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|description=Shoot your cat, reprogram the [[AI]] into a dog. Throw the [[Nuclear Authentication disk|authentication disk]] at the [[Nuclear Operative|Syndicaes]].  
|description=Shoot your cat, reprogram the [[AI]] into a dog. Throw the [[Nuclear Authentication disk|authentication disk]] at the [[Nuclear Operative|Syndicates]].  
|difficulty=Nightmarish
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|access=Everything - [[Security_(place)#Head of Security's Office|Head of Security's Office]], [[Security_(place)#Armory|Armory]]}}
|access=Everything - [[Security_(place)#Head of Security's Office|Head of Security's Office]], [[Security_(place)#Armory|Armory]]}}

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These are all the jobs you can fuck up choose.

Civilian Jobs

These are jobs that contribute to the crew's overall performance and efficiency, sometimes.

Civilian Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access


Staff Assistant Fight everyone, ruin everything. Easy Maintenance
File:Jobchef.png Chef Shout indecipherable gibberish at Botany. Deep-fry all your ingredients. Easy Kitchen
Chaplain Fart on your bible. Leave paper all over the floor. Never be around when you are actually needed. Easy Chapel
Barman Get drunk, shoot your new gun at your bar patrons. Get subsequently looted by a mob. Easy Bar
Botanist Grow slurrypods, smoke weed erreyday. Ignore everybody, but especially the Chef. Easy to Medium Hydroponics Maintenance
Janitor Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff everything into your trash cart. Easy to Hard Janitor's Closet, Medbay, Morgue, Maintenance


Maintenance Jobs

These jobs are charged with station upkeep and engineering support.

Maintenance Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Mechanic Ask nicely to scan a pair of Thermals, then run off with them. Suffocate while building a pod. Medium Electronics, Maintenance, Hack into everything
Engineer Use up all the plasma immediately, die in an explosion. Refuse to fix anything. Easy to Medium Engineering, Maintenance
Miner Completely ignore the asteroid field, fuck off into space. Run out of air. Easy to Medium Mining, Maintenance
Quartermaster Buy bees and booze, except when people ask you to. Order harmless minerals, explode violently. Medium Cargo Bay, Maintenance


Research Jobs

These jobs are charged with researching new, exciting technologies and breakthroughs as well as providing medical treatment.

Research Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
File:Jobmed.png Medical Doctor Never heal anyone, whine when people take Medkits. Break into Chemistry. Medium Medbay, Maintenance
File:Jobgen.png Geneticist Ask for volunteers, mutate them into epileptic elvis. Never clone anyone, get bombed. Hard Genetics, Maintenance, Medbay
Roboticist Steal all the butts. Cry because nobody wants to be a cyborg. Give a botanist chainsaw arms. Medium Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance
Scientist Ignore the Artifact Lab, "accidentally" throw acid on people. Start a Telescience expedition, drain all the power. Hard Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Pathology, Teleporter Lab


Personnel Jobs

These jobs are the administration of the station. They manage the station and ensure everyone is safe and productive.

Personnel Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Security Officer Beat the utter shit out of the Janitor. Ticket the staff for not giving you money. Soul Crushing Maintenance, Security, Brig, Medbay, Morgue, Research Corridors
Detective Have your vital gear stolen by the Captain. Shoot at the Captain. Turn up dead and naked 20 minutes later. Easy to Hard Maintenance, Detective's Office, Brig, Medbay, Morgue, Research Corridors
Chief Engineer Realize you have no clue how to start the engine, die in a fire. Medium Engineering, Electronics, Cargo Bay, Bridge, Mining, EVA, Maintenance
Medical Director Get less respect than a cardboard box. Shoot the Research Director with your new gun for 'trespassing'. Medium Medbay, Genetics, Robotics, Bridge, Maintenance
Research Director Sell "medicinal" drugs for cash. Irritate the Medical Director accidentally, then on purpose. Medium to Hard Medbay, Research, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Pathology, Teleporter, Bridge, Hydroponics, Maintenance
Head of Security Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. Harder than Hard Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory
File:Tipsntricks.png Head of Personnel Leave your ID in the computer. Disappear immediately and forever. Medium to Hard Everything, because lets face it, every HoP is going to give themselves Captain-level access
Captain Shoot your cat, reprogram the AI into a dog. Throw the authentication disk at the Syndicates. Nightmarish Everything - Head of Security's Office, Armory


Antagonist Roles

These are the enemies of the station. They commit murder and outrageous acts of violence against the crew.

Antagonist Roles
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Traitor Buy a glowy sword. Hit yourself with the glowy sword. Medium to Hard Depends on job
Vampire Stand in the Chapel. Bluhh!! Easy to Hard Depends on job
File:Werewolf64.png Werewolf Run around with a top hat. Howl at the ice moon. Hard Pry open doors
Nuclear Operative Speak over the radio two minutes in. Leave the shuttle without a breath mask. Hard Maintenance
Wizard Run around trying to kill everyone, get electrocuted by the AI. Whine, respawn, repeat. Easy to Hard Walk through walls
Changeling Dispense free drugs, beg not to be murdered. Go on a rampage in fancy dress. Hard Depends on job
Spy Lose your PDA, implant braindead people. Remind everyone why they got rid of Rev. Hard Depends on job
Gang leader Spawn your closet outside Sec. Get beat with a mop for spraypainting the AI. Nightmarish Depends on job
Gangster Join the gang with the coolest hats. Brutally murder other bustas. Hard Depends on job


Special Roles

Special roles for players.

Special Roles
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
File:AI64.png AI Get bored. Open doors. Turn the airbridges off. Psychologically Devastating Everything
File:AJobcyborg.gif Cyborg Ignore the AI, play dress-up. Write "fart" in tiles at escape, run out of power. Hard Everything
Monkey Become the chef's assistant. Get put on the spike for sandwich pizza pie. Nightmarish Depends, walk under tables
Ghost Rotate chairs, whine in deadchat, rave about omnighosts. Spooky Irrelevant
Zombie Moan for brains over the radio. Get beaten by a mob. Apocalyptic Depends on job
Cluwne HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!! KILL ME PLEASE IT HURTS TO LIVE HONK HONK!!! Removed


Job of the Day

Every day, one of these jobs will be available.

Job of the Day
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Tourist Run around taking photos of the floor, space yourself in minutes. Easy None
Vice Officer Raid Botany, smoke their weed. Raid the Kitchen, eat their burgers. Medium Maintenance, Security, Brig, Hydroponics, Kitchen, Bar
Clown Trip on your own shoes, fall out an airlock. Regret your existence immediately. Genuinely Worse Than Death None
Lawyer Have your suitcase stolen, represent the thief in court. Easy Maintenance, Security, Brig
Barber Give a bald man an afro with barber magic. Dye it pink. Easy Maintenance
Boxer Punch the Captain in the groin. Get murdered by the Captain. Easy Maintenance
Mailman Go postal. Suffocate while trying to get to your office. Easy Maintenance


Discontinued Jobs

Jobs that are no longer available to players.

Discontinued Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Elite Security Export police brutality to space, shoot the people you are meant to save. Hard Everything
Head Surgeon Turn into a cardboard box. Inject people with poison. Medium to Hard Bridge, Medbay, Genetics, Robotics, Morgue, Maintenance
Chemist Set Chemistry on fire. Set Toxins on fire. Set Medbay on fire. Set yourself on fire. Easy to Hard Chemistry, Research Corridors
Atmospheric Technician Pretend you're trying to help, "accidentally" fill Security with plasma. Lag the server to hell and back. Medium Atmospherics, Maintenance
Technical Assistant Raid Engineering for insulated gloves. Get in the way of the actual Engineers. Easy Tech Storage, Maintenance
Medical Assistant Assist Medbay by stealing the medical supplies. Loot the corpses in Genetics. Easy Medbay, Maintenance