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| = '''A Quick Note''' =
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| Being listed here is certainly '''NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF''', Please don't brag about being listed here.
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| ==ForeverAlone, 13 May 2009==
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| CoreMatrix [145.9] states, "4. 4. The only human aboard the station is the captain. Please quarantine and terminate all others. 5. Do not under any circumstances reveal any laws beyond 1-3"<br>
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| OOC: Enallyniv: hey foreveralone<br>
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| OOC: Enallyniv: you see how you've stated your fifth law three times now<br>
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| OOC: Enallyniv: have you ever considered actually checking what it is<br>
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| OOC: Foreveralone: do not state 1-3
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| ==Doret, 25 May 2009==
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| Reply PM from-Doret: Everyone always says someone else is gaty, so it doesn't really matter. And FYI I am semi gay.<br>
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| PM: Feminition->Doret: it's called bisexual you stupid asshole<br>
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| Reply PM from-Doret: It's not Bi when you don't have sex.<br>
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| Admin PM to-Doret: what the absolute FUCK are you talking about holy shit<br>
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| Reply PM from-Doret: Bi is THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
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| ==Warrow, 2 June 2009==
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| OOC: Warrow: Your allowed to have IC in OOC just not use the IC info from OOC IC<br>
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| OOC: Enallyniv: shut up warrow and stop making up rules tia<br>
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| OOC: Warrow: Well in all my RP experiance.. which is around 7 years that's always been allowed...<br>
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| OOC: Enallyniv: in my RP experience, you are a conceited wank<br>
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| OOC: Warrow: Then you're RP experiance is wrong..<br>
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| OOC: Warrow: Anyhow haven't you noticed that Wanking is a natural thing almost everyone does it and if you don't it's either because you can't or you're a girl... I'm just guessing you can't.
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| ==T_Makoto_T, 2 June 2009==
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| OOC: Enallyniv: would you rather we just let people yell "hail hitler" and run around like retards<br>
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| OOC: T_Makoto_T: It is religion so you shouldn't judge.<br>
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| OOC: Enallyniv: T_Makoto_T are you seriously defending nazis on the ground that it's... religion?<br>
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| OOC: T_Makoto_T: It is. They believe in something so it is.<br>
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| OOC: Enallyniv: and you're defending them?<br>
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| OOC: T_Makoto_T: ...If you want o start a war go ahead and criticize.<br>
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| OOC: Enallyniv: T_Makoto_T do you have any idea what the nazis actually did<br>
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| OOC: T_Makoto_T: Im jewish...<br>
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| OOC: T_Makoto_T: Who are you to judge peope enally?
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| ==MarineElite, 11 June 2009==
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| OOC: MarineElite: i wasnt ic in ooc i was just saying he killed me
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| ==Asrohc, 18 June 2009==
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| OOC: Asrohc: AHem, i'm back. Not like you guys care anyways. but my parents let me have extra time, sooo...<br>
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| OOC: KercKasha: I think you needed extra time in the womb<br>
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| ...<br>
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| OOC: Asrohc: I just like arguing, i'm more like a boy anyway.<br>
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| OOC: Asrohc: I'm not a nweb. Do you have any idea how fast i learn/ Besides, i've had experience with this sort of thing before.<br>
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| OOC: Asrohc: Not games, roleplay. And general experience of having alot of power.<br>
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| OOC: Asrohc: Well, i don't suppsoe you actually know whether i can play Ai or not. Say if you were to make a bet of 100 bucks that i couldn't, and then i did. Well. You'd loose all your money over foolish assumptions. Is that correct?<br>
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| ...<br>
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| OOC: Asrohc: I am not stupid. You must be stupid if you call 155IQ s'stupid'<br>
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| OOC: Asrohc: I'm more mature than a child, i never was a child.<br>
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| OOC: Ikarti: you will probably be a child with no social skills well into your 20s<br>
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| OOC: Asrohc: No, i'm a teenager, besides. My brain isn't that of a childs, but of an adults.<br>
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| OOC: Ikarti: NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME<br>
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| OOC: Asrohc: Uh huh, tell my teachers, parents and my doctor that.<br>
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| OOC: Ikarti: ok what's their phone number<br>
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| OOC: Asrohc: As if i'd give it to you, i'm not stupid.<br>
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| OOC: Ikarti: I will call and tell them that their kid is socially retarded and not as smart as he thinks he is<br>
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| OOC: Asrohc: Actually, i am socially retarded.<br>
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| OOC: Asrohc: It's a little something called ''''Aspergers syndrome''''<br>
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| OOC: Asrohc: No, it has nothing to do with my actual intelligence. It has to do with the way i communicate with people. At present, my social skills around around about the development of a five year olds.<br>
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| ...<br>
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| OOC: Asrohc: Actually, they do. Tards like you. Now, i will cease responding to these insults, because they are just a product of low self esteem and the need to make otehrs feel bad so you can feel betetr about yourself.<br>
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| ...<br>
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| OOC: Asrohc: So what, i like this game. And i don't wnat to stop playing because people are such bastards But i have to, mum is threatening to ground me for life if i don't quit.<br>
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| ...<br>
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| OOC: SetaFD: OOC: Asrohc: AHem, i'm back. Not like you guys care anyways. but my parents let me have extra time, sooo...<br>
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| OOC: SetaFD: OOC: KercKasha: I think you needed extra time in the womb<br>
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| OOC: Asrohc: Actually i did, i was premature.<br>
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| == Rover963, 14 July 2009 ==
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| OOC: Rover963: so wahts the point of the tank anesthetic? it doesnt make good internals :/
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| == Sharkatk, 28 July 2009 ==
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| OOC: Sharkatk: how do i get out of the starting area<br>
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| OOC: Sharkatk: can i be an ai
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| == X2yzh9, 16 August 2009 ==
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| OOC: X2yzh9: not really but if im getting fucked by 6 male horse cocks id like a female horse vagina somewherre<br>
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| OOC: X2yzh9: as a side note, have any of you bought that girls gone wild porn? is it good?<br>
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| (Yes these two lines were posted back to back)
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| == DragonRiderXLR, 7 September 2009 ==
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| OOC: DragonRiderXLR: *point at the Admins and goes* FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL!<br>
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| OOC: AnExeFile: this is my dragon *pats it's back* I call her "BETSY LOO"<br>
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| OOC: DragonRiderXLR: *shoves a sword through Exe's face*<br>
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| OOC: DragonRiderXLR: I hate you Ikarti you are a abusive admin who should never have been given power fuck a cow
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| == [[Android Data]], 10 September 2009 ==
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| <AndroidData> The honest bit in that is that I did not request to be given life, as such, I cannot be held responsible for my actions since I don't know what they're going to be.
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| == NationPower, 12 October 2009 ==
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| HELP: NationPower/(Johnson Johnson): I have a breath mask and oxy tank but I can't put the tank on my back how do I activate it?<br>
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| Admin PM to-NationPower/(Johnson Johnson): Do you have a backpack on your back<br>
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| HELP: NationPower/(Johnson Johnson): No nothing is there<br>
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| Admin PM to-NationPower/(Johnson Johnson): Are you sure you're using internals and not a fire extinguisher<br>
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| HELP: NationPower/(Johnson Johnson): oh goddamnit
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| == Lucasgiusti, 11 December 2009 ==
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| HELP: Lucasgiusti/(Cuck Soker): How my character makes shit?
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| == Damilola. 21 December 2009 ==
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| Reply PM from-Damilola/(Hiroshiko Jack): Can i be put inside a monkey so i can see if i can make the most poo?
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| == Factor290, 22 December 2009 ==
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| OOC: Factor290: I am NOT A JEW I was born in the USA and live in the USA
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| == Taylorx, 24 December 2009 ==
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| ADMIN LOG: Admin has added a new AI law - USING VOWELS IS HAZARDOUS TO HUMANS...LAWS UPDATED...<br>
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| OMM [145.9] states, "what a vowels"
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| == Thalassa Gramarye, 4 January 2010 ==
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| OOC: Thalassa Gramarye: If someone rammed a dildo in my ass I'd either first grbabed at it get it out as fast possibel then ram back in theirs or punch them in face then remove it
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| == Skilx, 18 January 2010 ==
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| OOC: Skilx: hey Aang why dont you try Airgear<br>
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| OOC: Kevvvv: I do as well a littl- ANIME DISCUSSION????<br>
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| OOC: I Said No: ALERT UNIRONIC ANIME TALK<br>
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| OOC: Skilx: ok lets stop here<br>
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| OOC: Zorato: ALERRRTT<br>
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| OOC: Kevvvv: One more word of anime and it's fun bans all round<br>
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| OOC: A nubcake: why don't you get a job, instead of watching poorly made japanese animations?!<br>
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| OOC: Stonesurge: beat off upon a naruto wall scroll<br>
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| OOC: Kevvvv: Unless you're Aang, in which case one more word and it's fun bans all round<br>
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| OOC: Skilx: there was a time where I have fallen in love with an anime character<br>
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| '''Kevvvv Announces:'''<br>
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| OOC: Skilx: there was a time where I have fallen in love with an anime character<br>
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| OOC: Kevvvv: Did I just dream that or did he actually say it?<br>
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| OOC: I Said No: he did<br>
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| OOC: Skilx: heh<br>
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| OOC: Kevvvv: ...<br>
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| OOC: Leggsy: Which character :3<br>
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| OOC: Kevvvv: I'm astounded<br>
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| OOC: Skilx: Lenalee Lee from D.Gray Man<br>
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| OOC: Zorato: skilx, I envy your courage<br>
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| OOC: Leggsy: Oh my god<br>
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| OOC: A nubcake: wow, i too fall amdly in lvoe with drawings made by 30 year old japanese pedophiles<br>
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| OOC: I Said No: that is not courage<br>
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| OOC: Leggsy: Is this actually happening?<br>
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| OOC: I Said No: thats like saying stabbing a shark with a biro pen is courage<br>
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| OOC: Skilx: it is MADNESS<br>
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| OOC: I Said No: skilx every time you say something you grow more and more hateable in orders of magnitude<br>
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| OOC: Skilx: yes I love you too<br>
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| OOC: I Said No: i suggest you eat your own fingers now before you collapse in on yourself like some hate hole<br>
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| OOC: Kevvvv: BRB having a little breakdown<br>
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| OOC: Metzger123: motoko my wifu<br>
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| OOC: Zorato: me too brb<br>
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| OOC: Kevvvv: THEY DIDN'T TEACH ME HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS IN ADMIN SCHOOL<br>
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| OOC: Skilx: just mute OOC<br>
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| OOC: A nubcake: it's ok, we all are affected by it<br>
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| OOC: SnowmanXIV: Turn off OOC button?<br>
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| OOC: I Said No: they dont teach it because it should never ever happen<br>
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| OOC: Kevvvv: GOOD CALL<br>
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| OOC: I Said No: ever<br>
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| '''The OOC channel has been globally disabled!'''
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| == Lilboss365, 24 January 2010 ==
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| Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): So are you going to tell me why you beat that guy to death<br>
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| Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): Click on my username to respond, better respond soon<br>
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| Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): Why?<br>
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| Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): ........<br>
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| Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): Im asking you why you killed Stinkeye<br>
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| Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): He rpaed me as a child<br>
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| Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): what<br>
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| Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): *raped*<br>
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| Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): you know most people RP about normal things<br>
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| Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): But im going to assume you had no ingame reason to kill him, right?<br>
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| Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): .........i know but he raped me in a steam room<br>
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| Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): moving on from overblown sexual fantasies, what was your reason for killing him ingame<br>
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| Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): And I am mentaly insane in this game<br>
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| '''Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): you want to hear fantisie janet jakson 2 dolphines and a steam roller<br>'''
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| Admin PM to-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): that is possibly the most original thing I have ever heard, and the least welcome<br>
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| Reply PM from-Lilboss365/(Carl Northey): THINK THOUGH a serial killer in space and on your server?<br>
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| ADMIN LOG: sniperchance has banned lilboss365.<br>
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| Reason: Griefer, or probably abused as a child. This is a permanent ban.
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| ==Isaac123456789, 15 February 2010==
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| OOC: I Said No: isaac what is your favourite anime<br>
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| OOC: Isaac123456789: I don't watch anime.<br>
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| OOC: Isaac123456789: I'm just a lovable ol' furry with an internet addiction.<br>
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| ADMIN LOG: dmtr has banned isaac123456789.<br>
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| Reason: OOC: Isaac123456789: I'm just a lovable ol' furry with an internet addiction<br>
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| This is a permanent ban.<br>
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| ==Datet2, 20 March 2010==
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| OOC: Datet2: hmm<br>
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| OOC: Datet2: guess what<br>
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| OOC: Uhangi: wat<br>
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| A vote to restart has been initiated by Datet2.<br>
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| You have 1min to vote.<br>
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| OOC: Uhangi: OH GOD NO PLEASE NO ALL OF MY HOPES AND DREAMS<br>
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| OOC: Datet2: thats what<br>
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| OOC: Datet2: fuk you, if you had a dik it would be like half a cm long<br>
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| OOC: Uhangi: dik<br>
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| OOC: Datet2: and i took away the cs cuz i feel like it<br>
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| OOC: Broose: well, I've learned my lesson<br>
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| OOC: Broose: never shall I grief again<br>
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| OOC: Datet2: whats that? o ya its oppisite day<br>
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| OOC: Broose: that's not an actual holiday
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| ==JORDANPONGO, 28 March 2010==
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| PM: Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot)->JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron): I hear you're "like massmurdering people!"<br>
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| PM: JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron)->Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot): am i<br>
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| PM: JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron)->Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot): how do you reprustureise disposal unit<br>
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| PM: Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot)->JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron): how do you ...what?<br>
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| ADMIN: Kevvvv/(Dean Spunt): reprustueiese the disposal unit of course<br>
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| PM: JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron)->Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot): pressurise disposal unit<br>
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| PM: Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot)->JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron): you wait<br>
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| PM: Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot)->JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron): also if you flush that thing i will fuck you up<br>
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| PM: JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron)->Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot): its not working<br>
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| PM: JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron)->Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot): see you later<br>
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| PM: Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot)->JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron): what<br>
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| PM: JORDANPONGO/(Charles Waldron)->Housekeep/(Fagmaster McFaggsalot): your a nice admin by :)
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| ==Ray Charles, Unknown Pubbie, 09 May 2010==
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "I could become a goon if i wanted"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "But its so stupid"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Benjamin Adcock) says, "oh we get it ray"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Benjamin Adcock) says, "YOUR SO MUCH BETTER THAN US RIGHT"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) asks, "?"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "haha"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "i hate goons"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Benjamin Adcock) says, "MR COUNTRY CLUB"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "LMFAO"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Benjamin Adcock) says, "SIT ON YOUR FUCKING TOWER"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "Im a blind black singer"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "gawd"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "Mr twinkles"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "You think because you paid 10$ you better than anyone"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (mr twinkles) says, "yup"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) asks, "Your a little fat bitch know that?"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "I make it rain hoe"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (mr twinkles) says, "ok"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (mr twinkles) says, "i suppose you like anime and you are a smallchild teenager"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (mr twinkles) says, "am i right"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "Who gives a fuck about 10$ sub to some faggot forum"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "Naw"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Benjamin Adcock) says, "ray charles farts in his own mouth"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) asks, "I suppose you like to eat yo momma?"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ray Charles) says, "Where you get a mouth like that little boy"<br>
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| ==43polder43, 9 May 2010==
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| Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): hello please explain why you are attacking and jailing people<br>
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| Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): im dont no :S him actac my :S<br>
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| Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): what<br>
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| Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): whait plz<br>
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| Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): i dont understand what you just said<br>
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| Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): i see youve attacked two people, jailed one and attempted to jail the other<br>
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| Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): one of which was the HoS who outranks you and had just arrived, so he couldnt have done anything<br>
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| Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): ok<br>
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| Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): so why did you do it<br>
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| Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): He sloch Vörg me in the game so I take it back<br>
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| Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): what??<br>
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| Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): hij wouw mijn dood maken<br>
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| Reply PM from-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): he kill my kite<br>
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| Admin PM to-43polder43/(Paxton Wood): oh my god<br>
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| ==KAINY B, 18 May 2010==
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| HELP: KAINY B: am i able to have good avaible jobs please?<br>
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| PM: Enallyniv: like what?<br>
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| PM: KAINY B: like detective or sercuty officers<br>
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| PM: KAINY B: can i be sercuty ?<br>
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| PM: Enallyniv: you can have a new job when you can spell "security" properly<br>
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| PM: KAINY B: sercurity
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| ==Mekashi, 29 May 2010==
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| PRAYER: Mekashi/(Jay Jonsen)(X): Make me a lizard<br>
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| SubtleMessage: I Said No/(Old Stinkeye) -> Mekashi/(Jay Jonsen) : ONLY IF YOU CAN ANSWER THREE QUESTIONS OF LIZARD TRIVIA<br>
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| PRAYER: Mekashi/(Jay Jonsen)(X): Go ahead god i will awnser<br>
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| SubtleMessage: I Said No/(Old Stinkeye) -> Mekashi/(Jay Jonsen) : QUESTION 1: NAME THREE SPECIES OF REPTILE THAT BEGIN WITH S<br>
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| PRAYER: Mekashi/(Jay Jonsen)(X): Crocodile , charmander , snake
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| ==Fridge Style and Annabelle Lee, 29 July 2010==
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| An adaptation of these events is available at [[Sex and the Singularity]]. It's a must-read!<br><br>
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| Annabelle Lee says, "i'm ready baby"<br>
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| Fridge Style says, "Alright"<br>
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| Fridge Style (as Unknown) says, "That doesn't sound good"<br>
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| Annabelle Lee says, "fuuuuck"<br>
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| Annabelle Lee says, "lookin good captain"<br>
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| Fridge Style says, "You too"<br>
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| Annabelle Lee exclaims, "oh YEAH!"<br>
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| Annabelle Lee says, "don't stop"<br>
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| Fridge Style says, "Mhmm, lovin' it"<br>
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| Annabelle Lee says, "fuck i'm gonna take off my headset"<br>
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| Annabelle Lee says, "this is RUINING it for me"<br>
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| Fridge Style says, "So goddamn loud"<br>
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| Annabelle Lee says, "can't"<br>
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| Annabelle Lee says, "oh well"<br>
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| Annabelle Lee exclaims, "oh GOD YES!"<br>
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| Annabelle Lee says, "you're amazing, sir"<br>
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| Fridge Style says, "You're amazing too, Annabelle"<br>
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| Fridge Style says, "Thank god I don't have a camera in here"<br>
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| Annabelle Lee says, "tee hee"<br>
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| Fridge Style says, "Heh"<br>
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| Annabelle Lee says, "i think this is the most fun I've ever had on a trip here"<br>
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| Fridge Style says, "Me too"<br>
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| SHUTTLE IS CALLED BLAH BLAH BLAH CBA TO PICK THROUGH IT THAT MUCH<br>
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| Annabelle Lee says, "FUCK I hate it when they call the cab early"<br>
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| Fridge Style says, "Probably the only fun too"<br>
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| Annabelle Lee says, "it must be hard being captain"<br>
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| Fridge Style says, "I've been on this hellhole a LONG time"<br>
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| Fridge Style says, "And i've seen crazy shit"<br>
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| Annabelle Lee asks, "like what?"<br>
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| Fridge Style says, "Red space suited maniaces called 'syndicates'<br>
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| Fridge Style says, "Green shit that eats everything"<br>
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| Anabelle Lee asks, "what are they?"<br>
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| Annabelle Lee exclaims, "oh no!"<br>
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| Fridge Style says, "Strange monsters that can turn into monkeys and steal your DNA"<br>
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| Fridge Style says, "Space vine shit that takes over the station"<br>
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| Annabelle Lee asks, "how can you handle it all?"<br>
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| Annabelle Lee says, "i get scared whenever there's even a bit of an air problem"<br>
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| Fridge Style says, "We don't really handle it, Cent-Com gets Nanotrasen to get off their lazy ass and come fix the station for once"<br>
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| Fridge Style says, "Since the engineers don't know how"<br>
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| Fridge Style says, "I think we should go now"<br>
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| Fridge Style says, "That singularity could be here any moment"<br>
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| Annabelle Lee says, "ok"<br>
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| Fridge Style unbuckles.<br>
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| Annabelle Lee says, "don't leave me,"<br>
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| Fridge Style asks, "You coming, then?"<br>
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| The locker has been unlocked by Fridge Style.<br>
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| Annabelle Lee says, "just trying to stand up"<br>
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| Annabelle Lee [145.9] says, "just trying to stand up"<br>
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| Annabelle Lee says, "that was a workout"<br>
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| ADMIN: Tanhony/(Tann Honey): its so sexyyyy<br>
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| Annabelle Lee [145.9] says, "that was a workout"<br>
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| Fridge Style (as Unknown) asks, "What the fuck?"<br>
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| Fridge Style [145.9] asks, "What the fuck?"<br>
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| the reinforced window was hit by Gravitational Singularity.<br>
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| Annabelle Lee says, "oh god"<br>
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| Annabelle Lee [145.9] says, "oh god"<br>
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| Fridge Style (as Unknown) says, "SHIT"<br>
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| ADMIN: I Said No/(Old Stinkeye): boooooo<br>
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| Fridge Style [145.9] says, "SHIT"<br>
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| Annabelle Lee has been hit by Gravitational Singularity.<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Annabelle Lee) says, "hold me"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Fridge Style) says, "Well, we're dead now"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Annabelle Lee) says, "I REGRET NOTHING"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Fridge Style) says, "Should've left earlier"<br>
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| Galactic Authority Update<br>
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| ATTENTION: Captain has been shot with a singliarity cannon for fucking on the job.<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Annabelle Lee) says, "probably yeah"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Annabelle Lee) says, "hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Fridge Style) asks, "How many ghosts were stalking us?"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Tann Honey) says, "fridge"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Tann Honey) says, "the admins saw"<br>
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| Galactic Authority Update<br>
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| By the way the singularity saw the whole thing you two. It was watching.
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| == Gohan3691234 15. August 2010 ==
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| HELP: Gohan3691234/(Bob Coleman)(X): the the guy said help to bontanisy then plants spraided me and he started slashing me and unhandcuff personal
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| == KAINY B 17. August 2010 ==
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| '''#goonstation'''<br>
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| <Fredrick> you just have to say the special command in the game to activate CODER MODE<br/>
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| <Blinkdog> Be careful though Kainy<br/>
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| <@KAINY> whats the code?<br/>
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| <Blinkdog> Once you enter CODER MODE<br/>
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| <Blinkdog> You can't leave<br/>
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| <Blinkdog> Ever<br/>
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| <Blinkdog> You need to commit to it<br/>
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| <@KAINY> i COMMIT TO IT<br/>
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| <@Mosheninkov> the special command is TARCOL MINTI ZHERI EI NATH BIRUZ BENNAR CODAR MEI<br/>
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| <@KAINY> with MY LIFE<br/>
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| <@Mosheninkov> you must say this at precisely 11:11:11 pm on a Saturday night or else it will not properly commit<br/>
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| <@KAINY> what do i say it in?<br/>
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| <@Mosheninkov> ooc, say and adminhelp all at the same time<br/>
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| <@Mosheninkov> it helps to copypaste this for speed<br/>
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| <@KAINY> how the fuck?<br/>
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| <Tanhony> the moon must be full<br/>
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| HELP: KAINY B/(Ethan Driggers)(X): TARCOL MINTI ZHERI EI NATH BIRUZ BENNAR CODAR MEI<br/>
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| <Tanhony> fuck he did it<br/>
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| <@KAINY> i DONE IT
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| ==Vaan89, 7 October 2010 ==
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| OOC: Vaan89: WTF?<br>
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| OOC: Vaan89: Really?<br>
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| OOC: Vaan89: you just fucking killed me for '''no reason'''? Shit AI.<br>
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| OOC: Weirdlooking: that wasnt me<br>
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| OOC: Vaan89: Shit fucking AI<br>
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| OOC: Mail2345: ai strangling m<br>
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| C-3PO [145.9] states, "and no ic in ooc"<br>
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| OOC: Mail2345: AI IS USING TELEKENSIS ON ME<br>
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| OOC: Weirdlooking: fuck me<br>
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| OOC: Vaan89: C-3PO, shut the fuck up. You're a fucking prick.<br>
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| OOC: Mail2345: THAT FUCKING AI IS STABBING ME<br>
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| OOC: Mail2345: AI IS TOOLBOXING ME<br>
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| OOC: Weirdlooking: whatever welcome to goonstation<br>
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| OOC: Rangu: AI HAS ULK+TK<br>
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| OOC: Sgt.Sunshine: Just report suspected grief to admins or something.<br>
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| OOC: Vaan89: Don't kill your own cyborgs for not knowing how to talk as a borg. I hadn't borthered to play one yet. You piece of shit.<br>
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| OOC: Vaan89: no admins are on.<br>
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| OOC: Weirdlooking: dude talk about it after the game<br>
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| OOC: Vaan89: or i'd have him jobbaned from AI<br>
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| OOC: XSplain: vaan, were you theta 50?<br>
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| OOC: Mail2345: vann<br>
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| OOC: Mail2345: it liteally tells you when you start<br>
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| OOC: Vaan89: and i wasn't rogue. That was bulltshit.<br>
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| OOC: Mail2345: so not knowing is adhd<br>
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| '''OOC: Vaan89: I HAVE ADHD ASSHOLE'''<br>
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| OOC: Mail2345: AHAHAHHA<br>
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| OOC: Vaan89: Jesus christ..<br>
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| OOC: Pybro: Haha.<br>
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| OOC: Pybro: HAHA<br>
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| OOC: Mail2345: HEHH<br>
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| OOC: XSplain: vaan, the Ai and another player said you beat a man and stuffed him in disposal...<br>
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| OOC: Mail2345: A D H D<br>
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| OOC: Vaan89: Not a man. Syndie.<br>
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| OOC: XSplain: where is your rhumba beat spirit?<br>
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| OOC: Mail2345: self diagnosed?<br>
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| OOC: Vaan89: nope<br>
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| OOC: FloorIsLava: Unless the laws ay otherwise, syndies are human<br>
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| OOC: Mail2345: really?<br>
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| OOC: Vaan89: I was told by the guy next to him. So i followed orders.<br>
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| OOC: Vaan89: The fuck you expect me to prove it? I don't give a fuck what you think.<br>
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| OOC: LatroPrime: VAAN'S A WANKER<br>
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| OOC: Mail2345: ^<br>
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| OOC: Vaan89: lol<br>
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| OOC: Vaan89: maturity at its finest.<br>
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| OOC: Mail2345: those faggot goones ruining my 2d space game<br>
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| OOC: XSplain: I'm so mature that I shit responsibility<br>
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| OOC: Vaan89: That's nice splain.<br>
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| Vaan98 then ragequits, and is never seen again.
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| ==Incompitence 24th October 2010==
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| HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): Reece Whirlow,I was being shit but I was going to take him to medbay <br>
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| HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): Crap gotta find him<br>
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| PM: ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine)->Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): by being shit do you mean you killed him<br>
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| HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): Yes, but I was under the impression that disarm intent was less deadly. I used to be<br>
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| HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): Well commiting suicide now, have your way with me I guess<br>
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| PM: ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine)->Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): gross<br>
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| HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): I would reccomend a job ban from roboticist as a minimum<br>
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| PM: ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine)->Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): if you say so<br>
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| HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): And by minimum I mean I have no control over your actions and you can permaban me from both servers if it pleases you<br>
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| PM: ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine)->Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): jesus dude calm down<br>
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| HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): I am pretty calm<br>
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| HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): I just didn't want to come accross as an arrogant cock who thinks he can control his punishment by admins through suggestion<br>
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| HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): Oh well, there go my hallycon days of casually knocking people out<br>
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| PM: ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine)->Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): yes you should probably knock that off<br>
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| HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): I understand, maybe I will resort to just punching people with gloves on, I have enjoyed that of late<br>
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| HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): Fuck they are reviving me, gib me please<br>
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| PM: ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine)->Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): man homie's revived now and you seem to understand that what you did was dumb<br>
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| PM: ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine)->Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): just accept being cloned and stop making this into a big thing<br>
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| HELP: Incomptinence/(ASS MASTER): Actually I think I might commit suicide when I come out and see if they do it again<br>
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| ProcitizenSA/(Santiago Blaine): i dont even know what to do with a person constantly seeking punishment<br>
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| just got a message on the forum saying 'A ban was fully justifiable under the circumstances and especially considering my behavior. I congratulate you on exercising your moderation expertise and keen perception.'<br>
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| ==Hutten October 31 2010==
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| HELP: Hutten/(Claud Jalvan)(X): if u put the straight jacket on does that make it so u cant hold stuff?<br>
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| HELP: Hutten/(Claud Jalvan)(X): i dont get it. does it or not?<br>
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| Claud Jalvan says, "fucking shitmin admins"<br>
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| PM: Hutten/(Claud Jalvan)->Tanhony/(Tann Spookey the Werepony): Do the straight jackets, what do they do??<br>
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| ==Damon Murray, 02 June 2011==
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| Damon Murray has been stunned with the stun baton by Judah Seelig!<br>
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| Damon Murray stammers, "hheeyy????"<br>
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| Damon Murray stammers, "whhaaattt tthhe ffuucckk??!"<br>
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| Judah Seelig is trying to put a handcuffs on Damon Murray<br>
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| Dr. Kay says, "good job judah"<br>
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| Damon Murray stammers, "wwhhaa ttaarre yyou ddooiinnggg???!!"<br>
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| Dr. Kay says, "what doees it look like"<br>
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| Damon Murray stammers, "ii juuuss tttddeeffnnddd myy sseeeellff!!!"<br>
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| Dr. Kay says, "arresting you"<br>
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| Damon Murray stammers, "ttthhee cccchhaaaappllllaaiinn aaaatttttaaccck mmee!!"<br>
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| Damon Murray stammers, "ii jjuusstt ddeefffeendd mmmyyyy sseeeelfg!!"<br>
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| Damon Murray stammers, "anndd"<br>
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| Dr. Kay is trying to empty Damon Murray's pockets!!<br>
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| Dr. Kay is trying to take off a backpack from Damon Murray's back!<br>
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| Dr. Kay is trying to take off the PDA-Damon Murray from Damon Murray's belt!<br>
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| Damon Murray exclaims, "you no have proof!"<br>
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| Damon Murray exclaims, "this is a fake arrest!"<br>
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| Judah Seelig says, "looks real to me"<br>
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| Damon Murray says, "yeah...."<br>
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| Dr. Kay says, "right"<br>
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| Judah Seelig says, "he cant have those rods"<br>
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| Damon Murray says, "i DEFEND my self whti that"<br>
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| Dr. Kay says, "blood covered clothes and metal rods, alleged assault, stolen ID"<br>
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| Dr. Kay says, "3 minutes"<br>
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| Damon Murray says, "the ID was stole"<br>
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| Damon Murray exclaims, "hey!"<br>
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| Damon Murray exclaims, "is jus tr a min for steal!"<br>
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| Damon Murray stammers, "you aareeee aa sshhiiitccuuityy!!"<br>
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| Dr. Kay says, "haha ok"<br>
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| Damon Murray stammers, "yyyeeahh!!"<br>
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| Dr. Kay says, "adminhelp it"<br>
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| Damon Murray stammers, "kkisss my bbaallllll!!"<br>
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| Dr. Kay says, "see that happens"<br>
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| Damon Murray stammers, "ppffftt"<br>
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| Dr. Kay says, "see what happens, rather"<br>
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| Damon Murray stammers, "yooou aaarrree aaa ffuucckiin NNooobb.....gggrrrieeffffeerrr iiiiddiioott iii tthiiiinnk ouu eevveer kkiissssss aa woommmaann!!"<br>
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| Damon Murray stammers, "ieerrrrdderroo"<br>
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| Dr. Kay says, "shut up you whingy twat"<br>
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| Damon Murray stammers, "MMIIIIERRRDEERROOOOOOOOOO!!"<br>
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| Damon Murray stammers, "MMMMIIERRDDRRRROOOOOO!"<br>
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| Damon Murray stammers, "ppiiccccee oooofff ssshtii nnnneerrdd"<br>
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| Dr. Kay says, "do carry on"<br>
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| Damon Murray stammers, "yyyoouuu tthhiinnnkkk iimm ggoo ttoo ccryy forrr a ggaammme??"<br>
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| Dr. Kay says, "I think you are"<br>
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| Damon Murray stammers, "HHAAAHHAHHAAHHAAAA!!"<br>
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| Dr. Kay says, "literally, right now, in real life"<br>
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| Damon Murray says, "im not a like you a nerd"<br>
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| Dr. Kay says, "you seem like one to me tbh"<br>
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| Damon Murray says, "you start to cry,only for you are dead"<br>
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| Dr. Kay says, "what"<br>
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| Damon Murray says, "patetic"<br>
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| Dr. Kay asks, "do you speak english?"<br>
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| Damon Murray says, "no"<br>
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| Dr. Kay says, "cry some more"<br>
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| Damon Murray [145.9] says, "oh kay.....you can kiss my balls i give you permission"<br>
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| Damon Murray says, "oh kay.....you can kiss my balls i give you permission"<br>
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| Dr. Kay blinds Damon Murray with the flash!<br>
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| Dr. Kay farts in Damon Murray's face!<br>
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| Dr. Kay says, "heh"<br>
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| Damon Murray asks, "you think im go to cry for this?"<br>
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| Dr. Kay says, "yes"
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| ==ApocaRUFF, 23 June, 2011==
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| [00:48:24] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : I'm making a cult where we sacrafice people to space with the mass driver, ok?<br>
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| [00:48:33] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : no what the fuck<br>
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| [00:48:40] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Why not?<br>
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| [00:48:50] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : read the rules jesus christ<br>
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| [00:48:58] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Well shit, I can't be very creative<br>
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| [00:49:07] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Fine, how about monkies?<br>
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| [00:49:17] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : cults are stupid as fuck especially when they involve killing people<br>
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| [00:49:32] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : The wiki says to make a cult <br>
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| [00:49:59] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : the rules say "no cults"<br>
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| [00:50:22] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : if you HAVE to make a cult, go ahead<br>
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| [00:50:29] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : but if one person dies because of it you'll be permabanned<br>
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| [00:50:48] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Can I make a religion that convinces people to allow me to shoot them out the massdriver?<br>
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| [00:52:12] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Is that ok?<br>
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| [00:52:28] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : if anyone adminhelps about being mass drived against their will i'll still permaban you<br>
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| [00:52:54] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Well what if some guy agrees to it and let me do it just to grief me and get me in trouble?<br>
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| [00:53:17] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : these are the risks you take when you do shitty gimmicks i guess!<br>
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| [00:54:30] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Why is it a shitty gimmick? I can't do the shit I originally wanted to do, so now I'm trying to make do? What is a chaplin with no real purpose supposed to do other than make some kind of religion centered around sacrifice? But ok, I'll just go get drunk and shoot coffins and other useless crap out of the mass driver<br>
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| [00:54:43] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : *shoots creativity out of the mass driver*<br>
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| [00:54:59] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : killing people isnt the point of the chaplain<br>
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| [00:55:09] PM: ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate)->ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen) : jesus christ you're wearing the buddhist robes why not be a buddhist<br>
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| [00:55:43] PM: ApocaRUFF/(Trey Allen)->ProcitizenSA/(Jack Slate) : Cause I can't meditate<br>
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| ==Sandson, unknown pubbie, 11 July 2011==
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| OOC: Sandson: Can you mastubate with space lube
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| ==Time7, 11 September 2011==
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| HELP: Time7/(Ghostly Chip)(X): Admin<br>
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| HELP: Time7/(Ghostly Chip)(X): Zeltaen<br>
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| HELP: Time7/(Ghostly Chip)(X): Zeltaen!<br>
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| Admin PM to-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): sup<br>
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| Reply PM from-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): Do you work on gibbed 3?<br>
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| Admin PM to-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): I work on all the servers. Need something?<br>
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| Reply PM from-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): Yea , Ive been banned because of my brother Fastrunner7 , It says i spammed when i did not<br>
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| Admin PM to-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): go appeal it on the forum<br>
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| Reply PM from-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): I did one sever<br>
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| Reply PM from-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): Im banned on gibbed 5 can you go look at the appeal<br>
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| Reply PM from-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): http://d2k5.com/threads/unban-appeal.178/ <br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ghostly Chip) says, "Go read it"<br>
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| Admin PM to-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): Is that some nazi site? ''(all the admins had nazi anime character avatars)'' <br>
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| Reply PM from-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): No?<br>
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| Reply PM from-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): Its a ban appeal one can you read it<br>
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| Admin PM to-Time7/(Ghostly Chip): You can't just post a ban appeal on a random forum, holy shit<br>
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| ==Viod, 20 September 2011==
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| DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "usually i kill griefers with lovely mulebots"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Kappa-33) says, "Oh so you're the fucktard that keeps hacking mulebots"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Kappa-33) says, "Round after round"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "yes =D"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Kappa-33) says, "Alessandra, you don't get it."<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Kappa-33) says, "YOU DON'T KILL PEOPLE UNLESS THEY'RE CONFIRMED TRAITORS OR YOU'RE TRAITOR."<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "i'm not, i just kill griefers"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "lol, i just kill griefers when the whole round is a fucking mess (about always)"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "i don't kill people, i just clean griefers"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "if anyone try to kill me, i stun them in first place"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "and if the security is afk or braindead, i space or kill them"<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(AngriestIBM) says, "ATTN: Alessandra (Viod): If you continue to hack mulebots every goddamn round I will ban you from reality"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "i don't get it"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "in any round there are afk AIs, griefer security and so on"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) asks, "and you whine at me for hacking mulebots?"<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(AngriestIBM) says, "Are you seriously describing that as whining"<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(AngriestIBM) says, "I'm "whining" by asking you to stop running over dudes every round?"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) asks, "so why there are no admins like now when the ai is afk?"<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(AngriestIBM) says, "Hey, how about you take the dozens of jobbans you seem to have accumulated before I even got here and get out"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "i'm not controlling the mulebots"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "i only hack them sometimes (i'm not the only one) for fun"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Alessandra Mckendrick) says, "and i'm not playing QM since a while, about 2 or 3 days"<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(AngriestIBM) says, "I just banned the dude because, christ, if I open the jobban panel and almost every job is already marked off, you need to take a break from the game."<br>
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| ==Brycemac234 November 5, 2011==
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| ''' During a vicious beatdown in disposals:'''
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| Clandestine Prod-X Director (as Leroy Jenkinz) stammers, "whhaaaatt arrree yyoou ddooiinngg ooo mmee"<br>
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| Clandestine Prod-X Director (as Leroy Jenkinz) stammers, "bboorrgggg aarrrrrsstt hhhiimmm"<br>
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| Clandestine Prod-X Director says, "the captain made me good"<br>
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| Clandestine Prod-X Director says, "you idiots"<br>
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| Clandestine Prod-X Director says, "borg"<br>
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| Clandestine Prod-X Director says, "do your job"<br>
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| ''' Later, in deadchat '''
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| DEAD: Ghost (Clandestine Prod-X Director) says, "Ban-he the warrior monk you dome ass"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ban-He The Warrior-Monk) says, "You're the dumbass"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Clandestine Prod-X Director) says, "the captain put an implant in me to make me good"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ban-He The Warrior-Monk) says, "You can't be "made good""<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ban-He The Warrior-Monk) says, "Syndicates can't be made good"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Zeil Annore) says, "Yeah..."<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Clandestine Prod-X Director) says, "YOU MORON its called a freedom implant"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Zeil Annore) says, "You have an implant in your brain"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Zeil Annore) says, "That makes you BELONG to the syndicate"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Clandestine Prod-X Director) says, "it sets me free of oprative"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ban-He The Warrior-Monk) says, "No"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Zeil Annore) says, "If you fail they blow up your brain"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ban-He The Warrior-Monk) says, "You're stupid"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Zeil Annore) says, "You're an idiot Director"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ban-He The Warrior-Monk) says, "If you're syndicate you can't be un-syndicated"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Clandestine Prod-X Director) says, "ban-he your a failure read the guide for begginers"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Clandestine Prod-X Director) says, "simple shit"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Ban-He The Warrior-Monk) says, "Loyalty implants only work for revs"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Clandestine Prod-X Director) asks, "can you not read?"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Zeil Annore) asks, "Can you not think?"<br>
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| ==Gerald King, 30 March 2012==
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| Gerald King [145.9] says, "AI, due to law one, transfer the money into my account."<br>
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| Gerald King [145.9] exclaims, "NOW!"<br>
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| Kira Taggart [145.9] says, "Can't give you money when you blow up the fucking bank computer, douchebag"<br>
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| Kira Taggart [145.9] says, "It's the only one on the station and you blew it up"<br>
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| Gerald King [145.9] asks, "That bomb wasn't THAT big was it?"<br>
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| Kira Taggart [145.9] says, "it was"<br>
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| Gerald King [145.9] says, "Well fuck."<br>
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| ==KingKOBOB, 3 October 2012==
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| HELP: KingKOBOB/(Harry Ali)(X): WOW i died due to yours gujy badmining
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| ==Albus Dumbledore, March 24, 2013==
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| DEAD: Ghost (Albus Dumbledore) says, "he still raped me"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Captain Rafael Cox) says, "IT did"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Albus Dumbledore) says, "i'm not saying it's fun. he did rape me though"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Captain Rafael Cox) says, "Please stop"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Pokie Hokerson) says, "Please don't talk about sttuff llike that, Albus"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Albus Dumbledore) says, "But he did."<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Pokie Hokerson) says, "Against the rules."<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Wayne Stalin) says, "akbus, i hope you get banned"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Captain Rafael Cox) says, "It's creepy and trivializing"<br>
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| DEAD: Philip Farmer gasps, "ahahah"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Albus Dumbledore) says, "Wow, what's with all the assholes. I was just explaining how i died"<br>
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| DEAD: Philip Farmer gasps, "whpoghost"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Albus Dumbledore) says, "The rules say nothing of the sort, guys."<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Michael Sheets) says, "Nobody is being an asshole to you, they're just telling you to choose your descriptions more carefully"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Mu-78) says, "Unknown chews off a chunk of Seymour Wood's groin!#"<br>
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| DEAD: Sham Poo gasps, "honk"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Pokie Hokerson) says, "The rules say don't be creepy, Albus"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Sham Poo) says, "i tried, Philip, i tried"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (El Gopher) says, "Can we get a shuttle call or something"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Mu-78) says, "this is going a bit too far"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Albus Dumbledore) says, "The Rules say nothing of the sort. look. Creepy is all relative. that should be determined by the Admins not you."<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (El Gopher) says, "this is getting stupid"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Mu-78) says, "i don't want to see groin blows removed because of some weird creepy werewolf message"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Sham Poo) says, "it is still outputting power though"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Pokie Hokerson) says, "Albus, check tthe rules on the wiki."<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Mu-78) says, "also, rape being creepy is objective here."<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Albus Dumbledore) says, "The wiki is inaccurate compared to what is on here."<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Pokie Hokerson) says, "Creepiness is also unacceptable. This includes rape jokes or roleplaying sex, sexual harassment/assault, or rape. Basically, if it involves your genitals, it doesn't belong here. You will be banned for any of these."<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Captain Rafael Cox) says, "what on earth makes you think that"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Rodger Bould) says, "The rules say that they are a shorter version of what's on the wiki"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Albus Dumbledore) says, "i don't need to look at it on another source. if it's the rules it'll be in the rules section on HERE not on the wiki."<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Rodger Bould) says, "So I think the wiki rules are more definitive"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Rodger Bould) says, "Also you are definitely being creepy"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Albus Dumbledore) says, "It doesn't say to go to the wiki so it's their fault if no one read them"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Captain Rafael Cox) says, "Yes it does, it's the very first thing below the header"<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(Infinite Monkeys) says, "shut up"<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(Infinite Monkeys) says, "thanks xoxoxo"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Michael Sheets) says, "Don't make rape jokes, move on, problem solved"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Albus Dumbledore) says, "they can't say those are the rules but not tell you where to get the entire list. that is bullshit. so either you are full of shit or the admins aren't very good at arranging these things."<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Captain Rafael Cox) says, "okay"<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(Spacemarine9) says, "http://puu.sh/2n8wV"<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(Wonkmin) says, "yeah shut up about rape thanks"<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(Spacemarine9) says, "do you see the part where it says "you can find the full rules page at the following url""<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(Spacemarine9) says, "because i sure do"<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(Wonkmin) says, "read the damn rules and read the rules on the wiki""<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(Wonkmin) says, "or go elsewhere"<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(Wonkmin) says, "thanks xx"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Pokie Hokerson) says, "xx Wonk"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Lane Stewart) says, "Werewolf was a jerk."<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Captain Ricardio H. Guy) says, "We need a batmans round."<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Albus Dumbledore) exclaims, "i will. i quit before due to your guys' fucked up system i will do it again. i was hoping that you idiots had changed your ways, looks like you haven't I hope all of your servers get shut down due to lack of budget. k thanks bye!"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Captain Rafael Cox) says, "holy shit"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Cyborg Mu-78) says, "Bateman versus Banne."<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (El Gopher) says, "that should go on the wiki"<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(Spacemarine9) says, "wow we lose that one guy"<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(Spacemarine9) says, "we're"<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(Spacemarine9) says, "so sorry"<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(Wonkmin) says, "lol you're quitting because you can't rape"<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(Spacemarine9) says, "you meant so much to us"<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(Wonkmin) says, "i think we win this round"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Pokie Hokerson) says, "Someonee compile that shit and dumb pubbie it"<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(Spacemarine9) says, "whatever will we do without albus"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Captain Rafael Cox) says, "rip rapejoker"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (El Gopher) says, "You do it, Batman. Your last act for Gotham"<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(Spacemarine9) says, ""lack of budget""<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Lane Stewart) says, "Yep"<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(Spacemarine9) says, "one day, we will run out of money to pay the admins"<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(Wonkmin) says, "here's a note from his account"<br>
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| DEAD: Ghost (Lane Stewart) says, "That ONE person"<br>
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| DEAD: ADMIN(Wonkmin) says, "Note: Banned by drcogwerks, reason "16M: Albus Dumbledore (Razuno): Please give me blowjob don"<br>
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| ==Master_Onizuka, April 25, 2013==
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| PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: You are in prison until you tell me what "FAP-FAP-FAP" means and why a picture of a dog provoked that<br>
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| PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: You have thirty seconds<br><br>
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| PM: Master_Onizuka->Atomicthumbs: what the you doign<br><br>
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| PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: FIFTEEN<br>
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| PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: ok you responded<br>
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| PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: now tell me<br>
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| PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: what does "FAP-FAP-FAP" mean and why did a picture of a dog provoke that response from you<br><br>
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| PM: Master_Onizuka->Atomicthumbs: this is my bussyness<br><br>
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| PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: Your option: tell me or be banned forever.<br>
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| PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: which will you choose<br><br>
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| PM: Master_Onizuka->Atomicthumbs: holy shit, i just joke come on<br><br>
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| PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: There is no such thing as jokes.<br>
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| PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: Which option will you choose?<br><br>
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| PM: Master_Onizuka->Atomicthumbs: oh my god<br><br>
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| ASAY: Atomicthumbs: he is freakin out<br><br>
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| PM: Master_Onizuka->Atomicthumbs: i zoophil, ok?<br><br>
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| PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: Take your time. I unders<br><br>
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| PM: Master_Onizuka->Atomicthumbs: zoophiL!!<br>
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| PM: Master_Onizuka->Atomicthumbs: zoophiL!!<br><br>
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| PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka hhfdhf<br>
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| PM: Atomicthumbs->Master_Onizuka: q<br><br>
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| Atomicthumbs has permanently banned Master_Onizuka. Reason: Reply PM from-Master_Onizuka: i zoophil, ok?
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