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|title=[[Chef]]
|title=[[Chef]]
|description=Shout indecipherable gibberish at Botany. Deep fry all your ingredients.
|description=Shout indecipherable gibberish at [[Hydroponics|Botany]]. Deep-fry all your [[Foods#Ingredients|ingredients]].
|difficulty=Easy
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|title=[[Chaplain]]
|title=[[Chaplain]]
|description=Fart on your bible. Never be around when you are actually needed.  
|description=Fart on your bible. Never be around when you are [[Wizard|actually]] [[Vampire|needed]].  
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
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|title=[[Barman]]
|title=[[Barman]]
|description=Get drunk, shoot your shiny new gun at the patrons. Get subsequently looted.
|description=Get drunk, shoot your [[Security Objects#Riot Shotgun|shiny new gun]] at the patrons. Get subsequently arrested and looted by [[Security Officer|Security]].
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
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|title=[[Botanist]]
|title=[[Botanist]]
|description=Grow slurrypods, smoke weed erreyday. Ignore the Chef, chainsaw yourself.
|description=Grow slurrypods, smoke weed erreyday. Ignore the [[Chef]]. Get blown up by [[Nuclear Operative|Syndicates]]. Make [[Robotics]] give you chainsaw arms.
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|access=[[Hydroponics|Hydroponics]] [[Maintenance]]}}
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|title=[[Janitor]]
|title=[[Janitor]]
|description=Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff everything into your trash cart.
|description=Clean already clean floors, whine about [[Security Officer|beatings]]. Stuff ''everything'' into your trash cart. Reroute the [[Disposals]] pipes directly into the crusher. 
|difficulty=Easy to Hard
|difficulty=Easy to Hard
|access=[[Janitor's Closet]], [[Medbay]], [[Morgue]], [[Maintenance]]}}
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== Maintenance Jobs ==
== Maintenance Jobs ==

Revision as of 20:45, 24 January 2014

These are all the jobs you can fuck up choose.

Civilian Jobs

These are jobs that contribute to the crew's overall performance and efficiency, sometimes.

Civilian Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access


Jobass.png Staff Assistant Fight everyone, ruin everything. Easy Maintenance
64px Chef Shout indecipherable gibberish at Botany. Deep-fry all your ingredients. Easy Kitchen
Jobchap.png Chaplain Fart on your bible. Never be around when you are actually needed. Easy Chapel
Jobbar.png Barman Get drunk, shoot your shiny new gun at the patrons. Get subsequently arrested and looted by Security. Easy Bar
Botanist.png Botanist Grow slurrypods, smoke weed erreyday. Ignore the Chef. Get blown up by Syndicates. Make Robotics give you chainsaw arms. Easy to Medium Hydroponics Maintenance
Jobjan.png Janitor Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff everything into your trash cart. Reroute the Disposals pipes directly into the crusher. Easy to Hard Janitor's Closet, Medbay, Morgue, Maintenance


Maintenance Jobs

These jobs are charged with station upkeep and engineering support.

Maintenance Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Jobelec.png Mechanic Ask nicely to scan the Thermals, then run off. Suffocate while building a pod. Medium Electronics, Maintenance, Hack into everything
Jobeng.png Engineer Use up all the plasma immediately, die in an explosion. Refuse to fix anything. Easy to Medium Engineering, Maintenance
Jobminer.png Miner Completely ignore the asteroid field, fuck off into space. Run out of air. Easy to Medium Engineering, Mining, Maintenance
Jobqmas.png Quartermaster Buy bees and booze, except when people ask you to. Ride the mail system. Medium Cargo Bay, Maintenance, Supplies


Research Jobs

These jobs are charged with researching new, exciting technologies and breakthroughs as well as providing medical treatment.

Research Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
64px Medical Doctor Never heal anyone, whine when people take Medkits. Break into Chemistry. Medium Medbay, Maintenance
64px Geneticist Ask for volunteers, mutate them into epileptic elvis. Never clone anyone, get bombed. Hard Genetics, Maintenance, Medbay
Jobrob.png Roboticist Steal all the butts. Cry because nobody wants to be a cyborg. Medium Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance
Jobsci.png Scientist Ignore the Artifact Lab. Start a Telescience expedition, drain all the power. Hard Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Pathology, Teleporter Lab


Personnel Jobs

These jobs are the administration of the station. They manage the station and ensure everyone is safe and productive.

Personnel Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Jobsec.png Security Officer Beat the utter shit out of the Janitor. Imprison yourself in the Gen Pop. Soul Crushing Maintenance, Security, Brig, Medbay, Morgue, Research Corridors
Jobdet.png Detective Have your thermals and revolver stolen by the Captain before you are even in the game. Get drunk. Take photos. Turn up dead and naked 20 minutes later. Easy to Hard Maintenance, Detective's Office, Brig, Medbay, Morgue, Research Corridors
Jobceng.png Chief Engineer Realize you have no clue how to start the engine, die in a fire. Medium Engineering, Electronics, Cargo Bay, Bridge, Mining, EVA, Maintenance
MedicalDirector.png Medical Director Get less respect than a cardboard box. Shoot the Research Director with your shiny new gun for stealing medbay's medicine. Medium Medbay, Genetics, Pathology, Robotics, Bridge, Maintenance
Jobhor.png Research Director Get shot by the Medical Director for stealing all of medbay's medicine. Sell "medicinal" drugs made from said medicine. Die in an entirely unrelated lethal drug overdose. Medium to Hard Medbay, Research, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Pathology, Teleporter, Bridge, Hydroponics, Maintenance
Hos2012.gif Head of Security Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. Harder than Hard Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory
64px Head of Personnel Leave your ID in the computer. Take all the money, disappear immediately and forever. Medium to Hard Everything, because lets face it, every HoP is going to give themselves Captain-level access
Capn2x.png Captain Have your hat stolen by the Detective and subsequently loose the respect of the crew. Get drunk, reprogram the AI into a dog. Throw the authentication disk at the Syndicates. Nightmarish Everything - Head of Security's Office, Armory


Antagonist Roles

These are the enemies of the station. They commit murder and outrageous acts of violence against the crew.

Antagonist Roles
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Jobtrait.png Traitor Buy a glowy sword. Hit yourself with the glowy sword. Medium to Hard Depends on job
Dracula.png Vampire Stand in the Chapel. Bluhh!! Medium to Hard Depends on job
Joboper.png Nuclear Operative Speak over the radio two minutes in. Leave the shuttle without a breath mask. Hard Maintenance
64px Wizard Run around trying to kill everyone, get electrocuted by the AI. Whine, respawn, repeat. Easy to Hard Walk through walls
Changeling.png Changeling Dispense free drugs, beg not to be murdered. Go on a rampage in fancy dress. Hard Depends on job
Jobspy.png Spy Lose your PDA, implant braindead people. Remind everyone why they got rid of Rev. Hard Depends on job
GangLeader64.png Gang leader Spawn your closet outside Sec. Get beat with a mop for spraypainting the AI. Nightmarish Depends on job
GangMember64.png Gangster Join the gang with the coolest hats. Brutally murder other bustas. Hard Depends on job


Special Roles

Specialist roles for players.

Special Roles
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
64px AI Get bored. Open doors. Turn the airbridges off. Psychologically Devastating Everything
64px Cyborg Ignore the AI, play dress-up. Write "fart" in tiles at escape, run out of power. Hard Everything
Jobmonkey.png Monkey Become the Chef's assistant. Get put on the spike for sandwich pizza. Nightmarish Depends, walk under tables
Ghost.png Ghost Rotate chairs, whine in deadchat, rave about omnighosts. Spooky Irrelevant
Zombie64.png Zombie Moan for brains over the radio. Get beaten by a mob. Apocalyptic Varied
64px Werewolf Run around with a tophat. Howl at the Ice Moon. Grim Varied
Cluwne2x.png Cluwne HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!! HONK!! Removed


Job of the Day

Every day, one of these jobs will be available to one lucky late-joiner.

Job of the Day
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Tourist64.png Tourist Run around taking photos, space yourself after a few minutes. Easy None
ViceOfficer64.png Vice Officer Raid Botany, smoke their weed, raid the Kitchen. Medium Maintenance, Security, Brig
Jobclown.png Clown Pester the Cargo Bay about bananas, poke your eyes out. Yes None
Lawyer64.png Lawyer Have your suitcase stolen, represent thief in court. Easy Maintenance
Barber64.png Barber Give a bald man an afro with barber magic. Dye it pink. Easy None
Boxer64.png Boxer Box yourself to death. Easy None
Mailman64.png Mailman Go postal. Easy Maintenance
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