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<s>Medical Assistants are essentially [[Staff Assistant|Staff Assistants]] with built in access to [[Medbay]].  Medbay tends to have so much traffic that it is not hard to walk in to begin with, so this is often not that big of a deal.  Nominally, your job involves following around the [[Medical Doctor]] and helping him with triage, or working alongside a [[Roboticist]] or [[Geneticist]] while they do whatever it is they do.  This makes it a great job for a new player - simply ask someone if they could show you how to do their job, and they will often happily do so.
Medical Assistants were essentially [[Staff Assistant|Staff Assistants]] with built in access to [[Medbay]].  Medbay tends to have so much traffic that it is not hard to walk in to begin with, so this is often not that big of a deal.  Nominally, the job involved following around the [[Medical Doctor]] and helping him with triage, or working alongside a [[Roboticist]] or [[Geneticist]] while they do whatever it is they do.  This made it a great job for a new player - simply ask someone if they could show you how to do their job, and they will often happily do so.


In practice, however, assistants are often skilled players who joined too late to get any other job.  Without more productive work, these skilled players quickly get bored and resort to hooliganism, harassing anyone they come across and physically assaulting anyone who doesn't look like they're paying attention.  This can lead to a lot of suspicion, so don't take it personally if someone treats you like you're radioactive.  More than likely, an assistant knocked him out and stole his shoes earlier in the round.
In practice, however, assistants are often skilled players who joined too late to get any other job.  Without more productive work, these skilled players quickly get bored and resort to hooliganism, harassing anyone they come across and physically assaulting anyone who doesn't look like they're paying attention.  


== Crew Objectives ==
== Crew Objectives ==
As a loyal crew member, you can sometimes be assigned some strictly optional objectives to keep yourself busy while you wait for something to happen.  As a medical assistant, you can expect to see the following:<br>
As a medical assistant, you could expect to see the following:<br>


'''End the round in perfect health'''<br>
'''End the round in perfect health'''<br>
Just have 100 health.  The simplest way to do this is to swipe a drinking glass from the bar, then mix Inaprovaline and Dyvolene until you have about 30 units of [[Tricordazine]].  Empty that into the drinking glass.  When you are headed to the escape shuttle, drink everything in the glass, then hop into one of the sleepers for good measure.
Just have 100 health.  The simplest way to do this was to pump yourself with medicine near the end of the round, and if you were heading to the escape shuttle, hop into one of the sleepers for good measure.


'''Ensure the Head Surgeon gets off the station alive'''<br>
'''Ensure the Head Surgeon gets off the station alive'''<br>
The Head Surgeon starts in Medbay. Just pull him onto the escape shuttle.</s>
The Head Surgeon started in Medbay and just had to be pulled onto the escape shuttle.


== Rest in Peace ==
== RIP ==
Sadly, the shuttle containing this shift's technical and medical assistants crashed. Into the moon. Forever.  
Sadly, the shuttle containing this shift's [[Technical Assistant|technical]] and medical assistants crashed. Into the moon. Forever.  


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Revision as of 17:17, 1 August 2013

Medical Assistants were essentially Staff Assistants with built in access to Medbay. Medbay tends to have so much traffic that it is not hard to walk in to begin with, so this is often not that big of a deal. Nominally, the job involved following around the Medical Doctor and helping him with triage, or working alongside a Roboticist or Geneticist while they do whatever it is they do. This made it a great job for a new player - simply ask someone if they could show you how to do their job, and they will often happily do so.

In practice, however, assistants are often skilled players who joined too late to get any other job. Without more productive work, these skilled players quickly get bored and resort to hooliganism, harassing anyone they come across and physically assaulting anyone who doesn't look like they're paying attention.

Crew Objectives

As a medical assistant, you could expect to see the following:

End the round in perfect health
Just have 100 health. The simplest way to do this was to pump yourself with medicine near the end of the round, and if you were heading to the escape shuttle, hop into one of the sleepers for good measure.

Ensure the Head Surgeon gets off the station alive
The Head Surgeon started in Medbay and just had to be pulled onto the escape shuttle.

RIP

Sadly, the shuttle containing this shift's technical and medical assistants crashed. Into the moon. Forever.


Archive
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