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Instruments Dynassemblies

Relocated from Ore Processing, when crafting instruments with different parts was replaced with making them a manufacturer in PR #10581. Keeping around to document old instruments system in the future.

Product	Icon	Category	Requirements	Description
Instrument body		Miscellaneous	(4) Material	The body of an instrument.
Instrument neck		Miscellaneous	(3) Material	The neck of an instrument.
Instrument mouthpiece		Miscellaneous	(2) Material	The mouthpiece of an instrument.
Instrument bell		Miscellaneous	(4) Metal or Crystal	The bell of an instrument. Not an actual bell.
Instrument bag		Miscellaneous	(4) Cloth or Organic	The bag of an instrument.
Instrument rod		Miscellaneous	(3) Metal or Crystal	A plain old hollowed out rod.

Straight Jacket

Removed from Medical Objects when straights jackets were removed. Keeping this around for historical interest/reference.

Item	Image	Description
Straight Jacket		Handcuffs on steroids. Aside from the usual restrictions, e.g. the inability to use the hands or open doors, there are two key differences. Not only will the wearer be slowed down to walking speed, they also cannot escape (remove) the straight jacket on their own. For these reasons, it should generally be reserved for emergencies, if the alternative to confinement would be physical harm. Or devious purposes of course. Jackets are available in Medbay, usually in a Treatment Room or near some beds for patients, and, on Clarion, the Armory.

Image Arrangements in Tables

For mobile browser testing

Gallery, without Width

Name	Image	Description
Chemical Barrel		Stores up to 4000u of chemicals and functions like a tank. Comes in three varieties, red, yellow, and blue, all of which can be made at a science fabricator. To fill it, you can use click-drag to transfer chems from one container to the barrel. To drain it, click on it with a beaker (or similar container) to fill it up with the barrel's contents. You can click on it with a pen (or similar writing utensil) to label it. You can use a wrench to open/close the cap. You can still get chems from it when it's closed, but closing the cap means that any reactions that require an open container (e.g. smoke powder, aerosol propellant) will fizzle out if they occur in the barrel.

Varying Padding, with Width

Name	Image	Description
Chemical Barrel		Stores up to 4000u of chemicals and functions like a tank. Comes in three varieties, red, yellow, and blue, all of which can be made at a science fabricator. To fill it, you can use click-drag to transfer chems from one container to the barrel. To drain it, click on it with a beaker (or similar container) to fill it up with the barrel's contents. You can click on it with a pen (or similar writing utensil) to label it. You can use a wrench to open/close the cap. You can still get chems from it when it's closed, but closing the cap means that any reactions that require an open container (e.g. smoke powder, aerosol propellant) will fizzle out if they occur in the barrel.
Chemical Barrel		Stores up to 4000u of chemicals and functions like a tank. Comes in three varieties, red, yellow, and blue, all of which can be made at a science fabricator. To fill it, you can use click-drag to transfer chems from one container to the barrel. To drain it, click on it with a beaker (or similar container) to fill it up with the barrel's contents. You can click on it with a pen (or similar writing utensil) to label it. You can use a wrench to open/close the cap. You can still get chems from it when it's closed, but closing the cap means that any reactions that require an open container (e.g. smoke powder, aerosol propellant) will fizzle out if they occur in the barrel.
Chemical Barrel		Stores up to 4000u of chemicals and functions like a tank. Comes in three varieties, red, yellow, and blue, all of which can be made at a science fabricator. To fill it, you can use click-drag to transfer chems from one container to the barrel. To drain it, click on it with a beaker (or similar container) to fill it up with the barrel's contents. You can click on it with a pen (or similar writing utensil) to label it. You can use a wrench to open/close the cap. You can still get chems from it when it's closed, but closing the cap means that any reactions that require an open container (e.g. smoke powder, aerosol propellant) will fizzle out if they occur in the barrel.

Varying Padding, without Width

Name	Image	Description
Chemical Barrel		Stores up to 4000u of chemicals and functions like a tank. Comes in three varieties, red, yellow, and blue, all of which can be made at a science fabricator. To fill it, you can use click-drag to transfer chems from one container to the barrel. To drain it, click on it with a beaker (or similar container) to fill it up with the barrel's contents. You can click on it with a pen (or similar writing utensil) to label it. You can use a wrench to open/close the cap. You can still get chems from it when it's closed, but closing the cap means that any reactions that require an open container (e.g. smoke powder, aerosol propellant) will fizzle out if they occur in the barrel.
Chemical Barrel		Stores up to 4000u of chemicals and functions like a tank. Comes in three varieties, red, yellow, and blue, all of which can be made at a science fabricator. To fill it, you can use click-drag to transfer chems from one container to the barrel. To drain it, click on it with a beaker (or similar container) to fill it up with the barrel's contents. You can click on it with a pen (or similar writing utensil) to label it. You can use a wrench to open/close the cap. You can still get chems from it when it's closed, but closing the cap means that any reactions that require an open container (e.g. smoke powder, aerosol propellant) will fizzle out if they occur in the barrel.
Chemical Barrel		Stores up to 4000u of chemicals and functions like a tank. Comes in three varieties, red, yellow, and blue, all of which can be made at a science fabricator. To fill it, you can use click-drag to transfer chems from one container to the barrel. To drain it, click on it with a beaker (or similar container) to fill it up with the barrel's contents. You can click on it with a pen (or similar writing utensil) to label it. You can use a wrench to open/close the cap. You can still get chems from it when it's closed, but closing the cap means that any reactions that require an open container (e.g. smoke powder, aerosol propellant) will fizzle out if they occur in the barrel.

Div Tags, without Width

Name	Image	Description
Chemical Barrel		Stores up to 4000u of chemicals and functions like a tank. Comes in three varieties, red, yellow, and blue, all of which can be made at a science fabricator. To fill it, you can use click-drag to transfer chems from one container to the barrel. To drain it, click on it with a beaker (or similar container) to fill it up with the barrel's contents. You can click on it with a pen (or similar writing utensil) to label it. You can use a wrench to open/close the cap. You can still get chems from it when it's closed, but closing the cap means that any reactions that require an open container (e.g. smoke powder, aerosol propellant) will fizzle out if they occur in the barrel.

Div Tags, with Width

Name	Image	Description
Chemical Barrel		Stores up to 4000u of chemicals and functions like a tank. Comes in three varieties, red, yellow, and blue, all of which can be made at a science fabricator. To fill it, you can use click-drag to transfer chems from one container to the barrel. To drain it, click on it with a beaker (or similar container) to fill it up with the barrel's contents. You can click on it with a pen (or similar writing utensil) to label it. You can use a wrench to open/close the cap. You can still get chems from it when it's closed, but closing the cap means that any reactions that require an open container (e.g. smoke powder, aerosol propellant) will fizzle out if they occur in the barrel.

Varying Width

Name	Image	Description
Chemical Barrel		Stores up to 4000u of chemicals and functions like a tank. Comes in three varieties, red, yellow, and blue, all of which can be made at a science fabricator. To fill it, you can use click-drag to transfer chems from one container to the barrel. To drain it, click on it with a beaker (or similar container) to fill it up with the barrel's contents. You can click on it with a pen (or similar writing utensil) to label it. You can use a wrench to open/close the cap. You can still get chems from it when it's closed, but closing the cap means that any reactions that require an open container (e.g. smoke powder, aerosol propellant) will fizzle out if they occur in the barrel.

Name	Image	Description
Chemical Barrel		Stores up to 4000u of chemicals and functions like a tank. Comes in three varieties, red, yellow, and blue, all of which can be made at a science fabricator. To fill it, you can use click-drag to transfer chems from one container to the barrel. To drain it, click on it with a beaker (or similar container) to fill it up with the barrel's contents. You can click on it with a pen (or similar writing utensil) to label it. You can use a wrench to open/close the cap. You can still get chems from it when it's closed, but closing the cap means that any reactions that require an open container (e.g. smoke powder, aerosol propellant) will fizzle out if they occur in the barrel.

Name	Image	Description
Chemical Barrel		Stores up to 4000u of chemicals and functions like a tank. Comes in three varieties, red, yellow, and blue, all of which can be made at a science fabricator. To fill it, you can use click-drag to transfer chems from one container to the barrel. To drain it, click on it with a beaker (or similar container) to fill it up with the barrel's contents. You can click on it with a pen (or similar writing utensil) to label it. You can use a wrench to open/close the cap. You can still get chems from it when it's closed, but closing the cap means that any reactions that require an open container (e.g. smoke powder, aerosol propellant) will fizzle out if they occur in the barrel.

Multiple Column Collapsibles

For mobile browser testing

Item	Cost	Contents
Haberdasher's Crate	5000 Credits	5x-10x random novelty hats, chosen from the following: Possible Hats Apprentice's cap (pink) Batcowl Biker Cap Bobble Hat and Glasses Black-striped Bobble Hat and Glasses Birdman helmet Bucket helmet Burberry cap Cakehat Coonskin cap Constable's helmet Cowboy hat Crown Devil horns Dirty rag Fedora Fifties America Reclamation Team Helmet Flat cap Formal turban Foul yellow hat Fruit basket hat Golden hat Hard hat Hat ("psychedelic" knit cap) Lace veil Maid headwear Mailman's hat Massive asshole's hat Odd hat Odd werewolf mask Paper hat Powdered wig Plumber's hat (green) Plumber's hat (red) Plunger Pumpkin Rabbi's hat Rastafarian cap Red bucket helmet Red skull mask and cloak Purple hat Rookie scalp Serpico hat Siren helmet Smooth Criminal's Hat Super happy funtime cat head Thunderdome helmet Tinfoil hat TN-HEIMALIS-2 Helmet Top Hat Towel hat Turban TURDS Helmet Wig (generic black hair) Zombie mask
Haberdasher's Crate	5000 Credits	5x-10x random novelty hats, chosen from the following: Possible Hats Apprentice's cap (pink) Batcowl Biker Cap Bobble Hat and Glasses Black-striped Bobble Hat and Glasses Birdman helmet Bucket helmet Burberry cap Cakehat Coonskin cap Constable's helmet Cowboy hat Crown Devil horns Dirty rag Fedora Fifties America Reclamation Team Helmet Flat cap Formal turban Foul yellow hat Fruit basket hat Golden hat Hard hat Hat ("psychedelic" knit cap) Lace veil Maid headwear Mailman's hat Massive asshole's hat Odd hat Odd werewolf mask Paper hat Powdered wig Plumber's hat (green) Plumber's hat (red) Plunger Pumpkin Rabbi's hat Rastafarian cap Red bucket helmet Red skull mask and cloak Purple hat Rookie scalp Serpico hat Siren helmet Smooth Criminal's Hat Super happy funtime cat head Thunderdome helmet Tinfoil hat TN-HEIMALIS-2 Helmet Top Hat Towel hat Turban TURDS Helmet Wig (generic black hair) Zombie mask
Haberdasher's Crate	5000 Credits	5x-10x random novelty hats, chosen from the following: Possible Hats Apprentice's cap (pink) Batcowl Biker Cap Bobble Hat and Glasses Black-striped Bobble Hat and Glasses Birdman helmet Bucket helmet Burberry cap Cakehat Coonskin cap Constable's helmet Cowboy hat Crown Devil horns Dirty rag Fedora Fifties America Reclamation Team Helmet Flat cap Formal turban Foul yellow hat Fruit basket hat Golden hat Hard hat Hat ("psychedelic" knit cap) Lace veil Maid headwear Mailman's hat Massive asshole's hat Odd hat Odd werewolf mask Paper hat Powdered wig Plumber's hat (green) Plumber's hat (red) Plunger Pumpkin Rabbi's hat Rastafarian cap Red bucket helmet Red skull mask and cloak Purple hat Rookie scalp Serpico hat Siren helmet Smooth Criminal's Hat Super happy funtime cat head Thunderdome helmet Tinfoil hat TN-HEIMALIS-2 Helmet Top Hat Towel hat Turban TURDS Helmet Wig (generic black hair) Zombie mask
Haberdasher's Crate	5000 Credits	5x-10x random novelty hats, chosen from the following: Possible Hats Apprentice's cap (pink) Batcowl Biker Cap Bobble Hat and Glasses Black-striped Bobble Hat and Glasses Birdman helmet Bucket helmet Burberry cap Cakehat Coonskin cap Constable's helmet Cowboy hat Crown Devil horns Dirty rag Fedora Fifties America Reclamation Team Helmet Flat cap Formal turban Foul yellow hat Fruit basket hat Golden hat Hard hat Hat ("psychedelic" knit cap) Lace veil Maid headwear Mailman's hat Massive asshole's hat Odd hat Odd werewolf mask Paper hat Powdered wig Plumber's hat (green) Plumber's hat (red) Plunger Pumpkin Rabbi's hat Rastafarian cap Red bucket helmet Red skull mask and cloak Purple hat Rookie scalp Serpico hat Siren helmet Smooth Criminal's Hat Super happy funtime cat head Thunderdome helmet Tinfoil hat TN-HEIMALIS-2 Helmet Top Hat Towel hat Turban TURDS Helmet Wig (generic black hair) Zombie mask
Haberdasher's Crate	5000 Credits	5x-10x random novelty hats, chosen from the following: Possible Hats Apprentice's cap (pink) Batcowl Biker Cap Bobble Hat and Glasses Black-striped Bobble Hat and Glasses Birdman helmet Bucket helmet Burberry cap Cakehat Coonskin cap Constable's helmet Cowboy hat Crown Devil horns Dirty rag Fedora Fifties America Reclamation Team Helmet Flat cap Formal turban Foul yellow hat Fruit basket hat Golden hat Hard hat Hat ("psychedelic" knit cap) Lace veil Maid headwear Mailman's hat Massive asshole's hat Odd hat Odd werewolf mask Paper hat Powdered wig Plumber's hat (green) Plumber's hat (red) Plunger Pumpkin Rabbi's hat Rastafarian cap Red bucket helmet Red skull mask and cloak Purple hat Rookie scalp Serpico hat Siren helmet Smooth Criminal's Hat Super happy funtime cat head Thunderdome helmet Tinfoil hat TN-HEIMALIS-2 Helmet Top Hat Towel hat Turban TURDS Helmet Wig (generic black hair) Zombie mask
Haberdasher's Crate	5000 Credits	5x-10x random novelty hats, chosen from the following: Possible Hats Apprentice's cap (pink) Batcowl Biker Cap Bobble Hat and Glasses Black-striped Bobble Hat and Glasses Birdman helmet Bucket helmet Burberry cap Cakehat Coonskin cap Constable's helmet Cowboy hat Crown Devil horns Dirty rag Fedora Fifties America Reclamation Team Helmet Flat cap Formal turban Foul yellow hat Fruit basket hat Golden hat Hard hat Hat ("psychedelic" knit cap) Lace veil Maid headwear Mailman's hat Massive asshole's hat Odd hat Odd werewolf mask Paper hat Powdered wig Plumber's hat (green) Plumber's hat (red) Plunger Pumpkin Rabbi's hat Rastafarian cap Red bucket helmet Red skull mask and cloak Purple hat Rookie scalp Serpico hat Siren helmet Smooth Criminal's Hat Super happy funtime cat head Thunderdome helmet Tinfoil hat TN-HEIMALIS-2 Helmet Top Hat Towel hat Turban TURDS Helmet Wig (generic black hair) Zombie mask

Experiments into Dropdowns

Spoilers (Kinda)

Reagent	Recipe	Dep. rate	Pen. skin?	Per life cycle	Immediate effect upon application	Addict prob.	Notes
Grog	Secret! Mouseover to Reveal (2) Two + (2) Two -> (5) Fish OR Find in artifact beakers/watering cans.	0.4	No	Decays into 5 units of ethanol. 15% chance of +1 TOX.	Makes you a pirate captain complete with dreadlocks, full beard, eyepatch and matching name. TOUCH - 75% chance of +25 BRUTE and disfiguring the victim's face, 25% of +5 BRUTE. 20% chance of melting items.		More of a gimmick chem than legitimately destructive.

Captain Forms

Captain Promotion

[h4]Temporary Promotion Form C-1300[/h4]
[b]Index No. ____[/b][i](Official use only)[/i]
[hr]
[u]Full Name:[/u]
____________________________________
[u]Current Job:[/u]
____________________________________
[u]Promotion Reason:[/u]
____________________________________
____________________________________
____________________________________
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[u]Liability Statement:[/u]
I, ____________________________________
agree that I am not using this new position 
to abuse the authority or privileges it grants,
or to otherwise mislead the crew and subvert 
the existing command structure. I understand
that to lie about this is a crime and I 
will be prosecuted and charged to the 
fullest extent of space law. 
[u]Promotee's Signature:[/u]
____________________________________
[u]Overseeing Staff's Signature:[/u]
____________________________________
[u]Validity Stamp:[/u] __
[u]Shift Time:[/u] __

Execution Form

[h4]Execution Order Form C-1400[/h4]
[b]Index No. ____[/b][i](Official use only)[/i]
[hr]
[u]Criminal's Name:[/u]
____________________________________
[u]Convicted Crimes:[/u]
____________________________________
____________________________________
____________________________________
____________________________________
[u]Liability Statement:[/u]
I, ____________________________________,
accept any and all financial burdens and
damage to company property that this 
execution may cause. I understand that 
execution may be a traumatic procedure
and volunteer to financially compensate
the company for all psychiatric help
that crew members may require due to
this event.
[u]Captain's Signature:[/u]
____________________________________
[u]Security Officer's Signature:[/u]
____________________________________
[u]Validity Stamp:[/u] __
[u]Shift Time:[/u] __

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Organ Damage Table

fuck it's the organ damage from Doctoring but it's a WIP table 

Organ Damage Types

Damage Type	Causes	Effects at Critical Threshold	Effects at Dead/Missing Organs	Treatment
Lung Damage	Note that ach lung takes damage separately, independently of each other, though some sources damage both. Attacks to chest > 4 BRUTE Breathing in searing hot air. Higher temperatures cause more damage. Smoking cigarettes and similar tobacco products. Nicotine content does not matter, only length of smoking sessions.	Lung has a chance of causing respiratory failure.	One lung: Occasional OXY suffocate -75 max stamina -3 stamina regeneration. Both lungs are damaged Rapid OXY damage and LOSEBREATH -150 Max Stamina -6 Stamina Regen	Administer: salbutamol perfluorodecalin Omnizine cryoxadone
Liver Damage	Attacks to chest > 4 BRUTE Taking TOX damage. Only about 3% of the amount of TOX damage becomes liver damage. Drinking ethanol.	Chance to develop liver failure.	Guaranteed liver failure All chems deplete twice as slowly. Quick, continuous TOX damage.	Administer: charcoal Omnizine Cryoxadone If the patient's liver is augmented, they can heal liver damage just by ingesting a lot of ethanol--alcohol really is a solution sometimes!
Kidney Damage	Attacks to chest > 4 BRUTE Taking TOX damage. Only about 5% of the amount of TOX damage becomes liver damage. and kidneys suffer damage separately.	Kidney failure occurs	Patient can survive one dead/missing kidney, but with two kidneys: All chems deplete twice as slowly, TOX damage every second.	Administer: charcoal Omnizine Cryoxadone
Pancreas Damage	Attacks to chest > 4 BRUTE Sugar	Chance to develop Pancreatitis	Unable to secrete insulin when the amount of sugar in the blood exceeds 80 units	omnizine cryoxadone
Appendix Damage	Attacks to chest > 4 BRUTE	Risk of contracting appendicitis	Contracting appendicitis. No appendix means no appendicitis.	omnizine and cryoxadone counteract appendix damage, the former better than the latter.
Spleen Damage	Attacks to chest > 4 BRUTE		Body cannot regenerate blood naturally.	No effect. omnizine cryoxadone salbutamol
Stomach Damage	Attacks to chest > 4 BRUTE	No effect.	Can't eat food, though they can still swallow pills, sip drinks, things like that.	omnizine cryoxadone charcoal
Intestines Damage	Attacks to chest > 4 BRUTE	No effect.	No effect.	omnizine cryoxadone charcoal

Organ Ailments

Each organ-related ailment can be treated with omnizine and cryoxadone, but this will only delay the damage, not cure the disease. Generally, getting a replacement organ or administering the specific drug that heals the organ will cure the ailment. All organ-related diseases have a small chance to clear up in the first stage, but this is very small and exceptionally rare--do not count on it.

• Removing or replacing the appendix will cure the disease. Having a cyberappendix or no appendix at all will prevent appendicitis entirely.

Condition	Causes	Symptoms	Cures
Respiratory Failure	Lung reaching Critical damage.	Occasional LOSEBREATH Gasping, twitching, pains in the ribs, sensations of trouble breathing. Last Stage: Frequent OXY damage and LOSEBREATH Lung damage	Administer either Salbutamol or perfluorodecalin Performing a lung transplant
Liver Failure		TOX damage Fainting, collapsing. Pains in the upper chest/abdomen. Can deteriorate into liver death.	Taking anti-tox drugs like charcoal. Getting a new liver also cures the disease.
Kidney Failure		First stages: Pains and aches in the upper-right abdomen. Final stages: TOX and kidney damage. eventually rendering the organ nonfunctional. Can deteriorate into kidney death if both kidneys fail.	Perform a kidney replacement surgery. Administer charcoal.
Pancreatitis		Fainting, groaning. Pains in the upper right abdomen and back in the early stages. Final stage: TOX damage, pancreas damage Can deteriorate into pancreas death.	pancreas transplant
Appendicitis	Excessive damage random chance	Abdominal pains and shudders that progressively worsen. Last stage: Appendix damage. If left unchecked, the appendix will eventually burst, dumping lots of toxin into the afflicted.

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Artifacts Table

make table from this shit
Likely will go Artifact Type Name -> Examine Description -> Effect
Possibly room for x-ray clues like "segmented" or "hollow"

Possible Effects

So, what happens when you actually activate an artifact? That's the fun of it, it's entirely random. Aside from the artifact's size, you'll have no way of knowing just what it will do until you activate it. What we can tell you is what the potential abilities of the artifacts are:

Bulky Artifacts

These are giant-looking things that you can't pick up, only drag around. Note that pulling or pushing them doesn't count as a TOUCH stimulus, you must click it with an active hand for that. This lets you drag it around safely. You can also force someone to touch artifacts by putting them in an aggressive or higher grab (click on them with Grab intent, click on the grab to upgrade it) and then clicking on the artifact, triggering its effects. Obviously, don't wordlessly grab random people and force them to touch artifacts (especially if it's one of the harmful ones), or similar, unless you're an Antagonist.

Type	Effect
Forcefield Generator	The artifact will produce a shiny forcefield of varying size and duration. Until it powers down after a random amount of time, nothing short of teleportation will break through its stubborn walls.
Lamp	Emits a bright, permanent light. Harmless, unless you're a vampire or something.
Darkness	A cloak of absolute darkness will envelop the artifact and area around it, preventing any actions short of walking around in it until it powers down. Having Thermals or Mesons can make it easier to navigate.
Healer	One of the few benign artifacts you'll come across, touching it will heal all damage types.
Harmer	The polar opposite of the above, if this is within half a screen's length of you, you'll take damage of a randomly-selected type constantly until you get away from it. This can eventually be fatal if you're not quick.
Prison	Not as bad as it sounds, the artifact will drag you into it and lock itself for a minute or two before spitting you out again. Handy for trapping people or jumping into for protection. These are one of the few artifact types that don't require activation, and will only do the "lit up" animation when someone is inside of it.
Human-to-Cyborg Converter	The above's much meaner cousin, this one pulls you in when you touch it and painfully turns you into a generic light Cyborg! It gibs your old body as well, losing you everything you had on your formerly fleshy self. If a Cyborg touches it, they'll receive a mysterious message declaring something like UPGRADE COMPLETE. You'll know one of these is kicking around somewhere on the station if you suddenly see a lot of borgs with weird names. Note to Cyborgs: forcing people to touch a Converter artifact against their will is considered harming a human! Don't do this unless your laws allow it!
Mutation	This silly artifact will give you a certain mutation when you touch it. Sometimes this is bad, other times it's beneficial! Usually they only last for a limited time either way.
Injector	This picks a random cocktail of up to three chemicals and injects anyone who touches it. This is usually never good, though if you're careful and lucky enough you can harvest reagents from it; some very rare reagents can only be found from these.
Gravity	A mildly annoying artifact, this will either pull things towards it or push them away from it.
Noisemaker	Harmless, unless you consider the grating noises they make as "harm". These will incessantly play a random, looping sound until destroyed.
Container	When activated and touched, this artifact will vanish and leave its contents behind, which can be anything from items to weapons to critters to mobs. Be on guard in the case of the last two!
Warp	Touch the artifact. Now go run off somewhere and wait a couple of minutes, and you'll suddenly be warped back to wherever the artifact is! This one doesn't need to be activated to work.
Bomb	If you see a message about an artifact catastrophically overloading, GET RID OF IT IMMEDIATELY! This means it's about to light up like the fourth of July, going off in a spectacular explosion and likely gibbing anyone who stands too close when it does. Artbombs take a while to get up to critical mass, at which point you'll be given another message stating as such; if you're wandering around and suddenly see that second message, run. Due to a bug, the second message doesn't always reliably follow the artifact and instead plays from the tile where the artifact was activated. Just in case you start panicking from an invisible artbomb or something.
Turret	When these artifacts are activated they reveal an array of GUNS. The artifact will automatically 'turn' and shoot nearby people/monkeys. They deactivate after a while if there is nothing to shoot. Be warned, these can and will shoot you soon after you turn it on for the first time, so run away and come back after a while, the artifact will probably have turned off.
Plant Helper	Boosts the health and growth rates of nearby plants in hydroponics trays, like some really weird alien UV Grow Lamp.
Wishgranter	Make a wish! When activated, a booming voice will give you a choice of either great wealth or great power. Depending on its mood (which to say, completely randomly), it may do exactly as you intended, bestowing great wads of credits or fabulous genetic powers (or a great power cell if you're a robot). Or it might just pull a literal genie and just kill you in suitably ironic (and irreversible) fashion.
Surgery	Replaces one of your limbs with a snazzy new robot limb when you click on it. Certain limbs will always be replaced with certain augmentations, and you can use it as many times as you'd like. Just have a few styptic patches ready.
Generator	Click on it while it's over a wire (insulated gloves recommended) to connect it the station power grid, and it'll generate anywhere from 5kW to 5MW of electricity. If it spontaneously bursts into flames/rumbles, do not be alarmed; it's normal engine behavior.
Air	Will constantly pump out a (usually negligible) amount of hot/cold air. Can be useful for repressurizing areas if you're willing to wait a long time.

Hand-held Artifacts

Smaller artifacts that you can carry around. These will come with extra messages such as "having a handle to hold it by" to tell you it can be picked up.

• Teleporter: Make your problems disappear! Whatever you whack with this will be teleported away in a random direction and distance.
• Self Teleporter: Click the floor, any floor. VOOM! You are there.
• Melee: Well yes, you could technically whack someone with any kind of handheld artifact, but these specific ones inflict way more of a certain damage type than normal. You'll know if you have one of these if it makes a bizarre sound when you hit someone with it.
• Gun: Like the Melee artifact, but ranged. It picks a random damage type, damage amount and number of bullets fired in one burst. Depending on how the RNG rolls, these can be amazingly deadly.
• Forcewall: Like the bigger artifact, but it only makes a wall in one direction.
• Mining: Cuts through asteroids like nobody's business. The Miners will love you if you toss one of these their way.
• Beaker: A Scientist's best friend, these things have obscene reagent limits and come pre-loaded with massive amounts of obscure chems (usually Saltpetre, which means happy days for any Scientist or Botanist). These can fit into any machine that a regular beaker can, and don't need to be activated before they can be used. Note that these do not have the "has a handle" message when examined, so you'll have to pay attention to whether it looks like it can be picked up or not.
• Magic: Comes with a very random effect, such as shooting out lightning or stunning everything within a certain radius, and does so wherever you click with it. Needs to recharge itself after each use.These can be very deadly even to the user, so be careful with them!
• Instrument: Click on it/activate it in-hand to play...something that can probably be called music.
• Activator: Quite possibly the holy grail of artifact research, this will activate and sometimes deactivate any artifact of its type (Eldritch, Wizard, Martian, Forerunner, Robot), and sometimes every type. If you obtain this, then throw your hands up in the air you lucky bastard, because you are really goddamned lucky.
  • Note that while they're handheld size and (usually) have the sprites for such, they're have a "It kinda looks like it's supposed to be inserted into something." message when examined. Makes sense, they are, technically, activator keys.
• Lightning: Not to be confused with the lightning that can sometimes occur in Magic artifacts, with these you aim at an area and the artifact will zap everyone within, causing a variable amount of burn damage. Careful not to use it too close! Mostly, if not always, less powerful than its magical brother.

Tiny Artifacts

Similar to handhelds in that they can be picked up, but they'll look pretty small. They come with an extra "It kinda looks like it's supposed to be inserted into something." message when examined. These will already look activated when you find them.

• Cell: The ultimate power cell, having an absurd charge limit as well as charging on its own without need of a charger. A Cyborg with one of these is unlikely to need a recharge ever again.

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Nuclear Endings

An attempt to incorporate Manta's custom detonation sequence into the Nuclear Operative page.
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Trigger the nuke

Your side has the upper hand? Great! Now trigger the nuke:

• Load the nuke into one of your pods and drop it off near the station.
• Move the nuke to the designated area. If you've forgotten, use the notes command to remind yourself.
• Click on the nuke with an empty hand to activate it. That will prompt a station-wide red alert, stating your exact location. Needless to say, stealth is no longer an option at this point.
• Insert the authentication disk if you have it.
• Defend the nuke for 10 (or 7 with the disk) long minutes. It's all or nothing!
• Gloat over the radio and vanish in a cloud of radioactive fire!

Space and OshanManta

Total Syndicate Victory - The operatives have destroyed Space Station 13!

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Total Syndicate Victory - The operatives have destroyed the NSS Manta!

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Atlas Horizon

Prototype for a possible page on the Atlas ruins that were part of the Spacemas version of Horizon

Atlas Ruins

Cargonia, Secstotzka & Civilechia (North)

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  Arrivals

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  Quartermaster's

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  Clown Hole

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  West/North Solar Array

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  Mechanic's Lab

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  Mining

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  Mining Dock

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  Cafeteria

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  Kitchen

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  Catering Storage

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  Catering Storage/Freezer Room

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  Security

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  Security Foyer Checkpoint

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  Security Wing/Security Equipment Room

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  Armory

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  Brig

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  Detective's Office

Engiers (West)

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  Engineering

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  Engine Control Room

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  Hot Loop

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  Engine Room

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  Cold Loop

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  Combustion Chamber

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  Databank Room

Scientopia/Researchica (South)

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  Science

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  Chemistry

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  Artifact Research

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  Science Teleporter

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  Research Dock

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  Toxin Storage

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  Toxin Lab

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  East/South Solar Array

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  Medbay

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  Medbay Lobby

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  Medbay/Medkit Room

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  Medbay Operating Theater

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  Cloning

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  Medical Research

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  Medbay/Cryo

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  Medbay/Morgue

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  Robotics

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  Pathology Research

Free State of Siliconzig (Center)

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  Computer Core

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  Hydroponics

United Command (East)

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  Escape Shuttle Hallway

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  Chapel

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  Chapel Office

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  EVA Storage

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  Customs + Bridge

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  Teleporter

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  Captain's Office

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  Head of Personnel's Office

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  Head of Personnel's Office/Command Meeting Room

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  Head of Personnel's Office/Command Locker Room

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  Bathroom

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  Crew Lounge

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  Janitor's Office

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  Arrival Dock

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GCS Draft

Remnant of a draft for the Geothermal Capture System section for the Powering the station, now a possible start for illustrating how to decipher results from overlapping hotspots

Powering the station: the geothermal capture system

All about Hotspots

These quakes cause particular effects within a certain radius of the center

Hunting for & Centering Hotspots: The Hard Part

For example, if you plop a rod northwest of the your previous spot and get an estimate of 8 when your previous one was 9, you should continue northwest. Conversely, if it's 10, you should head the opposite direction, southeast, and if it's 9 again, you should try another direction entirely.

Overlapping Hotspots

With a bit of intuition and some simple math, you can still decipher where the centers are. If you manage to find a corner of one hotspot where there isn't overlap (that is, readings of 10 and nothing above that), you could intuit the center based on which corner it is (i.e. if you've found the northwest corner of a hotspot, then the center is 10 tiles to the southeast.) From there, since you know where one hotspot is and thus how far you are its center at any point, you can use to decipher the dowsing rod readings. For example, if you get an estimate of 5 and know that there's a hotspot 3 tiles directly north of you, then that means there's another hotspot 2 tiles away in some direction.

Alternatively, you can ignore the distance estimates entirely and rely upon indicator light alone. Theoretically, you could use a single dowsing rod and find the center by the light alone. However, it's usually easier to make a grid of dowsing rods over an area, and