Medals

Just like many other games, Goonstation has Medals. They function much like achievements/medals systems in other games in that they're basically Goonstation's way of rewarding you for exploring content and recognizing the progress you've made in SS13. Most of the time, it's just a nice little green notification to everyone on the server, but some medals will reward you (purely cosmetic) skins!

How to Check Which Medals You've Earned

To check out which medals you've earned and when you earned, login into this page here and scroll down. You can also enter the Medals command in-game to quickly see which medals you have.

How to Redeem Medal Rewards

You can see what medal rewards you can get and redeem them by using the Claim Reward verb in the Commands tab or typing it out in the command bar. Note, you must be in-game for it to properly work; if a round hasn't started yet or you haven't joined the round, you'll just get a blank list!

Secret Content Policy on Medals

Are medals secret? The answer is more complicated than you think:

• The existence/names of medals is not secret, in the same way the existence of secret chems is not secret. That means you can mention there's, say, the Fish medal without having to preface it as spoilers or refer to it as "that medal with the welcome mat icon".
• The rewards for medals are not secret. It's fine to mention, for example, that Fish allows you to make a backpack into a satchel skin.
• The method of earning for certain medals is secret. Whether it falls under this umbrella depends on the medal, but generally if the medal's related to secret content, e.g. the Adventure Zone, the way you earn it is secret as well. If you're not sure if it's alright to divulge how to acquire a certain medal, don't be afraid to ask an admin!

Don't forget the spirit of the secret content rules: respect those who don't want spoilers. Some people like the process of discovering how to earn medals; try not to take their joy away from them. You can reveal secret content if a) the person explicitly consents (and silence is not consent) and b) you do it over private channels, e.g. Discord PM.

List of Medals

Non-Secret Medals

Medal Name	Icon	How It's Earned	Reward
1.21 Jiggawatts		Complete the Chief Engineer objective of earning 1 Million credits from the PTL. Great Scott!	None
40K		Complete the Miner objective of fabricating 3 industrial armor suits by the end of the round.	None
Better to burn out, than fade away.		Complete the Scientist objective and Research Director objective of escaping on the emergency shuttle while on fire with the chemical Silver Sulfadiazine in your system.	None
Bill Mason		Complete the Botanist objective of having three mutated plants alive at the end of the round.	None
Block Stacker		Score 30,000 points on Robustris Pro.	Reward is a robustris-themed AI skin.
Bury the Dead		Complete the Chaplain objective of having zero corpses on station at the end of the round.	None
Contributor		Contribute to Goonstation by coding, creating sprites, making content, or adding to the wiki. This medal can only be specifically given to people by admins. <3	Reward is access to the contributor rewards which include the ability to set you skin tone to any color and a very goofy scream you can pick.
Cream of the Crop		As a Wrestler complete all of your objectives.	None
Dangerous Game		As a hunter collect enough a high enough value of skulls to complete your objective.	None
Dead or alive, you're coming with me		Complete a the Security Officer objective and Head of Security objective of having an antagonist in handcuffs on the escape shuttle at the end of the round.	Reward is an relic skin for security jumpsuits based on the security jumpsuits from the olden days.
Dracula Jr.		As a Vampire accumulate enough blood to complete your objective.	Reward is a unique skin for many suit slot items that is definitely not a reference to any anime vampires.
Fish		Late join into an ongoing round for the first time.	Reward is a satchel skin for the backpack. NOTE: is compatible with the medical backpack, NT backpack, and all captain's backpack variants.
Fun Times		Participate in one of the monthly-ish contests on the forums.	Reward is an ability to transform into a possessed participation ribbon when you're a ghost, allowing you to click on someone to stick yourself onto them to show them your appreciation.
Glass Ceiling		Complete the Staff Assistant objective of having a non-assistant ID assigned to you at the end of the round. This ranges from easy to impossible depending on the presence of the Head of Personnel.	None
Guardin' Gnome		Complete the Staff Assistant objective of ensuring Gnome Chompski is on the emergency shuttle OR escape on the emergency shuttle as any role with Gnome Chompski in your inventory. Gnome Chompski can be found in hidden locations on several maps. Be careful not to lose sight of him! He teleports when he is out of sight.	None
honk HONK mother FU-		Complete the Staff Assistant objective of wearing at least one piece of Clown clothing at the end of the round.	None
I don't give a shit		Complete the Staff Assistant objective of having your butt by any means at the end of the round. A safe bet for having your butt removed is usually visiting Robotics though they may want it for reasons.	None
I helped!		End a round as a Security Assistant.	None
It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth		Complete the Medical Doctor objective and Medical Director objective of having the Medical Objects#Cryogenic Healing Pod on and under 225K at the end of the round.	None
It's not 'Door to Heaven'		Complete the Mechanic Objective of having at least two functional command teleporters	Reward is a unique pilot suit skin for jumpsuits.
Life, uh... finds a way		Complete the Geneticist objective and Medical Director objective of having at least 5 people scanned in the Clone Console. Cloning people does remove them from the list of people scanned, so it would be in good practice to scan anyone that is cloned.	None
Manhattan Project		Successfully destroy the station with a nuclear detonation as a Nuclear Operative	None
Man with a Scan		Complete the Mechanic Objective of having 10 or more objects scanned in the ruckingeur kit.	None
Meth is a hell of a drug		Complete the Scientist objective and Research Director objective of ending the round with methamphetamine in your system.	Reward is a special lab coat skin with purple stripes.
MISSION COMPLETE		As an Antagonist complete your objectives.	None
Monkey Duty		Complete a the Security Officer objective and Head of Security objective of keeping Monsieur Stirstir, the monkey in the Brig wearing the orange jumpsuit and beret, and making sure they come to no harm. This is quite difficult to do as monkeys tend to use tables to filp into walls and other objects. It would be best to check on StirStir regularly and make sure they aren't hurt nor have been taken or murdered by a Traitor.	Reward is a special beret skin that can be a variety of colors which you can to turn your hats into.
Neither fashionable noir stylish		Complete the Detective objective of wearing your coat, hat, and uniform at the end of the round.	Reward is the inspector skin for the jumpsuits and coats.
Noah's Shuttle		Have 6 station pets on the shuttle when it arrives at Central Command. Station pets include pretty much every Critter (i.e. no monkeys) that has a name, e.g. Heisenbee, Sylvester, Jones the Cat, "jons the catte", the Pool space seals--basically, if the end of round stats mentions they escaped on the shuttle at the end, it counts towards this medal.	None
Party Hard		Die next to a tube of (deployed) neon lining or with a glowstick (any kind) in your inventory while drunk. Any level of drunkenness is fine.	None
Patchwork		Complete the Medical Doctor objective and Medical Director objective of having used ten or more medical patches on injured people in a single round. A person is only counted as injured if their health is below 90%. You can also apply these ten patches to yourself.	Reward is a unique skin for a lab coat that has red medical doctor markings.
Primordial		Complete the Staff Assistant objective of escaping on the escape shuttle as a monkey. This can easily be achieved by going to Genetics and requesting they turn you into a one.	None
Primum non nocere		Complete the Medical Doctor objective and Medical Director objective of not preforming a single violent act the entire round. This means that you cannot punch, use a weapon, or shoot anyone even if it is in self defense. You can still disarm and grab people without breaking your oath.	Reward is a unique floral skin for medical scrubs. You must be wearing scrubs in order to claim this medal.
Progenitor		Complete the Roboticist Doctor objective and Medical Director objective of having at least three living Cyborgs at the end of the round.	None
Puerile humour		Complete the Roboticist objective and Medical Director objective of having at least five buttbots on station at the end of the round. Getting you hands on butts should be easy considering that some Staff Assistants will sometimes come to you for this.	None
Reefer Madness		Complete the Botanist objective of having no Cannabis plants, seeds, or products inside botany at the end of the round. This does in fact have the obvious loop hole that you can simply grow and store your cannabis elsewhere on station or just move it all at the end of the round.	None
Shit for brains		Complete the Staff Assistant objective of having your own butt on your head when you escape on the shuttle. A safe bet for having your butt removed is usually visiting Robotics though they may want it for reasons.	None
Silent Running		Complete the Roboticist objective and Medical Director objective of having at least five Medibots on station at the end of the round. This does include the Medibot named "Head Surgeon" that sometimes can be seen in Medbay.	None
Slow Burn		Complete the Chief Engineer objective of having all furnaces on station running. Furnaces can be found in Engineering and sometimes the Sauna depending on the map.	None
Smooth Operator		Complete the Medical Doctor objective and Medical Director objective of being completely unharmed when the escape shuttle leaves for Central Command.	None
Spotless		Complete the one of the Janitor objectives of keeping the Bar, Brig, or Medbay completely clean with no blood, gibs, oil, or other messes staining the floor at the end of the round.	Reward is a special red skin for the bucket. You must be holding a bucket in you hand to claim this medal.
Suitable? How about the Oubliette?!		Complete the Head of Security Objective of having an Antagonist of any type in the brig and handcuffed at the end of the round. Dead or alive. This is generally poor practice against most antagonists but is encouraged on Head Revolutionaries as this counts them as "dead" even if they are alive.	None
Tax Haven		Complete the Quartermaster objective of accumulating a budget of 50K credits. This ranges from easy to difficult depending of how savvy you and your fellow QMs are with purchases and exports, how often you need to make purchases, and randomly stumbling upon high value items such as starstone or stamped gold bullion	None
The mail always goes through		Complete the Staff Assistant objective of escaping on the shuttle alive while wearing any piece of mailman's attire. This can be gotten by either bugging a Mailman for their clothes or finding it elsewhere.	None
This object menaces with spikes of...		Make a custom mining tool with a Mining Power of at least 600. Doesn't matter which type of tool or materials used, just get it high as you can!	None
The Syndicate Connection		Complete the Traitor objective of rescuing Monsieur StirStir, the monkey wearing an orange beret and orange prisoner jumpsuit, from the brig and making sure they escape alive on the shuttle. This objective is complicated by the fact other traitors could have a conflicting objective.	None
Too Cool		Win one of the monthly contests that occur on the forums.	Reward is an "emote" of a "shelterbee", which, when used, pulls up a picture of the shelterbee that appears above your head and disappears shortly after. This medal also lets you type :shelterbee: in OOC to show that same bee.
Vehicular Manslaughter		Drive a Space Pod/minisub/car into someone and do enough damage that they enter critical condition, which is when they hit below 0 health and start dying. While "manslaughter" means the victim died (accidentally), the victim does not actually have to die for this to be earned.	None

Secret Medals

Medal Name	Icon	Description	Reward
100M dash		Time for beer.	None
421		None	None
:10bux:		Entrusted with the secret.	None
A Holly Jolly Spacemas		Spent your Spacemas being beaten to death with toolboxes.	None
Adjutant Online		Good morning, Captain.	None
Banned		Heinous Villainy.	None
Bear Hug		None	None
Black and Blue		Charred on the outside, well done on the inside.	None
Bombini is Missing!		None	Reward makes you vomit out a friendly Space Bee after a delay.
Brown Pants		Show no fear in the face of battle.	Reward is an entire recoloring of all captain's attire that you are wearing to a new fancy Red color. Can be claimed multiple times in the same round so you can make all your gear into the fancy red version.
Button Pusher		Seriously?	None
Captain's Log		None	None
Chevalier du Sorbet		Deliver the Magma King his Just Desserts	Reward is the Chapter I checkpoint.
Damned		None	None
DUI		None	None
Expendable		The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.	None
Fell down the stais		Only the ghosts know the truth now.	None
Format Complete		AI, what are your current laws?	None
For Your Ohm Good		None	None
Go away! 'Batin!		Frito Pendejo, public defender.	None
Goo Gone		It's Good for the Gander	Reward is a cute set of pajamas consisting of a hat and sleepwear that you can claim.
Gore Fest		Juicy. And crunchy.	None
Guerrier Du Gelato		Complete Chapter II	Reward is the Chapter II checkpoint.
Helios		Just havin' a good time, chillin' out.	Reward is golden gun skins for the Detective's Revolver, the Riot Shotgun, the AK-744, the Old Hunting Rifle, the Tranquilizer rifle, the Clock 188, and Clock 180.
He's dead, Jim		Bones.	None
High Five!		None	None
HIGH VOLTAGE		Caution, risk of electric shock.	None
HUMANOID MUST NOT ESCAPE		M.I.A.	Reward is a malfunctioning AI skin. NOTE: This does not actually make you malfunction, it is just for flavor.
Icarus		Flew too close!	This medal has not one but two rewards! One lets you recolor any captain's attire that you are wearing to a new fancy blue color. Can be claimed multiple times in the same round so you can make all your gear into the fancy blue version. The other one lets you change your appearance to look like the mysterious Automaton when playing a Cyborg.
Identity Theft		Good thing these are not laminated.	None
I just cleaned that!		Slip 'n slide.	None
Illuminated		Old-school chemist's club.	Reward is an alternate skin for the labcoat that is not a reference to an anime.
Is it really that time again?		Gordon would approve.	None
It'sa me, Mario		None	None
IT'S A TRAP		BANG, bang!	None
It's just a flesh wound!		None	None
It's not easy being green		Your muscles hurt.	None
Jimi Heselden		R.I.P. Segway dude.	None
Law 1: Don't be an asshat		Asimov's laws were always a little behind.	None
Leave no man behind!		The ultimate sacrifice.	Reward is a unique gas mask skin that is normally seen on something sinister.
Lock Block		Made friends with a welder.	None
Master of Unlocking		Performed the steps required to unlock the Good Ending from the solarium riddle.	None
Mostly Armless		None	None
My Bologna Has A First Name		And it's O-NO HELP GET IT OFF GET IT OFF AAA	None
Nero		Watching the world burn.	None
Newton's Crew		Stare into the sun.	Reward is a unique pod paint job kit. It can be applied to the pod by simply clicking on the pod.
Oh, Doctor!		Just the spot.	None
Ol' buddy ol' pal		I really admire how you stack the odds against yourself! Yeah, make things challenging!	Reward is a Golden PR-4 Guardbuddy skin. You can only claim this reward while holding the frame in your hands.
Old Enemy		Tensions between Nanotrasen and the Syndicate are reaching a boiling point.	None
One Armed Bandit		None	None
Original Sin		Take a bite	Reward is a cleansing of all sin.
OW! MY BALLS!		Some places just can't take the pain.	None
Peeping Tom		I spy with my little eye.	None
Quit Cloning Around		Diminishing reruns.	None
Red Hood		None	None
Remember to Wash Behind the Antennae		None	None
Rookie Thief"		Bzzt.	None
Sheesh!		None	None
Shut Up and Jam		The year is 2041.	None
Shit Fest		None	None
Spaceship of Theseus		Despite all that, you're still in the same boat.	None
Space Ham		Porky.	None
Spamhaus		Hi	None
Survivor		Time for counseling?	None
Suspicious Character		Just who was that man, with the plan?	None
That's no moon, that's a GOURMAND!		None	None
That tasted funny		None	None
The Force is strong with this one		*fwissshhhhhh*	None
Through the fire and flames		None	None
Tinkerer		None	None
Tipsy		None	None
Too Fast Too Furious		None	None
Wrath of the Father		None	None

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