Scary
0 .3 Vodka + Changeling blood
Vodka Martini
0 .3 Vodka + Vermouth
Vodka Tonic
0 .25 Vodka + Tonic water
Phil Collins
0 .3 Vodka Tonic + Lemonade
Mind Eraser
0 .3 Vodka Tonic + Robust Coffee
Black Russian
0 .15 Vodka + Robust Coffee

OR

Vodka + Espresso
White Russian
0 .3 Black Russian + Milk
Espresso Martini
0 .1 Vodka + Chocolate + Sugar + Espresso
Suicider
1 Vodka + Cider + Epinephrine + Welding fuel Can also be extracted or distilled from omega weed.
Murdini
1 .1 Martini + Apple juice + Suicider
Port
0 .2 Vodka + Wine + Sugar + Iron Has a chance to teleport you at random.
Crème de Menthe
0 .4 Vodka + Sugar + Mint
Grasshopper
0 .2 Crème de Menthe + Vanilla + Chocolate Turns you into a roachperson for an amount of time proportionate to how long it was in your system.
Peach Schnapps
0 .25 Vodka + Peach Juice Rarely, decays into VHFCS.
Moscow Mule
0 .15 Vodka + Ginger Ale + Lime juice
Blue Lagoon
0 .1 Vodka + Curacao + Lemonade
Sea Breeze
0 .2 Vodka + Cranberry Juice + Grapefruit juice
Bilk
N/A Beer + Milk Tries to treat suffocation by keeping LOSEBREATH and OXY at a treatable level, like a weaker version of ephedrine.
Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier
0 .1 Beer + Nanomachines Can also be distilled from roburgers. Do not drink while operating a vehicle.
Snakebite
0 .15 Beer + Cider
Diesel
0 .25 Snakebite + Cranberry juice
Radler
0 .1 Beer + Lemonade
Michelada
0 .1 Beer + Tomato Juice + Capsaicin Doots on creation. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
BOOrbon
0 .6 Bourbon + Ectoplasm Makes a spooky sound upon mixing.
Whiskey Sour
0 .2 Bourbon + Lemonade
Manhattan
0 .3 Bourbon + Vermouth + Bitters
Hunchback
0 .1 Bourbon + Cola + Tomato juice See Chemicals.
Duck Fart
[TBA]
 0 .6 Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Milk
Irish Coffee
0 .1 Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Sugar + Milk Try putting in sugar first so you don't accidentally make Duck Fart.
Old Fashioned
0 .5 Bourbon + Bitters + Sugar + Water
Mint Julep
0 .15 Bourbon + Sugar + Mint Cools you down a bit if you're not almost at freezing point.
Horse's Neck
0 .5 Bourbon + Bitters + Ginger Ale Neighs on mixing
Hot Toddy
[TBA]
 0 .4 Bourbon + Sweet Tea + Lemon Juice Does not need heating.
Jean Harlow
0 .6 Rum + Vermouth
Planter's Punch
0 .4 Rum + Lemonade
Sangria
0 .2 Planter's Punch + Wine + Orange juice Warms you up a little bit.
Mai Tai
0 .3 Rum + Lime juice + Orange juice
Rum and Cola
[TBA]
 0 .7 Rum + Cola
Space-Cuba Libre
0 .1 Rum and Cola + Lime juice
Daiquiri
0 .2 Rum + Lime juice + Sugar Try adding the rum first, so you don't accidentally make limeade.
Mojito
0 .2 Daiquiri + Mint
Piña Colada
0 .2 Rum + Coconut milk + Pineapple juice
Blue Hawaiian
0 .18 Rum + Coconut Milk + Curacao + Pineapple juice + Ice
OR
 Piña Colada + Curacao + Ice
Gunfire
0 .1 Tea + Rum Makes a silly sound on mixing.
Brass Monkey
0 .3 Rum + Vodka + Orange Juice Makes a monkey scream on mixing.
Fluffy Critter
0 .2 Rum + Lime Juice + Lemonade + Strawberry Juice Coos on creation.
Hot Buttered Rum
0 .3 Rum + Cider + Butter Extract the butter in a reagent extractor. Is room temperature, despite its name.
Spiced Rum
[TBA]
 0 .6 Rum + Capsaicin Surprisingly not spicy. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
Gin and Tonic
0 .25 Gin + Tonic water
Pink Gin and Tonic
0 .3 Gin and Tonic + Bitters
Gin and Chronic
0 .25 Gin and Tonic + Tetrahydrocannabinol Decays into THC as well as ethanol.
Gin and Sonic
0 .2 Gin and Tonic + Methamphetamine Juice Time. Decays into meth as well as ethanol. Reduces stuns on its own sometimes. Changes your shoes' sprite into the one for red shoes. Makes you say Sonic references.
Tom Collins
0 .18 Gin and Tonic + Lemonade
Gin Fizz
0 .25 Gin + Lemon juice + Water
Gimlet
0 .25 Gin + Lime juice
Martini
0 .3 Gin + Vermouth
Negroni
0 .6 Martini + Bitters
Necroni
0 .5 Negroni + Ectoplasm Makes a spooky moan upon mixing.
Nicotini
[TBA]
 0 .3 Martini + Nicotine Creates some nicotine as it decays.
French 75
0 .15 Gin + Champagne + Lemonade
Derby
0 .4 Gin + Bitters + Mint One of many drinks with the same name.
Bee's Knees
[TBA]
 0 .3 Gin + Lemon Juice + Honey
Tequini
0 .4 Tequila + Vermouth
Brave Bull
0 .35 Tequila + Robust Coffee Mild stun reduction.
Prairie Fire
0 .25 Tequila + Capsaicin Sometimes decays into capsaicin and histamine as well as ethanol.
Margarita
0 .2 Tequila + Lime juice + Orange juice
Tequila Sunrise
0 .22 Tequila + Orange juice + Sugar
Paloma
0 .1 Tequila + Grapefruit juice + Lime juice
Mimosa
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 0 .05 Champagne + Orange juice
Kalimixto
0 .3 Wine + Cola
Rose
0 .3 Vermouth + Cherry Juice + Strawberry Juice
Long Beach Iced Tea
0 .4 Tequila + Sex on the Beach +
Rum + Gin + Lemon j.
Long Island Iced Tea
0 .4 Tequila + Screwdriver + Rum +
Gin + Lemon j. + Cola

OR

Tequila + Screwdriver + Gin + Lemon j. + Rum and Cola
Three Mile Island Iced Tea
0 .6 Vodka + Gin + Tequila + Cola + Curacao Makes a distinctive sound upon mixing. Not actually radioactive.
Ling Island Iced Tea
[TBA]
 N/A Long Island Iced Tea + Neurotoxin When it decays, dumps some ethanol in you. The more Ling Tea there was, and the longer it was in there, the more ethanol.
Ecto Cooler
N/A Ectoplasm + Uranium + Orange juice Decays into VHFCS and has a chance to produce strange green goop as well, which allows you to see ghosts.
Squeeze
1 Bread (reagent) + Welding fuel Stuns and infects the consumer with food poisoning.
Expresso
N/A Espresso + Neurotoxin Hurts your brain real bad.
Triple Triple
N/A Triple Citrus + Triplepiss + Triple meth Clouds your screen in crazy colors, makes you urinate a lot, causes you to hallucinate and vomit citrus fruits, and much more.
Mewtini
[TBA]
 N/A Cat Drugs + Mutini + Milk + Catonium Infects you with toxoplasmosis, which eventually turns you into a cat. And we mean the quadrupedal kind that you see in the Captain's Quarters, not those kind, you perv.
Honky Tonic
1 Tonic Water + Space Lube + Neurotoxin + Colorful Reagent A very Clown-y drink. Sometimes stuns and causes honking, occasionally makes you say something silly.
Freeze
4 Secret! Stuns, makes you Ice Moon cold. May spontaneously freeze you into an ice statue. Neutralized by chocolate.
Dragon's Breath
5 Secret! Stuns, sets you on fire. May spontaneously incinerate you into a lovely pile of ash. Neutralized by milk.
Grog
5 Secret! Makes you into a pirate! Yarr! Keep away from items and faces.
Mutini
1 Secret! Grants hella loads of mutations, then removes them all when it exits your system.
Sheltergrog
[TBA]
 1 .8 Secret! Makes you a shelter-frog-person! *croak*
Sheltestgrog
[TBA]
 N/A Secret! Infects you with Frog Flu, which eventually turns you into a frog! *ribbit*
Bombini
[TBA]
 0 .3 Secret! Excessive consumption may result in a stinging sensation.

Still

Since the introduction of said dispensers, the still has fallen a bit out of favour – but that should not discourage a creative barman, as the apparatus is a decent option to move large amount of booze and get people horribly drunk elsewhere. Opening a counter in the market for example usually attracts more customers than the bar itself, thanks to its central location. Just don't forget to bring plenty of spare glasses and bottles with you!

Icon Input Output 1 Output 2
Wheat Beer
Steelwheat Beer Iron
Roburger Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier
Apple Cider
Pear Cider
Honey Mead
Grapes Wine
Green Grapes White Wine
Potato Vodka
Corn cob Bourbon
Rice sprig Rice wine
Sugarcane Rum
Sugar Rum
Asomna Bark Tea
Nepeta cataria Cat drugs
Mint leaf Menthol
Bilious ipecacuanha root Green vomit
Sassafras root Sarsaparilla
Cannabis leaf THC
Rainbow Weed THC LSD
Lifeweed THC Omnizine
Deathweed THC Cyanide
Omega Weed Omega cocktail of drugs. In short, fun for the whole family!

Expand for full list:

Omega Weed Output
 Descuento Danito's Burritos Burrito brew! Sewage + Ethanol + Whatever chems were in the burrito.

Juice-O-Matic

An old Cyborg tool from a time before you could click-drag things into reagent extractors. You can basically think of this as a portable reagent extractor. It's still a handy companion piece to the still, as a decent means for getting the crew highly drunk on fancy cocktails.

Icon Input Output Info
Orange Orange Juice
Lemon Lemon Juice
Lime Lime Juice
Pineapple Pineapple Juice
Apple Apple Juice
Strawberry Strawberry Juice
Cherry Cherry Juice
Tomato Tomato Juice
Coffee berries Coffee
Watermelon Water
Eggplant Nicotine
Tomacco Nicotine
Rainbow Melon George Melonium Feel lucky?
Chili pepper Capsaicin Spicy! Messes up your vision if it gets in your eyes and speech if in your mouth.
Fiery chili Ghost Chili Juice Extremely spicy! Can cause vomiting and spontaneous combustion.
Slurrypod Toxic Slurry A poison found in slurrypods.
Glowing slurrypod Glowing Slurry A highly-potent mutagen made from omega slurrypods.
Delicious apple Capulettium Fakes death somewhat.
Chilly pepper Cryostylane Chilling. Very chilling.
Garlic Holy Water Hurts vampires.
Blood Orange Changeling Blood Does interesting things when exposed to high heat.
Corn cob Corn Starch Could potentially be made into corn syrup and VHFCS.
Soybean Space Soybean Oil Grease, basically.
Soylent Chartreuse Space Soybean Oil Grease, basically.

Espresso Machine

Some people don't want just coffee, served in a regular ol' plastic cup from a regular ol' coffee machine. They want special coffee, the kind that comes with milk and other things, the kind that is served in a different plastic cup and dispensed by a machine with weird foreign names for drinks. This espresso machine is for those sorts of people. Thankfully, its operation is simple: just insert a cup from the rack nearby, choose Make espresso, and choose any of the options below. It's easy to be a Space Starbucks barista!

Just don't expect to be making any Irish Coffee or any of the cocktails with coffee using this stuff. Again, those actually need the regular coffee from coffee machines.

Setting Description
Espresso Just 10 units of standard espresso coffee. Very different from regular coffee.
Latte A little bit of espresso, with lots of milk. Really milk with coffee at that point.
Mocha Half espresso, half milk and chocolate milk.
Cappuccino Espresso, with a good amount (6.5 units) of milk.
Americano Espresso, diluted with a good bit of water.
Decaf 10 units of espresso coffee, decaf, without the caffeine.
Flat White Espresso with a little less milk than what a cappucino would have.

Coffeemakers

Machines in various department-specific break rooms in Manta that make plain coffee. No options for extra milk or sugar or different brewing methods, but, hey, it's free coffee. To brew up some joe, simply click on the coffeemaker and choose Brew coffee. Then, click on it again and choose Remove carafe to remove the coffee container, allowing you to pour the contents into your drinking vessel of choice. Each brewing fills the carafe to 20 units. When you're done, click on the coffeemaker with the carafe in-hand to insert it back into the coffeemaker. These instructions apply to all coffeemakers, regardless of color, and you don't actually have to be a member of a specific department a coffeemaker is in to use it.

Should you lack a suitable drinking container, there is usually a rack of coffee cups nearby on a wall. Click on it to take a mug from it.

Other Food-Related Items

Icon Name Info
FoodTech Offers a wide selection of basic ingredients and other catering supplies. Locked to those with Kitchen access.
Glassware Recycler Recycles all types of drinking glasses, beakers, and glass shards. The machine can manufacture a variety of different glasses as well as plates and bowls.
Hotdog cart Used to easily take large amounts of food out of the kitchen and hand it to people.
Drinking glass All functionally similar, but drinks served in shot glasses are downed in one big gulp instead of little sips. Breaks into shards when thrown, applying the TOUCH effects of whatever chems were in the glass, and cannot be inserted into chem dispeners. Comes in the following varieties:
  • - Drinking glass - 50 units
  • - Wine glass - 30 units
  • - Cocktail glass - 20 units
  • - Old-fashioned glass - 20 units
  • - Champagne flute - 20 units
  • - Shot glass - 15 units
  • - Round glass - 100 units

You drink from a glass by clicking on your character's sprite while holding the glass. You can also click-drag the glass onto you to start chugging it; chugging is basically like drinking from it as usual but really quickly, as you'll take a sip from the glass every half second. Being drunk or clumsy can have comical results, including falling over and accidentally throwing the glass backwards.

Coconut shell A coconut shell bowl that can hold 50 units of alcohol. Perfect for mixed drinks! Ask Hydroponics to grow some coconuts for these.
Red Duo Cup An iconic drink container found in Party Supplies crates from the Quartermaster. Holds 30 units.
Mug Same as a drinking glass, except it can't shatter. Normal ones can hold 50 units, while "odd mugs" from GTMs can hold 120.
Water bottle Get the space dust out of your throat. Rather uncommmon find in a few odd on-station and off-station areas. Holds up to 50 units and starts with 50u of water.
Pitcher For refilling those drinking glasses. It holds 120 units.
Cocktail shaker Surprisingly simple cocktailcrafting. Simply pour in drink of choice and click on it while it's in your hand to mix the shaker's contents together. Can hold up to 120 units of any chemicals. Barman spawns with one, and there's one in the Booze-O-Mat and Cargo's Cocktail Party Supplies crate

Shares many of the same functionalities as pitchers: you can pour stuff into it by clicking on the shaker with a drinking glass or similar container, pour it out by doing the reverse, use click-drag to transfer as much as possible to and from the shaker, and clicking on people with it makes you try to force them to drink from its contents. Doesn't break when thrown, though.

Plate Dinner is served, sir. Can accommodate up to 2 edible items, which you can place simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and remove by clicking on the plate while it's in your hand or click-dragging the plate onto yourself. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it.

Plates can be stacked by click-dragging one plate onto another, collecting all the nearby plates in a pile; this works while it's on the floor, on a table and in your hand. You can click on a plate stack in your hand with an empty hand to take a plate off. You can also click a plate stack in your hand to put a plate in your off-hand; doing this while your other hand's full will put a plate on the floor. Throwing the stack will also let loose all the plates.

You can click on someone while on Harm intent while holding a plate to bash it on person's head, briefly stunning them and smashing the plate into two glass shards that can potentially hit others.

Throwing, dropping, or hitting someone with the plate (regardless of intent) launches the food(s) on in random direction, causing the same effects as it would when thrown (i.e. tomatoes splat, high-tier prison loaves break things, etc.). Slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding the plate also causes the same effect; being clumsy will randomly make you drop it for no reason.

Serving Tray Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your order be? Trays are two-handed, but can accommodate up to 30 edible items. Food can be placed on the tray simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and removed by clicking it while its in your hand. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it.

Clicking on someone with the tray while on Harm intent makes you bonk their head with it, causing a few seconds of stun and degrading the tray a little. After five bonks, the tray will collapse into useless scrap. You can inspect its condition by Examining the tray; the description goes from "nice and sturdy" to "pretty warped and flimsy" to "about to break" as you use it more.

As with plates, throwing, dropping, and hitting people with the tray on any intent all launch the food on the tray around, causing any on-throw effects if applicable. Being clumsy or slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding it do the same thing.

Kitchen Island Essentially, a table that you can move, for transporting and serving drinks and food, as an elegant alternative to just carrying it around in your hands or in your backpack. Click on the island with the food item in your active hand to place it on the island, click on the item to pick it up, simple.
Bowl For holding food, such as cereal, gruel, or soup.
Spoon Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated for sensible table-setting by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech.
Fork Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech.
Knife Used for slaughtering animals and cutting certain items. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech and fruit wedge kits from the Booze-O-Mat.
Plastic spoon Cheap-ass version of the metal spoon from red snack machines. Works just like the regular spoon, but has a 20% chance to break with each use.
Plastic fork Works like the metal fork, but it's made of fragile plastic, so it has a 20% chance to break with each use. Bought for cheap from red snack machines.
Plastic knife A...lesser quality knife from red snack machines that has the same functions as the regular knife, but with a 20% chance to *snap* with each use.
Package of plastic silverware A complete plastic spoon, plastic fork, and plastic knife set, in randomly chosen colors, found in the FoodTech. Click on it while it's in your hand to try to open it, which either results in successful opening or comical messages depending on your luck. If you're especially unlucky, the silverware might fly everywhere and hit you and people around you upon opening.


Chopsticks Fork-substitutes found in the FoodTech. These usually come with a little wrapping you need to remove; click on it once while it's in your hand to remove the wrapping, click on it once more to separate the chopsticks for usage. Clicking on them with a piece of paper gives the the wrapper back.
Pizza Cutter Used for cutting certain items, particularly pizza into slices. Suitable for surgery.
Bread knife Not just for cutting bread, as the name might imply, for it has the same functionalities as the regular knife. However, it does less than half the damage.
Meatcleaver Has same functions as the knife, but it does more damage, and throwing it does up to 15 BRUTE and causes some bleeding. However, attacking someone with it has a 5% chance for you to fumble and cut yourself, causing 20 BRUTE, some bleeding, and 4 seconds of Weakened. Found in the FoodTech.
Rolling pin Required to prepare pizza bases.
Soup pot Essential for making custom soup. Examine to get a relative description of how much stuff there is in the soup.
Ladle Used for transferring soup from a soup pot into a bowl.
Sushi box Contains 1x rolling mat, 3x seaweed sheet, and 3x rice. Often found in the Kitchen refrigerator.
Rolling mat Essential for making custom sushi rolls. Found in sushi boxes.
Shakers Add salt or pepper for the perfect flavour.
Condiment bottles Standard condiments in the form of ketchup and mustard.
File:IcingTube.png Icing tube Used for, you guessed it, adding icing to a cake. Accepts 50 units of any liquid.
Popsicle stick End result of eating a popsicle. Can be played with and has uses in certain dishes.
Candle Perfect for mood lighting and atmosphere enhancement. More can be brought from Cargo.
Party button When pressed, plays a funky sound clip and turns all the room lights into an equally funky color.
Produce satchel This spacious satchel makes the life of every chef or botanist much easier. Almost any type of food-related item (dishes, bottles, seeds etc.) can be stored in them, and they also interact nicely with tables (drag & drop), crates, the food processor, mail chutes and other objects.
Banana peel Slippery. Created from peeling a banana, obviously!
Fish Can be used to slap people around.
Seaweed Found outside in OSHAN. Use wirecutters to get a sheet.
Goodybag Contains up to 6 random candies. A Clown favorite. 95% guaranteed not to have razor blades!
Golden ticket A special ticket that may appear after eating a Descuento Danito's Burrito. Redeem it at a GTM for a prize!
Golden ticket machine (GTM) A machine hidden somewhere in the station's maintenance tunnels (and occasionally beyond) that offers unique snacks, drinks, clothes, and other knickknacks for Golden Tickets.
Lunchbox Stylish reskinned box for holding food (and occasionally similarly-sized items) that comes in many colors. FoodTech comes with 12 of these, all empty, and there is both a trait and Spacebux purchase that allows one to spawn with a lunchbox that comes with a randomly chosen set of 3 foods linked together by an interesting note.

Chef's Cookbook

Here's where the real fun starts. While most of the ingredients needed by the chef should either be available in your kitchen or can be grown for you in hydroponics, some recipes may require items from elsewhere on the station. A fair number of recipes also have downsides, so be wary of food poisoning and other nasty occurrences.

Cooking times listed here are safe (but not absolute) ranges. Plenty of foods can work with just one second of cooking time, but it'll diminish the duration of the associated food buffs. Like To Serve Man, you are encouraged to experiment and tinker.

Unlike To Serve Man, this cookbook is also semi-interactive. If you click on an image of an ingredient, you'll be taken another page/part of this page that'll show to how to make or obtain that ingredient. For example, if you're looking up the recipe for meat cake, you can click on the cake batter image for the recipe for cake or the meat image for some sources of meat. Convenient, no?

Ingredients

Short list of items that will be your basic ingredients, many of which can also be ordered in a crate from quartermasters.

Icon Name Available from Effects
Flour Kitchen or process from wheat. None
Sugar Kitchen or process from sugarcane. None
Oatmeal Kitchen or process from oats. None
Rice Process rice. None
Semolina Flour Process from durum wheat. None
Donk pockets Kitchen. Contains 6x (cold). Better warmed up. None
Bacon strips Kitchen. Contains 7x None
Human meat Kitchen. None
Monkey meat Kitchen. None
Synthetic meat Hydroponics. Plant meat. None


Fish Fillet Kitchen. Comes in different kinds. None
Small fish fillet Kitchen. Can be used in same recipes as regular-sized fillet. None
Mystery meat Raking through gibs, butchering certain Critters - dubious nutritional value! None
Meatal Raking through robot debris piles as a Chef/Sous Chef. Usable in any recipes that also use mystery meat. None
Chicken nugget Kitchen. May be used in place of mystery meat in most specific recipes. None
Flock nugget Debris Field Vendor. Like the above, but made of robot radio chicken. None
Brain Robotics None.
Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core Robotics None
Synthbrain Hydroponics None
Odd crystal Debris Field merchant, butchering flockdrones None
Heart Robotics None
Cyberheart Robotics None
Synthheart Hydroponics None
Butt Hydroponics, robotics None
Cyberbutt Robotics None
Wheat Hydroponics N/A
Steel Wheat Hydroponics N/A
Oats Hydroponics N/A
Durum Wheat Hydroponics N/A
Rice Sprig Hydroponics N/A
Pumpkin Hydroponics N/A
Watermelon Hydroponics N/A
Potato Hydroponics Cold and Cleanse
Mushroom Hydroponics Cleanse
Tomato Hydroponics Cold and Cleanse
Chili pepper Hydroponics Energized
Lettuce leaf Hydroponics Cold and Cleanse
Cucumber Hydroponics Cold and Refreshed
Carrot Hydroponics Night Vision and Refreshed
Corn cob Hydroponics Cold and Cleanse
Garlic Hydroponics Bed Breath
Onion Hydroponics Bed Breath
Coconut Hydroponics. N/A
Pineapple Hydroponics N/A
Mint leaf Hydroponics N/A
Bean pod Hydroponics Fart Thrust
Soybean pod Hydroponics Fart Thrust
Peanuts Hydroponics Healing Over Time (Brute) and Energized
Egg Kitchen, and chickens None
Milk Kitchen or process from soybean pods. Empty bottles of milk can still be used in recipes. N/A
Rancid Milk Debris Field. Look in the abandoned/less well-kept places. N/A
Quilty Farms Milk Can substitute for the smaller bottles of milk in most recipes, even when devoid of any milk. N/A
Cheese Kitchen None
Spaghetti Kitchen or process from pasta sheets. Often has a silly name. None
Peanut butter Kitchen or process from peanuts. Gross Burps
Maple syrup Kitchen None
Honey Space bees None
Royal jelly Bombini, Mining Level/Z5 (Space maps) / Sea Diner (Manta) merchant None
Seaweed sheets Oshan Lab seafloor None

Ingredient Processing

The food processor is important too! With it, you can turn items into different forms, which may be more useful, or usable in recipes.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Info Effects
Ectoplasm + + Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, pour it (min: 10 units) into a fire extinguisher and then use the HUD icon to spray all around you. Damage Over Time (Toxin) and Max Health Increased
Ectoplasm + + Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, put it inside a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), then either pour the beaker onto a tile or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder. Damage Over Time (Toxin) and Max Health Increased
Cheese + + See ectoplasm. Required minimum is 10 units. None
Cheese + + + Collect the vomit into a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), pour some milk into the beaker, then either pour it onto the floor or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder None
Monkey meat Putting them into the gibber is also fine. None
Human meat You are what you eat... None
Spaghetti Item name often has a silly synonym for spaghetti, like "pisghetti" or "spag". None
Flour Very ordinary and possibly whole wheat. None
Rice Confusingly called Rice, while the harvested item is called Rice Sprig. None
Seaweed sheet Seaweed is found on Oshan Lab's seafloor. None
Sticky Rice Surprisingly does not stick to your hands None
Rice Ball Makes 3 rice balls. Warm
Oatmeal Perfect for space horses. If there were any. None
Semolina Flour Must be wheat of the durum wheat mutation None
Iron fillings Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. None
Chocolate chips Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. None
Sugar A prized part of confectioneries None
Milk Also goes by the name "Creaca's Space Milk" N/A
Peanut butter Goes great with Honey Gross Burps
Yoghurt (rancid) Must use a bottle of rancid milk specifically. Requires spoon. None
Semolina Dough The beginnings of a dark, pasta based journey. None
Pasta Sheet + Now you can make it into sponghatti! None
Dough Just mixing water and dough. No need to knead. None
Sweet dough + The beginnings of confectioneries. None
Dough strip + You can click on another strip with your strip to attach them back together. None
Dough circle + Click on the dough strip in your hand. None
Holey dough + Not Holy. None
Ice cream cone + 1 second, low None
Cake batter + 2x All sorts of good cakes can be made out of this. None
Pancake batter + 2x + Pancakes without a pan. None
Loaf of bread 1 second, low Max Health Increased+
Slice of bread + Makes six slices. Max Health Increased+
Loaf of honey-wheat bread + 1 second, low Max Health Increased+
Slice of honey-wheat bread linke=#Loaf of Honey-Wheat Bread + A gift from bees. Now in six slices! Max Health Increased+ and Energized
Loaf of banana bread + + Banana can be peeled or unpeeled. 1 second, low Max Health Increased+ and Energized
Slice of banana bread + Makes six slices. Max Health Increased+
Loaf of Elvis bread + + Peel the banana first! 6 seconds, low Max Health Increased+
Slice of Elvis bread + "Bread" -Elvis, at least at one point in his life. This has nothing to do with the fact it makes six slices. Sweaty and Energized
Loaf of dread + Spooky! 6 seconds, low Max Health Increased+
Slice of dread + It float! Probably because of the 10 units of ectoplasm in it. Makes six spooky slices. Healing Over time (All)
Loaf of pumpkin bread + 6 seconds, low Max Health Increased+
Slice of pumpkin bread + Makes six slices. Max Health Increased+ and Healing Over time (All)
Loaf of northern-style cornbread + + 6 seconds, low Max Health Increased+
Slice of N-style cornbread + The best type of corn bread in six slices. Healing Over time (All) and Energized
Loaf of southern-style cornbread + 6 seconds, low Max Health Increased+
Slice of S-style cornbread + The other best type of corn bread to eat in six slices. Healing Over time (All)
Loaf of honey cornbread + + 6 seconds, low Max Health Increased+
Slice of honey cornbread + The other other type of best corn bread to eat in six slices. Healing Over time (All) and Energized
Loaf of brain bread + / / / 6 seconds, low. Works with any combination of bread and brain. Max Health Increased+
Slice of brain bread + Intelligently sliced into √36 slices. Max Health Increased++
Meatball Works with any kind of meat. None
Brain meatball Only works with human/monkey/fish brains. None
Butt meatball Only works with human/monkey butts. None
Meat paste / / / / Works with any kind of meat or fish. None
4x Wonton wrappers + Outer dumpling without an inner dumpling Energized
Ketchup Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 20 units of, naturally, ketchup. N/A
Hot sauce Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of capsaicin. N/A
Cold sauce Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of cryostylane. N/A
Incredibly hot sauce Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 50 units of capsaicin and 50 units of ghost chili juice. N/A
Mayonnaise Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. N/A
Cream Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. N/A
Custard + Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. N/A
Butter Perfect for being deepfried or spread over something. None
Butt-er + Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. None
Unfinished pizza base + Click on it again to knead it back into dough. None
Half-finished pizza base + Half-way to pizza. None
Pizza base #Half-Finished Pizza Base + All that remains is to bake it, or add some toppings. None
3x Tortillas + Taco taco taco taco taco taco taco taco. None.
6x Melon slices + You can get creative with what is considered a proper cutting knife. Cold and Refreshed
/ / Fish fillet + Different kinds of fish exist. None
Small fish fillet + Several varieties of fish exist outside Oshan Lab. None
Chips + Once to peel, twice to chop into chips. None
4x Onion rings + *cry Bad Breath
Pineapple slice + Perfectly shaped for piz- wait a minute... Cold and Refreshed
3x Coconut meat + Coconut innards. Cold and Refreshed
Pepperoni Log Can be extracted for 40u of Pepperoni. None
4x Pepperoni Slice + Extracts into 10u of pepperoni. Great pizza topping! None

Main course

This is a list of probably not remotely all of chef's dishes. Enjoy - Bork Bork Bork.

Some dishes can accept "any item" or "any food item". "Any item" does mean any item, so you can for example bake something that obviously isn't edible into a pie. Be warned that trying to put a non-food item into a dish that only accepts "a food item" will destroy the non-food item as well as ruining the recipe. Frying anything makes it a food item.

Produced item Recipe Creation method Time & temperature Info Effects
Slice of toast / / / / 6 seconds, low Normal, honey-wheat, pumpkin, and the cornbreads have the same effects when toasted. Warm and Max Health Increased+
Slice of banana toast 6 seconds, low Crunchy and tastes like bananas Warm and Energized
Slice of elvis toast 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. Warm and Energized
Slice of brain toast 6 seconds, low Heated by pure brainpower. Warm and Max Health Increased++
Slice of terror toast 6 seconds, low Cooked the spookiness out of it. Just kidding, it's twice as spooky now. Warm and Healing Over Time (All)
Cheese on toast + 6 seconds, low Warm cheese on warm bread. Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Cheese on elvis toast + 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Bacon on toast + 6 seconds, low Crunchy bacon on warm bread. Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Bacon on elvis toast + 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis Warm, Max Health Increased+, and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Eggs on toast + 2x 6 seconds, low A classic breakfast almost sandwich. Max Health Increased+ and Gross Burps
Eggs on elvis toast + 2x 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis Max Health Increased+ and Gross Burps
Cheese sandwich + + 6 seconds, low Cheesy. Refreshed
Cheese elviswich + + 6 seconds, low Contains 20 units of essence of Elvis. Refreshed
Killed cheese sandwich + + 6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. Energized and Max Health Increased+
Peanut butter sandwich + + 6 seconds, low A little plain. Energized and Refreshed
Peanut butter elviswich + + 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. Energized and Refreshed
Peanut butter and jelly meet breadula + + 6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. Energized and Max Health Increased+
Peanut butter and honey sandwich + + + 6 seconds, low A reminder to hug bees. Energized+
Killer beenut butter sandwich + + + 6 seconds, low Contains 10 units of ectoplasm. Energized and Max Health Increased+
Peanut butter and honey elviswich + + + 6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of essence of Elvis. Energized+ and Refreshed
Monkey sandwich + + 6 seconds, low Monkey remains between two slices of bread. Energized and Refreshed
Monkey elviswich + + 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. Energized and Refreshed
Scare wich project + + 6 seconds, low Get it? Contains 15 units of ectoplasm and 10 units of...blood, ack. Max Health Increased++
Manwich + + 6 seconds, low Cannibalism never tasted so good. Energized+ and Refreshed
Elvismanwich + + 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. Energized+ and Refreshed
Murderwich + + 6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of ectoplasm and 10 units of...blood? Energized+ and Max Health Increased++
Synthmeat sandwich + + 6 seconds, low A foux meatwich. Refreshed
Synthmeat elviswich + + 6 seconds, low Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. Refreshed
Synthmeat steinwich + + 6 seconds, low Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. Max Health Increased++
Egg-salad sandwich + + 6 seconds, low Is it a salad or a sandwich? Night Vision and Max Health Increased++
/ / X sandwich + X + 6 seconds, high Try various fillings (up to six food items) to create the ultimate sandwich! You can even mix two different types of bread for the slices. Effects vary depending on what was added Varies
/ / X club + X + + 6 seconds, high Effects vary depending on what was added Varies
/ / X double-decker sandwich + X + + + 6 seconds, high Effects vary depending on what was added Varies
/ / X dagwood + X + + + + 6 seconds, high Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies
Meatball sub + + + 6 seconds, low Works with any type of bread loaf. Energized+ and Max Health Increased++
Banh mi + + + 5 seconds, low Works only with honeywheat bread Energized+ and Max Health Increased++
Hotdog + 6 seconds, low Hot diggity dog! None
Herbal sausage + N/A You may use any other herb, including cannabis or catnip. Making herbal sausage puts any chemicals that were in the herb into the sausage. None
Hotdog in a bun + / / / / N/A Don't forget your condiment bottles! Healing Over Time (All)
Bananadog + N/A Sweaty and Healing Over Time (All)
Hounddog + N/A Ain't nothing but. Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All)
Braindog + N/A Max Health Increased++ and Healing Over Time (All)
Frankenstein's beef frank + N/A Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog. Healing Over Time (All) and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Herbal sausage in a bun + / / / / N/A Don't forget your condiment bottles! Healing Over Time (All)
Herbal bananadog + N/A Sweaty and Healing Over Time (All)
Herbal hounddog + N/A Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All)
Herbal braindog + N/A Max Health Increased++ and Healing Over Time (All)
Herbal frankenstein's beef frank + N/A Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog. Healing Over Time (All) and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Corndog + / N/A Don't forget your condiment bottles! Sweaty
Hounddog-on-a-stick / + / N/A Contains 15 units of essence of Elvis. Energized+
Banana-corndog + / N/A Sweaty+
Brain-corndog + / N/A Max Health Increased++
Corndog of the damned + / N/A Healing Over Time (All)
Herbdog + / N/A Aside from the name, otherwise not all that different from regular corndogs. Sweaty
Banana-herbdog + / N/A Sweaty+
Brain-herbdog + / N/A Max Health Increased++
Herbdog of the damned + / N/A Healing Over Time (All)
/ 2x Half hotdog / + N/A You get a left and a right half; both are functionally same. None
4x Chunk of hotdog / + N/A Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "chunks". None
/ Hotdog Octopus / + N/A Aww. How cute. Contains a bit of love. Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "octopus". Use the knife on the resulting octopus to carve a little face, making it extra cute and giving it some love, literally. None
Apple on a stick + / N/A It's like an apple, but with a handle. Cold and Refreshed
Candy apple + 5 seconds, low Perfect for a crewmember, or a witch. Energized
Delicious apple on a stick + / N/A Contains 10 units of capulettium. Cold and Refreshed
Delicious candy apple + 5 seconds, low Contains 10 units of capulettium. Energized
Synthorange + N/A Must use synthmeat specifically. Heals twice the amount of regular oranges. Cold and Refreshed
Warm donk pocket + 7 seconds, high Contains 15 units of delicious omnizine goodness. But eat it quick--it'll cool down in seven minutes and you won't get the omnizine. None
Warm donk pocket (cold) 7 seconds, high Most heat sources, e.g. the microwave, lighters, welders, etc., also work. None
Warm honk-pocket + + 7 seconds, high Turns your farts into honks for a short time! But it does something completely different when it's left to cool for a good while... None
Bacon 6 seconds, high Crispy. None
Burger + 6 seconds, high A classic. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Cheeseburger + + 7 Seconds, high A clasic, with cheese. Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Monkey cheeseburger + + 7 Seconds, high Must use monkey meat specifically. Has wacky effects. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Coronator + + + 9 Seconds, high A day's worth of calories, in one burger. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
File:THE MONSTER.png THE MONSTER + + + 9 Seconds, low Crazy-huge burger that will probably make you sick. And by sick, we mean dead. Slowly. Max Health Increased++, Sweaty+, Bad Breath, and Warm
Brainburger + / / / 6 seconds, high Infects whoever eats it with kuru. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
Buttburger + / 6 seconds, high 10% of spawning with a different, punny, butt-related name, such as "buttconator", "ass whooper", or "cleveland steamed ham". Contains fartonium. Sweaty+
Roburger + 6 seconds, high Also works with a light cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with robotic transformation. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Dubious burger + 6 seconds, high It's full of.. something meatlike. Max Health Increased++ and Bad Breath
Fishburger + / / / 7 seconds, high Type of fish used doesn't matter. Energized and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Sloppy Joe + 6 seconds, high Has a chance to drip some meat on the floor. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty
Baconatrix + 6 seconds, high Chock full of bacon. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty
Heartburger + / / 6 seconds, high Works with human, monkey or synthetic hearts. Cyberhearts are also compatible. Contains pure love. Max Health Increased++ and Sweaty+
Coconut burger + 7 seconds, high Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+
Luau burger + + 7 seconds, high Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+
Tiki burger + + + 9 seconds, high Refreshed+ and Max Health Increased+
Chicken sandwich + 7 seconds, high That'll show those chickens. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
Spicy chicken sandwich + + 7 seconds, high Hot! Contains 15 units of capsaicin. Max Health Increased+ and Warm
/ Steak / 9 seconds, low You may use synth-, monkey- or human meat. Max Health Increased+ and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Omelette + + 2x 7 seconds, high Requires fork. Energized and Gross Burps
Deep-space hell omelette + + 2x 7 seconds, high The space bees are not going to like this! Requires fork. Energized and Gross Burps
Fish fingers / / / 9 seconds, low The type of fish used is irrelevant. Don't think about fish with fingers. Healing Over Time (Burn),Healing Over Time (Toxin), and Sweaty
Baked potato 9 seconds, high A heated potato. Sturdy
Mashed potatoes 3x N/A They've been shown who's boss in the kitchen. Requires fork. Max Health Increased+ and Sturdy
Fries 7 seconds, low None
Bacon and eggs 2x + 2x 8 seconds, high Requires fork. Energized+
Plain spaghetti 8 seconds, high Specific name varies. Requires fork. Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Boneless spaghetti 8 seconds, high A spaghetti variant that requires the skeleton when making plain spaghetti. Specific name varies Has 50 units of milk Requires fork. Energized and Sturdy
Spaghetti in sauce + 8 seconds, high Specific name varies. Requires fork. Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Spaghetti in sauce + N/A Specific name varies. Requires fork. Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Spaghetti arrabiata + 8 seconds, high Spicy! Specific name varies. Requires fork. Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Spaghetti arrabiata + N/A Spicy! Specific name varies. Requires fork. Energized, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Spaghetti with meatballs + 8 seconds, high Specific name varies. Requires fork. Energized, Max Health Increased+, Healing Over Time (Brute), and Healing Over Time (Burn)
Swedish meatballs + + 2x 6 seconds, high Bork Bork Bork! Requires fork. None
X pizza + X 6 seconds, high The toppings may consist of any food item. Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies
6x X pizza slices + N/A Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies
Pizza-ghetti / + / N/A Inherits the pasta's silly name. Contains pizza reagent and fleur-de-lys. Sweaty
Spookie + 2 seconds, high Contains 10 units of ectoplasm. Refreshed
Jaffa cake + + 2 seconds, high Refreshed
Sugar moon pie 2x + + + 2 seconds, high Refreshed
Oatmeal moon pie 2x + + + 2 seconds, high Refreshed+
Chocolate moon pie 2x + + + 2 seconds, high Refreshed+
Iron moon pie 2x + + + 2 seconds, high Max Health Increased++
Bacon moon pie 2x + + + 2 seconds, high Sweaty+
Full moon pie 2x + + + 2 seconds, high Contains 10 units of ectoplasm. Refreshed+
Jaffa moon cobbler 2x + 2 seconds, high Refreshed+
Whoopie pie 2x + + 2 seconds, high Requires chocolate-chip cookies specifically. Refreshed+
Nougat bar + 5 seconds, low With all or less of the nougat you could ever or never want. None
Granola bar + 5 seconds, low A honey and oat based snack. Refreshed+
Crumpet 3 Seconds, low. Very British. Healing Over Time (Brute)
/ Bagel 3 Seconds, low. Can create both plain and seed bagels. Sturdy
Donut + 3 Seconds, low. A nice loop of dough. Energized
Biscuit + 4 seconds, low Healing Over Time (Brute)
English Muffin + N/A Delicious. Cut in half with a knife. Warm
Buttered English Muffin + N/A Butter is optional. Energized
Hardtack + 6 seconds, high None
Butter Burger + 6 seconds, high Not healthy at all. Healing Over Time (All) and Sweaty
File:Macguffin.png Sausage MacGuffin 2x + + + 6 seconds, high Unrelated to any corperations. None
Honey Wonks + 5 seconds, low Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl. None
Hetz' Cup + N/A Works with any candy, so long as it has chocolate reagent and isn't another Hetz Cup. None
Waffles + 10 seconds, low High Tek. Energized
Cream pie + 2 seconds, high Really great for throwing at faces. Requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
X cream pie + + X 2 seconds, high Accepts any food item. Requires spoon. Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies
Custard pie + 2 seconds, high Requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
Apple pie + 2 seconds, high Requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
Pumpkin pie + 2 seconds, high Requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
Lemon meringue pie + 2 seconds, high Requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
Key lime pie + 2 seconds, high Requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
Strawberry pie + 2x 2 seconds, high Requires spoon. Cold and Refreshed
Slurry pie + 2 seconds, high The cooking the slurry pod revealed their restorative properties. Contains 15 units of mutadone. Requires spoon. Cold and Bad Breath
Bacon pie + 2 seconds, high Requires spoon. Cold, Max Health Increased++, and Sweaty
Moon pie + / 2 seconds, high Get it? 10% chance of spawning with a silly alternate name such as "fart pie" or "mud pie". Requires spoon. Refreshed and Sweaty+
X pie + + X 2 seconds, high You may add one or two items (food or otherwise). Requires spoon. Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies
Creamy sponge cake + 7 seconds, high Cold and Energized
Chocolate sponge cake + 7 seconds, high Cold and Energized
Meat cake + 7 seconds, high Cold and Energized
Bacon cake + 3x 7 seconds, high An actual food crime. Cold and Energized
Fruit cake + 7 seconds, high A December-month exclusive. Accepts both smoldering messes and physical manifestations of fried foods. Cold and Energized
/ Pancakes + + / + 6 seconds, high Don't forget to add the maple syrup after cooking the pancakes! Energized and Gassy
X cake + X + File:IcingTube.png + + 6 seconds, high Use the mixer to blend the cake batter with the item of your choice, then cook the unfinished batter in the oven. Add icing to finish the product. Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies
10x X cake slices + N/A Effects vary depending on what was added. Varies
/ X rangoon / eggroll + X N/A Combine the wrapper with a food item of your choice, then load it into the deep fryer. Tiny objects make a rangoon, normal-sized items an eggroll. Energized
Fried onion ring N/A Note: All Fried foods get the "Warm" effect as well as their normal effects. Bad Breath and Warm
Onion Chips 2x + + 7 seconds, high Like normal chips, but stinkier. Bad Breath
Popcorn + N/A Heat the cob with a welding tool or other heat source until it pops. Night Vision
Popcorn N/A Popped via the magic of the processor. Night Vision
X-flavoured ice cream N/A The machine offers three basic flavours. Alternatively, you can use a container (beaker, drinking glass, bottle etc.) with reagents of your choice. Cold
Mashed brains / / / N/A Good brain food! Requires fork. Max Health Increased++
Meatloaf 6 seconds, high Requires fork. Max Health Increased++
Taco shell 6 seconds, low Devoid of any and all taco ingredients None
Meat taco + + + N/A Most types of meat can be used, including bacon. Energized and Warm
4x Tortilla chips N/A Crush an empty cooked taco shell to get four of these. Energized
Guacamole N/A Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Refreshed
Mint chutney + + + 7 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Energized and Refreshed
Oatmeal (random flavour) 7 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Healing Over Time (Brute)
Tomato soup 2x 6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Refreshed and [[#Warm|Warm
Gruel 3x N/A Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Sweaty
Chili con queso + 6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Sweaty and Warm
Chili con carne + 6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Fart Thrust and Warm
Chili con flagration + + 2x 6 seconds, high Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Fire Burps and Warm
El Diablo + + + 10 seconds, high Warning: not for the faint of heart! Combine the con carne and flagration along with the rest of the listed ingredients. Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Fire Burps+ and Warm
Cream of mushroom + N/A Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. Cleanse and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
Salad 2x 5 seconds, low Requires fork Energized and Refreshed
Candy cane + 5 seconds, low Festive! Energized
Egg nog 3x + 5 seconds, low Also Festive! N/A
Hard-Boiled Egg 4 seconds, low The loose cannon of foods Night Vision and Healing Over Time (Brute)
Deviled Egg + N/A An unholy egg. Energized
Egg Salad + + 5 seconds, low Energized and Bad Breath
Haggis + + 9 seconds, high Och laddie, don ya ken wha U'm sayin? Works with all other internal organs, namely lungs, stomachs (as per tradition), intestines, pancreases, kidneys, spleens, appendices, and, disturbingly, eyes. Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
Haggass + + 9 seconds, high Makes you quite gassy, Scottish style. Requires a fork. Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
Scotch Eggs + + 3 seconds, high In scotland, Scotch Eggs count as a vegetable. Healing Over Time (Burn) and Healing Over Time (Toxin)
Pickle N/A A reminder of all the pickle jars the crew smashed. None
Bee Kibble + + 10 seconds, high For bee larva only. None
Birthday Cupcake + + + 10 seconds, high For space bees only...or brave humans. None
Refried Beans + 2x 7 seconds, high Requires spoon. Fart Thrust and Gassy
Rice And Beans + 10 seconds, low Requires spoon. Fart Thrust and Gassy
Fried Rice + + + 10 seconds, low Requires spoon. Healing Over Time (Brute) and Healing Over Time (All)
Omurice + + 8 seconds, low Requires spoon. Max Health Increased++ and Warm
Risotto + + + 5 seconds, high Requires spoon. Energized+ and Healing Over Time (All)
/ / Nigiri roll + / / / N/A There are different-colored variations depending on the color of fish fillet you use. Energized+
/ / Nigiri roll + / / / 6 seconds low. Makes a random color nigiri roll, regardless of type of fillet used. Not correct sushi making. Energized+
Onigiri + N/A A simplified version of how it is made in real life too, unlike... Warm
/ Sushi Roll / / / + + 6 seconds low. Use knife to slice. Also incorrect sushi making. Max Health Increased
/ Custom sushi roll + + X N/A Click the rolling mat with seaweed sheet, then sticky rice, and then up to 3 food items of your choosing. Click on the mat with empty hand a couple times to roll up the mat, then click on it again to unroll it and take the sushi roll off. Use a knife to slice it into sushi rolls. Now this is correct sushi making! Effects very depending on what was added. Varies

Stove

Soup! Not only does is it delicious, but it's quite good for you; the soup adds up all the healing amounts and up to 4 of the food buffs of the ingredients used. The more you put in, the more you get out!

  1. Click on the soup pot with an item to insert it as an ingredient. Go nuts!
    • You can use whatever, including things that aren't food, so long as it can go into a backpack.
      • You can't put another soup pot in the pot.
    • There is a limit on the number of things that can go in the pot, dependent on weight; essentially, you can fit in lots of tiny-size items but only a couple normal-size items.
    • The more ingredients you use, the more soup you can serve out. Be generous!
    • You can take ingredients out by click-dragging the pot onto you. This'll take out the most recently added ingredient.
  2. Click on the soup pot with a container of chemicals to pour it in as broth. Any chemicals. Up to 150 units of chemicals.
    • If at any point, you make a mistake and want to start over, you can click-drag the soup pot's sprite onto a floor tile while the pot's in your hand to recover the ingredients and pour the broth out. This also applies the turf effects of the reagents in the broth.
  3. Pick up the soup pot and click on the stove to put the pot on the stove. Use a lit welder, lighter, or similar flame source on the stove to light it. It'll start cooking for a few seconds.
  4. After it's finished, click on the stove to take the pot off.
  5. Click on the pot with a ladle to scoop up some soup, and click on a bowl with a ladle to serve it.

The resulting soup's name will be in the format "[ingredients] soup in [chemicals] broth", with the [chemicals] part displaying the three reagents with the highest volume, and you can Examine the soup pot to get a relative description of the amount of broth in the soup to the maximum volume and a similar one for ingredients. The description gets snarky if there's a lot of ingredients.

Deep Fryer

Every food can be deep-fried, and the same applies to many other objects. In fact, pretty much anything you can think of besides containers and bulky items - experiment!

Shitty Grill

Not-actually-all-that-shitty grill that appears on John's Bus, which can be called at the Space Diner and Mining Outpost for space-based maps and the Sea Diner for ocean-based maps. Grilling is simple: click on the grill to light it up, then wait a while for it to warm up. Once it's ready, click on the grill with an item in your hand to put that item on the grill. Wait a few seconds, then click on the grill again to take it off the grill.

Like the deep fryer, just about everything that can be held in your hand can be grilled, even things that aren't food, and the resulting grilled item is edible and counts as a food item for recipes that can accept food items, but not non-foods, as a custom ingredient. Moreover, there are different grill states depending on how long the item was on the grill, and if you get the timing right, the newly grilled item can have omnizine or even enriched MSG in it. However, the time frame for a perfect grill is short and unforgiving, and it's quite easy to just burn it into a char.

Grilling in John Bill's presence will elicit helpful and/or amusing comments from him. Supposedly, there's also a super-powered version with many different functionalities in some forsaken lab somewhere. Also, you probably shouldn't leave it on and unattended without anything grilling.

Microwave

Though rarely (if ever) used for anything, the microwave still has its place in the bar. Most people are aware of warm donk pockets, but there are also several other legacy recipes which might be of use to a barman or hungry assistants - a second unit can be found in crew quarters, and more may be deployed with the help of a mechanic.

Produced item Recipe Info
Donut +
Popcorn
Waffles 2x + 2x
Custard pie 2x + Peel the banana first! Requires spoon.
Burger + Possible types of meat: synth, monkey, human.
Brainburger + Only a monkey or human brain will work, not synthbrains! Infects whoever eats it with kuru.
Buttburger + Doesn't work with synth- or cyberbutts.
Roburger + Recipe is limited to the standard cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with robotic transformation.
Heartburger + Works with human and monkey hearts. Synthetic or cyberhearts are not compatible.
Meatball + Valid combination: 1x monkey + 1x human.
Warm donk pocket +
Warm donk pocket (cold) A box of them can be found in the kitchen refrigerator. Once heated, they will stay warm for about seven minutes.

In case of an invalid or unrecognized recipe, the microwave is less forgiving than its successor. However, it's not the end of the world and both failure states can be addressed rather easily.

The microwave gets covered in muck! - Get some space cleaner. Ask the janitor or simply steal one of his spray bottles.

The microwave breaks! - Use a screwdriver on the unit, then a wrench.

Just like real life, putting an egg in a microwave by itself is a Bad Idea.

Prison Loaf Processor

Certain customers may not even be able to visit the bar and enjoy your culinary delicacies. Fortunately, there is still a convenient way to deliver food to the inmates: the Lay-Z Chef Prison Food Chute. Many items (food or otherwise) are suitable components for the processor, which sends the fresh loaf directly to the brig. While you have limited control over the taste or appearance of said loaf, there is actually more to it than meets the eye. It might be worthwhile to experiment with the amount and composition of the ingredients!

If a loaf is simply too much to eat, using a welder on the processor toggles it into nugget mode! Freshly made nuggets of food will be extruded and portioned out to the prisoners, perfect for some fast grub.

Icon Level Name Comments Notes
1 Prison loaf A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible.
2 Dense prison loaf The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today.
3 Extra-dense prison loaf Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else.
4 Super-compressed prison loaf Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god.
5 Fissile loaf There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat. Throw it and watch what happens.
6 Fusion loaf Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within?
7 Neutron loaf Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons.
8 Quark loaf This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy. You can bash through reinforced walls with this.
9 Degenerate loaf You should probably call a physicist.
10 Strangelet loaf You should probably call a priest. Flies around at random, destroying whatever it hits and heavily damaging players it bashes into.
11 Einstein-rosen loaf A hypothetical feature of loaf-spacetime. It could in theory be used to open a bridge between one point in space-time to another point in loaf-spacetime, if one had the machine required ... Can be used to make a material that causes whatever it's made out of to float.

Animal Slaughter

Knives can be used on dead critters to slaughter their bodies. This will in most cases instantly produce several pieces of meat bearing the creature's name, which you can use for cooking.

Monkeys are a mob, so they require you to either put them on a meatspike, or shove them in the gibber.

Food Effects

Consuming certain foods can grant you certain boosts to things like stamina regeneration and maximum health. Generally, the more complex or resource intensive the cooking process, the better the buffs the food provides, and the closer it's cooked to the optimal heat level and time, the longer the buffs last; you'll know you've gotten it right if you get a message like That tasted amazing! when eating it. Having THC in your system doubles the duration of the food buffs further.

Buff Explanation
Energized Adds +18 max stamina.
Energized+ Adds +22 max stamina.
Refreshed Adds +2.2 stamina regeneration.
Refreshed+ Adds +5 stamina regeneration.
Warm If you're below base body temperature (37 degrees C), raises your body temperature by 6 degrees Celsius every few seconds.
Cold If you're above base body temperature (37 degrees C), lowers your body temperature by 0.8 degrees Celsius every few seconds.
Cleanse Adds +80% Disease Resistance
Healing Over Time Heals varying amounts of the damage type listed every 5 seconds. Has variations that fix Burn, Brute, Tox, and all three.
Damage Over Time Deals varying amounts of the damage type listed every 5 seconds. Has variations that deal Burn, Brute, Tox, and all three.
Sweaty Small chance to sweat a fluid puddle of water beneath you. Gross. Unaffected by clothing worn.
Sweaty+ Like regular Sweaty, but with a higher chance of creating a puddle.
Max Health Increased Adds +10 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition.
Max Health Increased+ Adds +20 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition.
Max Health Increased++ Adds +40 maximum HP. Can take you out of critical condition and is enough to let you take two cyalume saber hits.
Gross Burps Your burps sound extra-grody.
Night Vision Lets you see better in darkness much like the Cat Eyes trait.
Sturdy Halves the chance for your limbs to be blown off by an explosion. Stacks with the Adamantium Skeleton trait.
Gassy Your *farts sound...interesting.
Fart Thrust *Farting lets you navigate through Space and pushes you forward on the Seafloor. Remember you can still use IJKL to orient your character.
Rad Wick Increases your radiation resistance.
Fire Burps When you *burp, you unleash a column of flame tiles up to 4 tiles in front of you, drastically shortening the buff.
Fire Burps+ Like regular Fire Burps, but the flames go up to 6 tiles instead of 4 and have a higher temperature.
Bad Breath Your breath is rancid and anyone near you can smell it. Mostly just flavour text.

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