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== Civilian Jobs == | == Civilian Jobs == | ||
These are jobs that contribute to the crew's overall performance and efficiency. | These are jobs that contribute to the crew's overall performance and efficiency, sometimes. | ||
{|{{JobCat|F7F7F7|A7A7A7|F3F3F3|Civilian Jobs}} | {|{{JobCat|F7F7F7|A7A7A7|F3F3F3|Civilian Jobs}} | ||
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|title=[[Chef]] | |title=[[Chef]] | ||
|description=Shout indecipherable gibberish. | |description=Shout indecipherable gibberish at Botany. Deep fry all your ingredients. | ||
|difficulty=Easy | |difficulty=Easy | ||
|access=[[Kitchen]]}} | |access=[[Kitchen]]}} | ||
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|title=[[Barman]] | |title=[[Barman]] | ||
|description=Get drunk, | |description=Get drunk, shoot your shiny new gun at the patrons. Get subsequently looted. | ||
|difficulty=Easy | |difficulty=Easy | ||
|access=[[Bar]]}} | |access=[[Bar]]}} | ||
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|title=[[Geneticist]] | |title=[[Geneticist]] | ||
|description=Ask for volunteers, mutate them into epileptic elvis. Never clone anyone | |description=Ask for volunteers, mutate them into epileptic elvis. Never clone anyone, get bombed. | ||
|difficulty=Hard | |difficulty=Hard | ||
|access=[[Genetics]], [[Maintenance]], [[Medbay]]}} | |access=[[Genetics]], [[Maintenance]], [[Medbay]]}} | ||
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|title=[[Medical Director]] | |title=[[Medical Director]] | ||
|description=Get less respect than a cardboard box. | |description=Get less respect than a cardboard box. Shout at the Research Director. | ||
|difficulty=Medium | |difficulty=Medium | ||
|access=[[Medbay]], [[Genetics]], [[Pathology]], [[Robotics]], [[Bridge]]}} | |access=[[Medbay]], [[Genetics]], [[Pathology]], [[Robotics]], [[Bridge]]}} | ||
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|title=[[Research Director]] | |title=[[Research Director]] | ||
|description= | |description=Sell "medicinal" drugs for cash. Die in an entirely unrelated lethal drug overdose. | ||
|difficulty=Medium to Hard | |difficulty=Medium to Hard | ||
|access=[[Medbay]], [[Research Sector|Research]], [[Genetics]], [[Artifact Lab|Artifacts]], [[Toxins]], [[Chemistry]], [[Teleporter Lab|Telescience]], [[Pathology]], [[Teleporter Room|Teleporter]], [[Bridge]]}} | |access=[[Medbay]], [[Research Sector|Research]], [[Genetics]], [[Artifact Lab|Artifacts]], [[Toxins]], [[Chemistry]], [[Teleporter Lab|Telescience]], [[Pathology]], [[Teleporter Room|Teleporter]], [[Bridge]]}} | ||
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|title=[[Head of Security]] | |title=[[Head of Security]] | ||
|description=Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. | |description=Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. | ||
|difficulty=Harder than Hard | |difficulty=Harder than Hard | ||
|access=Everything + [[Security_(place)#Head of Security's Office|Head of Security's Office]], [[Security_(place)#Armory|Armory]], [[Security_(place)#Solitary Confinement|Solitary]]}} | |access=Everything + [[Security_(place)#Head of Security's Office|Head of Security's Office]], [[Security_(place)#Armory|Armory]], [[Security_(place)#Solitary Confinement|Solitary]]}} | ||
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|title=[[Head of Personnel]] | |title=[[Head of Personnel]] | ||
|description= | |description=Leave your ID in the computer. Take all the money, disappear immediately and forever. | ||
|difficulty=Medium to Hard | |difficulty=Medium to Hard | ||
|access=Make your own ID}} | |access=Make your own ID}} | ||
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|title=[[Vampire]] | |title=[[Vampire]] | ||
|description=Stand in the Chapel. | |description=Stand in the Chapel. Bluhh!! | ||
|difficulty=Medium to Hard | |difficulty=Medium to Hard | ||
|access=Depends on job}} | |access=Depends on job}} | ||
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|title=[[Changeling]] | |title=[[Changeling]] | ||
|description= | |description=Dispense free drugs, beg not to be murdered. Go on a rampage in fancy dress. | ||
|difficulty=Hard | |difficulty=Hard | ||
|access=Depends on job}} | |access=Depends on job}} | ||
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|title=[[Gang|Gangster]] | |title=[[Gang|Gangster]] | ||
|description=Join the gang with the coolest [[hats]]. | |description=Join the gang with the coolest [[hats]]. Brutally murder other bustas. | ||
|difficulty=Hard | |difficulty=Hard | ||
|access=Depends on job}} | |access=Depends on job}} | ||
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|title=[[Monkey]] | |title=[[Monkey]] | ||
|description=Become the [[Chef]]'s assistant. Get put on the spike for | |description=Become the [[Chef]]'s assistant. Get put on the spike for sandwich pizza. | ||
|difficulty=Nightmarish | |difficulty=Nightmarish | ||
|access=Depends, walk under tables}} | |access=Depends, walk under tables}} | ||
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|title=[[Werewolf]] | |title=[[Werewolf]] | ||
|description=Run around with a tophat. | |description=Run around with a tophat. Howl at the Ice Moon. | ||
|difficulty=Grim | |difficulty=Grim | ||
|access=Varied}} | |access=Varied}} |
Revision as of 23:43, 29 October 2013
These are all the jobs you can fuck up choose.
Civilian Jobs
These are jobs that contribute to the crew's overall performance and efficiency, sometimes.
Civilian Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access
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Staff Assistant | Fight everyone, ruin everything. | Easy | Maintenance | |
64px | Chef | Shout indecipherable gibberish at Botany. Deep fry all your ingredients. | Easy | Kitchen |
Chaplain | Fart on your bible. Never be around when you are actually needed. | Easy | Chapel | |
Barman | Get drunk, shoot your shiny new gun at the patrons. Get subsequently looted. | Easy | Bar | |
Botanist | Grow slurrypods, smoke weed erreyday. Ignore the Chef, chainsaw yourself. | Easy to Medium | Hydroponics Maintenance | |
Janitor | Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Stuff everything into your trash cart. | Easy to Hard | Janitor's Closet, Maintenance |
Maintenance Jobs
These jobs are charged with station upkeep and engineering support.
Maintenance Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
Mechanic | Ask nicely to scan the Thermals, then run off. Suffocate while building a pod. | Medium | Electronics, Maintenance, Hack into everything | |
Engineer | Use up all the plasma immediately, die in an explosion. Refuse to fix anything. | Easy to Medium | Engineering, Maintenance | |
Miner | Completely ignore the asteroid field, fuck off into space. Run out of air. | Easy to Medium | Engineering, Mining, Maintenance | |
Quartermaster | Buy bees and booze, except when people ask you to. Ride the mail system. | Medium | Cargo Bay, Maintenance, Supplies |
Research Jobs
These jobs are charged with researching new, exciting technologies and breakthroughs as well as providing medical treatment.
Research Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
64px | Medical Doctor | Never heal anyone, whine when people take Medkits. Break into Chemistry. | Medium | Medbay, Maintenance |
64px | Geneticist | Ask for volunteers, mutate them into epileptic elvis. Never clone anyone, get bombed. | Hard | Genetics, Maintenance, Medbay |
Roboticist | Steal all the butts. Cry because nobody wants to be a cyborg. | Medium | Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance | |
Scientist | Ignore the Artifact Lab. Start a Telescience expedition, drain all the power. | Hard | Artifact Lab, Chemistry, Toxins, Research Sector, Pathology, Teleporter Lab |
Personnel Jobs
These jobs are the administration of the station. They manage the station and ensure everyone is safe and productive.
Personnel Jobs | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
Security Officer | Beat the utter shit out of the Janitor. Imprison yourself in the Gen Pop. | Soul Crushing | Maintenance, Security, Brig | |
Detective | Get drunk. Take photos. Turn up dead and naked 20 minutes later. | Easy | Detective's Office, Brig | |
Chief Engineer | Realize you have no clue how to start the engine, die in a fire. | Medium | Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA, Maintenance | |
Medical Director | Get less respect than a cardboard box. Shout at the Research Director. | Medium | Medbay, Genetics, Pathology, Robotics, Bridge | |
Research Director | Sell "medicinal" drugs for cash. Die in an entirely unrelated lethal drug overdose. | Medium to Hard | Medbay, Research, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Pathology, Teleporter, Bridge | |
Head of Security | Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. | Harder than Hard | Everything + Head of Security's Office, Armory, Solitary | |
64px | Head of Personnel | Leave your ID in the computer. Take all the money, disappear immediately and forever. | Medium to Hard | Make your own ID |
Captain | Get drunk, reprogram the AI into a dog. Throw the authentication disk at the Syndicates. | Nightmarish | Everything |
Antagonist Roles
These are the enemies of the station. They commit murder and outrageous acts of violence against the crew.
Antagonist Roles | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
Traitor | Buy a glowy sword. Hit yourself with the glowy sword. | Medium to Hard | Depends on job | |
Vampire | Stand in the Chapel. Bluhh!! | Medium to Hard | Depends on job | |
Nuclear Operative | Speak over the radio two minutes in. Leave the shuttle without a breath mask. | Hard | Maintenance | |
64px | Wizard | Run around trying to kill everyone, get electrocuted by the AI. Whine, respawn, repeat. | Easy to Hard | Walk through walls |
Changeling | Dispense free drugs, beg not to be murdered. Go on a rampage in fancy dress. | Hard | Depends on job | |
Spy | Lose your PDA, implant braindead people. Remind everyone why they got rid of Rev. | Hard | Depends on job | |
Gangster | Join the gang with the coolest hats. Brutally murder other bustas. | Hard | Depends on job | |
Gang leader | Spawn your closet outside Sec. Get beat with a mop for spraypainting the AI. | Nightmarish | Depends on job |
Special Roles
Specialist roles for players.
Special Roles | ||||
Mugshot | Job Title | Description | Difficulty | Access |
64px | AI | Get bored. Open doors. Turn the airbridges off. | Psychologically Devastating | Everything |
64px | Cyborg | Ignore the AI, play dress-up. Write "fart" in tiles at escape, run out of power. | Hard | Everything |
Monkey | Become the Chef's assistant. Get put on the spike for sandwich pizza. | Nightmarish | Depends, walk under tables | |
Ghost | Rotate chairs, whine in deadchat, rave about omnighosts. | Spooky | Irrelevant | |
Zombie | Moan for brains over the radio. Get beaten by a mob. | Apocalyptic | Varied | |
Werewolf | Run around with a tophat. Howl at the Ice Moon. | Grim | Varied | |
Cluwne | HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!! | HONK!! | Removed |