Jobs

These are all the jobs you can fuck up choose.

Civilian Jobs

These are jobs that contribute to the crew's overall performance and efficiency, sometimes.

Civilian Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Staff Assistant	Fight everyone, ruin everything.	Easy	Maintenance
	Chef	Shout indecipherable gibberish at Botany. Deep-fry all your ingredients. Make impossibly dense loaves and sandwiches.	Easy	Kitchen
	Chaplain	Fart on your bible, steal corpses for funerals. Never be around when you are actually needed.	Easy	Chapel
	Barman	Get drunk, shoot your new gun at your bar patrons. Get subsequently looted by a mob.	Easy	Bar
	Botanist	Chainsaw those who enter your fortress, smoke weed erreyday. Ignore everybody, but especially the Chef.	Easy to Medium	Hydroponics Maintenance
	Janitor	Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff everything into your trash cart.	Easy to Hard	Janitor's Closet, Medbay, Morgue, Maintenance

Maintenance Jobs

These jobs are charged with station upkeep and engineering support.

Maintenance Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Mechanic	Ask nicely to scan a pair of Thermals, then run off with them. Suffocate while building a pod.	Medium	Electronics, Maintenance, Hack into everything
	Engineer	Use up all the plasma immediately, die in an explosion. Refuse to fix anything.	Easy to Medium	Engineering, Maintenance
	Miner	Completely ignore the mineral magnet, fuck off into space. Run out of air.	Easy to Medium	Mining, Mining Outpost, Maintenance
	Quartermaster	Buy bees and booze, except when people ask you to. Order "harmless minerals", explode violently.	Medium	Cargo Bay, Maintenance

Research Jobs

These jobs are charged with researching new, exciting technologies and breakthroughs as well as providing medical treatment.

Research Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Medical Doctor	Never heal anyone, whine when people take Medkits. Break into Chemistry.	Medium	Medbay, Maintenance
	Geneticist	Ask for volunteers, mutate them into epileptic Elvis. Never clone anyone, get bombed.	Hard	Genetics, Maintenance, Medbay
	Roboticist	Steal all the butts. Cry because nobody wants to be a cyborg. Give a botanist chainsaw arms.	Medium	Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance
	Scientist	Ignore the Artifact Lab, "accidentally" throw nerve agents on people. Start a Telescience expedition, drain all the power.	Hard	Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Pathology, Teleporter Lab

Personnel Jobs

These jobs are the administration of the station. They manage the station and ensure everyone is safe and productive.

Personnel Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Security Officer	Beat the utter shit out of the Janitor. Ticket the staff for not giving you money. Stun yourself repeatedly.	Soul Crushing	Maintenance, Security, Brig, Medbay, Morgue, Research Corridors
	Detective	Have your vital gear stolen by the Captain. Shoot at the Captain. Turn up dead and naked 20 minutes later.	Easy to Hard	Maintenance, Detective's Office, Brig, Medbay, Morgue, Research Corridors
	Chief Engineer	Realize you have no clue how to start the engine, die in a fire. Get cloned, and die in an airless hallway your underlings refuse to fix.	Medium	Engineering, Electronics, Cargo Bay, Bridge, Mining, Mining Outpost, EVA, Maintenance
	Medical Director	Get less respect than a cardboard box. Shoot the Research Director with your new gun for 'trespassing'. Get arrested by the Guardbuddies.	Medium	Medbay, Genetics, Robotics, Bridge, Maintenance
	Research Director	Sell "medicinal" drugs for cash. Irritate the Medical Director constantly, make the Guardbuddies arrest everyone.	Medium to Hard	Medbay, Research, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Pathology, Teleporter, Bridge, Hydroponics, Maintenance
	Head of Security	Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. Get your precious hat stolen by an assistant	Harder than Hard	Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory
	Head of Personnel	Leave your ID in the computer. Disappear immediately and forever.	Medium to Hard	Everything, because lets face it, every HoP is going to give themselves Captain-level access
	Captain	Shoot your cat, reprogram the AI into a dog. Throw the authentication disk at the Syndicates.	Nightmarish	Everything - Head of Security's Office, Armory

Antagonist Roles

These are the enemies of the station. They commit murder and outrageous acts of violence against the crew.

Antagonist Roles
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Traitor	Buy a glowy sword. Hit yourself with the glowy sword. Ruin even more things than an assistant.	Medium to Hard	Depends on job
	Vampire	Stand in the Chapel. Bluhh!!	Easy to Hard	Depends on job
	Werewolf	Run around with a top hat. Howl at the ice moon.	Hard	Pry open doors
	Predator	Hunt the crew for trophies. Die within 10 minutes.	Hard	Pry open doors
	Nuclear Operative	Speak over the radio two minutes in. Get shot by your own team.	Hard	Maintenance
	Wizard	Run around trying to kill everyone, get electrocuted by the AI. Whine, respawn, repeat.	Easy to Hard	Walk through walls
	Changeling	Dispense free drugs, beg not to be murdered. Go on a rampage in fancy dress.	Hard	Depends on job
	Spy	Lose your PDA, implant braindead people. Remind everyone why they got rid of Rev.	Hard	Depends on job
	Gang leader	Spawn your closet outside Sec. Get beat with a mop for spraypainting the AI.	Nightmarish	Depends on job
	Gangster	Join the gang with the coolest hats. Brutally murder other bustas.	Hard	Depends on job

Special Roles

Special roles for players.

Special Roles
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
64px	AI	Get bored. Open doors. Turn the airbridges off.	Psychologically devastating	Everything
	Cyborg	Ignore the AI, play dress-up. Write "fart" in tiles at escape, run out of power.	Hard	Everything
	Monkey	Become the chef's assistant. Get put on the spike for sandwich pizza pie.	Nightmarish	Depends, walk under tables
	Cluwne	HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!!	KILL ME PLEASE IT HURTS TO LIVE HONK HONK!!!	Removed
	Ghost	Rotate chairs, whine in deadchat, rave about omnighosts.	Spooky	Irrelevant
	Zombie	Moan for brains over the radio. Get beaten by a mob.	Apocalyptic	Depends on job
	Macho Man	Wrestle everybody and everything.	GUARANTEED VICTORY!	Kick open doors

Job of the Day

Every day, one of these jobs will be available.

Job of the Day
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Tourist	Run around taking photos of the floor, space yourself in minutes.	Easy	None
	Vice Officer	Raid Botany, smoke their weed. Raid the Kitchen, eat their burgers.	Medium	Maintenance, Security, Brig, Hydroponics, Kitchen, Bar
	Clown	Trip on your own shoes, fall out an airlock. Regret your existence immediately.	Genuinely Worse Than Death	None
	Lawyer	Have your suitcase stolen, represent the thief in court.	Easy	Maintenance, Security, Brig
	Barber	Give a bald man an afro with barber magic. Dye it pink.	Easy	Maintenance
	Boxer	Punch the Captain in the face. Get murdered by the Captain.	Easy	Maintenance
	Mailman	Go postal. Suffocate while trying to get to your office.	Easy	Maintenance

Discontinued Jobs

Jobs that are no longer available to players.

Discontinued Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Elite Security	Export police brutality to space, shoot the people you are meant to save.	Hard	Everything
	Head Surgeon	Turn into a cardboard box. Inject people with poison.	Medium to Hard	Bridge, Medbay, Genetics, Robotics, Morgue, Maintenance
	Chemist	Set Chemistry on fire. Set Toxins on fire. Set Medbay on fire. Set yourself on fire.	Easy to Hard	Chemistry, Research Corridors
	Atmospheric Technician	Pretend you're trying to help, "accidentally" fill Security with plasma. Lag the server to hell and back.	Medium	Atmospherics, Maintenance
	Technical Assistant	Raid Engineering for insulated gloves. Get in the way of the actual Engineers.	Easy	Tech Storage, Maintenance
	Medical Assistant	Assist Medbay by stealing the medical supplies. Loot the corpses in Genetics.	Easy	Medbay, Maintenance