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(Did every mention of maintenance need to have two different red links to north/south maintenance? Now they all go to a proper maintenance page.)
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|description=Fuck around, break things, fight Security
|description=Fuck around, break things, fight Security
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
|access=[[Maintenance]]}}


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|description=Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday.
|description=Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday.
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|access=[[Hydroponics|Hydroponics]] [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
|access=[[Hydroponics|Hydroponics]] [[Maintenance]]}}


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|description=Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings.
|description=Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings.
|difficulty=Easy to Hard
|difficulty=Easy to Hard
|access=[[Janitor's Closet]], [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
|access=[[Janitor's Closet]], [[Maintenance]]}}


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|description=Fuck around, steal everything from Tech Storage, blind people with the flash
|description=Fuck around, steal everything from Tech Storage, blind people with the flash
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]], [[Technical Storage]]}}
|access=[[Maintenance]], [[Technical Storage]]}}




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|description=Block off the escape hallway with Vending Machines.Beg the Captain to scan the Thermals. Steal the Thermals.  
|description=Block off the escape hallway with Vending Machines.Beg the Captain to scan the Thermals. Steal the Thermals.  
|difficulty=Medium
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Atmospherics]], [[Engineering]], [[Electronics]], [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
|access=[[Atmospherics]], [[Engineering]], [[Electronics]], [[Maintenance]]}}


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|description=Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob.
|description=Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob.
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|access=[[Atmospherics]], [[Engineering]], [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
|access=[[Atmospherics]], [[Engineering]], [[Maintenance]]}}


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|description=Waste all the ore, blow yourself up with erebite veins.
|description=Waste all the ore, blow yourself up with erebite veins.
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|difficulty=Easy to Medium
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Mining Outpost|Mining]], [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
|access=[[Engineering]], [[Mining Outpost|Mining]], [[Maintenance]]}}


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|description=Ignore the crew's requests, kill people with MULE bots, order paint.
|description=Ignore the crew's requests, kill people with MULE bots, order paint.
|difficulty=Medium
|difficulty=Medium
|access=[[Cargo Bay]], [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]], Supplies}}
|access=[[Cargo Bay]], [[Maintenance]], Supplies}}


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|description=Fuck around, inject people with sleeptoxin, ruin Medbay
|description=Fuck around, inject people with sleeptoxin, ruin Medbay
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]], [[Medbay]]}}
|access=[[Maintenance]], [[Medbay]]}}


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|description=Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot.
|description=Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot.
|difficulty=Hard
|difficulty=Hard
|access=[[Robotics]], [[Medbay]], [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
|access=[[Robotics]], [[Medbay]], [[Maintenance]]}}


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|description=Beat the shit out of [[Assistants]].
|description=Beat the shit out of [[Assistants]].
|difficulty=Soul Crushing
|difficulty=Soul Crushing
|access=[[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]], [[Security]], [[Brig]]}}
|access=[[Maintenance]], [[Security]], [[Brig]]}}


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|description=Blow yourself up with bombs, get killed by a vigilante clown, forget the authentication code.
|description=Blow yourself up with bombs, get killed by a vigilante clown, forget the authentication code.
|difficulty=Hard
|difficulty=Hard
|access=[[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
|access=[[Maintenance]]}}


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|description=Bust the Botanists, Steal the stinkeye.
|description=Bust the Botanists, Steal the stinkeye.
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|access=[[Security]], [[Brig]], [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]], [[Hydroponics]], [[Medbay]]}}
|access=[[Security]], [[Brig]], [[Maintenance]], [[Hydroponics]], [[Medbay]]}}


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|description=Gas everyone.
|description=Gas everyone.
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|access=[[Atmospherics]], [[Engineering]], [[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
|access=[[Atmospherics]], [[Engineering]], [[Maintenance]]}}


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|description=Beat up everyone.
|description=Beat up everyone.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
|access=[[Maintenance]]}}


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|description=Dye the station's hair pink, slit throats with razors.
|description=Dye the station's hair pink, slit throats with razors.
|difficulty=Easy
|difficulty=Easy
|access=[[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
|access=[[Maintenance]]}}


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|description=Scream at Security, never run a <del>successful</del> trial.
|description=Scream at Security, never run a <del>successful</del> trial.
|difficulty=Easy to Hard
|difficulty=Easy to Hard
|access=[[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
|access=[[Maintenance]]}}


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|description=Tragically hilarious.
|description=Tragically hilarious.
|difficulty=Laughable
|difficulty=Laughable
|access=[[North Maintenance|Maint]][[South Maintenance|enance]]}}
|access=[[Maintenance]]}}




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|description=Make poo pills, set yourself on fire.
|description=Make poo pills, set yourself on fire.
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|difficulty=Medium to Hard
|access=[[Chemical Lab]], [[Research Sector]]}}
|access=[[Chemistry]], [[Research Sector]]}}
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Revision as of 21:46, 27 September 2012

Start off with some Civilian jobs like the Assistant if you're new. Then once you think you know enough, make your way down the list to the more advanced jobs such as Scientists and Engineers.

REFER BACK TO THIS ARTICLE

As some jobs will change frequently due to addition or removal of content.


These are all the jobs you can fuck up:

Civilian Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access


Jobass.png Staff Assistant Fuck around, break things, fight Security Easy Maintenance
64px Chef Give people food poisoning, deep fry everything. Easy Kitchen
Jobchap.png Chaplain Create a cult, piss off the wizard, space people. Easy Chapel
Jobbar.png Barman Become an alcoholic, get gibbed by the chef, never use your stills. Easy Bar
Botanist.png Botanist Grow slurrypods, smoke a weed erreyday. Easy to Medium Hydroponics Maintenance
Jobjan.png Janitor Clean already clean floors, whine about beatings. Easy to Hard Janitor's Closet, Maintenance


Maintenance Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access


64px Technical Assistant Fuck around, steal everything from Tech Storage, blind people with the flash Easy Maintenance, Technical Storage


Jobelec.png Electrician Block off the escape hallway with Vending Machines.Beg the Captain to scan the Thermals. Steal the Thermals. Medium Atmospherics, Engineering, Electronics, Maintenance
Jobeng.png Engineer Release the Singularity, flee from angry mob. Easy to Medium Atmospherics, Engineering, Maintenance
Jobminer.png Miner Waste all the ore, blow yourself up with erebite veins. Easy to Medium Engineering, Mining, Maintenance
Jobqmas.png Quartermaster Ignore the crew's requests, kill people with MULE bots, order paint. Medium Cargo Bay, Maintenance, Supplies


Research Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
64px Medical Assistant Fuck around, inject people with sleeptoxin, ruin Medbay Easy Maintenance, Medbay
64px Medical Doctor Put straightjackets on everyone, Put dead bodies into the cryo. Medium Medbay
64px Geneticist Loot dead bodies, Give everyone superpowers epilepsy. Hard Genetics, Medbay
Jobrob.png Roboticist Steal all the metal, cry because nobody wants to be a robot. Hard Robotics, Medbay, Maintenance
Jobsci.png Scientist Ignore ArtLab, Set Chemistry on fire, Eaten by space bears. Hard Artifact Lab, Chemical Lab, Toxins, Research Sector,Telescience


Personnel Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Jobsec.png Security Officer Beat the shit out of Assistants. Soul Crushing Maintenance, Security, Brig
Jobdet.png Detective Take pictures, litter hallway with said pictures, smoke cigarettes, shoot people with a revolver. Easy Detective's Office
Jobceng.png Chief Engineer Throw others into the singularity, take the RCD and waste all the ammo. Medium Engineering, Electronics, Bridge, Mining, EVA
Jobhor.png Research Director Open the valve, die instantly. Medium to Hard Medbay, Research, Morgue, Genetics, Artifacts, Toxins, Chemistry, Telescience, Teleporter, Bridge
Hos2012.gif Head of Security Get rehired, remind everyone why you were fired in the first place. Harder than Hard More than everything
64px Head of Personnel Disappear mysteriously, pretend to be security. Medium to Hard May as well be all
Capn2x.png Captain Get drunk, lose the disk, reprogram the AI. Nightmarish Everything


Antagonist Roles
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Jobtrait.png Traitor Ignore objectives, go on a rampage with a glowing sword. Medium to Hard Depends
Dracula.png Vampire Drink blood, spread terror, blow every light in the station. Medium to Hard Depends
Joboper.png Nuclear Operative Blow yourself up with bombs, get killed by a vigilante clown, forget the authentication code. Hard Maintenance
64px Wizard Turn people into cluwnes, complain about the Chaplain, die in 12 seconds. Easy to Hard Walk through walls
Changeling.png Changeling Neurotoxin people, turn into a monkey, whine about being caught. Hard Depends


Special Roles
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
Fancy2x.gif AI Ignore your laws, bolt every door, save traitors. Psychologically Devastating Everything
64px Cyborg Ignore the AI, electrify all the doors. Hard Everything
Jobmonkey.png Monkey Grab a laser gun and overtake the station. Nightmarish Depends
64px Ghost Rotate chairs, Whine in deadchat, Rave about omnighosts. None Irrelevant


Discontinued Jobs
Mugshot Job Title Description Difficulty Access
JobTourist.png Tourist Annoy everyone. Easy Jack shit!
32px Vice Officer Bust the Botanists, Steal the stinkeye. Medium to Hard Security, Brig, Maintenance, Hydroponics, Medbay
32px Mailman Go postal. Easy Mailroom
32px Atmospheric Technician Gas everyone. Medium to Hard Atmospherics, Engineering, Maintenance
32px Boxer Beat up everyone. Easy Maintenance
32px Barber Dye the station's hair pink, slit throats with razors. Easy Maintenance
32px Lawyer Scream at Security, never run a successful trial. Easy to Hard Maintenance
32px Elite Security Where the fuck did these guys go?? Satisfying ????


32px Clown Tragically hilarious. Laughable Maintenance


32px Head Surgeon Scream at the A.I. to let you on the Zeta Shuttle somewhere else now, wonder what your job actually is. Medium Bridge, Medical Bay, Medical Research, Morgue, Genetics
32px Chemist Make poo pills, set yourself on fire. Medium to Hard Chemistry, Research Sector




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