Jobs
Revision as of 06:59, 9 November 2014 by Convair880 (talk | contribs) (An actual description is more useful here, as gimmick jobs don't have a separate entry anywhere.)
These are all the jobs you can fuck up choose.
Civilian Jobs
These are jobs that contribute to the crew's overall performance and efficiency, sometimes.
Civilian Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access
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Staff Assistant | Fight everyone, ruin everything. | Easy | Maintenance | |
Chef | Shout indecipherable gibberish at Botany. Deep-fry all your ingredients. | Easy | Kitchen | |
Chaplain | Steal corpses for funerals, fart on your bible. Never be around when you are actually needed. | Easy | Chapel | |
Barman | Get drunk, shoot your sweet gun at your bar patrons. Get subsequently looted by a mob. | Easy | Bar | |
Botanist | Completely ignore the chef's requests, mail every department weed. Click your best plant with a chainsaw. | Easy to Medium | Hydroponics Maintenance | |
Janitor | Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff everything into your trash cart. | Easy to Hard | Janitor's Closet, Medbay, Morgue, Maintenance | |
Clown | Trip on your own shoes, regret your existence immediately. Save the station when nobody expects it. | H o n k | Maintenance |
Maintenance Jobs
These jobs are charged with station upkeep and engineering support.
Maintenance Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
Mechanic | Ask nicely to scan a pair of Thermals, then run off with them. Suffocate while building a pod. | Medium | Electronics, Maintenance, Hack into everything | |
Engineer | Use up all the plasma immediately, die in an explosion. Assault people who take insulated gloves. | Easy to Medium | Engineering, Maintenance | |
Miner | Completely ignore the mineral magnet, fuck off into space. Run out of air. | Easy to Medium | Mining, Mining Outpost, Maintenance | |
Quartermaster | Buy bees and booze, except when people ask you to. Order "harmless minerals", explode violently. | Medium | Cargo Bay, Maintenance |
Research Jobs
These jobs are charged with researching new, exciting technologies and breakthroughs as well as providing medical treatment.
Research Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
Medical Doctor | Never heal anyone, whine when people take Medkits. Break into Chemistry. | Medium | Medbay, Pathology, Maintenance | |
Geneticist | Make volunteers Swedish Elvis. Refuse to clone anyone, wonder why all the chairs are spinning. | Hard | Genetics, Maintenance, Medbay | |
Roboticist | Steal all the butts. Demand skulls for the skull throne. Give a botanist chainsaw arms. | Medium | Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance | |
Scientist | Ignore the Artifact Lab, synthesize nerve agents without a mask. Steal the AI with Telescience. | Hard | Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Teleporter Lab |
Personnel Jobs
These jobs are the administration of the station. They manage the station and ensure everyone is safe and productive.
Personnel Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
Security Officer | Beat the utter shit out of the Clown. Stun yourself repeatedly. | Soul Crushing | Maintenance, Security, Brig, Medbay, Morgue, Research Corridors | |
Detective | Have your vital gear stolen by the Captain. Shoot at the Captain. Turn up dead and naked 20 minutes later. | Easy to Hard | Maintenance, Detective's Office, Brig, Medbay, Morgue, Research Corridors | |
Chief Engineer | Realize you have no clue how to start the engine, die in a fire. Suffocate in areas you refuse to repair. | Medium | Engineering, Electronics, Cargo Bay, Bridge, Mining, Mining Outpost, EVA, Maintenance | |
Medical Director | Get less respect than a cardboard box. Anesthetize patients with your gun. | Medium | Medbay, Genetics, Robotics, Pathology, Bridge, EVA, Maintenance | |
Research Director | Sell "medicinal" drugs for cash. Make the Guardbuddies arrest everyone. Explode into spiders. | Medium to Hard | Research, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Teleporter, Bridge, EVA, Maintenance | |
Head of Security | Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. Stomp your hat. | Harder than Hard | Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory | |
Head of Personnel | Leave your ID in the computer. Disappear immediately and forever. | Medium to Hard | Everything, because lets face it, every HoP is going to give themselves Captain-level access | |
Captain | Shoot your cat, reprogram the AI and become Double Captain. Throw the authentication disk at the Syndicates. | Nightmarish | Everything - Head of Security's Office, Armory |
Antagonist Roles
These are the enemies of the station. They commit murder and outrageous acts of violence against the crew.
Antagonist Roles | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
Traitor | Buy a glowy sword. Hit yourself with the glowy sword. | Medium to Hard | Depends on job | |
Vampire | Stand in the Chapel. Bluhh!! | Easy to Hard | Depends on job | |
Werewolf | Run around with a top hat. Howl at the ice moon. | Hard | Pry doors open | |
Predator | Hunt the crew for trophies. Die within 10 minutes. | Hard | Pry doors open | |
Nuclear Operative | Speak over the radio two minutes in. Get shot by your own team. | Hard | Maintenance | |
Wizard | Run around trying to kill everyone, get electrocuted by the AI. Whine, respawn, repeat. | Easy to Hard | Walk through walls | |
Changeling | "Helpfully" dispose of "spare" Genetics corpses. Go loud, get shoved in the reclaimer while on fire. | Easy to Hard | Depends on job | |
Spy | Lose your PDA, implant braindead people. Remind everyone why they got rid of Rev. | Hard | Depends on job | |
Gang leader | Spawn your closet outside Security. Get beat with a mop for spraypainting the AI. | Nightmarish | Depends on job | |
Gangster | Join the gang with the coolest hats. Brutally murder other bustas. | Hard | Depends on job |
Special Roles
Special roles for players.
Special Roles | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
64px | AI | Get bored. Open doors. Turn the airbridges off. | Psychologically devastating | Everything |
Cyborg | Ignore the AI, play dress-up. Write "fart" in tiles at escape, run out of power. | Hard | Everything | |
Monkey | Become the chef's assistant. Get put on the spike for sandwich pizza pie. | Nightmarish | Depends, walk under tables | |
Cluwne | HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!! | KILL ME PLEASE IT HURTS TO LIVE HONK HONK!!! | Removed | |
Ghost | Whine in deadchat. Desperately try to make Robotics and Genetics remember your corpse. | Spooky | Irrelevant | |
Zombie | Moan for brains over the radio. Get beaten by a mob. | Apocalyptic | Depends on job | |
Macho Man | MACHO MADNESS, SKYYYY'S THE LIMIT | GUARANTEED VICTORY | Kick doors open |
Job of the Day
Every day, one of these jobs will be available.
Job of the Day | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
Tourist | Run around taking photos of the floor. Space yourself in minutes. | Easy | None | |
Vice Officer | Raid Botany, smoke their weed. Raid the Kitchen, eat their burgers. | Medium | Maintenance, Security, Brig, Hydroponics, Kitchen, Bar | |
Lawyer | Have your suitcase stolen, represent the thief in court. | Easy | Maintenance, Security, Brig | |
Atmospheric Technician | Gas the crew. Wonder why you don't have access to Engineering. | Easy | EVA, Maintenance | |
Barber | Give a bald man an afro with barber magic. Dye it pink. | Easy | Maintenance | |
Boxer | Punch the Captain in the face. Turn up naked in the Brig. | Easy | Maintenance | |
Mailman | Go postal. Suffocate while trying to get to your office. | Easy | Maintenance | |
64px | Gimmick Job | In addition, a variety of gimmick jobs are available at random. They include such important positions as CEO, Test Subject, Hollywood Actor, Engineers Union Rep and others. | Depends, mostly easy | Depends on job |
Discontinued Jobs
Jobs that are no longer available to players.
Discontinued Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
Elite Security | Export police brutality to space, shoot the people you are meant to save. | Hard | Everything | |
Head Surgeon | Turn into a cardboard box. Inject people with poison. | Medium to Hard | Bridge, Medbay, Genetics, Robotics, Morgue, Maintenance | |
Chemist | Break into sensitive areas with thermite. Incur the wrath of the station. | Easy to Hard | Chemistry, Research Corridors | |
Technical Assistant | Raid Engineering for insulated gloves. Get in the way of the actual engineers. | Easy | Tech Storage, Maintenance | |
Medical Assistant | Assist Medbay by stealing the medical supplies. Loot the corpses in Genetics. | Easy | Medbay, Maintenance |