Foods and Drinks

Food is what you eat. Drinks are what you drink. Here is a comprehensive (but still incomplete) list of items and recipes for the chef to utilize and the crew to enjoy. Just remember that side-effects are by no means unknown or uncommon.

Snacks

Icon	Name	Available from	Info
	Donut	Vendor, kitchen	Frosted donuts give double the HP recovery to security officers. <Insert Joke>
	Robust donut	Sec weapons vendor	In addition to doubled healing for Sec personnel like regular donuts, contains 12 units of sugar, 12u of epinephrine, and 12u of synaptizine. You can also take more bites out of it.
	Chips	Vendor
	Candy	Vendor
	Fries	Vendor, kitchen
	Popsicle	Vendor, kitchen	Comes in 7 amazing flavors!
	Popcorn	Kitchen
	Onion chips	Kitchen
	Nougat bar	Kitchen
	Granola bar	Kitchen
	Cookie tin	Kitchen	Contains 7x butter cookies
	Popsicle Box	Refrigerator	Contains 7x popsicles!
	Hetz' Cup	Kitchen
	Candy apple	Kitchen
	Candy cane	Kitchen
	Yoghurt	Kitchen	Requires spoon.
	Pickle	Kitchen
	Swedish Fisk	Kitchen	Contains swedium.
	Extravagant Chocolate Gateau	Kitchen
	Fortune Cookie	Quartermaster	A small cookie with a Zoldorf-esque fortune in it.
	Chinese takeout carton	Quartermaster	A carton full of delicious Space Chinese food. The character depicted is half the expression for "China".
	Candy heart	Quartermaster	Flavored chalk with inscriptions such as "Robust Me" and "Love Transfer Valve". 10 in every box!
	Peach ring	Quartermaster,GTM	Contains a tiny bit of peach juice.
	Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel	GTMs	Contains strawberry juice, vanilla, and three random miscellaenous reagents!
	Cinnamon sugar donut	GTMs	Absolutely chockful of sugar.
	Little Danny's Snack Cake	Hacked FoodTech	Comes in many colors and with bad grease, VHFCS, "flavoring", and occasionally just poison.
	Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf	Abandoned crates, most Listening Posts	A regular snack cake that's most definitely not trying to be a Twinkie.
	Descuento Danito's Burritos	Snacks Vendor	Available in many different flavours. Comes with an integral heating mechanism. May contain a golden ticket.
	Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles	Snacks Vendor	Literally poison. Also equipped with a heater.
	Hungry Dan's TV Dinners	Snacks Vendor	Yum. Also equipped with a heater.
	Lollipop	Medbay	A healthy snack containing a small amount of medicine, such as charcoal or saline.
	Goatze's Caramel Creme	Goodybags	Surprisingly delicious! (And very sugary.)
	Candy corn	Goodybags	Disappointing. Gives you loads of sugar and bad oil to rub it in.
	-1 Bar	Food synthesizers
	Farty Snott's Every Flavour Beans	Wizard's Den, Trench	Contains random reagents that cannot be extracted. More at Wizard.
	Yellow cake	RD Office	Contains uranium. Safe and delicious!
	Pope Crunch	Crew quarters	Extremely crunchy! Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl.
	Roach Puffs	Oshan Kitchen maint	Can also be directly eaten or mixed with milk in a bowl. But there's no chocolate in it...
	Shredded Syndies	GTM, Ocean Listening Post	Eat directly from the box or in a bowl. Fortified with atropine & space drugs.
	Telecrystal	Mining	Surprisingly edible! Has a variety of effects.
	Viscerite	Mining	Also surprisingly edible! Contains a good chunk of synthflesh, but watch out for the other stuff in there...
	Flockburger	Debris Field/Oshan station level merchant	Turns out that a glass sandwich is made of silicon, radium, and limeade.
	Weird cheese	Mining Outpost, chemistry	Too rotten to be used in food and chockful of weird decay products.
	Funny-looking can	Abandoned derelict	Is surströmming. For Swedes, makes a delightful dish. For non-Swedes, induces a wide range of gross-out effects, most of which involve stuns and vomiting, with a very rare chance to puke out a heart or become extra stinky.
	Zongzi	Spacebux lunchboxes	Space Chinese snack currently found only in lunchboxes purchased through Spacebux. Click on it in-hand to unwrap it.
	Apple	Hydroponics
	Banana	Hydroponics	Peel it first!
	Orange	Hydroponics
	Lemon	Hydroponics
	Lime	Hydroponics
	Strawberry	Hydroponics
	Avocado	Hydroponics
	Grapes	Hydroponics
	Melon slice	Hydroponics	Slice a watermelon with something sharp to get six of these.
	Honey	Hydroponics	Produced by space bees. Taste may vary, depending on the plant that provided the nectar.
	Carrot	Hydroponics
	Slurryfruit	Hydroponics	Poisonous!
	Eggplant	Hydroponics
	Coconut meat	Hydroponics	Break open a coconut to these loads of these and a handy cup.
	Pineapple slice	Hydroponics	No salt needed. Cut a pineapple to get one of these. Must be kept away from pizza at all costs.
	Bamboo shoot	Hydroponics	Slice a bamboo stalk to get one of these.
	?????	Incompetent chef	Contains ???? (reagent). The result of a bad recipe, probably shouldn't eat this...
	Smoldering Mess	Incompetent chef	Also contains ????. The result of overcooking something.
	Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods	Incompetent chef	Contains ???? as well. Result of leaving something in the fryer for too long.

Drinks

Icon	Name	Type	Available from	Info
	Booze-O-Mat	N/A	Bar	Dispenses booze and cocktail accessories. Doesn't have any ID restrictions.
	Space beer	Alcohol	Bar
	Fancy beer	Alcohol	Bar	Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains beer plus a number of random chemicals.
	Cider	Alcohol	Bar
	Mead	Alcohol	Bar
	Wine	Alcohol	Bar
	Hobo wine	Alcohol	???	Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains wine plus a number of random chemicals.
	Vodka	Alcohol	Bar
	Gin	Alcohol	Bar
	Tequila	Alcohol	Bar
	Champagne	Alcohol	Bar	Hit pods, segways or other vehicles with the Harm intent to rename them.
	Rum	Alcohol	Bar	Spaced rum bottles also contain yobihodazine.
	Bo Jack Daniel's	Alcohol	Bar	A real man's drink!
	Stinkeye's Special Reserve	Alcohol	???	A favourite of captains everywhere.
	Curacao Liqueur	Alcohol	Alcohol Resupply Crate, Trench	Contains, well, curacao, a fairly strong cocktail ingredient with unique drunktalk lines.
	Cristal Champagne	Alcohol	Manta Bar	Contains, well, champagne. Can be used to rename vehicles in the same way as the regular version.
	Egg nog	Other	Bar, kitchen
	Creaca's Space Milk	Other	Kitchen	Contains 50 units of, well, milk.
	Quilty Farms Milk	Other	Kitchen	As expected, contains 50 units of milk.
	Space cola	Soda	Vendor, kitchen	Normalizes tempature and decays into sugar.
	Fancy cola	Soda	Vendor	Sold, confusingly, as just "space cola". Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains 20 units of cola, 10 u of VHFCS, and 10 u of a random drink, such as ginger ale or strawberry milk.
	Decirprevo Bottled Water	Other	Vendor
	Robust-Eez	Soda	Vendor	Contains methamphetamine.
	Grife-O	Soda	Vendor	A little radioactive. That's because it contains space dust.
	Dr. Pubber	Soda	Vendor	Contains morphine and haloperidol.
	Grones Soda	Soda	Vendor	Comes in random flavours.
	Spooky Dan's	Soda	Vendor	Two flavours on offer. Neither are industrial runoff, nope!
	Orange-Aid	Soda	Vendor	Contains oculine.
	Lime-Aid	Other	Vendor	Contains antihol.
	Soft Soft Pizza	Other	Hacked Vendor	Contains liquid pizza... What?
	Robust Coffee	Other	Vendor	Contains addictive coffee which helps against stuns.
	Happy Elf Hot Chocolate	Other	Vendor
	Chicken Soup	Other	Vendor	Can cure minor diseases.
	Weight-Loss Shake	Other	Vendor	Contains lipolicide.
	Tea	Other	Vendor
	Wired Dan's Kafe Kick	Other	Hacked Vendor	A daily fix of drugs and poison, diluted with water. Banned by the Space FDA.
	Delightful Dan's Ginger Ale	Other	GTM	Contains, as expected, ginger ale.
	Delightful Dan's Peachy Punch	Other	GTM	Contains peach juice.
	Drowsy Dan's Terrific Tonic	Other	GTM	Contains 25 units of lemonade... and 25 units of ether.
	2010 Vintage	Other...	Courtroom	Contains finely aged...piss.
	Mugwort tea	Other	Wizard's Den	A bitter tea with magical protective properties. Heals wizards.
	Brotein Shake - Dragon Balls	Other	Josh, QM Trader	Contains energy drink.

Dispenser

The alcohol and soda dispensers offer a convenient way to prepare alcoholic and non-alcoholic refreshments. They have an essentially infinite supply of various drinks and operate like the machines in chemistry. That comes in handy, because many commercial products contain more than one reagent and it would otherwise be difficult to isolate specifically what you want for e. g. cake icing. And of course, they will also be useful if you decide to turn the kitchen/bar into a makeshift laboratory.

A barman's job also isn't complete unless you know how to make people drunk off fancy recipes and how to present your creations properly. To that end, you can add umbrellas, wedges and other doodads to a variety of fancy drinking glasses and craft an absolute myriad of cocktails, so you go beyond just serving plain ethanol.

Different cocktails also decay into different amounts of ethanol, allowing you a little control over just how fast and how far your customers get rip-roaring drunk. Every four seconds, the drink decays into the amount of ethanol listed, times a special number. This special number, called a multiplier, is usually two, but it can change depending on server load. So, if a drink has, say, 0.3 listed for the Ethanol column, it'll decay into 0.6 units of ethanol every four seconds, give or take a bit.

Most of these drinks can be made just with just the dispenser, but not all of them. For drinks with coffee, it's best it get coffee from the coffee machines (the green-colored vending machines) rather than fool around with the espresso machine. Drinks with sugar need sugar from the chemical or soda dispensers, not the sugar used by the Chef. For drinks with more exotic ingredients, you may need the chem dispenser (which is usually right near the alcohol and soda dispenser) and a beaker, since the chem dispenser doesn't accept drinkware. Luckily, there's usually a large one around right on top of it, and your glass recycler can make beakers.

Item	Icon	Eth.		Recipe	Info
Fruit wedges		N/A		/ / / +	Oranges, limes, and lemons can be found in fruit wedge kits from BoozeVends, while grapefruits are exclusively grown via botany.
Maraschino cherry		N/A		+
Soda Water		N/A		Carbon + Oxygen + Water	A cocktail ingredient.
Cola		N/A		Soda Water + Sugar	Reduces drowsiness, cools you down.
Simple Syrup		N/A		Sugar + Water heated to 180	Another cocktail ingredient.
Lemonade		N/A		Lemon juice (3) + Sugar (1)
Pink Lemonade		N/A		Lemonade + Grenadine
Limeade		N/A		Lime juice + Sugar
Egg nog		N/A		Egg + Sugar + Milk	Decays into 1.2u sugar
Chocolate milk		N/A		Chocolate + Milk
Strawberry milk		N/A		Strawberry juice + Milk
Sweet tea		N/A		Tea + Sugar
Half and Half		N/A		Sweet Tea + Lemon juice OR Sweet Tea + Lemonade OR Tea + Lemonade
Tea with honey		N/A		Tea + Honey	Makes you feel relaxed.
Tea with mint		N/A		Tea + Mint
Triple Citrus		N/A		Lemon juice + Lime juice + Orange juice	Heals a little bit of TOX damage.
Screwdriver		0	.25	Vodka + Orange juice	Screws/unscrews stuff when poured onto something, like the other screwdriver.
Sex on the Beach		0	.1	Screwdriver + Cranberry juice	Farts upon synthesis. Don't question it.
Vodka Gimlet		0	.25	Vodka + Lime juice
Cosmopolitan		0	.1	Vodka Gimlet + Cranberry juice
Bloody Mary		0	.25	Vodka + Tomato juice
Bloody Scary		0	.3	Vodka + Changeling blood
Vodka Martini		0	.3	Vodka + Vermouth
Vodka Tonic		0	.25	Vodka + Tonic water
Phil Collins		0	.3	Vodka Tonic + Lemonade
Mind Eraser		0	.3	Vodka Tonic + Robust Coffee
Black Russian		0	.15	Vodka + Robust Coffee OR Vodka + Espresso
White Russian		0	.3	Black Russian + Milk
Espresso Martini		0	.1	Vodka + Chocolate + Sugar + Espresso
Suicider		1		Vodka + Cider + Epinephrine + Welding fuel	Can also be extracted or distilled from omega weed.
Murdini		1	.1	Martini + Apple juice + Suicider
Port		0	.2	Vodka + Wine + Sugar + Iron	Has a chance to teleport you at random.
Crème de Menthe		0	.4	Vodka + Sugar + Mint
Grasshopper		0	.2	Crème de Menthe + Vanilla + Chocolate	Turns you into a roachperson for an amount of time proportionate to how long it was in your system.
Peach Schnapps		0	.25	Vodka + Peach Juice	Rarely, decays into VHFCS.
Moscow Mule		0	.15	Vodka + Ginger Ale + Lime juice
Blue Lagoon		0	.1	Vodka + Curacao + Lemonade
Sea Breeze		0	.2	Vodka + Cranberry Juice + Grapefruit juice
Bilk		N/A		Beer + Milk	Tries to treat suffocation by keeping LOSEBREATH and OXY at a treatable level, like a weaker version of ephedrine.
Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier		0	.1	Beer + Nanomachines	Can also be distilled from roburgers. Do not drink while operating a vehicle.
Snakebite		0	.15	Beer + Cider
Diesel		0	.25	Snakebite + Cranberry juice
Radler		0	.1	Beer + Lemonade
Michelada		0	.1	Beer + Tomato Juice + Capsaicin	Doots on creation. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
BOOrbon		0	.6	Bourbon + Ectoplasm	Makes a spooky sound upon mixing.
Whiskey Sour		0	.2	Bourbon + Lemonade
Manhattan		0	.3	Bourbon + Vermouth + Bitters
Hunchback		0	.1	Bourbon + Cola + Tomato juice	See Chemicals.
Duck Fart	[TBA]	0	.6	Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Milk
Irish Coffee		0	.1	Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Sugar + Milk	Try putting in sugar first so you don't accidentally make Duck Fart.
Old Fashioned		0	.5	Bourbon + Bitters + Sugar + Water
Mint Julep		0	.15	Bourbon + Sugar + Mint	Cools you down a bit if you're not almost at freezing point.
Horse's Neck		0	.5	Bourbon + Bitters + Ginger Ale	Neighs on mixing
Hot Toddy	[TBA]	0	.4	Bourbon + Sweet Tea + Lemon Juice	Does not need heating.
Jean Harlow		0	.6	Rum + Vermouth
Planter's Punch		0	.4	Rum + Lemonade
Sangria		0	.2	Planter's Punch + Wine + Orange juice	Warms you up a little bit.
Mai Tai		0	.3	Rum + Lime juice + Orange juice
Rum and Cola	[TBA]	0	.7	Rum + Cola
Space-Cuba Libre		0	.1	Rum and Cola + Lime juice
Daiquiri		0	.2	Rum + Lime juice + Sugar	Try adding the rum first, so you don't accidentally make limeade.
Mojito		0	.2	Daiquiri + Mint
Piña Colada		0	.2	Rum + Coconut milk + Pineapple juice
Blue Hawaiian		0	.18	Rum + Coconut Milk + Curacao + Pineapple juice + Ice OR Piña Colada + Curacao + Ice
Gunfire		0	.1	Tea + Rum	Makes a silly sound on mixing.
Brass Monkey		0	.3	Rum + Vodka + Orange Juice	Makes a monkey scream on mixing.
Fluffy Critter		0	.2	Rum + Lime Juice + Lemonade + Strawberry Juice	Coos on creation.
Hot Buttered Rum		0	.3	Rum + Cider + Butter	Extract the butter in a reagent extractor. Is room temperature, despite its name.
Spiced Rum	[TBA]	0	.6	Rum + Capsaicin	Surprisingly not spicy. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes.
Gin and Tonic		0	.25	Gin + Tonic water
Pink Gin and Tonic		0	.3	Gin and Tonic + Bitters
Gin and Chronic		0	.25	Gin and Tonic + Tetrahydrocannabinol	Decays into THC as well as ethanol.
Gin and Sonic		0	.2	Gin and Tonic + Methamphetamine	Juice Time. Decays into meth as well as ethanol. Reduces stuns on its own sometimes. Changes your shoes' sprite into the one for red shoes. Makes you say Sonic references.
Tom Collins		0	.18	Gin and Tonic + Lemonade
Gin Fizz		0	.25	Gin + Lemon juice + Water
Gimlet		0	.25	Gin + Lime juice
Martini		0	.3	Gin + Vermouth
Negroni		0	.6	Martini + Bitters
Necroni		0	.5	Negroni + Ectoplasm	Makes a spooky moan upon mixing.
Nicotini	[TBA]	0	.3	Martini + Nicotine	Creates some nicotine as it decays.
French 75		0	.15	Gin + Champagne + Lemonade
Derby		0	.4	Gin + Bitters + Mint	One of many drinks with the same name.
Bee's Knees	[TBA]	0	.3	Gin + Lemon Juice + Honey
Tequini		0	.4	Tequila + Vermouth
Brave Bull		0	.35	Tequila + Robust Coffee	Mild stun reduction.
Prairie Fire		0	.25	Tequila + Capsaicin	Sometimes decays into capsaicin and histamine as well as ethanol.
Margarita		0	.2	Tequila + Lime juice + Orange juice
Tequila Sunrise		0	.22	Tequila + Orange juice + Sugar
Paloma		0	.1	Tequila + Grapefruit juice + Lime juice
Mimosa		0	.05	Champagne + Orange juice
Kalimixto		0	.3	Wine + Cola
Methacola	[TBA]	0	.07	Methamphetamine + Cola	Meth can be found in Robust-Eez. Sometimes decays into a bit of meth.
Rose		0	.3	Vermouth + Cherry Juice + Strawberry Juice
Long Beach Iced Tea		0	.4	Tequila + Sex on the Beach + Rum + Gin + Lemon j.
Long Island Iced Tea		0	.4	Tequila + Screwdriver + Rum + Gin + Lemon j. + Cola OR Tequila + Screwdriver + Gin + Lemon j. + Rum and Cola
Three Mile Island Iced Tea		0	.6	Vodka + Gin + Tequila + Cola + Curacao	Makes a distinctive sound upon mixing. Not actually radioactive.
Ling Island Iced Tea	[TBA]	N/A		Long Island Iced Tea + Neurotoxin	When it decays, dumps some ethanol in you. The more Ling Tea there was, and the longer it was in there, the more ethanol.
Ecto Cooler		N/A		Ectoplasm + Uranium + Orange juice	Decays into VHFCS and has a chance to produce strange green goop as well, which allows you to see ghosts.
Squeeze		1		Bread (reagent) + Welding fuel	Stuns and infects the consumer with food poisoning.
Expresso		N/A		Espresso + Neurotoxin	Hurts your brain real bad.
Triple Triple		N/A		Triple Citrus + Triplepiss + Triple meth	Clouds your screen in crazy colors, makes you urinate a lot, causes you to hallucinate and vomit citrus fruits, and much more.
Mewtini	[TBA]	N/A		Cat Drugs + Mutini + Milk + Catonium	Infects you with toxoplasmosis, which eventually turns you into a cat. And we mean the quadrupedal kind that you see in the Captain's Quarters, not those kind, you perv.
Honky Tonic	[TBA]	1		Tonic Water + Space Lube + Neurotoxin + Colorful Reagent	A very Clown-y drink. Sometimes stuns and causes honking, occasionally makes you say something silly.
Freeze		4		Secret!	Stuns, makes you Ice Moon cold. May spontaneously freeze you into an ice statue. Neutralized by chocolate.
Dragon's Breath		5		Secret!	Stuns, sets you on fire. May spontaneously incinerate you into a lovely pile of ash. Neutralized by milk.
Grog		5		Secret!	Makes you into a pirate! Yarr! Keep away from items and faces.
Mutini		1		Secret!	Grants hella loads of mutations, then removes them all when it exits your system.
Sheltergrog	[TBA]	1	.8	Secret!	Makes you a shelter-frog-person! *croak*
Sheltestgrog	[TBA]	N/A		Secret!	Infects you with Frog Flu, which eventually turns you into a frog! *ribbit*
Bombini	[TBA]	0	.3	Secret!	Excessive consumption may result in a stinging sensation.

Still

Since the introduction of said dispensers, the still has fallen a bit out of favour – but that should not discourage a creative barman, as the apparatus is a decent option to move large amount of booze and get people horribly drunk elsewhere. Opening a counter in the market for example usually attracts more customers than the bar itself, thanks to its central location. Just don't forget to bring plenty of spare glasses and bottles with you!

Icon	Input	Output 1	Output 2
	Wheat	Beer
	Steelwheat	Beer	Iron
	Roburger	Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier
	Apple	Cider
	Pear	Cider
	Honey	Mead
	Grapes	Wine
	Green Grapes	White Wine
	Potato	Vodka
	Corn cob	Bourbon
	Rice sprig	Rice wine
	Sugarcane	Rum
	Sugar	Rum
	Asomna Bark	Tea
	Nepeta cataria	Cat drugs
	Mint leaf	Menthol
	Bilious ipecacuanha root	Green vomit
	Sassafras root	Sarsaparilla
	Cannabis leaf	THC
	Rainbow Weed	THC	LSD
	Lifeweed	THC	Omnizine
	Deathweed	THC	Cyanide
	Omega Weed	Omega cocktail of drugs. In short, fun for the whole family! Expand for full list: Omega Weed Output Atropine Bath salts Capsaicin Cat drugs Crank Ectoplasm Hairgrownium Haloperidol Histamine Itching powder Krokodil Lithium LSD Methamphetamine Mercury Psilocybin Space drugs Suicider THC
	Descuento Danito's Burritos	Burrito brew! Sewage + Ethanol + Whatever chems were in the burrito.

Juice-O-Matic

An old Cyborg tool from a time before you could click-drag things into reagent extractors. You can basically think of this as a portable reagent extractor. It's still a handy companion piece to the still, as a decent means for getting the crew highly drunk on fancy cocktails.

Icon	Input	Output	Info
	Orange	Orange Juice
	Lemon	Lemon Juice
	Lime	Lime Juice
	Pineapple	Pineapple Juice
	Apple	Apple Juice
	Strawberry	Strawberry Juice
	Cherry	Cherry Juice
	Tomato	Tomato Juice
	Coffee berries	Coffee
	Watermelon	Water
	Eggplant	Nicotine
	Tomacco	Nicotine
	Rainbow Melon	George Melonium	Feel lucky?
	Chili pepper	Capsaicin	Spicy! Messes up your vision if it gets in your eyes and speech if in your mouth.
	Fiery chili	Ghost Chili Juice	Extremely spicy! Can cause vomiting and spontaneous combustion.
	Slurrypod	Toxic Slurry	A poison found in slurrypods.
	Glowing slurrypod	Glowing Slurry	A highly-potent mutagen made from omega slurrypods.
	Delicious apple	Capulettium	Fakes death somewhat.
	Chilly pepper	Cryostylane	Chilling. Very chilling.
	Garlic	Holy Water	Hurts vampires.
	Blood Orange	Changeling Blood	Does interesting things when exposed to high heat.
	Corn cob	Corn Starch	Could potentially be made into corn syrup and VHFCS.
	Soybean	Space Soybean Oil	Grease, basically.
	Soylent Chartreuse	Space Soybean Oil	Grease, basically.

Espresso Machine

Some people don't want just coffee, served in a regular ol' plastic cup from a regular ol' coffee machine. They want special coffee, the kind that comes with milk and other things, the kind that is served in a different plastic cup and dispensed by a machine with weird foreign names for drinks. This espresso machine is for those sorts of people. Thankfully, its operation is simple: just insert a cup from the rack nearby, choose Make espresso, and choose any of the options below. It's easy to be a Space Starbucks barista!

If the machine runs out of water, just unscrew the cap from the top with an empty hand, and click on the machine with a container full of water. Then, screw the cap back on.

Just don't expect to be making any Irish Coffee or any of the cocktails with coffee using this stuff. Again, those actually need the regular coffee from coffee machines.

Setting	Description
Espresso	Just 10 units of standard espresso coffee. Very different from regular coffee.
Latte	A little bit of espresso, with lots of milk. Really milk with coffee at that point.
Mocha	Half espresso, half milk and chocolate milk.
Cappuccino	Espresso, with a good amount (6.5 units) of milk.
Americano	Espresso, diluted with a good bit of water.
Decaf	10 units of espresso coffee, decaf, without the caffeine.
Flat White	Espresso with a little less milk than what a cappucino would have.

Coffeemakers

Machines in various department-specific break rooms in Manta that make plain coffee. No options for extra milk or sugar or different brewing methods, but, hey, it's free coffee. To brew up some joe, simply click on the coffeemaker and choose Brew coffee. Then, click on it again and choose Remove carafe to remove the coffee container, allowing you to pour the contents into your drinking vessel of choice. Each brewing fills the carafe to 20 units. When you're done, click on the coffeemaker with the carafe in-hand to insert it back into the coffeemaker. These instructions apply to all coffeemakers, regardless of color, and you don't actually have to be a member of a specific department a coffeemaker is in to use it.

Should you lack a suitable drinking container, there is usually a rack of coffee cups nearby on a wall. Click on it to take a mug from it.

Every time the machine brews some coffee, it consumes 10 units of water from its 100 unit reservoir. To refill the coffeemaker's water, click on it with an empty hand to unscrew its cap off and then click on it with a container with water in-hand to pour the liquid in. Click on it again to screw the cap back on.

Other Food-Related Items

Icon	Name	Info
	FoodTech	Offers a wide selection of basic ingredients and other catering supplies. Locked to those with Kitchen access.
	Glassware Recycler	Recycles all types of drinking glasses, beakers, and glass shards. The machine can manufacture a variety of different glasses as well as plates and bowls.
	Hotdog cart	Used to easily take large amounts of food out of the kitchen and hand it to people.
	Drinking glass	All functionally similar, but drinks served in shot glasses are downed in one big gulp instead of little sips. Breaks into shards when thrown, applying the TOUCH effects of whatever chems were in the glass, and cannot be inserted into chem dispeners. Comes in the following varieties: - Drinking glass - 50 units - Wine glass - 30 units - Cocktail glass - 20 units - Old-fashioned glass - 20 units - Champagne flute - 20 units - Shot glass - 15 units - Round glass - 100 units You drink from a glass by clicking on your character's sprite while holding the glass. You can also click-drag the glass onto you to start chugging it; chugging is basically like drinking from it as usual but really quickly, as you'll take a sip from the glass every half second. Being drunk or clumsy can have comical results, including falling over and accidentally throwing the glass backwards.
	Coconut shell	A coconut shell bowl that can hold 50 units of alcohol. Perfect for mixed drinks! Ask Hydroponics to grow some coconuts for these.
	Red Duo Cup	An iconic drink container found in Party Supplies crates from the Quartermaster. Holds 30 units.
	Mug	Same as a drinking glass, except it can't shatter. Normal ones can hold 50 units, while "odd mugs" from GTMs can hold 120.
	Water bottle	Get the space dust out of your throat. Rather uncommmon find in a few odd on-station and off-station areas. Holds up to 50 units and starts with 50u of water.
	Pitcher	For refilling those drinking glasses. It holds 120 units.
	Cocktail shaker	Surprisingly simple cocktailcrafting. Simply pour in drink of choice and click on it while it's in your hand to mix the shaker's contents together. Can hold up to 120 units of any chemicals. Barman spawns with one, and there's one in the Booze-O-Mat and Cargo's Cocktail Party Supplies crate Shares many of the same functionalities as pitchers: you can pour stuff into it by clicking on the shaker with a drinking glass or similar container, pour it out by doing the reverse, use click-drag to transfer as much as possible to and from the shaker, and clicking on people with it makes you try to force them to drink from its contents. Doesn't break when thrown, though.
	Plate	Dinner is served, sir. Can accommodate up to 2 edible items, which you can place simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and remove by clicking on the plate while it's in your hand or click-dragging the plate onto yourself. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it. Plates can be stacked by click-dragging one plate onto another, collecting all the nearby plates in a pile; this works while it's on the floor, on a table and in your hand. You can click on a plate stack in your hand with an empty hand to take a plate off. You can also click a plate stack in your hand to put a plate in your off-hand; doing this while your other hand's full will put a plate on the floor. Throwing the stack will also let loose all the plates. You can click on someone while on Harm intent while holding a plate to bash it on person's head, briefly stunning them and smashing the plate into two glass shards that can potentially hit others. Throwing, dropping, or hitting someone with the plate (regardless of intent) launches the food(s) on in random direction, causing the same effects as it would when thrown (i.e. tomatoes splat, high-tier prison loaves break things, etc.). Slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding the plate also causes the same effect; being clumsy will randomly make you drop it for no reason.
	Serving Tray	Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your order be? Trays are two-handed, but can accommodate up to 30 edible items. Food can be placed on the tray simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and removed by clicking it while its in your hand. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it. Clicking on someone with the tray while on Harm intent makes you bonk their head with it, causing a few seconds of stun and degrading the tray a little. After five bonks, the tray will collapse into useless scrap. You can inspect its condition by Examining the tray; the description goes from "nice and sturdy" to "pretty warped and flimsy" to "about to break" as you use it more. As with plates, throwing, dropping, and hitting people with the tray on any intent all launch the food on the tray around, causing any on-throw effects if applicable. Being clumsy or slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding it do the same thing.
	Kitchen Island	Essentially, a table that you can move, for transporting and serving drinks and food, as an elegant alternative to just carrying it around in your hands or in your backpack. Click on the island with the food item in your active hand to place it on the island, click on the item to pick it up, simple.
	Bowl	For holding food, such as cereal, gruel, or soup.
	Spoon	Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated for sensible table-setting by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech.
	Fork	Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech.
	Knife	Used for slaughtering animals and cutting certain items. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech and fruit wedge kits from the Booze-O-Mat.
	Plastic spoon	Cheap-ass version of the metal spoon from red snack machines. Works just like the regular spoon, but has a 20% chance to break with each use.
	Plastic fork	Works like the metal fork, but it's made of fragile plastic, so it has a 20% chance to break with each use. Bought for cheap from red snack machines.
	Plastic knife	A...lesser quality knife from red snack machines that has the same functions as the regular knife, but with a 20% chance to *snap* with each use.
	Pizza Cutter	Used for cutting certain items, particularly pizza into slices. Suitable for surgery.
	Bread knife	Not just for cutting bread, as the name might imply, for it has the same functionalities as the regular knife. However, it does less than half the damage.
	Meatcleaver	Has same functions as the knife, but it does more damage, and throwing it does up to 15 BRUTE and causes some bleeding. However, attacking someone with it has a 5% chance for you to fumble and cut yourself, causing 20 BRUTE, some bleeding, and 4 seconds of Weakened. Found in the FoodTech.
	Rolling pin	Required to prepare pizza bases.
	Soup pot	Essential for making custom soup. Examine to get a relative description of how much stuff there is in the soup.
	Ladle	Used for transferring soup from a soup pot into a bowl.
	Sushi box	Contains 1x rolling mat, 3x seaweed sheet, and 3x rice. Often found in the Kitchen refrigerator.
	Rolling mat	Essential for making custom sushi rolls. Found in sushi boxes.
	Shakers	Add salt or pepper for the perfect flavour.
	Condiment bottles	Standard condiments in the form of ketchup and mustard.
File:IcingTube.png	Icing tube	Used for, you guessed it, adding icing to a cake. Accepts 50 units of any liquid.
	Candle	Perfect for mood lighting and atmosphere enhancement. More can be brought from Cargo.
	Party button	When pressed, plays a funky sound clip and turns all the room lights into an equally funky color.
	Produce satchel	This spacious satchel makes the life of every chef or botanist much easier. Almost any type of food-related item (dishes, bottles, seeds etc.) can be stored in them, and they also interact nicely with tables (drag & drop), crates, the food processor, mail chutes and other objects.
	Banana peel	Slippery. Created from peeling a banana, obviously!
	Fish	Can be used to slap people around.
	Seaweed	Found outside in OSHAN. Use wirecutters to get a sheet.
	Goodybag	Contains up to 6 random candies. A Clown favorite. 95% guaranteed not to have razor blades!
	Golden ticket	A special ticket that may appear after eating a Descuento Danito's Burrito. Redeem it at a GTM for a prize!
	Golden ticket machine (GTM)	A machine hidden somewhere in the station's maintenance tunnels (and occasionally beyond) that offers unique snacks, drinks, clothes, and other knickknacks for Golden Tickets.
	Lunchbox	Stylish reskinned box for holding food (and occasionally similarly-sized items) that comes in many colors. FoodTech comes with 12 of these, all empty, and there is both a trait and Spacebux purchase that allows one to spawn with a lunchbox that comes with a randomly chosen set of 3 foods linked together by an interesting note.

Chef's Cookbook

Here's where the real fun starts. While most of the ingredients needed by the chef should either be available in your kitchen or can be grown for you in hydroponics, some recipes may require items from elsewhere on the station. A fair number of recipes also have downsides, so be wary of food poisoning and other nasty occurrences.

Cooking times listed here are safe (but not absolute) ranges. Plenty of foods can work with just one second of cooking time, but it'll diminish the duration of the associated food buffs. Like To Serve Man, you are encouraged to experiment and tinker.

Unlike To Serve Man, this cookbook is also semi-interactive. If you click on an image of an ingredient, you'll be taken another page/part of this page that'll show to how to make or obtain that ingredient. For example, if you're looking up the recipe for meat cake, you can click on the cake batter image for the recipe for cake or the meat image for some sources of meat. Convenient, no?

Ingredients

Short list of items that will be your basic ingredients, many of which can also be ordered in a crate from quartermasters.

Icon	Name	Available from
	Flour	Kitchen or process from wheat.
	Sugar	Kitchen or process from sugarcane.
	Oatmeal	Kitchen or process from oats.
	Rice	Process rice.
	Semolina Flour	Process from durum wheat.
	Donk pockets	Kitchen. Contains 6x (cold). Better warmed up.
	Bacon strips	Kitchen. Contains 7x
	Human meat	Kitchen
	Monkey meat	Kitchen
	Synthetic meat	Hydroponics
	Fish Fillet	Kitchen. Comes in different kinds.
	Small fish fillet	Kitchen. Can be used in same recipes as regular-sized fillet.
	Mystery meat	Raking through gibs, butchering certain Critters - dubious nutritional value!
	Meatal	Raking through robot debris piles as a Chef/Sous Chef. Usable in any recipes that also use mystery meat.
	Chicken nugget	Kitchen. May be used in place of mystery meat in most specific recipes.
	Flock nugget	Debris Field Vendor. Like the above, but made of robot radio chicken.
	Brain	Robotics
	Spontaneous Intelligence Creation Core	Robotics
	Synthbrain	Hydroponics
	Odd crystal	Debris Field merchant, butchering flockdrones
	Heart	Robotics
	Cyberheart	Robotics
	Synthheart	Hydroponics
	Butt	Hydroponics, robotics
	Cyberbutt	Robotics
	Wheat	Hydroponics
	Steel Wheat	Hydroponics
	Oats	Hydroponics
	Durum Wheat	Hydroponics
	Rice Sprig	Hydroponics
	Pumpkin	Hydroponics
	Watermelon	Hydroponics
	Potato	Hydroponics
	Mushroom	Hydroponics
	Tomato	Hydroponics
	Chili pepper	Hydroponics
	Lettuce leaf	Hydroponics
	Cucumber	Hydroponics
	Carrot	Hydroponics
	Corn cob	Hydroponics
	Garlic	Hydroponics
	Onion	Hydroponics
	Coconut	Hydroponics
	Pineapple	Hydroponics
	Mint leaf	Hydroponics
	Bean pod	Hydroponics
	Soybean pod	Hydroponics
	Peanuts	Hydroponics
	Egg	Kitchen
	Milk	Kitchen or process from soybean pods. Empty bottles of milk can still be used in recipes.
	Rancid Milk	Debris Field. Look in the abandoned/less well-kept places.
	Quilty Farms Milk	Can substitute for the smaller bottles of milk in most recipes, even when devoid of any milk.
	Cheese	Kitchen
	Spaghetti	Kitchen or process from pasta sheets. Often has a silly name.
	Peanut butter	Kitchen or process from peanuts.
	Maple syrup	Kitchen
	Honey	Space bees
	Royal jelly	Bombini, Mining Level/Z5 (Space maps) / Sea Diner (Manta) merchant
	Seaweed sheets	Oshan Lab seafloor

Ingredient Processing

The food processor is important too! With it, you can turn items into different forms, which may be more useful, or usable in recipes.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Info
Ectoplasm	+	+	Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, pour it (min: 10 units) into a fire extinguisher and then use the HUD icon to spray all around you.
Ectoplasm	+	+	Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, put it inside a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), then either pour the beaker onto a tile or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder.
Cheese	+ +		See ectoplasm. Required minimum is 10 units.
Cheese	+ +	+	Collect the vomit into a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), pour some milk into the beaker, then either pour it onto the floor or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder.
Monkey meat			Putting them into the gibber is also fine.
Human meat
Spaghetti			Item name often has a silly synonym for spaghetti, like "pisghetti" or "spag".
Flour
Rice			Confusingly called Rice, while the harvested item is called Rice Sprig.
Seaweed sheet			Seaweed is found on Oshan Lab's seafloor.
Sticky Rice
Rice Ball			Makes 3 rice balls.
Oatmeal
Semolina Flour			Must be wheat of the durum wheat mutation
Iron fillings			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Chocolate chips			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Sugar
Milk			Also goes by the name "Creaca's Space Milk"
Peanut butter
Yoghurt	(rancid)		Must use a bottle of rancid milk specifically. Requires spoon.
Semolina Dough
Pasta Sheet	+
Dough
Sweet dough	+
4x Cookie doughs	+		Probably shouldn't be eaten raw!
Dough strip	+		You can click on another strip with your strip to attach them back together.
Dough circle	+		Click on the dough strip in your hand.
Holey dough	+
Ice cream cone	+		1 second, low
Cake batter	+ 2x
Pancake batter	+ 2x +
Loaf of bread			1 second, low
Slice of bread	+
Loaf of honey-wheat bread	+		1 second, low
Slice of honey-wheat bread	+
Loaf of banana bread	+ +		Banana can be peeled or unpeeled. 1 second, low
Slice of banana bread	+
Loaf of Elvis bread	+ +		Peel the banana first! 6 seconds, low
Slice of Elvis bread	+
Loaf of dread	+		Spooky! 6 seconds, low
Slice of dread	+		It float! Probably because of the 10 units of ectoplasm in it.
Loaf of pumpkin bread	+		6 seconds, low
Slice of pumpkin bread	+
Loaf of northern-style cornbread	+ +		6 seconds, low
Slice of N-style cornbread	+
Loaf of southern-style cornbread	+		6 seconds, low
Slice of S-style cornbread	+
Loaf of honey cornbread	+ +		6 seconds, low
Slice of honey cornbread	+
Loaf of brain bread	+ / / /		6 seconds, low. Works with any combination of bread and brain.
Slice of brain bread	+
Meatball			Works with any kind of meat.
Brain meatball			Only works with human/monkey/fish brains.
Butt meatball			Only works with human/monkey butts.
Meat paste	/ / / /		Works with any kind of meat or fish.
4x Wonton wrappers	+
Ketchup			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 20 units of, naturally, ketchup.
Hot sauce			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of capsaicin.
Cold sauce			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of cryostylane.
Incredibly hot sauce			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 50 units of capsaicin and 50 units of ghost chili juice.
Mayonnaise			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Cream			Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Custard	+		Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Butter
Butt-er	+		Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more.
Unfinished pizza base	+		Click on it again to knead it back into dough.
Half-finished pizza base	+
Pizza base	+
3x Tortillas	+
6x Melon slices	+
/ / Fish fillet	+		Different kinds of fish exist.
Small fish fillet	+		Several varieties of fish exist outside Oshan Lab.
Chips	+		Once to peel, twice to chop into chips.
4x Onion rings	+
Pineapple slice	+
3x Coconut meat	+
Pepperoni Log			Can be extracted for 40u of Pepperoni.
4x Pepperoni Slice	+		Extracts into 10u of pepperoni. Great pizza topping!

Main course

This is a list of probably not remotely all of chef's dishes. Enjoy - Bork Bork Bork.

Some dishes can accept "any item" or "any food item". "Any item" does mean any item, so you can for example bake something that obviously isn't edible into a pie. Be warned that trying to put a non-food item into a dish that only accepts "a food item" will destroy the non-food item as well as ruining the recipe. Frying anything makes it a food item.

Produced item	Recipe	Creation method	Time & temperature	Info
Slice of toast	/ / / /		6 seconds, low
Slice of banana toast			6 seconds, low
Slice of elvis toast			6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis.
Slice of brain toast			6 seconds, low
Slice of terror toast			6 seconds, low
Cheese on toast	+		6 seconds, low
Cheese on elvis toast	+		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis
Bacon on toast	+		6 seconds, low
Bacon on elvis toast	+		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis
Eggs on toast	+ 2x		6 seconds, low
Eggs on elvis toast	+ 2x		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis
Cheese sandwich	+ +		6 seconds, low
Cheese elviswich	+ +		6 seconds, low	Contains 20 units of essence of Elvis.
Killed cheese sandwich	+ +		6 seconds, low	Contains 15 units of ectoplasm.
Peanut butter sandwich	+ +		6 seconds, low
Peanut butter elviswich	+ +		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis.
Peanut butter and jelly meet breadula	+ +		6 seconds, low	Contains 15 units of ectoplasm.
Peanut butter and honey sandwich	+ + +		6 seconds, low
Killer beenut butter sandwich	+ + +		6 seconds, low	Contains 10 units of ectoplasm.
Peanut butter and honey elviswich	+ + +		6 seconds, low	Contains 15 units of essence of Elvis.
Monkey sandwich	+ +		6 seconds, low
Monkey elviswich	+ +		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis.
Scare wich project	+ +		6 seconds, low	Get it? Contains 15 units of ectoplasm and 10 units of...blood, ack.
Manwich	+ +		6 seconds, low
Elvismanwich	+ +		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis.
Murderwich	+ +		6 seconds, low	Contains 15 units of ectoplasm and 10 units of...blood?
Synthmeat sandwich	+ +		6 seconds, low
Synthmeat elviswich	+ +		6 seconds, low	Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis.
Synthmeat steinwich	+ +		6 seconds, low	Contains 15 units of ectoplasm.
Egg-salad sandwich	+ +		6 seconds, low
/ / X sandwich	+ X +		6 seconds, high	Try various fillings (up to six food items) to create the ultimate sandwich! You can even mix two different types of bread for the slices.
/ / X club	+ X + +		6 seconds, high
/ / X double-decker sandwich	+ X + + +		6 seconds, high
/ / X dagwood	+ X + + + +		6 seconds, high
Meatball sub	+ + +		6 seconds, low	Works with any type of bread loaf.
Banh mi	+ + +		5 seconds, low	Works only with honeywheat bread
Hotdog	+		6 seconds, low
Herbal sausage	+		N/A	You may use any other herb, including cannabis or catnip. Making herbal sausage puts any chemicals that were in the herb into the sausage.
Hotdog in a bun	+ / / / /		N/A	Don't forget your condiment bottles!
Bananadog	+		N/A
Hounddog	+		N/A
Braindog	+		N/A
Frankenstein's beef frank	+		N/A	Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog.
Herbal sausage in a bun	+ / / / /		N/A	Don't forget your condiment bottles!
Herbal bananadog	+		N/A
Herbal hounddog	+		N/A
Herbal braindog	+		N/A
Herbal frankenstein's beef frank	+		N/A	Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog.
Corndog	+		N/A	Don't forget your condiment bottles!
Hounddog-on-a-stick	/ +		N/A	Contains 15 units of essence of Elvis.
Banana-corndog	+		N/A
Brain-corndog	+		N/A
Corndog of the damned	+		N/A
Herbdog	+		N/A	Aside from the name, otherwise not all that different from regular corndogs.
Banana-herbdog	+		N/A
Brain-herbdog	+		N/A
Herbdog of the damned	+		N/A
/ 2x Half hotdog	/ +		N/A	You get a left and a right half; both are functionally same.
4x Chunk of hotdog	/ +		N/A	Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "chunks".
/ Hotdog Octopus	/ +		N/A	Aww. How cute. Contains a bit of love. Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "octopus". Use the knife on the resulting octopus to carve a little face, making it extra cute and giving it some love, literally.
Apple on a stick	+		N/A
Candy apple	+		5 seconds, low
Delicious apple on a stick	+		N/A	Contains 10 units of capulettium.
Delicious candy apple	+		5 seconds, low	Contains 10 units of capulettium.
Synthorange	+		N/A	Must use synthmeat specifically. Heals twice the amount of regular oranges.
Warm donk pocket	+		7 seconds, high	Contains 15 units of delicious omnizine goodness. But eat it quick--it'll cool down in seven minutes and you won't get the omnizine.
Warm donk pocket	(cold)		7 seconds, high	Most heat sources, e.g. the microwave, lighters, welders, etc., also work.
Warm honk-pocket	+ +		7 seconds, high	Turns your farts into honks for a short time! But it does something completely different when it's left to cool for a good while...
Bacon			6 seconds, high
Burger	+		6 seconds, high
Cheeseburger	+ +		7 Seconds, high
Monkey cheeseburger	+ +		7 Seconds, high	Must use monkey meat specifically.
Coronator	+ + +		9 Seconds, high
File:THE MONSTER.png THE MONSTER	+ + +		9 Seconds, low	Crazy-huge burger that will probably make you sick. And by sick, we mean dead. Slowly.
Brainburger	+ / / /		6 seconds, high	Infects whoever eats it with kuru.
Buttburger	+ /		6 seconds, high	10% of spawning with a different, punny, butt-related name, such as "buttconator", "ass whooper", or "cleveland steamed ham". Contains fartonium.
Roburger	+		6 seconds, high	Also works with a light cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with robotic transformation.
Dubious burger	+		6 seconds, high
Fishburger	+ / / /		7 seconds, high	Type of fish used doesn't matter.
Sloppy Joe	+		6 seconds, high	Has a chance to drip some meat on the floor.
Baconatrix	+		6 seconds, high
Heartburger	+ / /		6 seconds, high	Works with human, monkey or synthetic hearts. Cyberhearts are also compatible. Contains pure love.
Coconut burger	+		7 seconds, high
Luau burger	+ +		7 seconds, high
Tiki burger	+ + +		9 seconds, high
/ Steak	/		9 seconds, low	You may use synth-, monkey- or human meat.
Omelette	+ + 2x		7 seconds, high	Requires fork.
Deep-space hell omelette	+ + 2x		7 seconds, high	The space bees are not going to like this! Requires fork.
Fish fingers	/ / /		9 seconds, low	The type of fish used is irrelevant.
Baked potato			9 seconds, high
Mashed potatoes	3x		N/A	Requires fork.
Fries			7 seconds, low
Bacon and eggs	2x + 2x		8 seconds, high	Requires fork.
Plain spaghetti			8 seconds, high	Specific name varies. Requires fork.
Spaghetti in sauce	+		8 seconds, high	Specific name varies. Requires fork.
Spaghetti in sauce	+		N/A	Specific name varies. Requires fork.
Spaghetti arrabiata	+		8 seconds, high	Spicy! Specific name varies. Requires fork.
Spaghetti arrabiata	+		N/A	Specific name varies. Requires fork.
Spaghetti with meatballs	+		8 seconds, high	Specific name varies. Requires fork.
Swedish meatballs	+ + 2x		6 seconds, high	Bork Bork Bork! Requires fork.
X pizza	+ X		6 seconds, high	The toppings may consist of any food item.
6x X pizza slices	+		N/A
Pizza-ghetti	/ + /		N/A	Inherits the pasta's silly name. Contains pizza reagent and fleur-de-lys.
Sugar cookie			2 seconds, high
Butter cookie	+		2 seconds, high
Oatmeal cookie	+		2 seconds, high
Chocolate-chip cookie	+		2 seconds, high
Iron cookie	+		2 seconds, high
Bacon cookie	+		2 seconds, high
Spookie	+		2 seconds, high	Contains 10 units of ectoplasm.
Jaffa cake	+ +		2 seconds, high
Sugar moon pie	2x + + +		2 seconds, high
Oatmeal moon pie	2x + + +		2 seconds, high
Chocolate moon pie	2x + + +		2 seconds, high
Iron moon pie	2x + + +		2 seconds, high
Bacon moon pie	2x + + +		2 seconds, high
Full moon pie	2x + + +		2 seconds, high	Contains 10 units of ectoplasm.
Jaffa moon cobbler	2x +		2 seconds, high
Whoopie pie	2x + +		2 seconds, high	Requires chocolate-chip cookies specifically.
Cookie with frosting	+		N/A	Works with any type of cookie or moon pie except spookie, full moon pie, and butter cookies. Makes random color frosting.
Nougat bar	+		5 seconds, low
Granola bar	+		5 seconds, low
Crumpet			3 Seconds, low.
/ Bagel			3 Seconds, low.	Can create both plain and seed bagels.
Donut	+		3 Seconds, low.
Biscuit	+		4 seconds, low
English Muffin	+		N/A	Delicious. Cut in half with a knife.
Buttered English Muffin	+		N/A	Butter is optional.
Hardtack	+		6 seconds, high
Butter Burger	+		6 seconds, high
File:Macguffin.png Sausage MacGuffin	2x + + +		6 seconds, high
Honey Wonks	+		5 seconds, low	Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl.
Hetz' Cup	+		N/A	Works with any candy, so long as it has chocolate reagent and isn't another Hetz Cup.
Waffles	+		10 seconds, low
Cream pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
X cream pie	+ + X		2 seconds, high	Accepts any food item. Requires spoon.
Custard pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Apple pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Pumpkin pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Lemon meringue pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Key lime pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Strawberry pie	+ 2x		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Slurry pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Bacon pie	+		2 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Moon pie	+ /		2 seconds, high	Get it? 10% chance of spawning with a silly alternate name such as "fart pie" or "mud pie". Requires spoon.
X pie	+ + X		2 seconds, high	You may add one or two items (food or otherwise). Requires spoon.
Creamy sponge cake	+		7 seconds, high
Chocolate sponge cake	+		7 seconds, high
Meat cake	+		7 seconds, high
Bacon cake	+ 3x		7 seconds, high
Droopy cake	+ / / /		7 seconds, high
Fruit cake	+		7 seconds, high	A December-month exclusive. Accepts both smoldering messes and physical manifestations of fried foods.
/ Pancakes	+	+	6 seconds, high	Don't forget to add the maple syrup after cooking the pancakes!
X cake	+ X + File:IcingTube.png	+ +	6 seconds, high	Use the mixer to blend the cake batter with the item of your choice, then cook the unfinished batter in the oven. Add icing to finish the product.
10x X cake slices	+		N/A
/ X rangoon / eggroll	+ X		N/A	Combine the wrapper with a food item of your choice, then load it into the deep fryer. Tiny objects make a rangoon, normal-sized items an eggroll.
Fried onion ring			N/A
Onion Chips	2x + +		7 seconds, high
Popcorn	+		N/A	Heat the cob with a welding tool or other heat source until it pops.
Popcorn			N/A
X-flavoured ice cream			N/A	The machine offers three basic flavours. Alternatively, you can use a container (beaker, drinking glass, bottle etc.) with reagents of your choice.
Mashed brains	/ / /		N/A	Good brain food! Requires fork.
Meatloaf			6 seconds, high	Requires fork.
Taco shell			6 seconds, low
Meat taco	+ + +		N/A	Most types of meat can be used, including bacon.
4x Tortilla chips			N/A	Crush an empty cooked taco shell to get four of these.
Guacamole			N/A	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Mint chutney	+ + +		7 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Oatmeal (random flavour)			7 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Tomato soup	2x		6 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Gruel	3x		N/A	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Chili con queso	+		6 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Chili con carne	+		6 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Chili con flagration	+ + 2x		6 seconds, high	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
El Diablo	+ + +		10 seconds, high	Warning: not for the faint of heart! Combine the con carne and flagration along with the rest of the listed ingredients. Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Cream of mushroom	+		N/A	Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips.
Salad	2x		5 seconds, low	Requires fork
Candy cane	+		5 seconds, low
Egg nog	3x +		5 seconds, low
Hard-Boiled Egg			4 seconds, low	The loose cannon of foods
Deviled Egg	+		N/A
Egg Salad	+ +		5 seconds, low
Haggis	+ +		9 seconds, high	Och laddie, don ya ken wha U'm sayin? Works with all other internal organs, namely lungs, stomachs (as per tradition), intestines, pancreases, kidneys, spleens, appendices, and, disturbingly, eyes.
Haggass	+ +		9 seconds, high	Makes you quite gassy, Scottish style. Requires a fork.
Scotch Eggs	+ +		3 seconds, high	In scotland, Scotch Eggs count as a vegetable.
Pickle			N/A
Bee Kibble	+ +		10 seconds, high	For bee larva only.
Birthday Cupcake	+ + +		10 seconds, high	For space bees only...or brave humans.
Refried Beans	+ 2x		7 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
Rice And Beans	+		10 seconds, low	Requires spoon.
Fried Rice	+ + +		10 seconds, low	Requires spoon.
Omurice	+ +		8 seconds, low	Requires spoon.
Risotto	+ + +		5 seconds, high	Requires spoon.
/ / Nigiri roll	+ / / /		N/A	There are different-colored variations depending on the color of fish fillet you use.
/ / Nigiri roll	+ / / /		6 seconds low.	Makes a random color nigiri roll, regardless of type of fillet used. Not correct sushi making.
Onigiri	+		N/A	A simplified version of how it is made in real life too, unlike...
/ Sushi Roll	/ / / + +		6 seconds low.	Use knife to slice. Also incorrect sushi making.
/ Custom sushi roll	+ + X		N/A	Click the rolling mat with seaweed sheet, then sticky rice, and then up to 3 food items of your choosing. Click on the mat with empty hand a couple times to roll up the mat, then click on it again to unroll it and take the sushi roll off. Use a knife to slice it into sushi rolls. Now this is correct sushi making!

Stove

Soup! Not only does is it delicious, but it's quite good for you; the soup adds up all the healing amounts and up to 4 of the food buffs of the ingredients used. The more you put in, the more you get out!

1. Click on the soup pot with an item to insert it as an ingredient. Go nuts!
   • You can use whatever, including things that aren't food, so long as it can go into a backpack.
     • You can't put another soup pot in the pot.
   • There is a limit on the number of things that can go in the pot, dependent on weight; essentially, you can fit in lots of tiny-size items but only a couple normal-size items.
   • The more ingredients you use, the more soup you can serve out. Be generous!
   • You can take ingredients out by click-dragging the pot onto you. This'll take out the most recently added ingredient.
2. Click on the soup pot with a container of chemicals to pour it in as broth. Any chemicals. Up to 150 units of chemicals.
   • If at any point, you make a mistake and want to start over, you can click-drag the soup pot's sprite onto a floor tile while the pot's in your hand to recover the ingredients and pour the broth out. This also applies the turf effects of the reagents in the broth.
3. Pick up the soup pot and click on the stove to put the pot on the stove. Use a lit welder, lighter, or similar flame source on the stove to light it. It'll start cooking for a few seconds.
4. After it's finished, click on the stove to take the pot off.
5. Click on the pot with a ladle to scoop up some soup, and click on a bowl with a ladle to serve it.

The resulting soup's name will be in the format "[ingredients] soup in [chemicals] broth", with the [chemicals] part displaying the three reagents with the highest volume, and you can Examine the soup pot to get a relative description of the amount of broth in the soup to the maximum volume and a similar one for ingredients. The description gets snarky if there's a lot of ingredients.

Deep Fryer

Every food can be deep-fried, and the same applies to many other objects. In fact, pretty much anything you can think of besides containers and bulky items - experiment!

Shitty Grill

Not-actually-all-that-shitty grill that appears on John's Bus, which can be called at the Space Diner and Mining Outpost for space-based maps and the Sea Diner for ocean-based maps. Grilling is simple: click on the grill to light it up, then wait a while for it to warm up. Once it's ready, click on the grill with an item in your hand to put that item on the grill. Wait a few seconds, then click on the grill again to take it off the grill.

Like the deep fryer, just about everything that can be held in your hand can be grilled, even things that aren't food, and the resulting grilled item is edible and counts as a food item for recipes that can accept food items, but not non-foods, as a custom ingredient. Moreover, there are different grill states depending on how long the item was on the grill, and if you get the timing right, the newly grilled item can have omnizine or even enriched MSG in it. However, the time frame for a perfect grill is short and unforgiving, and it's quite easy to just burn it into a char.

Grilling in John Bill's presence will elicit helpful and/or amusing comments from him. Supposedly, there's also a super-powered version with many different functionalities in some forsaken lab somewhere. Also, you probably shouldn't leave it on and unattended without anything grilling.

Microwave

Though rarely (if ever) used for anything, the microwave still has its place in the bar. Most people are aware of warm donk pockets, but there are also several other legacy recipes which might be of use to a barman or hungry assistants - a second unit can be found in crew quarters, and more may be deployed with the help of a mechanic.

Produced item	Recipe	Info
Donut	+
Popcorn
Waffles	2x + 2x
Custard pie	2x +	Peel the banana first! Requires spoon.
Burger	+	Possible types of meat: synth, monkey, human.
Brainburger	+	Only a monkey or human brain will work, not synthbrains! Infects whoever eats it with kuru.
Buttburger	+	Doesn't work with synth- or cyberbutts.
Roburger	+	Recipe is limited to the standard cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with robotic transformation.
Heartburger	+	Works with human and monkey hearts. Synthetic or cyberhearts are not compatible.
Meatball	+	Valid combination: 1x monkey + 1x human.
Warm donk pocket	+
Warm donk pocket	(cold)	A box of them can be found in the kitchen refrigerator. Once heated, they will stay warm for about seven minutes.

In case of an invalid or unrecognized recipe, the microwave is less forgiving than its successor. However, it's not the end of the world and both failure states can be addressed rather easily.

The microwave gets covered in muck! - Get some space cleaner. Ask the janitor or simply steal one of his spray bottles.

The microwave breaks! - Use a screwdriver on the unit, then a wrench.

Just like real life, putting an egg in a microwave by itself is a Bad Idea.

Prison Loaf Processor

Certain customers may not even be able to visit the bar and enjoy your culinary delicacies. Fortunately, there is still a convenient way to deliver food to the inmates: the Lay-Z Chef Prison Food Chute. Many items (food or otherwise) are suitable components for the processor, which sends the fresh loaf directly to the brig. While you have limited control over the taste or appearance of said loaf, there is actually more to it than meets the eye. It might be worthwhile to experiment with the amount and composition of the ingredients!

If a loaf is simply too much to eat, using a welder on the processor toggles it into nugget mode! Freshly made nuggets of food will be extruded and portioned out to the prisoners, perfect for some fast grub.

Icon	Level	Name	Comments	Notes
	1	Prison loaf	A rather slapdash loaf designed to feed prisoners. Technically nutritionally complete and edible in the same sense that potted meat product is edible.
	2	Dense prison loaf	The chef must be really packing a lot of junk into these things today.
	3	Extra-dense prison loaf	Good lord, this thing feels almost like a brick. A brick made of kitchen scraps and god knows what else.
	4	Super-compressed prison loaf	Hard enough to scratch a diamond, yet still somehow edible, this loaf seems to be emitting decay heat. Dear god.
	5	Fissile loaf	There's so much junk packed into this loaf, the flavor atoms are starting to go fissile. This might make a decent engine fuel, but it definitely wouldn't be good for you to eat.	Throw it and watch what happens.
	6	Fusion loaf	Forget fission, the flavor atoms in this loaf are so densely packed now that they are undergoing atomic fusion. What terrifying new flavor atoms might lurk within?
	7	Neutron loaf	Oh good, the flavor atoms in this prison loaf have collapsed down to a solid lump of neutrons.
	8	Quark loaf	This nutritional loaf is collapsing into subatomic flavor particles. It is unfathmomably heavy.	You can bash through reinforced walls with this.
	9	Degenerate loaf	You should probably call a physicist.
	10	Strangelet loaf	You should probably call a priest.	Flies around at random, destroying whatever it hits and heavily damaging players it bashes into.
	11	Einstein-rosen loaf	A hypothetical feature of loaf-spacetime. It could in theory be used to open a bridge between one point in space-time to another point in loaf-spacetime, if one had the machine required ...	Can be used to make a material that causes whatever it's made out of to float.

Animal Slaughter

Knives can be used on dead critters to slaughter their bodies. This will in most cases instantly produce several pieces of meat bearing the creature's name, which you can use for cooking.

Monkeys are a mob, so they require you to either put them on a meatspike, or shove them in the gibber.

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