Jobs

These are all the jobs you can fuck up choose.

Civilian Jobs

These are jobs that contribute to the crew's overall performance and efficiency, sometimes.

Civilian Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Staff Assistant	Fight everyone, ruin everything.	Easy	Maintenance
64px	Chef	Shout indecipherable gibberish at Botany. Deep-fry all your ingredients.	Easy	Kitchen
	Chaplain	Fart on your bible. Leave paper all over the floor. Never be around when you are actually needed.	Easy	Chapel
	Barman	Get drunk, shoot your shiny new gun at the patrons. Get subsequently arrested and looted by Security.	Easy	Bar
	Botanist	Grow slurrypods, smoke weed erreyday. Ignore everybody, but especially the Chef. Get blown up by Syndicates. Make Robotics give you chainsaw arms.	Easy to Medium	Hydroponics Maintenance
	Janitor	Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff everything into your trash cart. Reroute the Disposals pipes directly into the crusher.	Easy to Hard	Janitor's Closet, Medbay, Morgue, Maintenance

Maintenance Jobs

These jobs are charged with station upkeep and engineering support.

Maintenance Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Mechanic	Ask nicely to scan a pair of Thermals, then run off with them. Suffocate while building a pod.	Medium	Electronics, Maintenance, Hack into everything
	Engineer	Use up all the plasma immediately, die in an explosion. Refuse to fix anything.	Easy to Medium	Engineering, Maintenance
	Miner	Completely ignore the asteroid field, fuck off into space. Run out of air.	Easy to Medium	Mining, Maintenance
	Quartermaster	Buy bees and booze, except when people ask you to. Blow the entire budget on artifacts, then never give any of them to Science.	Medium	Cargo Bay, Maintenance

Research Jobs

These jobs are charged with researching new, exciting technologies and breakthroughs as well as providing medical treatment.

Research Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
64px	Medical Doctor	Never heal anyone, whine when people take Medkits. Break into Chemistry.	Medium	Medbay, Maintenance
64px	Geneticist	Ask for volunteers, mutate them into epileptic elvis. Never clone anyone, get bombed. Demand that the AI give you money.	Hard	Genetics, Maintenance, Medbay
	Roboticist	Steal all the butts. Cry because nobody wants to be a cyborg. Give a botanist chainsaw arms.	Medium	Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance
	Scientist	Ignore the Artifact Lab. Start a Telescience expedition, drain all the power, open the tank transfer valve.	Hard	Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Pathology, Teleporter Lab

Personnel Jobs

These jobs are the administration of the station. They manage the station and ensure everyone is safe and productive.

Personnel Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Security Officer	Beat the utter shit out of the Janitor. Throw tickets at everyone for breathing. Imprison yourself in the Gen Pop.	Soul Crushing	Maintenance, Security, Brig, Medbay, Morgue, Research Corridors
	Detective	Have your thermals and revolver stolen by the Captain before you are even in the game. Get drunk. Take photos. Turn up dead and naked 20 minutes later.	Easy to Hard	Maintenance, Detective's Office, Brig, Medbay, Morgue, Research Corridors
	Chief Engineer	Realize you have no clue how to start the engine, die in a fire.	Medium	Engineering, Electronics, Cargo Bay, Bridge, Mining, EVA, Maintenance
	Medical Director	Get less respect than a cardboard box. Shoot the Research Director with your shiny new gun for stealing medbay's medicine.	Medium	Medbay, Genetics, Robotics, Bridge, Maintenance
	Research Director	Get shot by the Medical Director for stealing all of medbay's medicine. Sell "medicinal" drugs made from said medicine. Die in an entirely unrelated lethal drug overdose.	Medium to Hard	Medbay, Research, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Pathology, Teleporter, Bridge, Hydroponics, Maintenance
	Head of Security	Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place.	Harder than Hard	Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory
64px	Head of Personnel	Leave your ID in the computer. Take all the money, disappear immediately and forever.	Medium to Hard	Everything, because lets face it, every HoP is going to give themselves Captain-level access
	Captain	Have your hat stolen by the Detective and subsequently loose the respect of the crew. Get drunk, reprogram the AI into a dog. Throw the authentication disk at the Syndicates.	Nightmarish	Everything - Head of Security's Office, Armory

Antagonist Roles

These are the enemies of the station. They commit murder and outrageous acts of violence against the crew.

Antagonist Roles
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Traitor	Buy a glowy sword. Hit yourself with the glowy sword.	Medium to Hard	Depends on job
	Vampire	Stand in the Chapel. Bluhh!!	Easy to Hard	Depends on job
	Nuclear Operative	Speak over the radio two minutes in. Leave the shuttle without a breath mask.	Hard	Maintenance
	Wizard	Run around trying to kill everyone, get electrocuted by the AI. Whine, respawn, repeat.	Easy to Hard	Walk through walls
	Changeling	Dispense free drugs, beg not to be murdered. Go on a rampage in fancy dress.	Hard	Depends on job
	Spy	Lose your PDA, implant braindead people. Remind everyone why they got rid of Rev.	Hard	Depends on job
	Gang leader	Spawn your closet outside Sec. Get beat with a mop for spraypainting the AI.	Nightmarish	Depends on job
	Gangster	Join the gang with the coolest hats. Brutally murder other bustas.	Hard	Depends on job

Special Roles

Specialist roles for players.

Special Roles
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
64px	AI	Get bored. Open doors. Turn the airbridges off.	Psychologically Devastating	Everything
64px	Cyborg	Ignore the AI, play dress-up. Write "fart" in tiles at escape, run out of power.	Hard	Everything
	Monkey	Become the Chef's assistant. Get put on the spike for sandwich pizza.	Nightmarish	Depends, walk under tables
	Ghost	Rotate chairs, whine in deadchat, rave about omnighosts.	Spooky	Irrelevant
	Zombie	Moan for brains over the radio. Get beaten by a mob.	Apocalyptic	Depends on job
64px	Werewolf	Run around with a tophat. Howl at the Ice Moon.	Grim	Pry open doors
	Cluwne	HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!!	HONK!!	Removed

Job of the Day

Every day, one of these jobs will be available.

Job of the Day
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Tourist	Run around taking photos of the floor, space yourself after a few minutes.	Easy	None
	Vice Officer	Raid botany, smoke their weed. Raid the kitchen, eat their burgers.	Medium	Maintenance, Security, Brig
	Clown	Break into botany and grow bananas, poke your eyes out. Trip on your own shoes, fall out an airlock.	Sanity Destroying	None
	Lawyer	Have your suitcase stolen, represent the thief in court.	Easy	Maintenance
	Barber	Give a bald man an afro with barber magic. Dye it pink.	Easy	None
	Boxer	Box yourself to death. Punch the Captain in the groin. Be murdered by the Captain.	Easy	Maintenance
	Mailman	Go postal. Suffocate while trying to get to your office.	Easy	Maintenance

Discontinued Jobs

Jobs that are no longer available to players.

Discontinued Jobs
Mugshot	Job Title	Description	Difficulty	Access
	Medical Assistant	Do more work than the actual medical doctors. Be fired for doing more work than the actual medical doctors.	Easy to hard	Maintenance, Medbay
64px	Head Surgeon	Be a cardboard box. Inject people with poison.	Medium to hard	Medbay, Genetics, Robotics, Bridge
	Chemist	Be hated by everyone. Be fired for being all that is wrong with this world.	Easyer than easy to harder than hard	Chemistry, Research Sector
	Technical Assistant	Whine at the AI to let you into Engineering. Be fired for getting in the way of the actual Engineers.	Easy to medium	Maintenance, Tech storage
64px	Atmospheric Technician	Gas the crew to death. Be fired for lagging the server to death.	Medium	Maintenance, Atmospherics
	Elite Security	Shoot the people you are meant to save. Be fired for being awful and lazy.	Hard	Everything