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Revision as of 01:29, 10 May 2020
Food is what you eat. Drinks are what you drink. Here is a comprehensive (but still incomplete) list of items and recipes for the chef to utilize and the crew to enjoy. Just remember that side-effects are by no means unknown or uncommon.
Snacks
Icon | Name | Available from | Info |
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Donut | Vendor, kitchen | Frosted donuts give double the HP recovery to security officers. <Insert Joke> | |
Chips | Vendor | ||
Candy | Vendor | ||
Fries | Vendor, kitchen | ||
Popsicle | Vendor, kitchen | Comes in 7 amazing flavors! | |
Popcorn | Kitchen | ||
Onion chips | Kitchen | ||
Nougat bar | Kitchen | ||
Granola bar | Kitchen | ||
Cookie tin | Kitchen | Contains 7x butter cookies | |
Popsicle Box | Refrigerator | Contains 7x popsicles! | |
Hetz' Cup | Kitchen | ||
Candy apple | Kitchen | ||
Candy cane | Kitchen | ||
Yoghurt | Kitchen | Requires spoon. | |
Pickle | Kitchen | ||
Swedish Fisk | Kitchen | Contains swedium. | |
Extravagant Chocolate Gateau | Kitchen | ||
Fortune Cookie | Quartermaster | A small cookie with a Zoldorf-esque fortune in it. | |
Chinese takeout carton | Quartermaster | A carton full of delicious Space Chinese food. The character depicted is half the expression for "China". | |
Candy heart | Quartermaster | Flavored chalk with inscriptions such as "Robust Me" and "Love Transfer Valve". 10 in every box! | |
Peach ring | Quartermaster,GTM | Contains a tiny bit of peach juice. | |
Delectable Dan's Scrumptious Strudel | GTMs | Contains strawberry juice, vanilla, and three random miscellaenous reagents! | |
Cinnamon sugar donut | GTMs | Absolutely chockful of sugar. | |
Little Danny's Snack Cake | Hacked FoodTech | Comes in many colors and with bad grease, VHFCS, "flavoring", and occasionally just poison. | |
Little Danny's Legally-Distinct Creme-Filled Snack Loaf | Abandoned crates, most Listening Posts | A regular snack cake that's most definitely not trying to be a Twinkie. | |
Descuento Danito's Burritos | Snacks Vendor | Available in many different flavours. Comes with an integral heating mechanism. May contain a golden ticket. | |
Discount Dan's Quik-Noodles | Snacks Vendor | Literally poison. Also equipped with a heater. | |
Hungry Dan's TV Dinners | Snacks Vendor | Yum. Also equipped with a heater. | |
Lollipop | Medbay | A healthy snack containing a small amount of medicine, such as charcoal or saline. | |
Goatze's Caramel Creme | Goodybags | Surprisingly delicious! (And very sugary.) | |
Candy corn | Goodybags | Disappointing. Gives you loads of sugar and bad oil to rub it in. | |
-1 Bar | Food synthesizers | ||
Farty Snott's Every Flavour Beans | Wizard's Den, Trench | Contains random reagents that cannot be extracted. More at Wizard. | |
Yellow cake | RD Office | Contains uranium. Safe and delicious! | |
Pope Crunch | Crew quarters | Extremely crunchy! Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl. | |
Roach Puffs | Oshan Kitchen maint | Can also be directly eaten or mixed with milk in a bowl. But there's no chocolate in it... | |
Shredded Syndies | GTM, Ocean Listening Post | Eat directly from the box or in a bowl. Fortified with atropine & space drugs. | |
Telecrystal | Mining | Surprisingly edible! Has a variety of effects. | |
Viscerite | Mining | Also surprisingly edible! Contains a good chunk of synthflesh, but watch out for the other stuff in there... | |
Flockburger | Debris Field/Oshan station level merchant | Turns out that a glass sandwich is made of silicon, radium, and limeade. | |
Weird cheese | Mining Outpost, chemistry | Too rotten to be used in food and chockful of weird decay products. | |
Funny-looking can | Abandoned derelict | Is surströmming. For Swedes, makes a delightful dish. For non-Swedes, induces a wide range of gross-out effects, most of which involve stuns and vomiting, with a very rare chance to puke out a heart or become extra stinky. | |
Zongzi | Spacebux lunchboxes | Space Chinese snack currently found only in lunchboxes purchased through Spacebux. Click on it in-hand to unwrap it. | |
Apple | Hydroponics | ||
Banana | Hydroponics | Peel it first! | |
Orange | Hydroponics | ||
Lemon | Hydroponics | ||
Lime | Hydroponics | ||
Strawberry | Hydroponics | ||
Avocado | Hydroponics | ||
Grapes | Hydroponics | ||
Melon slice | Hydroponics | Slice a watermelon with something sharp to get six of these. | |
Honey | Hydroponics | Produced by space bees. Taste may vary, depending on the plant that provided the nectar. | |
Carrot | Hydroponics | ||
Slurryfruit | Hydroponics | Poisonous! | |
Eggplant | Hydroponics | ||
Coconut meat | Hydroponics | Break open a coconut to these loads of these and a handy cup. | |
Pineapple slice | Hydroponics | No salt needed. Cut a pineapple to get one of these. Must be kept away from pizza at all costs. | |
Bamboo shoot | Hydroponics | Slice a bamboo stalk to get one of these. | |
????? | Incompetent chef | Contains ???? (reagent). The result of a bad recipe, probably shouldn't eat this... | |
Smoldering Mess | Incompetent chef | Also contains ????. The result of overcooking something. | |
Physical Manifestation of the Very Concept of Fried Foods | Incompetent chef | Contains ???? as well. Result of leaving something in the fryer for too long. |
Drinks
Icon | Name | Type | Available from | Info |
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Booze-O-Mat | N/A | Bar | Dispenses booze and cocktail accessories. Doesn't have any ID restrictions. | |
Space beer | Alcohol | Bar | ||
Fancy beer | Alcohol | Bar | Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains beer plus a number of random chemicals. | |
Cider | Alcohol | Bar | ||
Mead | Alcohol | Bar | ||
Wine | Alcohol | Bar | ||
Hobo wine | Alcohol | ??? | Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains wine plus a number of random chemicals. | |
Vodka | Alcohol | Bar | ||
Gin | Alcohol | Bar | ||
Tequila | Alcohol | Bar | ||
Champagne | Alcohol | Bar | Hit pods, segways or other vehicles with the Harm intent to rename them. | |
Rum | Alcohol | Bar | Spaced rum bottles also contain yobihodazine. | |
Bo Jack Daniel's | Alcohol | Bar | A real man's drink! | |
Stinkeye's Special Reserve | Alcohol | ??? | A favourite of captains everywhere. | |
Curacao Liqueur | Alcohol | Alcohol Crate, Trench | Contains, well, curacao, a fairly strong cocktail ingredient with unique drunktalk lines. | |
Cristal Champagne | Alcohol | Manta Bar | Contains, well, champagne. Can be used to rename vehicles in the same way as the regular version. | |
Egg nog | Other | Bar, kitchen | ||
Creaca's Space Milk | Other | Kitchen | Contains 50 units of, well, milk. | |
Quilty Farms Milk | Other | Kitchen | As expected, contains 50 units of milk. | |
Space cola | Soda | Vendor, kitchen | Normalizes tempature and decays into sugar. | |
Fancy cola | Soda | Vendor | Sold, confusingly, as just "space cola". Spawns with a randomly-generated name. Contains 20 units of cola, 10 u of VHFCS, and 10 u of a random drink, such as ginger ale or strawberry milk. | |
Decirprevo Bottled Water | Other | Vendor | ||
Robust-Eez | Soda | Vendor | Contains methamphetamine. | |
Grife-O | Soda | Vendor | A little radioactive. That's because it contains space dust. | |
Dr. Pubber | Soda | Vendor | Contains morphine and haloperidol. | |
Grones Soda | Soda | Vendor | Comes in random flavours. | |
Spooky Dan's | Soda | Vendor | Two flavours on offer. Neither are industrial runoff, nope! | |
Orange-Aid | Soda | Vendor | Contains oculine. | |
Lime-Aid | Other | Vendor | Contains antihol. | |
Soft Soft Pizza | Other | Hacked Vendor | Contains liquid pizza... What? | |
Robust Coffee | Other | Vendor | Contains addictive coffee which helps against stuns. | |
Happy Elf Hot Chocolate | Other | Vendor | ||
Chicken Soup | Other | Vendor | Can cure minor diseases. | |
Weight-Loss Shake | Other | Vendor | Contains lipolicide. | |
Tea | Other | Vendor | ||
Wired Dan's Kafe Kick | Other | Hacked Vendor | A daily fix of drugs and poison, diluted with water. Banned by the Space FDA. | |
Delightful Dan's Ginger Ale | Other | GTM | Contains, as expected, ginger ale. | |
Delightful Dan's Peachy Punch | Other | GTM | Contains peach juice. | |
Drowsy Dan's Terrific Tonic | Other | GTM | Contains 25 units of lemonade... and 25 units of ether. | |
2010 Vintage | Other... | Courtroom | Contains finely aged...piss. | |
Mugwort tea | Other | Wizard's Den | A bitter tea with magical protective properties. Heals wizards. | |
Brotein Shake - Dragon Balls | Other | Josh, QM Trader | Contains energy drink. |
Dispenser
The alcohol and soda dispensers offer a convenient way to prepare alcoholic and non-alcoholic refreshments. They have an essentially infinite supply of various drinks and operate like the machines in chemistry. That comes in handy, because many commercial products contain more than one reagent and it would otherwise be difficult to isolate specifically what you want for e. g. cake icing. And of course, they will also be useful if you decide to turn the kitchen/bar into a makeshift laboratory.
A barman's job also isn't complete unless you know how to make people drunk off fancy recipes and how to present your creations properly. To that end, you can add umbrellas, wedges and other doodads to a variety of fancy drinking glasses and craft an absolute myriad of cocktails, so you go beyond just serving plain ethanol.
Different cocktails also decay into different amounts of ethanol, allowing you a little control over just how fast and how far your customers get rip-roaring drunk. Every four seconds, the drink decays into the amount of ethanol listed, times a special number. This special number, called a multiplier, is usually two, but it can change depending on server load. So, if a drink has, say, 0.3 listed for the Ethanol column, it'll decay into 0.6 units of ethanol every four seconds, give or take a bit.
Most of these drinks can be made just with just the dispenser, but not all of them. For drinks with coffee, it's best it get coffee from the coffee machines (the green-colored vending machines) rather than fool around with the espresso machine. Drinks with sugar need sugar from the chemical or soda dispensers, not the sugar used by the Chef. For drinks with more exotic ingredients, you may need the chem dispenser (which is usually right near the alcohol and soda dispenser) and a beaker, since the chem dispenser doesn't accept drinkware. Luckily, there's usually a large one around right on top of it, and your glass recycler can make beakers.
Item | Icon | Eth. | Recipe | Info | |
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Fruit wedges | N/A | / / / + | Oranges, limes, and lemons can be found in fruit wedge kits from BoozeVends, while grapefruits are exclusively grown via botany. | ||
Maraschino cherry | N/A | + | |||
Soda Water | N/A | Carbon + Oxygen + Water | A cocktail ingredient. | ||
Cola | N/A | Soda Water + Sugar | Reduces drowsiness, cools you down. | ||
Simple Syrup | N/A | Sugar + Water heated to 180 | Another cocktail ingredient. | ||
Lemonade | N/A | Lemon juice + Sugar | |||
Limeade | N/A | Lime juice + Sugar | |||
Egg nog | N/A | Egg + Sugar + Milk | Decays into 1.2u sugar | ||
Chocolate milk | N/A | Chocolate + Milk | |||
Strawberry milk | N/A | Strawberry juice + Milk | |||
Sweet tea | N/A | Tea + Sugar | |||
Half and Half | N/A | Sweet Tea + Lemon juice OR Sweet Tea + Lemonade OR Tea + Lemonade | |||
Tea with honey | N/A | Tea + Honey | Makes you feel relaxed. | ||
Tea with mint | N/A | Tea + Mint | |||
Triple Citrus | N/A | Lemon juice + Lime juice + Orange juice | Heals a little bit of TOX damage. | ||
Screwdriver | 0 | .25 | Vodka + Orange juice | Screws/unscrews stuff when poured onto something, like the other screwdriver. | |
Sex on the Beach | 0 | .1 | Screwdriver + Cranberry juice | Farts upon synthesis. Don't question it. | |
Vodka Gimlet | 0 | .25 | Vodka + Lime juice | ||
Cosmopolitan | 0 | .1 | Vodka Gimlet + Cranberry juice | ||
Bloody Mary | 0 | .25 | Vodka + Tomato juice | ||
Bloody Scary | 0 | .3 | Vodka + Changeling blood | ||
Vodka Martini | 0 | .3 | Vodka + Vermouth | ||
Vodka Tonic | 0 | .25 | Vodka + Tonic water | ||
Mind Eraser | 0 | .3 | Vodka Tonic + Robust Coffee | ||
Black Russian | 0 | .15 | Vodka + Robust Coffee | ||
White Russian | 0 | .3 | Black Russian + Milk | ||
Espresso Martini | 0 | .1 | Vodka + Chocolate + Sugar + Espresso | ||
Suicider | 1 | Vodka + Cider + Epinephrine + Welding fuel | Can also be extracted or distilled from omega weed. | ||
Murdini | 1 | .1 | Martini + Apple juice + Suicider | ||
Port | 0 | .2 | Vodka + Wine + Sugar + Iron | Has a chance to teleport you at random. | |
Crème de Menthe | 0 | .4 | Vodka + Sugar + Mint | ||
Grasshopper | 0 | .2 | Crème de Menthe + Vanilla + Chocolate | Turns you into a roachperson for an amount of time proportionate to how long it was in your system. | |
Peach Schnapps | 0 | .25 | Vodka + Peach Juice | Rarely, decays into VHFCS. | |
Moscow Mule | 0 | .15 | Vodka + Ginger Ale + Lime juice | ||
Blue Lagoon | 0 | .1 | Vodka + Curacao + Lemonade | ||
Sea Breeze | 0 | .2 | Vodka + Cranberry Juice + Grapefruit juice | ||
Bilk | N/A | Beer + Milk | Tries to treat suffocation by keeping LOSEBREATH and OXY at a treatable level, like a weaker version of ephedrine. | ||
Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier | 0 | .1 | Beer + Nanomachines | Can also be distilled from roburgers. Do not drink while operating a vehicle. | |
Snakebite | 0 | .15 | Beer + Cider | ||
Diesel | 0 | .25 | Snakebite + Cranberry juice | ||
Radler | 0 | .1 | Beer + Lemonade | ||
Michelada | 0 | .1 | Beer + Tomato Juice + Capsaicin | Doots on creation. Capsaicin can be found in chili peppers and nicotine-free cigarettes. | |
BOOrbon | 0 | .6 | Bourbon + Ectoplasm | Makes a spooky sound upon mixing. | |
Whiskey Sour | 0 | .2 | Bourbon + Lemonade | ||
Manhattan | 0 | .3 | Bourbon + Vermouth + Bitters | ||
Hunchback | 0 | .1 | Bourbon + Cola + Tomato juice | See Chemicals. | |
Irish Coffee | 0 | .1 | Bourbon + Robust Coffee + Sugar + Milk | ||
Old Fashioned | 0 | .5 | Bourbon + Bitters + Sugar + Water | ||
Mint Julep | 0 | .15 | Bourbon + Sugar + Mint | Cools you down a bit if you're not almost at freezing point. | |
Horse's Neck | 0 | .5 | Bourbon + Bitters + Ginger Ale | Neighs on mixing | |
Hot Toddy | 0 | .4 | Bourbon + Sweet Tea + Lemon Juice | Does not need heating. | |
Jean Harlow | 0 | .6 | Rum + Vermouth | ||
Planter's Punch | 0 | .4 | Rum + Lemonade | ||
Sangria | 0 | .2 | Planter's Punch + Wine + Orange juice | Warms you up a little bit. | |
Mai Tai | 0 | .3 | Rum + Lime juice + Orange juice | ||
Rum and Cola | 0 | .7 | Rum + Cola | ||
Space-Cuba Libre | 0 | .1 | Rum and Cola + Lime juice | ||
Daiquiri | 0 | .2 | Rum + Lime juice + Sugar | Try adding the rum first, so you don't accidentally make limeade. | |
Mojito | 0 | .2 | Daiquiri + Mint | ||
Piña Colada | 0 | .2 | Rum + Coconut milk + Pineapple juice | ||
Blue Hawaiian | 0 | .18 | Rum + Coconut Milk + Curacao + Pineapple juice + Ice OR Piña Colada + Curacao + Ice | ||
Gunfire | 0 | .1 | Tea + Rum | Makes a silly sound on mixing. | |
Brass Monkey | 0 | .3 | Rum + Vodka + Orange Juice | Makes a monkey scream on mixing. | |
Fluffy Critter | 0 | .2 | Rum + Lime Juice + Lemonade + Strawberry Juice | Coos on creation. | |
Hot Buttered Rum | 0 | .3 | Rum + Cider + Butter | Extract the butter in a reagent extractor. Is room temperature, despite its name. | |
Gin and Tonic | 0 | .25 | Gin + Tonic water | ||
Pink Gin and Tonic | 0 | .3 | Gin and Tonic + Bitters | ||
Gin and Chronic | 0 | .25 | Gin and Tonic + Tetrahydrocannabinol | Decays into THC as well as ethanol. | |
Gin and Sonic | 0 | .2 | Gin and Tonic + Methamphetamine | Juice Time. Decays into meth as well as ethanol. Reduces stuns on its own sometimes. Changes your shoes' sprite into the one for red shoes. Makes you say Sonic references. | |
Tom Collins | 0 | .18 | Gin and Tonic + Lemonade | ||
Gin Fizz | 0 | .25 | Gin + Lemon juice + Water | ||
Gimlet | 0 | .25 | Gin + Lime juice | ||
Martini | 0 | .3 | Gin + Vermouth | ||
Negroni | 0 | .6 | Martini + Bitters | ||
Necroni | 0 | .5 | Negroni + Ectoplasm | Makes a spooky moan upon mixing. | |
Nicotini | 0 | .3 | Martini + Nicotine | Creates some nicotine as it decays. | |
French 75 | 0 | .15 | Gin + Champagne + Lemonade | ||
Derby | 0 | .4 | Gin + Bitters + Mint | One of many drinks with the same name. | |
Tequini | 0 | .4 | Tequila + Vermouth | ||
Brave Bull | 0 | .35 | Tequila + Robust Coffee | Mild stun reduction. | |
Prairie Fire | 0 | .25 | Tequila + Capsaicin | Sometimes decays into capsaicin and histamine as well as ethanol. | |
Margarita | 0 | .2 | Tequila + Lime juice + Orange juice | ||
Tequila Sunrise | 0 | .22 | Tequila + Orange juice + Sugar | ||
Paloma | 0 | .1 | Tequila + Grapefruit juice + Lime juice | ||
Mimosa | 0 | .05 | Champagne + Orange juice | ||
Kalimixto | 0 | .3 | Wine + Cola | ||
Rose | 0 | .3 | Vermouth + Cherry Juice + Strawberry Juice | ||
Long Beach Iced Tea | 0 | .4 | Tequila + Sex on the Beach + Rum + Gin + Lemon j. |
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Long Island Iced Tea | 0 | .4 | Tequila + Screwdriver + Rum + Gin + Lemon j. + Cola OR Tequila + Screwdriver + Gin + Lemon j. + Rum and Cola |
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Three Mile Island Iced Tea | 0 | .6 | Vodka + Gin + Tequila + Cola + Curacao | Makes a distinctive sound upon mixing. Not actually radioactive. | |
Ling Island Iced Tea | N/A | Long Island Iced Tea + Neurotoxin | When it decays, dumps some ethanol in you. The more Ling Tea there was, and the longer it was in there, the more ethanol. | ||
Ecto Cooler | N/A | Ectoplasm + Uranium + Orange juice | Decays into VHFCS and has a chance to produce strange green goop as well, which allows you to see ghosts. | ||
Squeeze | 1 | Bread (reagent) + Welding fuel | Stuns and infects the consumer with food poisoning. | ||
Expresso | N/A | Espresso + Neurotoxin | Hurts your brain real bad. | ||
Triple Triple | N/A | Triple Citrus + Triplepiss + Triple meth | Clouds your screen in crazy colors, makes you urinate a lot, causes you to hallucinate and vomit citrus fruits, and much more. | ||
Mewtini | N/A | Cat Drugs + Mutini + Milk + Catonium | Infects you with toxoplasmosis, which eventually turns you into a cat. And we mean the quadrupedal kind that you see in the Captain's Quarters, not those kind, you perv. | ||
Honky Tonic | 1 | Tonic Water + Space Lube + Neurotoxin + Colorful Reagent | A very Clown-y drink. Sometimes stuns and causes honking, occasionally makes you say something silly. | ||
Freeze | 4 | Secret! | Stuns, makes you Ice Moon cold. May spontaneously freeze you into an ice statue. Neutralized by chocolate. | ||
Dragon's Breath | 5 | Secret! | Stuns, sets you on fire. May spontaneously incinerate you into a lovely pile of ash. Neutralized by milk. | ||
Grog | 5 | Secret! | Makes you into a pirate! Yarr! Keep away from items and faces. | ||
Mutini | 1 | Secret! | Grants hella loads of mutations, then removes them all when it exits your system. | ||
Sheltergrog | 1 | .8 | Secret! | Makes you a shelter-frog-person! *croak* | |
Sheltestgrog | N/A | Secret! | Infects you with Frog Flu, which eventually turns you into a frog! *ribbit* |
Still
Since the introduction of said dispensers, the still has fallen a bit out of favour – but that should not discourage a creative barman, as the apparatus is a decent option to move large amount of booze and get people horribly drunk elsewhere. Opening a counter in the market for example usually attracts more customers than the bar itself, thanks to its central location. Just don't forget to bring plenty of spare glasses and bottles with you!
Icon | Input | Output 1 | Output 2 |
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Wheat | Beer | ||
Steelwheat | Beer | Iron | |
Roburger | Beepskybräu Security Schwarzbier | ||
Apple | Cider | ||
Pear | Cider | ||
Honey | Mead | ||
Grapes | Wine | ||
Green Grapes | White Wine | ||
Potato | Vodka | ||
Corn cob | Bourbon | ||
Rice sprig | Rice wine | ||
Sugarcane | Rum | ||
Sugar | Rum | ||
Asomna Bark | Tea | ||
Nepeta cataria | Cat drugs | ||
Mint leaf | Menthol | ||
Sassafras root | Sarsaparilla | ||
Cannabis leaf | THC | ||
Rainbow Weed | THC | LSD | |
Lifeweed | THC | Omnizine | |
Deathweed | THC | Cyanide | |
Omega Weed | Omega cocktail of drugs. In short, fun for the whole family!
Expand for full list: | ||
Descuento Danito's Burritos | Burrito brew! Sewage + Ethanol + Whatever chems were in the burrito. |
Juice-O-Matic
An old Cyborg tool from a time before you could click-drag things into reagent extractors. You can basically think of this as a portable reagent extractor. It's still a handy companion piece to the still, as a decent means for getting the crew highly drunk on fancy cocktails.
Icon | Input | Output | Info |
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Orange | Orange Juice | ||
Lemon | Lemon Juice | ||
Lime | Lime Juice | ||
Pineapple | Pineapple Juice | ||
Apple | Apple Juice | ||
Strawberry | Strawberry Juice | ||
Cherry | Cherry Juice | ||
Tomato | Tomato Juice | ||
Mint leaf | Mint | ||
Coffee berries | Coffee | ||
Watermelon | Water | ||
Eggplant | Nicotine | ||
Tomacco | Nicotine | ||
Rainbow Melon | George Melonium | Feel lucky? | |
Catnip | Catonium | Can be made cat drugs. | |
Chili pepper | Capsaicin | Spicy! Messes up your vision if it gets in your eyes and speech if in your mouth. | |
Fiery chili | Ghost Chili Juice | Extremely spicy! Can cause vomiting and spontaneous combustion. | |
Slurrypod | Toxic Slurry | A poison found in slurrypods. | |
Glowing slurrypod | Glowing Slurry | A highly-potent mutagen made from omega slurrypods. | |
Delicious apple | Capulettium | Fakes death somewhat. | |
Chilly pepper | Cryostylane | Chilling. Very chilling. | |
Burning commol | Phlogiston | Liquid fire. | |
Garlic | Holy Water | Hurts vampires. | |
Blood Orange | Changeling Blood | Does interesting things when exposed to high heat. | |
Corn cob | Corn Starch | Could potentially be made into corn syrup and VHFCS. | |
Soybean | Space Soybean Oil | Grease, basically. | |
Soylent Chartreuse | Space Soybean Oil | Grease, basically. |
Espresso Machine
Some people don't want just coffee, served in a regular ol' plastic cup from a regular ol' coffee machine. They want special coffee, the kind that comes with milk and other things, the kind that is served in a different plastic cup and dispensed by a machine with weird foreign names for drinks. This espresso machine is for those sorts of people. Thankfully, its operation is simple: just insert a cup from the rack nearby, choose Make espresso, and choose any of the options below. It's easy to be a Space Starbucks barista!
If the machine runs out of water, just unscrew the cap from the top with an empty hand, and click on the machine with a container full of water. Then, screw the cap back on.
Just don't expect to be making any Irish Coffee or any of the cocktails with coffee using this stuff. Again, those actually need the regular coffee from coffee machines.
Setting | Description |
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Espresso | Just 10 units of standard espresso coffee. Very different from regular coffee. |
Latte | A little bit of espresso, with lots of milk. Really milk with coffee at that point. |
Mocha | Half espresso, half milk and chocolate milk. |
Cappuccino | Espresso, with a good amount (6.5 units) of milk. |
Americano | Espresso, diluted with a good bit of water. |
Decaf | 10 units of espresso coffee, decaf, without the caffeine. |
Flat White | Espresso with a little less milk than what a cappucino would have. |
Coffeemakers
Machines in various department-specific break rooms in Manta that make plain coffee. No options for extra milk or sugar or different brewing methods, but, hey, it's free coffee. To brew up some joe, simply click on the coffeemaker and choose Brew coffee. Then, click on it again and choose Remove carafe to remove the coffee container, allowing you to pour the contents into your drinking vessel of choice. Each brewing fills the carafe to 20 units. When you're done, click on the coffeemaker with the carafe in-hand to insert it back into the coffeemaker. These instructions apply to all coffeemakers, regardless of color, and you don't actually have to be a member of a specific department a coffeemaker is in to use it.
Should you lack a suitable drinking container, there is usually a rack of coffee cups nearby on a wall. Click on it to take a mug from it.
Every time the machine brews some coffee, it consumes 10 units of water from its 100 unit reservoir. To refill the coffeemaker's water, click on it with an empty hand to unscrew its cap off and then click on it with a container with water in-hand to pour the liquid in. Click on it again to screw the cap back on.
Other Food-Related Items
Icon | Name | Info |
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FoodTech | Offers a wide selection of basic ingredients and other catering supplies. Locked to those with Kitchen access. | |
Glassware Recycler | Recycles all types of drinking glasses, beakers, and glass shards. The machine can manufacture a variety of different glasses as well as plates and bowls. | |
Hotdog cart | Used to easily take large amounts of food out of the kitchen and hand it to people. | |
Drinking glass | All functionally similar, but drinks served in shot glasses are downed in one big gulp instead of little sips. Breaks into shards when thrown, applying the TOUCH effects of whatever chems were in the glass, and cannot be inserted into chem dispeners. Comes in the following varieties: | |
Coconut shell | A coconut shell bowl that can hold 50 units of alcohol. Perfect for mixed drinks! Ask Hydroponics to grow some coconuts for these. | |
Red Duo Cup | An iconic drink container found in Party Supplies crates from the Quartermaster. Holds 30 units. | |
Mug | Same as a drinking glass, except it can't shatter. Normal ones can hold 50 units, while "odd mugs" from GTMs can hold 120. | |
Pitcher | For refilling those drinking glasses. It holds 120 units. | |
Plate | Dinner is served, sir. Can accommodate up to 2 edible items, which you can place simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and remove by clicking on the plate while it's in your hand or click-dragging the plate onto yourself. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it.
Plates can be stacked by click-dragging one plate onto another, collecting all the nearby plates in a pile; this works while it's on the floor, on a table and in your hand. You can click on a plate stack in your hand with an empty hand to take a plate off. You can also click a plate stack in your hand to put a plate in your off-hand; doing this while your other hand's full will put a plate on the floor. Throwing the stack will also let loose all the plates. You can click on someone while on Harm intent while holding a plate to bash it on person's head, briefly stunning them and breaking the plate into a single glass shard. Throwing, dropping, or hitting someone with the plate (regardless of intent) launches the food(s) on in random direction, causing the same effects as it would when thrown (i.e. tomatoes splat, high-tier prison loaves break things, etc.). Slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding the plate also causes the same effect; being clumsy will randomly make you drop it for no reason. | |
Serving Tray | Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your order be? Trays are two-handed, but can accommodate up to 30 edible items. Food can be placed on the tray simply by clicking on it with the food in your active hand and removed by clicking it while its in your hand. Click on a plate with a fork or spoon to eat a piece of food off of it.
Clicking on someone with the tray while on Harm intent makes you bonk their head with it, causing a few seconds of stun and degrading the tray a little. After five bonks, the tray will collapse into useless scrap. You can inspect its condition by Examining the tray; the description goes from "nice and sturdy" to "pretty warped and flimsy" to "about to break" as you use it more. As with plates, throwing, dropping, and hitting people with the tray on any intent all launch the food on the tray around, causing any on-throw effects if applicable. Being clumsy or slipping, getting knocked out, or otherwise becoming prone while holding it do the same thing. | |
Kitchen Island | Essentially, a table that you can move, for transporting and serving drinks and food, as an elegant alternative to just carrying it around in your hands or in your backpack. Click on the island with the food item in your active hand to place it on the island, click on the item to pick it up, simple. | |
Bowl | For holding food, such as cereal, gruel, or soup. | |
Spoon | Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated for sensible table-setting by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech. | |
Fork | Needed to eat certain dishes. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech. | |
Knife | Used for slaughtering animals and cutting certain items. Can be rotated by right-clicking it and choosing Rotate. Found in the Kitchen's cutlery set boxes and FoodTech and fruit wedge kits from the Booze-O-Mat. | |
Plastic spoon | Cheap-ass version of the metal spoon from red snack machines. Works just like the regular spoon, but has a 20% chance to break with each use. | |
Plastic fork | Works like the metal fork, but it's made of fragile plastic, so it has a 20% chance to break with each use. Bought for cheap from red snack machines. | |
Plastic knife | A...lesser quality knife from red snack machines that has the same functions as the regular knife, but with a 20% chance to *snap* with each use. | |
Pizza Cutter | Used for cutting certain items, particularly pizza into slices. Suitable for surgery. | |
Bread knife | Not just for cutting bread, as the name might imply, for it has the same functionalities as the regular knife. However, it does less than half the damage. | |
Meatcleaver | Has same functions as the knife, but it does more damage, and throwing it does up to 15 BRUTE and causes some bleeding. However, attacking someone with it has a 5% chance for you to fumble and cut yourself, causing 20 BRUTE, some bleeding, and 4 seconds of Weakened. Found in the FoodTech. | |
Rolling pin | Required to prepare pizza bases. | |
Soup pot | Essential for making custom soup. Examine to get a relative description of how much stuff there is in the soup. | |
Ladle | Used for transferring soup from a soup pot into a bowl. | |
Sushi box | Contains 1x rolling mat, 3x seaweed sheet, and 3x rice. | |
Rolling mat | Essential for making custom sushi rolls. Found in sushi boxes. | |
Shakers | Add salt or pepper for the perfect flavour. | |
Condiment bottles | Standard condiments in the form of ketchup and mustard. | |
File:IcingTube.png | Icing tube | Used for, you guessed it, adding icing to a cake. Accepts 50 units of any liquid. |
Candle | Perfect for mood lighting and atmosphere enhancement. More can be brought from Cargo. | |
Party button | When pressed, plays a funky sound clip and turns all the room lights into an equally funky color. | |
Produce satchel | This spacious satchel makes the life of every chef or botanist much easier. Almost any type of food-related item (dishes, bottles, seeds etc.) can be stored in them, and they also interact nicely with tables (drag & drop), crates, the food processor, mail chutes and other objects. | |
Banana peel | Slippery. Created from peeling a banana, obviously! | |
Fish | Can be used to slap people around. | |
Seaweed | Found outside in OSHAN. Use wirecutters to get a sheet. | |
Goodybag | Contains up to 6 random candies. A Clown favorite. 95% guaranteed not to have razor blades! | |
Golden ticket | A special ticket that may appear after eating a Descuento Danito's Burrito. Redeem it at a GTM for a prize! | |
Golden ticket machine (GTM) | A machine hidden somewhere in the station's maintenance tunnels (and occasionally beyond) that offers unique snacks, drinks, clothes, and other knickknacks for Golden Tickets. |
Chef's Cookbook
Here's where the real fun starts. While most of the ingredients needed by the chef should either be available in your kitchen or can be grown for you in hydroponics, some recipes may require items from elsewhere on the station. A fair number of recipes also have downsides, so be wary of food poisoning and other nasty occurrences.
Cooking times listed here are safe (but not absolute) ranges. Plenty of foods can work with just one second of cooking time, but it'll diminish the duration of the associated food buffs. Like To Serve Man, you are encouraged to experiment and tinker.
Unlike To Serve Man, this cookbook is also semi-interactive. If you click on an image of an ingredient, you'll be taken another page/part of this page that'll show to how to make or obtain that ingredient. For example, if you're looking up the recipe for meat cake, you can click on the cake batter image for the recipe for cake or the meat image for some sources of meat. Convenient, no?
Ingredients
Short list of items that will be your basic ingredients, many of which can also be ordered in a crate from quartermasters.
Icon | Name | Available from |
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Flour | Kitchen or process from wheat. | |
Sugar | Kitchen or process from sugarcane. | |
Oatmeal | Kitchen or process from oats. | |
Rice | Process rice. | |
Semolina Flour | Process from durum wheat. | |
Donk pockets | Kitchen. Contains 6x (cold). Better warmed up. | |
Bacon strips | Kitchen. Contains 7x | |
Human meat | Kitchen | |
Monkey meat | Kitchen | |
Synthetic meat | Hydroponics | |
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Fish Fillet | Kitchen. Comes in different kinds. |
Small fish fillet | Kitchen. Can be used in same recipes as regular-sized fillet. | |
Mystery meat | Raking through gibs, butchering certain Critters - dubious nutritional value! | |
Meatal | Raking through robot debris piles as a Chef/Sous Chef. Usable in any recipes that also use mystery meat. | |
Chicken nugget | Kitchen. May be used in place of mystery meat in most specific recipes. | |
Flock nugget | Debris Field Vendor. Like the above, but made of robot radio chicken. | |
Brain | Robotics | |
Intelligence Formation Chip | Robotics | |
Synthbrain | Hydroponics | |
Odd crystal | Debris Field merchant, butchering flockdrones | |
Heart | Robotics | |
Cyberheart | Robotics | |
Synthheart | Hydroponics | |
Butt | Hydroponics, robotics | |
Cyberbutt | Robotics | |
Wheat | Hydroponics | |
Steel Wheat | Hydroponics | |
Oats | Hydroponics | |
Durum Wheat | Hydroponics | |
Rice Sprig | Hydroponics | |
Pumpkin | Hydroponics | |
Watermelon | Hydroponics | |
Potato | Hydroponics | |
Mushroom | Hydroponics | |
Tomato | Hydroponics | |
Chili pepper | Hydroponics | |
Lettuce leaf | Hydroponics | |
Cucumber | Hydroponics | |
Carrot | Hydroponics | |
Corn cob | Hydroponics | |
Garlic | Hydroponics | |
Onion | Hydroponics | |
Coconut | Hydroponics | |
Pineapple | Hydroponics | |
Mint leaf | Hydroponics | |
Bean pod | Hydroponics | |
Soybean pod | Hydroponics | |
Peanuts | Hydroponics | |
Egg | Kitchen | |
Milk | Kitchen or process from soybean pods. Empty bottles of milk can still be used in recipes. | |
Rancid Milk | Debris Field. Look in the abandoned/less well-kept places. | |
Quilty Farms Milk | Can substitute for the smaller bottles of milk in most recipes, even when devoid of any milk. | |
Cheese | Kitchen | |
Spaghetti | Kitchen or process from pasta sheets. Often has a silly name. | |
Peanut butter | Kitchen or process from peanuts. | |
Maple syrup | Kitchen | |
Honey | Space bees | |
Royal jelly | Bombini, Mining Level/Z5 (Space maps) / Sea Diner (Manta) merchant | |
Seaweed sheets | Oshan Lab seafloor |
Ingredient Processing
The food processor is important too! With it, you can turn items into different forms, which may be more useful, or usable in recipes.
Produced item | Recipe | Creation method | Info |
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Ectoplasm | + | + | Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, pour it (min: 10 units) into a fire extinguisher and then use the HUD icon to spray all around you. |
Ectoplasm | + | + | Insert it into the alcohol dispenser, isolate ectoplasm (min: 10 units) from a Spooky Dan's Horrortastic bottle, put it inside a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), then either pour the beaker onto a tile or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder. |
Cheese | + + | See ectoplasm. Required minimum is 10 units. | |
Cheese | + + | + | Collect the vomit into a beaker (put some glasses into the recycler to make some), pour some milk into the beaker, then either pour it onto the floor or insert it into the chemical dispenser and add smoke powder. |
Monkey meat | Putting them into the gibber is also fine. | ||
Human meat | |||
Spaghetti | Item name often has a silly synonym for spaghetti, like "pisghetti" or "spag". | ||
Flour | |||
Rice | Confusingly called Rice, while the harvested item is called Rice Sprig. | ||
Seaweed sheet | Seaweed is found on Oshan Lab's seafloor. | ||
Sticky Rice | |||
Rice Ball | Makes 3 rice balls. | ||
Oatmeal | |||
Semolina Flour | Must be wheat of the durum wheat mutation | ||
Iron fillings | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. | ||
Chocolate chips | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. | ||
Sugar | |||
Milk | Also goes by the name "Creaca's Space Milk" | ||
Peanut butter | |||
Yoghurt | (rancid) | Must use a bottle of rancid milk specifically. Requires spoon. | |
Semolina Dough | |||
Pasta Sheet | + | ||
Dough | |||
Sweet dough | + | ||
4x Cookie doughs | + | Probably shouldn't be eaten raw! | |
Dough strip | + | You can click on another strip with your strip to attach them back together. | |
Dough circle | + | Click on the dough strip in your hand. | |
Holey dough | + | ||
Ice cream cone | + | 1 second, low | |
Cake batter | + 2x | ||
Pancake batter | + 2x + | ||
Loaf of bread | 1 second, low | ||
Slice of bread | + | ||
Loaf of honey-wheat bread | + | 1 second, low | |
Slice of honey-wheat bread | + | ||
Loaf of banana bread | + + | Banana can be peeled or unpeeled. 1 second, low | |
Slice of banana bread | + | ||
Loaf of Elvis bread | + + | Peel the banana first! 6 seconds, low | |
Slice of Elvis bread | + | ||
Loaf of dread | + | Spooky! 6 seconds, low | |
Slice of dread | + | It float! Probably because of the 10 units of ectoplasm in it. | |
Loaf of pumpkin bread | + | 6 seconds, low | |
Slice of pumpkin bread | + | ||
Loaf of northern-style cornbread | + + | 6 seconds, low | |
Slice of N-style cornbread | + | ||
Loaf of southern-style cornbread | + | 6 seconds, low | |
Slice of S-style cornbread | + | ||
Loaf of honey cornbread | + + | 6 seconds, low | |
Slice of honey cornbread | + | ||
Loaf of brain bread | + / / / | 6 seconds, low. Works with any combination of bread and brain. | |
Slice of brain bread | + | ||
Meatball | Works with any kind of meat. | ||
Brain meatball | Only works with human/monkey/fish brains. | ||
Butt meatball | Only works with human/monkey butts. | ||
Meat paste | / / / / | Works with any kind of meat or fish. | |
4x Wonton wrappers | + | ||
Ketchup | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 20 units of, naturally, ketchup. | ||
Hot sauce | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of capsaicin. | ||
Cold sauce | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 100 units of cryostylane. | ||
Incredibly hot sauce | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. Contains 50 units of capsaicin and 50 units of ghost chili juice. | ||
Mayonnaise | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. | ||
Cream | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. | ||
Custard | + | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. | |
Butter | |||
Butt-er | + | Condiment - can be applied to any food, making it heal more. | |
Unfinished pizza base | + | Click on it again to knead it back into dough. | |
Half-finished pizza base | + | ||
Pizza base | + | ||
3x Tortillas | + | ||
6x Melon slices | + | ||
/ / Fish fillet | + | Different kinds of fish exist. | |
Small fish fillet | + | Several varieties of fish exist outside Oshan Lab. | |
Chips | + | Once to peel, twice to chop into chips. | |
4x Onion rings | + | ||
Pineapple slice | + | ||
3x Coconut meat | + | ||
Pepperoni Log | Can be extracted for 40u of Pepperoni. | ||
4x Pepperoni Slice | + | Extracts into 10u of pepperoni. Great pizza topping! |
Main course
This is a list of probably not remotely all of chef's dishes. Enjoy - Bork Bork Bork.
Some dishes can accept "any item" or "any food item". "Any item" does mean any item, so you can for example bake something that obviously isn't edible into a pie. Be warned that trying to put a non-food item into a dish that only accepts "a food item" will destroy the non-food item as well as ruining the recipe. Frying anything makes it a food item.
Produced item | Recipe | Creation method | Time & temperature | Info |
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Slice of toast | / / / / | 6 seconds, low | ||
Slice of banana toast | 6 seconds, low | |||
Slice of elvis toast | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. | ||
Slice of brain toast | 6 seconds, low | |||
Slice of terror toast | 6 seconds, low | |||
Cheese on toast | + | 6 seconds, low | ||
Cheese on elvis toast | + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis | |
Bacon on toast | + | 6 seconds, low | ||
Bacon on elvis toast | + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis | |
Eggs on toast | + 2x | 6 seconds, low | ||
Eggs on elvis toast | + 2x | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis | |
Cheese sandwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | ||
Cheese elviswich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 20 units of essence of Elvis. | |
Killed cheese sandwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. | |
Peanut butter sandwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | ||
Peanut butter elviswich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. | |
Peanut butter and jelly meet breadula | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. | |
Peanut butter and honey sandwich | + + + | 6 seconds, low | ||
Killer beenut butter sandwich | + + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 10 units of ectoplasm. | |
Peanut butter and honey elviswich | + + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 15 units of essence of Elvis. | |
Monkey sandwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | ||
Monkey elviswich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. | |
Scare wich project | + + | 6 seconds, low | Get it? Contains 15 units of ectoplasm and 10 units of...blood, ack. | |
Manwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | ||
Elvismanwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. | |
Murderwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 15 units of ectoplasm and 10 units of...blood? | |
Synthmeat sandwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | ||
Synthmeat elviswich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 25 units of essence of Elvis. | |
Synthmeat steinwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | Contains 15 units of ectoplasm. | |
Egg-salad sandwich | + + | 6 seconds, low | ||
/ / X sandwich | + X + | 6 seconds, high | Try various fillings (up to six food items) to create the ultimate sandwich! You can even mix two different types of bread for the slices. | |
/ / X club | + X + + | 6 seconds, high | ||
/ / X double-decker sandwich | + X + + + | 6 seconds, high | ||
/ / X dagwood | + X + + + + | 6 seconds, high | ||
Meatball sub | + + + | 6 seconds, low | Works with any type of bread loaf. | |
Banh mi | + + + | 5 seconds, low | Works only with honeywheat bread | |
Hotdog | + | 6 seconds, low | ||
Herbal sausage | + | N/A | You may use any other herb, including cannabis or catnip. Making herbal sausage puts any chemicals that were in the herb into the sausage. | |
Hotdog in a bun | + / / / / | N/A | Don't forget your condiment bottles! | |
Bananadog | + | N/A | ||
Hounddog | + | N/A | ||
Braindog | + | N/A | ||
Frankenstein's beef frank | + | N/A | Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog. | |
Herbal sausage in a bun | + / / / / | N/A | Don't forget your condiment bottles! | |
Herbal bananadog | + | N/A | ||
Herbal hounddog | + | N/A | ||
Herbal braindog | + | N/A | ||
Herbal frankenstein's beef frank | + | N/A | Making one while a skeleton makes a hopdog, an extra spooky living hotdog. | |
Corndog | + | N/A | Don't forget your condiment bottles! | |
Hounddog-on-a-stick | / + | N/A | Contains 15 units of essence of Elvis. | |
Banana-corndog | + | N/A | ||
Brain-corndog | + | N/A | ||
Corndog of the damned | + | N/A | ||
Herbdog | + | N/A | Aside from the name, otherwise not all that different from regular corndogs. | |
Banana-herbdog | + | N/A | ||
Brain-herbdog | + | N/A | ||
Herbdog of the damned | + | N/A | ||
/ 2x Half hotdog | / + | N/A | You get a left and a right half; both are functionally same. | |
4x Chunk of hotdog | / + | N/A | Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "chunks". | |
/ Hotdog Octopus | / + | N/A | Aww. How cute. Contains a bit of love. Use a knife or equivalent on a half hotdog, select "octopus". Use the knife on the resulting octopus to carve a little face, making it extra cute and giving it some love, literally. | |
Apple on a stick | + | N/A | ||
Candy apple | + | 5 seconds, low | ||
Delicious apple on a stick | + | N/A | Contains 10 units of capulettium. | |
Delicious candy apple | + | 5 seconds, low | Contains 10 units of capulettium. | |
Synthorange | + | N/A | Must use synthmeat specifically. Heals twice the amount of regular oranges. | |
Warm donk pocket | + | 7 seconds, high | Contains 15 units of delicious omnizine goodness. But eat it quick--it'll cool down in seven minutes and you won't get the omnizine. | |
Warm donk pocket | (cold) | 7 seconds, high | Most heat sources, e.g. the microwave, lighters, welders, etc., also work. | |
Warm honk-pocket | + + | 7 seconds, high | Turns your farts into honks for a short time! But it does something completely different when it's left to cool for a good while... | |
Bacon | 6 seconds, high | |||
Burger | + | 6 seconds, high | ||
Cheeseburger | + + | 7 Seconds, high | ||
Monkey cheeseburger | + + | 7 Seconds, high | Must use monkey meat specifically. | |
Coronator | + + + | 9 Seconds, high | ||
File:THE MONSTER.png THE MONSTER | + + + | 9 Seconds, low | Crazy-huge burger that will probably make you sick. And by sick, we mean dead. Slowly. | |
Brainburger | + / / / | 6 seconds, high | Infects whoever eats it with kuru. | |
Buttburger | + / | 6 seconds, high | 10% of spawning with a different, punny, butt-related name, such as "buttconator", "ass whooper", or "cleveland steamed ham". Contains fartonium. | |
Roburger | + | 6 seconds, high | Also works with a light cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with robotic transformation. | |
Dubious burger | + | 6 seconds, high | ||
Fishburger | + / / / | 7 seconds, high | Type of fish used doesn't matter. | |
Sloppy Joe | + | 6 seconds, high | Has a chance to drip some meat on the floor. | |
Baconatrix | + | 6 seconds, high | ||
Heartburger | + / / | 6 seconds, high | Works with human, monkey or synthetic hearts. Cyberhearts are also compatible. Contains pure love. | |
Coconut burger | + | 7 seconds, high | ||
Luau burger | + + | 7 seconds, high | ||
Tiki burger | + + + | 9 seconds, high | ||
Steak | 9 seconds, low | You may use synth-, monkey- or human meat. | ||
Omelette | + + 2x | 7 seconds, high | Requires fork. | |
Deep-space hell omelette | + + 2x | 7 seconds, high | The space bees are not going to like this! Requires fork. | |
Fish fingers | / / / | 9 seconds, low | The type of fish used is irrelevant. | |
Baked potato | 9 seconds, high | |||
Mashed potatoes | 3x | N/A | Requires fork. | |
Fries | 7 seconds, low | |||
Bacon and eggs | 2x + 2x | 8 seconds, high | Requires fork. | |
Plain spaghetti | 8 seconds, high | Specific name varies. Requires fork. | ||
Spaghetti in sauce | + | 8 seconds, high | Specific name varies. Requires fork. | |
Spaghetti in sauce | + | N/A | Specific name varies. Requires fork. | |
Spaghetti arrabiata | + | 8 seconds, high | Spicy! Specific name varies. Requires fork. | |
Spaghetti arrabiata | + | N/A | Specific name varies. Requires fork. | |
Spaghetti with meatballs | + | 8 seconds, high | Specific name varies. Requires fork. | |
Swedish meatballs | + + 2x | 6 seconds, high | Bork Bork Bork! Requires fork. | |
X pizza | + X | 6 seconds, high | The toppings may consist of any food item. | |
6x X pizza slices | + | N/A | ||
Pizza-ghetti | / + / | N/A | Inherits the pasta's silly name. Contains pizza reagent and fleur-de-lys. | |
Sugar cookie | 2 seconds, high | |||
Butter cookie | + | 2 seconds, high | ||
Oatmeal cookie | + | 2 seconds, high | ||
Chocolate-chip cookie | + | 2 seconds, high | ||
Iron cookie | + | 2 seconds, high | ||
Bacon cookie | + | 2 seconds, high | ||
Spookie | + | 2 seconds, high | Contains 10 units of ectoplasm. | |
Jaffa cake | + + | 2 seconds, high | ||
Sugar moon pie | 2x + + + | 2 seconds, high | ||
Oatmeal moon pie | 2x + + + | 2 seconds, high | ||
Chocolate moon pie | 2x + + + | 2 seconds, high | ||
Iron moon pie | 2x + + + | 2 seconds, high | ||
Bacon moon pie | 2x + + + | 2 seconds, high | ||
Full moon pie | 2x + + + | 2 seconds, high | Contains 10 units of ectoplasm. | |
Jaffa moon cobbler | 2x + | 2 seconds, high | ||
Whoopie pie | 2x + + | 2 seconds, high | Requires chocolate-chip cookies specifically. | |
Cookie with frosting | + | N/A | Works with any type of cookie or moon pie except spookie, full moon pie, and butter cookies. Makes random color frosting. | |
Nougat bar | + | 5 seconds, low | ||
Granola bar | + | 5 seconds, low | ||
Crumpet | 3 Seconds, low. | |||
/ Bagel | 3 Seconds, low. | Can create both plain and seed bagels. | ||
Donut | + | 3 Seconds, low. | ||
Biscuit | + | 4 seconds, low | ||
English Muffin | + | N/A | Delicious. Cut in half with a knife. | |
Buttered English Muffin | + | N/A | Butter is optional. | |
Hardtack | + | 6 seconds, high | ||
Butter Burger | + | 6 seconds, high | ||
File:Macguffin.png Sausage MacGuffin | 2x + + + | 6 seconds, high | ||
Honey Wonks | + | 5 seconds, low | Can be eaten directly from the box, or mixed with milk in a bowl. | |
Hetz' Cup | + | N/A | Works with any candy, so long as it has chocolate reagent and isn't another Hetz Cup. | |
Waffles | + | 10 seconds, low | ||
Cream pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | |
X cream pie | + + X | 2 seconds, high | Accepts any food item. Requires spoon. | |
Custard pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | |
Apple pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | |
Pumpkin pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | |
Lemon meringue pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | |
Key lime pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | |
Strawberry pie | + 2x | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | |
Slurry pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | |
Bacon pie | + | 2 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | |
Moon pie | + / | 2 seconds, high | Get it? 10% chance of spawning with a silly alternate name such as "fart pie" or "mud pie". Requires spoon. | |
X pie | + + X | 2 seconds, high | You may add one or two items (food or otherwise). Requires spoon. | |
Creamy sponge cake | + | 7 seconds, high | ||
Chocolate sponge cake | + | 7 seconds, high | ||
Meat cake | + | 7 seconds, high | ||
Bacon cake | + 3x | 7 seconds, high | ||
Droopy cake | + / / / | 7 seconds, high | ||
Fruit cake | + | 7 seconds, high | A December-month exclusive. Accepts both smoldering messes and physical manifestations of fried foods. | |
/ Pancakes | + | + | 6 seconds, high | Don't forget to add the maple syrup after cooking the pancakes! |
X cake | + X + File:IcingTube.png | + + | 6 seconds, high | Use the mixer to blend the cake batter with the item of your choice, then cook the unfinished batter in the oven. Add icing to finish the product. |
10x X cake slices | + | N/A | ||
/ X rangoon / eggroll | + X | N/A | Combine the wrapper with a food item of your choice, then load it into the deep fryer. Tiny objects make a rangoon, normal-sized items an eggroll. | |
Fried onion ring | N/A | |||
Onion Chips | 2x + + | 7 seconds, high | ||
Popcorn | + | N/A | Heat the cob with a welding tool or other heat source until it pops. | |
Popcorn | N/A | |||
X-flavoured ice cream | N/A | The machine offers three basic flavours. Alternatively, you can use a container (beaker, drinking glass, bottle etc.) with reagents of your choice. | ||
Mashed brains | / / / | N/A | Good brain food! Requires fork. | |
Meatloaf | 6 seconds, high | Requires fork. | ||
Taco shell | 6 seconds, low | |||
Meat taco | + + + | N/A | Most types of meat can be used, including bacon. | |
4x Tortilla chips | N/A | Crush an empty cooked taco shell to get four of these. | ||
Guacamole | N/A | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | ||
Mint chutney | + + + | 7 seconds, high | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | |
Oatmeal (random flavour) | 7 seconds, high | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | ||
Tomato soup | 2x | 6 seconds, high | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | |
Gruel | 3x | N/A | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | |
Chili con queso | + | 6 seconds, high | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | |
Chili con carne | + | 6 seconds, high | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | |
Chili con flagration | + + 2x | 6 seconds, high | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | |
El Diablo | + + + | 10 seconds, high | Warning: not for the faint of heart! Combine the con carne and flagration along with the rest of the listed ingredients. Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | |
Cream of mushroom | + | N/A | Can be eaten alone (requires spoon) or used as a dip for tortilla chips. | |
Salad | 2x | 5 seconds, low | Requires fork | |
Candy cane | + | 5 seconds, low | ||
Egg nog | 3x + | 5 seconds, low | ||
Hard-Boiled Egg | 4 seconds, low | The loose cannon of foods | ||
Deviled Egg | + | N/A | ||
Egg Salad | + + | 5 seconds, low | ||
Haggis | + + | 9 seconds, high | Och laddie, don ya ken wha U'm sayin? Works with all other internal organs, namely lungs, stomachs (as per tradition), intestines, pancreases, kidneys, spleens, appendices, and, disturbingly, eyes. | |
Haggass | + + | 9 seconds, high | Makes you quite gassy, Scottish style. Requires a fork. | |
Scotch Eggs | + + | 3 seconds, high | In scotland, Scotch Eggs count as a vegetable. | |
Pickle | N/A | |||
Bee Kibble | + + | 10 seconds, high | For bee larva only. | |
Birthday Cupcake | + + + | 10 seconds, high | For space bees only...or brave humans. | |
Refried Beans | + 2x | 7 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | |
Rice And Beans | + | 10 seconds, low | Requires spoon. | |
Fried Rice | + + + | 10 seconds, low | Requires spoon. | |
Omurice | + + | 8 seconds, low | Requires spoon. | |
Risotto | + + + | 5 seconds, high | Requires spoon. | |
/ / Nigiri roll | + / / / | N/A | There are different-colored variations depending on the color of fish fillet you use. | |
/ / Nigiri roll | + / / / | 6 seconds low. | Makes a random color nigiri roll, regardless of type of fillet used. Not correct sushi making. | |
Onigiri | + | N/A | A simplified version of how it is made in real life too, unlike... | |
/ Sushi Roll | / / / + + | 6 seconds low. | Use knife to slice. Also incorrect sushi making. | |
/ Custom sushi roll | + + X | N/A | Click the rolling mat with seaweed sheet, then sticky rice, and then up to 3 food items of your choosing. Click on the mat with empty hand a couple times to roll up the mat, then click on it again to unroll it and take the sushi roll off. Use a knife to slice it into sushi rolls. Now this is correct sushi making! |
Stove
Soup! Not only does is it delicious, but it's quite good for you; the soup adds up all the healing amounts and up to 4 of the food buffs of the ingredients used. The more you put in, the more you get out!
- Click on the soup pot with an item to insert it as an ingredient. Go nuts!
- You can use whatever, including things that aren't food, so long as it can go into a backpack.
- You can't put another soup pot in the pot.
- There is a limit on the number of things that can go in the pot, dependent on weight; essentially, you can fit in lots of tiny-size items but only a couple normal-size items.
- The more ingredients you use, the more soup you can serve out. Be generous!
- You can take ingredients out by click-dragging the pot onto you. This'll take out the most recently added ingredient.
- You can use whatever, including things that aren't food, so long as it can go into a backpack.
- Click on the soup pot with a container of chemicals to pour it in as broth. Any chemicals. Up to 150 units of chemicals.
- If at any point, you make a mistake and want to start over, you can click-drag the soup pot's sprite onto a floor tile while the pot's in your hand to recover the ingredients and pour the broth out. This also applies the turf effects of the reagents in the broth.
- Pick up the soup pot and click on the stove to put the pot on the stove. Use a lit welder, lighter, or similar flame source on the stove to light it. It'll start cooking for a few seconds.
- After it's finished, click on the stove to take the pot off.
- Click on the pot with a ladle to scoop up some soup, and click on a bowl with a ladle to serve it.
The resulting soup's name will be in the format "[ingredients] soup in [chemicals] broth", with the [chemicals] part displaying the three reagents with the highest volume, and you can Examine the soup pot to get a relative description of the amount of broth in the soup to the maximum volume and a similar one for ingredients. The description gets snarky if there's a lot of ingredients.
Deep Fryer
Every food can be deep-fried, and the same applies to many other objects. In fact, pretty much anything you can think of besides containers and bulky items - experiment!
Microwave
Though rarely (if ever) used for anything, the microwave still has its place in the bar. Most people are aware of warm donk pockets, but there are also several other legacy recipes which might be of use to a barman or hungry assistants - a second unit can be found in crew quarters, and more may be deployed with the help of a mechanic.
Produced item | Recipe | Info |
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Donut | + | |
Popcorn | ||
Waffles | 2x + 2x | |
Custard pie | 2x + | Peel the banana first! Requires spoon. |
Burger | + | Possible types of meat: synth, monkey, human. |
Brainburger | + | Only a monkey or human brain will work, not synthbrains! Infects whoever eats it with kuru. |
Buttburger | + | Doesn't work with synth- or cyberbutts. |
Roburger | + | Recipe is limited to the standard cyborg head. Infects whoever eats it with robotic transformation. |
Heartburger | + | Works with human and monkey hearts. Synthetic or cyberhearts are not compatible. |
Meatball | + | Valid combination: 1x monkey + 1x human. |
Warm donk pocket | + | |
Warm donk pocket | (cold) | A box of them can be found in the kitchen refrigerator. Once heated, they will stay warm for about seven minutes. |
In case of an invalid or unrecognized recipe, the microwave is less forgiving than its successor. However, it's not the end of the world and both failure states can be addressed rather easily.
The microwave gets covered in muck! - Get some space cleaner. Ask the janitor or simply steal one of his spray bottles.
The microwave breaks! - Use a screwdriver on the unit, then a wrench.
Just like real life, putting an egg in a microwave by itself is a Bad Idea.
Prison Loaf Processor
Certain customers may not even be able to visit the bar and enjoy your culinary delicacies. Fortunately, there is still a convenient way to deliver food to the inmates: the Lay-Z Chef Prison Food Chute. Many items (food or otherwise) are suitable components for the processor, which sends the fresh loaf directly to the brig. While you have limited control over the taste or appearance of said loaf, there is actually more to it than meets the eye. It might be worthwhile to experiment with the amount and composition of the ingredients!
If a loaf is simply too much to eat, using a welder on the processor toggles it into nugget mode! Freshly made nuggets of food will be extruded and portioned out to the prisoners, perfect for some fast grub.
Animal Slaughter
Knives can be used on dead critters to slaughter their bodies. This will in most cases instantly produce several pieces of meat bearing the creature's name, which you can use for cooking.
Monkeys are a mob, so they require you to either put them on a meatspike, or shove them in the gibber.
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