Scientist

The Scientist is the primary research role on the station. They research chemicals, artifacts, teleportation, and toxic gases. Scientists report to the Research Director, and operate out of the Research Wing south of the Medical Bay. Scientists are equipped with a Research Headset and reagent scanner built into the PDA.

Chemistry

Mix chemicals together to create helpful/harmful/unusual compounds. The chemistry department is stocked with two sets of CheMaster 3000/Chem Dispenser/Reagent Heater-Cooler units. In addition, it has two boxes of Beakers, Syringes, and a ValuChimp to dispense little hairy assistants.

Plasma Research

Mix, burn, and test various gas mixtures. Useful for heating plasma for use in high-explosive bombs. Toxins/gas storage is located to the south, it contains several large canisters of O2, Plasma, C02, and Air (79% N2, 21% O2).

Artifact Research

Use the DWAINE Terminal to research various forms of artifacts, then scan any artifacts on the Artifact Analyzer. The station starts out with a Test Artifact, but others are often found while Mining or exploring space.

Telescience

Telescience contains a teleportation pad and computer, along with several Space GPS units and Tracking Implants. GPS coordinates are not correct, you must calculate the spatial drift of the teleporter controls. The formula of Y=MX+B is used to figure out the real-world units from the space GPS units, where Y is the console coordinate, x is the GPS coordinate, and M and B randomly change over time. You can use the GPS units provided to calculate the M and B values by teleporting a GPS unit into space and tracking it with another GPS unit.

Goals

As a scientist, you are allowed freedom to pursue whatever research you feel like, within reason. There are no required tasks to keep the rest of the station functional, but there are several things that you can do to help out:

• Make healing chemicals, you have the ability to create several types of restorative chemicals that the medical bay cannot.
• Scan Artifacts to find helpful effects.
• The teleporter can be useful in emergencies, such as saving stranded crew members. Remember that the AI can operate the teleporter controls!
• Toxins research can be used for creating perfected high explosive or incendiary bombs. Only two spacemen in living memory, Billy Mays and Red Archibald, have achieved this excluding admins and code monkeys. An example for you to work off of is the device that starts off on the Research Director's desk every match. (Editor's note : Don't feel bad if you screw up while trying to learn how to use toxins properly, it is harder than it appears.)

Crew Objectives

As a loyal crew member, you can sometimes be assigned some strictly optional objectives to keep yourself busy while you wait for something to happen. As a scientist, you can expect to see the following:

End the round with at least one active alien artifact, not including the test artifact
This requires that someone actually find one of the damn things during the round, which is largely out of your control. One typically spawns on the AI satellite's solars, though, so your best bet to find one would be to get hacking tools, teleport out to the AI satellite teleporter, and use a Cargo Teleporter to beam the artifact back to the research wing after you find it. Once it's in the lab, go about activating it like you would any other artifact.

End the round on fire and with Kelotane in your system
Use Chemistry to whip up a few pills; one with lots of Napalm to make you spontaneously combust, another with Kelotane.

Make sure the floor of chemistry is not scorched at the end of the round
Hahahahhahahahhahahahhahahaha. Yeah right.

Syndicate Scientist

Oh boy, if you are a traitorous Scientist you have hit the Jackpot! With access to Chemistry and Toxins, you can create some of the most dangerous items in the game while claiming they are harmless experiments. Syndicate Scientists are constantly one-upping each other to be the most horrifically destructive, agony-inflicting, psychotic maniacs around. Have fun!

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