Chef

How To Serve Man

As the Chef your job is to feed the station with delicious food and ice cream. You are the only man who can keep the crews morale up with your wonderful cuisine, the only problem is of course, to make people eat your food, you see years and years of bad cookery has destroyed the chefs reputation. Sometimes, a brave person will however eat your food, and hopefully be pleasantly surprised. You may be asking how you actually make all these culinary masterpieces. this is a true art, which can only be perfected by training, and occasionally dying horribly.

Cooking

In SS13, there is a good variety of foodstuffs that you can make, such as cakes, pizzas, ice creams, and many others. Usually, edibles will heal people for a small amount, as long as they are not too hurt. This is all some food, like bread slices, are good for.

Some food, however, may actually be graded in how tasty it is. This doesn't really seem to have any game effect, besides a small message showing up when you eat the said food saying "this tasted amazing" or "this is rather dry". Still, many players are willing to play along, so having an amazing tasting cake could, for example, prompt the captain to throw money at you, while an awful one can end up being thrown on your face. Ingredients aren't really important to how a food taste, usually, as long as you are following the recipe. What is really important is the procedure (which usually means cooking time). So, it is worth it to experiment with the recipes. If something tastes bland, try cooking a little more, or a little less. Not all recipes are subject to this aspect (bread slices, for example, always taste the same), but many are.

A few of the recipes, like the pizza or the cake, will allow you to insert some ingredient or other of your choice. Once you have cake batter, for example, you can mix it with almost any foodstuff, as long as it will fit the mixer. Furthermore, you can also put any liquid in the icing tube to use as icing. So, you can have cakes varying from the normal, like chocolate cake with coffee icing, to unusual, like meat cake with cheese icing, to the nonsense, like steam ice cream cake with ice icing. Besides the decorative aspect, the ingredients you use will remain active, and affect whoever eats it. Be aware that anyone can check what these foods are made off by just examining them, but it still is a bad idea to serve really poisonous stuff at the bar if you are not an antagonist. But besides this, experiment and see what you can stuff into different foods.

Simple Recipes

Burger: Get flour, put it in sink, put it in oven. Add cheese, human or monkey meat, cook, and a burger!
Cake: Take flour, use it on the sink to make dough. Add sugar to the dough to make sweet dough. Add the sweet dough to the MixMaster along with two eggs, mix. If you want to make a (Chocolate, LSD, Captain's Hat, etc) cake, add the additional ingredient to the mixer with the cake dough and mix again. Bake on Low for 4 seconds, then bake again for 7 seconds. Apply icing, or don't, serve, and cut.
Fried Anything: Take any item, put it in the deep fryer. Take the item out early for a lightly fried item, wait until the timer to ding for a normally fried item, and wait an extra long time for a horrible smouldering mess. You can pour any liquid into the deep fryer to imbue the fried food with that liquid.
Ice Cream: Get cone, go to ice cream machine. Choose flavor. Additional flavors: vodka, weed (ask your local botanist), and urine can be made from a glass/beaker.

I hefe-a eccent huly sheet, Bork Bork Bork!

Sometimes, the Chef will spawn with permanent Swedishness. This incurable condition results in not only an undying love of Volvos and ABBA, but an annoying accent that makes everything you say very difficult to understand. In that case, don't use radio too much, your accent will have you toolboxed. Also, newbie AIs may not realize you are trying to communicate with them when you frantically scream "EEE TURN OFF ZE CRUSHER BORK BORK."

Syndicate Shenanigans

The chef is rather suited to a traitor role. Few people will query a chef dragging a corpse, and even fewer will actually care about the corpses/human meat in your kitchen. The gibber provides an excellent (and tasty!) way to dispose of your foes permanently.

The chef gets a intimidating kitchen knife, which has a good knock-out rate, and causes a target hit by it to bleed everywhere and take more damage over time. As a bonus, any dead person you hit with the knife will be gibbed and turned into meat!

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