Jobs

These are all the jobs you can fuck up choose.

Civilian Jobs

These are jobs that contribute to the crew's overall performance and efficiency, sometimes.

Civilian Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Staff Assistant	Fight everyone, ruin everything.	Easy	Maintenance
	Chef	Shout indecipherable gibberish at Botany. Deep-fry everything. Make non-Euclidean sandwiches.	Easy	Kitchen
	Chaplain	Steal corpses for funerals, fart on your bible. Never be around when you are actually needed.	Easy	Chapel
	Barman	Get drunk, shoot your sweet gun at your bar patrons. Get subsequently looted by a mob.	Easy	Bar
	Botanist	Completely ignore the chef's requests, start a grow-op. Click your best plant yourself with a chainsaw.	Easy to Medium	Hydroponics Maintenance
	Janitor	Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff everything into your trash cart.	Easy to Hard	Janitor's Closet, Medbay, Morgue, Maintenance
	Clown	Trip on your own shoes, regret your existence immediately. Save the station when nobody expects it. Get beaten for your efforts.	H o n k	Maintenance

Maintenance Jobs

These jobs are charged with station upkeep and engineering support.

Maintenance Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Mechanic	Ask nicely to scan the captain's energy gun, then run off with it. Suffocate while building a pod.	Medium	Electronics, Maintenance, Hack into everything
	Engineer	Use up all the plasma immediately, die in an explosion. Assault people who take insulated gloves.	Easy to Medium	Engineering, Maintenance
	Miner	Completely ignore the mineral magnet, fuck off into space. Run out of air.	Easy to Medium	Mining, Mining Outpost, Maintenance
	Quartermaster	Buy bees and booze. Blow the budget on exotic trinkets. Point and stare at the tourists in the Cargo Bay.	Medium	Cargo Bay, Maintenance

Research Jobs

These jobs are charged with researching new, exciting technologies and breakthroughs as well as providing medical treatment.

Research Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Medical Doctor	Never heal anyone, whine when people take medkits. Practice brain surgery on yourself.	Medium	Medbay, Pathology, Maintenance
	Geneticist	Make volunteers Swedish Elvis. Refuse to clone anyone, wonder why all the chairs are spinning.	Hard	Genetics, Maintenance, Medbay
	Roboticist	Steal all the butts. Demand skulls for the skull throne. Give a botanist chainsaw arms.	Medium	Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance
	Scientist	Ignore the Artifact Lab, synthesize nerve agents without a mask. Steal the AI with Telescience. Heat the burn mix canister, burn to death in a massive fire.	Hard	Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Teleporter Lab

Personnel Jobs

These jobs are the administration of the station. They manage the station and ensure everyone is safe and productive.

Personnel Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Security Officer	Beat the utter shit out of the Clown. Stun yourself repeatedly. Turn up dead and naked 20 minutes later.	Soul Crushing	Maintenance, Security, Brig, Medbay, Morgue, Research Corridors
	Detective	Have your vital gear stolen by someone. Shoot at the Captain. Have one too many at the Bar.	Easy to Hard	Maintenance, Detective's Office, Brig, Medbay, Morgue, Research Corridors
	Chief Engineer	Realize you have no clue how to start the engine, die in a fire. Suffocate in areas you refuse to repair.	Medium	Engineering, Electronics, Cargo Bay, Bridge, Mining, Mining Outpost, EVA, Maintenance
	Medical Director	Get less respect than a cardboard box. Anesthetize patients with your gun.	Medium	Medbay, Genetics, Robotics, Pathology, Bridge, EVA, Maintenance
	Research Director	Sell "medicinal" drugs for cash. Make the Guardbuddies arrest everyone. Explode into spiders.	Medium to Hard	Research, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Teleporter, Bridge, EVA, Maintenance
	Head of Security	Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. Stomp your hat.	Harder than Hard	Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory
	Head of Personnel	Disappear immediately and forever.	Medium to Hard	Everything, because lets face it, every HoP is going to give themselves Captain-level access
	Captain	Shoot your cat, reprogram the AI and become Double Captain. Throw the authentication disk at the Syndicates.	Nightmarish	Everything - Head of Security's Office, Armory

Antagonist Roles

These are the enemies of the station. They commit murder and outrageous acts of violence against the crew.

Antagonist Roles
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Traitor	Buy a glowy sword. Hit yourself with the glowy sword. Be the villain the station deserves.	Medium to Hard	Depends on job
	Vampire	Stand in the Chapel. Bluhh!!	Easy to Hard	Depends on job
	Werewolf	Run around with a top hat. Howl at the ice moon.	Hard	Pry doors open
	Wraith	Spook the crew's guts off. Get shot in the face when you manifest to gloat. Repeat twice.	Salty	Irrelevant
	Blob	Expand, destroy everything, absorb the crew. Attract plasma fires like a magnet.	All-consuming	Irrelevant
	Wrestler	Wrestle everybody and everything. Who needs that belt anyway?	Medium	Depends on job
	Predator	Hunt the crew for trophies. Die within 10 minutes.	Hard	Pry doors open
	Nuclear Operative	Speak over the radio two minutes in. Get shot by your own team. Explode before setting foot on the station.	Hard	Maintenance
	Wizard	Run around trying to kill everyone, get electrocuted by the AI. Whine, respawn, repeat.	Easy to Hard	Walk through walls
	Changeling	Try to eat the chef's monkeys. Go loud, get shoved in the gibber while on fire.	Easy to Hard	Depends on job
	Spy	Lose your PDA, implant braindead people. Remind everyone why they got rid of Rev.	Hard	Depends on job
	Gang leader	Spawn your closet outside Security. Get beat with a mop for spray painting the AI.	Nightmarish	Depends on job
	Gangster	Join the gang with the coolest hats. Brutally murder other bustas.	Hard	Depends on job
	Omnitraitor	Spit acid, cast fireballs, summon bats, hit people with your sword - all at the same time!	Easy	Pry doors open, walk through walls

Special Roles

Special roles for players.

Special Roles
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
64px	AI	Get bored. Open doors. Turn the airbridges off.	Psychologically devastating	Everything
	Cyborg	Ignore the AI, play dress-up. Write "fart" in tiles at escape, run out of power.	Hard	Everything
	Construction Worker	Forget to look at other people's designs before building, get murdered. Respawn. Get murdered by random events. Respawn. Repeat.	Easy	Make your own access!
	Monkey	Become the chef's assistant. Get put on the spike for sandwich pizza pie.	Nightmarish	Depends, walk under tables
	Cluwne	HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!!	KILL ME PLEASE IT HURTS TO LIVE HONK HONK!!!	Removed
	Ghost	Whine in deadchat. Desperately try to make Robotics and Genetics remember your corpse. Show off your haircut.	Spooky	Irrelevant
	Zombie	Moan for brains over the radio. Get beaten by a mob.	Apocalyptic	Depends on job
	Macho Man	MACHO MADNESS, SKYYYY'S THE LIMIT!	GUARANTEED VICTORY	Kick doors open

Job of the Day

Every day, one of these jobs will be available.

Job of the Day
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Tourist	Run around taking photos of the floor. Space yourself in minutes.	Easy	None
	Vice Officer	Raid Botany, smoke their weed. Raid the Kitchen, eat their burgers.	Medium	Maintenance, Security, Brig, Hydroponics, Kitchen, Bar
	Lawyer	Have your suitcase stolen, represent the thief in court.	Easy	Maintenance, Security, Brig
	Atmospheric Technician	Gas the crew. Wonder why you don't have access to Engineering.	Easy	EVA, Maintenance {{Job	mugshot=Barber64.png	imgwidth=64	title=Barber	description=Give a bald man an afro with [[barber magic. Dye it pink. Cut it off and wear it. Repeat.	difficulty=Easy	access=Maintenance}}
	Boxer	Punch the Captain in the face. Turn up naked in the Brig.	Easy	Maintenance
	Mailman	Go postal. Suffocate while trying to get to your office.	Easy	Maintenance
64px	Gimmick Job	In addition, a variety of gimmick jobs are available at random. They include such important positions as CEO, Test Subject, Hollywood Actor, Engineers Union Rep and others.	Depends, mostly easy	Depends on job

Discontinued Jobs

Jobs that are no longer available to players.

Discontinued Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Elite Security	Export police brutality to space, shoot the people you are meant to save.	Hard	Everything
	Head Surgeon	Turn into a cardboard box. Inject people with poison.	Medium to Hard	Bridge, Medbay, Genetics, Robotics, Morgue, Maintenance
	Chemist	Break into sensitive areas with thermite. Incur the wrath of the station.	Easy to Hard	Chemistry, Research Corridors
	Technical Assistant	Raid Engineering for insulated gloves. Get in the way of the actual engineers.	Easy	Tech Storage, Maintenance
	Medical Assistant	Assist Medbay by stealing the medical supplies. Loot the corpses in Genetics.	Easy	Medbay, Maintenance